Jessica Fletcher owns a….football team?? Oy vey - how many more rails can this show keep getting off just in Season 1?

JB learns that she’s the sole beneficiary of her suddenly-dead uncle’s assets, which apparently amount to 4% of stonk in a definitely-not-the-XFL football team. In fact, it’s a very, very valuable stonk coveted by some very, very skeevy people.

Sure. Fine. Totally normal. Let’s go with that. Oh! And let’s also hail mary the holy hell out the rest of the plot by throwing in semi-naked Dick Butkus, Bruce Jenner driving a giant football helmet go-kart, a contraband adoption of a deaf girl, and maybe the most egregious of all of these moments: a squelching, sopping wet carpeted bathroom.

Featuring Special Guest Evan Moore