"You know, we're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them."---Samuel Gerard, The Fugitive

Surviving in a prison movie can be all sorts of fun: You have a gym, lots of friends, and motivation to survive. Just remember to keep your guard and let the soap go. Just let it go.

Oh, and this is strictly for surviving movie prison life. Using this as a guide for REAL prison life is not advisable.