0:00

Mickey and Mg in the morning brought to

0:02

you by sports bed nobody does it easier

0:04

than sports bed. Thought we'd start by

0:07

talking about well I could

0:09

explain it or we could let the news

0:11

services do it. Lord David

0:13

Clarkson has been crowned the

0:15

newest Guinness World Record holder

0:17

after a 24-hour long pub

0:19

crawl spanning more than a

0:22

hundred venues. Well done.

0:24

A 24-hour pub crawl 100 venues. Who is

0:26

this guy?

0:32

I'm made of boonies. Even

0:34

Booney would struggle to do this and a

0:37

beer at every pub. Well

0:40

that's gonna that's gonna cost

0:42

you a bit. That's about a

0:44

1.5 million dollar pub crawl on

0:46

today's prices. What

0:48

do we know about this bloke? Tash? He's

0:51

incredible. A couple of

0:53

red flags right he didn't consume alcohol at

0:55

every single pub. What? Yeah so I don't

0:57

know how he actually broke. That's not a

1:00

pub crawl? Correct. I don't know how he

1:02

broke the record and then he had a

1:04

quick little nap to prepare before

1:06

he started. 120 pubs

1:09

but he had to consume a minimum of

1:11

125 millimeters, mils sorry of liquid before

1:15

being consumed and he consumed 20 litres of

1:17

liquid in 24 hours. Whoa! Sorry

1:22

are we talking about beer or? No

1:25

he had a couple of sherbet's but he

1:27

mostly consisted of soft drinks and juices. Oh

1:30

wow that's the Clayton's pub crawl.

1:32

But you'd die! 120 pubs. You couldn't.

1:35

You never have heroes. I built this guy up

1:37

to be something special. What's

1:40

he drinking in a pub? What's he drinking? He

1:43

was having soft drinks and juices. I think it should be

1:47

contested. We

1:50

will. The guy's a dickhead.

1:52

He's English. Yes Pummy.

1:55

You idiot. Forget that. Mind you got

1:57

me thinking what's the one pub? If

2:01

you go to a 100 pub pub crawl that

2:03

you have to include, come on I'm

2:05

looking for a bit of ground game here in Sydney,

2:08

a bit of local knowledge, tell me what it

2:10

is, what's the one for you MG? Well I

2:13

was there on Friday, my local pub is the

2:15

Pioneer Tavern up on Northern Road in Penrith. The

2:18

Pioneer Tavern, and tell me where you love it again? Well

2:21

I've been going there since 1990 and

2:24

when we won the competition in 1991 we all went

2:26

back to the Pioneer Tavern and they closed the pub. Great memories.

2:30

I've got my own schnitzel there, the MG

2:32

schnitzel. Oh the MG schnitzel?

2:35

Yeah. Yeah it'd be exact, it'd

2:37

be like a Fred Flintstones style schnitzel wouldn't it? It's half

2:39

a chook. Alright

2:41

Cat, favourite pub for you? Easily the

2:43

Redfern, it's right on this corner street

2:46

so it's the greatest people watching in

2:48

the world. Ooooh. And

2:50

then upstairs if you're feeling a

2:52

bit fancy there's a cocktail lounge.

2:54

Hello, I'll meet you there after

2:56

midnight. Tarsh have you ever

2:59

been inside a pub? I have. Like

3:01

a normal pub, it's not a wine bar. No.

3:04

There's not some kind of, you know, what?

3:07

In my younger years my favourite was Paddington

3:09

RSL because they had $2 schooners

3:11

and there was a carpeted area so I could

3:13

talk. Because when you go into a lot of

3:15

pubs they've got wooden floors. Right,

3:18

you need to be able to talk obviously. Wooden

3:22

floors, it echoes a lot so a carpeted area

3:24

you can actually hear people. They would have

3:26

ripped off that carpet quick. One

3:29

of my favourite gigs of all time was at the

3:31

Paddington RSL. I did it once, asked people so I

3:33

still run into people who go to me, oh I

3:35

was there that night. Let's

3:38

just say it got out of

3:40

hand pretty quickly. What happened? Give

3:43

us a snippet, come on. I can't. A bug? Why?

3:47

Anything? Well, no I can't. I think if you were

3:49

there you were there. Come on, is it before the

3:51

court? We'll find out. Oh if you were there you

3:53

need to call us. It

3:56

did involve hospitalisation. It involved...

4:00

Irving to leave through a back door.

4:02

It involved

4:04

the fairest activities from certain

4:07

members of the community and

4:11

I probably wasn't in

4:13

the best shape. Just the

4:15

best way to describe that. Someone

4:20

do go. We

4:22

have said enough. What else? I'll tell you

4:24

what I love. I love the Paddington, Lord

4:27

Dudley. He's a great

4:29

pub. It's a really beautiful window

4:31

pub. The Lord Nelson. A

4:34

fucking Bodnai junction because it used to be close

4:36

to where we worked. Billy the pig was downstairs

4:38

of course. If

4:42

anyone at Revesis can tell me

4:44

if I'm allowed back into the premises,

4:46

that would be handy too. 1 triple

4:49

3 5 3. Let's go people. Ring

4:51

us up. Tell us what is the

4:53

absolute certain pub. The one at

4:55

the top of the pyramid that has to be included on your

4:57

pub. We're

5:03

talking about your favourite pub. The one you've got to include

5:06

on a pub crawl because

5:08

some English twat did a hundred

5:10

pubs. Even Sydney, Inno Day didn't

5:12

drink alcohol for some reason. Why

5:14

would you do it? But

5:17

it's got us thinking what's your favourite pub.

5:20

There's a few on offer. Someone mentioned

5:22

Barons. Tarsh, how the hell do you

5:24

know about Barons? What a great pub

5:26

that was. Up on the cross. A

5:29

friend of a friend. In the 80s and 90s

5:31

the cross was great to go out in. The

5:33

Barons was where you knew you needed to go home.

5:35

It was open until five or six o'clock in the

5:37

morning. If you're in Barons you

5:39

are not in great shape. In my memory,

5:41

I think I tipped

5:44

a cigarette machine over there trying to

5:47

work out how to operate it on stage.

5:49

And you know what? No one

5:51

batted an eye with that. Shut

5:54

the cross. We miss the cross.

5:56

The bourbon and beef stage? Was

5:58

that a legendary Barra

6:00

and Ricky Ponding got the World

6:03

of Strive there. You got

6:05

the others, Cat? I've got North Bondi

6:07

RSL is my favourite. You love that. I

6:09

love that now but back in the day, do you remember

6:11

Shark Bar? Right across the street from

6:13

these studios on Castle Ray and they actually

6:16

have a live shark in a

6:18

tank behind the barmaids that would

6:20

serve... And then

6:22

obviously Animal Cruelty became an issue.

6:25

Boo! Boo, yeah. Because there

6:27

was a thumping nightclub in this shark, we

6:29

were just like... Boo! In this tank. What

6:32

type of shark? It

6:34

was like a Port Jackson or something

6:36

like that. Like not a massive great light

6:38

or anything like that. That

6:40

would have been great. Great ambient. Phil's

6:42

on the line, Phil, what's the pub

6:45

mo? It's

6:47

got to be Scruffy Murphy's mate. Right across

6:49

the road from us here. What

6:52

do I need to know about

6:54

Scruffy Murphy's? The schooner

6:56

against Black Gold mate.

6:59

Black Gold. Oh yeah, the bait dinner. Black

7:01

Gold, alright. Well, I think we need more

7:03

than they just... Isn't it

7:05

24 hours? Yeah it is. Well hello, now

7:07

there you're talking. We used to

7:09

be driving to work and it would be pumping

7:11

and now it's kind of... Each morning it's... No

7:14

one there but I mean that's literally

7:16

50 metres from where we're standing right now. You

7:18

seem to know a lot about it when you

7:20

walk off after most shows are you? Yeah,

7:23

I go across here after every show on this night man.

7:27

Phil, Aaron's on the line. Aaron, what's the pub

7:29

mo? The

7:31

cricketers arms down at Blacktown. Yeah, good

7:33

pub. What do I need to know

7:35

about the Royal cricketers arms in Blacktown

7:37

mo? Beer's cold and in

7:40

wind's time there's a fireplace in every room. I

7:43

love a fireplace in a pub. Aaron,

7:45

one of my favourite pubs in Melbourne is

7:47

a pub called the All Nations. And it's

7:49

a beautiful little... It's quite famous. Dick Pratt

7:51

got himself one of his deals was done

7:53

at the All Nations. So it's cool because

7:55

it's very private and small and

7:58

very clandestine. And

8:01

anyway, and it's a beautiful little pub,

8:04

but it's right opposite the Housing Commissions, which

8:06

is a quite notoriously rough area in North

8:08

Richmond. And I remember sitting in there

8:10

one day going, gee, I love this pub. And

8:13

anyway, a bloke walked in and he'd

8:15

been stabbed. And he

8:17

said to the public and he goes, oh mate,

8:19

I've been stabbed, can you call the cops? He

8:21

goes, public phone in the corner, mate. And

8:25

there's a guy standing

8:27

there, holding his stomach with

8:29

one hand, dialing with the other. Oh gee,

8:31

this is a good pub. Greg,

8:34

what have you got, buddy? Oh,

8:37

it's got to be three weeds of our

8:39

name, mate. It used to be known as

8:41

the Rose Shamrock and Thistle. Mm-hmm. Beautiful.

8:45

And why'd they change into three weeds? Well,

8:48

gee, where was he? He's an easier

8:50

sight to hear. I

8:53

get it. Oh, there's your winner, Kat. Oh,

8:55

well done. You've scored yourself a high

8:58

pressure washer for medicines, Greg. Oh, wow. And

9:00

I tell you what, we needed one of those at

9:02

the Paddington RSL. Oh. Oh. ACC.

9:08

Hi, this is Andy Chung. ACC. ACC.

9:14

And we release him. Triple M.

9:16

Well. Hell's

9:20

Bell. Yeah. You heard him. You on

9:22

the line getting involved. Nathan, how are

9:25

you, buddy? Hey, how

9:27

you going, Nick? Well, not

9:29

as good as you, because

9:31

guess what, mate? You are

9:33

now officially into the draw

9:35

for the tickets to Accadaka

9:37

at Wembley Stadium. There it

9:40

is, two tickets, Wembley Stadium,

9:42

return flights, transfers in

9:44

London, four nights accommodation, spending

9:46

money. Boy, it's all

9:48

just at your fingertips now. You're

9:50

so close, Nathan. Are you a

9:52

big fan? I

9:55

saw them when they came out last time

9:58

at Homebush. Yeah. Yeah. No,

10:00

they never fail to

10:03

impress. One of the great live gigs of

10:05

all time. You're on the running for one

10:07

of the best prizes we've ever offered. Nathan,

10:10

who are you gonna take if you get

10:12

the chockeys? Gonna have to take

10:14

the misses. Yeah, gonna have to

10:16

take the misses and you probably wanna couch

10:18

it in better terms than that. Yeah. When

10:21

you break into a... My lovely woman. Well

10:24

done, Nathan and everyone else who

10:26

rang. Hey, it's not over. Keep

10:29

ringing. We're gonna keep doing it.

10:31

People are going into the draw. You listen

10:33

out, you hear the bells and you

10:35

get on the blow. Simple as that. What's

10:38

the problem? MG

10:42

Sport Report. Yeah,

10:44

round seven is in the can, in the

10:46

NRL. And when I'm looking at the displays

10:49

of all the teams over the weekend, I've

10:52

got a zero in on the parameter ills because

10:54

they traveled to Darwin against the number

10:57

strength Dolphins team. Half

10:59

time they were winning eight points to four. After 45

11:01

minutes, they were winning 10 points

11:03

to four. Then all of a sudden, eight

11:06

tries in 25 minutes was scored against

11:08

them. I have never seen a bigger

11:11

capitulation from a rugby league team in

11:13

my life. I was watching that

11:15

second half and I thought I was watching a

11:17

highlights package because the tries were coming that thick

11:19

and fast. I go, well, what am I doing?

11:21

Is this one of those minis? I go, no.

11:24

Who was the actual guy? They just

11:26

kept... What was the weather

11:28

effector? Why would they have... I

11:32

can cut them some with that, but both teams

11:34

obviously got to play in such... It

11:37

was 32 degrees when they kicked off and the

11:39

humidity was around 90 degrees, 90%. But

11:42

they were learning it half time.

11:45

So maybe if they started the

11:47

game fatigued and they would have said that

11:49

the humidity played apart, but something's happened. I

11:51

don't know what's happened. In that second half, they put

11:54

the white flag up and I've never seen a team

11:56

put a flag up like they did. Obviously,

11:59

all the comments... now going to come from you know

12:01

with Brad Arthur's job safe. Is that over reaction

12:05

or real? What's he doing?

12:07

He's in the headlights put it that way

12:09

he's definitely in the headlights can he do

12:11

a lot of the questions around Brad Arthur

12:13

are can he get any more out of

12:15

this team that he's done he's made that

12:18

countless final series he's been you know I

12:20

think the team just needs a complete overhaul

12:22

they need to change at the moment then at the

12:24

moment they haven't got it they're sitting in

12:27

14 position on the ladder on six points they should

12:29

be a lot higher than that. What about

12:31

the Dolphins at the start of the year

12:33

you weren't that keen on them you had

12:35

them as one of your blowouts this year.

12:37

I thought they'd get the wooden spoon the

12:39

Dolphins to be honest it's such an aging

12:41

roster but man they're sitting third on

12:43

the ladder they looking fantastic and

12:46

they just came on and everything started quickly

12:48

overnight the world

12:50

was in shock when Ryan Garcia

12:53

who's been basically so

12:55

erratic leading up to this fight against the Denver

12:57

Police. People have been worried about him. Everyone was

12:59

worried about his mental health well he knocked he

13:01

won in a unanimous decision yesterday one

13:03

of the one of the judges had the score 112 112

13:05

all which I watched the fight and that's ridiculous. That

13:10

was 114 110 115 1

13:12

9 but this is what he got knocked down three times

13:14

first time in his career first time hanging his career he's

13:16

been knocked down this is what Garcia had to say post

13:18

post fight. This is why people

13:20

need to stop believing everything on the internet and stop

13:22

you know living in a false reality at the end

13:24

of the day there's a lot of real shit going

13:26

on y'all was tripping not me you

13:28

guys were tripping I wasn't I

13:30

was the one that was actually with sanity because

13:32

I don't give a fuck what people say about

13:35

me that's right I walked through the fire and

13:37

still held it down and still beat Devin Haney

13:39

and still drink every day and still beat him.

13:41

Hey what happened false reality right drank every single

13:43

night went out on the first Monday and a

13:46

Tuesday and drank what happened I won. A

13:49

new study examines

13:51

the changing face of etiquette from

13:54

Baby Boos to Gen Z here

13:56

to break it down for us

13:58

Natasha Billing. I

14:00

had no idea there was such

14:02

variation between the generations when it

14:05

comes to etiquette, politeness, manners, etc.

14:07

Well this is interesting, almost all 92%

14:11

of baby boomers will return

14:13

their shopping trolley compared

14:15

to just 78% of

14:17

the youngest cohort which is those born between 1995

14:19

and 2009. Right,

14:24

and that compares to what? Are you

14:26

saying younger generations are not returning their

14:28

shopping trolley? They're not returning the trolley and it

14:30

does my head in. I return it every single time

14:33

to the bay and I use a coin because I

14:35

won't pay for the little thing they saw it will

14:37

leave. Yeah, true. Wow,

14:39

you are quite extraordinary. What

14:43

generation are you brother? Are you a boomer? Yeah.

14:45

You're a super boomer. I'm

14:48

post-war. You're into war. You're into

14:50

war. Well

14:53

there you go and one of the

14:55

fascinating points is there to unpack here.

14:57

Okay, RSVPs, remember those things? Now

14:59

baby boomers are best when it

15:01

comes to replying to invitations with

15:03

80% saying they do reply while

15:07

it's much more than the younger generations. They

15:10

just don't RSVP. No.

15:12

What about this one? Is

15:15

it Gen Z wants you to

15:17

text them beforehand to let you

15:19

know what you're going to be

15:21

ringing about? Yes. I

15:26

see that all the time. So

15:28

it's rude just to pick up the phone and use

15:30

it for what it was designed for, i.e. communicating

15:33

with someone directly. Yep. So

15:35

you now have to text them first to let them

15:37

know what it is you'll be calling. Well

15:40

I have done that a few times in my kids. I go to ring

15:42

them and I'll say then I'll text

15:44

me back saying what do you want? So

15:46

we'll answer the phone and I'll tell you what I want. Here's

15:51

an interesting one. 61%

15:53

of the old generations say they avoid bad

15:55

language in public compared to

15:57

less than half of the younger

16:00

population. population. Does that ring true

16:02

for you? A lot more swearing these days.

16:05

I remember when I was at the

16:08

bowling clubs researching Crackerjack and I was having a

16:10

load of fun and I was drinking a load

16:12

of cheap beers meeting lots of interesting people. But

16:15

all the blokes, I'm at the Barwondo and

16:18

these blokes are swearing like troopers. The

16:20

old blokes, F and this and F and that and that and that and that.

16:23

Anyway, then a couple of the ladies came up and joined

16:25

us and so I joined in and I went in and

16:27

this and that and one of them clipped me in the

16:29

ear and he goes, not in front of the

16:33

ladies here in fella. Oh wow. So

16:35

they had the area to get wise.

16:37

You can go for broke. The

16:40

girls aren't around. Yeah, yeah. Anything

16:44

else we've noticed from the surveys? Appointments.

16:46

So when you go to appointments, this

16:48

is interesting, baby boomers, 75% will arrive

16:52

at the appointment on time or earlier

16:54

compared to just 53% of Generation Z.

16:57

That's terrible. Yeah,

16:59

we're giving the boomers a big wrap here,

17:02

but I suppose they've got more time to

17:04

have good measures considering they've hovered

17:06

up everything in the country and they're sitting

17:08

around one of their three homes and they're

17:10

doing nothing other than thinking, how can I

17:13

return my shopping trolley? You

17:15

selfish pricks. But

17:19

you know what was the biggest problem

17:21

with the introduction of the mobile phone?

17:25

Killed punctuality. And I'm

17:27

a huge part of this. I go, I don't

17:29

care who you are. If you make

17:31

a meeting and you make an appointment, you get

17:34

there on time. But the mobile phone now just

17:36

means you get a text five minutes

17:38

before the nine o'clock meeting going,

17:40

I'm sorry, I'm caught

17:42

in traffic. Yeah. Oh mate,

17:44

you're not going to believe it. The trains are running.

17:46

Whereas for the old days, if you weren't there, you

17:48

weren't there and you missed the meeting, you

17:50

wouldn't sign the documents. You wouldn't be there,

17:53

but now it's okay to be half an

17:55

hour late. You can waste

17:57

someone else's time because you've got a mobile phone

17:59

in your pocket. Alright. You're starting

18:01

to sound like a baby boomer. Old

18:03

man yells at clowns. Can't we throw

18:05

it back brother? Oh right. Every

18:09

so often you hear a story and you're just

18:12

not convinced it's true and then you find out

18:14

it is. Are you

18:16

guys Neighbours fans? Do you watch Neighbours? I used to

18:18

be. Not anymore. Not

18:20

anymore. It's kind of drifted off. How many

18:23

times has it been brought back from the

18:25

dead? I thought they've had their final episode

18:28

twice now. Yeah. Now they've rebooted it. Well

18:30

shocked to find its back and boy

18:33

has the storylines got a

18:35

little out of hand. What do you call this

18:37

MG? Do you call this jumping the shark? Yeah

18:40

remember Happy Days were famous

18:42

for it when Fonzie put

18:44

his boxer shorts on and leather jacket and jumped over

18:46

a shark and everyone stopped watching after that. They

18:49

went there at the moment. Every series has

18:51

one. I think this is Neighbours series because

18:53

this is a disgusting story. Well

18:55

yes because Dr. Carl becomes

18:59

a poo jogger. Well

19:02

no you heard that right. I

19:04

don't know which other way to say it. He

19:11

goes cycling around the Neighbourhood, cow control

19:13

his bowels and runs off and parks

19:15

a loaf in the bushes and this

19:17

has become a bit of a thing.

19:20

People are confused and horrified and

19:23

disgusted. This

19:25

is the promo. By the way we

19:27

haven't touched this or meddled with this.

19:30

This is how they're promo-ing Neighbours. Oh

19:33

speaking of cheese, how are you Belmont? Oh

19:36

no. Rightio,

19:43

moving on. That's

19:45

what happened Dora. Are

19:47

you sure? I thought you

19:49

must have had a flat tyre. It's

19:53

true. What?

19:56

What is that thing on? of

20:00

how Harold Bishopman came

20:02

up. Oh no! Trombone!

20:05

So, Carl Kennedy has

20:07

a persistent problem of bowel movements

20:11

while practicing his newfound love of

20:13

cycling. Now, open some

20:15

windows in the writer's room.

20:18

Seriously, they have lost their minds.

20:20

Can I be honest? I'm okay

20:22

with this because he cheated on Susan in

20:24

Neighbours and he deserves everything he gets. Carl,

20:26

they've all cheated on everybody, these

20:29

guys, haven't they? Neighbours is very

20:31

wholesome, mate. What happened was every

20:33

time someone left the series, they

20:36

went to Queensland. Bring

20:39

back Bouncer. Bouncer got hit

20:41

by a car. Didn't

20:44

they all of a sudden reappear

20:47

in another episode? They found out it was

20:49

his pup or his kid

20:51

or something. Good story, long. They get out

20:57

of hand occasionally, don't they? Harold Bishop

20:59

returned from the dead, remember? He was

21:01

dead. Someone

21:05

got amnesia and thought they were 16. That

21:11

happens a lot in folks. I

21:13

amnesia can get you out. Remember a series

21:15

of Dallas? An entire series was erased when

21:19

Bobby Ewing in the first

21:21

episode of the series gets out of

21:23

the shower and the whole thing turns

21:25

out to be a dream. Do you

21:27

remember Dallas? The big character, Larry Hagman,

21:34

who was, remember he

21:37

drank so much he needed another kidney and then we

21:39

started drinking again. Larry

21:42

Hagman also from I Dream of

21:44

Jeannie. Imagine that

21:47

storyline today. What happens in the show?

21:49

Well, he's a chick and the guy

21:51

keeps him in the bottle. She

21:54

grants and wishes. So

22:01

what do we got these days? A guy totally

22:03

off of the bushes to take a dump. Well

22:05

done everybody. Managing

22:07

from the butcher, Ethan Brew, Makita

22:10

Zu, down goes Sal, up

22:12

again at the beauty from

22:15

Zu, bloodied and beaten,

22:17

the tough Mo Velvin. Oh

22:21

yeah, Makita Zu declared he wants to

22:23

get bloody in his upcoming fight against

22:26

the Neelo Cretey this Wednesday night at

22:28

the Horn of the View. And

22:30

I'm glad to save people and listeners that

22:32

the butcher joins us now on the rookie

22:35

show today, Makita, how are you, my brother?

22:37

Hey guys, thanks for having me. Mate, thanks

22:39

for having us. Mate, what can you

22:41

tell us about your opponent this Wednesday

22:44

night, Cretey? He's

22:46

an Italian, he's going to be a little

22:48

bit tricky, he's going to

22:50

be quite evasive and I'm going to be

22:53

on the hunt. How's

22:55

your training camp been? It's

22:58

been good, as usual. Every

23:03

training camp is a little bit different and

23:06

there's been new things learnt each time

23:08

around and yeah, in a very good

23:10

position at the moment. I

23:13

hope it all goes well for you this

23:15

Wednesday night at the Horden Pavilion, we're in

23:17

the super well-await division. This is going to

23:20

be a ding-dong classic. How's your preparation? What

23:22

are you eating? I don't know what you're

23:24

getting up to in the kitchen. I'm going

23:27

to apply you a grab, I heard this

23:29

from your own social media and we'll get

23:31

you to discuss it. Go. When

23:34

I cook steak, I'm going to start always

23:36

cooking now pineapple. When you pair a steak

23:38

and a grilled pineapple, the balance of those

23:40

two flavours, it's like an orgasm. It

23:43

takes you to a new world. I remember

23:45

trying for the first time when I was like...

23:50

When you're finishing the ring, I want

23:52

you to have your own cooking show,

23:55

MasterChef style. How did you

23:57

stumble across this combination? I

24:00

was on a weekend and I just

24:03

thought of the idea. I grew pineapples

24:06

beforehand but I never thought about putting

24:08

them together with beef. Genius.

24:11

I got some very expensive beef,

24:13

some high grade

24:16

wagyu and I

24:18

thought it was the perfect occasion for it. So

24:21

yeah, just kind of stumbled across it. Well,

24:23

you're not frightened. You're not frightened in the

24:25

ring. You don't take a backward step and

24:27

you don't do it in the kitchen either.

24:30

You've incorporated spleen, heart and balls testicles over

24:32

the journey. Now you've got pineapple with meat.

24:35

Hi, I can't wait to see what

24:37

kind of energy you burst into the

24:39

ring to this Wednesday night. Oh

24:42

yeah. At the

24:44

Horden, this is going to

24:46

be great. You got a prediction. Do you like making a

24:48

prediction for us? You got to knock this bozo out early.

24:50

You got to take him to the distance. What's the plan?

24:54

Look, I don't like making predictions

24:56

but I'm always prepared for the

24:58

longest and hardest possible fight. But

25:01

if I see a chance to have a little early mark,

25:03

I'm going to take it. We

25:06

watched you fight live in Melbourne where you

25:08

did just that. You came into the arena

25:10

of course to YMCA. We

25:12

love to ask. You sometimes don't tell who

25:15

to be a picture entrance music for this

25:17

Wednesday night. Yes, I actually have.

25:20

I don't know if it's gotten

25:23

approved yet by Max Mowgli. It's

25:25

like a rock classic. Oh,

25:29

alright. We

25:33

might get our listeners to see if they can't

25:35

try and guess what you're

25:37

up to. I'll tell you what we do.

25:39

That's a no on con. No no on

25:41

the con. I'm not going to go with

25:43

it. It's raining men. No. Girls

25:46

just want to have fun. Girls just want to have fun. No. Well,

25:49

I'll tell you what we do. Every

25:54

time you step into that ring, you mean business.

25:58

If this bloke doesn't bring his A game. He's

26:00

going to find out very quickly what it's like

26:02

to step in with the big boys And

26:05

grads plan to hear your trainings

26:07

going well It's all great.

26:09

We want to say some blood you thirsty

26:11

for blood. Oh, yeah, he loves you I

26:14

am I am especially at this point now

26:16

when I'm cutting weights. I'm a little

26:18

bit a little bit depleted That's like the only thing that's

26:20

on my mind You

26:23

all right Well, we look forward to seeing

26:25

the way in we look forward to seeing

26:27

the interest music and we look forward to

26:29

seeing you Do what you do best which

26:31

is go bonkers in the

26:33

ring Can't wait to speak to you

26:35

afterwards the cater and good luck this

26:37

Wednesday night Horton pavilion I

26:39

will be there with bells on thank you.

26:41

Appreciate it guys According

26:52

to leading fashion editors white

26:55

jeans are back. Oh, yes What

27:01

a big call that is Anyone

27:04

here in a pair of white jeans used

27:07

to Dameroids

27:09

are they love you anymore. Yeah,

27:11

I think there's a certain age for men when

27:13

the the white jeans ship sails About

27:21

from 17 to 21 I wore them

27:23

when I was really hot stuff, but

27:25

not anymore No, do you run leather

27:27

pants? No, never leather pants I had

27:29

a pair of black leather pants, which I'm sorry

27:31

to say Once

27:34

belonged to my girlfriend's head Let's

27:44

just say I looked like a young Michael

27:46

Hutchins running

27:48

around and me leather

27:50

dips What white jeans no good

27:52

for anyone? I put on a pair of white jeans. I'd

27:55

look like me if he is Yeah,

27:57

I might as well never a

27:59

cricket balls name coming. That's

28:01

not good for anyone. I'll

28:03

have to wear poncho. Ride

28:05

a donkey. That's what

28:08

will happen to me. Em-Jackie, what have you got?

28:12

I've got a fact about an Australian man. How

28:14

long do you think it would take if you

28:16

typed out one to one million in words? Not

28:19

numbers. What do you mean? In words?

28:22

Well, an Australian man typed every

28:24

number from one to one million

28:26

in words, not in numbers, not

28:28

in numbers. He's a Chinese

28:31

typewriter. It took him 16 years and 7 months to finish. I'm

28:35

just going to say, what a dickhead.

28:37

What an idiot. What a waste

28:39

of 16 years. Why would you do that? I wonder

28:42

what have you achieved mate? Nothing. Is he in that?

28:44

Who is it? Did he work on this program? Who

28:47

is it? Is it you? It's

28:49

Glenn Belling. Oh. Because he

28:52

just wants to spend time with me. He's

28:55

a distraction. He needs something to do while his wife's

28:57

blabbering away. He did it with

28:59

headphones on it as well. And

29:03

now he's marching on to a billion. Why would you do that? I'd like to

29:05

know more. Now

29:11

you have piqued my interest. That's a good one. 200 bucks

29:13

to you. Now, cat. What about

29:15

you? A Brazilian woman has been arrested

29:17

after wheeling her dead uncle into a

29:20

bank to co-sign for a loan. What

29:22

the fuck? Yes. We're getting a

29:24

burning stall. This woman. A

29:27

week into Westpac. Wait,

29:29

wait. She's wielding me in the headlight. He's

29:33

wearing me in a wheelchair. He didn't look well and

29:36

has rolled up to the counter and

29:38

has said, oh, my uncle's here. I need a

29:40

loan for over $2,000 and he's going to co-sign with

29:44

me. And the bank teller went, he doesn't look great.

29:46

He looks a little pale and he's not moving. And

29:49

so she grabbed his hand with

29:51

a pen and co-signed and then was

29:53

talking to him at the same time.

29:55

He obviously was not responding. Tell

30:00

me this, at what stage was he

30:02

out? I mean, had she dug him up? Was

30:04

he like covered in dirt? Or

30:07

was he... No, no. Recent, it was very

30:09

recent. Yeah, very recent. No, I believe... Okay,

30:11

I think that was a joke.

30:13

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She

30:16

didn't even take that shit. That was a really horrible

30:18

question, wasn't it? Well, she said, well, dug him up,

30:20

pried the lid off the coffin, and blow

30:23

the dust off the corpse. They

30:26

do believe he'd been dead for a week, though. Oh,

30:28

well. Yeah. Sorry, I brought the lid

30:30

down. My bad. Cheers. That's

30:32

all right. Well, that's it. We'll get you

30:35

after the break, but one, two, three, five,

30:37

three, yeah. Well, it's been

30:39

too long. It's been too long

30:41

talking about Glenn. Okay,

30:44

in typing, though. We'll be back. One,

30:46

two, three, five, three, get involved. I have

30:48

just witnessed one of the great conversations of

30:50

all time as the girls

30:52

discuss how ugly Billy Joel's daughter

30:55

is. That is not true. Why

30:57

not now? Don't! And

31:00

there's a bit... My headphones are pulling

31:02

up. I've lost

31:04

all of them. That is not true. You

31:06

take that back. Unbelievable. Well, I

31:08

believe photos have been shared. Yeah.

31:11

And what did I say? I said, well, I

31:14

don't want to throw anyone under the bus

31:16

here, but someone was suggesting... Let's

31:18

not... Just for the argument's sake, say

31:21

Natasha Belling was... It's

31:23

just you, Billy Joel. That is not

31:25

true. I think she's a wonderful, kind

31:28

person with a lovely personality. Yes,

31:30

yes. Oh, yeah. Billy's ugly. Billy's

31:32

ugly. And we agreed Billy

31:34

was ugly and Christie Brinkley's beautiful. Yeah.

31:37

But that's the problem you get when...

31:40

You cross-pollinate. When you cross-pollinate.

31:44

I think it was George Bernard Shaw.

31:46

I mean, the hypocrisy story is, Alan

31:48

Munro said to George Bernard Shaw, we should

31:51

have a baby. Imagine if

31:53

it had my looks in your brains. And he

31:55

went, yes, well, also, imagine if it had your

31:57

brains and my looks. It

32:00

appears to be supporting your theory

32:04

in regard to... Alright,

32:07

I'm going to go and do a deep

32:09

dive on Paddington RSL. Full story tomorrow. I'll

32:11

do that for you! God, you

32:13

are dumb. What

32:15

the f*** is wrong with you? Meek

32:17

and MJ's... What the... WTF?

32:21

Mascot. Have we just done yours, Tarsh, or did you want

32:23

to have a go? I think she's done one. This

32:25

is another one. British passengers drink

32:27

an entire plane dry within 25 minutes into

32:30

their flight. What the... There

32:35

it is. 25 minutes into a flight. How long was the flight?

32:37

Was it like a 24 hour long haul

32:39

flight? It was a long

32:41

haul flight. Were you on that flight? I would

32:44

have made them

32:46

divert that plane to

32:49

the nearest bottle shop. I would have made them

32:51

land on a suburban street

32:53

and got out and run into a pub. No

32:55

way, I'm going the full distance on that thing. Hey,

32:58

Kim's on the line. Tim, what do you got for us?

33:01

If you spend 20 minutes a day on

33:03

the toilet at work, by the end of

33:05

the year, that's two weeks free. What the...

33:10

Are you calling us? Are you on the Toot right now? No. No?

33:15

Yeah, yeah, no. I

33:17

can't do the maths right now, but

33:19

that would seem to add up. That's

33:21

two weeks of

33:23

free leave. Just

33:27

by... 20

33:29

minutes on the taut. Just by backing one up. It's

33:31

a long time. You wouldn't get away with that. No.

33:34

I'll give you a thumbs up from our fact

33:36

checkers, who look like they've got at least two

33:39

weeks free leave coming up. Tim,

33:42

well done. Jarrad's on the line. Jarrad, what have you got? How

33:44

are you guys? Good, mate. Yep.

33:47

So dead people can still get

33:49

goosebumps. What the boy? How

33:52

does that work? So I

33:54

would have thought when you're dead, your whole system's

33:57

stopped. What are you getting

33:59

goosebumps from? like uh what you

34:01

getting? Finding loans or something

34:04

maybe? Oh it's my earliest story yeah well done

34:07

so i like it Jared not bad andrew's on

34:09

the line what have you got? Hey

34:13

fellas uh first of all Tash i think

34:15

the army were on that flight yes

34:18

they probably were there okay

34:20

oh pity didn't go

34:22

down then pity we're not listening to a black

34:24

box recording of that right

34:26

now what have you got andrew?

34:28

uh the word that

34:30

defines a fear of long words is

34:33

a very long word itself what's

34:35

the word? the

34:38

hippopotam monstrous sex with vidalia phobia

34:40

oh what the oh

34:43

well this is gonna test out fact

34:45

checkers yeah 200 bucks andrew you're all

34:47

right well no

34:49

money on my leg. A

34:51

ram that's right it's

34:54

like a male sheep that killed an elderly

34:56

couple on their property in new zealand was

34:58

shot by police after they confronted them too

35:02

here it is that is

35:04

a major crime in new

35:06

zealand the whole sheep an

35:08

elderly couple and uh and the

35:12

offender being shot um

35:14

it's now the subject of a true crime podcast

35:18

Welcome to another chilling episode of The Sleeping

35:21

where we delve into the darkest corners of

35:23

this sheer true crime

35:25

and this story will send shivers

35:27

down the spine. Picture this

35:30

the tranquil new zealand countryside where

35:32

rolling hills and grazing sheep paint a picture

35:34

a scene but beneath this

35:36

facade lies a murder that will haunt

35:38

this sleepy town forever. April

35:40

2024 two bodies were discovered

35:42

in a paddock lambushed and brutally

35:44

murdered their faces frozen in terror

35:47

in the most shocking detail of all

35:49

all evidence pointed to an unlikely

35:51

culprit the ram so

35:54

many questions was

35:56

it his relationship to the victims was he

36:00

just in a bad mood that

36:02

day, had listened to too much Ed

36:04

Sheeran pushed him over the edge. Was

36:07

he influenced by watching too much Rambo

36:09

on YouTube? Had

36:12

he killed him with his signal to move the

36:14

lamb chop hoo ya? The

36:18

seemingly clear cut case was

36:20

sure to see this Ram

36:22

behind bars. These secret

36:24

recordings were captured soon after the incident.

36:26

So Ram, what have you got to say

36:29

for yourself? Oh

36:34

crap. Well that's the end of

36:36

that I guess. Ok, well join us

36:38

on the next episode, The Snakes are

36:40

High, where we investigate the criminal

36:42

actions of a jerky of a cow,

36:45

infamously known as the

36:47

Butcher. Oh boy. Frightening

36:51

stuff. Oh boy. Oh

36:54

boy. Oh boy. M.G.

36:56

Sport report. I spoke

36:59

earlier of the parameter, it was

37:01

capitulation in Darwin against the dolphins.

37:04

Well yesterday we saw something similar

37:06

for the Newcastle Knights against the

37:08

Bulldogs. It was more so

37:10

the fact that Kailum Ponga played yesterday. It

37:12

was evident he was injured, not only the

37:14

hip but now he's also injured his foot

37:17

which is thankfully

37:20

they ruled out a Liz Frank injury which is

37:22

pretty bad ligament injury which could have seen him

37:24

out for ages. But

37:26

honestly when you see a bloke running out from

37:29

the tunnel onto a game and he's

37:31

kind of pronounced limp. Outrageous. I don't

37:33

know why he played in that game

37:35

yesterday. For the life

37:37

of me I don't know Mick, I don't know why. That's

37:39

a pretty bad management I would have

37:41

thought and head should roll. The

37:45

only thing I can think is that he might have

37:47

tried to be noodled up and the noodle didn't

37:58

work. bit of a

38:00

kerfuffle in the tunnel

38:02

yesterday when... I saw that! Was it

38:05

two Simbin players? What happened there? Well

38:07

they both got Simbin and Jack

38:09

Hetherington went off first, he then waited for Reed

38:15

Marney to come in and when he came out they

38:17

both had smiles and one had smiles on his

38:19

face but I think it could have pretty serious

38:21

pretty quickly. That could have kicked off pretty quickly.

38:24

I would have thought if you got a Simbin

38:26

two players at the same time you don't let

38:28

them walk down the tunnel together. Is that just

38:31

silly? Well that's no, they don't

38:33

because yesterday Hetherington got Simbin first

38:35

and then about months later he

38:37

was in the dressing room, he

38:39

heard Reed Marney coming up

38:41

the race and then come out to greet him.

38:43

So yeah it looked not a good look, they

38:45

were all investigating but you know I don't think

38:47

there's much to see live on. How many weeks

38:50

on the sideline for Poitin? Not

38:53

sure he lost scans this morning and the hip flexor

38:55

that he took into the game with him. I think

38:57

he'll get over that but this foot injury that has

38:59

occurred on the weekend is the main one that has

39:02

concern for him. Without

39:04

knowing I'd say

39:07

at least two or three weeks. Well

39:09

there you go, that's a shame because

39:12

it'll be a while since we see his post-match

39:14

interviews which I've really come to know and love.

39:17

Were you thinking that you might have to come

39:20

off or were you pretty determined to stay on?

39:23

I'm never going to pull myself

39:25

off. I was never going to

39:28

come off myself. Maybe

39:30

that's how he injured himself. And

39:33

we've been joined live in the studio by

39:35

a friend of the show Dom Knight. How

39:37

are you Dom? Good

39:39

morning, lovely to be here. It's been

39:41

an emotional weekend. Can I start just

39:43

for you? I just want to mention

39:46

this obviously the big story of

39:49

the last week or two obviously has been

39:51

the Bondi junction and the

39:53

shootings. It was covered in detail,

39:55

there was a vigil last night,

39:58

probably in a position where we're generally about to put

40:01

this into the world.

40:06

But you on this program said something

40:08

in the aftermath which resonated

40:10

obviously with the general public and indeed

40:12

the Prime Minister. Let's have

40:15

a listen to the comments you made on this program. Two

40:18

guys who were at the gym

40:20

that day, Damian Guero and Silas

40:22

Despro, I think Damian was

40:24

the one who wielded the bollard and we now know

40:26

that the guy was trying to come up the travelator

40:28

to an area where there were lots of kids. And

40:31

it just makes me think, can we get passports

40:33

to these guys? Big smart. What

40:35

an amazing piece of work out there.

40:38

And so it goes and immediately

40:40

the PM obviously thinking along the

40:42

same lines has sprung to action.

40:45

So well done to you for putting

40:47

that out there into the universe. I

40:50

must say it's just a sign

40:52

of the esteem in which Mick and MG

40:54

in the morning is held. I think when

40:56

the nation looks for answers and a better

40:58

way to live, a better way to manage

41:01

things like immigration, this is the show that we

41:03

come to. I was interrupted last time I

41:05

was on by the PM. I know he rings most mornings, you don't

41:07

have time to fit him in. But

41:10

I guess they were listening and they heard what

41:12

was going on. He's getting his footy tips for

41:14

MG as well, I understand. So it's just nice

41:16

to get to come on. So you're niggling a

41:19

pub crawl? Exactly. Well, we're mentioning

41:21

a pub crawl. There's

41:25

a story about a guy who's

41:27

had a pub crawl for a

41:30

hundred pubs around Sydney and I

41:32

did ask the PM once, I think

41:34

we've got the grab there, what I

41:37

should do when I get to Melbourne. He said he'd take

41:39

me on a crawl. He did. I

41:41

would take you to Balmain

41:43

to a pub crawl because

41:46

there are pubs at every

41:48

corner. You hate me a hello Prime

41:50

Minister. So you and me are going to go on a pub

41:52

crawl in one of those cars with a flag on the bonnet.

41:54

Is it? Can We do

41:56

it? Oh Well, we need security, don't we? Yeah

41:59

Alba That's me. They

42:01

were a don't know enough are going to make

42:03

that happen but there has been a big pub

42:06

crawl. We talked about an Englishman how many pubs

42:08

years hundred and twenty pubs disguised as sixty nine

42:10

year old A David Closers apparently is an accountant

42:12

so he had it'll spread seats and so on

42:14

for sustainable than thought. say which is us as

42:17

he can walk off the Attends Pub that is

42:19

not a proper a Half lives and looking at

42:21

the fine print. Is. Rule was headed

42:23

into hundred and twenty five mil of

42:25

water or juice or anything in a auto

42:27

added a size these that is not how

42:30

boonies it. it's. Mass. Alaska Why

42:32

it works on his size and what do you

42:34

think it minibuses for? That's what I heard the

42:36

minibus that it is. Or to me it's a

42:38

challenge to the so. I. Had

42:41

to knock off the one Toya oil

42:43

we got our our next listener Potty

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Oh has just breed organized One guy

42:48

had bust thirty lucky say of the

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should I send the prime minister as

42:52

the thought of as fast as I

42:54

thought it cigarettes allies its course mean

42:57

skyn come in as well and that

42:59

he noise complaints We get along the

43:01

why that's a fantastic. I. Want

43:03

to battle buddy who is a hell of

43:05

a mess of how the shirts as soon

43:07

as far to be taught to be Joyce

43:09

honor got every him all of us I

43:11

guess is as thought him on the non

43:13

non alcoholic bees and say hello get lost

43:15

his that is this any planter boxes along

43:17

I don't want to see can had a

43:19

planter boxes you stop went along the why

43:22

doesn't have as many people I think Barnaby

43:24

rules that does doesn't. It doesn't

43:26

do what Sydney stories with big local stories

43:28

of cool your tits all with my the

43:30

city's it was the city's a more media

43:32

moment. it's it's humans against cockatoos and on

43:35

always. I just seen since the Caucasus a

43:37

winning is that these assets oddly enough animal

43:39

parts that in the South records as seek

43:41

it out how to open a wheelie bin

43:44

and get the delusions rotten food inside right?

43:46

Oh they smoke and this is the thing

43:48

that been teaching each other and so the

43:50

knowledge is has been spreading up the coast

43:53

has been seen a minority to never was

43:55

an. Easy thing that's really fascinating scientists

43:57

every suburb. I got a slightly to.

44:00

technique so they're doing all these different versions

44:02

and all the locals are trying different techniques

44:04

to stop them and They're still

44:06

half brick on the wheelie bin. That doesn't

44:08

work Flip

44:10

it off and people have even

44:12

seen a crow and two cockatoos working together

44:14

across the different kinds of Really

44:18

this is Shakespearean. This is this is

44:20

something's not right out there in the

44:22

universe. This would be a great remake

44:25

of the birds Oh, well, we're cockatoos

44:29

cockatoos As

44:34

well the crime syndicate Twilight

44:37

see but you remember probably that my favorite

44:39

bit of Australian history is The

44:41

emu war when the Australian Army

44:43

tried to kill emus in the bush and

44:46

lost twice the emus Let's

44:52

put out I reckon compost bins for everyone with no

44:54

lids. That's the only way to keep them happy I'll

44:57

be taking over they'll be sitting on they'll take

44:59

they'll be trying to take over the show before

45:01

you know it Well, that's it.

45:03

We've got to if we could pay a newsread

45:05

a lesson Less

45:10

screeching from the cockatoo Don't

45:14

worry should be in for a ride of a second Don't

45:17

you are you about that now also? We

45:20

can't let you go without talking the latest

45:22

in Sydney real estate. What have you found

45:24

out? I just love the ridiculousness of this.

45:27

This is a garage. They described as an

45:29

oversized garage in Wollara, right? So Danny the

45:31

water it's a single car. So it's it's

45:33

oversized compared to one car. You can't fit two

45:35

in there Right. Yes, how much it's sold for?

45:39

Parental Say

45:44

200 thousand or a thing meal half

45:46

a million I Go

45:49

they go, but it's got power in it. You could run

45:52

an EV in there half a million bucks I wanted to

45:54

move in with my family up. I went to the option

45:59

About having your own at last and I

46:01

brought that on the market. Went

46:03

inside to consult the vendor who was sitting in

46:05

a very expensive

46:07

car at the time. Absolutely no car. Half

46:09

a million bucks, that's all you need to

46:11

know about everything that's going on in this

46:13

town. Half a million bucks

46:16

and a guy's done a pub call and

46:18

didn't drink any alcohol because he couldn't afford

46:20

to. Imagine a hundred pints. You're going to

46:22

need a home loan,

46:25

a second mortgage, sell

46:27

the kids. You get the idea? That's

46:30

why he didn't drink on the pub call. He couldn't

46:32

afford it. He couldn't afford it. He couldn't afford to.

46:34

He's retired. He's been retired. What are the

46:36

chaser up to, mate? I know you've taken

46:38

the school holidays off but you've got a

46:40

podcast which is going bonkers. The chaser up

46:42

for it. Look, this is big news

46:44

for us at the chaser and I'm sure you can

46:47

get on board with this as well. My question is

46:49

this, who wants to sue for defamation after Bruce Lerman?

46:51

I reckon you can say whatever you want for the

46:53

next few weeks. Nobody's going to sue

46:55

for defamation. Injure reputations

46:57

all you like. It's open season I reckon.

47:00

Have at it. There's a

47:02

very, very popular podcast going

47:04

around now on that topic

47:06

with the chaser boys. Good on you Dom. Thanks

47:09

for joining us. Good on me. He's got it.

47:11

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