0:00

Making Mj in the morning brought to you

0:02

by sports fate. Nobody does it easier than

0:05

sports bed. Logically

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sorry. Think for one, K.

0:15

K me now. Don't

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Shut Me. Up Oil know what gives

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you great ride. One trouble for a

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five, three. Get it off your chest.

0:25

Let us buy your standing board. Let's

0:27

all do it together. It's therapeutic. Who's

0:29

runs in honor of all those passengers?

0:31

Were booked on bonds a. Boy

0:36

isn't that how they would try.

0:38

We told me undies yesterday we

0:40

knew they would travel with with

0:42

this flight. Though

0:44

as a why are all Zola? the other guy

0:46

that was missing a hub cap. And

0:49

in a way to and I went

0:51

to the cockpit there were still three

0:53

on the tree in on Tokyo and

0:55

some a couple of that idea i

0:57

am radio or maybe that's not you,

0:59

it's an old jalopy. Hear what are

1:02

their suggestions is instead of flying they

1:04

just drive them up the whew. That's

1:09

generally that it really get the job.

1:11

Alija the I went on one early

1:14

in the morning. They'd spent twenty minutes

1:16

warming the engine up. Now balls are.

1:20

Now not good enough. everybody. what you got.

1:22

Mj What gives you great rage when I

1:24

cause a bit of a petty one, Boots

1:26

one. It really makes me angry. Every Wednesday

1:28

know it is. This is the Nord. I

1:30

shaved my head. It's once

1:33

a week on seven the piano. Last night I saw

1:35

the shaving cream or so my razor or said beautiful.

1:39

Put. The share on when just

1:41

by the shaving cream yeah none

1:43

in it and the weather grub

1:46

mores a to show his with

1:48

a good a So boy blunt

1:50

her Oscar nominee know I family

1:52

how many women in the household

1:54

for her boy and into Know

1:57

your sons who shave every dies

1:59

worse. Someone's. Gonna

2:01

get much more show. Up

2:04

as I was the i get the rise

2:06

up and get more toothbrush and the thirtieth

2:08

nuts man that have been woefully don't think

2:10

ah do not allow. The

2:15

kaiser is as as bullshit detector and

2:17

the culprit out. no drama to it

2:19

or ah it's the it's one of

2:21

those movies you come home you say

2:23

the murderer is hims is worth of

2:25

the insisted he that season of apartment.

2:28

I agree with our site that damn

2:30

great ride cat. Most gives the rides

2:32

are. When table and light and give

2:34

you the remorseless phrases, I just lost

2:36

track of time. What

2:40

about Nine ounces? Hi? I'm

2:42

that Susan Sprite? Ah,

2:45

that's when you start chatting foods

2:47

around the robe. get on board,

2:49

toss rookies your eyes when. You go

2:51

shopping and I say let's join the rewards programs

2:53

and we decided to set task. I just want

2:56

to buy something and I want to use gas

2:58

and I don't want to hand I the any

3:00

of my information. And. So

3:02

on. It isn't it a success

3:04

or I could get the idea.

3:07

Let's go Bomb! Test flights are

3:09

really strive the rewards will pray

3:11

five three well process to be

3:13

one off. Is it on? Let's

3:15

get a Do it The Zebra

3:17

Lord Sale. Not. Is that

3:20

supposed is a bad for Sam

3:22

The first? all these impoverished sky

3:24

above? What? Is

3:27

stadium lived for Hob always your

3:29

little during their last. For tickets

3:32

server may try Rifle Ninety Eight

3:34

of my side of Parma Get

3:37

a to see. So are you

3:39

not a pub and a tad

3:41

you jerks who will soon see

3:44

you in a pub. No.

3:46

Such sig a a copy? What is

3:48

one or the other? Toss? what have

3:50

you got. And Food Aid straws

3:52

I am bundle. He has been caught

3:54

going to a public toilet and taking

3:56

the delivery. and

3:59

now No, no, no, no, no, noooooo. Someone

4:07

took a photo of it and it was

4:09

shared on the local Bondi Loop Facebook page.

4:12

Imagine tracking that on your app. Hang

4:14

on, these things have stopped! We're

4:17

in a park! Hang on! Remember

4:21

I told you at the time I left my credit

4:23

card at a restaurant so I went back in the

4:25

morning and the door

4:27

was opened and I go in. And I'm saying

4:29

hello, hello and I couldn't find

4:31

anyone. Then I heard a noise

4:34

out the back, I go out

4:36

into the toilet and

4:38

there, sitting on a cubicle with the

4:40

door open, is the chef shelling peas.

4:44

Shelling peas. No, no, no,

4:46

no, no, no! That

4:51

is not on. Let's get to the calls.

4:53

Johnno, what gives you great rage? I've

4:57

been a West Tiger supporter

4:59

for 24 years and before

5:01

that was a West Magpie.

5:04

What really annoys me is these commentators that

5:06

call us Belmain, Wes,

5:09

Magpies, you name it,

5:12

every name except for our real

5:15

name, West Tigers. No, no! We're

5:17

not almost as many names as we have Bloody Home Grounds. Oh,

5:20

I said it all round, Johnno!

5:22

It is a pet peeve of Tiger's fans, but it is a

5:25

pet peeve of them. Yeah, it is. They're

5:27

what, not called the West Tigers? Yeah, yes,

5:29

they are West Tigers and I suppose St

5:31

George's O'Wara they cop the same thing as

5:33

well. Alright, I get the idea.

5:35

Well done Johnno, you're in the running. Adam, what

5:37

gives you great rage? Morning

5:40

crew, I get really, really mad. It

5:42

happens every time. I had the

5:45

last night come out this

5:47

morning, potato mashup, not ring.

5:50

Oh! What do you mean? No! Yeah,

5:54

I get that. Hey, you've

5:56

gone out with this too, have you? What

5:58

is it? What's the problem? When

6:00

you've been cooking mashed potatoes the night before and

6:02

then whoever's in charge of it doesn't rinse it

6:04

and so the next morning You've got the

6:07

potato glug stopped to the

6:09

bottom of the masher and it is like

6:11

adhesive glue It

6:13

could be a weapon I

6:18

love it. Mel. What gives you rage? When the plane

6:20

lands off... Don't

6:23

worry Mel. Let's move on. Move

6:26

on. Sorry. You missed the boat. You missed

6:28

the boat. Sorry. Dave. What have you got?

6:31

You try

6:34

and clean the house for the wife while she's out.

6:36

You mop the floor, you do the vacuuming and then

6:38

she comes home and grabs the mop and vacuums straight

6:40

away. You're wasting your time. You've tried to do the

6:42

right thing and it's basically a

6:44

review. It's a gimme that. Give

6:49

me that. Mick

6:52

Tock, we were talking about how Gen Z's

6:54

never leave voicemails. They're scared of them. And

6:57

Mick, you revealed how many are sitting

6:59

in your mailbox unheard. Unheard

7:02

voicemails, 795. Wow.

7:06

Who's sending voicemails these days? Me.

7:09

They're all passed probably. Well,

7:12

as it turns out, we've commended your phone and

7:14

I think I might be right. It's

7:16

out of reach. No,

7:46

I've got a couple of sherbet's we've had

7:49

and I was chatting with the ladies and

7:51

I guess it was top of the agenda. I

7:55

said, give me a moment. So I called you

7:57

straight away and they said, we want to speak

7:59

to a... I'm an Australian Muslim

8:01

handsome and intelligent comedian. I

8:03

said leave it to me. So

8:06

have you got Sam Hanks number? Oh

8:08

sweetie. Wow.

8:12

You know what? It's like I could do

8:15

a series called Baby Raindear. Based

8:17

on Natasha

8:19

Bellings from a relentless pursuit. I'm

8:22

blocking you Tash. I

8:24

hope there's no more. One of many. Really does.

8:27

A lot more to come. Go sports!

8:31

M.J. Sports report. Yeah

8:34

can you believe it's already round 9 in

8:36

the NRL and tonight's game is massive. South Sydney

8:38

Roberto is taking on the mighty Penny

8:40

Pampers. Here we go.

8:42

We heard that Nathan Cleary, superstar

8:45

halfback for the Pampers is out of

8:47

this game tonight with a hamstring injury.

8:49

Ouch. He'll be replaced by Brad

8:51

Schneider who's played halfback in

8:53

his absence the last couple of games. Moses Liotta

8:55

returns as does a kid called Mav

8:58

Guy who retains his spot on the bench. Great

9:01

stuff. There's no

9:03

cementor position in this incredible side. That's

9:05

great news for the Guy, family and

9:07

Mav and for all fans of football.

9:11

And Penrith themselves, are you going mate?

9:13

Because I remember the first time you

9:16

went on a bus and you took

9:18

90 of your relatives. Have we got

9:20

that there? The footage from the bus.

9:26

We need memory. We

9:28

need memory. The

9:30

Guy of us is coming, not

9:32

everybody else. And the

9:34

two are leaving. The man that

9:37

he's going to be. He's going to

9:39

be getting into the inn and they're

9:41

waiting till they're seen. They're wearing out

9:43

the West.

9:54

That's great. So are you giving the whole team together? I think

9:56

there was 90 of you. How are

9:58

you going tonight? Six Six

10:03

yes, so what are you what are you gonna travel in? I

10:06

would probably go down a little uber a little bus Ah

10:34

The excitement is building now are

10:37

you up against the sack coast

10:39

kerch? Curse

10:44

This happens in AFL as well But

10:46

you don't want to run into a team of

10:48

just announced that they've sacked the coach during the

10:50

middle of the week Because this tends to blow

10:53

up in your face. Are you prepared for this?

10:55

Yeah, I think they I think I'm even clear

10:57

He would have addressed the players and he'll do

10:59

it tonight There's always a bounce back and look

11:01

I think South's have officially hit rock bottom this

11:03

year They can't go any worse. They're at the

11:05

bottom of the table There's change coaches and

11:07

there is a such a thing Mickey is a sack sack

11:10

coach syndrome where the teams seem to find

11:12

a way to beat the opponents after a

11:14

coach has been sacked But look,

11:17

I think tonight's gonna be a lot closer than a lot of people think I

11:19

think Penrith will win But I don't think it's gonna be by much. I think

11:21

six to eight points in the top The range those away

11:23

because you'd be good free-flowing game if

11:26

it does what a great Thursday

11:28

night encounter for the NRL well

11:30

done much Grap

11:33

out in the middle of nowhere out near Tambour

11:35

Springs in New South Wales, which is near Gunnedah,

11:38

which is near Tamworth, which is near Sydney, which

11:40

is near Melbourne I'm Melbourne born and bred If

11:43

you watch the dishes before you put them in the

11:45

dishwasher, you're just letting clean crockery celebrate with a

11:47

sauna. That's all you're doing Let's

11:50

chat Welcome

11:53

to Mickey and Angie in the morning Oh,

11:58

hi Tom The only thing?

12:00

having a. Mile. We are

12:03

always love it when you swing

12:05

by. Ah specifically applied some size

12:07

of a city comedy festival starting

12:09

to nos. Ha! At

12:11

dad sets would that the at the

12:13

com ah has to be time and

12:16

am also size is of Saturday and

12:18

Sunday at the a move yep time

12:20

tell us when about the show yeah

12:23

well I chats with i says the

12:25

saw that Sutherland saw that began thought

12:27

ah a big shout the and more

12:30

Sunday afternoons all my say and com

12:32

bible expect I will come along because.

12:35

It's. A bit of a spoiler alert but

12:37

I I be giving away a prize

12:39

at my store. Also want the hell

12:41

yeah not be giving way. I bill

12:43

Cosby albums for any. It's really fun

12:45

to see how people were saying about

12:47

details. I wonder what are the good

12:50

things about giving them at is is

12:52

is a seat to buy specific. And

12:56

also they have to carry down

12:58

the street afterwards which are quite

13:00

enjoyed my allergies as if this

13:02

is as I believe will observe

13:04

that is worth. The price of a

13:07

tree. Oh lord societies the show isn't like

13:09

out zoo. This a one man show with

13:11

a bit of a duty were a do

13:13

We burst into tears a bus if we're

13:16

having Arab countries around the ease with jags

13:18

what's your approach? The stone ah yeah well

13:20

it's a stand up so yeah I'd to

13:22

it's not too ponderous. I don't think we

13:25

learn to. Must have landed on very petty.

13:27

Our revenge is if I was very the

13:29

show I said lucky schools in public as

13:31

I have liked to do and often I

13:34

am. I'm like the audience. At the end

13:36

of the side attorney with i didn't Believe So

13:38

and my stand up shows you are guaranteed to

13:40

be outta have pot shots at me at the

13:42

end of the show up and I take all time

13:44

as. I'd. Find what you side.

13:46

An enemy is running. Have you the

13:48

running? Seize the moment with any other

13:50

celebrities that you are you talk about

13:52

initial. ah oh he's it

13:54

was i have got it into google box

13:57

of the mammoth everyone's watching may there Gogglebox

14:00

done. Every time Hard Quiz

14:03

is featured on Gogglebox, they

14:06

rip into it. So what I've started

14:10

doing is on Hard Quiz I rip into

14:12

Gogglebox. Now Gogglebox has

14:14

been getting the shits, which I

14:16

find funny because apparently Gogglebox doesn't

14:18

like being critiqued on TV. Oh,

14:21

the shoes on the open, isn't it? This

14:23

is like Inception. Yeah,

14:27

and also it upsets me

14:29

because Gogglebox's bread and Hard

14:32

Quiz's meat, I'm the centre of

14:35

their sandwich. Yes you are. And they should

14:37

respect me more. Well, I'm

14:39

coming along now. Even if I'm a

14:41

studio on the fence, I want to

14:43

come along and see you rip into

14:45

Gogglebox and hand out

14:47

the record. And we're chatting with Tom

14:49

Gleason who's in town for the Sydney

14:51

Comedy Festival. Forget tonight, you're too late,

14:54

but there's still tickets available for Sunday.

14:57

At the end of the theatre, if

14:59

you've got a seven month old baby,

15:01

please sit down the front and

15:03

burp it for the first hour and a half.

15:06

Yeah, bring the baby and I'll kick out the

15:08

mother. The baby can sit in the front row,

15:12

they can shit themselves, I'll talk to them, I'll

15:14

ad lib around it, but I don't want the

15:16

mother there. That's exactly right

15:18

and well played. We were just having

15:20

an off air conversation with

15:23

M.G. started about what you do

15:25

backstage, how you warm into. So

15:27

paint the picture, you'll be sitting, the crowd

15:29

will be sitting in the theatre at Emmore,

15:32

Sunday night, there'll be a flutter

15:34

of programs as they await Tom

15:36

Gleason on centre stage. What will be?

15:38

The program will say main act Tom

15:41

Gleason and then it'll have like

15:43

underneath it, just say material. So

15:47

what's happening? What's going

15:49

on backstage and those crucial moments prior

15:52

to going out? Well usually I like

15:54

to do a few stretches, so

15:56

just stretch my legs, make sure, yeah, Achilles

16:00

tendons are okay. Case

16:03

you have to do a runner. Yeah. And

16:05

then I like to remind myself to appreciate the

16:07

gig and not take it for granted. And I

16:09

usually have a beer or two, not too many

16:11

though, I reckon. I

16:14

reckon one's good, two's not bad. Three's

16:17

risky, four, it's all over. Yeah. I

16:21

did a gig in Geelong on a six cam

16:23

strategy. Wow. And let's just

16:25

say, run out of town is a

16:27

phrase I don't use very often. Yeah.

16:30

Sometimes I thought I could have like one

16:32

or two drinks at lunch and I

16:34

think it'll be okay. Because then after that I'll have

16:36

a nap. But then instead of having a nap I

16:38

have another beer and then a fourth one and then

16:40

I have one or two with dinner. And then the

16:42

show's not good. No, that's when

16:44

you need a black box recorder for that

16:46

show. Just so you know exactly what went

16:49

on. Now, MG, what did you used to

16:51

do? Sorry, Tom. What

16:53

did you do, Nick? Well, before a game I used

16:55

to listen a bit of a... I'd put my warp

16:57

and cassette player on. I'd pop in the cassette of

16:59

Pat Benatar and push... Oh, I actually

17:01

think this would be going through my head.

17:03

We'd get a knock on the

17:06

door from the touch judge. Two

17:08

minutes before the play they'd say, okay, Penrith,

17:11

two minutes before and I'd put a head phone on

17:13

and go, let's go. What do you put on with

17:15

your headphones before you go out to do comedy? Well,

17:17

you've inspired me. I'm going to

17:19

use AirPods, but then I'm going to listen to

17:21

Pat Benatar and I'm going to get the touch

17:24

judge to come and knock on my door from

17:26

the local Oval. Whoever's there, I want to get

17:28

them to run down, knock on... And

17:32

also they can make sure I don't go into touch

17:34

on the actual stage. And it could be like a

17:36

pretend line if I cross it. How

17:40

many footyfield? They can run out and they

17:42

send me off. That'd be good. I'm going

17:44

to get there. This could be introduced on

17:46

Sunday night at the end more. Now, also

17:49

good news regarding Taskmaster Australia, I understand. What's

17:51

happened? Yeah, Taskmaster is coming back for season

17:53

two on May 23. It'll

17:55

be back on Channel 10, which is fantastic because it's

17:58

a... Great show. A

18:00

third of it's it's it's effect fantasy world

18:02

for comedians. Basically it's way comedians get a

18:04

run amok. We as hit them. Ridiculous.

18:07

Tasaday struggle with and you get

18:09

to say smart people. Make.

18:11

A really dumb if it it's something and he

18:14

gets a dumb paypal accidently be smith. Last

18:17

person on earth sounds like her

18:19

working of Tripoli up at all

18:21

of these he hours it coming

18:23

back over The house of A

18:25

was because we now use to

18:27

do a decent Aaa would codes

18:29

of what would be a typical

18:31

show for Tomboy. Why I used

18:33

to do a has a things

18:35

with us happy Valentine's called the

18:37

Tom and Sabi Shop. And.

18:39

It was fantastic. We did, we did evening

18:41

cities and then we got off to day

18:43

weekend breakfast which I believe date they told

18:46

me was a step up but I'm not

18:48

so that was true. And

18:51

and off we did weekend breakfast for while I

18:53

got a call, him was told I was no

18:55

longer needed. And. In a couple of guys

18:57

are a couple days after that. I

18:59

went on a Tv show called a Strays

19:01

Brainiest Radio Star. On. I didn't tell them

19:04

that our side because I still wanted to do the tv.

19:06

so. Sudden

19:09

I wanted and I was really

19:11

of i wanna strays Brady is

19:13

radio star while not being on

19:16

radio ah therein lies the or

19:18

a different view as.it all on

19:20

who's who's laughing mail gov like

19:22

you in a you've got your

19:24

own show. For

19:26

the City Comedy Festival it's called

19:29

d I saw I get involved.

19:31

Tickets available for side by side.

19:33

Stop! Ah thanks make thanks my big

19:35

fella Arrogantly threads what have you been

19:37

up to a give me another Paul

19:39

who need Only thing is I have

19:41

yesterday I or post something on for

19:44

a joy ox the follows with you

19:46

like a for place inside. We.

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19:51

With. Our Alabama

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got this. Com. Gonna

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say seventy percent soy.

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20:00

All I would have thought the same,

20:02

but the Resenting Victory souvenir to go

20:04

and is Paul Cj percent love This

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was inside just forty forty two percent

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lot the five he's outside our armed

20:11

with a five had outside. That's what

20:13

I've been put up for. Olive oil

20:15

rival a very atmospheric over thought outside

20:18

inside. great if he is for lovemaking

20:20

I suppose on a bus ride. In.

20:22

Front of an open fire com first

20:25

any white was still open. You've gotten

20:27

our to sitting on the threads now,

20:29

but a family news whatever it is

20:31

to. Arms. He was

20:33

in Sydney on last brought i

20:35

ah Mountain range or die in

20:38

see Spotted Blondie, Deborah Harrys in

20:40

One oh Darling Harbour that is

20:42

of what deciding that have told

20:44

you this before the program with

20:46

my blondie Debbie Harry very important

20:49

figure in my adolescence. Oh yeah

20:51

I guess the first woman who

20:53

ever. Really got

20:55

the juices flowing. Casino sites

20:57

with hurting. I will always

21:00

have a special place in

21:02

my heart. And loins and

21:04

six all down swinging swinging of

21:06

us either you have a on

21:08

whatever you say say you sisters

21:10

right into Deborah Harry river you

21:12

read into the Rod Stewart on

21:14

his guts to screw I see

21:16

cells with in front of us

21:18

were was that I was at

21:20

the rocks elzer off sports in

21:22

a in a fortune of willpower

21:24

and what he said unto him

21:26

as he will progress with wake

21:28

Up Maggie. Society.

21:34

For all I was a ah have

21:36

a great moment that he bambee whatever

21:38

A bold as he read this allows

21:40

it to me read saw things. It's

21:42

in the first one with Libertarian. What's

21:44

this movie ever that I snuck into?

21:46

Well when I was on rise was

21:49

pulled. These. Are the same for

21:51

me those my first ever and arise move

21:53

that the as and rise the last night

21:55

into the frightened to in cinemas with how

21:58

old are you early age. On

22:01

my world exceeds what what did exceeds

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the the actual film was for. This

22:05

allows more young by medical I'm from

22:07

drowning pretty aliens in a somber which

22:10

I'm usually reckon the as or even

22:12

if or the yawns a use for

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you. Loved. as a kid or say like I. Saw.

22:17

For focus on. An hour ago

22:19

i loss of that ten minutes he

22:21

said my this is crap what was

22:23

it was some of the best lords

22:25

of up that pull these com die

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cast of are going to trial of

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us sweaty a century fox would like

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to introduce you to pee wee and

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his bow when they're not in flask

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into everything. Cause

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cause cancer more of the

22:43

showers. Was

22:45

once they're looking at watered down.

22:51

So old as and Whitley efforts on food

22:53

how tall he said there was pull his

22:55

one pull his to see had pull his

22:58

didn't have the was at the pali will

23:00

side with some of our allies to poly

23:02

will fall in the pool or that was

23:04

some the golfing one that was with i

23:07

really don't have a shack Khadija those can't

23:09

miss. A cursory

23:11

caddyshack currencies. arrogant-out of that.

23:13

Before it a gamer now

23:15

you want to reveal months

23:17

or so in the hips

23:19

are on brave hard tomorrow

23:21

morning as makes. Me:

23:28

Want. Yes,

23:31

there's an official be a party

23:33

running for election in Austria well

23:35

as an. Affair.

23:37

Have lived have already signed up.

23:40

Barnaby Joyce ssssss say is a

23:42

you want relating his ass that's

23:44

you know what to go well

23:46

with the the be a party

23:48

what. A democracy and

23:51

democracy so seats on It says not

23:53

only since I am resources at the

23:55

Walkers and Edwards Christians I'm gonna be

23:57

goes on to call a happy hour.

24:00

Her own. I cannot white more that it

24:02

was dry. If I had to be a

24:04

party. odd run Mj, What are you. Will.

24:07

Have only sanity answer to my poor

24:09

Henry because studies have found the gifted

24:11

people often have bad handwriting because they

24:14

brains. Are working fostered in

24:16

the hands Us. On

24:19

Thousand Nine on Saw. So

24:21

if you've got bad handwriting,

24:23

you intelligence your gifted person

24:25

such as myself. More

24:29

has more because my brain working

24:31

faster than my hands. Are

24:34

not connected. That moon

24:36

yours now cause this study. So

24:40

he was sacked. These it's it's

24:42

across. Wow we have like checks for

24:44

sounds less for you can't radio doctors

24:47

handwriting that would last for servers mission

24:49

in Iraq or some of those schools

24:51

in the corner of a very good

24:54

painting. Is

24:56

ena saw? Cat won't have enough.

24:58

Harry Houdini took a year off from his

25:00

Korea during World War One, purely to teach

25:02

soldiers how to get out of. Hand. Tough

25:05

tough knows a lot

25:07

of rubbish. Not serious.

25:09

Ladies are obvious comes

25:11

I should have was

25:13

he taught me. How

25:17

in an attempt to as a

25:19

brandy Ivor the he is well

25:21

as very good of users peloton

25:24

our best soldiers like if you're

25:26

soldier the handcuffs you probably have

25:29

an internal tensions in our of

25:31

saliva it's for divorce is if

25:33

you prisoner. Of war yes put on

25:36

in new that it was a prisoner warrior

25:38

in like him. For. His

25:40

camp. Dennis. Wrote a

25:42

sound older than I do Prisoner was are

25:44

you not a in handcuffs I only wish

25:46

to try to do and I say. now

25:52

is immediate ah tosh what about you guys

25:55

have got to do you want the dot

25:57

of do not have incitement on unemployment or

25:59

you go One, two cheese

26:01

balls. A

26:04

man has had a massive crowd

26:06

turn out in New York City

26:09

because he's now dressed as Cheeseball

26:11

Man. Not Spiderman or Superman. Cheeseball

26:13

Man. What the f***? And

26:16

what does he do? What's his super power? It leaves a

26:18

stain on you? No, his super

26:20

power, he's dressed up as a massive cheese

26:22

ball, is eating cheese balls. That's

26:24

his super power. That's a late

26:26

and super hero. You can't be doing

26:29

that. That's like eating your own. Wow,

26:33

are we getting that fact checked? We don't

26:35

care, do we? No, we don't care. Alright,

26:37

you get the idea. One, two, three, five,

26:39

three, give us a call. Blow my mind,

26:41

Andrew. What have you got? Well,

26:44

did you know that you can turn

26:46

peanut butter into diamond? What

26:48

the f***? Hang on a

26:50

second. What are you talking about?

26:52

Smooth or crunchy? I

26:56

don't know if it matters, but if you've

26:58

got a scientific process called high pressure, high

27:00

temperature synthesis, if you put peanut butter through

27:02

it, you get a pretty good return on

27:04

investment. Wow. It's

27:07

still not the best spread

27:09

for dessert. I got given

27:11

last night a

27:14

Negroni paste, which you can spread

27:16

on your toast, and I'd take

27:18

that over. Peanut butter turned into

27:21

diamonds any day. Really? I

27:24

have already woofed about five

27:26

pieces this morning. Oh, boy,

27:28

I feel a bit tipsy. Well done,

27:30

Andrew. I like it. Jason, what have you got?

27:34

In the 1912 Olympics,

27:36

a Japanese runner 16 miles

27:38

into the race was exhausted, so he

27:41

left the course and stumbled

27:43

on a nearby garden party where he

27:45

drank orange juice for an hour. Embarrassed

27:47

by his failure, he silently returned to

27:49

Japan without notifying race officials.

27:52

He was a missing person to that

27:54

country for years to come. Yes,

27:58

I've heard this story with... I contemplated

28:00

doing this for Sports Bazaar, actually

28:02

one of our podcasts, and

28:05

I think they sent someone back to find him,

28:07

which was how he got found

28:10

at the end of the day, 50 years after. There

28:12

he was, still lurking, floating around.

28:14

I would have opted out way

28:17

before the 16K made. He

28:20

would have found me living in an apartment

28:23

200 metres from the start line. I

28:26

reckon. Jason, well done. What

28:28

have you got for me, buddy? When

28:31

Albert Einstein died, he knew

28:33

he'd left instructions to be cremated.

28:35

The doctor who'd done the autopsy

28:38

decided he was going to keep the brain and

28:40

stole it. Cut it

28:42

up into about 240 pieces and photographed it

28:44

and studied it to

28:46

try and work out why he was so smart. And

28:48

in the 90s, he offered a chunk

28:51

to his granddaughter who politely refused. Oh,

28:54

okay. So,

28:56

an autopsy stole his brain and cut

28:58

it up for research. I'm going to

29:00

do the same thing with MG. So,

29:03

Albert Einstein, you

29:05

can't pinch Albert Einstein's

29:08

brain. I

29:11

mean, you're a professional, and there's

29:13

one thing we trust you with. Wow,

29:16

all right, Rick, that's pretty good. Can

29:20

it be topped? I don't know. Christy,

29:22

what have you got for us? Did

29:25

you know if you pinch the underside of your boobs,

29:27

you don't feel it? What

29:30

the f***? The underside, what's the underside?

29:34

What if I pinch the underside of

29:36

other people's boobs? Can that be? Ouch.

29:39

There you go. Sorry, MG, I shouldn't have asked.

29:43

Is that work for man boobs? I look at everyone

29:45

here in the studio who's doing it. Turn

29:48

the lights down. This is hot. What happened to

29:50

the look? I can confirm I don't really

29:52

feel it. We did this

29:54

the other day with the elbow. Did we not? The

29:57

same? I don't know. I'm wearing a

29:59

really wooly jumper. So I'm actually not sure

30:01

if I'm getting the skin Christy

30:06

$100 for you $50

30:09

for each boob $50

30:13

for each boob well done that leaves

30:15

500 for tomorrow Oh

30:22

Mg make

30:30

the baby Any

30:35

other in recent His

30:37

successful car designers

30:39

of all time neck or freaking

30:42

career They've seen him design

30:44

championship winning car for Williams McLaren

30:46

and read and earn a reputation

30:49

As a leading technical mind in

30:51

formula one Well Mickey

30:54

you're a massive formula one fan. There's gonna

30:56

be a massive upheaval Just hit formula one

30:58

reports of new is possible departure of circle

31:00

for months following the scandal

31:02

involving team principal Christian Horner now He's

31:04

leaving. I mean he's the main man,

31:07

isn't he unbelievable They've just tipped the

31:09

competition upside down at least a car

31:11

going forward in the next couple of

31:13

years He's the most important

31:15

figure in Formula

31:17

one When

31:19

overstepping is fast, we know the team is

31:22

good, but there's nothing without that car and

31:25

With the ever-changing formula going into

31:28

for Formula one Wherever

31:30

he ends up and look at my Intel,

31:32

which is basically a German automotive magazine,

31:35

which broke the story in the first

31:37

place Ferrari

31:40

are throwing the kitchen sink and

31:42

that would be great for the competition

31:44

I don't think anyone's unhappy about this

31:46

to be honest apart from those inside

31:48

the tent had Red Bull

31:50

racing This all has to do of

31:53

course With the Christian

31:55

Horner situation and the sexting scandal that

31:57

went on at Red Bull There's

32:00

a bit of an internal power struggle

32:03

between Horner and you, where you

32:05

just said I've had enough, don't like it. It

32:08

stinks to me, good on him. And so

32:11

for these reasons, has chosen to

32:13

leave. Verstappen not happy. What

32:16

are you hearing about Horner Pleas, Natasha Belling?

32:18

Look, I just noted Pasha's recent 50th

32:21

birthday, Ginger Spice, Horner's wife. He's a

32:23

former Spice girl and Christian Horner did

32:25

not attend the party with his wife,

32:27

just saying. What are you

32:29

thinking? What are you delving into? Concrete image. So

32:32

she may have dirtied up

32:35

over the allegations involving the

32:37

sexting of a team member.

32:39

She was allegedly cleared of

32:42

those allegations. By

32:44

an internal investigation by the owners

32:46

of Red Bull. In

32:50

fact, she was dismissed, which

32:52

she is now appealing.

32:55

So I think this and

32:57

all the dirt and noise around it is

32:59

why he's gone. Way to check, please get me

33:01

out of here. This

33:04

is good for the competition. I'm

33:06

sorry about the circumstances, but let's be

33:08

honest. I remember at

33:10

the Australian Grand Prix in

33:12

Melbourne, when Verstappen was out,

33:14

everyone cheered because let's

33:16

be honest, we're all over, seeing a bit of

33:19

a procession from Red Bull. We're

33:21

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