In 1993, Steven Spielberg's JURASSIC PARK plummeted unexpectedly from the heavens and it left an impact crater we're still feeling today in all of filmdom.

Here at Movie Bomb Squad, we're really, REALLY feeling it.  Why?  Well, because we just watched ....

TAMMY & THE T-REX: Paul Walker is mauled by a lion, pounded on my a mad scientist, and then has his brain implanted into a robot dinosaur that wreaks havoc on a homophobic lil' town all while playing one hell of a game of charades with his love interest, Denise Richards.  We make a load of dead-Paul Walker jokes, btw.  

CARNOSAUR: Laura Dern might've been in Jurassic Park, but her mom was in this piece of shit ... I mean classic film about a mad scientist (go figure) who uses chicken DNA to impregnate women with dinosaurs?  Un huh.

Join us for laughs, libations, and bad movie lovin' like you haven't felt in months. Peace!