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glass ready to roll and Chris long
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as going to be joining us once
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again after a gang busters visit last
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week. We have some left over to
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share with the I think you're going
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to enjoy I'm were going to get
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in the way back machine here do
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some what if some and if al
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and what if. Your. Favorite
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pro football team. could tap
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in. To. It's own history
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and bring back one player in his
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doing that with a quartet of Nfl
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football teams close to Chris. Long Hard
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will do that just a second. In
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the meantime, Etti Spaghetti. I don't have
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to tell you it is a huge
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night at the time. This recording Thursday
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night. Eighty. Is. I.
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Guess really? Judgment night in the Nhl
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for the teams battling to get that
1:12
last wild card. By the way. I
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should also mention of the time of
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this recording we just found out or
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and are James Simpson football legend has
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passed away. Maybe we'll have some thoughts
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on add. A. Little later on for
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you. But in the meantime to the matter at hand.
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The. A. Deeds upcoming on
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the ice. the caps in the Sabres or
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get mad I'm up there in Western New
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York the Pittsburgh Penguins are playing. It hosted
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the Detroit Red Wings. Not a must win
1:39
for either team, but both teams gotta have
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it. If they want to stay in the
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playoff chase. and the Islanders look gray, be
1:46
secure. there's the Blue Blog de Rooij. Pay
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a visit. To. Long
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Island and Dad that's that Etti spaghetti.
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Except to say shame the devil, your
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Flyers play host. I be your rags.
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play host to the Flyers. After.
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Failing to be the islanders, you couldn't do me
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a favor. Thousand. Bad first
2:03
period one of the worse. yeah members are
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undecided quite some time and a really turned
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on the second. third period but some on
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Varlamov who was starting in place of alias
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or elegance to seem so is that the
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Rangers never had a really good game and
2:16
me out screeners as need three points in
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their next handful of games last soto to
2:20
clinch the madrassas. Ah and this gamers the
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Flyers humans as a means dropping so many
2:24
games. As a way I think they'll be
2:26
able to a two points in this one
2:29
than just and at one point he can
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be a loser. Points in Eskimo. Massive! The
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are playing the Islanders again how the Ottawa Senators
2:35
Monday so you know I hope that the range
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of do clinch the macha would be nice to
2:40
get the prizes trophy as well but yeah I
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was. I was a very poor first period and
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yeah but if you would be nice if you
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if you want to take out the Islanders don't
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you see that then the Bruins are feeling like
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wow wow we can catch the rags in the
2:53
standings much as lay down our swords and save
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save them for the play offs and on Saturday
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they pay a visit the Pittsburgh so they wouldn't
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try arts and the Penguins are get another breezy
3:02
two points. Don't see it was selfish
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of the rags, not the B
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B Islanders the other nights. Anyhow,
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let's say let's begin their wow.
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Ah Chris Long and I are yap and
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eighty spaghetti. I want you to be thinking
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about the the New York Football Giants you
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most would want to return. I think it's
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pretty obvious who that would be and I
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y u the listener. It also be time
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during the player from your favorite teams history
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that you would like to be brought back
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live here and from yes and with that
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let's get to. Round. Two of
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our conversations with the host of
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the Greenlight podcast, Gang Busters Stuff
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and by the way, lot of
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attention being paid to them and
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a Chris Long because he was
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reminisce about their about their time
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7:13
Eagles can bring back
7:15
one player in his prime and stick
7:17
them on the 2024 Philadelphia Eagles roster.
7:20
Who is it? You can pick yourself
7:22
if you want to, by the way.
7:24
No. That would be fun
7:26
because then I get to play on a good team
7:28
in my prime. That'd be incredible. Dude,
7:31
I mean, you went back to back Super Bowls. Well,
7:34
I went in my prime. You know what I mean? I see.
7:37
I was old. It'd be fun to be like young
7:39
and really good. And like be on a team
7:41
like that, you get a bunch of love and it'd be awesome.
7:43
Does it feel that way? We'll save
7:45
that conversation for another day. But boy, you're
7:47
great at representing the frame of mind of
7:49
an athlete. I
7:52
really am fascinated by it because you've done for
7:55
us like the day, The 24
7:57
hours running up to the Super Bowl, what
7:59
You're Doing. With your salvia, an hour by hour
8:01
and all that kind of stops and it's spellbinding to
8:03
listen to. I know my mind telling your friends who
8:06
is this is think is like you think of it
8:08
as a regular but then once you realize it is
8:10
so many doing this and like know it's not regular
8:12
it says. That if I was,
8:14
if I was listening to a baseball
8:16
podcast was earning watch baseball like that
8:18
And somebody who's give me the insight.
8:21
On. Like minute to minute what they do
8:23
I'd be so intrigued maybe part of as
8:25
been an athlete but while now and I
8:27
always do wonder it's like how desperate are
8:29
you to get the ring like Raymond Bork
8:32
is this Boston Bruins obliging for all of
8:34
tie down at L Meta Bob yours but
8:36
he was like i really want to ring
8:38
and so he wanted it to Colorado Denver
8:40
Colorado to get it's like how much as
8:42
I went to New England again and a
8:45
mean. You know me well. but did
8:47
it feel like I would have been by like I
8:49
have to chase this one. I wish he would have
8:51
been lied to. Your team zeal around only too Well
8:53
yes and no. You don't feel that way. You just
8:56
feel like when you're on like I was on the
8:58
rails for a long time. He was. Those games so
9:00
nobody knows they don't know who your they They have
9:02
a boon for some notion of who you are. But.
9:06
They don't have a yard. And then I you
9:08
end up on a good team and will be you
9:10
play pretty good like I played pretty good in Philly
9:12
but I wasn't me. you know to me I was
9:14
older so yeah to answer the question be like year
9:16
be cool if. I. Got to
9:18
plan prime time. A year where I'm. Where.
9:21
I was. relatively. Dominant
9:23
or something ios to slide. When.
9:25
You get there and you're old. You're gonna
9:27
like hey world. You. Know me as
9:30
thirty four year old guy who would who
9:32
runs and it hurts It looks like a
9:34
hurts you know. Ah it looks at the
9:36
efforts of this you and oh that's a sick
9:38
joke. You know it's kind of sick joke. like
9:40
zero give. you would see what was going to
9:42
look like a shell of yourself. That's.
9:45
Why I'll be fun but who I would
9:47
add to to fill you by by you
9:49
Went viral a couple months ago by talking
9:51
about context matters in pro football. Korea is
9:53
is what we talk about endlessly on the
9:55
show. This is about that contact so it's
9:57
super interesting to think about. Like. They
10:00
date your. Will. Hold on a
10:02
good why you must and even better. Well I
10:04
ryan ten and old but you know guys like
10:06
that like right You know a Roth as burger
10:09
and all big time to be when there's a
10:11
younger guy who's brought in Aaron Rodgers and other
10:13
that they always are like I'm not here to
10:15
teach. I guess gotta be a wake up I'm
10:17
only thirty two years old but muh context of
10:19
football you're an old man now as I stay.
10:21
Teach this guy how to do like that done
10:24
yet I don't want to teach him how to
10:26
replace me he didn't all me on a phone,
10:28
Ross's and example this where he is all greys
10:30
been or store and like now. He has to
10:32
light. Be. What The
10:34
other Half lives? Like you had
10:36
said. So. In a weird
10:38
way, it's an ego blow for people.
10:41
That dude is solid as malfeasance. He
10:43
is not what we don't. We have
10:45
normal like we have normal. For.
10:47
The most part you would hope healthy
10:49
like normally. So if you get like
10:52
encouraged and you're like you know, whatever
10:54
and then or sudden Ross's. Ross's.
10:56
Not only. Going. To thing he
10:59
went there in Denver but he thinks I go through
11:01
me a lifeboat. Arizona. Press conferences
11:03
Get the the blacks for Tony's.
11:06
And. Affair county's like I miss her. Steeler
11:08
hide. And then three days
11:10
later they like and were trained for
11:13
just feels and it's just. It's.
11:15
The reality the Nfl like the
11:17
the security when you're great player.
11:20
Is awesome. You. Know, but you earned it.
11:22
But. It is awesome. Be used to it. You.
11:25
Know and although I was never like a
11:27
great great player. I. Still
11:29
got I was like team captain India
11:31
like one of the guys so. You.
11:35
Know when when you when you change teams,
11:37
it's There are some moments where you're like
11:39
damn, do this with the intervals like it's
11:41
first and you really respect you. Always respect
11:43
undrafted free agents. And. He respected
11:45
guys. add of really like. Come.
11:48
Outta nowhere. But. When you get to
11:50
be older and they treat you that way a low
11:52
be more it's his eye opening of the said. oh
11:55
man i'd that and in out
11:57
again context you lots of money
11:59
and you're superhuman physically and all that
12:01
kind of stuff. I think it does create
12:04
a different level of ego and
12:06
a different reality that you reside in versus one
12:08
eye. Anybody would be affected the way that
12:10
some guys get affected. For sure. Because you're only
12:12
human. Of course, and so you're
12:15
susceptible to the treats that come along with
12:17
being a multimillionaire who is a superhuman physically
12:19
and handsome and all that kind of stuff.
12:21
Of course, that opens different doors for you
12:23
than- But I just mean security as in
12:25
like, you don't have to look over your
12:27
shoulder to see if somebody- I mean exactly
12:29
what you mean. Yeah, I get it on
12:31
the other side. And that's the, yeah, the
12:33
way people think about it is like, oh,
12:35
life's good. But you spend, if you really
12:37
care about football, I'm
12:39
much, my life's way easier
12:42
now. My life's way chiller
12:44
now. Like you spend every
12:47
minute of the day paranoid. Even that's the
12:49
way I'm wired. But I can imagine being
12:51
Russell Wilson and going to the
12:53
Hall of Fame and like that. Like that's gonna
12:55
be great. You can have your own office if
12:57
you want your own office. So like how far
12:59
you fall when you're one of those superstars and
13:02
late in your career, you gotta kind of shovel a
13:04
little bit that can suck. Cause I know we joke
13:07
a lot about Russ, but his
13:09
belief, like he believes in himself. Like
13:11
that's a big part of it. And
13:14
right now he still does. The
13:16
rest of the world could be like, hey, you're not as good. But
13:19
in his head, he's gotta think that way. And it's
13:21
hard to turn that off. It's
13:23
right. That's exactly right. And I
13:26
say it all the time. When people get into, he's
13:29
an odd bird or whatever, man. He goes to
13:31
children's hospital and sees those kids and did it
13:33
the day after he threw the interception to Malcolm
13:35
Butler. You're not gonna hear me bad mouth and
13:37
the cat that is wrestling with him. There are
13:39
bad people that have played in our league. He's
13:41
not one of them. Yeah, I'm not gonna call
13:43
him a dork because he did that. Brian Dawkins.
13:46
Well, that's your answer. Cause
13:49
that secondary needs an edge. Now CJ
13:51
Gardner Johnson is bringing it back. And
13:54
I know they just signed a Vonta Maddox, but
13:56
like the first person that came
13:59
to my mind was. was be doc. Um,
14:01
I guess another, another one with the
14:03
departure of Fletcher Cox would be, you
14:06
know, how about Reggie white? I mean, he can
14:09
play inside, he can play outside offensively.
14:11
They have, I mean,
14:13
AJ Brown, I don't like T O, but
14:15
if I have a choice to replace any
14:17
position, I'm not gonna, I'm
14:19
not gonna, not T O broke outside. You
14:21
know what I mean? Um, so
14:24
yeah, I think you got it. I think
14:26
Reggie white Scott, Brian Dawkins makes a ton
14:29
of sense. I'm a Samuel, like a corner,
14:31
like, like a, like a, a
14:33
really good corner or something like that. When
14:35
you start going through them that an entire,
14:37
I know you've had that conversation with
14:40
big cat recently about, I mean, but it's wild
14:42
that you, it's like you are doing it on
14:44
purpose. If you're the bears like 60 years
14:47
of Super Bowls and the best ever
14:49
you had was Jay Cutler. Like this
14:51
is, you can't, you can't accident
14:53
your way into something. Yeah. Which also
14:57
tells you, yeah. And
14:59
I think there's a, like you look at the Browns, somebody
15:02
in there on that Jersey with
15:05
all the taped, uh, names written
15:07
in Sharpie, you know, the Jersey sure.
15:10
Somebody in there had to actually be a
15:12
good football player. And it's a shame for
15:14
whoever that was because that
15:16
situation has been until
15:18
recently. Right. And so like talking
15:21
about context, like it is
15:23
not statistically likely that
15:25
you have a run of bad players
15:28
that long in one position. Something organizationally
15:30
is wrong too. Yes. Yeah.
15:32
Modell was the through line for many, many
15:34
decades. So yeah, you can definitely hang it
15:36
on him. Um, yeah. I
15:39
wonder co-star, I guess he would be the
15:41
best Browns QB, uh, of the last 50
15:44
years or so. Okay. Velichek take care of that.
15:48
He did. He didn't
15:50
he replace Cozart. Wasn't that because
15:52
in the dynasty they were talking
15:55
about they're drawing a parallel between,
15:57
um, him. That sounds
15:59
like a. him on feeding drew blood.
16:01
So because he didn't him and Ernie were
16:03
like, eh, everybody else is like, what are
16:05
you doing? And bill did the
16:07
same thing in Cleveland. So his was
16:09
on the line for doing this because
16:12
he had also this up. Charlie Fry
16:14
Kelly Kelly. I think it was over maybe.
16:16
I don't know who you're. Oh, he
16:18
replaced Bernie
16:21
replaced somebody. The recite was there
16:23
forever. When an MVP and 80.
16:26
Okay. Um, first one you
16:28
were a Ram. Best Ram
16:31
that the LA Rams could add to their
16:33
roster right now. Aaron Donald. That
16:36
makes sense. I mean,
16:39
think about their roster. I really do think
16:42
they're like offensively. They're
16:44
pretty good. I, you know, I guess
16:47
you say Orlando pace would be great because
16:49
you've got Matt Stafford who's older and
16:51
still worth being invested in like that.
16:54
But you know,
16:56
they added Darius Williams.
16:59
They added a curl.
17:01
They're attacking the secondary position. I
17:04
like it. And last year
17:06
if their secondary was a lot better, they'd have
17:08
been, they've also got some backers that, you know,
17:10
you're going to cycle through that
17:13
are kind of just averaging coverage or whatever. But
17:15
the guy up front that you could use
17:17
ironically is the guy that just retired. That's
17:20
a great call. I love it. And Aaron
17:22
Donald I, I w where you lose me,
17:24
not you is when people make the argument
17:26
for people that they never saw play. Like
17:28
you think that running backs as good as
17:30
Jim Brown friend, let me tell you like,
17:32
what do you know about him? I'm adding Merlin
17:34
Olsen. Yeah.
17:37
You know, who's the stuff to
17:39
my, but the fearsome force and what's really
17:41
made go by Rosie Greer. People who was
17:43
a Greer. He came by and sat in
17:45
our D line room. Is that
17:47
right? Cool shit. Ian Jones also came,
17:49
came to talk to the team and the
17:52
message was, was colorful. It was
17:54
he, he, he really, he's really,
17:57
he Needed a microphone in
17:59
his hand. I'll put it there. Why he would have
18:01
been perfect for today's media. Out. While
18:03
they said, i know they're in
18:05
Hollywood, but Rosie Greer, Deacon Jones,
18:07
I'm Fred Dryer and Merlin. All
18:10
in all, go on to be
18:12
actors. Is that weirder? To. Be
18:14
a bit than the two of the twenty
18:16
best Nfl players of all time. Went to
18:18
Mississippi Valley State Jerry Rice and that is
18:20
weird but so is so is the fact
18:23
that those guys or had acting chops. Yes
18:25
Jack Young Bloods is such a bath. And.
18:28
And how long? son? Played.
18:31
For the for the Rams is wow as
18:33
family along with a movie sorry as ours
18:36
did I thought about that sounds been all
18:38
coming together it is. Now that
18:40
that aforementioned son who played for the Rams
18:42
also play for the Patriots, who should that
18:44
He mad. The. Patriots who that.
18:49
I don't want to be boring and say Tom Brady
18:51
because Lloyds if Tom Brady was as Brian, how what
18:53
do you think this team plays are owed on up.
18:56
The. Great! I mean I would assume
18:58
they be really good. bye. More
19:01
I would be more convinced now that
19:03
Brady in his prime, would be able
19:05
to carry the day with a mediocre
19:07
pages team did I was three years
19:09
ago. I do like the ones that
19:11
were on Wow, it's gotta be ballot
19:13
check. And Brady's pretty clear Now it's
19:15
Brady. Eighty percent, twenty percent ballots excluded.
19:17
Well. Let's say. Let's.
19:19
Say we know that, do the Brady think and
19:22
so he can. I say
19:24
growth because if they had grown
19:26
can his prime right now. They.
19:30
Would. Is.
19:32
Also. The
19:34
gop answer here to was of Aaron Hernandez was
19:36
and who he was he would They said he
19:38
would have been like the best football player of
19:41
all types of he delights. Non.
19:43
Murder and Hernandez like you my
19:45
puts a grant to. Having
19:47
a tight end. For.
19:50
Whoever they are, they're talking about seizure
19:52
as the guy into a situation like
19:54
this. is it? Irresponsible. It's
19:56
only years for a would not be irresponsible
19:58
of the of prime ground. Then came to
20:00
dow be rookies best buddy and then
20:02
you just go draft whoever you're in
20:04
love with and the same would you'd
20:06
say go we'd We had to start
20:09
but. I'm I
20:11
like Alan quite a bit. I wonder if
20:13
grandkid guys like that or think unlike man
20:15
if I would is. Hop
20:17
Just like five years later than
20:19
I did. They. Would have been
20:21
cutting away my girlfriend at the time
20:23
in the luxury box like I wonder
20:26
if their sites that feel we have
20:28
of like that. Kelsey finally reached a
20:30
certain plateau in his he transcended my
20:33
homes and everybody else in football is
20:35
he was with he's still with Camille
20:37
cause thicker whoever it is and and
20:40
radio his head of same as girlfriend
20:42
yeah cause. I'm okay. last one I've
20:44
held the way too long. but we gotta do. the
20:47
Pittsburgh Steelers are going to have one guy back in.
20:49
This is a juice. I got a I got I
20:51
got a guy. Danica. Spanish.
20:54
Cast Sixty Six. Not even the greatest
20:57
Sixty Six in Pittsburgh sports history. I
20:59
liked Alan Faneca s guy who was
21:01
the greatest Sixty Six since it's from
21:03
source is it is hockey at Mario
21:05
Lemieux that matches talker A to star
21:07
athlete an American sport know to marry
21:09
a Lemieux. Get the run game going
21:11
for the for the half. Miller's probably
21:13
says it's probably that's as I use
21:15
only one of my Chicago bodies as
21:17
as Walter Payton to play any position.
21:22
But but no, I think I'm. I.
21:24
Think it would. I just thought about needs
21:27
and I'm Mike Webster and me what they
21:29
need is a center but also view good
21:31
points about this Troy Polamalu and make a
21:33
fitzpatrick to a valid that would be the
21:36
end of Been On a Throne The Ball
21:38
Right or Mom blogger Rod Woodson alongside Joey
21:40
Porter Jr. on the other side I yeah
21:43
for I go. Yeah I mean
21:45
like, listen, Corners. Always
21:47
going to change the game. You know, so
21:49
is he is. He really feel like a disco
21:51
corner. I'm not going to argue. oh
21:53
beans big dude we can have him return
21:56
are kicks and punches while he did it
21:58
take great success in his prime We'll
22:00
use Antonio Brown. Whatever
22:03
happened to that guy? But in his
22:06
prime before he was like all the way out
22:08
there, I think
22:10
AB AB might be the
22:12
answer, honestly, because he's going
22:14
to make any offense better. That dude was incredible.
22:17
You just love him because he was a patriot.
22:19
All right. Listen, Chris Long, you're the best. I
22:23
swear I could do another three hours without bad.
22:25
We got to come back anytime. Happy
22:28
back anytime. And you're overdue on
22:30
our show. So come back. We'll
22:32
have a knockdown drag out. Well,
22:35
I would love to do it. And
22:37
I said to Kyle, I said to you as
22:39
well. I
22:41
want you to confront him about this because it's it's
22:44
a black guy. Well, listen, it's
22:46
a black guy for the entire Long family.
22:49
I'm surprised that Howie or your mom or
22:51
someone else hasn't stepped in here and been
22:53
like, don't you see what you did? You
22:55
slapped half of the city of Chicago in the
22:57
face when you turned down the white Sox. I
22:59
want you to talk to him about he did
23:01
turn down the white Sox. Turned
23:04
around and stuck around like you're not good
23:07
enough for me, but the Bears are like
23:09
it turned out to be a decent decision.
23:11
But man, we could have been maybe a lot
23:13
richer if he if he really
23:15
stuck it out in baseball. He's
23:17
I mean, he's right. He's talk about in his
23:19
prime. He'd still be in it. Yeah, selfish. He'd
23:21
be working out of the pan with the pitch.
23:24
In front of 300 people at Comiskey. That's
23:28
it. One batter. He's the
23:30
lefty specialist that they bring in in
23:32
the seventh to shut it down. They're
23:34
trying to rally against the pale hose.
23:37
Oh, here comes long. Throwing mid 90
23:39
feet from the left side strikes out
23:41
that guy. You're done for the day,
23:44
friend. You did you imagine how
23:46
cool he would look in a baseball uniform at 310. Yeah,
23:49
real good. Be all like DJ like DJ
23:52
Burns does in a basketball uniform. That's right.
23:55
All right. Listen, Chris Long, I think
23:57
if you haven't won a bunch of fans, I'd be
23:59
surprised. from your latest
24:01
visit here. Go check him out on Green
24:03
Light. He and his brother and all the
24:06
cats running around there. It's gang buster stuff
24:08
as good a listen as you're gonna get
24:10
if you're a podcast consumer. Also track them
24:12
down on social media. The videos are hysterical
24:14
too. In fact, I ran into your pal,
24:16
Stanford Steve and
24:19
a Resillo a couple of months ago. And I
24:21
said to them, what the hell's wrong? What, Chris
24:23
Long all right? Like what's he doing in a
24:25
pumpkin going down the river? Oh, the pumpkin. Yeah.
24:28
I am okay. That's the sign of being okay.
24:30
If you ever see somebody doing something like that
24:33
where they're just like, Hey, I'm following my dreams.
24:35
Yeah. They're okay. I was, I was doing good.
24:38
I was right where I wanted to be. Almost made
24:40
it too. I
24:43
was worried sick for you. I was glad to hear
24:45
that the mission was over. With
24:48
the help of my buddies here at Green Light, I
24:50
survived. Awesome stuff. Okay. Great times,
24:52
Chris Long. We appreciate the time and
24:54
we'll hope to talk soon rather than
24:56
later, Pally. All right, brother. There
24:59
you go. So great Chris Long, everybody. And now a
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right, there he goes. One more time.
25:39
Another gangbusters appearance there. You now know
25:41
why he won a Shecky Award multiple
25:43
times. Why his jersey hangs in the
25:45
digital wall of fame. For
25:47
eternity, Eddie Spaghetti, Chris Long. First
25:49
question to you is, the
25:52
New York football giant you most
25:54
would like to see return for
25:56
2024 to a Danny Dimes and
25:58
company. Well, can we- use
26:00
quarterback because I feel like this is easy.
26:02
I've been, I won't use quarterback. You're right.
26:04
Um, it would be like Manning is the
26:07
easiest answer. Giants are also very thick cornerback,
26:09
also very thin at wide receiver. I think
26:12
because the giant's history of corner is not
26:15
super strong. Like I'm trying to think that
26:17
their best was like Corey Webster when they
26:19
won the Superbowls and he wasn't, so the
26:21
answer is a corner in the history of
26:23
the reason. No, I'm just trying to think
26:26
of the top of my head recently, but
26:28
I think I would probably go an offensive
26:31
weapon. Darren Waller may retire too. So like
26:33
Jeremy shock, he'd be a really fun one.
26:35
But Plaxio burrows probably, um, just a big
26:37
body receiver that plays the outside, not the
26:40
slot. Um, I know the giants may is
26:42
a really good chance giants may draft a
26:44
receiver at pick number six or wherever they
26:46
pick in this draft, deeper receiver class, probably
26:48
the best we've ever seen, um, in
26:51
terms of, you know, pre-draft the ranking. So, but I,
26:53
I think to get, um, that
26:55
we have not really had a weapon as a
26:57
real threat in the past game since Odell Beckham.
26:59
And I think to get somebody back like Plax
27:02
who is this big body who could, you
27:04
know, a matchup nightmare, um, would make life
27:06
a lot easier for whoever the giants quarterback
27:08
is. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I
27:11
think you just touched on it there in a glancing way.
27:14
Prime Odell is what you want, right? You
27:16
want year two Odell Beckham playing for the giants.
27:18
I mean, you couldn't beat that. That's the best
27:20
receiver that your team's ever had. Unless it was
27:22
Frank Gifford. You could bring back Gifford by the
27:24
way, if you want. I'm good on
27:27
Frank Gifford. Uh, but yeah, I didn't
27:29
even think about Odell because Odell is
27:31
still active in the NFL. So I
27:33
didn't even think about, oh yeah, right.
27:35
That would defy our thing, but still
27:37
that would be pretty good. That's a
27:39
fun thought experiment too. If Eli Manning
27:41
in his prime came back, would you
27:43
favor the giants to win the 2024
27:45
NFC East? If
27:48
we got back Eli and then that means they
27:50
could stand padded six and just take either neighbors
27:52
or doing that, whoever's there. I Feel pretty good.
27:55
Uh, the Giants right now are still better than
27:57
Washington because Washington never. the vagina so that's one
27:59
thing the Meadowlands and you know I I i
28:01
think the rhine the makes like out as I
28:03
think Dallas took a beating as all season I
28:05
think it was a lot a key players by
28:08
in this home enough to keep them into the
28:10
plant conversation. I think spiel will be good bye
28:12
I think I don't wanna some some of their
28:14
awesome as but the amazon the big splashy move
28:16
would say kwan and whoever else I do nine
28:18
to be reiner match the like as you can
28:20
make the case if the north gas in the
28:23
way I deal in our it's kind of had
28:25
a and a year if there was have anointed.
28:27
Every time he took a step back I think
28:29
the a. Prize July with a great rookie
28:31
receiver. I I'd like the designs are
28:33
doubled merits and when t with you
28:35
I mean oh wow. I mean, by
28:37
the way, if we're allowed the tap
28:39
into Qb than there's no formal rules
28:41
and you can't I don't even know
28:43
if any of this bringing back a
28:45
player air in his prime to twenty
28:47
twenty four is even doable. I'm not
28:50
even sure that we're going to be
28:52
able to pull this one off, but
28:54
if we are and we can do
28:56
a quarterback, Ben, Ben Roethlisberger on the
28:58
Steelers makes them the Superbowl favorite including.
29:00
In a conference it includes Padma Homes and The
29:02
Cheese. I wonder if that's true. If
29:05
you put prime Ben Roethlisberger on
29:07
that Steelers roster right now with
29:09
the bookmakers, favor them over my
29:11
homes in the Chiefs. Elsa you
29:13
spaghetti? Or my serve
29:15
the put him over my home sloth
29:17
though. But. I think they would and
29:19
I'm picking the Steelers win the division. they would have
29:22
a bit division favorite. They would probably be. At
29:24
least me I read the very worst top
29:26
three may have. See when terms of the
29:29
odds are I think that the books probably
29:31
just because the the team has won back
29:33
to back. It's weird to I could take
29:35
away like you have to leave it.that dynastic
29:37
team at the top spot so you that
29:40
would be a very very great team that
29:42
with the with think wow concealer So okay
29:44
so first of all you touchdown the Giants
29:46
tight ends. I mean and say about Mart
29:48
Barbarella course at the or eliminate the need
29:51
of them as long as the Irish by
29:53
the am in his. Prime. He just got
29:55
so beaten up he didn't have much of
29:57
an Or, but it didn't have an extended
29:59
Korea. But okay, If. You to
30:01
do that? The. Chiefs. Maybe.
30:04
We have to check in with one of our keeps people
30:07
to weigh in on this. I don't want to make this
30:09
decision for and by. Think. Like
30:11
what if you could get Tony Gonzalez? Or.
30:15
And retiree Kill Stone the lead. But
30:17
boy that would be a nice addition
30:19
for that team as well. I'm anyway.
30:21
that's good times. And like we say,
30:23
Oj is gone and people are cracking
30:25
wise about it on Thursday morning at
30:27
the time of this recording. The thing
30:30
to me as I don't be the
30:32
weirdo who is honoring his football legacy.
30:34
Now's not the time for that. Also.
30:37
All. The hacky joke line around there
30:39
I'm guilty of make and I'm already.
30:42
I'm. By.to me the signature
30:44
thing with him was ts how
30:46
bizarre that night was. And Ninety
30:48
Ninety Four. I remember I was
30:50
going out step meet some chums.
30:52
It was around my birthday and
30:54
they were calling me. And.
30:56
My way and line because there was no such thing
30:58
as cell phones and I remember them calling me like,
31:00
where are you from the bar. Has. Like.
31:03
Are you guys watching what's happening? With
31:05
that? I mean the knickerbockers and and
31:07
The Rockets are playing. But. At
31:09
the same time they're split the screen
31:11
cause football legend Oj Simpson is driving
31:13
down the freeway somewhere in Los Angeles.
31:16
Try Now. Run Johnny A Law! It
31:18
was so bizarre I can't really. Tell
31:20
you what it was like even though
31:23
spaghetti you walk the planet earth at
31:25
the time year old man's watch, a
31:27
bear in Staten Island rooting for your
31:29
knickerbockers tear to I Beat a team,
31:32
The Dreaming Company and in the meantime
31:34
the screen is is that that script
31:36
John Starks and Company or in the
31:38
small screaming Sat while everybody was watching
31:41
again. the icon Oj Simpson tried to
31:43
flee the law was just so weird
31:45
it's hard to articulate even here. And
31:47
twenty Twenty Four Thirty years later he
31:50
asked my. bosses watson you're doing in
31:52
and starts in an ode to try
31:54
to win the one that seriously interrupted
31:57
with bad and it's this is strange
31:59
out He's a hard, you know,
32:01
subject for the human brain to tackle because
32:03
part of you, like you mentioned, like a
32:05
fantastic football player was great in television. Anything
32:08
he did, people loved him. He was just
32:10
beloved. That's the weird part is like you
32:12
want to kind of gloss over. It's like,
32:14
this is the hard part, not like, okay,
32:16
begrudgingly boy. He was really good at football.
32:18
It's like, boy, he was
32:21
really funny and naked gun. Yeah.
32:23
That's what the, what people
32:25
like you probably remember. You don't remember ever seeing
32:27
him play football. I, yeah, there's not a ton
32:29
of like highlights with him. Like, but I know
32:31
from him is like, yeah, his number, you know,
32:33
at USC and they had that, like he was
32:35
great there. And then having him, uh, play for
32:37
the build, like his 1973 season when he averaged
32:39
like 143 yards per game, which
32:41
is just absurd. Um, but then you,
32:44
then he goes onto this next phase of his
32:46
career, sort of like, you know, modern day Michael
32:48
Strand of sorts, where he just like this beloved
32:50
figure across the country. And then he goes
32:52
and does something like that, which I don't mean,
32:54
obviously we all know, like, you know, we all
32:56
think he did it in the, in the, the
32:59
details are extremely gruesome, but then it's like, he's
33:01
now back on Twitter and he, they, you know,
33:03
he's like, makes these funny videos. And he just,
33:05
he just really throws people's brains for a little
33:07
because you don't know how to like to respond
33:10
to it. So he just kind of
33:12
this like figure that we all know kind of
33:14
did it, but he got out, they did get
33:16
him on like that weird, um, you know, memorabilia
33:18
charge, whatever. So he's just out into Las Vegas
33:20
golfing constantly. Um, obviously, you know, he passed away
33:22
from cancer, but it's just weird that like I,
33:24
I said off air to you that like my
33:26
parents first, when I first moved out here, my
33:28
friends made their first visit. We're like, Oh, what
33:31
do you want to do? And they're like, why
33:33
don't we go check out, you know, OJ Simpson,
33:35
you know, the house and the scene. I was
33:37
like, okay, like people actually want to be a
33:39
part of history in that sense. And it's weird
33:41
that, you know, we, it's,
33:43
it's not somebody that like, you know, no
33:46
one across the board hated him. Like he was just a
33:48
guy that it's weird because once you love somebody, it's hard
33:50
to kind of flip the other way. Um, And
33:52
again, it's, it's such a big part of culture,
33:54
going dating back to the seventies when he was
33:57
playing to all his, his career and movies. and
33:59
TV. Then you know I was would
34:01
have a Ninety Four and and then it
34:03
had this resurgence widows documentaries and with that
34:05
you know the American Horror Story or Prime
34:07
Stories are version with Cuba Gooding Jr. doing
34:09
I'm so lucky I don't care about that
34:11
than a monoculture forever. The. Dramatize version
34:14
of a go watch the actual
34:16
documentaries and and what I did
34:18
who had attempted tab you know
34:20
volunteer some defensive of Oj. same
34:22
the devil but an yeah. Well.
34:25
Said though, they'd That's right, that's some that
34:27
we talk about a lot. It's hard to
34:30
and ring the bell with your thought. You
34:32
know you people like this guy in a
34:34
wasn't for a couple years and mean, but
34:36
you know it does extended through his playing
34:38
career and any was on Tv. In fact,
34:41
if he had banned, you know, thirty years
34:43
late, twenty years later, In
34:45
terms of his sort of media rise
34:47
he probably be like you know hosted
34:49
at daytime talk show or said next
34:51
that's Kelly rep are so who knows
34:53
what we found a weird out kind
34:55
of stuff he would have turned into
34:57
by yeah that was a mean he
34:59
was and pregame shows and field reporters
35:01
and all Aca of field reporters and
35:03
all of our wearing the gloves that
35:05
died on allegedly he may be was
35:07
where I don't know what it's going
35:09
on. I'm would still
35:11
have that. So bizarre. To.
35:13
Look back, I'm mad. And you
35:16
know that Norm Macdonald the comedian
35:18
is now. Just. Heather day
35:20
him for all of time and and
35:22
all of that I am anyway. I
35:25
guess I'm will have anything profound the
35:27
say about it other than a fascinating.
35:30
study in not just the human
35:32
being but in the like you
35:34
say our reaction to him and
35:36
how vara page is gonna turn
35:39
one hundred eighty degrees against them
35:41
i'm and deservedly sell but anyway
35:43
enough about that ugliness air we
35:45
were busy delving in their pro
35:47
football history the try and make
35:49
it relevant we don't need them
35:51
to bring back oj anymore i'm
35:53
into that conversation we do appreciate
35:56
hang on with us for another
35:58
great week though of of sports
36:00
talk here on the Extra Points Network.
36:02
Great episode for you. With Sarah Tiana
36:04
ready to roll. We started the week
36:07
off with Kevin Hensch. Fascinating conversation is
36:09
ever there, booing fans and all
36:11
that and whether or not you're allowed to do
36:13
that or if we now just
36:16
have to cheer for everybody. Great conversation
36:18
on Trendy with Toby Murgler and
36:21
Brett and Lemon Pepper Parlay Fellows. Chopping
36:23
it up as always. Check it all
36:25
out. Why don't you? And
36:27
we'll talk to you on the other side of the weekend.
36:29
Enjoy the Masters and all the rest of it.
36:31
Until next week, thanks so much, sports fans. It's
36:34
been a good night to heaven.
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