How Close Each Of Us Have Come To Dying, & Ivan’s Guide On How To Deceive A Complete Douchebag
How Close Each Of Us Have Come To Dying, & Ivan’s Guide On How To Deceive A Complete Douchebag
How Close Each Of Us Have Come To Dying, & Ivan’s Guide On How To Deceive A Complete Douchebag
*KNOCK KNOCK*
DOOR OPENS
“Hello?!”
“How do you do? My name is Episode 11.”
“OHH SPLENDID!! My name is Barrington Tinsley. Welcome, come in, come in. Please, have a seat”
“Thank you”
“So, what what audio delights do you have for my ear-holes today Episode 11? Something piping hot and marvellous no doubt”
“Well sir, why don’t you have a listen to me for roughly 35 minutes, and you’ll find out exactly what I have in store.”
“Oh how exciting. Couldn’t I have a just little snippet of today’s adventures?”
“Oh very well. Here’s a list of out-of-context, paraphrased dialogue you can look forward to hearing in today’s episode:
- “My foot was grey with Gravel”
- “OH JESUS….SAVE ME!!!”
- “My laziness saved my life”
- “I keep pissing on the same friend when I’m drunk!!”
“Oh my floppy socks, you do sound rather eventful and, dare I say, magnificently hilarious.”
“Yes yes. This is true. One last thing though before I climb inside your head.”
“ Oh yes…?”
“I know you killed Bertie.”
“…but…how could you?…..”
*Episode 11 jumps to his feet and does a super Karate-chop to Barrington’s arm. Barrington then just explodes and blows up in a really freaking cool explosion bomb blast bang.*
“Take that you filthy beast”
*Episode 11 slowly turns around, walks out of the door….down the street…and into your ears and hearts*
From The Podcast
Mr Vertical Line
Mr Vertical Line is a weekly story-telling and confessional podcast. Each week, Ivan, Max, and Kevin sit down and tell each other a true-story from their past; OR sometimes we have a guest on to do the telling.Hopefully, the stories are funny, but sometimes they are just plain horrible and will change you forever :)We also like to ask questions at the start of the show to get things rolling. Questions like: “What’s the closest you have ever come to dying?”, or “What is the worst breakup you’ve ever been a part of”, or “When was the first time you realised your parents had sex?”. Fun things like that. “Why is it called Mr Vertical Line?” I hear you ask? Don’t worry about it.Join Podchaser to...
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