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we play disaster, Nine o'clock settled.

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Roman when he got. Or

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the Roosters was north or with them to

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the Melbourne Storm I think. Whoa. But as

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per usual are we saw a press conference

4:19

that ended with occasional being happy from the

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losing teams. What's rent? Robinson had to say

4:23

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really clean. If you Lynn White to attack

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to be a penalty. He runs in from

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in. The position free miss can go to

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of him stops game for the ball and

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pushes showing Manu in the back to disrupt

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us or our lot of on and going

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on. A post match press conferences be a

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great. The. Audience: For the reason they lost

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the Game of Deaths he's got a point about the

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disruptor would have that would nineteen a game but be

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we pushed Nelson the surface alimony backing

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doesn't wash a main the same. They saying the

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Roosters miss forty eight tackles. The had one line

5:16

bright compared to six one break from Melbourne Storm.

5:18

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5:20

the last began. The reason they lost the game

5:23

was because I missed so many tackles. And

5:25

odds for the coached him out in the

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other clear and is not because I'm with

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him of man. That. Was unclear. Recently

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got a good when my mailing he come

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in as a glutton knock on. He.

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Commands to you know what? that's over. As we

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lost the game we've we've every four or five

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intercepts in or out. Same to swim. Good that

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on the diet he said a commercialized they say

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5:49

and is bagging area because the same black and was

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not their damn what. Illness.

5:57

illness Yes

6:13

forget the Paris Olympics later in

6:15

the year. The big

6:17

ding dong drag em out last

6:19

man standing event is happening right

6:21

now on channel 9 7pm

6:24

Sundays get your fix of Lego

6:26

Masters Australia vs the World, Jordy

6:28

is now the host Hamish Blake,

6:31

hang on. Hello fellas, what

6:33

a wrap, forget the Olympics. Well

6:38

they do like to go... We

6:46

would like you to enjoy both events. We

6:50

can do that. The competition is holding up, the

6:53

teams as I understand it, Denmark,

6:55

Germany, France, USA all competing for

6:58

the title of, well what is the

7:00

title? What is it? Well the

7:02

title is, I mean it's Lego Masters vs Australia

7:04

in there too which is good. Oh yeah. We

7:07

thought we'd keep some Aussies in. Yeah of

7:09

course. Just a bit of a comment on

7:11

the same TV. They will become, I guess

7:13

they'll become yeah Lego Masters Australia to the

7:15

World Grand Global Champion. I'm just

7:18

making up now but we've got

7:20

some change for Brophy I guess.

7:23

It's a lot at stake, it's high emotion

7:25

as a brick man gone the blob yet

7:27

because he blows up

7:30

every season. Has he burst into tears

7:32

yet? Yeah

7:34

well we did have to lose our first

7:36

team and that's where brick man gets emotional.

7:39

I mean because he loves Lego, he loves

7:41

people. It's

7:43

hard, that's two people getting to

7:46

enjoy Lego. I probably,

7:48

I love how into a brick man,

7:50

I mean I love that he wears

7:52

his heart on his sleeve and we all

7:54

know he's extremely genuine but you

7:56

guys have probably had to sympathise with this a little bit

7:58

more because I've come. come off the back of

8:00

10 or 12 years of commercial radio,

8:02

where there's a lot of winners and a lot of

8:05

people that don't win. I probably was

8:07

a little bit more jaded going into it.

8:10

You'd be like, see you later.

8:12

I've seen a few decades secret

8:14

sounds, where people, everyone wants

8:16

25 grand, but you can't all get

8:18

it. So yeah, I

8:22

wasn't quite there at the start, but now I do, I get

8:24

it just as invested as he does. All

8:26

right, let's go through some of the teams.

8:28

USA, I'm guessing they're going to just build

8:30

a massive wall for the Mexican

8:32

border. Some states that would be

8:35

two of the French, they'll probably surrender, get

8:37

to the finals and surrender. What about the

8:39

Germans? Do you make them wear leader houses?

8:41

That would be a good touch. Yeah. Do

8:44

you know what? I reckon there was a suggestion from a

8:46

higher up at Channel 9 for that.

8:48

And I think someone went, I don't

8:50

know if we do that anymore. No.

8:54

If I don't see you slapping

8:56

your thighs at some stage during this

8:58

season, I will feel completely

9:01

ripped off. All right. We

9:04

did have a flag bearer come in

9:06

before the teams were announced. And I

9:08

think that's where we were able to

9:10

really crank up the cultural stereotypes and

9:12

evening coming during later. So that's good.

9:14

I will say this Sunday night, the

9:16

challenge is a bit of a, is

9:18

it real, is it fake? So we've

9:21

got to kind of like take something

9:23

and rebuild it out of legacy. Now

9:25

that is set, just so you know

9:27

that we're not afraid to really

9:29

lean on a cultural clutch. That

9:31

is in a Parisian belangerie,

9:34

like a croissant shop. And I

9:36

think so the whole episode, Brickman

9:38

and I, I'm

9:41

dressed in like a spicy shirt with a beret

9:43

on. And for those

9:45

playing at home and Brickman

9:48

sort of a waver with a

9:50

big French moustache. And then this

9:52

is what I love about TV. You

9:55

know, you stay in the costume, you're having fun, you're

9:57

like, this is, you know, we're getting into the characters,

9:59

but it isn't. elimination where someone has to go home

10:01

again on Sunday night and then I remember when we

10:03

were doing it going hey we haven't

10:06

got changed yet so I think quick man's

10:08

gonna be eliminating someone in a big mustache.

10:13

And bursting into tears. Maybe he can mime

10:15

bursting into tears. I'm sure he'll be up

10:17

all week

10:21

building a Lego Wheel of Cheese for

10:23

that set. I can't wait to

10:26

see it. Mate, it's great family TV. My

10:28

kids love it. The adults love it. It's

10:30

one of those rare shows where you can

10:33

all sit around together and have

10:35

fun in front of the box.

10:37

Who are you predicting? Give us a prediction or

10:39

is that you're not allowed to at this stage?

10:41

Look, I think the Germans are looking ferocious at

10:43

the moment. Very good. And they are tough to

10:45

beat. They are tough to beat. The Germans are

10:47

magnificent. They communicate well.

10:49

They can run fast through

10:51

the brick bits. Alright,

10:54

I love it. Well done. Hames

10:56

Blake, looking forward to seeing you

10:58

in full French property. This

11:01

Sunday of course on Lego Masters. Thanks for

11:04

your time today sir. Thank you James, bye

11:06

bye. This

11:08

is Andrew Chung from

11:11

ACDC. I

11:16

wonder if we can win the game. We're

11:18

at the land. We're at the land. Unreal.

11:23

This is one of the greatest prizes ever given

11:25

away on this network. If you love Rock and

11:27

Roll, if you love Akadaka, you go to Wembley.

11:29

Well, you could be. If you

11:32

take the Chockeys, you got four nights

11:34

accommodation, you got some spending money, you

11:36

got transfers. This is as good as

11:38

it gets. Ever seen them

11:40

live MG? Yes I have. Yeah, I saw them

11:42

in Sydney about five years ago and they were

11:45

epic. They blew it. If there was a roof

11:47

on ACOR, they would have blown it off. They

11:49

are the best in the business. I've

11:51

seen them start with the bells. I've seen them start

11:53

with the 21 guns for loot. Bang! In the back

11:56

of the room. They

11:58

punch it out. It is top shot. and

12:00

it is right up our alley here on the House of

12:02

Ebbs. How do you win? How do you get involved? Very

12:04

simple. You hear the iconic bells which will

12:07

sound like this from Monday. As

12:09

soon as you hear that sound on this program or

12:11

throughout the day you need to call us on 1

12:14

333 53 and get yourself on the standby list. Oh

12:17

baby! Come on! Can I end up? Am I

12:19

allowed to end up? No, neither of you two

12:21

can win. We should be Sheperones, Vicki. We should

12:23

go with Sheperones, Oregon. Oh, we would never see

12:26

you again. The Meat

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12:38

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right? Knock, knock. Who's there? M.G.'s

12:42

Dad Jokes. What are you

12:44

doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you

12:46

doing? Yes, we are back. It feels like a

12:48

while since we've done this. It

12:51

feels like it's too long. It's one of

12:53

our favourite segments. A little refresher course for

12:55

you. If you want to be part of the action,

12:57

here's how it goes down. What

13:00

did the prawn say to the scallop at the

13:02

party? I have no idea. I think I've pulled

13:04

a muscle. Why did the chicken

13:06

cross the sucker pitch? Don't know. Because

13:08

you heard the reference blow a thousand.

13:11

What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?

13:13

I don't know, mate. You can beat an egg.

13:16

How do you chase Will Smith in the

13:18

snow? You follow the Fresh Prince. Did

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you guys hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

13:23

No. What about it? Couldn't control his

13:26

pupils. Oh,

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an absolute rolled-gold classic to go out

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with there. Let's get into

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it. Some piping hot fresh ones. From

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the master of the dad joke, it's all in

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honour of him. It's his segment. He picks a

13:40

winner eventually. 1-333-53 if you want to get involved.

13:45

Give us a couple, mate. Mickey,

13:47

yesterday I read a really interesting fact about Bruce

13:49

Lee. How was it? Apparently

13:52

he had a brother that was a vegan. Oh,

13:55

yeah? His name was Brocco Lee. Oh,

14:01

now... Bronco

14:04

Lee. He was a

14:06

vegan. So many elements to that.

14:10

I'm not sure the meat man will be

14:12

that happy about a vegan joke. Good point.

14:14

Any segment, but we'll go with it nonetheless.

14:17

Have you got another one? I've got... OK.

14:19

Me and a few mates have started a

14:21

band, and we're called the Blanket. Oh,

14:23

yeah? OK. Why? We're

14:26

a cover band. Oh, God! As

14:31

you can see, people, the bar has

14:33

not been set that high. Get involved.

14:35

Money to be won. All thanks to

14:37

the meat man. 1-333-53. Let's

14:39

go. Ray, get the ball rolling. A dead

14:41

joke, please. It's

14:44

been years since I've done the hokey pokey. I guess

14:46

I forgot what it's all about. That's

14:50

why it's all about me. Jeez, your delivery

14:52

was quick. You were right off the blocks

14:54

there. I would have gone. I would put

14:56

a little pause in there. It's been years

14:59

since I've done the hokey pokey. Yeah,

15:01

well, I guess I forgot what it's all about.

15:04

See? Yeah, you're the pro. Ball

15:06

gold genius. Rolled

15:08

gold. That's why I'm on the

15:11

big bucks. Ray, you're in

15:13

the hunt. Chris is on the

15:15

line. Chris, dead joke, please. Yeah, the

15:17

person who invented the knock knock joke got

15:20

nominated for a Nobel Prize. Again,

15:24

the delivery. Again. I

15:26

would have gone with no bell prize.

15:28

That way it accentuates the contrast between a

15:30

knock knock. Do you want to have another

15:32

go at it? Yeah, OK.

15:35

You're the one who invented the knock

15:37

knock joke. They got nominated for a

15:40

Nobel Prize. No, no, mate.

15:42

You can go for a no bell.

15:44

You've got to accept it. It's like

15:46

a jib. Chris has taken it

15:48

on a jib. Chris, Chris,

15:51

a slab of Jenny Road.

15:54

I can't wait for you. The

15:57

South Proportional between Jenny and Road. No

16:01

avail as a speeder exceeds right the

16:03

Nobel Yeah, Nora Derbys on the line

16:05

Debbie, Safety of Cyber. What do we

16:08

got for us? What's

16:10

the useless? A sister at the end of

16:12

a pain as cold? Or

16:14

not sure what is a cold. Ass.

16:21

Own. Food

16:24

out on safari, more

16:26

in line on both

16:28

sides to be more

16:30

this road between the

16:32

Aws their food. Nor

16:35

are deceased is caught up with Iran

16:37

workmates. oh boy was sabres you out

16:40

he'd here from the big man himself.

16:42

You are the club as late as

16:44

I about standalone luke. Ah, dead joke

16:46

boys. Get. What you call

16:48

to sleep walking nuns. No idea what

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he called. Roman. Catholic of.

16:55

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16:57

is a serious road

16:59

me Roman Catholics, Lose.

17:02

A little decide. And

17:04

probably don't need to stay on the law. Says

17:08

drink mixer I try getting from

17:10

just. As

17:12

his baggage adds to the

17:14

i got mad calls. Cole

17:16

had dead zone plays. A.

17:19

Weaker. Whereas. Open it

17:21

up into a bar or to be. I.

17:24

Think we're going to

17:26

be likely to. The

17:28

drink either was zero.

17:30

Office calls you go

17:32

with one of the

17:34

classics. If he wasn't

17:36

completely pulled off thoughts,

17:38

Are you in the

17:40

hunt? More. Didn't cyril by the

17:42

why would you to do with is

17:44

easily Greg or something on the Steve.

17:47

Steve. maps goes to

17:50

and his list or discusses his

17:52

scars and against nicholas to come

17:54

back on try up north reasonable

17:56

trial for their jokes our to

17:58

rise ah ha You're our last

18:00

contestant today, knocking down the park. What

18:03

do you got? I

18:05

may not be attractive, but when I take my clothes

18:07

off, I turn the shower on. Oh,

18:09

that's a mum joke. That

18:13

is a mum joke, Theresa. But

18:15

I'll allow it. We won't knock

18:17

you out on a technicality. Ah,

18:20

MG, I think you know what's going on here.

18:23

Name our winner today, please. Two

18:26

girls excelled today. Theresa, that was a great

18:28

joke. But Debbie, the useless is the winner.

18:31

Debbie has come out and strafed

18:33

the room with a very anti

18:35

man joke. How are you, Debbie?

18:39

I'm good. Do

18:41

you have a bad experience

18:43

with the men I've had here? No.

18:46

Do you like meat, Deb? No,

18:50

I'm a vegetarian. Oh, no. Is

18:56

your name Brocco Lee? That's

18:58

it. That's my name. What a great

19:01

finish to a great segment today. Well

19:03

done, everybody. And we've

19:06

been joined live in the studio,

19:08

our Melbourne studio, on this Friday

19:10

morning by the great Marty Sheagull.

19:12

How are you, Marty? Hey, Nick.

19:14

Thank you, MG. Lovely to see

19:16

you, Cass. I notice,

19:18

of course, that you are

19:20

at the moment in rehearsals for Fisk. Yes.

19:23

Well, we're filming, Nick. I never know

19:25

what I'd say about it. But that's

19:27

where we're at. Taking

19:29

a turn. Is there nudity? Do you

19:31

ever do a nude scene, Marty? I'd

19:34

love to do a nude scene in Fisk. I wanted

19:36

to do, I tried to get over the line. My

19:39

character, Ray Gruber, having a bit of

19:41

a mental episode and I wanted him

19:43

to be shirtless, smashing red wine. But,

19:47

and they were like, I don't know if

19:49

it's that sort of show. It was like

19:51

when I tried to suggest that Ray was

19:53

gay. Every time the courier come, I'd do

19:55

stuff like, oh, you're quite the tall drink

19:57

of water. And they were like, you can't.

20:00

No actually I'm lot while you.now

20:02

is not gases that surface a

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size larger sizes. The knocking back

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a lot of your suggests on

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precious can you bake says that? Doing

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you say I am a National Alert.

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let me tell you a

20:32

bit about him. Jay similar

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on it on. he's gone

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bonkers on the threads throws

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it was introduced as a competitor

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21:29

when they were a baby boomer about terrorism

21:31

of women may I were the swimming pool

21:34

with it's insane and I promise as a

21:36

nappy offered a big to fail out of

21:38

it is right on the dry know any

21:40

the get it retired yada yada the same.

21:43

Know your stride down the job with your kids,

21:45

will be doing that with you in about twenty

21:47

years. Apart

21:49

while we line or like holistic sites

21:51

make with just the toilet. Said

21:55

to applause. field

21:57

subsides happen into

22:00

a hole now because I'm 82. I think

22:02

you know what to get me for my

22:04

next birthday Marty. How old do you have

22:07

to be before you get one? It's like

22:09

a poo high chair isn't it? It really

22:11

is. You can eat poo at the

22:13

same time. I'd

22:16

like to take one of those when I go poo jogging just

22:19

to make it easier. I'm running around.

22:21

Why are you running around with the toilet

22:23

seat Mick? None of your business. Have

22:27

any blokes kept pooing outside

22:30

Roxy Jacinko's joint? Yeah. That's a

22:32

good reason. That's sending you a

22:34

message. It really is. Did

22:37

you ever wee in the pool? Oh really?

22:40

I did. Sometimes from the

22:42

diving board. Sometimes I would

22:45

go to the pool just

22:47

to have a wee. We

22:49

talked about once

22:52

in a bar at the

22:55

barley in Tann. I spent six and

22:57

a half hours without getting out of that pool.

22:59

You do the maths. I

23:03

didn't know why Mick you didn't do a wee in

23:05

six and a half hours. How many did you did

23:08

is the question. Let's just say

23:10

the water level's rising. The best

23:12

bit was

23:14

though at the end of it I'd

23:17

been drinking their rice

23:19

wine, a ruck, a ruck

23:21

attack. Remember those? When I

23:24

got out the

23:26

barman had to put

23:29

on my shoes and

23:31

tie up my laces.

23:34

She couldn't have just carried to me.

23:36

Where were you going from there that

23:38

you needed shoes? I'll

23:41

tell you where I went and by this stage

23:43

the sun was just coming up and my hotel

23:45

was about a hundred meters up the beach and

23:48

I remember walking to the

23:50

hotel and I'm like this

23:52

is taking forever. Then I

23:55

turned around and looked back at my tracks and they're just

23:57

going up and down and up and down. I

24:01

covered about two and a half k's for the

24:03

hundred meters. Let me

24:05

tell you. So that was

24:07

it. Alright mate, well Eddie, what do you plan for

24:09

the weekend? Are you going to be at home rehearsing,

24:11

doing some workshops for fish? I've done

24:14

a little bit of work. You know

24:16

how I got the job, Mick? We were

24:18

talking about this earlier. It was the middle

24:20

of the pandemic and I

24:23

just wanted, I was suggested to

24:25

me that I should read for the role of

24:27

Ray. And I was like, eh, you know my

24:30

ego kicked in. I was like, I don't read

24:32

for stuff. You either want me or you don't.

24:35

I pushed through

24:37

all of that. I got the kids to

24:40

film me on an iPad.

24:42

And I had to read

24:45

the other people's lines. And if you've ever

24:47

worked with a piece of wood, how

24:49

I ever got this part, Mick? My

24:52

God, Jesus, it was like flotsam and

24:54

jetsam had rolled into the front room.

24:56

I mean, the fact that

24:58

I could work opposite her is what, and

25:00

the kids filming on the iPad, I'd add

25:02

a couple of red wines. It's full pandemic.

25:05

Yeah, of course, to be honest with you.

25:07

Mate, look, it's a victory

25:09

for me that I could get that role

25:11

having to, people say to you, who's the worst

25:13

person you've ever worked with? Edge. Well,

25:16

it's like doing a two-hander with a

25:18

sequa. Marty,

25:22

great stuff. Always a pleasure to catch up with you.

25:25

And we'll do it again soon, mate. Have a lovely weekend, gang. What

25:35

the... A

25:38

woman is breaking up with her boyfriend over the

25:40

way he walks. What

25:42

the... What? Wow,

25:45

yes. It's taken it to

25:48

another level, this has. Well, she's

25:50

complaining that he always walks in front

25:52

of her. Aww. And

25:55

when they go to a store, he just takes off.

25:57

After parking, he'll just start walking. leaving

26:00

her trailing in his wake is that a

26:02

deal breaker girls I can't afford to

26:04

be that picky what

26:10

type of walk do you like do you like a saunter yeah

26:12

gold saunter like as if

26:15

they've got a tool back a tool belt holding them

26:17

back a tool back a mosey do you

26:21

like a mosey no

26:23

I don't like to slow what about

26:25

a sashay depends

26:28

on you you know interest but no

26:33

what about a moonwalk? they walk up on their toes as well they

26:35

walk up on their toes them type

26:37

of blokes always a little bit of

26:39

body builders how

26:42

would you describe your walk MG? look

26:47

laconic I

26:51

think you walk with confidence it's

26:55

a bold walk isn't it

26:58

laconic I

27:01

work like I'm coming down a catwalk you

27:04

do you actually do have a zoo lander

27:06

you present

27:09

yourself thank you very much do

27:11

you know traditionally when walking with

27:13

your partner men are supposed to walk

27:16

on the outside this is part of

27:18

the old-school etiquette so in the

27:20

old days you'd be able to protect the woman so

27:22

if you're walking on the outside there was a horse

27:24

and cart or something coming in down the street she's

27:27

on the inside and you in a

27:30

position to only put your jacket down in

27:32

case she needs to walk across a puddle

27:34

I think they

27:37

sound like beautiful times well

27:40

kiss them goodbye they're

27:44

long gone thanks to William Moaning

27:48

MG what have you got? I'm not sure

27:51

whether this is the cruelest or the best thing

27:53

I've ever heard but in Japan death row inmates

27:55

are not told the date of their execution until

27:58

the morning it takes place Attorney

28:01

like motors nut they were garbage. More

28:03

other wake up each day. wonder you.

28:05

Today may be the last time on

28:07

this site that I get together. Last

28:09

meal is gonna last branch. Know

28:13

losses, snuff, A

28:15

Unless you buy they. would you drop that bombshell. Ha!

28:19

Can I? Was

28:21

too young. Life is movie upto and

28:23

also you find. One

28:26

of ah this is not.

28:28

Be surprised if I think

28:31

I ought to be utilized.

28:34

Cat: What of eager? Okay, so. You

28:37

can't rotate your arms clockwise

28:39

an anti clockwise at the

28:41

same time. Slips off. Right

28:45

fist the list.

28:48

And I don't know. You know they go

28:50

in the same directory it's going and trying

28:52

to seduce scuse me on was not around

28:54

any. You look like a dog. Pleasantly a.

28:58

Super deluxe set. Thank you. I'm a

29:00

little Summer odyssey and it is very

29:02

hard by the was moon or don't

29:05

want that vision turning up. Thought now

29:07

on on our absorb why on earth

29:09

I'd die because I did. It was

29:12

a toss. what have you got. A

29:14

couple. Has accidently got divorced after

29:16

the lawyer clicked the wrong button

29:19

using an online portal. Stuff

29:21

is that mice or an inside.

29:23

A lawyer was putting soon online portal

29:26

for a quick divorce and actually had

29:28

picked the wrong couple when he was

29:30

putting. Through the double size or their

29:32

the divorce for the long him or

29:34

not, it's fine to roll with a

29:37

guy marries on a line. Matty Blow

29:39

my mind. What have you got. There

29:42

goes the sand of trash playing,

29:44

the space and an idea is

29:46

fight. So as long as the

29:48

sand is produced by a speaker

29:50

to give you the satisfaction. So

29:53

now that your money's coming year,

29:55

enjoy our. There

29:57

is massive so there's no. Laughing.

30:00

Actually Happening? Well, One.

30:03

For on well I deserve while ago

30:06

and tests that immediately soon as I

30:08

will I would have us remember most

30:10

intimate Thanks Marry a great on along

30:12

Greg What have you got. I

30:16

got a lot. Of

30:18

public toilets go to jail

30:21

enough to last way you'll

30:23

be sitting on a toilet

30:25

without of leads to signify

30:27

know if fi know anything

30:29

about being locked up in

30:31

the cells also toilets. In

30:34

I want to be using my usually

30:36

that sir. Well. Could

30:38

you have to take part in a

30:40

line up or something? You know what

30:42

happens. Sighs heavily identifies A and I.

30:47

Knew a guy Greg got eve

30:49

list.agree on going to be some

30:52

money but Omaha in a suburb.

30:54

bad lox. Fights. On the line

30:56

fight. What have you got? I

30:59

wanted. Series Noise or Ninety Seven

31:01

Amigos. On the thirteenth floor, an apartment

31:03

building a team was playing fetch with

31:05

no. Reasonable. The

31:07

we did not touch the

31:09

ball out the window unfortunately.

31:12

Fell. Further in source down onto an all

31:14

white he was walking on tonight which killed.

31:18

Or go across the road. Saw.

31:20

This happen see ran across right to

31:23

a C C O by spot that.

31:25

She. Was still. An

31:27

all white wine, his medication, a

31:29

pharmacy as the cycle. I'm just

31:32

walking out. So. All this

31:34

happened. Not one

31:36

of the list of all part of

31:38

course on officer off at the turn

31:40

Fifty bucks soon after a while a

31:43

reminder that Beards radius and if it

31:45

did happen or out why me and

31:47

wanna say or is gonna do you

31:49

play. saturday

31:52

sorry and

32:00

insulting at the same time. Please

32:03

welcome to MMM Mary Houston. Always

32:05

a pleasure Mary to have you

32:08

join us in the studio. You've

32:10

been wowing them down in Melbourne

32:13

Mary and you've got shows coming up in

32:15

Sydney. Correct. The Factory Theatre and the

32:17

Conquers Concert Hall. We'll get to those a

32:20

little later. But I was down in Melbourne

32:22

recently and I caught up with your brother.

32:24

Yes. And your mother. They

32:28

don't often travel as a date. They

32:30

don't look like you and MG. No,

32:34

no. We're like Arnold

32:36

Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito

32:38

and twins. But

32:40

I saw them at a funeral and

32:43

your mum was in great form but I wasn't getting much because

32:45

I was with my brother. She loves

32:48

my mother Richard. I love Richard.

32:50

Richard's the best. She's

32:53

always favoured Richard over me. What is that? But

32:55

let me tell you, she called me afterwards and she

32:57

says, May I show Richard?

33:01

Pause and Mick. And

33:03

then she said, oh Mick, he's

33:05

loud. So I reckon Richard needs to

33:07

lift his game. Yeah, he needs to lift his game. I think you

33:09

might have at the funeral like Glamourd Earth. And

33:12

she threatened to have me round for a

33:14

meal which I've been agitating

33:16

for for so many years. And she's

33:18

not all talk. She's all action. She's

33:21

the business. So I've heard about people who've

33:23

dined at her table and it is a

33:25

bucket list. Can I ask you

33:27

about the Greek funeral? Probably two.

33:29

I've been to now. Is it a bit? I

33:32

don't mean matter of fact but they seem to

33:34

take it in their stride, the professional in

33:37

this aspect. Is that fair? My

33:39

mother went to two this week. And

33:42

she just does it

33:44

as a, you know, it's like your best.

33:48

You know, like you have to do it. And

33:51

she loves it and she'll judge it.

33:53

She's already told me what she wants for her funeral. My

33:56

dad died a very long time ago. My mother was

33:58

widowed. 47 48 and It

34:02

was a very sad funeral. Obviously, he

34:04

was very loved We had two priests

34:06

because the special people get an extra

34:08

priest Yeah, and you

34:10

get a priest and you get a second And

34:15

and we had a woman there that an

34:17

older woman who was the professional mourner, but

34:19

without the income You know like Crying

34:22

louder than us and what? And

34:25

we were just in the front and I kept looking at

34:27

my brother and my mom's like, oh, that's no

34:29

good She's too much It

34:34

wasn't your father I've heard it does go off

34:37

at the Cemetery there's

34:39

a lot a lot of wailing and

34:41

people have threatened to throw themselves into

34:43

it weirdly no one's thrown themselves in They've

34:45

all threatened. I'm gonna jump in. No, no, no

34:48

Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's see what happens No,

34:51

but the funny thing was my dad's funeral was he

34:53

was not a tall man I

34:55

he's probably like five seven and when they

34:57

were lowering because my dad had so many

34:59

heart attacks throughout my life Like he had

35:01

to kill him on the day, right? And

35:04

when they were lowering the coffin, it

35:06

didn't fit in the hole He

35:10

won't die even when he's dead, you know,

35:12

he won't go and so I went

35:14

over to inspect what was I gonna do? laser

35:17

cut the hole with my eye and

35:20

As I went over I tripped on the mound

35:23

of dirt and my dad's sister who was hilarious

35:25

She thought I was trying to throw myself in

35:29

So she said she's And

35:31

they were this black clustered women, you know

35:33

Like all around me screaming and my auntie

35:35

in her, you know, great intelligence pulls out

35:37

the worst perfume You can buy I'm sure

35:40

you can buy it by the leader of

35:42

the Started

35:44

spritzing me like smelling salts to

35:46

revive me It was the head to

35:48

the neck. That's what I'm talking about. Let's know

35:51

what they see that in action There's a lot

35:53

of singing at the Greek funeral. So it's an

35:55

Italian a lot of Latin the

35:57

great funeral. It's all all dancing

36:00

Singing yeah yeah, but only the professional things

36:02

that are. Try. The other people don't see

36:04

now we we have a like enchanter see and

36:06

eyes sounds whole see that it's nice I am

36:08

he just he sings and of i usually sing

36:10

with a bit of a tremble in there are

36:12

no. One notices

36:14

the Creek orders of also see

36:17

die On to blame We've announced

36:19

the best year of music ever

36:21

Queers, Ninety Ninety Seven Low yeah

36:23

which was Guns and Roses and

36:25

Eat So and Michael Jackson and

36:27

all of that a d Have

36:29

a favorite musical go to Resume

36:32

What's the evidence, see and our

36:34

lives a great. It's not just

36:36

cause us as as. Album I ever

36:38

bought with my brother was songs in the Cave

36:40

Lives. State he was a lady was,

36:42

well, that's a guy at album. Album

36:44

as by In Our Lights, Prince

36:46

George, Michael and All the Great

36:48

Slut That I'll. Have some level as well. That's

36:51

a great first. Oh, but. Yeah, I mean I love

36:53

the old. First concert says.

36:55

Constant tragic since I just took my daughter

36:57

said Taylor Swift. That was. Dollars as I said.

36:59

He went on. And. It's he also into Ed

37:01

Sheeran but ah my says concept was

37:03

Alice Cooper. Well that's

37:05

pretty well soon as he

37:08

is. Any women. Blade as if.

37:12

Alice, it's all mean he was cruel. I

37:14

remember you make up on I'm like what's

37:16

he trying about even oscillating. Appease!

37:20

I've applied his hand on

37:22

the over increasingly anonymous Griffin

37:24

and all. My. God. Yellow Modern

37:26

day Miss. An episode sauce.

37:28

My friend. The wind, it's all.

37:30

Went home room said. Friendly winners

37:33

and Oregon he would had plenty

37:35

of winter during. Those recipe that that

37:37

kept and could have below.millicent on more time

37:39

went on like a spinnaker on the City

37:41

to High Birth of Christ. He could have

37:43

stood over a great Marilyn Monroe stall and

37:45

got well as I got for the match

37:47

not originate in were jokes famous for a

37:49

bowling I have another big bold more than

37:51

a party to. Pull

37:54

up for other griggs. A good an opera but there

37:57

was a very very phones great Aunt Marie a challenge.

38:00

Alice, who you remind me

38:02

of for a minute. Yeah, I can't sing

38:04

though, that's the only difference. Now, while

38:07

that's a big factor to take into

38:09

account, your good friend Efey

38:11

is shooting the lights out in a

38:13

brand new show. Let's

38:16

have a listen to the work of Efey. Hello,

38:18

who thinks Efey's young, who is Fred? I know

38:20

what you're just thinking. Wow,

38:22

and what a hot. Ladies

38:24

and gentlemen, please welcome Efey to Triple

38:27

N. Oh, she's joined us

38:29

live in the studio to promote a new show,

38:31

Up Your Selfness. How are you Efey? Oh

38:33

great, how are you? Nick, MG, how are

38:35

you? Hello darling. Oh, you're hot.

38:38

Look, I'm pro hair obviously. I'm

38:41

cool. Nick, you're doing great. Thank you.

38:43

You might have grayed up a bit, but you've

38:45

got plenty of it as opposed to MG. What's

38:47

happened there, do you think? What's happened? Why is it

38:49

in the southern hemisphere now? It's

38:52

kind of locked in, but I'm sorry, down top

38:55

thing. Exactly. It is indeed.

38:57

Now, tell us a bit about your new

38:59

show. Efey, Up Your Selfness. Yes, it's the

39:01

only immunity we have left. It's

39:04

the psychological loop that reduces

39:06

the chafing of society's judgments. One

39:09

must say up yourself because everything's

39:11

against this. I don't know. I'm not a negot sort

39:14

of person. You're not. I'm not. You're not

39:16

a cancel culture. No, no. Look,

39:18

there's a lot of canceling going

39:20

on currently. They've cancelled adjectives. Have

39:22

you heard? You can't just find anything anymore. We

39:25

become pronoun and anti-adjective.

39:29

You can't call someone fat or dumb

39:31

or sick or stingy or slimy or

39:34

all those things. I

39:36

can't talk about my family anymore. So

39:40

this is a great... Now, you come of course

39:42

to Sydney. You're going to be at the factory

39:44

theater at 7pm on Friday, 17th of

39:47

May. I'll see you

39:49

there, Efey. And then on the Saturday

39:51

at the concert hall. Oh my

39:53

God, finally. Concert hall

39:55

at Chatswood. Amazing.

39:58

Are you going to wear something special? I

40:01

dress it up. Life's a visual medium

40:03

and I really commit to being a

40:05

great visual. Well, you are the best

40:08

in the business when you strut the

40:10

stage everywhere. When you emerge, I

40:12

saw you once and then you emerged from the wings

40:14

and there was a flutter of programs. Oh

40:17

my God. People, you know

40:19

what? They don't even have to look me up.

40:22

I'm just sitting there in the back of their

40:24

consciousness. I've always been there. Are

40:26

you lurking in the recesses of everyone's

40:29

mind? If I can say, up your softness.

40:32

If you see one show at

40:34

the Sydney Comedy Festival, this

40:36

is the one. And I'm not

40:38

being biased. I mean, I am a legend. Listen, you've always

40:41

put a return to the greats. You've

40:44

got to see. You know the point is, no

40:46

offense, but you and I were there with the

40:48

jackhammers in the 80s. We

40:51

were there in sepia tone. Our

40:53

early stuff has only just survived.

40:56

I think it's in some kind of museum at the moment.

40:59

Effie, thanks for swinging by. I love it. Thanks

41:01

for bringing me. I love you. Both of you.

41:03

This is my favourite threesome, Don't Tell My Husband.

41:07

And if you know anything about how to look after

41:09

yourself, you'll go and see these shows at the Sydney

41:11

Comedy Festival. We'll have you back

41:13

beforehand because we cannot get enough of

41:15

you. Thank you very much, Effie and

41:18

Mary. Love you. Welcome to

41:20

a wonderful week that was, and we start with

41:22

a story about conjoined twins getting married to one

41:24

man. And Mick had his thoughts on that. I

41:26

heard the bride was angry when her sister wore

41:28

the same dress as me. No.

41:32

Oh, man, imagine that when

41:34

you come over, that'll be double the silent treatment. I've got

41:36

to say, I speak about it for all women when I

41:38

say, I always wanted to have a two and a halfs.

41:42

Inji Sunbabrik played his debut first

41:44

grade game, and the Triple M crew were dying to get

41:47

his thoughts on the night. I don't want to talk to

41:49

him because I'll, you know, I'll pass you. But do

41:51

it. It's not about me. It's about the young lady. Let's

41:53

talk to him. So I'm

41:55

doing a wee in the toilet

41:57

and a technician from Triple M.

42:00

come up with headphones and a

42:02

microphone and I say what? What do you mean put

42:04

them on? Let's go. We've

42:08

always shared a story about Mick that he

42:10

eloquently referred to as Wash My Small

42:12

in Adelaide. I get a call before

42:14

the show. Mick says can you come round to my room?

42:17

What is going on here? He

42:19

goes I don't know how to wash my underwear.

42:22

Here you are.

42:25

Oh, but you do. I

42:27

remember asking you to iron my shirt before

42:29

I came here. No, you were actually right. When

42:32

I got around there, you said I can't

42:34

turn on the washing machine. I've never used a

42:36

washing machine before. I had to wash my

42:38

underwear. Look,

42:40

I may have. Chinese police have started using

42:42

corgis on their police force. It used to

42:45

be a dog you were satiated with royalty.

42:47

Now apparently they're front line troops. Imagine having

42:49

two of them. I know, they've released the

42:51

corgis. What's your feet? Run

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away at a very gentle pace. If

42:56

they didn't catch you on their glots of tummy, you won't worry. Newsbreaker

42:59

Natasha Belling brought a study to the show.

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The size of a man's nose, the

43:04

length in particular, indicates the

43:07

length of his penis. No, worry, Mr. Madonna.

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I'm a panacea. He

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keeps telling lies about the size of his penis. And

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then it grows. Like

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his nose. We learnt MG loves a poll on

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social media platforms threads. He's just a few of

43:22

the hard hitting questions for his followers. Do

43:24

you keep barbecued tomato sauce in the

43:27

cupboard? Do you

43:29

prefer the beach to the backyard pool? Here's

43:31

one for you. Guys, do you wee

43:33

in the pool? Yes. You

43:35

do? I do. Sometimes from

43:38

the diving boards. Hello!

43:41

A.I. has been conducting virtual animal fights which gave

43:43

Mick an idea. I'd

43:46

like to see an A.I. newsreader fight. Who

43:51

would win out of Sandra Sully

43:53

and Natasha Belling? Oh! I

43:55

would get you. Sandra's from Queenslanders, so she

43:57

would win. Saved by the Bill. Yeah,

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it'd be like the state of origin. MG

44:02

might be under investigation from ICAC after his

44:04

gym put on a trivia night. We had

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12 tables of 10 people, I was on

44:08

a table of 10 and guess what? My

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table won. Your table

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won. So,

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was there a blow up? Did people get angry?

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Ah, there's a little bit of one. We had

44:19

a few drinks and everyone was, you know, who

44:21

wrote these questions? Well, I didn't write the questions,

44:23

my son wrote every question. And

44:27

the CEO of Nike has blamed working

44:29

from home for a drop in revenue.

44:31

And he also said, as of their

44:33

kids, making them in Bangladesh, he doesn't

44:35

want them working from home, he wants them to come

44:37

into the sweatshop. There

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it is, another wonderful week that was on Mick and

44:42

MG in the morning on Triple M City.

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Mick and MG in the morning, brought to

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you by Sportsbed. Nobody does it easier than

44:48

Sportsbed. Mick and MG in the morning, week

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26, it means for the land.