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Mj in the morning brought to you by
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school. It's bad nobody does it easier than
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sports bed. Consider make it Mj Podcast
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This episode is all about shock Is.
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Shortcake. Go
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all My dog! Show
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got the. Way
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Gary there's occasionally to celebrate those who
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well my about a shocker. Today's episode
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is an honor of Glenn Maxwell. her
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is gone and again a gotta have
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it at a golf Tdi then go
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on it so a band and fall
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over and teigen I'm in an ambulance
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or think we get inside. A
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A Gates. Gulf
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die if you combine be so for the go. For years
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ago. While
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both got your one, you can talk.
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What about your escapades in. A golf cart,
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Okay I arrived I or out idea
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feel alienated to go there to only
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water or are they give you a
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bag? The big show about he's got
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kind of antics is one blog in
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this world who baiting energy. Full disclosure:
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I have a golf cart. yeah a
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toy I'd I'd drive it to my
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house sometimes. Oh yes, I crashed it.
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coming home for the clubhouse I put
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it into a damn. I'm
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a cool idea Her and my golf
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club? that's a six month suspension so
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I ran back to my. House and
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reported it stolen. Which
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is the sensible thing today. And
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about half an hour lot of there's a
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knock on my door. was the guys from
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the clubhouse kang. Can. Make
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we've found your your golf cart I
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go. Where was it. Because.
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We found it in a damn and I
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went. Who would do that They do I
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look down on with from the y se
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ha. Ha let it
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go to bed Make Adam and of
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are going to college because it in
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the morning and I yes Mj of
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at a shockey it aka. Aki.
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I'm going to Shockey Shocking. Soccer.
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What about I was a woman from
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they assign ipad see that a shopping
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mall is as loans They haven't said
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a suffer with the our the sushi
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Disasters guy but several as a discussion
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and a month to smoking of them
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over the sushi as well. Such multitasking
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else. Has an.
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Arthouse clamoring to that one
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of our kids. See
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can't look like that Question is eating Honestly?
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needing some. The
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plot seven well needed fuel seminal The Potter.
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Where's the majority carbon married women covered
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site is have to go inside. Idea
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what type of sushi eight in a
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bad trade guy was Umami was gonna
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bother aura you'd be idea what trouble
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free fall for everyone involved. he's run.
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thought there were delays. it's see the
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airport. After he
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used. To. Loaded with applied.
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That you draw the has had a shocker. If.
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I just applied and a huge collided
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on the Thomas it's to the airport
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by which sparked massive delays her habit
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of fall through the i must have
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a car with his put security very
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go preserving waged. Add. To
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the region of a good start. A Boss
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I Three Twenty. That's.
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Odd I know what happens but as the
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but as a pilot the drawbridge get out
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like state's largest prisons. Are
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already either the or know when you're
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out the on afraid I sometimes have
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a whom you get caught you blind
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spot but as i for each way
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to see his ears axilla out there
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are in twenty years it just doesn't
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make sense. The guys with
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from security said is that not say everything
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secure As if I succeed Father looked for
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everything that they. Agreed upon
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was texting. Nike
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done more for that is gonna
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fall asleep in assists Oh god
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as I've never seen a. As.
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A of I for a twenty at a
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panel betas before ne. You're on about
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exercising that India the A local
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public schools a big job. I
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care to come back next Thursday.
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Try to get the idea. We've got some
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hours at a shock our web tools repository
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was given. Oh, it's fund. I know if.
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Limited success and have indeed
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been die as bone and
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named as one of the
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biggest disappointments. As
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a tourist attraction, For. In
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a sire. Like it's
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some poll on Reddit a one's got involved
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to get bond I wanted. Literally.
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One of the worst places farce. Sad
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do you? Go
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A Bond Oil. When.
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The most recognizable beaches in the world. Or put it
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to you if you say eighty one in the world.
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If he said I'm a pitcher, Bond I both. Die.
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Would understand what that is. Correct Not. I've
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never had a beer at the North. On
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die Rsl issue if is written this thread
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is he designed a full. They.
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Have ah never by nods you
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can at a at swimming a
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pass the brakes are between a
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few logs this sub runs his
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his his eyebrows. ah yes I
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began bond I boats and they
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also had a class sizes and
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a shocker they would family size
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those by nine to put a
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crap tourist attraction to rule to
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come on me so by this
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was present Dropped off since the
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old days when save a with
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these to dangle a child over
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crocodiles. Mail room or less. Robust
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rise with a good also present
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back. To sell
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itself isn't tours points off the
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bat. Home
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at a shocker. What it would you like
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to bring the table and job Or think
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drug dealers without a shocker? Because listen to
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this little clip of a loss god finding
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a little package. Not
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points. Or.
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Less. It
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as much. As.
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Always gonna miss your. Voice
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you're saying Zoe was because own the
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packages Good blue and red riding ins
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with the would Zoe written on the
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package worth two hundred thousand dollars so
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someone's someone's in a lot of trouble
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to that for return address on and
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can I say. I
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can't believe that these pages the
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still coughing up on an overall
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his time as what what I
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commission it's. Not. A
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synthesis of faces Keep paying
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half a century ad by
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the why. I have to
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say I was what's really amazing amount
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of story. Have you told me a
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bloke on a whim? Server and lesbians
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wins as a bike on I discovered
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if Timeless Room said since op. Normally.
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Organs. Able to
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tell they'd be returning. Obsesses. Over
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two hundred thousand, around forty. That guy's
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tied to the back of a did
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say like. This for
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quite a towel. A big you're waiting
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for the to ah of proof glass
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on that front armor wide web address
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on the line Andrew What a visa!
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A higher salaries roof. My.
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And your Idi Amin hundred or so
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my next to nothing causes all doctors
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in the off the talking for. The
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and searched remote and he used a wide
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accelerated down and hot wired to get a
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going on and my mom would hear some
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to live every morning except on morning she
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had stopped. Him. Screen and then
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choose. Walk out the veranda and the
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cards doing donuts on the front lawn.
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Is that it then ran him
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over and then jump over and
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and ran and jumped in the
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car before ready my over again
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and stop the car before it
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are gone. And
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are so I ask. He wasn't driving
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a huge and severe for snowboarding. Right
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now, hundred horses? or why? you're
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just going to keep. Yes you
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have scored you sell tickets to go see Diesel
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he sold. Out so the off all
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day or guy and are you
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by rewarded as you say sorry
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for my of today's edition of
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who's had a short Guy is
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in honor of Anthony Albanese. Got
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the traditional as try and welcome
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at a sporting event by the
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to the sustain crap sweaty prime
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minister the honorable Anthony Albanese the
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deputy be sorted. Into
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as the same Pay him to
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a sporting event. The A know
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what to expect A verities. The
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tradition continues. let's have a go.
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Who else has had a shocker?
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Mj? Well arms this point I
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know we from was hoping to
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earth is some at a press
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conference on Saturday. Or to
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announced plans to running w eyes twenty twenty
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four state election if a person or me.
8:59
Basil. Simplest Ah has been caught on
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a hot more talking about auto into
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a poor about. The. Women's as I've
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been semi formal, Fall being a
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reserves game. Where
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that just innovative? And
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is known to autism. Is
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is going on says I that
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haven't been there for some saw
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saw it as a as had
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a shocker mind you that probably
9:27
bump him up the what are
9:29
the Liberal party. And
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can probably run for late. sixties
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of in previous ah and stuff
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like that or al Aqsa always
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lived said city city map ever
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that on are among the. Best
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what is going to get us all and I
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have of my heart he had some stuff way
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say one more settled F L C Scissors Cats
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his. I nor and that's why a very
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loudly say mocks. All. Yes, when I was
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that would never kill May not only does
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an excellent a difference between listening and hearing
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system. Ah thought on Basil
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Year or Strays new Andrew Tight
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ah up as a lot of
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a half hour of a site
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on what about the blog and
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who farted on the plot of
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our focus is a positive sign
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on apply and I don't know
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retail on of auto to bake
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sale on as a response from
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Phoenix Arizona Today or America Flawed
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a guy turned around applies to
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cause a guy was fighting So
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much so loud said and so
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loud. I just said not when on having it. Says
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sincere. The blinds around Federal Highway
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best that sounds unbelievable be is
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upon us what you eat Hope
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oxygen mask drop from the see.
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humble. evil is is that not as
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the took bad turbulence. A
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mother had lots of and bloody the black box
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recording said Mark as a sunni seven. Days
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at a shocker? You get the idea. One
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super forty five right way. Wanna know who
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else has had a shock I get on
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board. let us know. Prices to be one
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years. Of course we've mentioned Anthony Albanese Bezel
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Simplest have the guy who fall on applying
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the cassette it at hand around twenty somethings
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this. That's why they shouldn't have Guzman and
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guy was of the. A
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guy honestly believe the chili years ago
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to motivate you to ah of when
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I have the story for zoonotic of
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your one. Also like to talk. When
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be a while you've done here
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in the see on occasion. Yes,
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Hi thousands of your time and during
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them eat dinner. The other day of
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the studio seems to have that We
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have someone in the Cia record. That
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know it's with I just. as
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his nose mattress and what you did it
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with mattress new yeah we did what any
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the other day during his about two weeks
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ago when yes. No
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longer you made it as a resident of
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us as yes I certainly hope to also
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to the south or dry. The joneses never
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know what's going on. Saw.
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The Army some had a shot at
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a mall. the armies of has an
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absolute shaka. they've gone into do some
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shopping at warmer Wadi I was shopping
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at Loma, a dive I have no
12:21
idea wailing for him and he bothered
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to. The
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nukes buffalo inside. They.
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they have of has buggy into
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was so the was the horse
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and buggy and was stolen affair
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police wow that involves is very
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low supposed. Allies
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paid size and on the horse
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was ties of. That's how I
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eventually have brought it down as
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as a plural as. Possible
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he was a result of those job
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at all. especially have to disguise is
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so for the big bead. Zip is
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all I'm saying. What
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have you got? All the gods got one
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from the sporting World Forever said he got
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a king. Pay for those isn't working theories.
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He's. Osaka because you got to go ducks
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First, pull out in the two innings
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is of the game or not since
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Ryan Harris and two thousand and ten
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as regards a small.gov dark eyes maggie
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up a bank site runs for the
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guy we we've. That's right. Last
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weekend we dropped good defenses against
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the glass batsman. Twenty two Pretty
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straight razor world. A tacit villagers
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at a successful job. Biden from
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Donald Some thanks to our. I'd
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most I that had the show me
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right I recommend them to do is
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have a can I say this and
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asked if this before I i I
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will be involved in the great a
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scandal in the Us election and it'll
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be in the last forty eight l
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I ever had. It will be huge
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and something will drop. had an old
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sides the course of history of history
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and it'll either be revealed to been
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completely spike that they already added absolutely.
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This is alleged story I didn't talk to a couple of
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days ago. Important to note this is
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fight from a I with Us President Joe
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Biden. Fellow Americans, The
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time has come as rights cannabis
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is now legal nationwide or presidential
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decrees To find your stinky a
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cush, order a cheeseburger on door-five
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or six party talks are real.
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Economy which is that was real.
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That's. My point: I hasn't had a sucker for
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you guys. You'd love this. Not. I don't.
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I've this is I or we're not
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done yet again. you've got who else
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exists still node from overseas? Been with.
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thanks to I quoting some lines from
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the same this movie. Ten things ahead
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about you. Say. The way
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you talk to me and the way you
14:38
cut your hair. I hate the way you
14:40
drive my car. I hate it when you
14:42
stare. But mostly I hate the way I
14:45
don't hate you that even close. not even
14:47
a little bit. Not even at all. Did
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you also say there's a picture
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of posted of him? The frying
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in a to her place Like
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your phone and of course while
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we doing I taylor. Swift size,
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someone's got a deep cycle, and
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Taylor Swift a very explicit shots
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of her. As
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they have been tightened their.
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of Taylor Swift the on is that
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died They cannot be serious to. Evolve.
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Fad address on the Lord Andrew who's at a
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a. Ah,
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my Dad did. Not up and. Saw.
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You that work? and he was decided
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grinding a key on an industrial And
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Rhonda? yeah, And the key
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code. And. Time flying
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back up adding in the face so
15:45
he put his hand up to block
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at on the key heat index finger
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and shouted it leading three screws and
15:52
took the top of the some of
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them all for lager soccer opposite of
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some kind of prose poses her family
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get him. Empty bomb that favorite
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and argument the mittens I guess. Who
16:06
a lot this? We asked the question
16:08
on the so every so often. Who's
16:10
had a shocker? Mj: get the ball
16:12
rolling Homeless guy with greens Way to
16:14
Adam bad his have a shocker because
16:17
he's racked up the mean those year
16:19
in expenses which includes printing and to
16:21
private jets while also campaigning for. Anti.
16:24
Fossil Fuel. Private
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Jets A Private Jets. His.
16:28
Veins zipping around the country.
16:31
One Gabrielle Graves lineup lecturing
16:33
everybody about climate change and
16:35
reasons number duty to abort
16:37
a private jet. Know.
16:39
That says, not compatible. You can be
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getting on a private zip law after
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drink out of a five percent on.
16:48
Come on baby we do a might
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have won a hypocrite of full disclosure
16:52
god no time for the graves by
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add nothing he made to be
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one of those six to one of
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the my to pass. All I do
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is spoil provided against. Ah,
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things for. Nature
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and the Alarm when it suits
17:08
themselves existing. Ah mas Bob Branch
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a version. I was a sad
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when when they have two sides
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assert themselves a very selfish and
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my lecture and they they are.
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Out there a visit exit through
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high school private citizen and said
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wow idea A nice will be
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driving a monster trucks financial put
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of a little flag on a
17:31
monster truck and drove that to
17:33
parliament every day. You are Ndp,
17:35
quit the era liar and you
17:37
can't be trusted and oh you
17:39
do is grandstand and spoil the
17:41
had died have the nation's that
17:44
the A just that I do
17:46
you mentally doing it is a
17:48
higher purpose you're not com. Channel
17:50
you a direct I've known him and sixty
17:52
three thousand dollars in expenses and also this
17:55
on top of the stream and schooling thousand
17:57
dollars in salary. And as
17:59
for hims, That eggnog slime
18:01
crashes into a forest and six
18:03
all fossella burning down the forest
18:05
and thus saving say about harming
18:08
climate zones. Who does not? A
18:10
hybrid of oh wow so far
18:13
as for his face a bombshell,
18:15
A political My sister's split with
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Fixes is all I can't wait
18:20
for you To everyone at every
18:22
press conference that guy holds to
18:24
support a family guy, but he's
18:27
appear you fly on private jets.
18:29
Oh. Wow are toss a
18:31
social her. Food talking about slides and
18:34
Boeing has had an absolute soccer. You know they
18:36
had a couple. Of scenarios where we haven't
18:38
signed hitting towards Sydney in I plunged
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media this been out a dual fly.
18:42
Off the plane that's a major
18:44
investigation in the states or by
18:46
the Federal Aviation Administration and this
18:48
and some really concerning products and
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he sees. Take a listen to
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How Seven Nine News. Correspondent David
18:55
Why would explain the findings as
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mechanics had been using Hotel T.
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Todd's as might seem to such
19:01
a good feel for others. Were
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found using officials told by Saudi
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start to be specific an hour
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to win feeding dogs that was
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a walk down with a with
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a false. As
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as her so that he was
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survey on or saw a Boeing
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apply that heads as. A
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Source. Inside are.
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Now uses of. Has. Admitted another
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developer one of the Boeing are whistle
19:31
blowers are in the states Jon Bon
19:33
it has been sanded. What's.
19:36
Happened to him. Alleged suicide
19:39
recurring. Was.
19:41
Was A about the rebels? Well, he'd
19:43
given some evidence already. It was a
19:46
major whistleblower. I
19:48
borrow implies very very big trouble.
19:51
Lady was safe of the percent
19:53
of those. Won't
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listen, listen to policy. fell asleep that
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one her or ministers. The admit wonderful
20:00
three four three get involved process to be
20:03
have you had a shocker. Do you know
20:05
someone who's had a shelter? We're going to
20:07
do this. Mj what you're thinking: Bombs.
20:10
Well I think Sydney as us as
20:12
a city with have a sofa because
20:14
we retain the time was the cocaine
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capital of Australia of the four hundred
20:19
and four thousand seven hundred and raised
20:21
a set of facts. Father guess what
20:24
Sydney as soon as assuming tasers this.
20:28
Rats as dumb as a man. who's who's who's on
20:30
the news. Lost Odyssey the story went. Look, Similar
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incident. Ninety Six. Celebrate
20:40
achievements. To
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announce the most. Six.
20:57
Wow, that was another nice
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that's so sometimes building until
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seven years was. A
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days at a shock at you. ever think of a small
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any and and pray so mating when you let one rip.
21:08
Hours. A
21:10
day in and say that it's
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is aimed I may have missed
21:15
toss issue as snapped up to
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the plight and peeled one off
21:19
in front of the girls yourself
21:21
play I can I may on
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on match beat it on Sunday
21:26
and site a lot to chef
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may I help fund for supper
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think that big girls have really
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said of in eyes the ties
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killed anyway ah one else ties
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and it apologists. I would
21:39
say the royal family. As. To modify God
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some more harm than a summer's
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so many Go Elsa, What's happening.
21:46
Now there is speculation. The photo they
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released yesterday asked size and wills in
21:51
the car currently believing that she was
21:53
cancelled private appointments. In the
21:55
photo when you look at at the brakes
21:57
don't match the ones in the class. The
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match the ones actually on the wall. If you look at the
22:02
photo it looks. Like has completely dodgy as well.
22:04
As the mothers I thought. I was honestly
22:06
you if I don't have a tendency
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