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Mickin MG in the morning brought to

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you by Sportsbed. Nobody does it easier

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than Sportsbed. Welcome to the Mickin MG

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Podcast. This episode we're chatting to Dr

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Chris Brown. We've been joined

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live in the studio by

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a friend of the show. He's

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running around as we speak. It's

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a race against time. It's as fast as I've

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ever seen him move. Stay away. Tell

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it. Tell him there's animals to be put down. He'll be

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here in half a minute. Oh

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my god. Okay,

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you know what I'll tell you he's doing?

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He's out the front talking to Natasha Belling

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who won't let him leave. It's true. I've

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been asking you about the shark because I've just been getting

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a full breakdown on the shark attacks. Yeah,

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unbelievable. We're doing a radio program and

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you've got our guest and you're interviewing

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him privately. Yes. As

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opposed to having

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him in on the program.

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Well, he's not here so it's

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a bit of a shame.

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Well, okay, I'm going to be honest. He

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wears makeup before he comes in for radio.

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So I was quickly chatting with him about the

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shark attacks and then he said, Tash, I love you, but

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I need to go into makeup. We are on

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camera, I suppose. Well

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there's loads to ask him. I want to

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ask him about the shark attack

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which occurred yesterday rescued by a

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vet. Not him. I'll

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tell you what we'll do. Oh,

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wow. Look at him

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sworn in. Good morning. Don't

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let the red eyes think that he feels... You've

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been on the Hong Kongs, haven't you? Thanks

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for squeezing us in. We really appreciate it.

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Doc, I know you've

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got a busy schedule.

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Now I've got a few things to ask you

1:51

by the way, or we'll get into that in

1:53

just a second. Can we begin by talking about

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the shark attack yesterday in the harbour? Before

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we live in an up for

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discussion how rare is is Suzy

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stages do you swim in the

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harbor? Give us the spreadsheet look,

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it's it's. a combination of factors

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are I'm not a regular have

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a swimmer out. At my surprise

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he ah I I'd I had

2:17

my morning swims elsewhere. As

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you're aware of trade center city I

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have rarely he can fade it's assess

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the on a bedside know that the

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thing about the currency to Isis is

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a lot of warm water around. If

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the guy for swims the waters very warm

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sites that brings to the bite be seen

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brings all these closer to the saw robbed

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and sitting out in there aren't stay press

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and so what that's doing is it's also

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bringing a lot of the biggest piece that

2:42

he does his team. And. So

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the harbor is full of a bull

2:46

sharks as as well. So really sorry

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for odds of my here so I'm

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a new to the state of course

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need a city but I have one

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People just don't swim. ah it's it's

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kind of well known that the bull

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shark and are many other spicy So

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here is a thirty different species of

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scientists is a lot in yeah and

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then like to save me a evenings

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and and early mornings and ends and

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typically ranch cities where lot of the

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other faiths tend to tend to have

3:13

sites. did it. Down to sports so

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long Look a lot of people. Goods.

3:18

Have swum in the harbor usually after

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a few drinks on on a Friday

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night and of the did succeed United

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I'm smashing to. Succeed

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get a Celtic that us a bought into.

3:29

You have eyes. I'm I'm sure a spot

3:31

of a threat to be dragged. My boss

3:34

has been a bloody mary that the challenge

3:36

was bull se dice that they've got very

3:38

very small ice. If you're disabled suck up

3:40

close. I don't recommend it but they they

3:43

have incredibly small loss of they do this

3:45

thing which is like a bump and by

3:47

ah I'm. Sorry islam. It's like being in

3:49

a non a not in a nightclub dance floor

3:51

where you're. Being

3:54

so, you bump into things hoping for the

3:56

best sex I haven't bought and that is

3:58

essentially what I don't. Don't let

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that might a my on a team

4:02

that the my own the album from

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bought a sale luckily this a woman

4:07

was a saved a beautifully boy v

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it's own his first yoda of the

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say these little tears was here to

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say about who heroics. Simon.

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I was early, I just did my job

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and I just as as time for days

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on another that else to swarms of whatever

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assistance I could see that lot of good

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you were. Wounded

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to seduce of thing for his logo

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on else in once a new law

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I i i had a feeling I'm

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on end up he was one of

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his moments. What is that the great

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job you know of finally have bet

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on hand when you need one right?

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with an absolute. Favourite Shards she

4:46

has broken or hippocratic oath on

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on going up with Glad. To

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see suitable for was. A

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responsibility was the shot, not the person

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or. Reservists

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right Years is headed Christopher

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very same I started Sec

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Victims Vision a law degree

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was. Born

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a story with their slaves.

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Vet. Said some patriot aces Ives woman

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last year are believable. See the here

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I seized on a girl I saw

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that backpedaled Euro zone and six the

5:23

sought after. It's like I were you

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at a time when I see on

5:27

say where you were born doors or

5:29

even though you coulda been diving united

5:32

lived there we are you worried? I

5:34

do have a stuff do is. I

5:37

was overseas and why eyes? Because

5:39

I live. Just go back. and

5:42

I do have some stories to

5:44

report. From where where I bone why I

5:46

turn off white movie advise Mix and I'm sorry

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to have to. How would you like that Because

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you know I really was you in a June

5:53

Nine. I know it's it's it's a lawyer we

5:55

did you do with diverse make him of your

5:57

i wasn't gonna do that on all sides of

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it did something amazing that also a little draining

6:01

speaking to you because I knew you'd have thoughts

6:04

on Monday of about your fault for not were

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generally supportive you Netanyahu that is known for he

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can I get one He. Dr. Chris Brown

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that say, well, ravishing. You. Yes said I

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am I a while and I'm sending

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this wonderful guess is what I had

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to say about yesterday. has their own

6:18

would never done This is bright out

6:20

I was there is one the otherwise

6:22

there he was honored his unit corrupt

6:24

himself who had gone out with a

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acoustics? Do they record some of those

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great someone's It helps increase. Hand us

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what. I'm saying

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that out of context American, I

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worry. Had

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several of what does read some features.

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Zero why we did you go? I

6:42

was ah just because to

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Japan. Ah, been a while

6:47

hunting. Is

6:49

I know you'll have as I'd love to

6:51

V or really say without a Harper Woods

6:54

as a so sorry I was a car

6:56

or girls are almost. A

6:58

sausage oversizes com at what we do is

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over there we holiday working what is look

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it was a little that a bus. Ticket

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the pets same vibe was one other

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pets would have a pet sort of

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the big pets in Japan. Lot of

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dogs lots and lots of dogs are

7:14

size as to the have a favorite

7:16

type of dogs. ah small small nurse

7:18

I'm in a handbag is is the

7:20

favorite color jeans lot of lot of

7:23

those some parents got since he was.

7:25

I mean the girl attacks eyes are

7:27

on the. That. He has been

7:29

attacked as I now it's like a

7:31

Chinchilla roared Serb Cappy Bara was a

7:34

candy bar a cast I while a

7:36

little it's it's a little crazy but

7:38

look all eyes. Great time. Gripe.

7:41

is not a great day and on and is

7:43

not me to grind signs actually i had run

7:45

the size of their sons of bitches i would

7:47

leave an impact on the on the tokyo straight

7:49

or reckon when i decide to have a score

7:52

to settle with that would clear out a clear

7:54

a subway or that i would have died on

7:56

but i yeah you look keep it may not

7:58

surprising it's to realize that i I do tend

8:00

to stand out a little bit on the, on the course.

8:06

At six foot five, blonde hair

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and on the subway especially. But

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I don't know if you know

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you in Japan and in Tokyo,

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you can buy drinks anywhere, like

8:17

buy beers, absolutely anywhere. There are

8:19

vending machines on the streets in

8:21

the subway. You can just be

8:23

queuing for a train and

8:25

just buy a beer. And so I

8:27

got involved in this and bought

8:29

a can of, I

8:33

think it was an asahi and a nice

8:35

Japanese beer and had it in my bag,

8:37

just in my sort of bag over my

8:39

shoulder and got onto the

8:42

subway. And as you get

8:44

into the subway, everyone sort of cramps in and

8:46

pushes you in and I'm sort of towering over

8:48

everyone and it's okay. And

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then just as we're going along

8:53

the subway, I start to feel this sort of

8:55

cold, trickle down

8:58

my leg. And

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I realized very quickly that the beer

9:03

that I bought had exploded in my

9:06

bag. And

9:08

I now have a rapidly growing

9:11

wet patch across my groin, running

9:13

from my bag to my groin

9:15

and down in my leg. And

9:19

a highly suspicious

9:21

amber fluid dripping from my

9:24

leg across a crowded

9:26

train carriage. If I

9:28

couldn't stand out anymore, I found a way.

9:31

And Japanese people are very polite.

9:33

They're lovely. Oh, they are. They're

9:36

lovely. Beautiful. Did not stop the

9:38

endless gazes, running,

9:40

connecting the dots from the trickle

9:43

along the carriage, back up

9:45

my leg to

9:47

my very wet body.

9:51

Well, I hope you're filming that for a

9:53

segment on your show. By

9:55

the way, that's how I leave the station every

9:57

day on a train with a wet patch. talking

10:00

to myself. If you want to clear some space

10:02

it is a great way to do it. Let

10:04

me tell you. I love

10:06

it. Before you go I want to ask you

10:09

quickly there's a huge furor in this

10:11

state at the moment about pets on the

10:13

beach. What are your thoughts? Should

10:15

it be allowed? Should it be a separate pet beach?

10:18

Pets? Who could be upset by having

10:20

a dog running around on a beach

10:22

catching a Frisbee or chasing a tennis

10:24

ball? I don't understand. Why

10:27

would people be upset? There is no joy

10:29

like a dog on a beach.

10:31

No. It is dog schoolies. Everything

10:33

is wrong and they are there.

10:35

They are running around, they are

10:38

humping each other, they are sniffing

10:40

each other and the high tide...

10:42

It's like the locals on Penrith

10:45

Beach. We encourage

10:47

that. And just

10:49

like Penrith Beach the high tide mark

10:51

is a thing of beauty on any

10:53

beach. It concentrates all

10:56

the smells of the ocean there. There is a

10:58

sense of smell of it. They are smelling dolphin

11:00

poo, they are smelling whale

11:02

poo. Seagulls? Seagulls. It doesn't get any

11:04

better. Sure if people don't pick up

11:06

and they just decide to do the

11:09

little sand surprise and just put a

11:11

little lump of sand over the poo

11:13

and you walk through. That

11:16

is exciting. It's

11:20

like a landmine.

11:23

Thank you for coming in today. A pleasure

11:26

to have you back on deck. Anything to

11:28

plug? Any appearances? No. You will

11:30

get the sick of the sight of me on channel

11:32

7 over the next few months. We are loving you

11:34

on channel 7 by the way. It's great stuff. Dream

11:37

Home is not too far away. Beautiful

11:41

mate. And we have been joined

11:44

live in the studio by friend

11:46

of the show Dr Chris Brown

11:48

who joins us this morning

11:50

on the eve of recording the

11:52

brand new series of channel 7 of Dancing with

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the Stars. Once again I have been snubbed. My

11:59

name came up at the meeting. Look, it's mentioned. It's

12:01

mentioned. Yeah, it's mentioned. There's two boards.

12:03

There's two boards. Those that should and

12:05

those that shouldn't dance. If

12:10

you ever want someone to do the nut bush, you know I'm your man.

12:13

I think you're the only person who's

12:15

ever taken the nut bush, literally, as

12:17

a dance form. What

12:21

about the Sharpie dance? Sharpie dance? Can I do

12:23

the Sharpie dance? That was a good one. Who's

12:26

in the lineup? Who are you tipping?

12:28

Is there at least a McEwen where

12:30

I would have fired Actor? She'll be

12:32

able to do it. She'll be a triple threat. Julie

12:36

Goodwin, the chef. She's

12:38

on board. Shane Crawford. Shane

12:41

Crawford. And

12:44

of course, Ben Kazens. Now,

12:46

I just say to the AFL players

12:48

involved in this, just go and have

12:51

a look at Kevin Wengenine. Kevin

12:56

did not last that long on

12:58

Dancing With The Stars. I use

13:00

the term dancing liberally.

13:03

So what can we expect? What have you got for

13:05

us? Look, sequence is probably, there's no spoiler alert in

13:07

the fact you're going to see a lot of sequence.

13:09

We actually shot the promo the other day

13:12

and I came home

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and went in the shower

13:16

and discovered a rapidly spreading

13:19

rash of sequence that was stuck to

13:21

my feet. To my legs,

13:23

to my arms. You cannot

13:26

go to a Dancing With The Stars shoot and

13:28

not come home. A

13:30

sneaky sequence. I looked at the colour and I

13:32

actually caught it from Ben Kazens. Oh

13:34

wow. Who is

13:37

resplendent in more lycra and

13:39

sequence than he's really, it

13:41

may take him back to

13:43

his nightclub days. I

13:47

was impressed with him when he first burst

13:49

on the scene. I was playing for the Western Reds. He was

13:51

an up and coming player to the Eagles. And

13:54

geez, I tell you what, he could dance after,

13:56

I saw him dance a lot in the nightclubs.

13:58

He can move. cut

14:00

a rug. Well it's good excuse for

14:02

you Doc because if I come home

14:04

covered in glitter and see who's trouble

14:07

I get is, where the hell have

14:09

you been? You're in trouble. You

14:12

reckon I've got a good window a couple of

14:14

weeks? I reckon you can take advantage of this.

14:18

You know what, I actually

14:20

went and had some dance,

14:22

not lessons. Well I want to

14:25

appreciate the craft Mickey. This

14:27

is an art form so I went and had

14:29

two hours twirly, getting around

14:31

the dance floor, learning my Latin,

14:33

learning my ballroom. Where's the footage

14:36

of that? It was

14:38

also a bit of a confidence building exercise.

14:40

The last time I was on a dance

14:43

floor, I think this may be why I've

14:45

been recruited to host is, last time I

14:47

was on a dance floor in an official

14:49

capacity I actually had the rare distinction of

14:52

breaking my arm. What

14:55

happened? I broke my

14:58

arm on a dance floor when I was

15:00

at uni, trying to do the worm at

15:02

pace and at L. I

15:05

thought you know what I'm not the most flexible

15:07

but if I hit this with enough pace and

15:10

altitude, physics and gravity will be my friend and

15:15

I'll actually sort of bounce my way through

15:17

a worm and broke my

15:19

radius and ulna. That's

15:23

a big night out. I X-rated

15:25

at the vet school the next

15:27

morning and was quickly whisked away

15:30

to human emergency to have

15:32

it checked out. I was in a sling

15:34

for six weeks. Oh wow. Well

15:36

if someone can pop a worm into their pussy doble, they

15:39

could take the chockeys. Who's

15:46

the nasty judges by the way? There's

15:49

a couple of them now isn't there? Helen

15:51

Ready. Helen

15:53

Ready? Yeah she's no Helen. What

15:56

the X-Singer? No no. Helen's

15:58

back. And

16:00

who do we have? We have...

16:04

Look, I mean, I probably should know. We're

16:07

out. I'll see you tomorrow. Is

16:10

this Paul Mercurio? He's

16:13

there. They're all there. They're

16:15

all there, guys. Todd McKinney? Todd

16:18

McKinney? Actually, Todd is

16:20

not back this year. Oh, wow. So

16:23

he's taken a year off. The year

16:25

feels threatened by my move to what

16:27

I'm bringing to the table. There's

16:30

a story there. Sounds like someone's been given

16:33

the arse. Onset tension. And we're still

16:35

trying to clear up who is and who

16:37

isn't the judge. The new

16:39

series of Dancing with the Stars... Chris,

16:41

I think we can safely rule out Helen already.

16:43

Yeah. We can. We

16:45

can. Why? Because

16:48

we just discovered she died in 2020. Oh!

16:52

Um, Helen Richie is the dancer.

16:54

Oh, Helen Richie, of course. Todd,

16:56

you're... You're after it. Todd

16:59

McKinney, no. Who else was

17:01

in? Darrell Summers? Craig... No

17:03

to Darrell as well. He is still alive.

17:07

Craig Revel Horwood is another... Oh, he's

17:09

good. He's the nasty past, isn't he?

17:12

He is. Mark Wilson. Mark

17:14

Wilson. Shana Bird. The delightful

17:16

Shana Bird. Yeah, Shana Bird. Oh, well. We've

17:19

got the full compliment. All have a pulse and all

17:21

will be present on... Hang on. AMG,

17:24

have you ever been asked to do Dancing with the Stars? No.

17:28

I've been asked to do... I was thinking about this though. But

17:30

not Dancing with the Stars, no. Which one have you been asked

17:32

to do? Um, the Survivor,

17:35

you get me out of here. Oh, interesting. Oh,

17:37

you'd be good on that. Great. And

17:39

the other one was the Survivor, when that was

17:41

the Survivor one. I remember

17:43

with the Survivor one, I was just

17:45

going through my advanced hair studio thing

17:48

for a while and I used to put powder in

17:50

my hair to make it look thicker. So, I

17:52

couldn't... I said no to it in

17:55

the end because I didn't want people to see the bald patch

17:57

on the top of my head. I didn't think it would be

17:59

that bad. hair would survive. Imagine that aerosol

18:01

can near the open fire. The

18:07

whole camp would go up. We'd all watch that. Still

18:09

no one would stir

18:13

you about it would they? No. You laughing at me? No MG. Hey

18:18

we need to crack open the animal kingdom.

18:21

Anti-aging pills for dogs. Now

18:24

this is obviously because of one of

18:26

the saddest things in the world. Here's

18:28

the age a dog expires because you

18:30

love this dog. You look after this dog. Around

18:33

about the 12 to 14 year mark

18:35

it starts to get dodgy. Is

18:38

this a thing or is it just wishful thinking from pet

18:40

owners? I tell you what it is a thing is the

18:42

fact that I will not have you present in a euthanasia

18:44

Mickey when you talk about the dog expiring. Yes.

18:47

It has come through to its rich and fiery day. It

18:52

is a thing and exactly what you

18:54

say. They live very short lives. The

18:57

whole one dog year equals seven human

18:59

years. For some big

19:01

dogs they only live to say seven or

19:03

eight like I've

19:18

been a dog for a

19:20

year. Will it affect its quality of life?

19:23

Is it going to be like a more docile? Is

19:25

it going to be sitting around a house? No.

19:28

I think the idea is that it gives it more energy

19:30

and gives it more vitality and

19:33

get up and go. It won't be back

19:36

humping legs like it did in its youthful

19:38

days. I like the dog in something about

19:40

Mary. What does that mean? The

19:44

dog in something about Mary accidentally took a

19:46

line of cocaine and just jumped out

19:48

of windows and jumped on

19:51

some of the people's legs and shagged.

19:53

I don't think that's the medication

19:55

they're talking about somehow. You

20:00

know what this means I reckon. I'm gonna get

20:02

into the market of those you know the wheels the back

20:05

leg wheels They

20:09

get them like a four-wheel drive set up

20:11

a monster monster truck tires Maybe

20:14

an electric hybrid as well Sneaking

20:22

up on you like a Tesla That

20:26

Would be good. I want to ask about this donkey I

20:29

don't he was saved by drinking 24 liters

20:31

of cola now as a

20:33

vet is that something you would prescribe What's

20:36

going on here? So the donkey 15

20:38

year old donkey called Joey heartbroken due

20:41

to the loss of its mother It

20:43

was very good donkeys are very emotional

20:45

animals. They they quite gorgeous quite amazing

20:47

and and when Animals or

20:49

horses donkeys get very emotional and stressed

20:52

that their stomach stops contracting and that's

20:54

that can be very dangerous So

20:56

this vet has pumped in 24 liters of cola

21:00

To essentially flush this this

21:02

donkey through and get everything

21:07

Again which which is an

21:09

interesting interesting person probably

21:11

say the vet went from Coke zero to hero

21:19

Look the medical basis to this is actually

21:21

quite sound that that amount is caffeine And

21:24

sugar and acid in in that actually

21:26

will it's like drain. It is like

21:28

drain cleaner. It'll actually for flushing Everything

21:31

through I have done something similar. So

21:33

on a cow That

21:37

that had Whose stomach

21:39

wasn't contracting as well. Yes, I

21:41

actually gave it and and this is quite a

21:43

common thing to do I gave it 20 shots

21:45

of coffee in 10 liters of water And

21:49

and put that through a stomach a stomach

21:51

tube through its through its nose So

21:54

the the cow it was lying down with

21:56

stomach wasn't moving it got up. Let me tell you

21:58

got up and let

22:02

it rip. Well you know how in an

22:04

office toilet, you know after

22:07

the coffee break, it's a

22:09

busy place to be. It was a busy place

22:11

to be around the town. A little peg on

22:13

noses I would say. Oh boy. It most certainly

22:15

does work. The extra caffeine will

22:22

really get things going. Alright

22:24

and just before we go, the

22:26

world of equestrian have been rocked

22:29

this week by a man in

22:31

a mankini being disqualified for riding

22:34

a horse in an event. Is that bad for the

22:36

horse? Should he have been put down or did the

22:38

horse... Who wants to

22:40

go after that? You know the horses vision,

22:42

they can see about 270

22:45

degrees so that horse would have been

22:47

able to see everything moving and

22:50

everything sneaking out from

22:52

within that mankini and trust

22:54

me things would have been moving. If you're

22:57

in a high trot, it's a very hard...

22:59

Fortunately he wasn't rising to the trot.

23:05

Thank you Dr Chris Brown. Good luck at all your

23:07

endeavors at Channel 7. Always a pleasure when you swing

23:10

by. Anything else to report? We're good.

23:12

Everything's good. Dream home. Coming

23:16

very soon. Yes we love it. Almost done.

23:18

Good on you mate. And

23:20

we've been joined live in the studio by a

23:22

friend of the show and the newly

23:25

minted host of Dancing with the

23:27

Stars replacing one of

23:29

the all time legends of Australian TV,

23:31

the new General Summers I'm calling him.

23:34

Hello you mate. Good

23:38

morning. Hello Brownie. How's it all

23:40

going on set? Did you ever

23:42

mention apologizing to do after your

23:44

last appearance on this program?

23:46

I don't know what you're talking about. I thought

23:49

it was a seamless introduction. I

23:51

walked in with such a warm,

23:53

warm hand from everyone who was

23:56

so happy to see me, the other

23:58

judges, Craig, Shana, Mike, and Mark and

24:01

Helen. Let's

24:03

play what happened on this program last

24:05

time you appeared. Who's the nasty judges

24:08

by the way? There's

24:10

a couple of them now isn't there? McKinney. Helen

24:14

Ready. I am woman hear me roar.

24:18

That would

24:21

have been quite a feat if you didn't get Helen ready. That

24:24

would be. Well she's not

24:26

much of a mover. She's not much

24:28

of a mover and shaker on the dance floor

24:31

anymore. But in a day Helen

24:33

Ready was dynamite. Oh yeah she was. I

24:35

nearly said Helen Richie the same way after she

24:38

saw some of my dancing. But she was great.

24:42

Look at 79. She's a former

24:44

ballroom dancing world champion. She's

24:46

not a, I wouldn't say she's a regular

24:48

listener of Triple M. No. Which

24:52

may surprise you. Her

24:54

best dancing days are behind her. What's she

24:56

doing? She couldn't even dance around her own handbag

24:58

at the moment could she? I mean what's.

25:03

What could she bust out in

25:05

all honesty? She's

25:07

a pretty hip hop happening in 79 years

25:09

old I reckon. If you dipped her you'd

25:11

hear cracking in about eight places. It'd

25:14

be like. It'd be like her in

25:16

Montgomery Burns should dance together. A

25:19

little pile of kindling left on

25:21

the dance floor. What's happening? It's

25:24

like a Helen Keller is it? Helen Keller. Oh

25:27

my lord. Helen Richie. Is

25:31

that a Kate's mum? Look

25:33

it might be. It might be Kate's

25:35

mum. I didn't hear about her. I had Tarsh

25:37

during our, she

25:40

turned up as Tina Turner and

25:42

refused to dance the Nutbush at

25:44

our Lister party. Unastrayed. That is

25:46

a disgrace. Speaking of which I'm

25:49

lucky. Next time, guys next time I come, can we

25:51

have some security at that lift next time I come

25:53

in? What'd she do? I didn't make the studio before

25:55

I was whisked away to a darkened room with a

26:00

lit by nothing apart from

26:02

a candle which was brilliant

26:05

at illuminating harsh bellings tinfoil

26:07

hat because despite

26:12

giving the impression of a credible journalist, no one

26:14

is more caught up in conspiracy theories than the

26:16

touch of telling, I just got a dressing down

26:18

over the 19 different possibilities

26:20

around what has happened to

26:23

the royals and

26:26

the doctor's photo, it is unbelievable

26:29

she's under it she's

26:31

lost her mind, we're going to get you a

26:33

taser that's what we're going to get

26:35

you and if she approaches you, just let's rip

26:38

most of her theories somehow come back to

26:40

pegging pegging gone wrong and

26:45

we're not talking about the wet clothes on the

26:47

clothes line just quietly, I was lucky to be

26:50

here today he's here

26:52

to congratulate MG on becoming a

26:54

grandad for the first

26:57

time, let's talk animal kingdom, who are the best

26:59

parents who does the best parenting from

27:01

the animal kingdom? they're

27:03

all pretty good to be honest admittedly

27:06

even some dogs don't have a litter

27:08

as large as MG so

27:11

that doesn't make it tricky

27:14

to compare MG's got

27:16

a bit of a pride doesn't he, that's

27:18

where the whole family stick together and you'll

27:20

have different daughters and they'll have cubs but

27:23

everyone basically hangs together and there's a big fatty

27:26

with a mane at the

27:28

top of the pecking order you say pride, I

27:30

say cult, but it's

27:33

similar maybe we asked

27:35

our listeners this morning what I should be called as a

27:37

pop or a grandad maybe Mufasa

27:42

Mufasa and

27:44

the animal kingdom does a great job I

27:47

always look at penguins and think

27:51

that's a pretty, they sacrifice a

27:53

lot the long, cold, Antarctic winter

27:55

with their Little

27:58

baby resting on their feet. Off

28:00

the off the cold of the abdomen

28:02

Isis Hours and hours and I ends

28:04

in a wellness on a cinder. The.

28:06

Was out to. Sea. Script get

28:09

some cases Mckelvin selected. thought of putting

28:11

away well about every say they gave

28:13

me as a golden that to the

28:15

evidence been stepped inside a site like

28:17

Odyssey Penguins have a good pretty remarkable

28:19

many what do as an external pregnancy

28:21

much of a big by the always

28:23

up tonight goods are they so along

28:25

the women to try to give other

28:27

women. To. Mine Bay kids. that's the

28:30

reason why why the white Zola Than I'm a

28:32

guys out know go in and pushy aig into

28:34

the a little little Miss ago. Or

28:38

gonna play bingo or if they don't

28:40

have one themselves that a steel one

28:42

comes as a sauce is not alone.

28:45

Why? backs in the water reactors back

28:47

to the nest and notices coerce one

28:49

across to the amazon app for that

28:51

going on. In a real world are

28:53

by be stealing to say we sorcery

28:55

story season a zoo were to zoo

28:57

keepers. Walked in and saw. As Silverback

28:59

who had realized he was still

29:01

there and there was no nothing

29:03

between them and the Subic have

29:05

put it to you that is

29:07

gonna get your attention quickly So

29:09

taper that daddy's ton of worst

29:11

case scenario it starts to Silverback

29:13

is is is arguably one of

29:15

that the strongest animals in the

29:17

world. Just he's is all muscle.

29:20

Ah, Ends and in Incredibly territorial.

29:22

So you combine the the muscle

29:24

with the territorial behind it. You

29:27

gotta, you've got a problem. Situations:

29:29

ah, and something. space. Tuck in

29:31

Enclosure: I think that

29:33

that think there was a male and female

29:35

take the day. I think they probably both

29:38

wise. it is very different reasons yes because

29:40

this isn't a mile and surprised us proud

29:42

to say when he met so yes yes

29:44

I I've actually been aren't I want One

29:46

time others I was in.my dad's of it

29:48

and and will weigh in at. at

29:51

at endangered species do in in jersey

29:53

and die within a honda saints to

29:55

in the silverback enclosure are not quite

29:58

as as as behind the same this

30:00

as those zookeepers were. I'm surprised he

30:02

didn't do this. That

30:05

particular day, that gorilla, he gave us

30:07

a welcome by he put

30:09

into his hand and threw it at me. What

30:12

a great greeting. I just caught a

30:14

spray of gorilla feces, which was

30:17

lovely. I often

30:19

do that when I've got guests around. Hi

30:22

guys, come in. Hey, Stu, welcome. Welcome

30:25

aboard it. Top that. Hey,

30:28

Marsha, bang. It's an inclusive

30:30

environment, is it? You like to, you know, if

30:32

you're smelling a certain way, it's nice for you.

30:34

Exactly right. But

30:38

you can see in that vision that the

30:40

keepers trying to edge the door closed and

30:43

the hell of a time to realize you

30:45

haven't oiled up the joins. Yeah, that's right.

30:48

Anyone got a can of WD-40? Quickly. Quickly.

30:52

But you'd see the funny side

30:54

if you were a zookeeper. Now,

30:57

one of the toughest animals of

30:59

the animal kingdom, there's no doubt.

31:02

But a survey of Americans says

31:04

that 8% of Americans think

31:07

they could beat a lion in

31:09

a fistfight. And he grisly bared.

31:11

Can you debunk this or what

31:14

can you add to this

31:16

conversation? One in 12 genuinely

31:19

believe that an animal with

31:22

a paw bigger than our head and

31:25

a head bigger than our body often is

31:28

capable of... You're going to beat that

31:30

in a fistfight? It

31:33

is remarkable. I think a lot of Americans,

31:35

I think every single one of those people

31:37

surveyed wouldn't be able to beat the puddle

31:39

pop lion in a fistfight. I

31:43

think you could probably, I don't know,

31:45

ask Zinkfried or Roy. Oh,

31:48

they're opinions. They give you a reference.

31:51

If you're going to have a fistfight with an

31:53

animal docket, I know you're a pacifist in this

31:55

department, but who would you choose? It's funnily enough,

31:57

it's not a thought I've had before. Welcome

32:00

to our world. It'll

32:03

be a great new series for you though. Build

32:06

this week, Dr Chris Brown fights an

32:08

Albatron. They

32:11

were asking for it. They wanted that.

32:14

I can see on the list look a rat.

32:18

Disappointingly, 28% of Americans think they'd lose

32:21

in a fight with a rat. So

32:26

look, probably the rat would

32:29

be an interesting one. You

32:33

see plenty of Australians taking on the kangaroo

32:35

in a fistfight and losing as well. Yeah,

32:37

especially on golf course. But

32:41

look, more surveys like this I think is what we're all

32:43

about. Dr Chris Brown

32:45

is still in the studio because Natasha

32:48

Belling has all the exits covered. And

32:50

he cannot seriously get

32:52

out of the studio. She's now

32:54

made her way into the studio

32:56

where she's effectively invading his personal...

33:02

He's tasered her. He is

33:04

just tasered for Natasha

33:06

Belling. The taser will never

33:08

stop me talking. Hey, word

33:10

fash. On

33:13

to theory number 46 for the

33:16

day around Tate Middleton. Are

33:18

you ever bored talking to me? No. No.

33:20

No one is. Am I

33:23

ever not scared talking to you? Also no.

33:28

We used to work together so we get on

33:30

very well. Yeah. I

33:34

once had to medicate Tash Belling for a gut

33:36

upset in an outbreak. On

33:38

his conversation. Yes it is. I

33:40

should have. I had a

33:42

gut upset and I had some ideas around how we

33:44

could soothe things down there

33:46

with some medication that was also available

33:49

in animals. And

33:52

on reflection there were probably other medications I

33:54

should have also considered at the time. That's

33:57

right. You were going to write me a

33:59

script. You are a

34:01

doctor for animals not for humans and then you

34:03

were trying to convince me it was the same

34:05

medication He

34:10

often hides pills in your food as well Rubs

34:18

your throat as he's dropping

34:21

a pill Well, you two

34:23

do hang out a lot. I did see Tash turn

34:25

up with a bucket on her head one morning I

34:30

went out and dusted Listen

34:33

to this Chris. This is your first time in a bit

34:35

Are we always in the week by saying

34:37

Natasha Belling? What is the big news

34:39

story that people need to look out

34:41

for and Use

34:44

King Charles, okay Why okay?

34:51

That was also covered in our chapter 4 Just

35:01

yeah, she's giving me works making

35:03

MJ in the morning brought to you by

35:05

sports that nobody does it easier than Sydney's

35:12

to blame