(I Can’t Get No) SatisfactionOur guarantee to you:Here at Mikiatures.com we strive – or struggle, rather – to make your experience an enjoyable one; or, at the very least, a tolerable one. Each and every Mikiature is initially assessed according to five key criteria: readability, suitability, recordability, fillability and, last but not least, mickability. If successful (i.e. if it meets at least one of the aforementioned criteria), the Mikiature undergoes further exhaustive quality control checks (Tools . . . Count words . . . Save) before making it through to the final production phase (Record . . . Whatever . . . OK).That said, we want you to enjoy this Mikiature in perfect condition. Therefore, if you are not entirely satisfied with it in any way, simply return it to us, stating when and why you were reading and/or listening to it in the first place, and what in heaven’s name you were expecting for such a ridiculously low price. We shall have no choice but to send you a replacement Mikiature free of charge. If you’re not happy with that one, either, you know what you can do with it.Please note that this does not affect your statutory rights (whatever that means).