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Hey, guys. Are you ready for some money
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rehab?
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Wall Street has been completely upended
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by an unlikely player. GameStop.
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Game should I have A401 cake? Did
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I ever do it? No. I know.
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You recognize sir from anchoring on CNN,
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only financial expert you don't need
1:43
a dictionary to understand. The
1:45
cold lap in. This is a
1:47
super
1:48
special day because today
1:50
marks the four hundredth episode
1:52
of Money Rehab. four hundred
1:54
episodes. Can you believe it? If
1:56
I think back to when I recorded the
1:58
pilot for this show
1:59
in my car in the pouring rain, true
2:02
story, I can hardly believe of
2:04
myself, but the proof is
2:06
in the montage.
2:06
So let's do it. Over
2:08
the last three hundred and ninety nine episodes,
2:11
we have covered a lot of
2:13
ground. We've nailed some money
2:15
basics.
2:15
the
2:16
Now we're going to make your
2:19
rum roll,
2:21
please.
2:24
Budget. I know it
2:26
sounds like a bad word.
2:27
You probably hate this word. I hated
2:29
this word before. That's why I
2:31
like to call it a spending plan because
2:33
it doesn't feel as scary. And
2:36
leveled up to Varsity status topics,
2:39
At the start of the pandemic, every
2:41
person on Twitter was deaming me
2:44
about hot stocks they
2:46
were like, Nicole, should I buy
2:48
Zoom? What are your thoughts on Peloton?
2:50
Netflix is killing it right now with
2:52
everyone's stuck at home watching it? Should
2:54
I buy their stock? To
2:57
all of those folks who said it was their
2:59
first time getting into investing, I
3:01
said hell to the No.
3:04
no investing in individual stocks,
3:06
and I repeated the title of this episode
3:09
to them. Index Funds and
3:11
Chill. We've heard from
3:13
some inspiring changemakers. I
3:17
mean, when I saw that check for million dollars,
3:19
it was like, holy shit.
3:22
And financial insiders, and
3:24
how many people have you helped through
3:26
bankruptcy?
3:27
Oh, you know what, while
3:30
our guests would be about seven thousand.
3:32
And my personal favorite, we've
3:35
had interventions with amazing
3:37
listeners.
3:37
I've been
3:38
struggling with debt for, like, over ten years.
3:40
So, like, that's all I've known as being
3:42
a grown up. So
3:44
now I'm just, like, we what do I do now?
3:46
Like, you know, I'm saving and I'm starting to
3:48
put more money in like my 401k. And
3:51
after four hundred episodes coming
3:54
to you daily, it's time for us
3:56
to take a break.
3:57
And I'll be honest because it's the only
3:59
way I know
3:59
how to be. I'm not sure when
4:02
we're coming back. But here's what I can tell
4:04
you. Whether money rehab comes back
4:06
as you know and love it or I come back
4:08
with something a little shinier and new,
4:10
I'll be using this time to workshop, So
4:13
the next thing that hits your ears is
4:15
bigger and better than ever before.
4:17
But make no mistake. Even though money
4:19
rehab is taking a little break, I
4:21
am not. I'm still gonna be decoding
4:23
the most important financial headlines
4:26
for you and answering your questions on
4:28
all my other platforms. So if you
4:30
haven't yet, please subscribe to my site
4:32
on bulletin, which I've linked in the
4:34
show notes and follow me on the gram,
4:36
Nicole Lapin. My DMs are
4:38
always open for your questions. Because
4:40
here's the thing. Just because money rehab
4:42
is hitting a little pause doesn't mean the
4:44
financial
4:44
world will do the same.
4:45
Money never sleeps baby, Even if
4:48
you're not starting your day with money rehab, you
4:50
should still carve out a little time to
4:52
rehab your finances every day.
4:54
To make this easier, I'll distill the most
4:56
important tips you've heard on the show
4:58
thus far. Number
4:59
one.
5:00
Start an emergency
5:02
fund. I don't know if I need to explain why
5:04
emergency funds are important after
5:06
the last three years of pandemic madness
5:08
and lay off school war. But just in
5:10
case, here's the deal. If God forbid,
5:13
something happens to you or you lose
5:15
your job, you're gonna find that Even
5:17
though you don't have any income,
5:19
you still have expenses. And you
5:21
can't pay for your groceries with an asset.
5:23
And by asset, I mean something that you
5:25
own outright that you could
5:27
sell if you needed to bring in extra money,
5:29
like a car, a house, or a
5:31
boat. Although a house could be
5:33
worth cold, hard cash if you sold it,
5:35
it's just not cash now. Is
5:37
it? When you check out at the grocery store, the
5:39
cashier asks you credit or
5:41
debit. You can't say house
5:43
or boat. Right? You'd need to
5:45
sell that house for cash, which
5:47
isn't a feasible way to get cash
5:50
fast. So you need some money squirled
5:52
away. A doomsday fund, a
5:54
treasure chest, an o shit fund,
5:56
a break in case of emergency fund,
5:58
whatever you wanna call it, you need
6:00
one. Number two. Glow
6:04
up your credit score. Your credit score
6:06
is super important.
6:06
Think of it like the grades you get
6:08
on your financial report card. And
6:10
maybe your report card wasn't all that
6:12
important once you got out of school, but in
6:14
the money world, your financial
6:16
transcript is very important.
6:19
If you're not acing your credit report, you're
6:21
gonna pay a higher interest rate on your credit
6:23
card. When you're buying at home, it will
6:25
screw you with your mortgage and closing
6:27
costs. and it can be the deciding
6:29
factor in whether or not you get a mortgage at
6:31
all. Plus, if you need to take out a loan
6:33
for something important, banks will look at
6:35
your credit
6:35
score to approve you or
6:38
not.
6:38
It's basically supposed
6:40
to tell people who are looking at it like a
6:42
lender just how trustworthy you are
6:44
and how likely you are to pay
6:46
them back. But you are in
6:48
luck. Unlike a transcript with your
6:50
final end of your grades, there's
6:52
no final credit report. You
6:54
can always change your credit
6:56
score if you put in the work.
6:58
Number three. Sign
7:01
up for a brokerage account. A common misconception
7:03
is that the best way to build
7:05
wealth is to make lots and lots
7:07
of money. That's actually false.
7:10
The best way to build wealth is to
7:12
make your money work for you, and
7:14
the best way to do that is to
7:16
invest it, index funds and
7:18
chill. Am I right? SPOILER
7:20
Alert? Yes. I am right.
7:22
Number four, i
7:24
and i Bond. The series i
7:26
Bond is the MVP of all bonds
7:29
right now. Right now, the semi annual
7:31
rate based on inflation is four
7:33
point eight one percent. So
7:35
annualized, you get a composite rate
7:37
of nine point six two percent.
7:40
That's an amazing ROI.
7:42
And with a potential recession looming
7:44
and in a bear market, stellar
7:46
ROIs are hard to come by. So
7:48
do your future self a solid and
7:50
put an eye in eye bonds.
7:52
Number five. Open
7:54
a rock of irate. Like most people,
7:56
money has been a source of anxiety in
7:58
my life. But I'm
7:59
proud to say
7:59
that it's something I've gotten a handle on.
8:02
But one thing that still brings me
8:04
big dress is thinking about the thirty
8:06
seven percent of Americans that are
8:08
not saving for retirement. So
8:11
please, if you haven't already
8:13
start a Roth IRA. But don't
8:15
do it for me. Do it for your
8:17
future, retire. Queue will
8:19
winkly self. Ready to dive into these
8:21
five good financial habits? Well,
8:23
great because I've linked five episodes
8:26
in the show notes that will help you work on
8:28
each of those. And even while we're taking a
8:30
break, again, I am always here, so don't
8:32
be a stranger. I do want to take this
8:34
opportunity to save this.
8:36
Of the last three hundred and
8:38
ninety nine episodes, each
8:40
and everyone has closed
8:42
with me thanking you for investing
8:44
in yourself so that you can finally
8:46
get it together and get it
8:48
all. You are the reason I
8:50
do this. because trust me,
8:52
putting out an episode every single
8:54
day is not a walk in the park. There have
8:56
been days where I've lost
8:58
my voice, where crowns have
9:00
literally fallen out of my mouth.
9:02
My dog pod my cornea.
9:04
I had just gotten into a car accident,
9:07
five AM morning, three AM
9:09
nights. but all through it, I have
9:11
loved every moment of
9:12
making this show for you.
9:14
Your
9:14
emails, your DMs,
9:17
your
9:17
reviews have meant the world
9:19
to me, and more than I could
9:21
ever say. And hearing updates of
9:23
your progress on the road to financial
9:26
freedom is really and
9:28
truly why I got out of bed in the morning.
9:30
Believe me when I say I am
9:32
so so proud of you and all
9:34
the prop grussy you've made and will continue to
9:36
make. So I just wanna say for
9:38
the four hundredth time.
9:40
Thank
9:40
you. And for
9:41
the four thousandth time,
9:44
even though that's not enough. Thank you
9:46
to Morgan LaVoy and Mike Coscarelli.
9:48
You are the ultimate dream team.
9:51
This ambitious undertaking would have
9:53
never been possible without you. Your
9:55
talent is only rivaled
9:57
by your character. You are the
9:59
Roth to
9:59
my IRA, the
10:00
yield to my bond, the ROI
10:03
to my every investment. In
10:05
other words, you are the best part
10:07
of anything I touch. I
10:09
love you, like Warren Buffet, loves his
10:11
Vanguard s and p five hundred, index funds. I
10:13
love you, like a crypto bro, loves his
10:16
Coinbase account, I love you for loving
10:18
financial jokes and puns as much
10:20
as I do and for so many other
10:22
reasons that will make me cry like
10:24
the Fed did at the side of the last inflation
10:26
numbers. When
10:26
everyone else listens to this show, they
10:29
hear me. But whenever I
10:31
listen to it, I have and
10:33
will,
10:33
oh, base. Hear you.
10:36
Hi. This is Morgan. And this is
10:38
Mike Cascarelli. And
10:39
we're the producers on money rehab.
10:41
We know how much Nicole
10:43
appreciates all of you, the listeners,
10:45
but we could not end this
10:47
historic money rehab episode without flipping
10:49
the script and thanking Nicole.
10:51
We thought we were geniuses for
10:53
sneaking a thank you into the episode without her
10:55
hearing it first before it goes
10:57
live, but she did it first because of
10:59
course she did. She's always five hundred
11:00
steps ahead. So if you've been
11:03
listening, you
11:03
know from her listener interventions that
11:05
Nicole makes a big impact on
11:08
people, but that's just the tip
11:10
of iceberg. Nicole really
11:12
and truly does change people's
11:14
lives. and Mike and I know that
11:16
firsthand. When I started working on the
11:18
show four hundred episodes
11:20
ago, I was pretty broke
11:22
I had never invested and I was an associate
11:24
producer doing the work of a producer.
11:27
Nicole inspired me to make my money
11:29
work for me and to start
11:31
investing, and it's been
11:33
honestly an out of body experience to
11:35
watch that money grow. As someone
11:37
who grew up raised by a single mom
11:39
who's never had a financial safety net
11:41
or a trust fund, I didn't think the
11:43
investment world was for me.
11:45
but she showed me it could be. And
11:47
the only reason now I have that
11:49
sweet producer title in my email
11:51
signature is because she taught me how to
11:53
advocate for myself and how
11:55
negotiation can be the most fun type of
11:57
cardio. Nicole is truly the role
11:59
model I've always needed, and I
12:01
to love her like a CryptoPRO loves this Coinbase
12:04
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12:06
for her for the last year, I now get
12:08
that reference. So
12:09
I started working on the show a little bit later
12:11
than four hundred episodes ago.
12:13
Probably a couple episodes
12:15
in. At
12:18
that
12:18
time, I did not have a whole lot of money. I
12:20
opened up a couple of index funds. I bought
12:22
some stocks. I made a few investments
12:24
and wouldn't you know it? I'm a
12:26
fucking millionaire. I
12:30
got a little ways to go. But
12:32
working with Nicole, has
12:34
been an amazing experience just
12:37
beyond actual financial
12:39
advice. Nicole is one of the best people that I've
12:41
ever worked for one of the best people that I've ever
12:43
known. She never hesitates to help you
12:45
if she can as you guys might
12:47
have heard the episode where she
12:49
helped me negotiate my my rent
12:51
for the my first apartment where I was
12:53
living alone. You know,
12:55
she didn't even blank when I asked for
12:57
help on how to do
12:59
that. Now granted we did turn it into
13:01
content, but Nicole is just somebody that
13:03
I know and Morgan knows that we can
13:05
just go to in in in any situation
13:08
and get great advice and
13:12
a loving touch and a level of
13:14
warmth that you don't get from most people.
13:16
So although the financial advice has been
13:18
great and it has helped me
13:21
develop an an adult financial
13:23
portfolio, which I didn't have
13:25
before working with her. It's
13:27
just been an honor and a privilege
13:29
to work with the team that's so great
13:31
and and a person that's just so
13:33
wonderful. And let me tell you some of the people you've
13:35
been lucky to get this free
13:37
financial advice for four hundred
13:39
episodes And
13:40
now will be more to come at some point,
13:43
but man, oh man. We're
13:44
already for a break. But you
13:47
should
13:47
use this time to brush up on the things that we've
13:49
already put out there for because,
13:51
I mean, Nicole's the best there is. If
13:53
you just follow some of these steps,
13:55
you too can turn your financial life
13:57
around. So for today's tip you can take
13:59
straight to
13:59
the bank. Use the links in the show
14:02
notes to keep up with all of the exciting
14:04
things Nicole is working on because
14:05
the ROI will be worth it.
14:07
you can take it from us. Yeah. Send it
14:10
up. Follow me on
14:12
Instagram at my cascarello.
14:19
Money
14:19
rehab is a production of iHeartRadio. I'm
14:21
your host, Nicole Lappen. Our producers
14:23
are Morgan LaVoy and Mike Coscarelli,
14:26
executive producers are Nikki Etor
14:28
and Will Pearson. Our mascots
14:29
are Penny and
14:32
Mindy. Huge thanks to o money
14:34
rehab team and Michelle Lands for her
14:36
development work, Catherine Law for her
14:38
production and writing the magic
14:40
and Brandon Dicker for his editing,
14:42
engineering, and sound sign. And as
14:44
always, thanks
14:45
to you for finally
14:46
investing in yourself so
14:48
that you can get
14:49
it together and get it
14:57
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