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Minus three is presented for the people
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Dave Damaschek. Hi and hello sports fans.
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Welcome to Minus three presented as ever
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You joined us at a
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juicy time. The dubs are out. The
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Kings are alive. The Lakers are alive
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and they're going to be playing the
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Nuggets. Should they be playing the Nuggets or
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should they have lost on purpose? That's one
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of the things we have to talk about.
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The NHL playoffs are just about set. We'll
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get into those, but we'll probably save most
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of that conversation for Kevin Hensch on our
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next episode this week of minus three. That's
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right. We have three episodes. Hopefully you went
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back and listened already to the great episode.
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We started the week with Jeff Schwartz chopping
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up NFL draft talk in the QB League.
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All the rest of it really good times
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there. Check that one out. And with
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that being said, let's get into the
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second layer of
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NBA play in games with our
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guy Eddie Spaghetti, of course, is
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back in New York City still
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riding high from his
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fancy pants. Rags winning
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the president's cup. Maybe he
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didn't get the news. Hockey's for nerds.
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We're on to different sports now. And
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that's why we're bringing in our guy
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to talk NBA today. Martin
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Weiss. What's the poop? How are you? What's
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the poop is pressing today.
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But now the thing that I have been
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driving me crazy, this idea that the Lakers
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should have lost on purpose. It is professional
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sports. The whole point is to win. It's
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the whole point. It's the whole reason. I
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got to interrupt you real quick before you launching
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to some old man sort of rhetoric about
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like we play to win the game and
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and all that kind of stuff. I
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kind of I get it At least.
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And So do you. You Get that you
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want the easier matchup. Of Course. I
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am ultimately with you. I had to double damage.
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Yeah, you're right out of the gates before you
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launched into it that. go ahead now. take it
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away. Because. You know what
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to say because a lot of be
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were for same. The knickerbockers should have
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lost on purpose in their last regular
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season game so that they got be
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easier matchup. They decided not to do
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that. and by the way, let me
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just say a couple other things before
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you launch. It's because this is or
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it's all overlapping on the big.a Venn
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diagram right now. I.
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Am Tuesday night. In.
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A critical night for the bottom feeder
2:35
side to get into the eastern side
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of the playoff bracket in the Nhl.
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It was a fascinating watch because. The.
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Philadelphia, Flyers had the wind
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but they're the we the in
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regulation in on the ice. The.
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Capital's only needed to win
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the game period. The Queen's
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that last playoff spot. The
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spot A slot their. The.
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Flyers with five minutes to go in
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a tie game. Yeah. The
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goalie the capital scored into the
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empty goal and then one. That.
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That that lasts about wild card
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slot there's very weird to watch
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at a critical moment the most
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critical obviously by definition to this
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point in the season and the
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teams pull in their goalie that
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sets up than. A.
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Person. All. Possible.
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Achievement. For. Austin Matthews,
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the great sniper for the Toronto
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Maple Leafs. Of course, he's on
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the cusp of seventy goals, which
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is a iconic number in Nhl
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terms, Should he be playing going
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for it, Against the Lightning
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or should he be saving himself
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and his body eats and not
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risking potential injury in favor of
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getting right for the playoffs when
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the leaves as an organization clearly
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me to make some hey in
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springtime once of rocks and now
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that all leads us to the
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knickerbockers and the Lakers and the
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Cavaliers tanking the other night and
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all of that now Martin Weiss
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I after that like be set
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up. The. Floor is yours. How
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say you? Philosophically, I'm losing on purpose.
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Or. Bars the ball is proven to one thing to
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be true. You. Are the biggest nerd
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that we know. Susie I started out
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with hockey is Bernard and they went
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off on a five minutes a locally
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about this the sport on the ice
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when now they've the Penguins were playing
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for that a spot tonight I would
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not I would not be singing that
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song by Diana was on just reacting
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to the news. Hockey is now officially
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for nerds now that the Penguins are
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done amanda baseball Anyway Martin the Us
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is for nerds the spreadsheet basketball where
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you're losing on purpose to try to
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gain the match. So somehow you can
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go from voting. Like if you
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get out in the first round are
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you get out in the second round?
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Ultimately what is that? Six more games. Who
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gives a good to borrow a phrase
4:54
from new? who gives a good god
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right? Who cares about that Like if
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if if you are is hop for seeds
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and either current reduce it be thinking
5:03
how can we win a championship If
5:05
you are Le Bron, James A as any
5:07
Davis use you be digging how can
5:09
we win a championship Knock out always
5:11
game are far from as have to
5:13
make sure we get to the second rounds.
5:15
At this who knows maybe maybe while trip
5:18
and fall and will be a would replace
5:20
and is the Mavericks was in in movies
5:22
as is gets arrested and then all of
5:24
a sudden all these other things come into
5:27
play. Are we going to easy path to
5:29
the finals or the basket of arms is
5:31
of has that Obama? This is the way
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that works as well as works. sweeter works
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Ok you win in you get in and
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you continue to win to stay in there
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said that he says losing own purposes never
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ever ever be beneficial for professional sports teams.
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The whole point. Of the game is
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winning and losing. That's why they keep score
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day. You see, that's what they see Score.
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Well on my way. I hear you
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say now you're getting into that rhetoric which
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I mostly agree with, but. Dabbles,
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damage sex has a couple of exceptions to
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prove the rule. One, do you think student
6:02
athletes should be playing in the blue bonnet
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bowl when they're going to be a first
6:06
round draft pick in a couple of months?
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Of course they should. They should save themselves,
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not lay their bodies on the
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line for the glory of the program. That
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right. I mean, so we agree with that one.
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I was talking about professional sports, but also I
6:20
think you have a strong argument, depending on what
6:22
the NIL money is, you might have to get
6:24
out there, son. Oh, that's
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okay. Okay. You just have to get out there. I
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mean, of course, you know, these, these singular
6:32
moments, and I just told you about what
6:34
happened in the domino effect of what the
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Flyers did to pull the goalie and not
6:39
just cost themselves, but they were going for
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it. And, you know, I'm,
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I'm kind of in on that, that
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they weren't just going to let the hockey
6:49
gods decide their fate for him. They, they,
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they were going to press the issue and
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yank the goalie. Even though it increased their
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chances of losing the game straight up and
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the domino effect and the teams that
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knocked off behind them, you know, I'm
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not opposed to tanking as an absolute.
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I think going 0 and 16, like
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Hugh Jackson, when, when the Browns decided,
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and by the way, the thing that
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gets in the way of that whole
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particular case is that Hugh Jackson
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tanked out so that they wound up
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with Miles Garrett. Wait, they'd know they
7:20
wound up with, yeah, they wound
7:23
up with my, they could have wound
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up with Patrick Mahoney, but Hugh Jackson decided
7:27
that miles Garrett was the better player. So
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they did that. I of course, benefited
7:31
from the greatest tank job in sports history,
7:33
which was the penguins tanking in 1984 so
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that they could get Mario Lemieux. I don't think
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that was wrong. I think he was an all
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time player or, or, or so
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that's an exception that proves the rule
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for tanking. Well, if you want to
7:48
win, win, win, nudge, nudge, if you're at the bottom
7:50
of the standings, you're just trying to improve your draft
7:52
stock for the next season. Do I like
7:54
it? Not necessarily, but I
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understand it. We're not talking about
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these teams. We're not talking about
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the dregs of the league. We're not talking about
8:03
the Cleveland Browns prior to miles Garrett and Baker
8:05
Mayfield or the the Penguins
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prior to Sidney crowds. We're talking about teams
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that have already qualified You are
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correct. It's the same difference It's
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the same dynamic of like I
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will frown on you from up on Mount Pius
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If you are headed to the Hall
8:22
of Fame as a baseball player and
8:24
you juice because your egos like these
8:27
guys are getting too much Shine and
8:29
I need to remind everybody who's boss.
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Okay, that's weird If you're a borderline
8:33
Major League Baseball player and
8:35
by taking steroids You can set up your
8:37
family for the next five generations by juicing
8:39
up a little bit then I'm all for
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it Right the the the context does matter
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here and you're exactly right If you're a
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baby you've been a body much like for
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five or ten years and tank out
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do we have to do this? Is
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a disgrace if you're the Cavaliers or
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anybody who's a Lakers fan saying like
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yeah Let's let's lose so that so
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that we don't have to get the
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the defending champs. Where's your dignity, right?
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It's cornball type stuff It's
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kind of reminds me of John T. Porter
9:06
who just got banned from the NBA for
9:08
gambling because John T. Porter was making like
9:12
$700,000 a year playing in the NBA He
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is the only that's the only soap so
9:17
far test case in sports gambling where I
9:19
was like Well, that makes sense Like if
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you were telling he plays on the Raptors
9:23
if you were telling me that Pascal see
9:25
a come who was on the Raptors Early
9:27
this year who had signed a max contract
9:29
in his career was taking his unders You're
9:33
a millionaire four times over ten times over, you
9:35
know, like how could you why would you ever
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do that? Now if you're if you're pulling in
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less than a mill, this is a different story
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I kind of get it like I kind of
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I kind of that one makes a little bit more
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sense Now I can make a million dollars in
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a night Compared to the million dollars. I
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won't make out the course of the year if you
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were already making half a million dollars a night What
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are you gambling for? I? Feel
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like I'll go one step further. What is
9:59
it? Rorschach test what
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you see in it. That's not wait. That's not the
10:04
test. I'm thinking of it's not Pavlov's dog Anyway,
10:06
I don't know the false premise test
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Which is I would like
10:11
to be the head coach or the general
10:13
manager of a pro basketball team or a
10:15
pro team And walk into the
10:17
room and like like what the
10:19
Lakers were facing in Nola on Tuesday
10:21
night I would say you know what?
10:24
I know it's a little embarrassing and there's
10:26
no dignity in it fellas But who thinks
10:29
raise your hand who thinks we should tank
10:31
tonight because it'll provide a better matchup for
10:33
us in In
10:35
the next week or two and if anybody raises
10:37
their hands you say you're off the team forever
10:39
We don't want we can't have it. We can't
10:42
imagine that do you think LeBron James would raise
10:44
his hand for that? If he would I would
10:46
lose regard for him, right? I don't
10:48
think I don't know You
10:50
don't get to be that good at something without
10:52
having competitive spirit, but you have to want to
10:54
win That's the only way you can ever be
10:57
Get to me even not even just LeBron
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But even even the Gabe Vincent's of the
11:02
world But you don't get to be the
11:04
Gabe Vincent's of the world in the NBA
11:06
without having an intense desire to win at
11:09
least That's what I tell myself Though
11:13
wouldn't it wouldn't that categorize is like
11:15
he's doing the smart thing that That
11:19
the Cavaliers now getting to play
11:21
the Orlando Magic are in a
11:23
better spot We now of
11:25
course must root against them,
11:27
right? I mean like that that's
11:29
the moral I'm really I am
11:31
rooting against what the Cavaliers did
11:33
in Charlotte was Reprehensible.
11:36
Yeah, disgusting Terrible
11:39
to watch and just what's
11:42
wrong with today's participation trophies across the board.
11:44
I hope the Magic beat them at four
11:46
games I hope it's a sweep and I
11:49
hope none of the games are particularly close
11:51
I have never been a bigger Orlando Magic
11:53
fan than I am right now In
11:55
fact of all the first round matchups. That
11:57
is the one that I will watch ever
12:00
single minute of and root root root
12:02
against the Cleveland Cavaliers because they deserve
12:04
it. They do not deserve it. They
12:07
do not deserve to advance another round
12:09
to the gaming the system the way
12:11
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12:14
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12:17
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Spaghetti, you're a Knickerbocker's fan by the way.
13:55
Ah, gives
13:58
me no pleasure. but I have to extend
14:02
congratulations to
14:04
the Rags. You were there, I was
14:06
happy to see it. You got to be an MSG with
14:08
your special lady and all that
14:10
for a special night, the President's Cup.
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Now, here's another one, Martin
14:15
Weiss. The Rangers
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on purpose won the President's Cup.
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Eddie Spaghetti will tell you that
14:21
the new math says that it
14:23
actually is good to win the
14:25
President's Cup for a
14:27
hockey team. It used to be as recently as like
14:29
a year or two ago, it was like, oh,
14:31
it's a curse. It's like, if you win that thing,
14:33
then be the number one team
14:35
in the league by record at the end
14:37
of the regular season. It was like a
14:39
pox for the majority of this millennium, but
14:42
Spaghetti has new math that says it's favorable.
14:44
Either way, congratulations on that. And
14:47
two, what about your Knickerbocker's
14:49
choice to play and play hard and
14:51
play to win the game versus play
14:54
for a more favorable matchup than round
14:56
one of the playoffs? Well,
14:58
thank you for the congrats there. And since this
15:00
is an NBA podcast, I will connect both the
15:03
Rangers to the Knicks. I think it's a great
15:05
move. I think I'm tired as a
15:07
Rangers fan, I'm tired of hearing like, don't win
15:09
the President's Cup or hopefully this team wins or
15:11
this team loses. I don't want to play the
15:14
Penguins. I don't want to play this team. I
15:16
don't want to play Tampa. Like, that's not really
15:18
how it works. If you're a guy- That's thinking,
15:20
thinking. You're cheating, right Spaghetti. That's right, Martin Weiss
15:22
is right. That starts a
15:24
culture of losing, being favorable.
15:26
Don't go down that rabbit hole.
15:29
And if you want to be the best, you have to beat
15:31
the best, which is a tired phrase, but it's true. And
15:34
that ties into the Knicks as well. I mean, the Knicks
15:36
getting the two seed for that team for
15:38
the city, it means something. Getting 50 wins
15:41
for this team, for the city, it means
15:43
something for the fans, definitely means something. And
15:45
yeah, I understand that Joel Embiid is the
15:47
reigning MVP. He's a phenomenal basketball player, but
15:49
the fact of the matter is he's been
15:51
banged up all year. And
15:53
it's no sure thing that if they had to play, you
15:55
know, the Pacers who gives a lot of team fits, that
15:57
could have been a problem. And the same goes for, You
15:59
know, if the heat- My whatever I just feel like of
16:01
his and I'm going to being one of those
16:04
two teams are from the playing games. I get
16:06
your beer and a half to be him. Doesn't
16:08
matter what the history as or how many star
16:10
players they have because the next house or star
16:12
player in jail brunson of course like Julius Randle,
16:15
being healthy would have been a lot better but
16:17
I saw them to death as good anything Tom
16:19
Thibodeau, the phenomenal couch instead he may are you
16:21
grind players to their bone because of how much
16:24
he plays them for the regular season. They're kind
16:26
of the the anti of this arab and be
16:28
a basketball where people are are not. Near you're
16:30
doing load management the next don't really do that
16:32
whatsoever which could bite them really in the and
16:35
bytes on a is it does seem like reminds
16:37
me of those mid nineties knicks the and like
16:39
those is like Tov grind your out and like
16:41
they were the identity of the city with those
16:43
he's with like you know organ maze and doing
16:46
and starts and I think as a reason why
16:48
this whole town is like really believing in them
16:50
a little bit different and guy carmel my the
16:52
meeting usually did when fifty four games they were
16:54
very good. This is a different feel. This team
16:57
actually has the potential to go pretty far. Not
16:59
going to say when these are our final even
17:01
make it to the easy and I think they're
17:03
gonna be in the car essays and I think
17:05
it's a first step in a very long time
17:08
for the next name. Well. Let's
17:10
get into a Dan Martin Am. What?
17:13
Do you think about first of
17:15
all the not small matter and
17:17
be. And company against Jimmy
17:19
Butler at the time this recording
17:21
the sixers lane five total is
17:24
to away. Jimmy Butler.
17:26
Do it again or you take in Philly here.
17:29
Until you feel here. Because I mean.
17:32
There. Is only so much dancing to
17:34
the raindrops in Miami Heat and Do
17:36
before it's been. Rain hits that flame
17:39
and distinguishes it. Nine dates this year.
17:41
They. Know was we could look back and
17:44
three weeks and like this tape made it
17:46
may aids I've old mill but that he
17:48
all season I've not done anything to make
17:50
me think that they're at top eighteen or
17:52
at least a top six team in the
17:54
west's right A I mean in the East
17:56
well the top six him in the east
17:59
and. The moment they had
18:01
moments last year where it was up
18:03
and down right this year to me
18:05
has been more steady just of average
18:07
and to me they are much closer
18:09
to to the horse in the balls
18:11
than they are to the seventy sixers
18:14
who realistically it like to etti point
18:16
do all of these been knocked have
18:18
been bangs of all season. If.
18:20
He was healthy. I think that he would
18:22
they would probably be the two seats rise
18:24
as a boss and would still ran. I
18:26
mean they those a bigger gap or Padres
18:29
my answer. I lost his celtics and the
18:31
to see. Then. There was in
18:33
the entire play off for the Western Conference.
18:35
Philadelphia probably should have been right there about
18:37
six and a half games back out. a
18:40
first place all season long pad and be
18:42
been helping. And isn't
18:44
it it out again? You say? three weeks
18:46
from now we might look back him and
18:48
look like. By. This
18:50
really does either. Know it. It's
18:52
not if I were a south
18:55
expanse. very cautious. optimism. dead. Yet
18:57
out with ah, with Yannis in the
18:59
state he is, it doesn't sound like
19:01
easy to be available to even start
19:03
the series on. The. Patio Julius
19:05
Randle down. A lot of people including
19:08
you and Kevin Hands were circling the
19:10
knickerbockers as the team that might be
19:12
able to actually take for off of
19:14
Boston. Ah, on the eastern side of
19:16
things. I mean the pads is pretty
19:18
clear for the celts. I mean is
19:20
is this as. Ah,
19:22
I'm. Pretty. Bit a favorite.
19:25
First. A city like new one last
19:27
year. with Denver Denver. last year I've lost
19:29
to play off games on the way to
19:31
Defiance Right reads all over the last one
19:34
in the funds. If the south the city
19:36
was a weird. If they go strong it
19:38
should be a run like that where they
19:40
are losing. Less. Than five playoff
19:42
games in total. ah but the
19:44
way the thing that the thing
19:46
that like gives me pause with
19:49
the celtics is date august to
19:51
the free throw on and they
19:53
have no was shot diversity outside
19:55
of three pointers and layouts and
19:57
I know that in a perfect
19:59
world. Every shot that you take
20:01
would be a three pointer or a layup
20:03
according to the nerds that have taken over
20:06
the sport that I love, right? but nothing
20:08
is perfect in the play offs. These go
20:10
wrong in the playoffs and would things go
20:12
wrong as they sometimes will. You're going to
20:15
need a guys and simple up from the
20:17
free throw line because he can get all
20:19
the way to the room and to brew
20:21
foreigners are Poland. somebody's gotta make something happen
20:23
and I'll Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown. Are
20:26
you quiz? It with with they
20:28
to the way they play all year
20:30
to to get to the free door, wide
20:32
extended area and hit mid range jump
20:34
shots you will get every great score in
20:36
the N B A is really in the
20:39
last. Ditto. As distinct, the
20:41
last ten years of the Mbs every.
20:43
Smoothly. Dominant or even step Harrys got
20:45
a floater. Everybody has something that they can
20:48
do if you cut their if you cut
20:50
him off before they get to the rim.
20:52
Le Bron in his around fade away right?
20:54
Kevin Durant's free door of Extended for the
20:56
last ten years has been money. Devin Booker
20:59
the same three pointers are great and used
21:01
to suit a lot of them right, but
21:03
you have to have some side. the birds
21:05
that you gotta be able to pump, fake
21:07
take to dribble and then boom right there.
21:10
Floater from the brutalize has put a put,
21:12
does that. Added pressure on. The Demons and
21:14
when you're in the play offs. To me
21:16
though, the way you have to look at
21:19
this is the more bug getter that you
21:21
have wanted. seen the better right? because you.
21:24
Did. Years the Us would be
21:26
able to run your set in. I
21:28
could be able to just screen and
21:30
roll into oblivion cause you're playing the
21:32
same team at minimum four times. You
21:34
have to beat them for time to
21:36
get through to the next round. unless
21:38
you're talking about the plane and with
21:40
anything can happen. Disaster Golden State Warriors
21:42
last night. But. If you
21:44
that a beat Us Imports Rg Kids is due
21:46
to say that you didn't game one because they'll
21:48
be. They'll be hit two a day. They're all
21:51
professions. Either. Way you mention
21:53
that, Ah yeah, you mention what happened
21:55
on Tuesday night. And okay
21:57
balance as compelling Matt yep hangs
21:59
feel like they're on the rise.
22:01
Things got sideways injury wise with
22:04
Monk and all that. but. I.
22:06
Do like the King's next three
22:08
to five years. Golden. State I
22:10
don't like it as my by okay an
22:12
iconic team and all that. I.
22:15
Mean the East Nine Ten
22:17
matchup. Is a statement about going
22:19
too far with how many plastics ago. I
22:21
mean, what are what are we talking about
22:23
that combines. ah, I'm twenty games under five
22:25
hundred or whatever these two teams are. Still
22:28
just send them both out into the field.
22:30
Let's let's just cut to the chase. Oh,
22:32
that's when I love about the King's is
22:34
that now they go to Nola. I'm
22:37
correct me if I'm wrong. the Pelicans
22:39
mascot was that thing. Baby cake. Rides.
22:42
Or king take baby or whatever his name
22:44
was easily the good. Either me or things
22:46
are com and a into his house and
22:48
he's a baby. Came. So. The only
22:51
at the root for Sacramento. You. Know
22:53
the story behind the king Take baby
22:55
the know how I will I be
22:57
less? I know I think the better.
22:59
probably because it's really it's bizarre in
23:01
kind of creepy. would you do see
23:03
it without who is bizarre? Kind of
23:06
creepy but every year between during Mardi
23:08
Gras seasons new can buy it's what
23:10
is called a king taste right move.
23:12
It's guy looks like a pastry with
23:14
icing on agreed gold and yellow or
23:16
these are me green golden purple on
23:18
the colors of Mardi Gras and you
23:21
have a team taking so like. Let's
23:23
say hypothetically speaking, I would. I lived
23:25
off a parade route. I say day
23:27
pay spaghetti was come on down and
23:29
Miles was the parade because I live
23:32
two blocks away. I was there by
23:34
eating cake. So. They got of the
23:36
take everybody would eat, it's you be needed
23:38
and his arm and a day or night
23:40
as long as it's during Mardi Gras season.
23:42
I've had think take for breakfast many times
23:44
in my debts. So whereas you cut to
23:46
pieces right, there is a baby inside the
23:48
case. And the person who gets
23:50
the baby. I know is odd.
23:53
But. the person who gets the benefit i would hide
23:55
the baby in there somewhere the know lived or
23:57
the gays put a sense to given a bottomless
23:59
or other other pastry cut
24:02
it up. And as you say, Dave, you
24:04
got the baby now you have to buy
24:06
the next tin cake for the next time
24:08
that we have a Mardi Gras party. The
24:12
irony that this is all going
24:14
on in Louisiana, where the speaker
24:17
of the house Mike Johnson is
24:19
is, or actually, maybe it informs why
24:21
he is the way he is anyhow. Okay,
24:24
last couple things here for you, Martin. And
24:26
last couple things for us, as a matter
24:28
of fact, we wanted to get you in
24:30
in advance of these, these
24:32
NBA playoffs Lakers now, with
24:35
the nugs, nugs minus 380,
24:38
prohibited favorites, in other words, although I'll
24:40
defer to you on this, I have
24:42
heard repeatedly, I listen,
24:44
you and Mark Gunnels on
24:47
lemon pepper parlay have been singing a
24:49
song I have been bitten by the
24:51
Mavericks one too many times to
24:53
support them. I really
24:55
you know, Don, I am
24:57
waiting for the big breakthrough. But like I
24:59
say, one too many spring times I've invested
25:01
in them. So I'm off of that. But
25:04
you say the Mavs have a have the
25:07
best shot out of all the West to
25:09
knock off the nugs. Am I heard
25:11
you're right? I
25:13
think it especially with Jamal Murray's injury
25:16
is anything that's more significant, I will
25:18
probably peg the Mavericks as a team
25:20
with the best shot to go to
25:22
the Western Conference Finals outside of Denver.
25:24
And I mean, the odds reflected as
25:26
such, but I think Hawaii's knee is
25:29
going to be a world clear
25:31
shortly that it's a bigger issue than, um,
25:33
than it actually is. The Thunder
25:36
are interesting, but the Thunder don't have
25:38
any big bodies, right? They have Chad
25:40
Holmgren, who is slim tall, instead of
25:43
big tall, right? You know, he's not quite,
25:45
you know, he there's no, he needs a little,
25:48
you know, look few more sandwiches or some more.
25:50
What a pro needs. Oh
25:54
my goodness. That commercial
25:56
had this household Asking
25:59
at the end. Why do
26:01
they keep showing his God what is
26:03
a terrible covered I tell you my
26:06
hypothesis about why that commercial has been
26:08
received so poorly to fold wine. What's.
26:11
Chester. don't walk and around them. The
26:13
had to tell whether I'm on and
26:15
it doesn't look like he's worn it
26:17
very much but he did buy it
26:19
ends.that leather suit is where and him
26:22
not the other way around. Wider into.
26:24
It's the thing he does with his hands. right?
26:27
Hand. Side. He he said they didn't.
26:29
Do their song back and forth by but
26:32
it's when said goes. I want to get
26:34
oil approach what you know That's when people
26:36
are like what the how you doin Chester
26:38
I'm I'm right. I mean the singing voices
26:41
don't help because as hard as it is
26:43
really hard to ignore when you're sitting there
26:45
is really did you watch it again? We
26:47
try your best to ignore to commercials and
26:50
doing go about your life in those four
26:52
minutes. the five minute periods of respite that
26:54
you get from being locked into the Axe
26:56
Black since we're all here for an in
26:59
that commercial. Very. Was like the I
27:01
like the Whopper. During
27:03
the when it first came out. Once
27:05
you hear it, you can stop listening
27:08
and now thirty seconds of your break
27:10
from what's actually going on. the intensity
27:12
of the massive that you're watching thirty
27:14
Seconds is now been stolen from Daves
27:16
Us for the Bronx where we are
27:18
talking about this big scandal. No one
27:20
is talking about the Big Scandal, The
27:23
Eraser, The Original Georgi and Song Lady
27:25
She's on the Boss. It's a big
27:27
Hollywood production like I take one day
27:29
lead your audience at each day. Saw
27:31
didn't See does the. Big dance number.
27:34
The. Original Lady. she's gone from the planet
27:36
earth as far as we know they've replaced
27:38
are now office seats and no one's Batman.
27:41
I about it But Damage. Six years, Amanda
27:43
Justice and now Quick Break. Listen,
27:50
Martin Dynamite, Stop. Before.
27:52
You go. The one last thing we were talking know
27:54
and all that. Where's. Our ongoing
27:56
a little project here is we've gotten
27:58
Chris Long Jeff. Lord spaghetti to wait
28:01
and I'm the audience is weighing in
28:03
with that with their keen ideas. Now
28:05
it's your turn Martin Weiss, You can
28:07
bring back one player. From.
28:10
New. Orleans Saints history in his
28:12
prime. And. Plug him on to the Twenty
28:14
Twenty Four roster. Who is it? Drew.
28:16
Brees. So. Cheaply
28:18
com a spaghetti and I have already agreed
28:20
it's novice stuff to take a Qb. Okay,
28:22
I'll take the advertiser when you're a one
28:25
man a new one moment when they're all
28:27
of it feels like is legitimately a quarterback
28:29
way. How can any sign of quarterback? A
28:31
year ago for three years, one hundred million
28:33
dollars and now the says is that much
28:35
worse against a salary cap when you probably
28:37
if you can, give me Drew Brees of
28:39
their cars contracts bloodstains my won a playoff
28:41
game. You. Know when which Amazon. Being
28:43
the head coach, I'm sure I did find some
28:46
offensive lineman they would dare appeal to some. Ps.
28:48
If I think the correct answer, I'm just thinking
28:50
about this off the top my head. West.
28:53
Chandler Went on to start on with the
28:55
Chargers. I'm a bomb Saints team with Archie
28:57
Manning but West handler was one of the
29:00
great wide receivers before you to walk the
29:02
planet earth with you and Etti Spaghetti stats
29:04
the correct answer a burner for all of
29:06
time and a going to the productive why
29:08
does Already got married so used as his
29:10
new be he got us a lot of
29:13
is no thought. Look there's a lot of
29:15
a slow down there though they are or
29:17
how sounds. I'm. Going To. I'm going
29:19
to tell Rut West Handler you just compare. Proceed.
29:22
To. He them. As. Or
29:24
Betty I bet he receives as fast
29:26
and was downloaded. While.
29:30
Madden football or I listened. Okay Busters time.
29:32
Thank you for making the time for a
29:34
smart Weiss. I'm sure you'll likely you just
29:36
heard great news. You can listen to him
29:38
on the aforementioned lemon pepper parlay. You can
29:40
catch him on Fox Sports with Rob Parker
29:42
and Chris Broussard. I like make an appearance
29:44
is on Eggshells and I like making appearances
29:47
on Martin Weiss as week and shall also
29:49
on Fox Sports. Big times coming up for
29:51
ah, Martin Weiss. I'll let him tell you
29:53
about bad in the upcoming days. In the
29:55
meantime, great thanks. Enjoy these M B A
29:57
playoffs and that makes some time for the
29:59
Nhl. They are to watch him for me
30:01
to because I'm I'm out. I'm out. I'm
30:03
watching baseball bats. It. Tells. Me all
30:05
you have shown that till September was me
30:07
an issue by now that of the playoff
30:10
hockey her a hotel with all that how
30:12
with all of it. And
30:14
you martin. You. Have about.
30:17
Their. Egos, Eddie Spaghetti, let's get outta here
30:19
are and he's already got and that's
30:21
fine because I'm out the door to
30:23
just like I am on Hockey State
30:25
and hardy leave Sydney's Us the best
30:27
player the millennium out what he is
30:29
doing Bettman I told you to rig
30:31
the same and now he gets the
30:34
Washington Capitals in the New York Islanders.
30:36
Good luck getting audience or that Sas
30:38
will be back tomorrow with have enhanced
30:40
with a brand new episode a minus
30:42
three. Until then say so much for
30:44
St. Vincent's lies ahead.
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