2009: Somehow I’ve booked an interview with LPGA Golf Hall of Famer Amy Alcott to talk about her new book, "The Leaderboard"—but it turns out the book is a collection of interviews she conducted. Has the whole world gone crazy? On the other hand, this could be my lucky break. I don’t know a damn thing about golf, so maybe it’s a good thing—we can talk about something I do know about. Thank goodness I don’t have to talk about birdies and bogeys—about which I know nothing.