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If he unwraps his turban, I think there's just another
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little nick cannon playing his room. I think
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when he unwraps its turban, there's a face
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on the back like baldemort in that in
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that Harry Potter just whispering
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bad things to him. You're a good boy. And then
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Valdemport got attached. It now
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hanging away everything like Baltimore.
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Please, I'm trying. That's wilding out.
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We've got a rap battle coming up. I don't remember
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my lines. Please baldermort I
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gotta rap about Lavell Crawford. Stop
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talking to me.
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I can't tell me. Yeah,
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there is Welcome, ladies and
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gentlemen, to another exceptional,
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beautiful episode of My Mama
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Told Me the podcast where
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we died Deep Deep, so deep,
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put your ass to sleep, into
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the world of black conspiracy theories,
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and we finally worked to prove that
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Tracy Morton is just the black
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Andy Koffman. We are having fun
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today, ladies and gentlemen. I am your
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host links and Kerman. I'm
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having a good day. I saw Mexican
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man getting the fight at FedEx because
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they wouldn't let him spend time in there, just
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because he wanted to take his
1:36
mask off and relax at the FedEx and they
1:38
said no, no, sir, you have to
1:40
leave. And then he said, fuck you. This
1:42
is why Amazon has beaten y'all ads.
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And we all lost in that moment, you know what
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I mean? There were no winners. We all
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felt like losers when that was all finished.
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But you know who's not a loser. It's my
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guest today. All, I have
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a beautiful, wonderful guest
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who I'm so excited did to have here today.
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He's a hilarious comedian, perhaps
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my most problematic friend. He's
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a writer, he's a stand up comedian.
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You know him from such beautiful works.
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It's Big Mouth on Netflix. He
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has an amazing special on Comedy
2:15
Central called Playlist So
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Funny. Give it up from my dear friend,
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Mr Jack. Knight, ladies, and welcome,
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how are you sir? That was like the first time
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I've heard applause. Yeah,
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We're not gonna have multiple people in one
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room clapping for like two more years.
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And that felt so nice to just hear people
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in the unison agreeing on something. For one, if
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it's fictional, like
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Bruno Mars, Yeah,
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I like that guy. Bruno
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has never heard anybody. He's the guy. He's just
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He's just a little man who liked the joke. He
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likes to jump, he likes to do cocaine, and
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he likes to sing about it. It's
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great. There's no world where you can't do
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cocaine, as Bruno mars. Yeah,
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what is he supposed to do? He has
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has a substance. If he drink, then he's gonna
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be like an angry, short drunk, which
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is always personality. You
3:15
don't want Bruno to be self aware.
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You don't want him to think like, oh, maybe women
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shouldn't like me because I'm short and like
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racially ambiguous in a way that's not cool,
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you know what I mean. I want him to get high on cocaine
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and go through my uber log and see where I went
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this week. I
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want him to be that kind of cocaine high and
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he's just popping his chest while he
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was like we would oh
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my goddamn wow weekend. His
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band is behind him, just cheering him on while
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he's read I love
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his band because you can tell that his niggas, because all
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of them have receding hairlines and are kind of fat,
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looks like regular dudes like they're
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not Bruno Mark. Like most time, you'll just
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have If it's Chris Brown, will be four
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other sexy, light skin niggas behind. Or
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if it was like any r be singer,
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they'll have someone that at least mirrors
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the lead singer, Ye Meg Meg,
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the Stallions girls all matches, all
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thick, all big, all Amazonian women.
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Bruno Mars it's him,
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the Mexican nigga from Fede,
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A dude named Charlie. Another guy who
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looks like Ruben Stutter, but James
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his name James Bro. Everybody,
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it's like he whoever drove his car
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that day is now in the band. You're in
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the band. You played trombone now James.
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God. They all look forty seven
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and forty seven and in Hawaiian church,
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it's a beautiful thing. Damn it, damn
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it, beautiful crew man.
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I'm happy you're here, Jack we U,
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You perhaps are my most
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uh conspiracy theory
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invested friend. I don't
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think that I've a friend who invest in them more
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than you. I'd be really wanting to know what these things
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be talking about. Sure, and by
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these niggas, who are you referring to? It
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depends on what the nick it is of the day. Like
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I don't have any real hobbies other than looking
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up ship that don't matter. So
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like I've gone on deep dies on your Cruz of going
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deep dies on Jason Drulo. This is a recent one. J Drullo
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is. I'm a big fan of everything he's been doing. Yeah,
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I mean he is. And this is maybe
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even if I'm a guest on the show again, I have a
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very concrete fact,
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not theory, fact that no
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straight cist black man
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should be in theater. That is
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a queer space, if not feminine space,
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And it's a space for you to grow and accept yourself
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and to figure out who you are and what you mean to
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the earth as a sist black man, we
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already have a lot of spaces we can occupy. Sure,
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And and Jason jumped in that too quick.
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You're giving a lot of confidence to a nigga who's
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starting awful confidence. So that's
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just too much fucking confidence. And now he's just sucking
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doing too much ship. Now
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he's got slits in his bed. Yeah, now
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he oils up to his body to go to bed. So
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it's just like we did too much with him.
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I like my cheets to be slippery too,
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right, Like, what does that mean Jason? Let
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my son be straight? Bro? What midnight
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summer dream? No nigga played get this ball
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and gonna moop? No. Well, I
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guess this is a version of progress. I'm
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not sure you
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you you know we're we didn't come here
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to necessarily talk about Jason Derulo
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because you sent in again
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what I would argue is adere to my heart
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topic. It's a I guess. So
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it's a difficult topic that we're gonna have
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to do some real careful deep diving in, and
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perhaps the most problematic topic that we've
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gotten so far. I'm excited to get into
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it with you. But you said, my mama
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told me single
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mom's race gay niggas. Yeah,
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yeah, tell me more. That is
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a very insanely
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mis utentistic, insanely
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anti woman way, and insanely homophobic
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thing that I've heard my entire life
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is that the majority of black
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women who are single mothers are prone
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to raise quote unquote sissies or
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quote unquote dick suckers. Yes,
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so so essentially because
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your dad is not there
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present to to teach you to
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not suck dick. How
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a mother teaches you how to love a mother teaching
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you how to be responsible, mother teaching you how to like be
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a huge, full human being. And then your daddy comes
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in once a month, not your door, go
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like sucking dick, and
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then it works. You're good. I need if
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I need help separating my colors and
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my whites when I'm washing. I got honest, mom,
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But if I got to get this taste for penis
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out of my mouth, then Daddy's got
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to be around exactly.
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And it all started, of course with me. Anytime
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I will return. Like say, I was raised
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by my mom for the majority of my adolescent
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and then my stepdad came into picture around like my teenage
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years. But when I
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was a kid, I was always like y MoMA's
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boy high behind her leg. When anything goes
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wrong, I run the mom, and everyone's like, you're gonna
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make that boy a gay, trader. Trader, you
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wnna make that boy gay. He won't be running
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to you. He need to stand out here and shooting the
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fireworks. I don't know what scared of the
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firework, the gay, And
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so in my head, like I
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didn't know that I was gay. I thought
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I was just scared. I
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was when I was scared, I would run to my mom. But then
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it was a thing when I would talk to all my other black
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male friends who had only mothers
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in their house, and they had dealt with the same thing that
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if a mother raised him, there was no masculiney
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being injected to him. And I
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truly at a young age, like that's not true, that's
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not a real thing. Then we had to babysit
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my mom's friend who was going through financial
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troubles and she had the son named Daday,
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and that nigga was gay,
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and that nigga
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was so gay, and all these
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things are starting to come together, like everything
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everything that these niggas were saying he
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was doing it was gay and it had nothing
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at the time. It was just a whole bunch of barbershop
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talk me and right. And so he used to do
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this thing called the booty Dude. He named
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it seven. Well,
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I'll say, I'm glad that no one else named
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it. I'm glad that. I mean, I mean,
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what you're doing is the booty dude, young man. So
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he was one of those like really sensitive
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little boys who like if you beat him at Mario
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Kart, he cries. And I was like thirteen
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fourteen, So I would just get mad about the
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fact that this little nigga was annoying, and
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so every single day he would do the booty d
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dance. After he would I would let him win at Mario
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Kart celebratory
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anything, anytime he got a fruit snack, do the
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bootydude. Do the booty dude, dude. And
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I know you're asking. The audience is asking,
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what is the booty dude? Listen.
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I was going to get to it, but go ahead. It's when
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he gets on all fours, spreads
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his legs so his knees are arching
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him back, and then he pops his booty
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like a gay leopard, and
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then he goes the booty dude. Do the booty
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dude. And I'm thirteen and I just I was
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listening to push your teeth. So I didn't like none of this,
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and so he would he would do is he were just you
10:09
were just now absorbing one of raps
10:12
most homophobic people. And I was like,
10:14
what is this ship you had to deal with? Whatever
10:16
those feelings I had a future had on nig
10:18
it was it was not He was not in a good place
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to be doing the booty dude right Tyler wasn't
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even out yet. This was this is early
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in the closet, beating up gay people.
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Tire. Yeah, he's saying the effort and
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it ain't ironic. He No, he means
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he's saying it to a mirror. I
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do think that's a fascinating journey that
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hip hop takes us all through. Is like,
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hip hop taught us to be homophobic
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for a really long time, and
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so you either did the work to realize
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that your heroes are dealing with their own ship
10:50
and have problems, or you just bought
10:53
into everything that they were saying.
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I just think that we're all just wrestling
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with like what our heroes taught us
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to hate we were growing
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up and then deciding if we're going to be better people
11:04
are just like rock with it, you know what
11:06
I mean. I mean that was the underlying issue
11:09
with the j Cole No Name beef was
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Jacole was like, hey, stop telling
11:14
me to read, and No Name was like,
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no nigga read, And
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then that was the whole argument. Basically, if
11:21
you break it down to the like, at
11:23
the end of the day, I spent twenty
11:26
five years of like, no all the niggas
11:28
who sold crack are the way I want. I want
11:30
them to teach me how to live life. I want
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Tyler to teach me how to live life. I want Kindrick School
11:34
was a cute, drug addic full woman beaters
11:37
all of these horrible, horrible people because of their
11:39
art. I was like, I'm gonna learn from them,
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and then one day you get old enough you're just like, I
11:44
gotta un learn all that ship. But then everyone's
11:46
like, why aren't you unlearning fast enough? You're
11:48
like, I just got to learn it. Back
11:52
down, hold on the let
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me out well,
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obviously learn forever. The
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songs still stuck in my head. I can't.
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I can't, which like
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as an excuse, you just gotta sit there and be like, all right, I'm
12:07
gonna hold this hell and they guy, I did this role. And
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I think that's that's the challenge we're all
12:11
sort of in the middle of is like, uh,
12:14
it's not so much finding excuses as
12:16
it is settling into ourselves enough
12:18
to be like, oh, okay, yeah,
12:20
you're right, I got some work to do. You
12:23
know, we're all defensive, so we're like, I'm
12:25
gonna do it, and it's like, no, it's okay, just
12:27
say you fucked up and wan from
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the thing. But with all that
12:31
being said, there is
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a certain brand of
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single mother. I'll say brand. I won't. I won't
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talk about here we go. Hold on,
12:40
hold on, wait, you're getting too to one
12:43
of my favorite sections. This is exciting.
12:45
You're about to get into a segment that I called
12:47
talk that talk. You're
12:49
about to jump into something that you're about to talk
12:51
some talk. You're about to explain some conspiracy.
12:54
So go into it. You got thirty seconds launched.
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Go crazy. I genuinely
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do think, with my minimum amount
13:01
of bell hooks knowledge, that there's
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a large portion of black women or women
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of color who raised their kids and
13:08
want to have the void that was filled
13:10
by adult men that they kind
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of projected onto their child and
13:15
make children wear Jordan's when they want to
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wear fucking Dinersaur shoes, or they'll dress
13:19
them up as Nipsey Hustle for Halloween, or
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to fucking give them braids and make them look like
13:23
what their boyfriend used to look like. And that
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projects a certain type of energy
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onto a nigga that might make them
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gay. Okay, that's
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mother, not
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make them gay, make them game is a weird way to say
13:40
that, but I do think it makes them a personality
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that could go left or right and left hand
13:45
is in geary straight. But it may maybe they'll be a cornball,
13:47
Maybe they'll motherfucking be a nigga who talks too fast
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able to have a stutter. But I think I
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think to your point, what what you're talking
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about is like the projecting of like
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these sort of adult wants
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and like expectations onto a
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child, which then forces the kid to
14:03
now have to question the person
14:06
they are in a way that they like,
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we're all wrestling with who we become. But
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you don't need that ship added to you early,
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Like I was always gonna wonder if my
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dick is the right size. You ain't gonna make me
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do that early,
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and if we if you do it backwards, if you flip
14:23
that, and it's like a single dad raising his daughter
14:25
and the dad is like, I want you to look like the
14:27
bitches I fuck niggas
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will be losing their mind. But
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we allow mothers to just be like, don't
14:34
he look cute? And here the nigga like,
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you want to funk your son, lady, And that's gonna do
14:38
something to him likechologically, that's gonna make him a weird
14:40
nigga, not saying gay niggas are weird, but
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he might be a gay nigga who is also weird, right
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you will. You put a bunch of expectations
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on him that had weird sexual connotations
14:51
and all this repressed ship and we let
14:53
mothers get away with that, and now he can't figure
14:55
it out. So if he should so happen
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to be gay, he also is
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going to be frustrated in his because
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he never even had a chance to, like play
15:05
with dinosaurs. He never even had a chance like
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go outside and ride a bike and fall down
15:10
because he has to wear skinny jeans because she funding
15:12
they get the club when she was twenty two and he was wearing skinny
15:15
Right, Sometimes you just need to let to try
15:18
stereotyps. Boys kiss and
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that that helps you figure out the boys
15:22
you want to kiss. When you get over, you go, but then
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she's standing over you, like hold on, can you hold this
15:27
bottle of prosecco? And it's
15:29
just like, lady, get the funk away from this digg
15:31
here you and I have talked about there's
15:33
a lot most of my fan base is a single
15:35
moms for some reason. Fuck
15:38
hey, I'm sorry, y'all. I'm so sorry. You're
15:40
doing great jobs. Just please stop
15:43
making that nigga city of your lap after the age of twelve.
15:45
It's hey, we're all uncomfortable. But you
15:48
see so many pictures on the internet where
15:51
you know they're they're posting some picture of them
15:53
posing at a thing, and it's like, damn,
15:55
you made your son take that, huh
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bro. My mom used to do weird ship,
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like really until my stepdad came along.
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My mom would do weird ship where she would like dress
16:05
me up in outfits that were just
16:07
very uncomfortable for a child to wear, and
16:09
then she would make me go to the mall and
16:11
then she would make me take solo pictures
16:14
and then she would take all the pictures that she takes,
16:16
Like the pictures would be like me and I'm
16:18
like, I'm like holding a baseball bat over my arm,
16:21
and I looked like I'm going to do some ship or I'll
16:23
have like a big ball in my hand, or will
16:25
be some ship where I'm stepping up some stairs but I'm looking
16:27
back and like, oh where am I going? There's nothing, there's
16:31
no other alright, baby,
16:33
Now I look back at it real l
16:37
didn't have to do the booty dude. Some diggers I
16:40
also, but that creates an energy. I
16:43
was fortunate to still have my dad, but my
16:45
parents divorced when I was you know, four,
16:48
and my mom was single for a long time
16:50
up until she remarried
16:52
and had my sister when I was
16:54
ten. So like it was a
16:57
six year period where I was just an only
16:59
child with a single mom. And
17:02
I remember her like being like, okay,
17:04
baby, today we're wearing matching outfits.
17:06
It's like, I don't want
17:08
this. I don't want to do this. This is don't even
17:10
like when you hug me in front of my friends. Do you think
17:12
I want to match with you
17:16
matching track suits and get her hair cut
17:18
like dick, Lady, damn
17:21
stop this, mom. This isn't good for me.
17:23
I don't. I don't know that yet, but I can feel
17:26
it. Yeah, because I knew as
17:28
a kid. You don't know what projection is, but
17:30
you do know when your mom is doing too much.
17:33
Yes, you do. You're doing
17:35
too much, like you are crossing
17:37
a line. Yes, stop
17:39
crossing a line with me, lady,
17:42
I'm child. One of the things that I
17:44
wanted to ask you about. So this conspiracy
17:46
theory is one that you've heard from multiple sources
17:49
over the course of your life, and taking
17:52
away the homophobia attached to it, I do think
17:54
that there's some truth to it. Yes, sure,
17:57
Uh have you ever felt
17:59
like the people that are that are
18:01
telling you this are somehow
18:04
like? Uh? Are are they homble
18:06
when you when they're saying it to you? Or are they
18:08
just saying it to you and then retroactively
18:11
you're recognizing this is homophobis
18:14
I think what they're trying to say is it
18:16
is not good parenting
18:18
too push all of your
18:21
ideology as a black woman onto a young
18:23
boy. If that kid is identifying
18:25
as a boy, that can make them not really understand
18:27
a lot of things that they need to learn. There
18:30
are things you need to learn as
18:32
a man, or things you can learn from
18:34
another man. And if there's women or
18:36
mothers who are super protective and are super like,
18:39
I'm gonna do this with him, they
18:41
usually have to learn this later in their life.
18:43
And then you're like a nigga who's thirty trying
18:45
to figure out what the rules are football.
18:48
Just like so they take the ball over that like God,
18:50
damn, Nick, you have no daddy and no cousins
18:52
and no, And for years I
18:54
would that that socially,
18:57
we've conflated guys like
19:00
that who don't follow like heteronormative
19:02
rules and and homosexuality,
19:05
you know what I mean, Like they are not that day is
19:07
just bad. And they're
19:09
like, for those black ladies and gentlemen
19:12
you are here, don't don't edit that, don't edit
19:14
that weird. Don't edit that weird. Don't edit that weird.
19:16
To them,
19:20
they consider gay as bad, and so
19:22
they're just like, oh, they're just saying
19:24
you're a bad parent. Instead of just saying
19:27
all of the words I think you're a bad parent. I
19:29
think you need to look more inward and honestly
19:31
take away how your feelings towards men
19:33
and let your child raise and understand themselves
19:36
and actually grow. They go that gay,
19:38
right, It's like, what's
19:41
the thing that's gonna hurt you the most? That
19:44
they're being bitchy? Really is what you're
19:47
being little bitches? And you go, he's gay
19:49
and because you want to cut me, and it's like,
19:51
well it's not. First of all, that doesn't have to be a bad
19:54
thing, but also stop saying that that's
19:56
unnecessary. What do you do then? Now the
19:58
nigga don't even want to be gay right
20:00
now. Now you're putting you're pushing people
20:02
into the like he's not. He's gonna
20:04
be weird business like, if you're
20:06
just raised by a psychotic
20:09
single mother, you're gonna be weird. Bro that you're gonna
20:11
you're gonna match track suits. You're gonna have some weird
20:13
ship too. Don't know what to tell you, dog, you're gonna
20:15
be a weird dude. Man, you're not. You don't
20:18
have all the pieces. It takes a village.
20:20
It doesn't take one. Lady who asked a Chanelle person,
20:24
Oh, your mama had Chanelle persons. My mom
20:26
chopped at the thrift store. But my mama, my
20:29
mom was getting dick. Man, My mom was
20:31
out here fucking real niggas. Bro. I knew
20:33
my mom was getting good dick when she used to come home
20:35
with like, what shoes for me? But they worked
20:38
my side shoe so
20:40
like it would be like a foot too small and foot too big. So
20:42
that means that my mom sucked that nigga and he
20:44
didn't listen to nothing. Yeah,
20:47
that was what that was. Was he gave
20:49
her his shoes. She was
20:51
like, I got you something, baby, and
20:53
it ended up just being a grown ass
20:56
man shoes and she's like, you'll grow into around
20:59
floppy. It didn't cost me no more. He didn't make
21:01
me come. I don't care about it. I
21:05
didn't bust the nup. Put him on, baby, go ahead whatever,
21:07
cut him up. I'm getting fun. Okay,
21:10
we're gonna take a quick break. We will be
21:13
back with more my mama told
21:15
me. And
21:25
we are back.
21:27
We are back, ladies and gentlemen.
21:31
Yeah,
21:34
I'm not gay no more. We're
21:37
back here with more of my mama told me
21:39
and more. Jack Knight, we are
21:41
talking about the conspiracy that
21:44
single mothers, single black mothers
21:46
raise gay niggas, and we are
21:48
digging deep into it. And Jack, over
21:50
the break, you showed me a picture of Drizzy
21:53
Drake, who you said
21:55
is a perfect example of what we
21:58
were talking about in that he is not gay,
22:00
but he is a weird motherfucker were do
22:04
you can you can tell he breastfed too long? Yes,
22:07
Drake has real weird energy in that
22:09
like he wants to be his
22:12
mom, he wants to be warm
22:14
and kind, but he's incapable
22:16
of it. And he has like scaffolding in his house
22:19
so it's like, where's the disconnect
22:21
happening here? Bro The disconnect happened
22:23
when he was six, when he really
22:26
just wanted his mom to stop holding
22:28
his hand in the mall. There's
22:31
one day where his mom kept holding his hand to
22:33
mom because she wanted him to be safe, but
22:36
he just wanted to go touch stuff and be a boy. That
22:38
led to him doing duck face in his mid thirties.
22:41
Sure, this is also something we've talked about.
22:43
The Drake also suffers from
22:45
the white mom syndrome that
22:47
many mixed kids struggle with. And as
22:50
a person who is in a committed relationship
22:52
with a mixed girl who has
22:54
a white mom, I will be
22:57
exiting this conversation. I
23:00
won't subscribe. I won't have any of this on the
23:02
record. And I believe that a white mother can raise
23:05
a black child just like a black mother raising black
23:07
child. I have no qualms,
23:09
I have no issues. Jack. Why do you keep
23:11
winking at me when you say this? I have
23:14
a gun to the back of my head right now.
23:18
Okay, So we've talked a little bit about
23:20
what you were doing, and I did some research.
23:22
I dug deep into what I could find
23:25
of this conspiracy theory to
23:27
see if I could unpack some of where it comes from
23:29
and perhaps maybe even prove that it
23:31
is in fact true. Unfortunately, it's
23:33
a real hard thing to type into Google,
23:36
you know what I mean? Just type in single
23:39
moms raised gay niggas and
23:41
Google's like, did you mean it
23:43
does? Dr Humar Johnson just knocks
23:45
at your door and says, excuse me, brother, welcome to
23:47
the revolution. Welcome brother. I'm
23:51
glad you finally woke up. But
23:54
I did find some pretty interesting
23:56
things. So most of the framing,
23:58
and this is what makes your conspiracy
24:00
theory to me especially interesting, is
24:03
that you framed it as single moms
24:05
raising gay niggas. Right, Most
24:08
of the research iiant packed actually
24:10
frames it in relation
24:12
to the fathers, So it's absent
24:14
fathers raise gay niggas.
24:17
And that's just that, that's just that's just JD.
24:19
Peket Smith and that whole side of the culture
24:21
that is just out to take down a good black man.
24:24
I was everything our fucking fault, nigga.
24:27
I was in jail. Don't make the nigga gay.
24:29
I love that. You're like, this
24:32
is homophobic, it's not right, we
24:34
shouldn't be doing this. But then you're also
24:37
like, bitch, stop blaming me now,
24:41
man that I hate that. I hate that. Anytime
24:43
there is a problem is our fault,
24:46
you the little gay niggas. Even though
24:48
we were the one that left and yelled
24:51
at him. You had you had nine
24:53
months to make a decision on getting that gay nigga
24:55
out of here. Well it didn't, So raising nigga
24:57
right now, I'm mad, Now I'm hot, now I'm upset.
25:00
It. No, that's the incorrect way of
25:02
framing it. And you can frame anything
25:04
like that. You can literally frame
25:07
you don't pay rent? Well, a man,
25:11
it's like, what do we do to y'all want adults?
25:13
Y'all have no responsibility. All right,
25:15
bro, you've heard it. You've heard it
25:17
here first, ladies, you have no responsibility
25:20
and this is y'all fault, not man. So
25:22
wait, so what do they mean by that? Like father?
25:26
Yeah, they refer to something and
25:28
this is a fascinating term that I
25:30
had not heard before, but they refer to something
25:32
called father hunger, which
25:35
is oh boy, it's it's
25:37
a tough pill to swallow. I get ugly, You're
25:40
I'm gonna kill you,
25:43
you know what I mean? The father hunger is what
25:45
they call it, but it basically refers to one's
25:47
confusion about their sexual identity,
25:50
a lacking in confidence in
25:52
one's femininity or masculinity,
25:54
and being rarely satisfied with
25:56
what one has and also becoming
25:59
insecure, are angry, easily
26:01
acting differently, childlike
26:03
or grandiose in the father's presence, having
26:06
an urge to please others, especially
26:08
father type people. It goes on and on
26:10
and on and on, but basically the
26:13
theory applied to uh
26:15
daughters as well. They
26:17
put in femininity. But the
26:20
focus of almost everything young boys
26:22
is boys. And I should note
26:24
that almost all of it is something
26:27
that I found as I was researching it,
26:29
which is just highbrow homophobia.
26:31
It's like these people who are writing these
26:33
really high end sort of like
26:36
peer reviewed essays where
26:38
they just go gay is perverted
26:41
and wrong, and uh, you can avoid
26:43
that by being a good father and staying in
26:45
a young boy's life. They're basically
26:47
saying that a pink out. Yes,
26:50
oh, it's it's an F word. Over t It's
26:55
an F word with like a polite uh
26:57
please in the beginning. So wait,
27:00
hey, I don't think that
27:03
other male figures in their
27:05
lives can't do the job. I understand that a
27:07
father's around twenty four seven, seven days a
27:09
week, but I do think that older
27:12
cousins, brothers, uncle's, male friends
27:14
the type of energy that good men do
27:17
need to be around for a male or
27:19
female or they or non binary
27:21
child to help them. Like you gotta have
27:24
a lot of perspectives to give to a child,
27:26
and just forcing one of
27:28
a girl who goes out it sucks dick for birking
27:30
bags is not going to raise the best
27:33
niggd sure and defense.
27:35
And that would also I would I would venture
27:37
to guess and correct me. If you feel differently, I would
27:40
venture to guess that would still be true for men
27:42
that I said that in the beginning, they
27:44
get raised by a dude you and
27:47
just him. You got too much of an
27:50
energy that also is bad for you, like
27:52
just going out and just doing pull ups on street sides
27:54
and they can sit down and keep sitting here and drink this vlate
27:56
you fucking weirdo. Hey man, how
27:58
about we self reflecting day. How about we
28:00
take a second to just dig into ourselves.
28:03
Yeah, you know those fucking like father's
28:06
son duos who like my mama died
28:08
and all I had with my dad and then they don't hug,
28:10
but they touched four heads and they want to share love,
28:12
and you're just like, y'all, Ni, this is weird, bro, y'all why
28:15
she died and I doesn't tigging too much strong
28:17
shoulder. I
28:19
remember going to my friends out, one of my best
28:21
friends in the world. He his
28:24
his dad had two
28:26
more boys years after him,
28:28
like fifteen years after him, and his sisters
28:31
were like, you know, born from this
28:33
man, but U he just is
28:35
raising two boys alone and like
28:37
a very bad house. And so we
28:40
went over there one time just to check on them,
28:42
just to say hi, whatever, and then we just
28:44
sat in the living room and watched them wrestle,
28:46
and it was like, just like, this is weird,
28:49
bro. This ain't good for y'all. Man, you're having
28:51
fun, and I'm proud of you for, you know, making
28:53
it through whatever this is. But I there's y'all
28:55
are shirtless wrestling, and I don't feel comfortable
28:57
at all. They're a family friend named Kendrick
28:59
who was like like basically helped
29:02
raise me as well. It was one of the male figures
29:04
in my house all the time that helped me out a little bit, like
29:06
dad being not around, and he had a son named
29:09
Cyrus. They had his mom passed I think,
29:11
or she just wasn't around. And they
29:14
were fucking weird. They they were. They were
29:16
so fucking weird to me as a person
29:18
who was being raised by a woman, because when
29:20
a dad is mad, it's supposed to
29:22
be the last straw. He's a dad's
29:24
anger. You know, your mom says stop,
29:27
Your mom says dot, Your mom says dot, your dad go stop.
29:30
You know what I mean? Like it's because we we
29:32
don't have the ability to work slowly
29:36
through our feelings right whereas
29:38
women can or at least stay Feminine energy
29:40
sometimes has the ability to sort
29:42
of compartmentalize and think through
29:45
exactly what feeling needs to be here
29:47
right now. We just give raw energy,
29:49
which is like daddy yelling and like swinging
29:52
something. And it's like they had nobody to
29:54
balance that out. So he would just start off
29:56
with stop and then they go his solf be
29:58
like you stop, and
30:01
then it's just a stale batim. They can say it stopped.
30:03
And they're both big enough to throw hands,
30:06
so they were just like, I guess we throw hands and
30:08
nothing was ever learned. No, but
30:10
somebody want to fight. I guess maybe somebody
30:13
won and maybe something and and like
30:15
the nigga used to have gumming worms that are half
30:17
eating in his pocket all the time, like you could like that's
30:19
the thing. If he had his mom around more, that wouldn't
30:21
be a thing. Like like the nigga would
30:24
fully I'm from Seattle. The nigga would
30:26
come on in my house from his house and
30:28
have sand in his shoes. He
30:31
ain't been nowhere with sad. He
30:33
went from his house to my house,
30:36
take off his shoes and would pour out and
30:38
a laddin amount of sand. But
30:41
if he had a mom in his life, she would have
30:43
been like, check your shoes for saying you
30:46
smart, mama. You always make
30:48
sure I got no sand but shoes, you know
30:51
me saying there sometimes.
30:54
But the dad's just like put your shoes on. I'm about to go
30:56
to g I Joe's. But like dadny, I
30:58
think there's shut the funk up. Just get we're
31:00
going, we're leaving. I think the moral of the
31:02
story for both of us ears we're saying that a
31:04
two parent household is necessary, even if they're both
31:06
gay whatever, Like you need
31:08
two people to put energy into one
31:10
object. So I'm glad you said that, because
31:12
there's a bunch of elements of these
31:14
studies that does talk about
31:17
that specifically, So they're they're
31:19
not always saying specifically that you
31:21
need like the father so much
31:23
as you need to you need to people,
31:26
but they won't call it just two people
31:28
because they're homophobic, right,
31:30
like not. They don't want to encourage you
31:32
to, as you put it, go out
31:34
and suck some dick and then find the yeah,
31:38
exactly, so they they're saying like it
31:40
needs to be a man and it needs to be a woman,
31:43
otherwise you're going to turn into a homosexual
31:45
pervert basically. Uh.
31:47
And so there's all these like I'll read
31:50
you some of the quotes. This dude, Dennis
31:52
Malcolm, who apparently is like some sort
31:54
of social worker, argues that fatherlessness
31:57
damages a male child's self
31:59
esteem and impairs their ability to build
32:01
last thing hed to sexual relationships.
32:09
So, right, that's a gay
32:11
person. He
32:13
clearly is wrestling with something in him
32:16
what is idio that what furious
32:19
at the idea of homosexuality so
32:21
much that he's like, your self estatem
32:24
is low and you're never gonna build any relationships
32:26
with sexual people like self esteem
32:29
is the reason why you get into relationships. Lack of
32:31
self esteem is the reason why you're get into relationships.
32:34
So I think I got married because I'm
32:36
all the way whole. No, I'm like, I
32:38
got gaps in me, bitch, tell him
32:42
fix me, please. I'm not gonna figure
32:44
me out. I'm gonna gonna come in the room and you go have spaghetti
32:47
ready for me. I'm gonna call that educating
32:49
myself a self reflection. Going to sleep
32:51
with my own thoughts is breaking my spirit
32:54
every night. I'd
32:57
rather give you brain than think about who I
32:59
am. If I eat your pussy, I ain't got to
33:01
think about me and I'll be fine. Or my regrets
33:04
are woes or wondering who I am as a man,
33:06
All I gotta do is rub this lady's feet and makerpasta
33:08
sometimes exactly. Uh.
33:11
Here's another fun quote from
33:13
from these dudes. Uh
33:15
Kurt Freud not Freud
33:17
Freund and Ray
33:20
smart shit. I'm down. I
33:22
love I love them because they commented together. That
33:24
means they're just both. This nigger had his right
33:26
hand to keyboard, the other thing guy has left handed. Like we're about to get
33:28
these game niggas. We're about to team up. We're
33:31
about to jump the joint
33:34
twins Niggas. Kurt and Ray suggests
33:36
that fatherless men rely on love
33:39
from other men, emotional and physical,
33:41
to conquer their sense of inferiority
33:43
and worthlessness. So essentially,
33:46
that's not crazy, that's not crazy. Well, it's
33:48
exactly what you were suggesting, that they put
33:50
a dick in their mouth because they didn't
33:52
have a father's dick at home. Yes,
33:56
that is Yeah, that's fair. That's a fair argument,
33:59
and and could be a metaphor for a
34:01
bunch of ship. Dick could be Drake
34:03
wanting Future to come and do a song with
34:05
him. Sure, Dick could be uh
34:08
me befriending Dikes because I don't
34:11
understand that what I can't say that it's
34:14
on the no no no no no no no
34:16
no. Before
34:19
he did
34:22
not fail to, I could
34:24
say the D word. I got Dike friends. So
34:28
but no, I take your point that there's there's
34:30
something that happened to me without having my dad
34:32
that I'm so attracted to lesbian women being
34:34
my friend. But Drake hangs out with Future
34:37
because Dennis Banks didn't want to hang out
34:39
with him when he was a young boy, so he wants
34:41
them man with j Prince saying with Birdman
34:44
saying with like, you can pick out any dude who's a
34:46
little weird, who like needs other
34:48
men to funk with what they're doing, and you can just
34:51
go back and be like, Oh, I just think ain't had no daddy. So
34:53
he's doing his metaphorical dick
34:56
and making what a time to be alive? Yeah, that
34:58
was That was just a father and son day.
35:00
Yes, this
35:03
is just future playing catch with future
35:07
catch a little Aubrey. Yeah, Okay,
35:09
let me ask you this because I think that that
35:11
you know, we've we've sort of we've sort of unpacked
35:14
where this all comes from, and it's it's
35:16
homophobia from a hyper
35:18
heteronormative sort of cast
35:20
of people. What do you say? How
35:23
do you respond to the
35:25
famous people that we know who grew
35:27
up with single moms and did not fall
35:30
into this mold? Do you know what I'm saying? The jay
35:32
Zs of the world, The Kevin
35:35
Durant, How do you explain who Kevin
35:37
Durant is? The jay z is under
35:39
these circumstances. Kevin
35:41
Durant doesn't brush his hair.
35:44
Oh, Kevin Durant tweets
35:47
people because his feelings are hurt, and he's a
35:49
seven foot multimillionaire
35:52
basketball extraordinaire. There's so
35:54
much weird with him. But these are all very
35:57
like and I'm not saying
35:59
feminine. I'm saying the traits of
36:01
someone whose backs against the wall and have
36:03
the hardships of raising a child by themselves,
36:06
a single mother or father, whoever
36:08
else, just someone who is at their wits
36:10
end would raise someone that would
36:12
always be distracted by
36:15
someone being like State
36:19
Warriors and then he's
36:21
logging in at midnight like will you say, a
36:24
beautiful man? You that
36:27
would He wouldn't give a fuck. He
36:29
just needed two parents. Jay
36:32
z dad
36:34
his brother shot his brother
36:37
worse.
36:39
If if
36:41
there was a dad in the house, they would have put the gloves on
36:44
the handle it like a dad, he would have made sure they handled
36:46
it. But then they only had a mama
36:48
around edge. By the way, she's gay.
36:51
I don't know what you're proving, but I'm not just
36:54
just throwing everything out there, motherfucking
36:56
bus complete go
37:00
off. I don't know what you're proving. I don't know,
37:02
but I think I think all
37:04
of these examples proves the
37:06
point that two parent households are
37:09
a lot more effective in creating a whole person,
37:11
and a whole person to certain
37:14
people means not gay, right,
37:16
And maybe maybe that's the biggest
37:19
issue is that society for years
37:21
has taught us that gay people
37:23
can't be whole. Now we're
37:25
seeing obviously gay people
37:27
can be whole. In fact, they're probably the most whole.
37:30
They don't have to do a harder fight. They had
37:32
to go get the harder thing. Gay
37:34
people are all the way whole. There's only like three
37:36
gay people we can even like refer to that
37:38
commit crimes. Do you know what I mean? Like they're
37:41
it is just and that dude
37:43
from six degrees of separation and
37:45
that's it. But do you know who commit the most
37:48
amount of crimes? Closeted
37:50
gay people? Like
37:52
I think a lot of these niggas who won't just accept
37:55
that they're gay, go out and hurt people,
37:57
go out and hurt trans women, go out, motherfucking's
38:00
deal, go out on my fucking murder because they
38:02
didn't want to sit there and be like, Hey, I'm a nigga
38:04
who sucks dick. So there's like a lot
38:06
of issues that come from the fact that people
38:08
can't be fully realized And I think those
38:11
people do a lot more damage to the
38:13
world than anybody else. Yes, I agree
38:15
with that that this is a lot of Aaron
38:18
Hernandez energy being thrown out
38:20
the world boom and
38:23
nobody will actually wrestle with it. So
38:25
they're just like these little gay kids are. The
38:27
problem is it's like, I don't know, man, it's
38:29
probably who's yeah, and Aaron
38:31
Nanda has had a two parent household and was
38:34
raised to just he probably has
38:36
some poverty here and there's some issues there. But the nigga
38:38
was just a gay nigga who didn't get to be gay
38:41
and that was why he did what he did. Let
38:43
these niggas be gay, and also
38:45
stopped dressing your kids as Nipsey.
38:49
It's a fucking weird lady. You're weird,
38:51
bro, and stop giving kids chains
38:53
right there? What the fund is wrong with y'all? Saw
38:56
a six year old with a watch almost beat that
38:58
lady up. There is no five year
39:00
old who's like, uh, Who's
39:02
like, what do you want to be for Halloween? Son? I
39:05
want to prove that the marathon continue,
39:09
Like no, I just want to be fucking
39:12
Spider Man like every other kid
39:14
when Halloween comes along, and I see a kid
39:16
look like pop smoke, I'm gonna punch my phone. Oh
39:19
it's gonna happen. They're gonna have you.
39:21
They're gonna have the braids, and then they're gonna
39:23
have the Virgil background and
39:26
around the big gass fucking veneer. Yeah,
39:31
but I just I don't know you, but you seem
39:34
like a nice man. Yeah, you're twenty.
39:36
But all in all, I think my point
39:38
stands. Nig's be homophobic. Let
39:40
you think he's be gay. But more importantly,
39:42
if you are raising the child, please
39:45
man this at least get
39:47
another nigga into building. Bro Let
39:51
some friends come over and friends come over. Don't
39:55
just be you and that person, because all you're gonna do is build
39:57
a mirror. You suck. Yeah,
39:59
you suck, So don't build
40:02
a mirror. If you're single and you're
40:04
raising a child, you stuck, and
40:06
and everything you're doing is null and void. I hate
40:09
you. Okay, here's a fascinating
40:12
tunnel that I found myself going down, which
40:14
I realized as soon as I started to go
40:16
down, and it was problematic, but I wanted
40:18
to at least examine if there was any genetic
40:21
legitimacy to what you're saying
40:23
and so and so this hugely
40:27
problematic is that I wanted
40:29
to figure out if like you know, the implications
40:32
of a gay gene, right, or
40:34
like if there's any like genetic tracing
40:36
of where homosexuality comes from. But
40:38
where I realized that in and of itself is
40:40
fucking idiotic is because
40:43
number one, our genes
40:45
are not so uh easily
40:48
broken down that you can just pluck one and
40:50
be like, all right, now you're real nigga, you know what I mean?
40:52
Like it's it's it doesn't work like that. But
40:54
then the other thing is is that all the gene
40:57
tracing, all the people that would even take the time
40:59
to try to idea gon't find the gay jene are
41:01
homophobes, right, So it's a bunch
41:03
of people who already are trying to treat it
41:05
like, well, if we can it's eugenics. If
41:07
we can get rid of this gay jene, then
41:09
we are in essence, being
41:12
able to purify. It's asking
41:14
someone who's allergic to shellfish to make you
41:16
a crab effect exactly. It's
41:19
like, you don't know how to do this right,
41:21
This ain't this ain't your work. Please don't
41:23
do this right? You can't point
41:26
it out, and it's it's all that, like it's
41:28
the part. And you know, it goes back to like
41:30
issues of American history,
41:33
right as we can't truly trust any
41:35
of the information we're often told because
41:38
it's told by a bunch of people who are criminals
41:40
and monsters and have no good intentions
41:42
for us in the first place. Yeah, they edited
41:44
their tweets exactly
41:46
like you're not being straight
41:49
up. So here we go. It's like, you know, liberty
41:51
for all, but also I'm about to kick this slave's teeth
41:53
in. Literally,
41:56
George Washington told us that liberty
41:59
for all while he had another man's teeth
42:01
in his mouth and all honesty,
42:03
and Nigga said that whoa
42:06
wait, because it came
42:08
from because it came out of a nigga's mouth. Everything
42:11
George Washington said came out of nigga's mouth. You
42:14
asked me, Nigga was buzz biding from
42:16
the beginning, and he just couldn't. He didn't even
42:18
know it. They know it, but he wasn't. Yeah,
42:21
No, I don't think he thought of it as any different. I think
42:23
he thinks of it the same way like you know,
42:25
muffler's wear fur coats, right,
42:28
It's just that's how sick they were. They're like, no, I think
42:31
it is just that nigger's teeth. Yea,
42:34
my property. What are you talking about? Yeah,
42:37
Steve has good teeth. I
42:40
can't sit in a chair no more. What
42:43
are you talking about. I'm gonna wear Steve's
42:46
teeth and I'm gonna flex on you, host, and
42:48
I'm gonna make up some ship about us all being equal
42:50
because bitches like that, I don't give a
42:52
funnel where Steve's teeth and then rape
42:54
his wife with him like
42:57
a fucking maniac. I'm a nibble on
42:59
her neck with his teeth and be
43:01
like you see
43:04
what. I'm all
43:08
right, We're gonna take one more break and we'll be
43:10
back with more. My mama told me, and
43:22
we are that that's
43:27
cool, motherfucking boss. Complete
43:31
the hell. Yeah, we're back here with more of my
43:33
mama told me more, Jack Knight. We
43:35
are still digging into that crazy
43:38
homophobic conspiracy that
43:40
uh, single moms raise gay niggas,
43:43
and we've concluded that you can't
43:45
be single and expect the kid to grow
43:47
up, okay, unless you get some other
43:49
people involved. Would that be a fair assessment?
43:52
Get some other village takes a village
43:54
to to really just figure it
43:57
out to form a human. So I want
43:59
to play. Uh, this is now the section
44:01
of time where I want to play a game with
44:03
you or you down to play a game with me. All
44:06
Right, this is a fun game that I like to call.
44:13
Yeah, it's called homemade Hotep. And
44:16
what we're gonna do is take a very normal,
44:19
every day, regular
44:21
fact in the world, right, and
44:23
then I want you to hotep the
44:25
ship out of that idea, out
44:27
of that fact. And I know you'll be
44:29
good at this. You love being a Hotep more
44:32
than anybody I know. And so I
44:34
will present you with a regular, everyday fact
44:36
and then I want you to go crazy and make it
44:38
as hotep as you feel it needs
44:41
to be. They need to make a Hotep section
44:43
that isn't homophobic. Yeah,
44:46
Like if they make a fraction of Hoteps that are
44:48
like anti homophobia, I'd be like I would
44:50
wear their shirts. It hats right,
44:54
It's like how there are like Jews for Jesus.
44:57
Yeah, it's like it's
45:00
like Hotep for Amos then, but
45:03
it's still homophobic because that's how they
45:05
talk. But they their intention is
45:08
to be you should be allowed to be married and
45:10
have a good and fruitful life. Yeah, but I'm still
45:12
gonna call you something problematic. Yeah. But also
45:14
the white man is making all black women too tall. I
45:20
love that. Okay. So, based
45:22
on what you were sharing with me earlier,
45:26
or rather the research that I uncovered in
45:28
our conversation earlier, I
45:30
did some research and it appears
45:32
that seventy six percent
45:35
in the Black census of two thousand
45:37
nineteen, these are people submitting their
45:40
answers for two thousand nineteen, seventy
45:42
six percent of Black people identifies
45:44
heterosexual yep,
45:47
three percent identify as gay, three
45:49
percent identify as lesbian, and
45:51
seven percent identify as
45:53
bisexual. And then there's four percent that identify
45:56
as other. Based on that information,
45:59
breakdown those numbers for me. First
46:01
of all, all of it is wrong because Black people don't
46:03
don't do the census. All censuses
46:06
are created and manfactured by
46:08
the white man. If you ever noticed, if you ever get a census,
46:10
you'll fill it out and they'll send it to who and
46:13
the white man exactly so,
46:17
and they did to white stuff to it, and they get to say
46:19
that of us are straight. Actually,
46:21
maybe we don't know if we actually
46:23
did the math. Maybe of us are
46:25
gay and talking
46:29
just the outside saying whatever you saying. But
46:31
in terms of believing stats
46:34
and numbers and ideas
46:36
themselves, you're a coon if
46:40
you're if you believe any
46:42
statard number, or idea
46:45
or research references for
46:47
a second, if you believe
46:50
any stats, any number,
46:52
any idea that isn't done
46:55
and conducted by black people, Yeah, you're
46:57
a coon. You're a coon. Yep. And
47:00
and for our listeners who might not be familiar
47:03
explaining the cone breakdown, a cone
47:05
for us, a con is
47:08
someone who dances for the white
47:10
man, bleeds for
47:12
the white man, kisses the white man's toes, white
47:14
woman's toes. Um. It's
47:17
evolved since the days of the
47:19
earliest conception of a coon was like a Flip Wilson
47:21
or Sammy Cook Jr. These are the
47:25
these ain't even real people. Motherfucker's David
47:29
j It was a beautiful man, who's
47:31
beautiful song that that was. I
47:33
didn't believe his name because I was told
47:35
that name by a white man. So
47:38
I'll be jumbling the words around again. This is the white
47:40
man's language, so I don't speak it very well. I
47:42
speak my language, which which
47:45
he was making up other nigga's names and combining
47:48
them with people who didn't do anything bad
47:50
to you in the first place. What is the bonyx? I
47:53
don't know. You're gonna tell me that, ye no,
47:56
But I genuinely believe that if you just fully
47:58
at faith value take any information conducted
48:00
by white people as fact, you're
48:03
you're you're a blaring. If you don't know what a blaring it
48:05
is, a black Karen, that's fair. I do think
48:07
that I think there's some legitimacy to the argument
48:09
that, like we now know enough
48:12
to know that these be lying
48:14
they've been lying to us, you know what I mean, That's
48:18
how they get you. And so we we can't
48:20
sit here and just take at face
48:22
value everything that's being told
48:24
to us. To suggest that every single
48:26
idea is uh coning is
48:29
a wild stage. I'm excited
48:31
to join you in this. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.
48:34
If I have a revolver yep,
48:37
and I put five bullets that motherfucker
48:40
huh and I shoot one and nothing comes
48:42
out of the gun, will you believe
48:44
the white man if there's no more bullets in that gun?
48:47
Okay? Well, you mixed a
48:49
metaphor in a way that I'm not sure that I can
48:51
trust even would you if I pulled the trigger
48:53
again? You pulled, You packed this gun,
48:55
but people made the gun. But the white
48:57
man made the gun, and my kids and the man
49:00
is the one assuring me that that gun
49:02
will not fire anymore. You're already
49:04
answering the wrong question because what we have is to a
49:06
black man shooting another black man, and
49:09
this is the situation shut up by the white man.
49:12
Ship man, you did, That's how
49:14
they get you. Man,
49:18
You are spitting some knowledge here. Hold
49:20
on. So you're saying that
49:22
that the fact that I even considered
49:24
the possibility that another black man
49:27
would injure another black man, I'm already
49:29
thinking the white man's exactly. Think I'm
49:31
already trapped in the white man's trap. If a
49:33
train leaves a station at four thirty,
49:38
if a trade in Tampa, Florida leaves
49:40
the station at four thirty and makes it to
49:42
Vancouver at seven thirty, who
49:45
created slavery? Right? Still?
49:48
The white man? All right? So don't matter
49:50
when that's why we got and then why are we talking about
49:52
trains? Sure? Well, okay,
49:54
so how do you deal with even times?
49:58
Time. You're talking with me about to cont white
50:00
Man's time, I believe, No, seven
50:03
thirty is seven thirty in my calendar.
50:07
You use the calendar to check your your
50:09
clock exactly, So February
50:11
third is six pm
50:14
in Pacific Western
50:17
Northern Ebonics time, right,
50:19
you feel me? So I say say, like,
50:21
like the white Man will call it five pm
50:25
right now, right, yeah,
50:28
but I call it today
50:30
all right, because you're present, You're here.
50:32
I'm here with my people marching.
50:35
Brianna Taylor's murderers are still
50:38
free
50:40
at at the white Man's five pm.
50:44
Brianna Taylor's killers are still
50:46
out there. That's the only time I tell That's the
50:48
only time I tell them. When these nigs are in and or
50:50
out of jail. It's before Brianna's
50:52
Tayler's killers are arrested and after exactly.
50:55
And we only before right now, and honestly,
50:58
with the white Man's hands, we will only be before
51:00
until we're after. But only we can be
51:02
after. Only
51:05
we can put ourselves after if we're not before,
51:07
because right now we're here before
51:10
the after. I'll
51:12
be honest, you hope up the ship out of that, because
51:17
I didn't get none of it. I'm happy to be here.
51:19
Here's that's that's because you've got the white man's
51:21
bloody you bro, I do I have that dirty white
51:23
man? Have that dirty white man blue blood? You
51:27
know what you be pumpkin seeds
51:29
and drinking their water and ship. Yeah,
51:31
Lacroix are good. They're pretty disgusting,
51:34
dude. Don't mean that that's mad water
51:37
because it's spicy. Yeah, it's
51:40
got the little bubbles and it's like if h quo is
51:42
just screaming in my mouth, that's
51:45
rude. They can sit down, go down my
51:47
throat. I love Lacroix.
51:49
I will say I was devastated
51:52
to find out that they were putting the roach
51:54
spray in their drink.
51:57
You're devastated by the white man being the white
51:59
man. Yeah, you know, there are times
52:01
when you just forget. And maybe this goes
52:03
back to your point that the white man is always present
52:05
and always doing his thing, But there are times
52:08
when you forget that, like, oh, everything
52:10
is menacing, everything is evil,
52:12
and you just want to relax and be like, oh,
52:14
this nice drink where they tell me it
52:16
tastes like pomegranate is a safe
52:18
thing to enjoy, and they're like Nope,
52:21
we put roach in there. Go ahead. That's
52:23
what I'm saying. If you listen to this
52:25
and you will closet the game man, which you're not, because you're
52:27
on links fucking page. You know you're
52:29
probably you are insanely
52:32
out. You're so out that you ain't never even seen the
52:34
closet though. You came out two
52:37
parents and they encourage you be free. Go
52:39
Yeah, you're so gay you forced to be a C section.
52:42
That's like, I
52:45
don't fun puts you like that coming
52:48
out this bit here. No,
52:52
I think there is a fair amount
52:54
of legitimacy. I think that's where like that
52:56
whole kyrie uh conspiracy
52:59
came from where he was claiming the one where
53:01
he was claiming that the earth was flat blah blah
53:03
blah. I think part of him was trolling, right,
53:06
but I think his greater point was like,
53:08
question, Yeah, they taught us a bunch of ship
53:10
that ain't we can prove isn't real.
53:12
Now, what the funk are we listening
53:15
to them about everything? For? That's
53:17
the That's the shitty part about the whole thing is
53:19
like even questioning them,
53:22
Dave, the earth is not flat.
53:24
I'm not even gonna go out, No, not at
53:26
all. But carry's a dumb main
53:29
But he's good to question, he's
53:31
right to question. He just questioned the wrong thing. Yeah,
53:34
he's he hasn't reached all the steps
53:36
to realize what's worth
53:38
questioning and what's worth just letting live,
53:41
and so he's just like going to point at everything
53:43
and be like, that's evil, that's wrong,
53:45
that's blah blah blah, and it's like, No, somewhere
53:47
along the journey you'll grow up and get
53:50
a championship without Lebron and then you'll
53:52
be like, oh, I can ask real questions,
53:54
not just oh that makes sense. Saturn's around,
53:56
the Moon's around the Sun. We're more than
53:58
likely probably around. That makes a lot of sense.
54:01
They're not just making that up because it doesn't
54:03
have any gain for them, or does
54:05
it? Or does it? And that's where I get
54:08
confused, because I don't actually know what
54:10
the potential gain would be in telling us
54:12
that the Earth is round instead of
54:14
flat, because if if you go on
54:17
the other side of the flat Earth, that's
54:19
where the rich is hiding all their money and where they're gonna
54:21
go when the world ends. Oh,
54:23
I don't know. Having research ship, I don't care about flat
54:26
earther is at all. Right, But that's the
54:28
argument. I think that was. That was one of the
54:30
many arguments, is that the other side of
54:32
the earth is where they're planning to escape.
54:35
Hell yeah, and why can't we just walk
54:37
over there the same way that they apparently have or
54:39
they've flown over there in spaceships or some ship.
54:42
I after that first, that was the first
54:44
paragraph. So I went, no,
54:46
I'm I'm gonna
54:49
go watch YouTube videos at Takashi six nine
54:51
making fun of nigger. Right, that's that's
54:53
a sentence where you go check please.
54:55
Yeah, I've had enough, all right, I
54:57
get I get, I get you guys are going no, I
55:00
see, I see what you wanted here.
55:02
And I personally am not the one to
55:04
tell you absolutely not, but for
55:07
me, I'm gonna leave. It's like the Wayward
55:09
h conspiracy theory, where us
55:12
what's her name? Q and on? Yeah, Q and
55:14
q and on believes that Wayward this furniture
55:16
company is naming their way
55:18
Fair, way sorry, Wayfair, thank you
55:21
are naming their is that what it's called Wayfair
55:24
is hiding children in cabinets and dressers
55:27
and ship and naming it after them. And
55:29
what they were women children,
55:31
Yeah, yeah, and they would like put the
55:33
name of the kid and raise the price, and that's how you buy
55:35
the kids when you come pick up the cabinet wherever the fucked.
55:38
And so what I did was, like my
55:40
friend truly believed the theory, and
55:42
I just went Hurricane Katrina and then
55:44
looked up a girl missing named Katrina,
55:48
and I said, they're smuggling children in hurricanes.
55:52
And she was just like, whatever, right,
55:55
you're gonna play wrong. It's
55:59
like you're being you're wrong. But
56:03
that one was so fascinating because they were part
56:05
of the thing that they were suggesting was that,
56:07
Okay, these items are identical
56:09
to the ones that we're seeing in other spaces
56:12
right there selling these cabinets that you
56:14
can buy on Amazon or or
56:16
fucking over stock
56:18
or whatever it is, and it's identical,
56:21
but they're charging literally thousands
56:23
of dollars more on Wayfair than explain
56:26
when you go to Target, and then when you go to motherfucking
56:28
the Gap and it's the same shirt, but the Gap got
56:30
it for more
56:33
hiding fetuses and that motherfucking v neck naked.
56:35
Now, well, I
56:37
mean like she gives me up. Because
56:39
Amazon is cutting the market underneath. But I
56:41
was about to say, I think that to your larger
56:44
point, the questioning is correct.
56:46
You should sit this is fucked up
56:49
that Wayfair thinks they can charge me tens
56:51
of thousands of dollars for a fucking
56:53
cabinet that I could buy for way cheaper
56:56
somewhere else, And you should know that that's a
56:58
flaw of capitalism or a strategy
57:00
of a bunch of rich people trying to take advantage
57:02
of you. They're like, Nah, they're fucking babies.
57:08
That's a whole kid in that motherfucker. Yeah,
57:11
this is the real answer. Isn't as fun
57:14
conspiracy theories and all of this ship.
57:16
As a person who came I'm fully from
57:18
the world of I used to watch hours and hours
57:21
and hours of YouTube videos about the Luminati,
57:23
and I truly believe that bills, Congress,
57:27
Senate, presidential bills
57:29
were all passed with Rihanna's period
57:31
blood. Like there was no world where I
57:33
did not believe that was happening. I believe that Beyonce
57:35
to this day, I believe that Beyonce is a Cyborgan, that
57:38
they have a real Beyonce tied up in
57:40
some basement somewhere. You're
57:42
getting no fight out of me. It's very
57:44
It's just funner than realized
57:46
that. It's like, oh, those old white people that
57:48
wrote this system, we needed to at
57:50
some point change. We never did, and so it's
57:53
it's not as exciting to know that
57:55
Beyonce is a real person who just never
57:57
got healthy communication and
58:00
therefore just seems detached even though
58:02
she's hooped, super duper talented
58:04
at everything she does. She
58:07
blinks one eye at the time. Look at it. The
58:12
fun is now breakdown this video where
58:14
you watch Beyonce's I blink slightly
58:16
slower than the other eye, and it's like, hello,
58:20
whitch the matrix. I
58:25
think conspiracy theories are in a
58:28
lot of ways, sort of like the choose your own
58:30
adventure for a life that otherwise just
58:32
feels like a bad book. Yeah,
58:35
it's like if I read this, that's yeah.
58:39
Because because they're a black owned
58:41
business,
58:44
Yes, because we
58:46
haven't been allowed to have bad ideas.
58:48
We've always it's all that black excellent
58:50
ship where we have to be promoting
58:53
the best of us and always celebrating
58:55
every moment. It's like, no, let's just
58:57
let this dumb dude driff, let
58:59
him go crazy with a bad idea.
59:02
There was something really you know, uh,
59:05
disturbing in what Nick Cannon landed
59:07
on, but there was something nice in him being like, I'm
59:09
gonna put my reading glasses on and make some shifted
59:12
up and see where it lands. That one
59:14
bummed me out because I finally did watch it, and
59:17
it's just he's just wrong. He's
59:19
wrong, and anti Semitism is just
59:21
so played it's corny, boring.
59:26
We gotta get on these Armenia nigga.
59:29
If Nick Canna did that whole speech about
59:32
Armenia would have been like, get that nigga back his show.
59:35
The niggas who be having mirror stores. You
59:39
mean those guys who play music outside
59:41
my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're
59:43
they're great. By no, I
59:45
think I think that's the complications,
59:48
Like we're seeing a bunch of people do a test
59:50
run of like they're
59:53
they're, like you said, they're just trying to figure
59:55
out how to talk right,
59:57
and we're watching them test room. But they have to
1:00:00
too much money or power or uh
1:00:02
oh, too much to the white man in the
1:00:04
white man's world to be able to
1:00:06
talk freely and say dumb shit and
1:00:09
be wrong publicly, Like
1:00:11
he should have known this ain't a public conversation
1:00:14
go be wrong privately, but
1:00:16
he did because the turbot was too
1:00:18
tight and they gain't breathe in like fifteen years.
1:00:21
Well, this has been a fantastic
1:00:23
time change. So much
1:00:25
for having me on your show. Man. I hope whatever you're
1:00:27
trying to discover about yourself with this
1:00:29
podcast you do. There's
1:00:32
some deep seated hatred that you have towards
1:00:35
hoteps and black men. I want to point that out
1:00:37
as you continue down this journey to destroy us.
1:00:39
Thank you so much. I won't figure out anything, and
1:00:41
I'll continue to hate you from a far end.
1:00:43
Up close, Jack,
1:00:45
tell everybody where they can find you? Where where
1:00:48
can they find you? Or I mean the world is
1:00:50
over? So I just waited on a couple
1:00:52
of projects that are coming out. We got Doomsday Podcast
1:00:54
with me and Zack Fox still coming out, and uh.
1:00:57
Other than that, watch Big Mouth the new
1:00:59
season comes out and Uctober
1:01:03
the Police, so tune into that. We got a real good episode
1:01:05
for your ass um and a
1:01:07
couple of other stuff that I can't say here. Beautiful
1:01:10
and uh, as always, you can find me on
1:01:12
all the internet stuff at Lengthston
1:01:15
Kerman, uh At
1:01:17
you know not dot com, although that exists
1:01:19
too, just at Lengthston Kerman, I don't know why I'm
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having trouble saying goodbye Liken.
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Subscribe. Subscribe, write reviews
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for the podcast, and listen. If
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your reviews are good, if you write
1:01:31
something that is either beautiful and glowing
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or extremely hurtful to me, I
1:01:36
might just read one of those reviews
1:01:38
on the show. Some of you have written
1:01:41
some things that have things me to my
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core, and I would love to read them out
1:01:45
loud someday. So write some nice
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reviews and also some devastating
1:01:49
ones and a surprise treat.
1:01:52
If you are interested in submitting uh,
1:01:54
some fan made drops or
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some fan made f X
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for the show, you can submit those
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at my Mama pod at gmail
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dot com. That's my m
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o m m a pod
1:02:08
at gmail dot com. Have
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a good night. Your
1:02:20
quality racist stuff
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you can't tell me
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