You guys into couches full of babes at all? Well, look no further! Now that we're getting into doing stand-up, were having some of our local comics on to try and promote some good ol' Florida comedy. This week we had Tampa Bay's own Shannon Kel

MFP Episode 70 - Don't Rob Me, I'm Poor

Jun 18th, 2018 1h 13m

Say whatttt? People are out here tryin to rob your girls? Well, jokes on them...we're poor :p Join us this week as we talk about Cassi's harrowing experience with gas station crack heads, Mandy breaking girl code and radio silence with an ex, a

MFP Episode 69 - Water Is For Poor People

Jun 7th, 2018 1h 18m

Well, hey there! How's it hangin? Girthy and to the left? This week Cassi and Mandy get wayyyy too high on Cassi's vape pen, talk about how 90's R&B paved the way for how we act in a relationship, dis dirinking water, and give some beauty tips.

MFP Episode 68 - When WereNiqua Strikes!

May 20th, 2018 58m 20s

I know we keep doin y'all dirty and running off and leaving you...we're assholes. Sorry. Hopefully this latest episode will bring you some laughs so you aren't mad at us anymore! **bats eyelashes** This week Cassi and Mandy get way too high....

MFP Episode 67 - Street Brawlin' Grandpas

Apr 15th, 2018 1h 20m

Hey babes! In this episode we smoke and have a jolly good time watching grandpas beat the living daylights out of each other :D , and talking about Mandy gluing her hands together with industrial strength adhesive...amongst other things. Also,

MFP the Lost Episode - Nightmare In Daytona

Mar 26th, 2018 1h 25m

Well hey there! Sure has been a while, but here we are and that's all that matters :p This episode was recorded right before Cassi's daughter went into the hospital, so to kick off our return now that she's all better we thought we would releas

MFP With Special Guests John Jacobs And Josh Santos Of Tampa News Force

Jan 24th, 2018 1h 37m

Hey kids! We're really excited to bring you this special episode of the podcast! So basically we strong armed our way into the home of comedians John Jacobs and Josh Santos (aka Tampa News Force), equipped with a cheese plate, weed, wine, and a

MFP Episode 64 - Stoner Selfie Fails And Just Roastin Bitches

Jan 6th, 2018 1h 37m

Hey kids! So this is our very last audio only episode that we recorded right before the holidays. We've used our break to get the studio all put together and get things all nice and cozy :) Everything works, nothing has caught on fire (except j

MFP Ep 63 - Interview With Caregiver Jenni Plum Owner Of Maine Cannababes!

Dec 18th, 2017 1h 9m

Guys, we had such an awesome conversation with a really awesome girl! Jenni Plum, cannabis caregiver and owner of Maine Cannababes, joined us via Skype and we had a blast! Check her out on the latest season of Viceland's Weediquette - Between L

MFP Episode 62 - Merry Fistmas

Dec 7th, 2017 1h 19m

Well gall darn, we went and ghosted you guys again. Sorry about that. Now that technical difficulties are taken care of, Cassi is back from acting a damn fool in Las Vegas, and Mandy has snacks and a bottle of wine at the ready, we're back in a

MFP Episode 61 - Serious AF About Cheese

Nov 7th, 2017 1h 24m

You into cheese at all? Well, Mandy is. A lot, apparently.... Join your girls as they have one more ghetto smoke sesh recording in the garage before the new studio is put together! This week we play Florida or Nah, eat cookies, smoke joints, ta

MFP Episode 60 - Interview With Prison Coach RDAP Dan

Oct 30th, 2017 1h 42m

Here comes a special episode with our guest RDAP Dan! We weren't sure what to expect when a friend of ours suggested we have his prison coach on as a guest, but as it turns out Dan's is pretty fuckin cool and had some crazy stories to tell! If

MFP Episode 59 - Backyard Drunken Tales And High Home Improvements

Oct 23rd, 2017 1h 10m

This week Mandy convinces Cassi to help her move her broke ass washing machine out to the garage...so why not get high and slap on the lavaliere mics while we tackle the job? After the job is done a celebratory backyard smoke sesh takes place a

MFP Episode 58 - Live At LA Podfest!

Oct 10th, 2017 1h 16m

Yooooo! Our live show from the LA Podfest is up and ready! Thank you to everyone that came to the show and to everyone involved in allowing us to be a part of the festival! Take a listen as we talk about our crazy travel tales, hobo poop tunnel

MFP Episode 57 - Two Tone Dick Pics And Fluffy Kittens

Oct 2nd, 2017 1h 31m

Ever send Cassi or Mandy a dick pic? Well....it might be discussed on this episode, especially if you are uncircumsised, as Mandy believes uncut peeners look like crescent rolls and are the drop top convertible of the dick world. I mean...she's

MFP Episode 56 - Ugly Boys And Bad Upbringings

Sep 25th, 2017 1h 31m

We survived Hurricane Irma and have power and internet back! That means you get to listen to the new podcast...whether you wanted to or not. THis week Cassi and Mandy talk about ugly boyfriends, hurrican survival, and tell some awful stories ab

MFP Episode 55 - Bong Rips, Gamblin, And Florida Or Nah? Party!

Sep 7th, 2017 1h 41m

Hey there my lovelies! This episode is ridiculous lol...join us as Cassi and Mandy do bong rips, go to the casino, and play a few rounds of Florida or Nah :)And these particular Florida news headlines used in the game are straight up crazy....l

MFP Ep 50something - Sexy Gay Chest Hair And Scrubs

Aug 18th, 2017 1h 19m

Heyyy! My its been a while, hasn't it? Well on this episode be prepared to hear some drunken stories about break ups and break ins, gay bars, birthday turn ups, 4th of July shroom adventures...and after we reveal what could possibly be the wors

MFP Episode 52 - Butt Cabbage Dinner Party

Jul 1st, 2017 1h 20m

Well hello there. Look at how cute you are today ^-^ In this "re-do episode" we have a little dinner party at Mandy's with the travel mics and make our family favorite - Butt Cabbage! Take a listen as we stink up Mandy's house, talk about Toby

MFP Ep 51 - The Great Bathroom Detective

Jun 3rd, 2017 1h 25m

This week I hope you're in the mood to hear about Cassi and Mandy being creepy bathroom detectives and shaming people that don't have any damn sense...because it happens, lol. No one is safe from the shamings being doled out on this episode, no

MFP Episode 50 - Hey, Hobo! ...ya f@ckin sh!thead!

May 24th, 2017 1h 27m

Hobos are on the prowl in Florida, so watch out! Its already crazy enough down here without the disgruntled homeless making it harder out here. We're officially back from whatever that hiatus was that we took after our live shows and special Ia

MFP w/ Special Guest Ian Edwards

May 4th, 2017 1h

Hey y'all! This is another super special episode! Mandy couldn't come record, but Cassi has a special guest host...Ian Edwards! Say whatttt? Take a listen as we walk around UCF, eat tacos, and get attacked by sprinklers! It was way fun to recor

MFP Live At Nerdmelt w/ Special Guest Graham Elwood!

Apr 16th, 2017 1h 10m

Here it is! The live show from Los Angeles! Woooooo! We had so much fun doing this show with our buddy, comedian Graham Elwood! Take a listen and make sure you aren't anywhere where you wont be allowed to laugh really fucking loud....bc its gon

MFP Live in Austin TX w/ Special Guest Jomo And The Possum Posse

Apr 12th, 2017 57m

Here it is! The Live show from our trip to Austin, TX at The New Movement with special guests Jomo and the Possum Posse - those loveable fellas behind the Guy on a Buffalo videos! We had a blast playing musical Cards Against Humanity with them

MFP EP 49 - Suns Out, Buns Out! (...and Bong Rips)

Mar 27th, 2017 1h 12m

Why hello there podcast listeners. Have you lost weight? You're looking pretty nice today ;) Now that we have wooed you and made you feel beautiful, go on and listen to episode 49, where Mandy does some kind of Michael Jackson impression and Ca