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you right there, that is real. Eyes in the back.

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It's something, man, you been in the game for a long time, man. Real

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long time, man. So I was uh, 19. How

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was the journey, how was the journey been? It's

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comfortable, man. It's always, it's always worked for me. I find,

2:01

you know, I find comfort in

2:03

the chaos. Once you can do

2:05

that, then you're gonna win. If you can't find

2:07

comfort in the chaos, and I've seen

2:09

people come and go, I can't even remember some of the

2:11

names of the greats in my mind at that time. Like

2:14

this dude is that guy, and then you don't see

2:16

him no more. And you're like, what happened? And it

2:18

has a lot to do with that mirror. You know

2:20

what I'm saying? There's a lot to do

2:22

with that. It seemed like, you know, comedians is

2:24

like, they really out there now, right now,

2:26

you know, recently. I love it. I

2:28

love it, man. It came up and it was crazy. And

2:31

it was like, from

2:33

the interview, we ain't gotta get into dropping names

2:35

from the interview. The

2:38

interview, man. And I had my talks about it. And I

2:40

really don't talk to, I used to talk to TMZ all

2:42

the time, I believe. And they said at one point, me

2:44

and Too Sure, was the most talked to. We leave the

2:46

club all the time. We talk to TMZ. I

2:48

try not to as much because of the, it

2:51

feels like a lot of it be bait and

2:53

a lot of it be, no, not just TMZ,

2:55

but any interviews in most cases, they, you're being

2:57

baited. But I don't believe that was

2:59

happening that day. I think it was the

3:01

barbecue, the barbershop, the whatever, you know what

3:03

I'm saying? So had he had

3:05

that person say my name, even in the light, he

3:07

said some great things about him before, but I'm sure,

3:09

man, in the comedic essence, we always talk shit

3:11

about each other. If you can't handle that, then why are

3:14

we playing, man? The light was shined on

3:16

comedy. And although some of

3:18

the personal stuff was said was, oh

3:22

my, how I heard those things was

3:24

unnecessary, but I don't know

3:26

the history. We don't know the history of anyone

3:29

and how their perception of what happened is,

3:32

you know, what's the real perception? You

3:35

talk to, let's think about it. He was talking about

3:37

stories like that, that, that, first of all, I love

3:39

any stories, whether they be real or not. That's how

3:41

we became of who we are. The

3:43

drug games, the stories, what you heard about, what was

3:46

real, what was fake, what, what, what grabs you, the

3:48

comedies the same way. Stories you hear about rare fox,

3:50

like, did he really do that? He kicked eight bitches

3:52

off the limo? It could have been one, but you

3:54

liked that big fish. Did he really kick eight now?

3:57

I have no idea. Oh, all right. the

4:00

stories. And

4:02

then you're gonna tell it again. If we really talk

4:04

about stories, which is I hate to get into everything

4:06

going on when people get in trouble and everything, and

4:08

I'm talking about old crimes or whatever. Dude,

4:10

you could talk to a nigga right after something

4:12

happened on the news and that

4:15

nigga will embellish or don't remember what happened. Shit

4:17

just happened behind him. Dude, at home he had

4:19

the gun. Did

4:22

you get, nigga shot at me too? Then

4:24

he shot at me, then that bitch almost got shot,

4:26

and that nigga almost got shot. And it's right after,

4:28

so how we gonna take stories that

4:31

are 10 years old and actually take them to heart. And

4:33

I don't wanna get into

4:35

all stories, but his story was, you know

4:37

what I'm saying? It lit the fuse for

4:40

just comedy. We more than

4:42

just comedians. It means something to me about

4:44

this bit. It means something about this joke.

4:46

No one's perfect. Your

4:49

favorite's favorite is that. And you're like, and

4:51

now as a comic, if I'm good, I

4:53

could defend whatever that imagery is of me

4:55

that was been presented. But

4:57

it's some people that you know, just

5:00

comedically and not being on their bad side, that you know

5:02

who nice with their hands in the street. And

5:05

then it's like, you know what I'm saying? If it's court, then

5:07

it's the street ball, niggas. You're like, all right, cool. So I

5:11

was happy that just comedy alone,

5:13

other than the people, when people were hurt or felt,

5:17

cause all these people that were discussed have helped me.

5:20

Have helped me, man. I'm

5:22

talking about Kevin,

5:25

just Kevin, I always talk about Kevin Hart

5:28

was my roommate. But the

5:30

fact he came, the reason he came, because I

5:32

needed help too. I just wasn't ever

5:34

gonna say it. And he was like, yo D, this is

5:36

this, this rent this. I'm being for this number of time.

5:38

I'm out of here. He told me that

5:40

then. So when I hear something like

5:43

someone who I love, like Cat Williams is pretty

5:45

much, I'm only saying his name now because he's,

5:48

I wanna, he is like Mike Tyson to

5:50

us for comedy. Cause no matter

5:52

what happens, you want him to win. Ain't

5:54

that crazy? Like even no matter what you

5:57

like, if Mike said he's fighting tomorrow, regardless

5:59

of everything. You've heard and said, you

6:02

want to watch it. And to

6:05

further that, the knowledge if that's the

6:07

problem works and they're gonna do good in school when I'm

6:10

doing all right now, you know what I'm saying? Even

6:13

now, Holyfield, that was

6:15

a big deal. That

6:17

was removal of old Grace.

6:21

And he sat down with him. Mike

6:25

sat down with Holyfield. That kids not sure you

6:27

had comedy. We were much milder than that. You

6:29

know what I'm saying? Mike tried to bite that

6:31

nigga in like a chicken. He still got some

6:33

of his, like literally some of his DNA, like

6:35

he sit next to him. He

6:39

sit next to him. Basically related.

6:42

And it's more and more bad. You

6:45

know what I'm saying? And they can still work too.

6:47

So I know comedy could be that. And it definitely

6:49

sent the ticket sales up for everybody. The people that

6:51

didn't need sales, which whatever guy on

6:53

the internet with me talking to the goat and

6:56

all that, it was unneeded

6:58

for him at the time. Cause I live in

7:00

both worlds of it. And

7:02

that's what I was trying to convey.

7:06

I have been to the biggest, bigger movies. I've been

7:08

in the, from the 21 Jump Streets to Who Made

7:10

the Potato South. I had fun in both. Who

7:13

Made the Potato South. One of my funnest. Shit. Yeah,

7:16

they do much. Y'all, I love it. I

7:18

love that movie, man. Shit, man. Wanted to do

7:21

part two to this day, no matter what. So

7:23

I'll count away one. But I'm

7:27

saying I've been on both sides. So I

7:29

see the comedians who eat crazy and I've

7:31

made crazy money doing this. But

7:33

I've also had some tough times where I had to

7:35

be helped. So I've lived in both worlds. So when

7:37

I seen it happen right at the split, I

7:40

was able to decipher whether it was good for

7:42

comedy or not. And no one could tell me

7:45

different regardless of what your status is brought upon

7:47

by yourself. How hard

7:49

you've worked, where Hollywood saw you,

7:51

whatever got you where you are

7:53

to be that person. Nothing you

7:55

could do to deter me from

7:58

what my thought process was because I love you. Living

8:00

it when niggas talk

8:02

about being in a club Sometimes

8:04

when they rap in I'll be like you wasn't

8:06

there bro for I'll still

8:09

be out I'm the only comedian that

8:11

beat Dean I don't know the by

8:13

unless they got eight other comments with him or they didn't go

8:15

on to sell it I'd be out bro. Like so I've seen

8:17

and I mean that because Monday

8:19

raised my money that show could just be

8:21

needing $50 And

8:24

I've seen somebody get 30 million

8:26

dollar deals and I've seen this person hurt like

8:29

I'm funny in him and that person I can't judge that

8:31

but what I can do is see Who's

8:33

benefiting from whatever this moment is because I don't live

8:35

in minutes. I live in moments in that moment for

8:38

comedy People

8:40

start researching us. Mm-hmm that

8:43

nigga did wait and nobody and

8:45

people still we don't Blow over

8:47

and it was a band-aid people not paying

8:49

attention to that either. We so worried about What

8:52

comedian got mad just got mad at that which

8:54

I and a lot of times it's none of

8:56

our business not meaning like It's

8:58

the world business when they talk about I'm some comedian. Mm-hmm.

9:01

My uncle not to talking Do

9:03

I think certain if you hear my auntie?

9:11

My auntie is Monique who fed

9:13

me Always

9:15

funny and DL same and also to get

9:17

them Back like you

9:19

laughing. Oh, yeah, but you better not say what

9:21

you thought was funny. Mm-hmm That's they've

9:24

been this right and it bought a light on

9:26

whatever it is And after this because it's all

9:28

out regardless of what was happening and maybe

9:30

to the most part for everyone They'll

9:33

heal we fought We

9:36

see who got her in what instances and

9:38

now we can make some Harlem nights again

9:41

Now we can make greatness again and

9:43

everybody's like, oh they working together Imagine

9:46

some of the people you think got beef if they actually

9:48

put out one song for over we can because you like

9:50

Oh, we got to keep it separate because we don't even

9:52

motherfucker got to keep it separate That's

9:55

just my take on the whole common ship. Okay, nobody

9:57

tell me what I felt and what I thought what

10:01

my perception was when I'm sitting in it, nigga. I'm

10:03

sitting right here watching this shit. I'm like, oh, that

10:06

nigga just sold out. That nigga just sold out.

10:08

People been asking this nigga questions. And

10:11

for a week, we weren't worried

10:13

about everybody and how they ate.

10:16

Everybody, the cocaine dropped in the water.

10:19

Everybody had a boat. The

10:21

cocaine dropped, the cartel didn't show up, and

10:24

all of us was sitting with a boat like, you

10:27

know what I'm saying? It

10:30

was the comedy, you crack, everybody's like, hey,

10:32

what do we do? They can fuck that shit, they

10:34

outta here. You've never seen a

10:36

cocaine movie ever in your

10:38

life where they left the coke. Name

10:41

one. Name one movie where they accidentally

10:43

found some coke and left it. Name a writer somewhere who

10:45

thought nigga, the coke was in the water. We

10:48

leaving with this. Not even me, that's that. If you ever see a movie

10:51

and there's a shootout, you see a nigga take the coke and he walks

10:53

out the room, you be like, he better go back in for the money.

10:56

Does that have a murder? If there's a drug

10:59

deal in the room in a movie, and you see motherfuckers, everybody

11:01

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11:03

run out, you be like, he better go back for the money.

11:05

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11:08

that it was an abundance

11:10

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11:13

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11:15

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11:17

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11:20

both do. And

11:22

then what about this? If you're not about, there's

11:24

no nothing about comedy, and you gonna ask questions

11:26

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11:29

more you get me, the more, you know what I'm saying? And we

11:31

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11:33

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lol talking about with fr thought about it I

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No. One's life was interrupted. People.

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Benefited the most folks a in

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whoever didn't he was already eaten.

14:27

Sorry for. That.

14:29

So you and have a higher was roommates back

14:31

in the day before you got all. Kids

14:34

can. Gather was all male. I we are

14:36

we. This. Was funny to

14:38

like even know and stuff like know

14:41

what a tv deal was and we

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all had development it myself. Court.

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How come I believe I want to nice of videos back in

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a day? This is we talk about. Six. Figure

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the as just sit down and hollywood over.

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Cab. Work for that. We always had

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a festivals and. We. Got money

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to relocate. I already has

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other money for some other stuff. I

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was i thousand about already knew when I

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land and how do I took a one

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those wagons as disappointed that so so it

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game evolves wag and then gave me the

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money to pay it off to condescend to

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do. Both. Way those whose rights

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for less less is deficit puglia take this.

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Put it on that. Don't.

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Do that, kids. Don't

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do that case because when the money ran out

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levant don't do that was hi Matt Garza you'd

15:29

do they give you something in Ottawa zoo take

15:31

that that would they gave you dolt to they

15:33

wanted that they put it next to that They

15:36

knew a nigga with com and net I knew

15:38

I would look as the the lessons they knew

15:40

his skillset Anyway. So we

15:42

are has. We have

15:44

had these the the i had deals so i

15:46

think it was a a good way to say

15:49

mighty cause when he did it would he would

15:51

he mood and i needed and I gotta have

15:53

a house as a guy with our by immediately

15:55

saw that. Guy on some

15:57

money. And. They'd

16:00

and I wouldn't work in his mind and I don't

16:02

know how to the do comical of stuff that I

16:04

was kind of. Like.

16:06

As I was so much or came from I

16:08

I pretty much own everything. I'm a comedy club

16:10

my promotions are taught mobile got more you have

16:12

taught to in his dues dirty shows they'll tell

16:15

you chicago I do mouse or still was he

16:17

out there my own know I am my own

16:19

live nation I'm my own age which was always

16:21

a difficult for me to make deals cause I

16:23

know call the numbers. For

16:26

the so business I this comedy says came natural

16:28

was the real business of it. In

16:30

Austin a pimp or he is dead. But.

16:32

During the process of you know learn is things. You

16:35

learn as you go and than is still a part of the

16:37

machine. So what are at this. The

16:40

knowledge is I've ran a comedy club. All.

16:43

The time of all my name. And.

16:45

I was like this is how want to I want to

16:48

Still. Maintained. His part of

16:50

the business has sort of big a pitcher's.

16:52

If. You go about it this way. A

16:54

you take these you build these blocks. Always

16:56

seen a like that like. And.

16:59

As like now mess don't game area

17:02

in in oh said a nest. Wanted.

17:04

Things and make some brilliant. On.

17:07

Read: you can never hate on a so in essence

17:09

test would. Let. Him be like yo

17:11

Blair split this dude is real quick as when

17:13

I'm when next move on to that was all

17:15

calculated. move them. Now.

17:18

Now. Care. Bc Guede game on

17:20

another level but you can see you say. He

17:23

had a business out of out of it

17:25

has also angry man was angry. Or

17:28

know now mean add a lot to do I.

17:30

You can't blame anybody for which you retain. But.

17:34

I'll say like my relationship with my

17:36

mom was just really crazy. And

17:39

on. We. Search of

17:41

for. When you are

17:43

comfortable I com the hours are always Constables

17:46

is what I do and what comedy is

17:48

comedy and and love. Were.

17:52

Love more work than those. The game the

17:54

same the same rest comedy and making love

17:56

and beer will get. I was like oh

17:58

I'm I'm I'm upset and this is. the

18:00

world I need to live in in order to even

18:03

put up with what was going on at the

18:05

time. What I was trying to face

18:07

and trying to, but I don't like to talk because I'm

18:09

not a soft guy. And not because, like,

18:11

I'm weak, I'm not going to be upset. I'm

18:14

saying, I'm here. So

18:16

to talk about would only be like adding

18:19

extra anchors to this boat that don't

18:21

exist no more than I've been lifting

18:23

up. But I do do

18:25

it to be inspirational, let people know like, your

18:28

parents' lives aren't all your

18:30

life. And

18:33

as black people, we teach our kids all the time.

18:35

We live a lot of places you owe me and

18:37

you really don't. My daughters don't

18:40

owe me anything for them being here.

18:42

You know what I mean? And we feel, we have to, and

18:44

people don't notice that's what's going on with us when we pissed

18:46

too. That's why we go to comedy shows. I want to see

18:48

a nigga talk about some crazy shit because it's like, I'm

18:51

sitting at home. My mom's doing this. My dad, told

18:53

her, she mad at me about this nigga, about

18:56

that, this and that. And we live with it.

19:00

At the same time, I talk so

19:02

much. You got to have the balance of

19:05

knowing who your mom was when she did

19:07

have you. Young woman, your

19:09

dad was a player type motherfucker, whatever that happened

19:12

with that. You do remind her of him. No

19:14

matter what goes wrong, you are for

19:17

her. So all that was happening. And I

19:19

think I was battling with it. It was

19:23

never like fuck Hollywood, but I was like, definitely didn't

19:25

feel like I needed it at one point. All my

19:27

moves I made on my own, almost to this day.

19:29

I could think of a few

19:31

people that helped. I've been in, but

19:33

there's no one who's like, I could dedicate

19:36

this person other than me being in a room. But I'm

19:38

supposed to be here, down to the fucking

19:41

All Star Comedy Gym, the whole Shaq thing.

19:43

Shaq had put me on shows before, myself,

19:45

Shaq. Shaq always did yearly comedy shows. First

19:48

Magic Johnson, I think I had the weekend

19:50

and Shaq did the weekend. But

19:53

I got an email from Jeff Clannigan. It was

19:55

like, yo, come to the All Star. It was an

19:58

invite. I was like, what? The

20:00

All-Star comedy jam I wrote back ain't no All-Star comedy jam

20:02

let's D-Ray on it. He's like yo

20:04

cool How you want to do it? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I want to do

20:06

it. Yeah, Flanagan Jeff

20:08

Flanagan He's the shoot movies and stuff right

20:11

movies TV shows Okay,

20:14

I think he did yeah, yeah, yeah back

20:16

when they hammer going no he was putting

20:18

that yeah, no dog miracle me I think

20:20

I think he still works a

20:22

heartbeat, but I don't want to say it and I know but

20:24

even Kevin I'm part of a lot of stuff. He's a smart

20:27

guy But

20:29

that's how I got on I'm using that as an example.

20:31

That's how that you know Barbarshot

20:33

Tim Story came to see me at the improv

20:35

asked me to come audition actors So

20:38

I was sitting on his side and audition and

20:40

ease and Sherry Shepherd came in a red I

20:42

remember Mike Ealy came in and read and then

20:44

they let me read for Mike's part, but I

20:47

suck And

20:50

then he was like, oh you want

20:53

to be in it and then Fucking

20:55

Ray Ray to fucking and my

20:57

name in the movie was hustle guy I

20:59

went to Cedric in the movie during the movie I said

21:02

I need just to help my comedy call

21:04

me Ray because my name is D Ray said

21:06

call me Ray so people can equate Ray Ray

21:09

to D Ray but my first movie that's always

21:11

I thought anyway I was like, let me put

21:13

my my stamp and shit like that. So most

21:15

of I got a hustle for so I'm not

21:17

saying that The proper

21:19

way and the protocol and what is it?

21:22

I'm just really unorthodox when it come to maneuvering

21:24

through everything You

21:26

know I'm saying life love like I just don't

21:29

I never want to be in a box No

21:31

one to be uncomfortable with some because then I

21:33

don't think I would accept it properly Did

21:35

you was it ever a time, you know when you come

21:37

from the hood, right? We

21:40

we in the hood people in the hood

21:42

is big on always when somebody blessing hit

21:45

They always believed that that pose have been a blessing or

21:47

they believe how do you get that blessing and

21:49

I'm better than him Has that ever

21:51

hit a moment in your career? Will you seeing

21:53

people getting deals or get a big movie or

21:55

get something that you sit back like oh well

21:57

I'm funnier than this nigga. I'm funny that What's

22:00

that ever hit you? Every day I think

22:02

I'm funnier than everybody because I prove it

22:04

daily being funnier than everybody. You know what

22:06

I'm saying? And it's not even that,

22:08

and people gonna be like, oh, whatever, I treat it like

22:10

basketball, like sports, like boxing, like whatever. Whatever you wanna do

22:12

to prove it that you are, you gotta prove it, but

22:14

you won't let me go on stage before you, because you

22:16

know what I do. And if there's any bit of me,

22:21

any bit of my style, anything, my

22:23

air against my, if you've

22:25

taken any of that, I won already. I'm

22:27

not doing a versus against me. That's

22:30

like me going against the people that I

22:32

learned from. I could never do

22:34

a versus against Corey Hocham. I

22:38

watched him, I could never do a versus against Damon

22:40

Williams, however many more minutes I

22:42

think I got more than them now. You

22:44

know what I'm saying? I could never, them

22:46

dudes is like literally like Mike Epps, I

22:48

could never. It's impossible,

22:50

bro. Like, but I want people

22:52

to feel that same way about me. Like, yo, you can't go

22:54

against D-Rae, because come on, bro, like what I did, and

22:57

it's hard to give me credit. Hard to be like, I got this from

22:59

D-Rae. Oh man, he's

23:01

so asshole, he's so this. So

23:03

it's hard to be like, you know what I mean? It's

23:05

like that cousin outside, like, nigga, I

23:08

taught you how to box when I'm outside, you can't let me go in with you,

23:10

because they like, he might fight in here. So I always felt

23:12

like that for a while. But once you recognize

23:14

that part of yourself on your own and nobody forcing on

23:16

you or telling you that, that's what

23:18

I think made me, it to

23:20

myself, how I started viewing myself differently and watching

23:22

out for my own type

23:25

of flaws. But as far as like the whole, I'm

23:27

supposed to be here, there's nobody on earth, there's

23:30

nobody, you're lying to yourself if you don't believe

23:32

that and stop looking at jealousy as such a

23:34

negative word, it's because the way you say it,

23:36

you jealous, if somebody else said it to you

23:39

makes, but if you're jealous, you're

23:41

not jealous and motivated, then you're just sitting in

23:43

the fucked up place. But if you're jealous and

23:45

motivated, like I'm jealous because I should work

23:48

hard enough to be in this place. I

23:51

am this funny, what am I doing wrong to not be

23:53

there? If I am this great, wouldn't

23:55

they want you there anyway? I

23:59

had a girl leaving before. And I'll never forget certain

24:01

statements people said. She was leaving and we were riding

24:03

to the airport. And I was like, she was moving

24:05

from moving back home, from

24:07

trying it out with me. And

24:09

I was like, yo, you don't wanna, I know

24:11

you wanna stay here. I said,

24:13

I know you wanna stay here. We going to the airport. And she

24:15

said, don't you think I would have made up

24:17

an excuse if

24:20

I really wanted to stay here? Mostly I would have found a

24:22

reason. I need my

24:24

hair did one more time. I really wanna stay here. So

24:27

it's that mentality. It's like, do I,

24:29

I almost like it here. You know what

24:31

I'm saying? I don't really wanna stay here. Like either

24:34

you, if you don't like it, you move on. And

24:36

I don't wanna stay there no more. I'm

24:38

tired. I don't want it. I have no more

24:41

excuses. Like there's no excuse for, I've

24:43

been a beautiful nigga since birth. I

24:45

have hands on, I'm hood, I'm fucking,

24:47

whatever the fuck that swag shit's supposed

24:49

to be. And sometimes that puts you

24:51

in bad positions because you're overconfident. But

24:54

if you weren't in comedy in this

24:56

one man often sport, that

24:59

we play along that we fucking pass the ball

25:01

to and we get a chance to. But for the

25:03

most part, we up there by ourself. You're not confident.

25:05

Then who's gonna cheer you on? Cause

25:08

y'all won't. And most of the time when I was

25:10

being cocky, sorry, most time when I was being, I

25:12

was trying to keep myself up because if

25:16

I tell myself, I tell everybody in this room I'm funny, about

25:18

the rocket, I better do it now. And I did

25:20

it every time. I've never said that and

25:22

then didn't do it. I've been fake,

25:24

you know, fake humble, like I don't know how I'm doing tonight.

25:27

I thought watching the kids bomb, I'm about to tear this bitch

25:29

down just to, no, the bitch

25:31

is like, whatever. But for

25:33

the most part, nah, man,

25:36

never, but you would, once again, you would not be

25:38

human if you can't say, just go back to it,

25:40

I am good. I

25:42

should be in that place. That's what sports wouldn't be sports if you

25:44

didn't think you should be in that, what

25:46

am I doing wrong to not be in that position?

25:49

And there's enough room for

25:51

everybody too. I'm gonna say

25:53

right, you

25:55

know, for you to grow up

25:57

in the conditions that you grew up in, you know, it ain't

25:59

no... secret your mom was on drugs you always put

26:01

it out there you know what I'm saying to

26:05

grow up in a position like that and

26:07

still had a confidence to

26:10

believe that I'm that nigga

26:13

you the real MVP you

26:15

feel what I'm saying because the

26:18

easiest thing would have been to tap out man

26:21

my back against the wall God don't love me

26:23

and nobody loved me my mom on drugs I

26:25

might can't get that the clothes that everybody else

26:27

with the easy thing would have been to tap

26:29

out fuck it I'm gonna go and be a

26:31

crash dummy I'll run up in some

26:33

way go to jail get killed yeah man she

26:36

I think this is

26:38

gonna sound wild man my mom was confident

26:45

she never like

26:47

she never was like it's a man

26:49

I'm getting to it now but you

26:52

know so

26:54

I think a lot of that strength bro like I

26:56

just was mad at her for not being stronger than

26:58

X I remember the discussion I don't know if I

27:00

ever said this on TV you know what I remember

27:02

I was trying to sneak asked me about crack I already

27:05

knew that stuff existed I mean she was like they

27:07

got this little drug and I remember I remember the

27:09

nigga that person's like and I said don't do that

27:11

shit I remember that I'm gonna be in the kitchen

27:13

and saying it like it was quick but wasn't I

27:15

didn't curse I was like no mom like cuz I'm

27:17

familiar I'm out in the bottom like she talking about

27:19

like sounded crazy and then whatever

27:22

months later whenever I end

27:24

up seeing it but

27:27

she still was like she still got done and there's

27:29

a such thing as a function and addict because I

27:31

did it with my life I did it with the

27:33

loves of my life I did it with gambling in

27:35

my life I did it with

27:37

gambling about self many nights you know I'm

27:39

saying and a

27:42

lot of times we are like I said earlier I'm comfortable in the

27:44

chaos but a lot of us are addicted to the chaos and I

27:46

think that although that

27:49

was existing she still had this like you

27:51

were I was more scared literally still of

27:53

her like then any

27:55

of the gang shit at the time I was still worried she

27:58

she locked the door it's crazy like, I'm

28:01

gonna lock this motherfucking door. I shoot

28:03

through all that kind of shit. But

28:05

she also, no

28:07

one was like, I didn't hear it, hear it

28:09

until I got a little older about the whole all

28:11

the things that was happening. Because I think I was

28:14

just kind of, you know what I'm

28:16

saying? Like just moving. I'm not going even...

28:20

A sad talk to my aunt, who

28:22

I love, Auntie Dee Dee. And one

28:25

day she just discussed people to me. And I wish I'd

28:27

have listened to her then. Like I can hear it so

28:29

clear now. It's just like, she's

28:31

still a person. And as a person, you

28:34

make all these decisions and

28:36

you self sabotage.

28:38

And that's what drugs, that

28:41

part of it is. Like wanting to not even

28:43

be here, but be here. So

28:46

I never worry about my mom, never worry

28:48

about my mama tapping completely out, taking herself

28:50

out. Because once she's too nosy to

28:53

die like that, she's not the kind of person

28:55

that wants to kill herself. Because she's like, your

28:58

auntie might get a new... She won't worry about me

29:00

buying one, she's new card. She feel like if she

29:02

died, she'd be like, what you about to

29:06

do for me? That's a

29:08

real black ball, man. She doesn't want

29:10

it back. She's too nosy to die.

29:13

I ain't got it. No, she's too

29:15

nosy to die. So I haven't said

29:17

that. I hope that auntie don't get

29:19

offended, but they know what I'm talking

29:21

about. Because that's what we're dealing with

29:23

lately. Like it ain't like... I

29:26

can't go, he gonna buy me

29:28

a fucking car. I gotta stop

29:32

this. That's crazy. Hence the little

29:34

motherfucker car. I raised that boy.

29:36

I was the only one who

29:38

made that motherfucker. That it was

29:40

shit. My son out there all

29:42

over. He said it like that.

29:44

Nigga, my sister-in-law would

29:46

call me son one day. My

29:48

boy was like, I'm not a

29:51

pussy. You eating your little

29:53

candy, man? I think I was... I'm not my

29:55

mother. I ain't supposed to be cool now, y'all.

29:57

I'm about 40 years in and this fight is

29:59

over. over. But

30:02

yeah, man. So she wasn't there. So I think I

30:04

think I don't want to take away from that. Like

30:06

I did everything myself as far as the conf on

30:08

this part, the con. My cause my, my

30:10

sister, my brothers and my father, they all, my

30:13

sister taught me like the fly shit. She was

30:15

on me like be fly. Pokin.

30:17

No, no. My sister Ursula. Pumpkin taught. Pumpkin taught me not

30:19

to trust. This my youngest is the two as far as

30:21

like trunched, but you got a lot of motherfuckers around you.

30:23

My mom, I had put it cause my

30:25

mom, she dealt with a lot of my moms because she was

30:27

younger. She dealt with all of us. So

30:29

she's out there out there. So she

30:32

knew like back against the wall

30:34

with the, who these niggas is, who the new drug dealer niggas

30:36

is. I'm, you know what I'm saying? I'm,

30:38

I'm certified. I'm in, I'm like, I ain't worried about nothing

30:40

like that. She's like, no, these little niggas shooting everybody. Like,

30:42

so she was the first person in that, but all my

30:44

sisters, my brother, like they was like building

30:46

me into this machine dog. And I just

30:48

was able to collect information. And I don't

30:50

know if that, like that's, I don't know if people out there in your family could

30:52

do that, but I was able to,

30:55

and since I can collect information, I was putting the position

30:57

to power. I felt like it's my responsibility

30:59

in most cases to help as much as I could, like

31:01

on that level. You know what I'm saying? I'm not, I'm

31:03

not a dumb dude. I'm not going to be like, you

31:05

call me anytime, call boots anytime when we get it done.

31:07

No, but it's, it's the, who

31:09

needs it more. The prioritizing moves up the role

31:12

of mom, dad, sister, brother, people try to put

31:14

that name over the priorities or people needing their

31:16

life. And they ain't how it go. Your brother's

31:18

doing all right. You are my nigga. I don't

31:20

want to have to worry about you. The

31:23

actor told me a long time ago, I was like, you

31:25

never hit me back dog about these. I'm trying to learn

31:28

about this, this, it

31:30

was part of the role. He's telling me to make

31:32

three, something about acting and how I make, I

31:35

ad lib a lot. As you could tell, I'm talking now ad

31:37

lib a lot. And sometimes like, sometimes you overdo it, but learn

31:39

how to, I'm trying to reach him about it. Like dog, before

31:41

we shoot again, tell me like, yo, you

31:43

like me dog. When I get to me, I'm going

31:46

to talk to you. I got so much

31:48

stuff going on ahead of us that

31:51

I don't handle my, my brother's doing this muscle doing that down when

31:53

I get to us. So that's what I put

31:55

that in my life too. Like who needs this shit

31:57

right now? Like that becomes your brother. That becomes your

31:59

cousin. Your mom's role, your mom is good.

32:01

She and her auntie Tulu steps up now.

32:03

She need a couch, she need the, and

32:06

that's how you keep that balance. Nobody

32:08

crosses that line, you keep it right here. You gotta

32:10

move people back and forth within our life.

32:12

Cause all we do is say yes. Soon as

32:14

y'all got this shit, nigga y'all phone was crazy.

32:17

Uncomfortable cousins, like, and you, the bad part, it's like,

32:19

I ain't talk to them, but this little bit might

32:21

help them. Help them ask for something else. Yep,

32:23

yep. That's all you did, you put that nigga

32:26

in the car, now he can drive to you, put him in the

32:28

house, now he live next door. I'm telling you,

32:31

give a nigga a car, you gotta give him

32:33

a game. Double bass or something. Yeah, that's good.

32:36

Look, look, Wilew pointed at you, that was

32:38

the best game you, It

32:43

ain't never enough. I did my Wilew in the middle of the

32:45

snow the other day, it's pretty nice, try to tag him, and

32:47

I don't want to be too thirsty. You told him to tag

32:49

him, man. I'm supposed to, man. We did a, I was running,

32:51

man, it was cold as hell out there, I was doing it,

32:53

dude, no matter how cold it did. Oh my God, I was

32:55

freezing out there, I was like, he be doing these for real

32:57

too. Guess what, that was the last one.

33:00

He be doing that shit for real. It snowed a lot

33:02

the next day, and I refuse to go be re-inspired.

33:04

I ain't even gonna get inspired by my video. I'll

33:06

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34:55

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34:57

you. But it was like a lot

34:59

of people was trying to discredit them. And

35:01

then now you see them just doing their thing. And

35:03

I see that. I

35:06

didn't see you on tour with them, doing your

35:08

thing, embracing them, showing them love. Did

35:13

you ever feel anything personally? Was

35:15

you hearing the whispers of people trying

35:18

to discredit them? Oh, man, if you don't do a comedy

35:20

club, you're not a real comedian. That shit on the internet

35:22

don't mean nothing. It was

35:24

a big thing. And it was like, oh, these motherfuckers

35:26

funny. This

35:28

conversation is so long

35:31

and in depth. It's almost impossible

35:33

to make it a short. Oh,

35:37

man. Responding short. Initially, in watching it, I

35:39

don't like cheat comedy. I don't do cheat

35:41

comedy. What is cheat comedy? Cheat comedy is,

35:44

if you see in Comic View, and then

35:46

you'll do a skit to that

35:48

comedian's joke. Now, the new world has

35:50

never seen that comedian's joke. And

35:53

here you come with a skit. And now you make all this money.

35:55

And you don't even shout the guy out. You don't give him no

35:57

love. You see that happen? Yeah. I

36:00

see my joke as memes all the time. When I

36:02

was, we used to do this thing at Riddles Comedy

36:04

Club in Chicago, where we did this game called Snaps,

36:07

where all the comedians talk about each other at the

36:09

end. So at the end, Corey Hogan used to kill

36:11

people. He had these jokes that was like, kind of

36:13

like the way rappers rap now. He'd do this thing,

36:15

he'd be like, your mom's gonna suck in the snowman's

36:17

dick. That bitch a snowblower in the thought

36:20

process. And I was like, can I battle this nigga with

36:22

your own style? Then everybody's like, Damon, I know, you can't,

36:24

you can't battle with the same style. So I

36:26

made a joke. And to this day, that joke

36:28

is in like, this

36:30

joke was written by D. Ray Davis. Your momma got one

36:32

eye, one leg, they call her aha. You've heard it. You've

36:35

heard it, it's a kids book. But nobody accredits

36:37

me to it. There's some books everywhere, it's everywhere.

36:39

But if you find somebody, be like, who wrote it? And then somebody

36:41

tried to contest it, find a nigga that did it then. Cause you

36:44

can't, cause I'm sitting there telling you, with

36:46

Corey Hogan, and Corey looked at me that night and

36:48

said, I can't believe that bullshit worked. That's his exact

36:50

words. And when I was telling the

36:52

story, years later, I said, we were on stage and

36:54

I did this joke. And Corey, this 10 years later,

36:56

he goes, ah, I'm joking. So that's how I know,

36:58

you know what I'm saying? It resonates within me, but

37:00

I get no credit for that joke. That's

37:02

why I love music. I love that I

37:04

sat with Jay-Z and my brother, and

37:07

all my brother's sample said was, allow

37:10

me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hope.

37:13

And Jay-Z wanted a 99 one split. And

37:16

I liked how that sounded. It sounded crazy

37:18

in the room, Luda's shock, everybody like, man,

37:20

what the hell going on? But to

37:22

me, he wanted all

37:24

of what he felt. And

37:27

I didn't know what that was worth. And comics don't get that. Whether

37:31

Joe Benrito told me before. So I felt

37:33

like at that time it was happening. It was a

37:35

lot of people acting out comedians jokes.

37:39

And so then I started looking more into it. Oh

37:42

shit, I never thought about that. I started looking more into it, and started seeing

37:44

the guys who were just funny. And them the guys

37:46

I was expecting. The original guys, the DC

37:48

Young Flies. It'd be

37:50

Simone who grew into it. Jess Hilarious. Beast. Beast.

37:55

Listen, the people that know, that's willing

37:57

to play the game. Cause the one was like switching

37:59

sports. We'd laugh at people switching sports. I

38:02

saw the Gilly probably years ago, when

38:04

Eric Surman was sending me 50 beats, when

38:07

Ye was rapping to me when I'm in Miami,

38:09

because John Monop had helped me

38:11

get my situations, you know, it was just

38:13

trying to help me then. This

38:15

boy rapping and I'm like, and

38:17

if I tried it, which is, I

38:21

really get into it now, but the fact how things

38:23

come full circle is pretty dope. You know what I'm

38:25

saying? And, sorry, I

38:28

got a little excited for a second. Vultures,

38:31

but I got a little excited for a second. He

38:33

was in his MC band. Vultures. But

38:37

I think that I wasn't giving them

38:39

the opportunity to ask for it, and

38:42

that you learn. We grow with everything we do. In

38:45

Chicago growing up, you'd be like, oh, that

38:47

dude, he's gay, he's this and that,

38:49

and you'd be, because your brother's nearby. Then you get

38:51

around somebody and they're like, I don't give a

38:54

shit about you liking me or not.

38:56

I don't like you either. I like, you like that, and

38:58

you'd be like, you learn, we

39:01

learned. Come

39:03

on, man, outside every day, we're walking down the street from

39:05

what we seeing, and I'm not gonna say, we're not gonna

39:07

blame shit on music. We just talking about what we used

39:09

to hearing. Hey, bitch, hey,

39:12

get older, hey, these women don't play

39:14

that shit. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

39:16

da. Why? I've

39:20

learned something. Now I can act different.

39:22

That's why I believe in people, I believe in the reform

39:24

system. That's why I believe in, not some niggas just can't

39:26

change, but you know what a nigga is. So,

39:30

I feel like it's the same thing with the new

39:33

comics, the guys who really wanna get into it, and

39:35

the people that do the research, King Batch did

39:37

the research. Can't

39:40

be mad, I can't be mad, it's the whole,

39:43

I had to walk 20 miles to school in

39:45

order to learn that shit. I

39:47

get it, because I worked in the basements,

39:49

man, at the comedy clubs. I did hair

39:51

on top, I did, I did, in the

39:53

salon, I did comedy on a crate in

39:55

a hair salon. I stood on a

39:57

crate, man. Five dollars.

40:00

Bro. Ooh,

40:02

dry as well. Ooh. He's

40:04

killing jokes and shit. So when I'm trying, yeah,

40:06

man. I did one show, the dude, I drove

40:08

all the way to Haydow, Missouri, six

40:11

hours for $200. These

40:13

are the things comedians, like, you ain't do that. So I get that

40:15

part of it. It's like, and they had

40:17

to stop dancing to bring me on stage. It wasn't no

40:20

stage. It's like, everybody stop. We got

40:22

a comedian. That's how niggas brought me

40:24

up. Niggas were literally walking past me, and you're

40:26

eating wings and shit. So you feel like, oh,

40:28

you ain't go through that. But

40:30

shit, the women that get what they get now because they

40:32

smart had to go through the whole

40:35

money days. Yeah, and

40:37

you got to understand too. Shit, I mean, shit, you

40:39

know what I'm saying? Shit, I don't want to hear

40:41

about it. I get it though. It's the

40:43

same. Jordan was dunking in the knees. LeBron

40:46

gets his ankle massaged

40:48

every day. Like, I wish Jordan, I wish I did have these

40:50

thoughts, you know what I'm saying? Once

40:54

again, Kevin Hart, get on Twitter, D-Ray. Get

40:57

on Twitter. I'm going to fuck with Twitter. He was

40:59

gone. They ain't even was gone on

41:01

that motherfucker. I want my information to

41:03

huck that like that, nigga. That's how that feels, catching the

41:05

Twitter shit. That's how you know I think

41:07

it's first stop of a Twitter nigga. I'm writing no package

41:09

of nothing. Now I'm looking niggas. I'm sitting in court right now.

41:12

I can't believe this shit. Nigga's

41:16

going to lie from jail now, nigga. Yeah,

41:23

but I'm not mad at them, man.

41:26

I feel like if

41:28

something's... Don't be so gone that you can't

41:30

be corrected though. Don't be so... That's in

41:32

any aspect. Now starting to people come let me know, this sounds

41:34

like that. This sounds like that person. Because I

41:36

can't be mad at them and I was out here on my

41:39

mic caps, on my Cuyahoga, on my... You

41:41

know what I'm saying? Damon Williams on my... Whatever. You

41:44

know what I'm saying? That's how they felt when

41:46

I came in. But let's not forget the songs.

41:48

What is it? Video

41:51

Kill the Radio Star? Mm-hmm. Is

41:54

That it? Is that the record? Something Like

41:56

that. Video Kill The Radio Star. That

42:00

in it is a are your doggy bag and about

42:02

it was a classic. For

42:04

who's using that. Of. Give us on

42:06

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42:08

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43:51

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43:53

new stuff happened. even though your like

43:55

it happen in. My. Grad day

43:57

from Roseville. Theodore Day. it.

44:01

He was a real grandpa. He had cassettes.

44:03

I mean, cassettes, we had beta, then he

44:05

had VHS. And that was big to him

44:08

to have that already. So he'd sit there

44:10

and watch it. And one day I came

44:12

over there with a CD. CD

44:14

player in the CD. I said, I mean, a DVD player in a

44:16

DVD. My granddad said, what's that?

44:18

I said, it's your same movie. It's on this.

44:21

And he said, Oh, that thing looks

44:23

sharp. That thing looks like a slice. That thing looks like it

44:25

in break. That thing. And I'm like, granddaddy, I'm

44:27

telling you, I don't know why. Speaking of Mike.

44:30

He's like, Oh, I don't want to watch it. Sorry about that. I know

44:32

about it too. So my grandfather said, now

44:34

bring him his DVD player and a DVD. And he's sitting

44:36

there. He's like, I don't know what else. He's got the

44:39

little DVDs. Like I don't, I don't want to watch this.

44:41

I don't, I don't, it's going to scratch. It's going, whatever

44:43

he's finding reasons not to, I'm not trying to convince him.

44:45

It's like a record player, whatever I can say to make

44:47

him look at it. Finally put it in. He watched it.

44:49

He likes it, but he's finding reasons not to like his

44:51

theory. Like it's the same movie, but it's this one

44:54

day I bought him over there. A DVD

44:56

with five movies on one DVD player.

45:00

Fucked him up. That's what they did. Like

45:02

first I was like, Oh, I don't know about the

45:05

internet guys. Then them niggas start dropping out

45:07

the sky and doing magic shit on there. And

45:09

I'm like, how the fuck did he, how

45:11

the fuck did he change clothes with a new

45:13

side? Be like, Oh, then we'll Smith said,

45:15

you know what? I'm gonna

45:18

get in this shit. And that's when niggas like, all

45:20

right. Hey, we got it. If

45:22

Will Smith, come on, man. This is perfect. I think

45:24

it's both bars up. Bars

45:28

up. Podcasts, they got,

45:30

I'll find, they look successful, can rap

45:32

when you feel like it. But

45:35

me, I always was a part

45:37

of all the social media. You

45:39

probably from MySpace. You know

45:41

what I mean? I will always was on

45:43

there. You like little dude, little dude, ball

45:45

guy, whatever's new. He got it. That he

45:47

moved like an old man. Like he moved

45:50

us. If you talk to him, it's like

45:52

a, but he got everything new. The goggles,

45:55

the bow, he had that thing, whatever the thing be on the

45:57

water, you'd be floating in there. kid

46:00

got everything man. I fucked with

46:02

the wall. Yes we do. Now

46:04

right now who

46:07

you really feeling that came up through the internet? The

46:10

younger cats. Who

46:12

you feeling? The ones I'm on

46:14

tour with DC of course proved itself.

46:18

Mojo. Mojo.

46:20

Mojo is funny. He is a nut. Mojo

46:22

is funny man. That's it. The people naming

46:24

him I could do but I don't want

46:27

them. Somebody might name somebody you don't think

46:29

is you. Oh shit. Don't

46:31

say that name. But for the most part I

46:33

think I

46:36

haven't got a chance to see some of the people that people are

46:38

saying like some of the people I haven't seen. Desi without a doubt.

46:41

Desi is funny. But Desi I

46:43

felt like they were always in. I felt like they were

46:45

in comedy and they were like let me

46:48

do something else too. Like

46:51

country Wayne. I think all those guys were

46:53

like sitting in like you know

46:55

already into the comedy game. And a lot

46:57

of these guys shout out to them. They

46:59

introduced new business models. Easily.

47:01

New ways to get this paper. You

47:04

know and it's like you got to salute

47:06

them because they added stuff to even the legends could

47:08

do to get some more money. And

47:10

revenue streams that wasn't even there outside of just

47:12

going into a club. They showing you

47:14

how to make money on Instagram and

47:16

Twitter and this and Twitch and

47:20

they showing you all types of

47:22

ways. You know. And I'm sorry

47:24

go ahead. I just really believe

47:26

that the best model for anything

47:28

whether it's comedians the rappers no

47:31

matter basketball players the I

47:34

always think the best formula is for the older

47:36

guys to take the approach of that. I don't

47:38

want to compete with you. I'm going to eat

47:41

with you. You know what I

47:43

mean. Because 10 times

47:45

out of 10 the young niggas be looking

47:48

up to the old head. Yeah.

47:50

And they'd be respecting the old head.

47:52

It'd be the old heads that be

47:54

fucking the bind up between them and

47:57

the young niggas because the

47:59

young niggas have no reason to hate on

48:01

the old head. Y'all came before a

48:03

time that was before me. I'm not

48:05

competing against you. If anything, I got

48:07

an issue with my peers. The

48:10

niggas I compete against. I'm not competing against

48:12

you, OG. I respect you. I love you.

48:15

But then the OG's don't show the same

48:17

love and respect down and that's what makes

48:19

the young niggas be like, man, fuck them

48:21

old niggas, man. But

48:23

when you an OG and you take the approach of,

48:25

nah, nephew, I love what you got going on through

48:27

this shit. You remind me of

48:30

myself, you didn't, I don't want to compete with

48:32

you. I want to eat with you. They always

48:34

going to be like, let's go OG. I'll fuck

48:36

with you because you want to let it be.

48:39

But you also have to see, because letting everybody,

48:41

me, I open arms to everybody and we

48:44

do have this wall up. You do have

48:46

this, let's put it

48:48

like this, the gatekeepers, as they say.

48:51

I've been loving how this has been feeling, man. Talk

48:54

about the gatekeepers. We

48:57

are all gatekeepers of

49:00

our own comfort. We

49:02

do it all the time. So if somebody on

49:04

a bigger scale do it to you, you feel uncomfortable, but

49:07

you do it all the time. This is our

49:09

gate. My Monday raised night is my night,

49:11

my show, and I want to be comfortable

49:13

there. Kevin Hart does a

49:16

million movies and the reason he puts the people in the movies he

49:18

wants to work with during that time, because whatever situation he had with

49:20

him prior to that, and this dude was one of my best, me

49:22

and Kevin ain't no movie together, but I know how

49:24

I made people feel at that

49:26

moment. I can't expect you just over your

49:29

door. That is your gate to keep. That

49:31

is your place of comfort. That's your bed.

49:33

And when you are comfortable to let somebody

49:35

into your yard before you let them into

49:37

your home, that's what everything is. So just

49:39

because somebody has this, we

49:42

all sit and rest in that. That's

49:44

one. So I'm

49:46

not knocking them saying, hey, I'm

49:48

going to take my time before I just let

49:50

this person come into this world we've worked and

49:52

created. Sometimes people come in and pull the wrong

49:54

jang out and it's a clear way

49:56

to win. And they, you're like, oh man, I wouldn't expect

49:59

to not, you know. I'm saying, but

50:01

as far as the like opening the door and

50:03

in teaching, I believe in that. I believe you

50:05

think somebody could learn and be better. You'd be

50:07

like, oh, bro, I saw what you did. You

50:09

rocking that shit. Don't forget about

50:11

that. Or, hey, man, I seen you said you ain't

50:14

know who Wu-Tang was. Bro, can

50:16

you please do me a favor? It's just we not you.

50:18

We're so aggressive for what we had to fight for. We

50:20

don't know the next generation don't have to fight as hard.

50:23

So we, we're coming like, we're already like,

50:25

yo, yo, he did my job. And your boy come through

50:27

the door. Yo, I just heard your beat. On

50:29

what? Show the guy down down. Nigga,

50:31

what? Nobody call me. I ain't know what

50:33

your beat. I heard when I was little, I was four. Your brother ain't

50:35

tell you? No, I'm talking to my brother dad. Oh, shit. Well,

50:38

nigga, it's my beat. Nigga, tell your people to get at me. All right,

50:40

they get at you. Tell your people to get at me. All right, they

50:42

get at me. Hey, oh, hey, hey, little, hey, little mama. Oh, hey, what's

50:44

up, dog? Oh, what's up, my nigga? Hey, nigga.

50:47

You told me yesterday. I got high.

50:49

Mm-hmm. I got high. I

50:51

got high. I got high. Hey, nigga, you

50:53

told me yesterday. I got high. Mm-hmm. You

50:56

know what I'm saying? It's that. So

51:00

I'm saying, I know I just told the whole book

51:02

a lot, but at the end of the day, it's

51:04

difficult when it comes, if

51:06

you're not getting information correctly. We already been fucked

51:09

over by a lot of the people that control

51:11

a lot of our shit. That's just the truth.

51:13

It's hard to get our own shit fighting

51:16

for our shit. That's clearly my voice,

51:18

clearly my shit, because I didn't know what I was

51:20

signing at the time. It's already that.

51:23

So now you got to fight. So your only liaison to get

51:25

at that person to be upset with them is to be like,

51:27

just talk to them. Like, you can't talk to the boss, man.

51:29

It's like, let me talk to you. You

51:31

know what I'm saying? So it may come off like that. As

51:34

far as creativity goes, you're absolutely right. People

51:37

come through the door, some shit I know, motherfucker heard,

51:39

some motherfucking... But

51:42

a lot of the young dudes do call you old

51:44

without doing research first. Mm-hmm. Like,

51:47

literally, if I say one thing about a comedian, this

51:49

dude was clearly his mother says him.

51:52

I skit as a... As a...

51:54

As a... I do more than my jokes, I say,

51:56

hey, bro, you got to get at me, man. How about me, man? I ain't...

51:59

You know what I'm saying? and how you do it, damn,

52:01

one time, something. It's my

52:03

whole, that's my, that's my, just let the young

52:05

people know. Cause you're not teaching

52:07

them. That I'm trying to tell you something that something you don't

52:09

know about. Something you don't know about, you swole the teacher and

52:12

that's something else we don't fucking do as black people. My daughters

52:14

are funny. They're gonna be funny. They don't have to, it's gonna

52:16

have to be their job, but then they need to know it.

52:19

White people always pass their jobs down. You can

52:21

fuck with you, yeah, see what you wanna do.

52:23

And that's great, but you're gonna be a welder

52:25

first too. You're gonna change this oil,

52:27

you're gonna know how to fix this house. We

52:30

don't do that, look at his leg, he can dance. He

52:33

gonna dance, that niggas, you know what I'm saying?

52:35

Your whole life you didn't put carburetors in, you

52:37

can do it with your blabber, but you want

52:39

him, he gonna dance, nah, he gonna do these

52:41

carburetors and he gonna dance the same time. Just

52:43

so you can have that. Cause we need to pass down

52:45

that knowledge too. And I think a lot of that is

52:47

not given to the youth when

52:50

we telling them why we're mad. Why

52:53

are you, like, you know, we seen recently

52:55

like old rapper,

52:58

young rapper, and it's like, fucking

53:00

not finna listen to you, especially when you got, it

53:03

gotta be how are you delivering information? So

53:05

that's all, but you right, it's why opening the

53:08

door, letting young people in, letting them, but

53:11

you gotta teach what's happening otherwise. The

53:16

comedy game itself dies, so you got it, there's

53:18

that book and you have to definitely say the

53:20

points, the three steps of comedy, the three, like

53:22

the beats and how, you know, writing, and it's

53:24

your joke and your material and being creative and

53:26

what can sound similar to someone. So

53:28

that's important too. I understand you

53:30

said the gatekeepers, they gatekeeping of, you

53:33

know, of their own peace. But

53:36

at the end of the day, man, if,

53:43

I'm somebody that come from the ghetto, right?

53:46

Okay. I'm

53:48

not speaking on Kevin Hart, but just say Kevin

53:50

Hart, for example, he came from Erie Avenue, he's

53:52

from the ghetto, somebody like that, you know what

53:55

I mean? And then you get to be,

53:58

you know, big. The

54:00

huge you get to be this person. You.

54:03

Know. For. Me

54:05

if. I see somebody

54:07

this. Up in Common. All.

54:10

I gotta do is think they funny. that

54:14

is I don't give of why don't want to

54:16

give the always try not to get into is

54:19

where most people of the with somebody about good

54:21

jealousy i know what you mean know cause I

54:23

do our like I said earlier we discuss an

54:25

improv. Sometimes. I don't even

54:27

know if they're gonna be fiat currency peninsula people

54:30

I work a role where people come work in

54:32

a just get a Hollywood are often of lead

54:34

people on who they would never see because when

54:36

I first got to the approx it wouldn't let

54:38

me. Last days went to China, pay the promoter

54:41

some Chicago dues now and I told him I'm.

54:44

You. Have no idea We know that goes days.

54:47

When I first went hosted it also knows what am.

54:49

I got ten thousand flyers made and put him everywhere.

54:52

I. Will get rid of me now. They could

54:54

bloodline Florida by. he's serious about be any worse.

54:56

So open to do as I get on seen

54:58

as far as people call and somebody a gatekeeper.

55:01

For your position you also not of

55:04

wrangle and handle people come as you

55:06

who act like you. You. See have

55:08

to be easy Go thousand people you know where he

55:10

when he goal is a lot of muslims you your

55:12

line was lion. So.

55:14

Our gates the wolf the did we do allow

55:17

and I'm saying they the silicone for dogs do

55:19

my job tommy like that but the mumbai that

55:21

i made the on some other negative came with

55:23

a nigga that you can't. Of

55:25

course. Is gonna be up Some Is Gabi up to me? If.

55:28

I want to help that person An abacus. Some.

55:31

Much are we how we are not. you notice

55:33

my you know to you know when I mean

55:35

potential I just counted. I mean it could make

55:37

it out of ai brand manager somewhere be so

55:39

them away right? Bud. Man,

55:42

you've you've opened that you. Sometimes you open a

55:44

gate and. Without. Read

55:46

their card and. You.

55:48

Move so far and a house name you open

55:50

in the game. No more. Was.

55:52

About see for me sometimes you have

55:54

a gay rights okay their person may

55:56

don't work as part of life so

55:59

that mean with. you try to give

56:01

a person an opportunity and it didn't

56:03

work. Now you go further and further

56:05

and further away from giving motherfuckers an

56:08

opportunity that don't make no sense to

56:10

me. Because I'm just saying, God

56:13

put me in a position, right? To

56:15

be able to put some motherfuckers on, that's

56:19

the position I gotta play. I gotta

56:21

put motherfuckers on. That's

56:23

just how I feel. I have no choice in my

56:25

life but to do that because of me being a

56:27

host, everybody I'm around, if you talk to any comedian,

56:30

every time you interview them, who talk to me, they

56:32

gonna say, when I talk to D-Ray, I don't give

56:34

nothing but, nothing but

56:36

advice, nothing but trying to

56:38

understand them. This, I, but

56:40

that's our superpower we're able to. Some

56:42

people can't handle them people. So them

56:44

people mad at the wrong people. People

56:46

are choosing, people are like groceries, man.

56:48

You're trying to stick a freezer

56:51

nigga in the motherfucking fresh produce. That

56:54

dude ain't gonna hear your conversation. Some

56:56

people need translators. I got a homie

56:58

that we all know, that's a brilliant

57:00

genius, music and everything. But sometimes

57:03

we need a translator because some of the things that

57:05

get said, be probably what

57:07

he meant, but it's said in

57:09

a different way, change a few words around, it'll make

57:11

sense. And those, some of them big gatekeepers can't hear

57:13

you. So we in our position is next

57:15

to be like, yo, cause I, dog, we were talking

57:17

about it. Dog, we were talking about

57:19

it, who I am, and all I've done and all I've

57:21

been in and all I've helped. If

57:24

I was to be upset about it, you know what I mean, man?

57:27

But I refuse to believe somebody is not, somebody is able

57:29

to stop me from one

57:32

nigga. I've always had a gate. Nigga, even

57:34

when I had the rest of the fence, to

57:37

myself, nigga, I always had my own motherfucking, but

57:40

I understand and the people that's able to accept

57:42

you, the John Singletons of the world. When

57:44

John was like D-Ray, I know how he get, I know how

57:46

he is, I still want him on set. No

57:48

matter if anybody else feel like

57:51

he might, he might, come

57:53

on. What, what, Lena

57:55

Waithe. It was

57:58

a conversation, it was nothing, she was Like. Yeah.

58:00

Know you always only name is was able to. Something.

58:03

Me as i say somebody get upset but the

58:05

depth of know the names of the world who

58:07

a call me and be like like. Oh

58:10

and if a long way to fact what you know

58:12

Sam and I'm like he can handle me knows that

58:14

we can sit here. Harrys as as on sizes as

58:16

about their bananas Me you can Had a New Zealand

58:18

Uk some up August Cats. So. They like, they

58:21

rather not. Was. As I'm all about

58:23

but sony so volatile negates and you for of

58:25

i get him out the gate. The.

58:27

Desert Apple does not want to miss have

58:30

me like oh I'm a New Wales it

58:32

gets to that the Asia at a certain

58:34

he was it does he know he was

58:36

a D case I thought he was ready

58:38

he was ready to okay come on now

58:41

Muggy you was shot okay from like you

58:43

that Missouri with our wheels or have that

58:45

things are going about my we also have

58:47

a is that an abundance. That.

58:49

Many of us have graduated the great as they put

58:52

us open position They have their bodies of best one

58:54

the people that you I have to because the mother

58:56

we would do it all you watch wonder movies. A

58:59

cast in their cameo at the cameo

59:02

that of so movie star a superstar

59:04

of. Other. Guy would be in of

59:06

have been still a movie dog just four

59:08

days. When. Do we will use the

59:10

as doing that absolutely layer so might as

59:13

almonte wire whether the main. Battle.

59:15

Me A Not Roots are a book to. Above

59:18

Dollars like is meant that we get it's a

59:20

which be a real conversation I've booked every bar

59:23

paid. Everybody's are both thereby committees of never as

59:25

funny as as the world wants. The I am

59:27

as the only with think as meets know I

59:29

rarely get phone calls of people said De Ray.

59:32

On put yourself in Arizona as we have like

59:34

this, you are pretty good. Are. Booked all

59:36

is the got paid everybody thousand dollars off

59:38

fame as my God bless and be clear that

59:40

negative Devon made over mean owls are me

59:42

to be Try to lab the fan of don't

59:45

play like when as but my friend of

59:47

a book my friends. They. They allow and

59:49

in a brisk is taken as. I.

59:51

Go to the Why Boy I want to know people.

59:53

De Ray Davies. Will try to risk his

59:55

and I'll be the best when some samba cha that

59:58

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years old. Armor all souls. Of.

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Type They have to read you. Rub.

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Their. Mothers sell drugs real They found a gone

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off the whole time a so know I've

1:00:30

done and and another does it was his

1:00:32

and you want to donate as easy as

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the promoter. From. Yourself. Sick

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1:00:40

everything. All. Great idea of

1:00:42

below the next six the we I cannot

1:00:44

enjoy as a little bit as many as

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you tonight on questions number once you ever

1:00:48

get a visitor. Do.

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You tell me how he would assume I would come as

1:00:55

you have become citizens. Who

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dragged my hair and eyes as he

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was a you know because not a

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few months of residents of the Not

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a success is I say to

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you that into the symbols we've

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overlay of is what is it

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was his illuminati a scapegoat for

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Bledsoe? He

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says it is ah to break that down a

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number. Get out about this. Not sure. The same

1:01:41

question the manufacturers and people say The reason I

1:01:43

kinda we start again. he's real. I can get

1:01:45

to the moon, Lamanites I'm user can get. There

1:01:47

is a luminous army that's been a review made

1:01:49

because. They. have either get isn't this

1:01:52

game and a hill because you got a

1:01:54

visitor buganda zero metal woman adding onto the

1:01:56

have to fit fit as i got it

1:01:58

out you know that's about do that is.

1:02:00

And one more question. But, but

1:02:03

I do want to know because it sounds

1:02:05

creepy. And it should be

1:02:09

written into a movie for real. Oh

1:02:13

shit man. Well that was the C-LAY

1:02:15

question. No, no. I want to know this. If

1:02:17

not to embarrass myself as far as financially, I'm

1:02:19

going to kiss Keith. Yeah, what the bitch is

1:02:22

like. I'm just asking you that because

1:02:24

they ain't going to say this. What

1:02:26

they at? What they like? Because whatever

1:02:28

that is, that's what it is I

1:02:30

got. If they can't do this, that's why I need to do it. Because

1:02:33

I'm going to say this. Sorry. You

1:02:35

and Gil, and let me just

1:02:38

get this whole question off. When

1:02:40

you young, you and Gil, growing up, and

1:02:42

I just want to know because I know

1:02:44

what it was for Gil. Growing up in

1:02:47

the ghetto, a

1:02:49

light-skinned nigga that smoke, listen,

1:02:52

that smoke, $125 a pound a week,

1:02:55

which is bad weed because you're buying it for $125 a

1:02:59

pound on the East Coast. $125 a pound? Yeah. That's bad.

1:03:02

My nigga. How many years

1:03:05

is this? Was it rough? Was it rough? Because I

1:03:07

know him growing up as a light-skinned nigga was rough.

1:03:09

But was it rough for you in Chicago? Moving,

1:03:12

if ever there

1:03:14

was a time when I would have imagined myself that

1:03:16

I may have, may or not moved anything. No,

1:03:19

I'm not saying moved anything. I'm just talking about some

1:03:21

of you growing up, you smoking bullshit weed. I ain't

1:03:23

smoking until three years ago. All right, well cool. All

1:03:25

right. Well, that's, I'm going to, where he was smoking

1:03:27

at. Now, was it bad for

1:03:29

you growing up? I actually was dark-skinned, I bought this later.

1:03:31

You got a visitor there. I bought the skin. No, no,

1:03:34

I got a car from somebody who's like, yo, this is

1:03:36

like, yo, this is Charlie man.

1:03:38

We go up, we about to go light. Oh,

1:03:40

my God. We just both. I just got the green

1:03:44

eye package. Oh, see,

1:03:46

see, but you, did you get a, that might be, that's

1:03:48

a visitor package. Because when you get a visitor, you get

1:03:50

anything you want. He's a nice Charlie man. We about to

1:03:52

go light. No,

1:03:57

no, no. I mean. On the way ahead, you're

1:03:59

going to There's a wallow in there say

1:04:01

yeah, there's like tell them tell them that we gonna keep it

1:04:03

up long He keep it up. I say keep whatever they said

1:04:05

that he actually like she actually went to jail and

1:04:07

I said what? Young

1:04:09

keep it up. He's like man. He's paying us off daily

1:04:12

man. I'm thinking it's it. He said it was all in

1:04:14

that Open

1:04:17

in the water now do these are touching random shit

1:04:21

Touching random shit. I'm gonna tell you like this home. How

1:04:23

many times you got your heart, bro? Million

1:04:26

why He's a light-skinned nigga.

1:04:29

What you mean? I guess you got me

1:04:31

on that man. Why? Oh, you think I can't win

1:04:33

this watch this Well, I got my heart

1:04:35

broke because I was I just gave too much

1:04:37

love and I was never loved the way You

1:04:39

know always to be balance was always different, you know I'm

1:04:41

saying what I'm willing to give to a woman and take

1:04:44

care of her So women ain't ready for that

1:04:46

to be taken care of forever and be comfortable

1:04:48

forever That's the internet shit, you know I'm saying

1:04:50

and as long as I keep doing that limo

1:04:52

You know, I'm willing to give my heart time

1:04:54

got none left. That's why Cuz

1:04:57

I just want to be accepted who I am as a

1:04:59

man and let women be as empowered as they need to

1:05:01

be That's what I'm here for bro.

1:05:04

Just the woman Queen black Queens, bro That's

1:05:13

the corny Instagram Did

1:05:15

this be on so that's what I learned. So you got a learn from you

1:05:19

Nigga did the small eyes As

1:05:22

I like getting You

1:05:24

got anything you guys you may gotta hit the

1:05:26

stage out a visitor before he ain't get no

1:05:28

visit I don't

1:05:31

need I even have an address for a long time And

1:05:35

I'm trying not to belittle my career cuz

1:05:37

I've been ridiculously successful All I'm tell everybody

1:05:39

out there to do is take care of

1:05:42

take care of the other side of thing Pay

1:05:45

your bills pay your shit on time I

1:05:47

live I would never trade my life for the world cuz I

1:05:49

was doing shit I was out and about

1:05:51

when I if I had ten thousand I spent nine

1:05:54

that night Just to get to

1:05:56

that D rate because people weren't doing it comedians at

1:05:58

all, but I'm gonna tell you another way

1:06:00

bro and if y'all getting it on the internet or

1:06:02

have y'all getting it do not only do not do

1:06:04

it it's important and

1:06:07

if I

1:06:10

would have gotten opportunities at

1:06:13

that at certain times to which

1:06:17

I have I've had opportunity to go back and do

1:06:19

crazy shit like street shit and shit like that I

1:06:22

think that I would have made different decisions like

1:06:24

I'm really happy that I didn't that I didn't

1:06:26

you know what I'm saying on my

1:06:28

last 20 go below that and try to flip

1:06:30

that when them niggas would have conversations then

1:06:33

you look up be like oh shit they got the nigga from

1:06:35

juice you

1:06:38

know what I'm saying you

1:06:40

know what I'm saying and you're like oh shit

1:06:42

that was about to be me like so I'm

1:06:44

glad that and just

1:06:47

in the midst of it man what I'm just trying to

1:06:49

say it without I'm not trying to I know I'm in

1:06:51

a common position and I do good doing bread but I

1:06:53

have some bad times man in it and it's not it's

1:06:56

not what people think it is all the time

1:06:58

man I had a

1:07:00

brand new band started them up like 160

1:07:02

thousand dollars no cash money look

1:07:05

good the only have got to go to club once though

1:07:07

like I might circle this bitch it's rough how close was

1:07:09

you to living on skid row in

1:07:12

my mind never because I'm coming but when you

1:07:14

when people tell me like talking to

1:07:16

people now I was never gonna be in my mind

1:07:18

come on man too fly to be homeless now I

1:07:20

go get a gym membership just be working out all

1:07:22

the time 24 hour fitness growing that before yeah yeah

1:07:24

yeah think about all time but as far as like

1:07:28

think about that old curse man no that's

1:07:32

what you just said think about that

1:07:34

I do I do I think

1:07:36

about time like how close you could get to like

1:07:38

but I have I mean one time um some

1:07:41

young ladies were hungry and normally I'm used to

1:07:43

spending money it was like let's do some sushi and

1:07:46

I said y'all got some sushi money like come on

1:07:48

I was so broke nigga I think y'all got

1:07:52

sushi money nigga and I knew they looked

1:07:54

at me like oh it's bad you couldn't

1:07:56

get that moment back either it felt it

1:07:58

yeah it was real though Yeah,

1:08:01

I thought it's been some time while I threw some

1:08:03

money in strip club and I was counting my money

1:08:05

as I threw it. I was like, what the fuck

1:08:07

is this? Man. That

1:08:11

was crazy. I

1:08:13

was like, bro, I counted through it. No lie, I threw the bitch

1:08:15

in the air. It's stacking my hand. I

1:08:17

was like... I think he did this 12. If

1:08:21

I was here that night, you'd know corners that bit. I

1:08:23

do. I had more. I had more than two of them.

1:08:25

You're gonna roll a quarter. I

1:08:27

don't do none of that. I have motivational

1:08:29

moments in the strip club where I talk

1:08:31

to them and we... I'm sorry. I don't

1:08:33

throw no money. And they gotta pay you

1:08:36

after that. I don't... I ain't throw no

1:08:38

money. Listen, man. One

1:08:40

more before we leave. If you had to

1:08:42

do a tour with five comedians, you'd

1:08:45

take it on a tour with you dead or alive.

1:08:47

Right now. What? That

1:08:49

pressure's crazy. Show what? The one that's

1:08:51

on tour with me right now, Mike

1:08:53

Epps, DC Young Sly. Eddie Cango, Red

1:08:56

Fox Cango, Chico Bean. He's not

1:08:58

around. He don't want to go right now. He's

1:09:00

tired. If he was alive right now, how

1:09:02

old you making that nigga? A hundred and eight. I'm just saying

1:09:04

that they prom. I wouldn't...

1:09:07

Then I wouldn't be alive. Can't let you do it. Yeah,

1:09:09

let you do it. Keep moving my time out of the

1:09:11

way. He go over the...

1:09:14

But man, Brandy all day though. Brandy

1:09:17

the coach. Eddie. Eddie all

1:09:19

day too. Eddie right now probably. Eddie

1:09:22

going tour is over. He is... Probably going.

1:09:24

I work with Eddie. Eddie's hilarious. Eddie's

1:09:27

fucking funny. Martin. Been

1:09:29

on tour with Martin. Martin's brilliant and he talks... He

1:09:31

shows you what the game is. He

1:09:34

tells you every day about what you need to

1:09:36

do other than outside of comedy and stay focused.

1:09:39

That's Martin. Can

1:09:41

Gil do a stand up? You fucking right. Easy. Fuck

1:09:44

wrong with you. He do stand up every...

1:09:47

Nigga see shit like that. You're

1:09:49

fucking wrong with you. Put

1:09:51

that on Netflix. Who's more funny than me and

1:09:54

Gil? That

1:09:56

ain't even close. Ah man. What we call in

1:09:58

comedy though? Yeah, fucking close. You

1:10:01

talking the strippers in the strip club?

1:10:03

Looking like this? That's hilarious. To

1:10:05

preach your hands in the strip club, great. No,

1:10:08

we was going over some good words. He

1:10:11

did all that dags and business with some pussy. See

1:10:14

y'all need to be doing this, y'all could do

1:10:16

better. He lying. Science man

1:10:18

is you with, baby. He lying. He

1:10:22

motivated bitch all we oughta do. The

1:10:24

high tub is baptism. Man,

1:10:27

I don't know what happened. He lost it in

1:10:29

there. He

1:10:32

was surrounded, man. It was a magical moment. And he

1:10:34

take a bitch home and scream, get everything. He

1:10:37

what? He lying. He lying. He take a

1:10:39

bitch home and scream, get everything. Get

1:10:42

everything. I walk back to this

1:10:44

nigga hotel room one time. He lying. He

1:10:46

think he's explicit. I just heard, ooh.

1:10:49

It was him. It was him. Yeah,

1:10:51

right? Ooh, better than him. It better than

1:10:54

him, definitely. Sorry, like what the fuck is

1:10:56

he doing in here? He say, yes.

1:11:00

Get that. He think

1:11:02

it's crazy. Get that. He lying. He

1:11:05

lying. He hi, D. He yo, I

1:11:07

just object at everything. You

1:11:09

lie to us in the back. dissher to

1:11:11

your life. Polls to it. I

1:11:13

believe you. I believe you, you're not gonna Look in the streets

1:11:15

with me. Butt fucker, I thought it was that Allen's Rap Soul.

1:11:18

He lie. He lying. He

1:11:20

lying. Ooh, he lying.

1:11:23

Ooh. Get

1:11:25

that. He lying like a little bro. He

1:11:28

lying like a little bro. I said dance. Did I

1:11:30

see you in that shit dog? I walk by the

1:11:32

room, you screaming. Get out of the day. You gonna

1:11:34

say, man, that bitch cleaned me out, man. He lying.

1:11:36

She let me out, man. I said, she let me

1:11:38

out. She left the room in his shoes. He

1:11:42

said the bitch ate him out. She ate me

1:11:44

out. He lying. He lying.

1:11:46

He lying. She cleaned

1:11:49

me out, cuz. Got anything. He let him

1:11:51

get over it. We take. Right,

1:11:53

right. He lying. Listen, right after that, we

1:11:56

changed his name to Rem Brown. He

1:11:58

lying. He lying. I love them

1:12:00

rimmers, yeah. I wasn't there. Ooh,

1:12:02

can I have H-B-O? No, no, no,

1:12:04

no. He got sales

1:12:07

too. Who is working for that? You

1:12:09

know who you are. You love them rimmers. You love them

1:12:11

rimmers. You always try to listen to them. You always try

1:12:13

to listen to them. You never seen a rim job, you

1:12:15

ain't loaded. Hold on. He always try to put H-B-O's on

1:12:17

me. You love a H-B-O out. Yeah. He

1:12:19

out of pocket, man. He like, he like, he like,

1:12:21

he like, he like, he like, he like, he love

1:12:23

a H-B-O. He love a H-B-O. He love a H-B-O.

1:12:25

He's not getting inside. He's not getting inside. Heard the

1:12:27

water running right after that. Heard the sink running around in

1:12:29

that niggas. He out. Get it. He's

1:12:32

blowing my head. This boy stay put, smoke on my name. It is

1:12:34

just like that.