I love the smell of wasteland in the morning, and mutants too. This week, Ron recaps a cult favorite starring Roddy Piper as a man so virile, even the frogs can't get enough.

Deathstalker

Jan 14th, 2024 1h 22m

Living for himself and answering to nobody, the mighty barbarian warrior, Ron, decides to recap 1983's favorite boob contest.

Treasure of the Four Crowns

Oct 22nd, 2023 1h 30m

Ron's back, in 3D, with 2 balls, and a recap of 1983's best horror film starring Anthony Anthony, Gene Quintano, $1.05, and a crapload of climbing gear!

BIg Trouble in Little China

Aug 20th, 2023 1h 56m

Everybody relax, Ron's here to look that big ole John Carpenter right in the brown eye and recap some pure 1986 magic: Dude, Where's My Truck? So sit tight, hold the fort, and remember what old Egg Shen says at a time like this, "Wasn't easy!"

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Jun 18th, 2023 2h 18m

Two men enter; one man recaps our favorite "death on foot" played by Mel Gibson, with Tina Turner hot on his tail in a gold phallus. So bring a diaper, a sax, and a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Max Max Beyond Thunderd

Evil Dead Rise

May 14th, 2023 1h 19m

It's a theatrical episode! Did you think Ron could go see the new Evil Dead and not tell us about it? So sit down, shut up, fuse with a couple family members, and let's do this!

Night of the Comet

Apr 9th, 2023 1h 19m

This week, Ron wipes out most of life on Earth with his recap of a quintessential 80s favorite starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, and Robert Beltran. Recap starts at 00:08:40

Warlock: the Armageddon

Feb 19th, 2023 1h 44m

This week, he's not a "Ron," he's a witch! And the gang writes a proper love letter to Julian Sands with the help of a special mystery co-host... Recap starts at 00:09:20

The Stuff

Jan 8th, 2023 1h 23m

Things get real sticky this week when Ron recaps that one movie everyone saw on the shelf in the video rental store, and ain't no lamp oil gonna fix it. Recap starts at 00:12:00 *spoilers ahead*

The Thing (1982)

Oct 23rd, 2022 1h 34m

This week, Ron's head finally opens up like a flower and spurts a spooky recap all over. You're gonna need a towel. Happy Halloween, folks! *major spoilers ahead*

The VelociPastor

Aug 27th, 2022 1h 9m

...for God said unto Ron, "make a new recap," and he did, and it was pretty good!

Remo Williams

Jul 3rd, 2022 1h 28m

This week's a "backwards dick" kinda week as Birthday Boy Ron does his absolute best to give Fred Ward a proper send-off without somehow recapping Tremors 2. *major spoilers ahead*

No Escape

Jun 5th, 2022 1h 31m

No guards. No walls. Endless dicks. Join us as Ron embarks on the greatest sausage-fest ever told. *major spoilers ahead*

Alligator

May 8th, 2022 1h 42m

Ron brings that good good 1980 stuff with Alligator: an Alopecian Story, starring Robert Forster, Robin Riker, and the biggest damn lhasa apso you ever saw. www.americanhairloss.org *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Legend

Mar 20th, 2022 1h 55m

Oh Mother Night, protect us in your big black embrace as we take on an 80s recap of epic proportions and attempt to answer the age old question: What is light without dildos? *major spoilers ahead*

Gremlins 2

Feb 6th, 2022 1h 52m

You know something, Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Ronmaniacs that Gremlins 2 is Joe Dante's true masterpiece, starring Haviland Morris, Tony Randall, and the lovable John Glover. You just have to ask yourself one question: What

Santa Claus: The Movie

Dec 19th, 2021 1h 36m

Santa shakes his belly like a bowlful of jelly, watches his worst employee cheat on him with John Lithgow, then goes around the world with a homeless minor! Come unwrap this recap with Ron and the gang. Do you know how to say, "Yo?" *Major Spoi

Nightmare at Noon

Oct 9th, 2021 1h 13m

In a special request episode, Ron's recap of this '80s straight-to-video gem starring Bo Hopkins and Wings Hauser will definitely have you questioning that next cup of coffee. *Major spoilers ahead*

Showdown in Little Tokyo

Aug 22nd, 2021 1h 34m

Hold on to your milk because Movies with Ron will never be the same again. Our favorite recapper spews a 90's action flick starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Vernee Watson, and Takayo "Do the thing" Fischer. *MAJOR SPOI

Warlock

Jul 11th, 2021 1h 26m

This week, Ron (of empty crib and stillborn foal) makes the undoing of the cosmos sound pretty great in one of our favorite "man out of time" recaps starring Julian Sands, Richard E. Grant, and the beautiful Lori Singer. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Solarbabies

Jun 13th, 2021 1h 36m

Nurse Candy returns (!) just in time for a beloved 80s stinker starring James Le Gros, who plays a socially awkward bad-ass that leads his post-apocalyptic rollerskating team against an army of fascists, and all from a supporting role. Jason Pa

House

May 16th, 2021 1h 19m

Hi. Ready to play? Yeah, me neither. Let's all just sit back, relax, and listen to undead soldiers running out of ammunition, because Ron's ready to whip out an 80s horror classic all over us.

Single White Female

Apr 18th, 2021 1h 3m

Bing! Ron's back in the saddle with a story of asses and obsession starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Frumpy Leigh.

Hard Rain

Mar 21st, 2021 1h 22m

Need something hard and wet? The gang's got you covered with a 90s genre-bender starring Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Randy Quaid, Minnie Driver, and the great Ed Asner! So put on your galoshes and let's do the math together... *MAJOR SP

The Exorcist 3

Feb 14th, 2021 1h 14m

I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in George C. Scott and Pulitzer prize-winning playwrights. I believe in injustice and inhumanity, and producing an excellent recap of William Peter Blatty's underrated masterpiece of horror wi