0:03

Is this a Crown Royal r C situation?

0:06

That's not That's not my particular

0:08

flavor there, young man, I don't Crown Royal.

0:11

I'd like to live past six take. I'd

0:17

like to be able to donate some part of my body something

0:19

at some point. No, I'm good,

0:23

donate my foot to our if.

0:27

If you donate your body after Crown Royal,

0:29

they give it away in a little purple bag

0:34

like, oh this is a Crown Royal. Hearts

0:48

racist

0:53

money

0:58

can't tell me bang

1:02

bang bang skeet, skeet skeet.

1:04

Yes, yep, yep, there it is.

1:06

There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

1:09

to another phenomenal episode

1:11

of My Mama Told Me Podcast,

1:14

where we dive deep into the pockets of

1:16

black conspiracy theories and

1:18

we finally worked to prove

1:21

that Scissor is the sexiest

1:23

human with the speech impediment on

1:25

the current planet Earth. There's

1:28

nobody with a more

1:30

beautiful that can't pronounce their

1:32

ares then, siss It's it should

1:34

be embarrassing, we should be sitting

1:36

around shaming her, but no, she's so goddamn

1:39

sexy that we just accepted whatever

1:41

bullshit is coming out of her mouth. I'm

1:44

David Bori, and I'm an advocate for

1:46

speech impediments worldwide and not

1:48

on the same side as my goals. I want that right

1:51

now.

1:54

Why do you always turn on me? I just

1:56

say, don't you just support me inside of

1:58

these burn burn bridges. I'm back

2:01

the list. I'm back the list.

2:05

Drop those as, drop those das babies.

2:08

You're right, I it's me that's

2:10

making a mistake here. I'm

2:13

your I'm your other hosts, like stink Kerman,

2:16

we're here today, uh, celebrating

2:19

speech impediments. I guess that and also

2:21

fat ass speech impediments and fatasses.

2:24

I think is is a worthy celebration

2:26

to one of those who never even und question. Yeah,

2:29

well exactly. I'm glad we can

2:31

at least agree on the latter. Perfect.

2:35

So I'm very

2:37

excited today because our our guest

2:40

today, I don't think he has a speech

2:42

impediment. He might got a fat ass. I'm not

2:44

sure what he's working with. I haven't

2:46

taken enough of a look. But he's hilarious.

2:49

He's a he's a phenomenal

2:52

comedian, a very funny actor. You know him

2:54

best as one of these stars and writers

2:57

of the show South Side which

2:59

is currently got working

3:01

on season three coming soon. He's

3:03

hilarious. Please give it up for our guests. Mr

3:06

Sutan Salahudine. Hell

3:12

yeah, dog, So what's

3:14

up everybody? My mama told me as

3:16

glad you're very happy and thanks

3:18

for having Hell yeah, man, We're

3:21

very excited you're here. This has

3:23

been a long one in the making. I've known

3:25

you for a few years now when we haven't had you

3:27

on, so I'm so happy that you're finally doing

3:30

it. Well, thank you. I'm glad that our schedules

3:32

collided and allowed us to work because hit

3:35

here, guys is equally funny, if not more funny,

3:38

So this should be really really interesting. Yeah,

3:40

it's gonna be toxic. Buddy. You

3:42

came to us. You

3:45

came to us with a conspiracy theory

3:47

that I'll say this off the bat and Borio.

3:49

I don't know how you feel about this, but

3:51

it's not a conspiracy theory that I would

3:53

necessarily immediately think of as

3:55

a black conspiracy theory, you

3:57

know what I mean. Like, it's not one that I immediate

4:00

lee associate with the black community, which is

4:02

not a bad thing. I think I think

4:04

this might open up some conversations

4:07

that we don't normally get to have on this show,

4:09

and so I won't. I won't hold my

4:12

the listener's breath any longer. But you

4:14

said, my mama told me some

4:19

strange ship happened in ross

4:22

Welle. Absolutely,

4:27

Actually it wasn't my it was my mama's sister.

4:30

It was. Yeah, so this was let

4:32

me set the background for you. So we're in Chicago.

4:36

I don't know. I was young. I was at

4:38

my grandmother's Christmas

4:41

celebration. It was like Christmas even

4:43

and follow you that don't know that we grew

4:45

up Muslim, so we didn't really celebrate Christmas.

4:48

So it was a treatment of itself from my mom

4:50

to take us over there to hang out with my grandmother.

4:52

So my aunt is over there. So

4:54

in that you are your

4:57

aunt does still celebrate Christmas.

5:00

Your family specifically does

5:02

not. We're the only family

5:05

within the whole generation. Was one of two founders

5:07

in the whole generation is settled that uh practice

5:10

Islam. The rest of our families were like Christians,

5:13

Catholics and everything else. So I had a

5:15

nice melting pot of religions growing up. I

5:17

got all the information from everywhere. The

5:19

point, yeah, whether it was stuck

5:22

and out. That's a different story. But my favorite

5:26

aunt, um, I'm not listening one of

5:28

my MANI favorites, and I have a lot of favorite for us.

5:30

I was very privileged child to have

5:32

a lot of strong female role models in

5:34

addition to male roles. I just had it every like

5:37

family wise, it was plentiful. But this

5:39

particular aunt, I tended to believe her

5:41

more. Here's why. One she was

5:43

a Chicago police officer. N

5:46

yeah, she's passed on. She's in Chicago Police

5:48

office. So you know, if you know anything about

5:50

police, they know stuff that they don't necessarily

5:53

tell you to share with the public. This I

5:55

had to be like, man, I think I was like

5:57

eight or nine, and I just got

5:59

a lot some kind of gifts and my

6:02

just like geeked off the gift. And my aunt,

6:04

my auntie, she used to uh have

6:07

Crowned Royal in her couple lots. She would drink

6:09

a lot, like I was gonna ask.

6:12

But but even if she was, even if she was

6:15

like she was a good kind of alcohol, you know the

6:17

kind. Why do you gonna give you kisses in toys and

6:19

tell you to watch out and watch your ass like that?

6:23

Well you know what I mean.

6:25

You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

6:29

you know, I think a loving aunt. But here's

6:31

the deal. Like when we would um, when

6:33

we would go visit with her, she would she would get

6:35

a little saucy he drink every now and again.

6:38

And I remember it. As soon as I got

6:40

the gift in my hands, she comes down to

6:42

my level, looks me in the eyes, and she goes seven,

6:45

roswell. It was real and walks away.

6:48

Damn, that's

6:50

what she said to me. Now, that said cop. Mind

6:52

you. When she was bending down talking

6:54

to me, I saw her shiny thirty eight and in her bags.

6:57

She had my attention. It wasn't even a question.

6:59

I don't think you're

7:01

gonna argue with her when when there's

7:03

a gun sitting there and she's like, yeah,

7:05

I'm drunk, and roswell was real.

7:09

It was lit so honestly, So

7:11

when she told me that, I was just like, all right, whatever. I

7:13

didn't actually look it up like maybe seven

7:15

years later, like when I got older, and it started

7:17

like and I started looking it up and I started doing research

7:20

and I was like, oh my god. So that's

7:22

where it started for me. And since

7:25

then, like listen to interviews on researches.

7:27

I find it to be fascinating. There are

7:29

parts of it that I necessarily I

7:31

don't know if if I can believe them, But there

7:33

are parts of it where I'm just like, how

7:35

do you not at least acknowledge

7:38

existence of it? Mm O,

7:41

Yeah, it's it's a double left sword. I

7:44

have one first question. Yeah,

7:48

that one first question everybody's

7:52

mind. What is the relation

7:55

to Roswell, New Mexico and Chicago

7:58

p D. I think that we

8:01

need to get to the bottom of here. Well,

8:05

coming from it was not a cop, I have no idea.

8:08

I will tell you this. She told

8:10

me about a lot of things she told me about. Let

8:12

me tell you. She told me about the O J

8:15

trial while it was going on and when she heard

8:17

the wire before it actually that

8:19

never hit the news. Does that make sense?

8:22

She knew information, specific information

8:25

about the mutilation of the cold that

8:27

never came out to light and I was

8:29

able to verify with another cop and

8:32

so yeah, okay, that's what I'm

8:34

telling you. So yeah, it's sort of like cops

8:36

had Facebook before Facebook was the

8:39

thing, and then they could like connectict

8:42

right. It was just basically it

8:44

would go across the wire, and if you're a copy

8:46

in America, you would hear it. Damn.

8:49

So she about crimes all across the nation.

8:52

You know, that's that's terrifying that they that

8:54

they're able to talk that closely to

8:56

each other. Oh Man,

9:00

well said some yearly

9:02

shootings. It's crazy. No,

9:06

not at all. They're no where to be fat. But we know everything else.

9:08

So but that's what that's also when I learned

9:11

that, you know, there is a big net

9:13

that's cast when it comes to police

9:16

departments and how they communicrate across

9:18

the whole nation. I didn't know that then either. She told

9:20

me that was like, how do you know that? Chicago? So

9:24

so she tells you this, you

9:26

are not inclined to argue at the time, I

9:28

think is the way that you You said that the

9:32

gun No, he couldn't say

9:36

No. I was not so young, and

9:38

I didn't. I didn't. I didn't understand the gravity

9:41

of what she was saying. I was just you

9:43

might she might as well have been saying trains roll

9:45

back. Well, that's what I was gonna ask

9:47

you. She's she's she's drunk, she's

9:49

drinking midshelf hard hard

9:52

liquor make with

9:54

PEPSI might I add with

9:57

mid shelf cola and I'm

10:00

sorry, down r C. You

10:06

can't do that. That's we call that a three quarter. I'm

10:09

just saying that's what I remember. But yeah,

10:12

now, at the time, what she told me, she wasn't drunk,

10:14

she was tips. She

10:16

was TI. She tells you this, she

10:19

says, she says, roswell was real.

10:22

What do you do? You do you feel

10:24

anything at this point? Are you just like, I've

10:26

never even heard of roswell? Are you like, oh,

10:29

I know at least what you're kind

10:32

of referring to, because you're not a You're

10:34

not a kid who was born in a time period

10:36

where roswell is even in the lexicon

10:38

necessarily exactly. Plus this is

10:40

before the internet really blew up. So I was kind of like, get

10:43

the funk out of my face. I want to play with toys

10:45

like that was I was that young? I didn't really, but

10:47

it's stuck. I don't know why it's stuck,

10:50

but it's stuck. At when

10:52

the maturity caught up with the curiosity,

10:55

it was like, first of all, I was

10:58

like, why would she tell me that, Adam, all the people

11:00

here, why why would

11:02

she choose Why was she choose that moment

11:05

where I'm experiencing exhilaration

11:07

from toys that I've never gotten before, because

11:10

again, we didn't sell thebrate Christmas. I'm

11:12

just saying, it's it's a it's a it's huge

11:15

when you don't do it versus somebody who showed

11:17

the puppet side. I just didn't understand the timing

11:19

of it all. And I'm trying. I've always been trying to process

11:21

in my mind, like what was it that she saw

11:23

and that I was holding? They triggered

11:26

that thought for her to drop down

11:29

and say that, And I'm like, that's that's

11:31

weird. Yeah, what was the toy? Do

11:33

you remember the toy like a Teddy rug

11:36

span or I

11:39

think it was Teddy. It

11:41

was a cabbage batch kid man, you know the black

11:44

boat? Yeah, look

11:46

like no, no, it was it

11:50

was a rapper, cabbage batch, dungaree's

11:53

on and everything. Um. I think it was

11:56

like a fire truck or something that my grandmother

11:58

game. She thought. I was like four, I don't know what's going on, but

12:00

you know, she was the

12:02

fire truck or something like that. It was an innocent

12:05

suite. Here you go, gift. Here,

12:07

here's the big question I sort

12:09

of have in relation to this because because

12:12

when someone says Roswell

12:14

was real, what do you

12:16

think she was referring to? Or

12:19

follow up question before you even answer,

12:22

what do you believe to be

12:24

real? Now? Because I think that's what you're suggesting

12:27

at least, is that you do believe something real

12:29

happened there. Break down exactly

12:31

what is the real that happened

12:33

in Roswell for you and your eye? Okay,

12:36

So from my perspective, I think

12:38

that she didn't share everything with me.

12:41

I think she just spit that out to start

12:43

to spark my interest. It's like for

12:46

your own Yeah, you're down the line so I

12:48

can have a breakdown and trying to figure all this out.

12:50

That's what she was really doing. She's sucking with my And

12:52

then after that, like

12:55

I I so as I did the

12:57

research and I started this is research

13:00

for ten fifteen years.

13:02

I didn't just sit out one day and go through it. I wouldn't

13:04

go to and check it out, leave not messed

13:06

with it for a while. He or's something that remind me of

13:09

this. So it was a it was a series over

13:11

years, but it was just one thing. It

13:13

was this guy named Gerald Anderson. Now

13:16

this guy was in Yeah Gerald Anderson.

13:18

He was interviewed September.

13:23

I remember that day because I remember it

13:25

was low fi. It was low value.

13:27

But before the video came on. I think you might be able

13:30

to still find it on YouTube. Before the video came

13:32

on, there was another guy introduced him

13:34

was like, all right, he's went through a polygraph

13:36

test and we have found no inclination

13:38

of him lying about anything. So they

13:41

set up was amazing, like if he was gonna

13:43

fool somebody, they did a great job.

13:45

And they did it back in nineteen eighty

13:47

two or something like that. But this

13:49

guy talks about how he was

13:52

there, how his family had just moved

13:54

to New Mexico and that July

13:58

and when they were out about

14:02

that's when the crash happened. In him and

14:04

his brother and his dad, and

14:06

I think it was just the three. It might be one other person I don't

14:09

remember, but they basically walked up on

14:11

the aircraft. Dude was talking about

14:13

how he touched the aircraft

14:15

and how it was really cold just in the

14:18

area where they were, but everywhere else was like ninety

14:20

degrees. He talked about the color

14:22

of the aliens that he saw he described their heads.

14:24

Now, I was watching his body language, even

14:27

though he just did the Hood League graph

14:29

test. I was just watching his body language

14:31

to see if I could pick up on anything. There's like, honestly, little

14:33

ship, you know, I didn't pick up anything. And the

14:35

way that he was describing

14:38

the events, it was it was as if

14:40

they were real and he was pulling them from memory versus

14:42

making them up. So that put

14:45

me in the direction like, yo, this there

14:47

may be more to it than it is. And then the other

14:49

thing when I went further research, did

14:51

a little bit further research around the time when it

14:54

happened. Shortly thereafter, the military

14:56

was like, oh, it was a blow, and

14:58

then almost every paper in a America

15:01

reprinted another story saying, oh, it was just a

15:03

blow and it was don't worry about it. So for me when

15:05

it smoked this fire, like why would all the papers

15:08

do that? At the same side, why would this guy

15:10

to make this up? Why would they make a TV

15:12

show based off of it? Shortly

15:14

thereafter, Area fifty one was developed.

15:17

After that, you had like I think it was

15:20

one, two, three, four elements

15:23

added to the periodic charts.

15:26

Great, wait, wait, I'm

15:30

just giving you mad yo know are

15:33

teen won fifteen one, seventeen one

15:35

eighteen. Those are the elements. Tell the science,

15:37

baby, what are the world? What? We

15:40

got four new medals after this get

15:42

dropped, dude in that's

15:45

when they were added to the periodic change. You're

15:48

saying that that is medals from the spacecraft.

15:51

I'm not saying that specifically. What

15:53

I am saying is their medals that aren't from

15:55

this planet, the newly

15:58

discovered it's what has been reported,

16:00

their newly discovered medals that may not

16:03

be from this planet. I'm gonna say maybe because

16:05

some people say they are something like, oh I

16:07

invented it, you ain't. It's the way. So,

16:10

but there are four new elements that are

16:12

added to the periodic truck, and that's been around

16:14

before both of us was born, and then two

16:16

other people. Is what I'm saying is like, how do we

16:19

have some new elements we just got discovered

16:21

that those

16:24

are the kind of things that and then I

16:26

have a friend who used to be in the Marines,

16:29

and I had a cousin who's in the Navy, and

16:31

this is I'm gonna share something with you that my cousin

16:35

from the name and leave his name because I

16:37

don't think he's passed his time before you can start

16:39

talking about it. I think it's like ten to twenty

16:41

years before you can talk about you discharged

16:45

for this dumbass podcast. But he's already

16:47

gone, he's already out. He's probably got like we're

16:50

going in. Oh no, but

16:52

he told me. He told me that when

16:54

they were out at sea on their naval

16:57

ships, they would see aliens go in

16:59

the ocean. It let me rephrase, they

17:01

would see ships, unidentified

17:04

flying objects go in and out of the ocean

17:07

all the time where they were. That's what he told

17:09

me. Very m yeah,

17:12

that's one of the things. Oh yeah,

17:16

I don't know what that means, but I like the way. But

17:19

behold, you never heard of that book, Like,

17:23

I don't know, you should

17:25

read it. You should read it just for yeah,

17:28

just for jokes. I mean you should read that. I don't

17:30

know. I'm out here, I'm unread

17:32

Oh ship, God

17:35

damn. That's

17:41

but that is one of the things that that

17:43

I think the government has sort of like

17:45

been very tricky about over

17:47

the course of like all of

17:50

these alien sightings whatever

17:52

the funk it is, is that they are

17:54

very specific to use the phrase

17:57

UFO, and they say UFO

17:59

meaning identified flying objects

18:01

which we have associated with aliens,

18:04

but for for government officials,

18:06

for the military, for whoever is quote

18:09

unquote in charge. When they

18:11

say that, they at least suggest that

18:14

that's not always what they mean, that it

18:16

merely could be an object that they have

18:18

not yet associated with a

18:20

country or a another power

18:23

or whatever. The How how often

18:25

does that happen? Airspace is regulated,

18:29

highly regulated. Yeah, you don't just

18:31

get to fly a plane without I

18:33

can't get on my plane and like, oh, we

18:35

didn't know unidentified

18:39

It is just going to believe

18:41

you or whatever I do. Have you

18:43

guys ever seen one? That's my question to have

18:45

any of you guys ever seen I

18:48

have not. I want to say, let

18:51

me, let me explain the circumstances.

18:54

When I was in Kentucky, I was

18:56

sitting on the back porch. She was man, my dog, addys

18:59

that's it was a lab and go

19:01

to retrievers, favorite dog in the world,

19:04

sitting back there and this was

19:06

it was. I would say, it was like eleven thirty at night and

19:10

I was just sitting for whatever reason.

19:12

It was been a long day. I was whatever the hell I was doing,

19:14

I was sitting on the back decade with the full

19:17

lent to the house, and I just happened

19:19

to be looking back into the trees and then I noticed in

19:21

the top right of the sky there was a light. And

19:24

then that light went straight down

19:26

like ohn't no, man, it was like it

19:29

was it was so fast, and then it made a

19:31

nine degree angle and went west

19:33

in the sky and then it disappeared. That's

19:35

all I saw. So I can't say, hey,

19:38

that was alien driving drunk board, that was

19:40

the military practice. I don't know, but

19:42

I know I saw unusual lights

19:45

in the sky that went from the top of

19:47

the zenus of the sky down to the

19:49

horizon and then west. And I would

19:51

say it didn't for at least, Oh, I don't

19:53

know. It happened in like five seconds.

19:56

And and when this happened, what

19:59

were the feelings? Were you scared? Where you

20:01

were? You like, I gotta call somebody, I gotta

20:03

make this known that what I saw, Yeah,

20:06

it was a total obsoe. I like, I couldn't

20:08

believe that I saw myself. And then

20:11

I was like, I want you gonna tell somebody, And I thought about

20:13

I was like anybody, and I just sat

20:15

there and joined the rest of the evening. Didn't

20:17

like because what, yeah, what can I do? Like,

20:20

it's a thousand miles away. I just saw

20:22

it. If nobody else is out here with me, it's just

20:24

me and the dog. It's a reasonable black

20:26

man. I get that. You know, you

20:31

gotta make a choice. Yeah,

20:34

you can't be crazy nigging in the police

20:37

station. You gotta just yell about yeah

20:40

drunk. I

20:44

was like, Yeah, this is my

20:47

dog. He was there. All right,

20:51

they're gonna go to the drunk tank for the evening.

20:53

I'm not. I'm not gonna play this game. You're

20:56

not even drunk. All

21:00

Let let me ask you this, this last question

21:02

before we go to break. So you are definitively

21:05

on the side of believing that this was

21:07

alien activity, specifically in ron'swell,

21:10

and not just the the military

21:13

sort of blanket UFO conversation.

21:17

I you know what, I'm gonna have to

21:19

lean towards uh proofs

21:21

in the pudding Man, because from

21:23

all the counts that I studied, the military

21:26

showed up after the

21:29

crash happened. They weren't there. They

21:31

weren't there like flying planes

21:33

and trying to experiments. This cracks

21:36

from what I understand that that

21:38

saucer hit a mountain,

21:41

went through not through it, but scraped

21:43

it, and then got lodged into another building

21:45

and it was debris everywhere,

21:48

like you couldn't hide it, and people

21:50

were walking up picking up stuff there. From

21:52

from what I understand, there were alien

21:55

bodies laying on the ground, etcetera.

21:58

So I wasn't there. I can't say the fact, but

22:01

y know, it's it's the military.

22:03

That's not a project that the military would

22:06

do, and they don't do their projects like that out

22:08

the open. They're

22:11

closed there, They're they're secret, they're not

22:13

just hey, everybody go for it. So

22:16

they were that was damaged control and they were

22:18

trying to clean up that mess. And the guy in

22:20

the video said that the military

22:22

made them leave and go up the

22:24

ridge when they were trying to go back down, and he

22:27

said, as soon as he got to the top, he saw

22:29

C. Nine Thames, he saw all kind of hummers

22:31

and humbies and he's like he didn't even hear them

22:33

when they showed up, but they just happened to be there, So I,

22:36

you know, yeah, they yeah, the militaries

22:38

everywhere, you know that. But I'm just saying, like I

22:41

don't believe that that was anything that

22:43

the military was doing. I think they were responding to something,

22:45

because they do have people like that in the military. From

22:47

what my cousins Rumpy worry, where are you at

22:49

with it? You you what you buying into? So

22:52

I've been not at the whole time my aliens,

22:54

baby, great boys. Now

22:58

I think I agree, possibly

23:00

drunk r c and Crown, let's

23:03

go check out what they're doing down there. You know, you're

23:05

drunk, guitar to fly. I don't

23:08

believe the government in anything. I think they're

23:10

all and the whole time. Yeah, I think that's a

23:12

reasonable approach. I'm not always convinced

23:14

that it's specifically aliens in every

23:16

scenario, but I definitely think that we're being

23:19

lied to, uh nine nine

23:21

point nine percent of the time. The space

23:23

is fast and it's black as hell, and it's

23:26

someone who is fast and black,

23:28

as I understand, that can

23:30

be complicated and it can contain platitude.

23:33

So of course I think I believe, I'm

23:35

I'm all, I'm with all that. All that. I

23:38

think it would be foolish of us too, so that

23:41

we are the only intelligence

23:43

species within the universe. I

23:45

mean, if we're on our own planet. You

23:47

know, they're cats, dogs,

23:50

fish, different

23:52

species. So

23:55

like the proof is right in front of us that we're not the

23:57

only species in the in the universe. What

24:00

else is out there? Don't don't eat me up.

24:02

Dr buses share DNA with

24:05

no one the

24:08

offense. Oh, don't get

24:10

me started on dolphins and their

24:12

ability to communicate. I mean, where does that

24:14

come from? Yeah, we didn't

24:16

teach them to talk. Damn. I I

24:18

feel like I need to listen animal right now

24:20

just to be able to keep up with y'all. Platypus,

24:23

what's going on there? Latin

24:26

eggs and a mammal? What that's

24:28

crazy? All right, We're gonna take

24:30

a break. We'll be back with more Suiti, Solid,

24:32

Houdine and more, my mama told me, And

24:47

we are that

24:53

you ever feel, you know? Not? No,

24:57

no, no, Yeah, we're back

24:59

here a more su time solid who being more

25:02

And my mama told me. We're still talking about the

25:04

possibility that Roswell is

25:07

the the true landing of

25:09

some real alien crashes.

25:11

That's that or an alien crash that led

25:14

to all kinds of chaos and and

25:16

speculation and conspiracy born

25:19

from that crash. Let me ask you this, Do

25:22

you feel like that. I

25:24

guess that the conspiracies that you've

25:26

heard or sort of like the conspiracy that

25:29

that was born from it is

25:31

something that you're proud to attach to because

25:34

some of what I think people worry about

25:36

with Roswell is that it it turned into almost

25:38

this cult ish thing where

25:40

people are like aliens are real

25:43

and they're showing up in a sort of

25:45

costumes and ship like that. Is

25:47

that where you're brought in? Are you Are you

25:50

down to go visit and clown with those people?

25:52

Are you more like, No, I'm I'm

25:54

watching from a far type energy. Yeah,

25:57

I think that's silly. Get dressed

25:59

up like the clown alien and go hang out

26:01

what you think they used to be? Like, I'm not getting that. I'm

26:04

more into First of all,

26:07

I'm more about being made aware

26:09

of stuff. Like I. I don't necessarily have

26:11

to hear something and abscribe

26:13

to it and make it part of my DNA. I can

26:16

hear something, it goes, one ear, I can process

26:18

and they keep going without having a belief

26:20

attached to it. But as far as this particular

26:22

one goes, I just know that after

26:25

Roswell happened, area

26:27

fifty one was created, and

26:30

that for me is a big tailtale,

26:32

like why do you need to create the whole

26:35

area that nobody can go to and

26:37

you and there have been documented

26:41

extraterrestrial activities above

26:43

and around that area. So for

26:46

me proof in the pudding, Like, I'm

26:48

not gonna sit here and say, hey, that's not real

26:50

and it doesn't exist, because I can only go by what I

26:52

know. But I'm not stupid, and

26:55

I know how to put two and two together and where

26:57

there's smoke, there's fire, so um

26:59

I would In other words, I can't prove

27:01

that there are aliens

27:04

there or that ross will literally happened.

27:07

I have no way to prove that physically

27:09

to anybody and make them believe it. But

27:12

at the same time, I would not be shocked.

27:15

I just wouldn't be shocked if it was

27:17

all true. I wouldn't. There's too much

27:19

DNA for me to be like, oh, that's bull I

27:21

feel it. I will say that that

27:24

those reports that came out, what was it like

27:26

to three years ago where the US

27:28

government finally like admitted that for

27:31

years, these these unidentified

27:34

flying objects exactly been

27:36

been very present in our skies

27:39

and they have not quite figured out what the fuss

27:41

is happening. Does give me

27:43

some assurance

27:46

that something weird is happening

27:49

throughout time, right, that this is like

27:51

an isolated incident. It truly is

27:53

like over the course of decades,

27:56

generations, we're seeing this ship. I

27:58

mean, I've even seen some uh, some alien

28:00

depictions and Egyptian higher glyphs.

28:03

Hmm, yeah, if you know

28:05

how so, yeah, exactly to

28:08

Egypt. So if you know how to read,

28:11

God damnage, you

28:14

gotta be started sitting all over the world. But anyway,

28:16

if you if you if you're able to, because

28:18

my mom took us to like, oh my god, I

28:20

went to every use them in

28:23

Chicago is good. And the

28:25

Museum of Natural History has a amazing

28:28

section on Egypt as well as higher glyphs, and

28:30

they do a whole program about that. And I've studied a little

28:32

bit of the sim As you know, they don't use words, they use signs

28:34

and symbols. If you go back and look at some of

28:37

the higher glyphs, there are clear

28:39

pictures of flying saucers, beings

28:42

with cone shaped heads, alien

28:44

looking beings like it's all throughout

28:46

there. So if you don't know what to look for, you don't know what you're looking at,

28:49

but if you do, it's it's like clear.

28:51

So my question then goes, why is

28:53

that in Egyptian higher glyphs before

28:56

I even existed and we're still talking about

28:58

today. Is there a connection there? I don't

29:00

know. I think a fool would be like, well that that's

29:02

just a coincidence. But is it? Damn

29:05

if you can read hier glyphs, you gotta change your name

29:07

to Indianapolis Jones crusis

29:13

one glys that's I'm thirsty

29:16

out this motherfucker. You gotta water out. What's

29:19

the one that's the only higher? Uh?

29:23

Albano. It's

29:27

just a bunch of sids. Oh that

29:29

way. So

29:33

let's jump into this research because because

29:35

there's a little there's quite a bit to unpack

29:37

here. So summer of nineteen forty seven,

29:39

as you mentioned this rancher W

29:42

W. Brazil, I think

29:44

it's already what's the Brazilian doing in New Mexico?

29:50

You're

29:52

already you're already skeptically. So

29:57

he is the original person cited

29:59

for being found the wreckage of this

30:02

very on his very sizable property,

30:05

Lincoln County, New Mexico, approximately

30:08

seventy five miles north of Roswell's

30:11

what they said also seventy five years

30:13

ago, pretty much. Now do the man whoa

30:16

Okay, now we gotta do one of them YouTube

30:18

videos where we break down numbers. For some reason,

30:21

I love this. Yeah,

30:27

the god only shines so bright, pimic

30:30

because you shine like one. Yeah, I'm

30:33

sorry, I would know. This is exactly

30:35

what the YouTube video needs to be. It's

30:37

like you're almost making a point and then it gets interrupted

30:40

by I guess a thoughtful phrase

30:45

when you were talking about math and I was thinking about O. D.

30:47

B and the gods. Yeah.

30:50

So one of the things that's worth noting

30:53

is that that summer, in particular ninety

30:56

seven, the summer of ninety seven, there

30:58

was a massive influx all

31:00

across the country, not just in New Mexico

31:03

of UFO sightings and was

31:05

really the start of the language

31:08

around what we now know to

31:10

be quote unquote flying saucers.

31:13

That before that, that word, that

31:16

phrase did not exist. But

31:18

they found all these different sightings,

31:20

or at least reported all these different sightings

31:23

in places like New York, in Spokene,

31:25

Washington, in somewhere else in

31:27

Washington. That's name is is missing

31:30

me, right, now the state or or d

31:32

C. There was also one in d C.

31:35

Yeah. It was over the over the White House for a couple

31:37

of days. Yeah, And it became such a

31:39

big deal that in fact, in fact,

31:44

Yeah had to make a statement where

31:46

he said, I spoke to someone in

31:48

the Air Force, like a high up in the Air

31:51

Force, who assured me we are not being

31:53

visited by aliens from outer space.

31:56

Right. And that's interesting because he

31:58

also went missing for like two to

32:01

three days when that when that encounter happened.

32:04

Whoa, he went miss? I didn't hear that part. Look

32:07

it up. Eisenhowerd went missing for like two to three

32:09

days. They couldn't find him. Say

32:13

also, do we think he's a plant?

32:18

If you know, I mean, it was

32:20

too late now I'm saying I will

32:22

I will also say that Eisenhower lived

32:24

his life on the down low and very well could

32:26

have disappeared on some uh on

32:29

just a little bit of a rendezvous with

32:32

with you know, is that that he's

32:35

a movership? I

32:37

believe so, And maybe I'm spreading uh

32:40

misinformation, but but I'm

32:42

also also to do that there's

32:44

no president that I'm willing to protect without

32:47

spreading from misinformation, And I'm

32:50

almost positive that Eisenhower was

32:52

known as somebody who was like secretly

32:54

canoodling. Yeah it was from

32:56

Okay, so I'm gonna jump down a

32:58

rabbit hole where I don't have the references,

33:01

just some things that I heard as it related

33:03

this. What I understand. From what I understand

33:05

is like Dwight daz and Eisenhower

33:08

went and met with aliens. He

33:11

met with him for a couple of days, and

33:13

then he returned, and then he returned

33:15

talking about he had to go do a dental appointment,

33:18

but he was gone for a couple of days. And the story

33:20

goes is that he met the

33:23

leader of some kind of federation and

33:25

as the result of that, he made a deal with them

33:28

to exchange technology for

33:31

human beings people

33:36

cell phones and commuters and all that other

33:38

ship. So that's so you gotta think,

33:40

how did we go from the nineteen fifties too

33:43

and exponentially

33:45

increased our technology, Like, ain't nobody that's

33:48

smart, y'all? I

33:50

think we're not that smart. Yeah, we're

33:52

not that smart. I'm just saying we're not that smart. So

33:55

as a result of that, have you guys

33:57

ever heard of missing for one one no

34:02

Malaysia Airline. What we're talking about. Okay,

34:09

it's this guy by the name of David Politis, and

34:11

he's an ex cop from l A. But

34:13

what he does is he specialized in finding

34:15

missing people. But they have to have these but very

34:18

particular circumstances

34:20

for them miss In other words, they have to go to like

34:23

a national park, they have to be

34:25

with the group of people, they have to disappear. He

34:28

has books that he has a movie and all this stuff. So he's

34:30

found out that a lot of people are coming

34:32

up missing in national parts. Hence the

34:35

connection between Eisenhower and the

34:37

missing individuals on our planet.

34:40

So I don't know. Like he

34:42

was like, you could have some of us, but you gotta get

34:45

him out of yellow Stone. Yeah, He's like, we

34:47

gotta do this on on federal ground.

34:49

Not you

34:52

can't just go to Detroit and grab right.

34:55

I don't want to go with you anyway. You

34:58

don't want that DNA. What

35:00

if the experiment? Oh now, if you get

35:02

some dumb ass gazing up at the nights

35:04

guy at the Grand Canzy,

35:07

yeah, you call them. So,

35:10

I don't know. I've

35:12

read some military documents before. They

35:14

were hard for me to decipher, I will admit, so

35:16

I didn't go all the way through them, so I can't report

35:19

anything on them, but I do know that there there

35:21

is some documentation out there

35:24

somewhere that talks about this,

35:26

specifically about him missing and the

35:28

things that he did or allegedly

35:30

did when he And then that also made

35:32

from what I understand, that also made

35:35

the powers that be in the military really focus

35:37

on devolution and continuity of government

35:40

because they were like, see your very question,

35:43

how do we know that's the guy that left, and how

35:45

do we don't know if he's coming back with a plan to do something?

35:47

Does that make sense? So that was another thing that

35:49

came out of that. It's a lot of things that came out of it.

35:52

So you spoke to this earlier,

35:54

and I do think this is sort of like the inciting

35:57

incident that makes roswell and

35:59

and every anything that transpired there. So tricky

36:02

is that when the initial findings

36:05

happened, when like they found all

36:07

this ship debris in

36:09

my boy's yard, he comes

36:12

forward, he gives it to the police. The

36:14

police don't know what it is, so then they give

36:16

it to the military, and then the military

36:19

the first day goes this

36:21

is some weird flying saucer

36:23

thing we've never seen before. Like

36:25

the military goes on, that's

36:30

right. So the first day they go, this

36:33

is unidentified, we ain't never seen this

36:35

before, and they literally use the language

36:37

of flying disc slash flying

36:40

saucer exactly.

36:43

They that gets a lot of attention

36:46

immediately. And then your boy

36:48

I exactly calls and

36:51

we don't know for sure that he calls, but perhaps

36:53

he calls between

36:55

geting his booty eight. He calls and he

36:58

says that's should

37:00

We don't know. He

37:03

might like to eat. I don't know, so

37:06

he calls. And then

37:08

the next day, following the second

37:10

day, the military comes forward and

37:12

says, actually, we were mistaken.

37:15

That language is inrect the

37:18

the what was found was a

37:20

military balloon

37:23

that that we were just using for testing

37:25

whether in this area it's

37:27

nothing to worry about. And they even go so

37:29

far as to put a picture of one

37:32

of the officers in the newspaper

37:35

holding what looks like the the

37:37

basic parts of the balloon to

37:40

show that like, oh, this is the dude that was working

37:42

on it. This is why you're finding the things

37:44

that you're find. Meanwhile,

37:47

in a five mile radius, we have all kind

37:49

of medals and parts and aliens said that you'd

37:51

effort. See, so yeah, that's that

37:54

that that action right there for

37:57

me, the cover up, that's what makes

37:59

me go, oh, wait a minute, why

38:01

do you feel they need to cover all that up? And then again

38:04

it was in every paper across

38:06

the nation like at once, Oh

38:09

that was the weather bloons, so it's kind

38:11

of killed it. Yeah. And one of the things

38:14

that they did that was especially

38:16

sort of like damning to to whatever

38:18

their plans were, was that they made

38:20

the mistake of even in one of the newspapers

38:22

saying specifically, we captured

38:25

a flying saucer, even

38:28

though what they technically did was recovered

38:30

debris from another person

38:32

who gave it to another person. But

38:35

in sort of like this poor articulation

38:37

of the thing, they basically said we found

38:40

aliens, right basically

38:42

basically. And then there is the

38:44

whole element of like, now, I don't know if

38:46

you saw this in your research, but from

38:49

from what I remember, there were four

38:51

alien beings that were outside the craft

38:53

who were dead. One was moaning

38:55

around like he got shot with a twelve gage, and others

38:58

sitting Yes, I

39:01

was just sitting there like, oh

39:04

my god, I can't believe just taping what

39:07

I understand. Yeah, hey,

39:11

don't drink space tesse. Guys don't know what to tell you.

39:13

My girl's gonna kill me. I shouldn't have been drinking

39:15

crowning our sea driving around.

39:18

I just got this whip. I was trying to show those guys.

39:20

I was trying to show my friends. I just got

39:23

this whip. It's the latest

39:25

show. We

39:27

were just gonna take it around the block. He's

39:29

like, I got spinners on this small fuck. Hey,

39:33

y'all trying to see something cool watch this. He

39:38

was in there like, hey, hold my beer. Yeah,

39:41

I bet you can't whip this motherfucker whip

39:45

it. Then, Frank crazy

39:48

friend. But that

39:52

is Frank. All

39:58

the names a the world, they're

40:01

not better than us. They got the same names as us.

40:03

I love that. I love that his name is. Anyway,

40:06

what I understand, the military took Frank

40:09

alive, and and that's and

40:11

that's how Area fifty one was created. And also

40:14

there's a level to the military that's called

40:17

above majestic. It was established

40:20

shortly after Roswell because

40:23

majestic is the highest level

40:25

of brass in the military. Above

40:28

majestic means yo you know, you gotta

40:30

have all kinds of ship to get to any

40:32

of that information. It's so classified

40:35

that the President of the United States cannot

40:37

act. Yeah best,

40:41

No, Yeah, I don't know.

40:43

I don't even know that. I believe Biden's majestic,

40:49

like the majestically

40:52

clunky. Yeah, yeah,

40:56

majestic probably looks a little a little sexier

40:58

than that. But I just you know, Biden's like meets

41:00

expectations, you know what I mean, whatever that

41:03

that level of clearances for

41:07

fours, Like truly he

41:09

has no blue you

41:12

know, they're like cautious to tell him

41:14

we have fifty states states. Still

41:17

he's like, he's not even a certain

41:19

that that's the thing. So, so

41:21

before we go to break, because I do think that

41:24

this will be a great lead in for us to to keep

41:26

the conversation going. One of the things

41:28

that this does is it starts all

41:31

the conspiracy theory, speculation,

41:33

conjecture that follows. Right once

41:36

once they make this mistake and then try to

41:38

retract that mistake by calling it a

41:40

weather balloon. But then in

41:45

after years and years of all kinds

41:47

of speculation, all kinds of different conspiracy

41:50

theories that are being born, the military

41:53

Eventually, the government eventually admits

41:56

that they were lying about the weather balloon

41:58

the entire time. They come forward and

42:00

they put it together a document where they explicitly

42:03

say we wasn't telling the truth. It

42:06

was not a weather balloon. That picture was fraudulent.

42:09

What it was is what they claim is

42:12

spy where spy materiods

42:15

that they were using to to keep

42:17

track of Russia and testing in

42:20

the Roswell area at the time of

42:23

the incident. So let me get this trade.

42:25

You gotta go to the bottom of the nation and

42:28

Russia's the total opposite direction that

42:32

I believe you. Also, balloons is

42:35

the worst technology for the air.

42:37

It's not great, are not

42:40

tourists notoriously terrible

42:42

air air like technology.

42:46

Notoriously we had jets. You

42:51

were gonna float balloons to Russia. That

42:53

sounds made up. It seems very

42:55

weird as the choice. And then if you have

42:57

weather balloons, I'm it

43:00

a little supposed to control the weather, and I phone

43:02

like, what's going on? What are we doing? I think they're

43:04

in buying that the weather balloons were more for

43:06

tracking and and sort of research

43:09

of whether why they would do it in a

43:11

desert where there really isn't

43:14

weather. Yeah, it's gonna be hot tomorrow.

43:16

We know where that's

43:19

not even gonna be. Yeah, you

43:23

gotta have the weather balloons otherwise you'll

43:25

simply never know what temperature it'll be

43:27

outside in a desert. I just yeah,

43:30

I just again see your point. Um like

43:32

said, it's just too many inconsistent,

43:34

too much backtracking for me to be like, Okay,

43:37

I believe you now. Oh no, that was it. Oh, I believe

43:39

you now, Okay, whatever you tell me, like, And

43:41

that is the the scary part with the game

43:43

that they're playing, right because at any point,

43:46

and and I if I was to give the government

43:48

any grace, which I don't know that they deserve,

43:50

but if I were at any point,

43:53

if I did buy into your story,

43:55

you are then proving that you

43:57

are willing to falsify stories

44:00

and then also change stories over the

44:02

course of generations. So not only

44:04

are you lying to people who actually

44:07

are invested in your ship, but you're

44:09

giving all the leeway for everybody

44:11

else who's like you know, I never believed

44:13

you in the first place. Yep.

44:16

Oh. And my last point

44:18

about Frank is they took him

44:20

created Area fifty one, and that's where he

44:23

lives to this day, is what. That's why you have

44:25

all those people out there in the

44:28

vata up at area fifty one, because

44:30

they think we want to get in there and me Frank. You

44:32

know, obviously Frank is the area that we're talking about.

44:34

But that's that's that's why they have

44:36

such a following. That's when there's so many people up the outside

44:38

of everything that they see. But that's how the story

44:41

goes. One survived and now that

44:43

one is helping them discover all

44:45

kinds and see. I that's where

44:48

I call bullshit. I'll be honest with you, is

44:50

because I think that if we did

44:52

catch an alien and we did keep that alien,

44:55

that motherucker died pretty quickly. I

44:57

don't see a world where you don't know. It's

45:00

like I don't know about that. It's

45:02

like the fucking killer whales in sea

45:04

world. They ain't gonna live to their natural

45:07

end. They are not from here.

45:10

But I'll give you. I'll give you one better to show you the government

45:13

would do that. The ski experiments.

45:15

Let those motherfucker's die. That's

45:17

what you're saying. We're not gonna just let let

45:20

him live off of vegetables. We're gonna

45:22

poke some ship into him and he's gonna die.

45:25

Well, they may keep him alive to get information

45:28

from. So that's the other thing. The military is very smart. They're

45:30

not gonna just like all right, this motherfucker's not six

45:32

foot five and get Doug kill him. No, that wouldn't

45:35

be like, Yo, what talents do you have? How

45:37

do we learn how to communicate? I feel like that's

45:40

just me. That's that's how I think.

45:42

But you could be but I

45:44

think like, no, they kept that motherfucker

45:47

alive, and it's mathematical

45:49

formulas and learn how to re engineer ship

45:52

all kinds of stuff like That's that's like if you

45:54

had an enemy who was a commander

45:56

of a legion, you wouldn't kill him right away. You get as

45:59

much information as you good for him. Between suppose

46:01

of that body. From a military

46:03

perspective, we have no idea about

46:05

alien life expectancies. We

46:08

have no idea on what he takes for substance.

46:10

Maybe you maybe

46:13

he wasn't even that hurt the man.

46:16

I think, what if he lives seven hundred years? I

46:19

think it's I think it's like Tillicum, y'all.

46:22

I think I think Tillicum could have lived

46:24

to a hundred, but till it Coom

46:26

is only gonna live to twelve because you

46:28

put him in that little tunk, you know. Yeah,

46:34

yeah, they really tell them

46:36

the alien in my mind, but and

46:39

you know what, like here's the beauty of it. You

46:42

you could probably be wanted an accurate

46:45

that's the beauty with all these conspiracies, Like no

46:47

one can say for sure what's what. You

46:49

could have your speculations, but as much as

46:51

I can say, you know, he's still alive. Gonna yes,

46:56

So, I mean, it's a it's a scary

46:59

game we're playing. But but you know what, we're

47:01

gonna keep playing this game. We're gonna take a break and

47:03

we'll be back with more su time Slalo

47:05

Houdein and more, my mama told me. And

47:17

we are back

47:23

anyway. Yeah,

47:26

we're back here with more su

47:29

time Slalo Houdein more. My mama

47:31

told me. We're still talking about the possibility

47:33

that there's aliens, one

47:35

specifically named Frank that

47:38

was captured in the Roswell incident. And

47:40

he's he's I guess I gotta twisted

47:43

up dorsal, but he's still alive. According

47:46

to bory In two time, well well,

47:48

we're not sure he's in.

47:51

He hasn't a bad address, he's

47:54

got a a bad adge. So

47:57

to the the original point, not the

47:59

original point, but the point that we left off on

48:01

of the the military claiming

48:03

that these were this was spy materials

48:06

that were happening or that they were using that

48:08

ultimately got knocked down, and

48:10

then this is what everybody was conflating or

48:12

confusing rather with the the alien

48:16

materials the UFO materials.

48:19

One of the things that experts, a

48:21

lot of experts have come forward and said

48:23

that it's actually a very stupid argument

48:25

on the part of the military. One of the things that they've

48:27

said proves that this is

48:30

a sort of dumb position to take is

48:32

the fact that at the time

48:35

near Roswell they were actually

48:37

testing the nuclear bombs, that this

48:39

was like the location for where they were doing

48:41

a lot of the test sites for nuclear bombs,

48:44

it was the test site for a lot of the things

48:46

that they were using for like military

48:48

equipment, and so them at

48:51

one point signing off as UH

48:53

saying that this was alien or UFO

48:56

meant that they were going to be drawing attention

48:58

to an area that they wouldn't

49:01

obviously want any attention drawn

49:03

to If you're testing bombs, you

49:05

don't want people coming by and trying

49:07

to take a peek. And so for you to be

49:10

like, yeah, it might have been aliens as

49:12

an excuse to distract away from

49:15

the actual thing, which is spyware,

49:18

then you're only making more

49:20

attention not getting rid of it, right,

49:23

doesn't make sense. It's this this is stupid argument.

49:25

You're absolutely correct, I think. Um.

49:27

One of the things that I remember

49:30

reading and hearing about is the fact that one

49:33

the alien from Now this is going

49:35

to kind of contradict the whole

49:38

argument of they've been aroused

49:41

its Egypt, But that's a totally different

49:43

argument. This argument is like

49:46

I put that other

49:48

things, that's that's all for

49:51

what I understand, And the

49:53

fact that once we started as

49:55

a as a as a planet, once

49:58

we started testing nucle their weapons,

50:01

the alien activity increased

50:03

on our planet because they were like, what the funk are you

50:05

guys doing? Now? How did you learn how to split

50:07

the adam? So that's one of the things. So

50:10

when you brought that up, I was like, that that lies

50:12

up with something else that I race. So that's wan throw that point.

50:14

M hmmm. And I will say that I've seen a

50:17

few alien documentaries that have talked

50:19

a little bit about sort of like what the

50:21

potential motive of

50:24

aliens coming to visit the planet might be.

50:26

And one of the things that they specifically point

50:28

to is saying that there are two

50:31

options. One they're either coming here

50:33

to beat our ass and take our ship, which

50:35

you know, I think Stephen Hawking has come forward

50:38

and even said that back then. Yeah.

50:43

Yeah, he sort of like did

50:45

a wheelie into a room and was like, hey, y'all.

50:48

Uh hey, by the way, if

50:50

aliens do ever come to the planet, they're

50:52

only coming here for divisive reasons

50:55

or to like take resources. That

50:57

was his belief. Now the other argument,

51:00

the other suggestion is that they might be

51:02

coming here to provide us with technology

51:05

that would free us of our own sort

51:07

of like self destruction. That like, we

51:10

as humans are going to destroy the planet,

51:12

which we all know to be true, and so

51:15

the aliens in theory are seeing

51:17

us do it, i e. Looking

51:19

at these nuclear bombs going off, and they are

51:21

going to introduce technology that would be less

51:23

destructive and or anti destructive

51:26

to everything that we've built. I've

51:29

heard that as well, and uh no, signs that

51:36

you're saying. It's it doesn't seem to be working. The phones

51:40

were going crazy. Here's

51:49

here's X videos. Maybe you won't kill each

51:51

other. Yeah, it's it doesn't. I

51:56

don't know what your preference. And

51:59

yeah, my coming on what you were saying, it was

52:01

like, I mean, there's

52:03

I forgot the name of this famous philosopher,

52:06

but he says, the universe is it's

52:08

not stranger than we know. It's

52:10

stranger than we can though, if that makes

52:13

sense. In other words, your mind doesn't

52:15

have the ability to comprehend

52:17

how strange the universe is. And

52:20

that for me was just like WHOA,

52:23

you're right, because if you think about your day to day

52:25

activities, Oh, I gotta go here and make

52:27

this meeting, I gotta drop this off, I gotta come back,

52:30

you're not even thinking about what's going on two galaxies

52:32

away. So my point is, like he's

52:35

got a point, it's you just

52:37

can't. I can't absolutely

52:40

say, absolutely me absolutely say that anything

52:42

is a hun certain unless I'm touching it, seeing

52:44

in the feeling it. Other than that, man, like, I

52:47

can't say it's not. I just I I

52:50

would feel foolish to be like, oh that

52:52

ain't true, and my knowledge is

52:54

limited. So that's how I approached the world,

52:56

not necessarily believing everything. But I'm

52:59

open to the idea it's possible

53:01

that it's true. Would it? Would it change

53:03

your mind that that philosopher was Jim Carrey.

53:06

Jim Carrey said that, uh what

53:09

I know. I know it's not the

53:12

astro physicists and said it. So I was like, oh,

53:14

you found that. I don't think I

53:17

didn't find it. It's how Dane.

53:22

No, I'm not kidding. His name is how

53:24

Dane. Yeah, he was JBS. How Danny

53:27

was a Marxist, he was from

53:29

he was from the UK. Hell, yeah,

53:32

I love that. Yeah, I don't know, I

53:35

love that last edition. He was from

53:37

the UK, So you know, you

53:40

know whatever that is for you. But

53:43

yeah, so one of the last pieces

53:45

of conspiracy that I had never heard

53:48

before, and I'm curious to hear both of

53:50

your thoughts on this. Some claim that

53:52

the crashing flying vehicle that was that

53:54

what crashed rather was

53:56

neither extra terrestrial or

53:59

US spot, that in fact, it

54:01

was an unconventional plan induced

54:04

by Joseph Stalin to

54:07

create widespread American panic

54:10

across like the nation that

54:12

basically Stalin figured

54:15

that it was an easy strategy

54:17

to pretend to have this alien crash

54:19

that they claim had children

54:22

in the aircraft, and those small

54:24

people that came out were in fact just kids.

54:27

The kids come out, they look alien. People

54:29

will see it. It will create panic

54:31

and subsequently tear America

54:34

apart without having to necessarily

54:36

shoot a gun at you know, obviously one

54:39

of the more dangerous countries in the world.

54:41

That's worse than the weather below. Oh you think

54:43

that's a worse argumentsh

54:47

like, why would you? Why

54:50

would he? Yeah, that don't that don't even that's

54:52

yeah, that sounds like somebody's like, did not buy the weather little

54:54

Let's throw Stalin at them. You

54:59

neither of you are. Is no that

55:03

over there? He had a lot of people

55:06

to kill. He

55:09

got tied. Yeah, like,

55:12

bro, no, it's not I

55:15

don't even whoever wrote that

55:18

deleted? All right, Well I'll let them

55:20

know in the comments. Uh, I'll

55:23

write down, Hey, the boys didn't like it very

55:25

much. You might want to you might want

55:27

to cross this one off of the page. You

55:30

got to use a different dictator because that ain't

55:32

going so one of the other

55:34

pieces of information that I didn't

55:36

know and you were talking about hieroglyphics a little

55:39

bit earlier. But there are also suggestions

55:41

that the son of the intelligence offered officer

55:43

who first reported seeing the higher or

55:46

first reported obtaining rather

55:48

the debris that came

55:50

from the crash. Uh. The Sun claims

55:53

that there were hieroglyphic like writings

55:56

on the craft, on the pieces of metal

55:58

that came back to their home, which may

56:01

have been in fact Russian,

56:03

but because the boy was eleven at the time,

56:06

any other language just seemed alien

56:08

to him. So this is

56:11

again, no I'm not proving it, but this

56:13

is what he claims and thought there were hyperd glyphic

56:15

writings, and some people speculate

56:18

that it could be Russian writing or

56:20

some sort of foreign writing that he didn't understand

56:23

because he was a big old dumb dumb who hadn't

56:25

finished his brain yet. It was Egyptian

56:28

Russians. Yeah, Egyptian Russians

56:30

I think I read about. I

56:33

mean, you

56:36

know what, I wouldn't be surprised.

56:39

I just there's okay.

56:41

So I do a lot of research,

56:43

do a lot of reading on things that I'm sure most people

56:45

don't give two ships about. But that's that's cool. That's

56:48

that's whatever. But I have seen

56:50

over and over again that there is some

56:53

connection between extraterrestrial

56:55

activity and Egyptians.

56:57

I don't I don't specifically know that story

57:00

or the history of that story, but

57:02

I will say that I'm not be surprised

57:05

if the symbols and signs that

57:07

are in Egypt would

57:09

show up on a spacecraft somewhere that is not from

57:11

this Platt. I would not be surprised by that at all. Damn

57:15

BORI where you at with it? I think

57:17

he was a little idiot. I

57:20

think he was. I think he was a small dullard.

57:23

I think dullard.

57:33

Oh yeah, it's very good. I got a

57:35

whole text thread. Uh No, I mean because

57:38

Russian writing doesn't look like pictographs,

57:40

right, doesn't hieroglyphics

57:43

and Russian room is very differently.

57:46

Even if it was Sanskrit like hieroglyphic

57:48

glyphics or pictures, And if you're gonna reference

57:51

something the hieroglyphics, you would

57:53

know at least that whether or not you

57:55

know what Russian would look look like, you would

57:57

know that hieroglyphics look like pictures.

58:00

You're saying that to identify hyeroglyphics

58:02

is a very specific thing and

58:05

not can it can't

58:07

be confused with any of these other sort

58:09

of much more. No, I don't think so. I don't think

58:11

so. It's a very specific thing. I mean, the only

58:14

thing I've seen close is like that fine wind

58:16

wingdings. Yeah

58:20

yeah, and he definitely didn't have wings

58:22

back then. Yeah. Yeah.

58:24

If he would have said the plane,

58:29

I think somebody typed, uh, can I

58:31

go to the bathroom and wing things on the plane?

58:33

So Frank,

58:40

Frank is like put your seatbelts one. So

58:44

the last thing that i'll i'll I'll throw

58:46

out for us to to maybe have a little

58:49

bit of a debate about, because I've long been

58:51

of the belief that the powers that be are

58:53

not nearly as smart as I think some you're

58:56

sort of giving credit to suitan I

58:58

think you and I differ in this way that I don't

59:00

actually think that they're nearly as smart as we often

59:03

think they are, but they are very advantageous,

59:06

and so a part of me thinks that they saw

59:08

roswell in this fiasco that took place,

59:11

be it alien or otherwise, and it worked

59:13

better in their favor to create conspiracy

59:16

theory, which would eventually lead to like

59:18

this cultuge, obsession and then eventually

59:20

capital than it is to just allow

59:23

the real version of the story to be left,

59:26

you know, us to absorb and deal with. If

59:28

that makes sense. That it's well,

59:31

and now you know they have fucking spaceships

59:35

that they turned into restaurants in this

59:37

town that otherwise wouldn't have

59:39

been a thing. It's that's that's minimal

59:43

television, but it's television.

59:47

You think that the government covered it up

59:50

so we can make TV You think the government

59:52

covered it up incorrectly so we can make TV

59:54

shows. I think that well, I think what I'm saying is

59:56

that the government. Well, well,

59:59

then called crazy because

1:00:01

I am right now I'm telling you I

1:00:08

think that that is. I think

1:00:10

that in these situations they find

1:00:12

ways to basically take advantage

1:00:14

for the purpose of our government, which is

1:00:17

largely making money. I don't

1:00:19

know that they need, like to be perfect, that's

1:00:21

the money for the government, but it is.

1:00:24

It's it's all come on, baby, it's all circulating,

1:00:26

you know how money everybody

1:00:29

gets. What are you saying, so

1:00:33

that's just not you

1:00:39

know, daddy gets the taste. I'm

1:00:42

just saying that is a that's a lot

1:00:44

of that's a lot of foresight for

1:00:47

nineteen seven for them to drop a bumbass

1:00:49

story, because in two thousand

1:00:51

two the WB Network

1:00:54

was gonna have a show based

1:00:56

on Roswell. Well, I think I think

1:00:58

it was in development that whole time, and

1:01:06

they were like, listen, after Steve Harvey Show drops,

1:01:08

we got you. Yeah, Like, we're gonna do Steve

1:01:10

Harvey Show. Then we'll do the Wayns

1:01:12

Bros. And then we'll do a spinoff of The

1:01:14

way Ins Bros. About the white character, and

1:01:17

then Roswell just

1:01:21

wait, we'll be We'll be right. Just got

1:01:24

me patient. Yeah, I don't know, man,

1:01:26

I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't. I think

1:01:28

uh, I think it was too big

1:01:30

of a mess for them to try to clean up, and

1:01:33

they did the best damage control they could do.

1:01:35

And I just feel like there's a

1:01:37

lot going on. And I you know, I

1:01:41

military science and just some

1:01:43

folks that I know from the military and conversations

1:01:46

that I've had. They don't have to be smart,

1:01:48

but their technology as smart as fun and

1:01:51

the things that they have access, the things

1:01:53

that they have access to give them advantage.

1:01:56

Well beyond the dude, my cousin told

1:01:58

me that the iPhone in your

1:02:00

cousin in the military sense, I have

1:02:02

to I can't say his name because we've got a lot of just

1:02:04

say, somebody told me, somebody

1:02:08

like my cousin that uh

1:02:11

you gotta um. You know that certain

1:02:13

technologies have been out in the

1:02:15

hands of the militaries almost two

1:02:18

decades before we've seen them on the civilian

1:02:20

side. An example of that would

1:02:23

be the iPhone. Damn yeah.

1:02:26

So like, yeah, there can

1:02:28

be a bunch of dummies from whatever,

1:02:30

but they have access that control and

1:02:32

they have information that they can filter

1:02:35

that never gets to us. So while we're thinking

1:02:37

we know it all, you probably know like maybe

1:02:39

a third of it. Maybe if maybe

1:02:42

one that's

1:02:44

been well, then that's what we doing this podcast

1:02:46

for. Let's just wait till the military

1:02:48

does a podcast about all this stuff. We don't

1:02:51

know. They've been podcast

1:02:53

listen opening, they've been podcasting

1:02:55

for the last thirty years. They've

1:02:59

been they already been doing all

1:03:04

right, yeah, yeah,

1:03:06

man, all right, this this guy, Man,

1:03:09

this got too heavy for me. I'm

1:03:12

gonna need it. I'm gonna need to go and take a walk

1:03:15

and and get a cold glass of water

1:03:17

to to reset. We did

1:03:19

it. I no

1:03:23

I get some Crown World,

1:03:25

I go get some bad whiskey. Soon enough,

1:03:28

ude out

1:03:30

of the freshest ride, Uh su

1:03:33

time. Could you tell the people at home where they could

1:03:35

find you on what cool ship you have going on? Well,

1:03:37

first of all, again, thank you very much for having me. It's

1:03:39

been a pleasure and honor. You

1:03:42

can find me on Instagram.

1:03:44

That's the only place I'll be. I'm not on Twitter

1:03:47

or Facebook because it's just too many relationships

1:03:49

to have it one time. So I'm

1:03:52

on Sigmon Jay south Side and Instagram.

1:03:54

And I have another project coming out. I can't

1:03:57

speak to it yet, but we're in the process

1:03:59

of writing it. And UH keep us outside

1:04:01

going and being funny man and contributing to the

1:04:04

overall comedian culture that we need, especially

1:04:06

during these times. That's beautiful, So

1:04:09

I love that, Yet

1:04:12

Glory, could you tell the people that they can find you what you

1:04:14

got going July? I

1:04:17

will be at the DC Improv Lounge.

1:04:20

Come funk with me there, uh

1:04:22

July through

1:04:25

sixteenth. That will be at Rumors Comedy

1:04:27

Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba,

1:04:30

Canada. And UH watch

1:04:32

me on the most recent episode UH your

1:04:34

show Langston Pause with Sam J Hell

1:04:36

yeah, yeah, watch watching

1:04:39

bores he has. He has

1:04:42

one of our more provocative conversations

1:04:44

of the season. It surely

1:04:47

is maybe one of my favorite arguments

1:04:49

that I've ever seen. Three adults

1:04:51

have h please

1:04:55

watch pause. It's it's on Friday's

1:04:57

at eleven and as always or ten.

1:04:59

I don't at what time it comes on. Fuck you. I don't

1:05:01

pay attention. I

1:05:04

just you know, I do

1:05:06

everything I can and then I walk away into the

1:05:08

sunset like David Banner. I'm

1:05:11

said. You can follow me at Lankstein Kerman

1:05:14

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1:05:16

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1:05:18

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1:05:20

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in your qu

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are racists

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mostly money stuff

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I can't tell me.