"The immediate recognition of a soul mate was something that did not occur outside the pack. It had to be a mistake. But was it?" Today on Moist Lily we soar into the enchanted gothic realm of Eva J. Thomas’s Virgin Moon. Vincent, a dashing and decadent vampire with brooding ‘come hither and let me fang you silly eyes,’ is an unholy warrior with an identity complex. Kidnapped and trapped in this blood sucker's chamber, Werewoman Emily’s situation is hairy indeed!

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to [email protected] along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

Wish to continue this particular literary adventure?  Virgin Moon (Episode #1): A Vampire/Werewolf Romance

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