0:00

Making Mj in the morning brought to you

0:02

by school It's bad. Nobody does it easier

0:05

than sports. bet. We had a couple of

0:07

weeks off and this time I know they

0:09

were card but I play A even had

0:11

a M J give us a bit of

0:14

an uptight what we're up to about it.

0:16

Will. Cause we we broke on the the Good

0:18

Friday and met replied the night before that so

0:21

we'd never chance to talk about these guys like

0:23

talk us through land or you are at the

0:25

game they were ninety of your family and friends

0:27

there are going to take a punter and city

0:29

had a couple where we do have you ever

0:32

going to come We met at the point it's

0:34

have been at five pm to buses took one

0:36

hundred of the stand to the game we all

0:38

had. My. Older son or

0:40

daughter were really good. They might get sure

0:43

it's my lab. Go the buses are seeking

0:45

to organize so yeah when you're in or

0:47

met me he'd about ten minutes in the

0:49

second half M N B went solo mighty

0:51

wind done his job and it's got very

0:53

proud of him and in a member of

0:55

a look at the into the game Will.had

0:57

a few and the the whiting media was

1:00

trying to have a chat to me or

1:02

when. I. Don't want

1:04

to talk to him because all you know

1:06

of healthy is a book about. So I

1:08

bet my slip it's about the Anglo. Let's

1:11

talk to him so I don't have a

1:13

way in the toilet. and a technician through

1:15

Triple M come up with headphones and and

1:17

Waterfront when I put em on. Gotta. Say

1:20

on. Ah,

1:23

it's a time and fly. Or

1:25

on they have rather com or ah

1:28

other the class of the year old

1:30

into the yes that's right, I got

1:32

laid. Well that's Aaa I'm get the

1:35

story. However, whatever it

1:37

takes to get across had our membership we spoke

1:39

about may have any you were saying, He just

1:41

didn't want to do anything silly. I didn't want

1:43

to marry the guy, let the tackle throw and

1:45

deal it and. He

1:48

was what was his afterwards was a

1:50

real life happiness joy, what was the

1:52

overriding settlement over the all the above

1:54

my all? Above the. They.

1:56

Have a good victory against the Roosters which who in a

1:58

group says we're good to. him without Nathan

2:01

Cleary which is another big kick.

2:03

So Nathan's injury obviously was impacting

2:05

the team but yeah, Mav didn't

2:07

miss that tackle. He didn't make

2:10

mistakes. The good thing about it,

2:12

he went back into the lower

2:14

grade the week after against Manly

2:16

and had a great game. Well

2:19

they missed him there because Manly pulled your pants

2:21

down. I'm afraid in that

2:23

encounter you might want to that would have

2:25

been a Hall of Mirrors job for the

2:27

Panthers. I would

2:30

have thought. Yes, they were ready for it

2:32

Manly but because they'd locked the way before

2:34

and it's you know. It was

2:36

a big occasion too. Exactly. And

2:39

I should point out Storm won. Bang! Buckle

2:41

up everyone. What'd you get up to girls?

2:44

We'll start with you Cat. I

2:47

don't say if you've noticed I put on a couple

2:49

of kilos in two weeks. We've never noticed.

2:51

I really had a great time. I

2:53

caught up with friends. Hang on, don't

2:55

bite here MJ. I

2:57

do gone quickly to save you

2:59

from yourself. Cat, I did not

3:01

notice. Thank you. You look wonderful

3:03

and radiant and healthier than ever.

3:05

Thank you so much. So what

3:07

did you do? You had a

3:09

crack didn't you? Good girl. Because

3:11

it was a staycation so I was at

3:14

home, cracked open a few bottles

3:16

of red with girlfriends, went on a few

3:18

dates, just like and then had

3:20

a staycation in Manly with my family for

3:22

dad's 80th. I really settled

3:24

in for two weeks. Good girl. A

3:26

couple of days. Hey your dad's 80th.

3:28

Congrats. How did all that unfold? It

3:31

was great. I organised it so we had two

3:33

nights at a hotel in Manly and then we

3:35

literally just went to the skiff

3:37

club which didn't let pinky. So the lecturer

3:39

I gave everyone I said if you

3:41

don't show up with your IDs I'm

3:44

gonna have a drink in there and so my

3:46

brothers were terrified. Did it come up at all

3:48

there? Oh because I wouldn't be able to help

3:50

myself. I'd be making a few jokes on the

3:52

way first. I did have a crack with a

3:54

bartender and went oh

3:56

I guess you wouldn't have seen pinky. That's

3:58

a server drink. Let

4:02

the games begin. Yeah, it's not acknowledged,

4:04

put it that way. Yeah,

4:07

okay. Tash, what

4:09

did you do? My eldest son got his

4:11

pee and I'm closer to God because I've

4:13

never had so many prayers sitting

4:16

next to him and he keeps on saying, why are you

4:18

hanging on to the door handle so much? And

4:20

I got a head injury from

4:23

our bed head. Hi.

4:26

Hello. Look. What

4:28

happened there? What happened there? Okay,

4:30

I'm going to have to ask. Where's Glen?

4:33

Hey Glen, well done, people. Hey

4:37

Glen, that's a great review.

4:40

What's that? Is it still

4:42

important? I

4:44

hate to disappoint you. No, that's anymore.

4:48

Do you want me to ruin it for you? No,

4:50

tell us. Tell us what happened. I love

4:52

painting. I've removed

4:55

the bed head which isn't fixed

4:57

to our mattress and

4:59

I was painting our feature wall behind the

5:02

bed head and the bed head fell on

5:04

top of me and knocked me out.

5:06

So I had to go and have like... H.I.A. H.I.A.

5:09

I was sent off the field. I like

5:11

the first story better. Yeah, you and your... You'll

5:16

be going to bed tonight wearing a stack hat.

5:20

What? You'll be doing... And

5:22

can I just ask before we move on, what

5:24

are you like as a

5:26

learner instructor? Are

5:29

you flighty? You'd be chatty still,

5:31

wouldn't you? Oh yeah. My nickname

5:33

is eBay because I've taken so many hits

5:35

and when I took him in the car,

5:37

so many car accidents, and when I took

5:39

him to the RMS, I

5:42

entered the car park in the exit.

5:45

Oh gee. What

5:47

a wonderful example. There you are.

5:51

Well done everybody. What

6:00

happened? Well we were away. Can

6:02

I begin by suggesting to you that OJ Simpson

6:04

dying would be one of the big ones. Anyone

6:09

who's been around for the last 20 or

6:11

30 years will know this story, will

6:13

remember it when

6:15

it first came down. OJ

6:17

Simpson of course, one of the great footballers who

6:20

ever produced, and Norberg, from

6:23

the Naked Guns series. That was his biggest

6:26

role. Well, what will

6:28

he be remembered as?

6:30

Football star, comedy performer

6:33

or murderer. These

6:35

are the three options on

6:38

the table. I think murderer wins somehow.

6:42

He died from cancer surrounded by close

6:44

family and friends, well at least the

6:47

ones he hadn't murdered. So

6:50

that was a moving moment.

6:52

Got his family to sign non-disclosure

6:55

orders. So

6:59

no one can write a book after. Is

7:01

that how that works? How does that

7:03

work from the grave, Bart? Well I believe

7:05

if they want to pay out all part of his estate,

7:09

that they had to sign NDO's. They

7:13

know something, but he doesn't want

7:15

them to tell. I wonder what

7:18

that could be. Let

7:21

me think, what could it

7:23

possibly be? What do you

7:25

remember first and foremost about OJ

7:27

Simpson? Well I know

7:29

that he was a great footballer, but I didn't

7:32

know much about his football career until he was

7:34

in the Naked Gun as Norberg. Obviously he was

7:36

the kind of the klutz in

7:38

all their movies, but then obviously 1994 the

7:41

whole world changed when we saw the cavalcade

7:44

of police officers chasing that

7:46

white... There it is, the Bronco

7:48

chase. I think if there's one

7:50

image, it's the slow speed police

7:53

chase between a white Bronco and

7:55

800 police cars. Has

7:57

A career down a freeway

7:59

with people cheering. the him

8:02

on the moon ah I'm

8:04

with banners. Go Jews, go

8:06

Ojai It was incredible. The

8:08

trial of course being one

8:10

of the greatest circuses. Family.

8:13

Is over. He was. it's. Kardashians. Dad

8:15

when that was years ago. And

8:18

the contests in Mom was best friends

8:20

with or dais. X was reaching

8:22

Greed sir Feel so the

8:25

scuttlebutt around the daughters Priscilla:

8:27

yeah we do harm others

8:29

have suggested lot of a

8:32

large girls ah I. See

8:36

cruises preseason athletes are childless,

8:38

noise and side these suggesting

8:40

that the anomaly amongst the

8:43

girls are you a large

8:45

amounts of could be I

8:47

Jays. Someone. Would have

8:49

I done wrong? Is also has two

8:51

faces allegedly. She's Tula Cecile. Whole

8:54

season has online sales over not

8:56

even lead to point out the

8:58

saw a girl if it comes

9:00

down to and evidence originally built

9:02

is what I would say was

9:04

running nose and wasn't slowing The

9:07

Chloe Elisa my select coils that

9:09

is cacophony out hours of ways

9:11

around with scales have club with

9:13

itself from your description tomatoes you

9:15

my to quit before we get

9:17

you guys which we will off

9:19

the song he's the image I'll

9:22

never forget. And at

9:24

the my with I bought them the verdict.

9:26

My. Went to a black

9:29

girls ah college. And.

9:31

The verdict came down and the

9:34

verdict was guilty and those girls

9:36

jumped up as one and punched

9:38

the year and and started crying

9:40

and hugged each other our wow

9:42

wow with rice Trump Six. In.

9:45

America because that was a crime

9:47

against women and you can turn

9:49

it into a crime in rise.

9:51

But. To. Say that

9:54

stride of the backside you exactly

9:56

where the sentiments live. I have

9:58

a day or I don't. Will

10:00

get you out How the

10:02

song resting place. I. Was

10:04

man I've done. I've got a sides

10:07

Isis saw a big fella what have

10:09

you got for us was caught your

10:11

eye while we were was some of

10:13

the coin. The activities the Como Un

10:16

Nikki one those a horse's aside from

10:18

us and a bill Nations Rising Stable

10:20

some that sounds way to work some

10:22

fried station. Or

10:25

sort of footage of a horse running

10:27

down a flight was was running like

10:29

for the try out. a trade off

10:31

a trifle with a. Sigh

10:34

they are was I'm over the background or

10:37

forms of those. Odds of the

10:39

forties his nose for hosting the loose and

10:41

a city try size and loving presence because

10:43

of a muscle good skier from fireworks. That

10:46

about dell just I was in all the

10:48

sudden that I'm famous to be not it

10:50

was captured the mother be know it on

10:53

an i'm one of them slow. as a

10:55

joke it says like of top a horse

10:57

I backed over the city I'm a freak

10:59

out with makes a couple of would have

11:01

done better to cats Trying to be honest.

11:06

With you to please the gang wouldn't be good

11:08

damn straight circuit. For. Horse Racing? Yeah,

11:10

we we do it of course

11:12

from motor racing and others. but

11:14

imagine that rising and you just

11:16

let them fly across Sydney Harbour,

11:19

dancers circular quay. coming around to

11:21

it wouldn't be yeah, be hilarious

11:23

for some rubber on this user.

11:25

Why? I guess? Ah, ride to

11:27

the summers farm text, chariots total

11:29

of over the bushes in Atlanta,

11:32

Ga and whatever to winks. What

11:34

is there a winks story? This.

11:36

Wasn't there with links that sound for record

11:38

amount of money in there was some links

11:40

between the family purchased at that actually has

11:42

linked to winks. Year. The door

11:45

of legendary Rosso So we sold for of

11:47

world records and mean those are the version

11:49

and drone fact auction again is at this

11:51

place work farm this is when it was

11:53

Jones did. A fantastic to

11:56

me buffs and earth has come. This daughter

11:58

will be better than weeks So. Look.

12:00

Was. A had you better

12:03

than weeks for I'd say it. But

12:05

the that As we know, the bloodlines

12:07

generally come from the soil and it's

12:10

this is not the opening for for

12:12

a sexist conversation. Not just the facts

12:14

Yes, have. You

12:17

guys Are they going

12:19

to be? Yes, Yes

12:21

it is is been

12:23

proven. Do. Would you like really

12:26

get the studies give give give me

12:28

a horse trainer only get me so

12:30

when he sells was as to cowardice

12:32

is blind on the girls I want

12:34

I said was not sexist Ah Mm

12:36

subsystem I'm I'm aka semen Sir Tristram.

12:38

In A and as soon as I

12:41

am one of saw time the best

12:43

of these guys didn't get a lot

12:45

of United States if is in a

12:47

to serves girls cough up of us

12:49

all on sign up our cat what

12:51

about you? When have you got all.

12:53

We missed a marriage Can join

12:55

twins Abbey and Brittany. Men:

12:58

Went for a marriage box. This guy just

13:00

only married one of them so he's only

13:02

married Abby. Now let me sit saying these

13:04

can join with wins. Ah,

13:06

conjoined from the solders down.

13:09

sorry. They say everything from the

13:11

shoulders down. The just as only married.

13:13

Abby, who's on the left side. Are. Other

13:16

him to hit says to head so

13:18

you enjoyed since his to his when

13:20

when body itself seems like the Farrelly

13:22

Brothers' movies of My Sisters Yachts and

13:25

know what to do that movie was

13:27

in the City Rollers is what what

13:29

it is. Well I heard the

13:31

broad was I grew at a system where the

13:33

same dress. Size

13:36

is alors message that said

13:38

ah man imagine that would

13:40

become I'm I read double

13:42

the silent treatment or us.

13:46

Going on. Ah

13:49

south. or less scott

13:51

of have criticized become a woman when i

13:53

saw your voice wouldn't have a two and

13:55

a half some And

14:03

it is, but you were saying, was

14:05

it you telling Meetash

14:07

that that was, the

14:10

only reason is they both agreed to it,

14:12

but only one under law you can only

14:15

marry one. That's

14:17

right. Otherwise it's polygamy. So

14:19

the other one, while not being part of

14:22

the vows, had

14:24

put it, well at least her hand up, to

14:27

say, to say

14:30

I'm all up for this. If

14:34

his wife is falling asleep while

14:36

we're having sex, is that cheating? You'd

14:39

have to wear an eye mask if you were the

14:41

other one. Yeah, well, if you were to

14:43

wear a couple. He'd have to wear a

14:45

couple. We are

14:48

rifling through a few stories that occurred while

14:50

we're away. Natasha Belling, you haven't bought anything

14:52

to the table yet, what's going on? Sydney

14:55

Trady allegedly caught on camera

14:57

pegging drug-filled tennis balls into

14:59

the grounds of beautiful Bathurst

15:01

jail only has a success

15:03

rate of 50%. What's

15:06

the... Was

15:09

it sure it wasn't burnt atomic? Sounds

15:12

like they've got burnt atomic to

15:14

try and do. Well,

15:19

what's he doing? Is he lobbing him? Is he

15:21

smashing him? Is he

15:23

approaching the fence? What's he doing? Well,

15:26

first of all, he's not a tennis player. He's an

15:28

apprentice electrician. He's 23, so he's

15:30

been lobbing, he's been caught on CCTV, been

15:32

lobbing the tennis balls over the security fence,

15:34

but only 50% made it into the

15:36

actual jail yard. But

15:39

it was a dog, one of those things you

15:41

used to... Dog throwers. Yeah, the dog

15:43

thrower. Seriously, mate. Tennis

15:45

rack, actually tennis rack can do it properly.

15:47

Imagine if there was a Labrador inside the

15:49

prison grounds. You'd never get your...

15:53

You'd never get your drinks. Change

15:55

of balls, new balls please. That's how that

15:57

would work. Well,

15:59

well, we're talking. law enforcement China have

16:02

released a new range of police dog in their

16:04

corgis. Oh come on. I

16:07

kid you not. They've got a bit of

16:09

an identity crisis since the Queen died.

16:11

So they used to be a dog

16:13

you associated with royalty. Now apparently

16:16

they're frontline troops doing

16:19

police work. Imagine how

16:21

intimidating. Oh no they've released the corgis. What's

16:23

your feet? Run away at a very gentle

16:28

pace. These fat

16:31

little idiots can't catch you. If they

16:35

did catch you all that wants a tummy rub. Imagine

16:39

the guy has to wear the suit

16:41

with the big suit that the dogs attack.

16:45

Good Lord. A German man has been fired

16:51

from his job at the Art Museum after

16:53

he hung up his own art in a

16:55

Munich Museum. This

16:57

museum has Picasso's and Salvador

16:59

Dali's so it's obviously not

17:01

a museum that you know is sort

17:03

of your lower rent and he's gone and

17:06

whacked up his own artwork. That'll

17:09

be like me going into a sculpture

17:11

museum and putting in my year seven

17:13

pottery work.

17:16

I made another nastre everybody and

17:18

he got busted did he? He

17:20

got busted because it did not quite fit

17:22

the criteria and the press release

17:25

was it did not get many

17:27

positive reviews. Houston

17:36

we have a problem. I'm

17:43

super excited for this so I said

17:45

to MG what'd you do over the

17:47

break I watched a movie. One

17:49

of your all-time favorites but this

17:52

is a remake please explain. Okay

17:55

I speak a lot about The movie Roadhouse.

17:57

Oh My God you love it.! Conversation

18:00

every die he has. I was a

18:02

the Original I was in a regional

18:04

Patrick Swayze. he can we lynch Sam

18:06

Elliott played Why Garrett Just Haley played

18:08

the other. it's like thirty who's playing

18:10

this guy? Big Bob was sense. And

18:13

this is how the Trailer with in Nineteen Eighty

18:15

Nine to Roadhouse. Will

18:27

obviously on the big Usa saying I

18:29

am like most who wanted to see

18:31

what the new original road house was

18:33

like and compared to the odd one

18:35

which was the ones were Jag Joon

18:37

Ho. And Conor Mcgregor Are you

18:39

excited for this way you for all my

18:41

saw they going to re Michael my favorite

18:43

film and a week guy I'm beam. Yeah.

18:46

You any. Chronicle. Fifty million dollars

18:48

for the most ever for a rookie

18:51

actor. And he said good or bad

18:53

because he has the Senate. Ah, the

18:55

who was is that? This is detritus.

18:57

The so much production changes in twenty

19:00

six years because this into the Trials.

19:02

This a twenty twenty four version of

19:04

right asks. Me:

19:07

This. Time. I.

19:18

Was the Jags general applying As be

19:20

quite honest when gotten a dwarf is

19:22

thrown out on. A

19:25

place that x usa far as you have

19:27

secured a mean in in the octagon he

19:29

plays the made it my surprise when he

19:31

played the first one he plays dalton. Of

19:34

Bhutan assuming characters in the in both

19:36

movies the dog was or more don't

19:39

was basically this the bags his blair

19:41

armed with a black belt in the

19:43

and a degree in the Us is

19:45

was was it's it's source of his

19:47

philosophy is this is s. Would

19:50

you want to buy of

19:52

Alpine out? associate professor assess

19:55

the on as Vegas hermetic

19:57

to the studio price. Oh

20:00

boy was I was so that a

20:02

real Dale Jr Jr view of roadhouse

20:05

use either so little molten do that.

20:09

As a so. Upset

20:11

over here and I had those are

20:13

he much them very nice you emotional

20:15

when it comes to that said zonal

20:17

as it's odd I see him as

20:19

I can be white as a. As

20:23

a John Van Damme not ought.

20:26

Not. To I'm it's added a guy died

20:28

in Taylor Swift. Exactly what a lot Why

20:30

is he playing some? I'm working on the

20:32

front door of a road house in the

20:34

middle. Well I think I got it wrong

20:36

with him because pesters. Why's he was caught

20:38

a similar in the the original roadhouse. He

20:40

didn't really isn't soon as. And. I

20:43

kept saying with a wee bit easier. Sex

20:45

your whole kind of unassuming. Lose the character

20:47

that. Kind. Of agree applied

20:49

it was corner of the one

20:51

he didn't really believe. He played

20:53

a psychotic enforceable knox. And.

20:56

You could have wolves are in the whole

20:58

time when he's these parts room with his

21:00

traps up and flexing and he just was

21:02

unnatural. What does that look good on his

21:04

to get fifty million dollars because us says

21:06

he that that's easy to see. So hot

21:08

rod. As funny as far as the movie

21:10

goes, I give this the original a look

21:12

a solid. I didn't have her ten. I

21:14

give the second incarnation of. Six.

21:17

Seats for a school? Not that.

21:21

I use Absolutely Keep keep the

21:24

movie in the balls of a

21:26

Seats are just not as you

21:28

move your and works my view.

21:32

Is that it's a nice stars

21:34

to. I just kind of styles.

21:36

let's see what a seats I

21:38

like. I had a hurry to

21:40

be about. Your

21:45

ably easily as. A

21:48

far right house currently on a

21:51

three are volume beside could be

21:53

Daniel a lot of the satellite

21:55

and were still airing at the

21:57

studio. asked Em Jays. Maybe

22:00

review of Ride House which

22:02

went off the rails early?

22:04

never really recovered. But

22:07

we get the idea he doesn't like as much

22:10

as the original or and I get the idea

22:12

that you watch sell high. Did news. Yes,

22:14

I did he do that? You don't

22:16

get out much these days. I asked

22:18

you what a deed and he said

22:21

pretty much camped at home for the

22:23

duration. Ah, here's how it all went

22:25

down for hims a. Job.

22:48

Or I would use Saint Laurent that says

22:50

or as use with and as or nonstop

22:52

action. Pose

22:54

a sloss a lot from you. you did

22:56

that go somewhere When we left he wasn't

22:58

and was a proud down off to say

23:01

his son plays for his game of football

23:03

have been a fantasy. Ah it was a

23:05

great guy is how it kind of with

23:07

dance. It's.

23:30

Is loy our high excitement. How was

23:32

it? Might was a guy? Who's

23:34

also Mickey? I was. It was everything we thought

23:36

they will. The things you think about that could

23:38

go. Maybe. Little bit. Ski.

23:40

With before the game didn't go

23:42

that way and I have a

23:45

diverse this I was a good

23:47

north where everybody's basically the same

23:49

friends might yes and a family

23:51

friendly cause all. Ah aborted two

23:53

buses, naughty paypal or made the

23:55

trip far from Paris to the

23:57

ground on the party bosses. he's

23:59

our. yea we

24:02

need memory we need

24:04

memory we need, we

24:06

need memory the guy about

24:09

to come in every guy is

24:11

coming while the aunt

24:13

will do the best that is there if

24:15

they do, then it's only to be in

24:18

and the lady will have been with the

24:20

wearing out the magic of the

24:22

guy about to come in yes

24:27

yes did not disappoint could

24:31

you adopt what is wrong

24:33

with you meek and mg what

24:36

the the

24:38

mascot of an English football side has

24:40

been axed after being

24:43

hit with multiple complaints over

24:45

his behaviour towards female fans

24:48

what the f*** bit

24:50

handsy, it's a cat, it's a giant cat it's

24:53

been touching up the ladies at the game

24:55

so as well supporting the team and

24:58

a bit of unwanted attention towards the

25:01

female fans and you don't want that from your

25:03

own mascot no I

25:06

remember the paddle pop line was handsy

25:10

he was all like, oh yeah he

25:12

had a few hectic

25:14

cat, hectic cat well

25:16

I'd be bad, no pants on I would have

25:18

thought that was a telltale

25:20

sign Norm Mcangaroo

25:24

from Shores neighbourhood you

25:26

know I actually played I played

25:30

Norm from

25:34

Shores neighbourhood in the Molly

25:36

Meldrum movie oh wow yes

25:40

I did and he's a bit

25:42

of advice, never get into that suit oh oh

25:46

boy geez

25:50

do not get downwind of the Norm Mcangaroo suit that's

25:52

all I'm saying, mg what have you got everyone

25:54

can try this at home and here's try it in

25:57

the studio you cannot breathe through your nose your

26:00

tongue out. What the fuck? I

26:03

just did. I just did. I

26:06

just did. You totally can. You totally

26:08

can. That is the worst. You've

26:12

had two weeks. Two weeks

26:14

to come up with a what now.

26:18

Did you try it before bringing it to the table?

26:20

Of course I did. I can't do it. Okay.

26:24

Is someone getting a picture of this? I think

26:27

so. It's like the

26:29

worst hucker I've ever seen. Mate,

26:33

you can do it. I'm doing it. You're

26:35

not doing it properly. I don't

26:39

know what more you want. It's actually easy.

26:41

It's really easy. In fact, I've got to

26:43

put it to you. It's easier to breathe

26:45

for your nose when your tongue is out.

26:47

I'll go now. A

26:55

cat. What have you got? The first man

26:57

to receive a genetically modified kidney

26:59

transplant from a pig has been

27:01

discharged from hospital and is recovering

27:03

well. What the fuck? How's

27:06

the pig going? It's seen better

27:08

days. So to speak. Has

27:12

he allowed, could he eat pig? Or

27:14

is that like kind of cannibalism there?

27:16

It probably is actually. We have to

27:19

process through the pig's kidney. That seems

27:21

cruel. A pig through the pig's kidney?

27:23

That's going to blow up. That

27:26

is. I would rather not

27:30

live than not be able to eat

27:32

suckling pig. There is. But MG's still

27:35

doing his tongue breathing. Mate, it's not

27:37

working. MG. But MG might have a

27:40

broken nose from playing footy, so he

27:42

might be right. What's the

27:44

fact? We've all done it.

27:50

Thank God. The show

27:52

is on fire. All right. Tash, what about

27:54

you? What have you got? A Mexican

27:57

television outlet has accidentally aired a

27:59

Met... man's testicles during

28:02

solar eclipse coverage. What

28:05

the fuck? That was bound

28:07

to happen. All right,

28:09

you get the idea everyone?

28:11

1-2-3-5-3, we're back in business.

28:16

$1,000 to give away, get on it. All right

28:18

Andrew, blow my mind. $1,000

28:21

to give away this week. What you got?

28:24

Nick here, got a double banger for you. Back

28:27

in the old days in England when they used

28:29

to bury people, they were running

28:31

out of land and places to bury them.

28:33

So what they'd do, they started digging up

28:35

the graves and put the bones

28:37

into like a bone house, I guess they called

28:39

it. And in doing

28:41

that, they discovered that about 1 in 25

28:44

had scratch marks in the grave. So

28:46

they realized that they were inadvertently burying

28:48

people that were not quite dead yet.

28:51

So what they started to do was put

28:53

a wire around their wrist and put it

28:55

up through the dirt and hang a bell

28:58

off it just above. And

29:00

then people were employed, people were employed

29:02

to listen for the bells and those

29:04

people were known to be on the

29:06

graveyard shift. That's where that came from.

29:09

And secondly, the bell going

29:11

off was referred to, people

29:15

were saying you were saved by the bell. So

29:17

that's where that came from. What?

29:20

If that's right, there's cash coming

29:22

your way, it is... No,

29:24

I'm making... Well,

29:26

hang on, mate, my fact checkers are having

29:28

an argument out the front there. They're

29:31

saying differing reports. Some are saying it's true,

29:33

some are saying it's not true. I'll

29:36

get back to you. Andrew, I'm

29:38

going to get... You did? So why

29:40

did they get rid of some bodies to put

29:42

new bodies in? Do

29:45

they have a thing of top and tailing? That

29:47

would have been good. Who

29:49

is one? Why don't they bury people... It

29:52

would have been burying people standing up. I've

29:54

always thought this is the answer. So then you've

29:56

got a footprint the size of a shoebox, like

29:58

a little... They do

30:00

with race horses. Race horses they bury

30:03

standing up and all facing

30:05

the same way. Yes, Mickey, $500 to you. Oh,

30:07

well done. Thank you. What the f***. Andrew,

30:11

we'll get back to you. Peter's on the

30:13

line. Peter, what have you got? Hey, good

30:15

morning guys. Welcome back. Thank you. In

30:18

the United States, a woman sat on

30:20

her toilet bowl for two

30:22

years. So

30:24

much so that her skin started to

30:26

grow over the toilet bowl, she had

30:28

to be surgically removed. Her

30:32

partner used to lay in the bathtubs and

30:34

have conversations with her and bring her food.

30:39

Well, he wasn't helping really was he? Yeah,

30:41

just a bad carry two years. Right,

30:44

two years. I'll tell you how to fix

30:46

that. Get her some reading material. You're kidding.

30:51

I'm getting thumbs up. Two

30:54

hours. Second

30:56

exit, Brighton Avenue. Oh. What's

31:00

going on there? Theory's trying to get

31:02

involved. There it is. Two

31:04

years on the tour. I know tradies who can

31:06

do that. They're trying to get a bit of

31:08

sleep during the day shift. I'm

31:11

telling you right now. Thanks, Peter. Marina's on

31:13

the line. Marina, what have you got? Hi.

31:16

Hello. Hello. The

31:19

owner of a Kansas bakery is

31:21

asking their customers to eat their

31:23

cookies carefully as she's lost

31:26

a diamond, a $4,000 diamond from her ring in the dough. Oh,

31:31

what the f**k? I might

31:33

go buy a couple of those cookies myself. Give you

31:35

a cookie monster. It's a blood

31:37

cookie. Like a blood diamond. Very

31:40

good. It's a blood cookie. You know what?

31:44

I'm getting that fact checked. It's right, but we're going back

31:46

to Andrew. He's got $200 today for his... Well

31:51

done, Andrew. Thank

31:54

you. After all, take it back.

31:57

Thank you. 100

32:00

yeah How's

32:03

that Andrew? 3-4-1 come

32:05

on Come

32:11

on Mickey 3-5 Oh

32:15

my God 50

32:17

bucks, there it is And

32:20

now joining us live from our Melbourne

32:22

studio Carving it up at the

32:24

Melbourne International Comedy Festival Friend of the show Merrick

32:26

Watts, how are you? Thank you for being here

32:29

boys, thanks very much for having me in Great

32:31

to have you in deck, now how are you

32:33

enjoying Melbourne? I believe you, originally you were a

32:35

Melbourne boy Yeah, I grew up in Melbourne, I've

32:37

lived in Sydney for more than half my life I

32:39

grew up there and it's been a

32:42

really interesting time because I've been staying at my

32:44

mum's place which is just the hallmark of a

32:46

winner Ok, you

32:48

move back in with your

32:50

mum See this is what's happened, I'm trying to fight,

32:52

there's some 50 years of age and I've

32:54

gone back to where I grew up in my township the

32:58

town of Elphard, your lord Yeah

33:01

exactly, I see these people I went to school with

33:03

and they've seen me around a bit and they go

33:06

I see you've moved back in with your mum

33:08

and I'm like no I haven't moved I've

33:10

not moved back in with my mum I told you this

33:12

would happen It's a visit, but

33:14

you've been here for ages, I've seen your heaps Yeah

33:16

no, it's just an extended stage because I'm doing the

33:18

comedy festival because I'm winning at life, I'm doing a

33:20

really good show and I'm winning at life and they're

33:22

going I moved back in with your mum, I saw

33:24

you driving her Mazda 3 down the street No,

33:27

no, I just borrowed the Mazda 3, that's not my

33:29

car, I haven't appropriated it I'm not there

33:32

for that I knew this was going to happen, they

33:34

sang to each other I knew we'd be back Now

33:37

tell us a bit about our Sydney audience,

33:39

Elpham in Melbourne, it's

33:41

an historic area it's a bit of

33:43

a hippie kind of alternative, our host

33:46

Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like, I

33:48

don't know I've described it a little

33:50

bit like a cherry brook or a

33:52

dural kind of vibe Yeah,

33:54

the sticks, but with heaps more drugs.

34:00

It is analyzed. Music is a barrel still

34:02

way to the used to be a rainy

34:04

so members will be eleven barrel which was

34:06

quilts. I was like one of the great

34:09

wonders of the world he was. It was

34:11

as it was fine, as big as it

34:13

was a huge author was basically like a

34:15

wine barrel right on Assad's but it was

34:18

Massive Mcguinness I met it was like half

34:20

the size of a sports stadium and paypal

34:22

Affect those seeking all people want a barrel.

34:24

People have the Pharaohs know off his death

34:27

is riding. A plenty of time for the

34:29

rest of. The cases like when a large

34:31

barrel so they built this barrel and who's

34:33

a restaurant in my best my school, his

34:36

parents and and always always the best wishes

34:38

this guy there and it was the sniffles

34:40

every single voicing his was a gym and

34:42

same english I and of my guys that

34:45

have to go to the barrel for sniff

34:47

sniff early milsom up to their three a

34:49

day else I was the disease or whatever

34:51

labelle it's a bit there and look up

34:54

a suspicious circumstances. Lot of people have pointed

34:56

the finger at my idea. Of

34:59

was a result was. Playing with it I

35:01

just saw was involved in it. Did I

35:03

do it No Categorically now I didn't do

35:05

a rural area. did you have a jury

35:07

would? did you have a horse rider or

35:09

anything him as night I trust or says

35:11

what? I beg your pardon I the bosses

35:13

vandals the same without it is a terrible

35:15

base not not they're terrible and with similar

35:18

seven of our traumatizing. putting aside. From

35:21

Trusted don't even have a ticket That and I

35:23

was doing was registered as I was gonna be on

35:25

top of my the size of high school animals

35:27

I I cannot trust and finally got killed by a

35:29

wholesome. system i have a ride a horse is

35:31

interesting when i was a kid i was a

35:34

bit probably six or seven and our friend a

35:36

tall she had a horse called sherbet who's boss

35:38

it ends as she said i have you ever

35:40

ever our hosts resisted a lot of forty thousand

35:42

like a path and ossetia owner on hostesses it

35:44

have you ever ridden a horse merrick and cydia

35:46

have written a to was is as real as

35:49

it is have written hate some practically clint eastwood

35:51

let's get on us on a horse if i

35:53

went for a bit of a rod and as

35:55

a runner and pack of ah this is boring

35:57

you know in they do you need to do

35:59

too like a BMX and make it jump.

36:01

So I said to the horse, we're gonna

36:03

jump, we're gonna jump the fence at the

36:05

footy field. We're gonna jump the fence. You're

36:07

ready Sherbet? Sherbet like, intimated to me very

36:10

strongly that it was capable of show jumping.

36:12

Right? But you can't trust

36:14

those bastard eyes that they have. Those eyes are like

36:16

cookies. Like you can't read the eyes of a horse.

36:18

It's like they're big and wide and it's a yes

36:20

means no with their eyes. You can't tell anyway. So

36:22

I said, you're ready to go Sherbet? Gave it a

36:24

kick and then it wrenched straight towards

36:26

the fence and went, this is going historically well.

36:30

And then I got to the fence and

36:32

just as we approached the fence and I

36:34

was like ready to leap and I said,

36:36

into the air Sherbet. And Sherbet just went

36:38

denied, denied, stopped at the fence.

36:40

I flew over the top of Sherbet, landed

36:42

on the fence in my arm and snapped

36:44

my arm in half. Great. That's a signature

36:46

move for a horse. I'm

36:49

gonna jump it. No, I'm not. I was gonna

36:51

do it. And then you know what happened? I

36:53

saw blazing saddle. So now I'm not gonna be

36:55

cooperative. It broke my arm. It's like a jumping

36:57

version of shiitaka. It's not

36:59

happening today. I'm not doing

37:01

it. Access denied. Stick to the Shetlands.

37:04

That's my advice for you.

37:06

Clyde's style maybe. I think it's Clyde's style.

37:08

A Palomino or a pieball. I don't mind

37:10

a pieball. You don't see many of them.

37:12

I don't know what that is. But

37:15

strangely marked horses. White with

37:18

black circles. What am I, the

37:20

horse whisperer? We've been

37:23

joined live from our Melbourne studio. He's killing

37:26

him down there at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

37:28

It's Merrick. Great to be here boys. You're

37:30

loving it. How are you treating the boards?

37:32

It's your natural habitat. You enjoying yourself? Yeah,

37:35

I've had a great time. I've

37:37

done a few weeks of the comedy festival.

37:39

It's always good. I'm doing an Idiot's Got

37:41

the Wine. So what I do in that

37:43

show of course is I serve six wines.

37:46

So it doesn't really matter too much about

37:48

the comedy. They've got six wines. I don't

37:50

get bad reviews. Everyone always goes, that was a really,

37:52

really, really, really good show. And then basically I just

37:54

get, I'm Koo, you're a bit now. They're telling too.

37:56

I just get, you want to pay. Oh, I get

37:59

so much to pay. by the cougars. They're

38:01

lovely now. Oh, mate. You know

38:03

what, when I started my career

38:06

in comedy and that

38:08

was 30 years ago, when I started and

38:10

I was probably about 25, there was a

38:12

great thing where a mum and a

38:14

daughter would come up to me and the mum would say to

38:16

me, this is a bit embarrassing, excuse me, but my

38:19

daughter would really like to have a photo with you. No,

38:22

of course not. The daughter would give me a bit

38:24

of a cuddle and it was always nice. I was

38:26

like, this is kind of cool because that was my

38:28

peer. And now what happens is the daughters come

38:30

up with their mum and they go,

38:32

do you mind? My mum wants to

38:35

feel you from behind and scratch your

38:37

back when nobody's watching me. My mum's

38:41

tearing me apart. I swear to God, I come

38:43

home with marks on me. So you enjoyed the

38:45

wine show. I went to Adelaide for

38:49

the gather round. Yeah, right. Big AFL.

38:51

Yep. And I went on a road

38:54

trip through the Barossa. Yep. Boy, was

38:56

that a load of fun. Until

38:58

I came home with COVID. Oh,

39:00

I spent the

39:03

second week of about two weeks off at

39:05

home on my own. I've got to thank the city

39:10

of Adelaide because first

39:12

time I went there, they made me

39:14

appear in their Supreme Court. Second time

39:16

they announced they mentioned my name on

39:18

the floor of parliament. This problem has

39:21

set me on with COVID. That's state.

39:23

Yeah. Really, really, really, hates me. It's

39:25

almost as though you keep bagging it

39:27

out and then they find ways to

39:29

upset you. We'll get him. We will

39:31

get him. Did you hear MG? MG watched

39:34

a movie and he reviewed it on the

39:36

show today. What was the

39:38

movie, MG? It was Roadhouse.

39:41

The new Roadhouse. The remake.

39:43

Is it good? The remake. The old one's one

39:45

of my favourite movies of all time with Patrick

39:47

Swayze. But the new one didn't quite capture the

39:49

imagination. But I don't understand how Patrick Swayze worked

39:52

in the first show. This is a guy who

39:54

works on the door of a Roadhouse. He's a

39:57

hardcore. Double douche. Yeah, like door. It's

40:00

a guy from Diddy Dancing. Yeah, but I just don't... Can

40:03

you marry those two films together? At one stage

40:05

he was a ghost, he was playing with Clay,

40:07

with Woody Goldbeg. I can't... I

40:10

went back and I had a look at the original

40:12

Roadhouse, right? Probably about six months ago and I watched

40:14

it. A couple of things stood

40:17

out to me. Number one, if you made Roadhouse in

40:19

Australia, just be a guy saying, I'm sorry, you've had

40:21

enough dim sims and chico rolls. You cannot have any

40:23

more. Get your petrol and go.

40:25

That's what Roadhouse is in Australia, right? Our

40:28

idea of the Roadhouse is somewhere where you take

40:30

your life into your own hands, just by eating

40:32

from the Bain Marie, right? You don't have to

40:34

have a fight, you just eat something from the

40:36

Bain Marie that's been there for too long. The

40:39

only thing too is Patrick's, the fight scenes in

40:41

the MG, in the original, they're absolute garbage. Like,

40:43

they're just like... The movie's so

40:45

bad it's good, I reckon. But

40:47

I'll tell you what I will do, and this is

40:50

coming from COVID when you're not allowed to leave the

40:52

house. I embarked on my

40:54

own Liam Neeson Film Festival. Oh.

40:57

I just sat there and watched every

40:59

Liam Neeson film I could over the course

41:01

of three days. They're all the same, by

41:03

the way. They're exactly the same. But you

41:05

still bite. Yeah, every little bit of it.

41:07

Oh, you need to get them back now.

41:09

Yeah. How dare they do that? I can't

41:12

believe they did that. Taken again. You

41:14

better get him. You

41:16

better spend the entire movie getting him.

41:18

Somebody's upset the old man. Revenge, revenge,

41:21

revenge. They're

41:23

all the same. They don't need... You know what?

41:25

They should stop actually giving titles to his films.

41:27

Just give it numbers. Just call it Liam Neeson,

41:29

number nine. Done. Oh, watch that. Watch

41:33

that number nine. Sounds good. Have

41:35

you got... Did you

41:37

hear MJ had a bit of a meltdown

41:39

on the show earlier today? Was it during

41:41

the review? Was it? I figured it was.

41:43

Yeah, it was. Have a listen. This is

41:45

on... I think it's Leonard Bolton. You ever

41:47

got toe-tied like this? Armed with a black

41:49

belt in the... Dalton was basically the bag.

41:52

He was armed with a black belt

41:54

in a degree in... Physiology.

41:56

Was it? It was something? Possibly,

41:58

yeah. A

42:00

car when it's worth a review of he entered.

42:03

My good news is on seems a chance to

42:05

my shiny these guys have one and then decided

42:07

to door of your personal. Data

42:12

caps. On

42:14

my sides rejoining latest cowboy to have you

42:16

back you know in Sydney's they always a

42:18

pleasure for hims in the morning for t

42:21

by school said nobody does it easy as

42:23

and for with. In.

42:26

Some seats of Sydney.