We’re upping the ante. Today, Bjorn and Dewitt are joined by their buddy John-Alan to discuss random facts and the three of them address some mistakes we’ve made in the past. Also, our newest host throws down a tense challenge.

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Timeline

@0:00 – Cold Opening – Hot Pokemon
@0:44 – Intro
@1:36 – Let’s Meet John-Alan. The Alan is important.
@2:23 – Stephen Hawking/Stephen Skynet
@4:29 – Manteca. Former home of water-slides. And exaggeration.
@5:10 – Dewitt takes a stand about asses.
@6:55 – We don’t record next to an upturned mattress for audio purposes. Also, there are French people besides Pepe Lepew and Lumiere
@9:49 – We butcher a news headline about Judy Garland’s stolen slippers. Also, a discussion of magical movie props, including Dragon Balls, Lightsabers and the Green Lantern ring.
@16:29 – #RunningManChallenge needs to learn the Running Man. It’s the Harlem Shake all over again.
@19:00 – (Redux) Aesop Rock released a new album and we still don’t have anything to say about it. The Impossible Kid…although, he might be innocent as well. Also, John-Alan challenges Immortal Technique.
@22:17 – SPONSOR: The Eightfold Path to Destruction
@22:57 – Random Facts!
@24:04 – John-Alan presents a list of random Hashtags for you to run with. #CupcakeInACake #TatumDidWhat? #MisplacedRubberDuck
@26:37 – CIA is reliving their glory days a bit too much.
@29:26 – Oprah’s name is a typo. Also, cunnilingus is a funny word.
@32:09 – Gwen Stefani has brought us a random fact this week. Also, bananas are dicks. They may be Donald Trump’s running mate.
@37:19 – Solution to uneven wear on shoes and Phillip DeFranco’s exciting new career move.
@39:40 – We discuss a potentially grievous oversight from an earlier episode.
@44:33 – Bjorn has had a grudge against Nutella for years apparently. We also realize that we may need a weekly food segment because food is awesome.
@49:15 – Recurring vs Reoccurring. You decide. #ItsReoccurringNotRecurring
@50:27 – More anime. CrunchyRoll and Netflix should make a streaming baby.
@51:30 – Some mumbling about watches and big dicks.
@52:25 – JA calls out Immortal Technique to a gift-wrapping duel as well.
@53:47 – Wrapping up.