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"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

Released Tuesday, 22nd September 2020
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"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

Tuesday, 22nd September 2020
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0:02

If he unwraps his turban, I think there's just another

0:04

little nick cannon playing his room. I think

0:07

when he unwraps its turban, there's a face

0:09

on the back like baldemort in that in

0:11

that Harry Potter just whispering

0:14

bad things to him. You're a good boy. And then

0:16

Valdemport got attached. It now

0:19

hanging away everything like Baltimore.

0:21

Please, I'm trying. That's wilding out.

0:24

We've got a rap battle coming up. I don't remember

0:26

my lines. Please baldermort I

0:28

gotta rap about Lavell Crawford. Stop

0:31

talking to me.

0:53

I can't tell me. Yeah,

0:59

there is Welcome, ladies and

1:01

gentlemen, to another exceptional,

1:04

beautiful episode of My Mama

1:06

Told Me the podcast where

1:08

we died Deep Deep, so deep,

1:11

put your ass to sleep, into

1:13

the world of black conspiracy theories,

1:16

and we finally worked to prove that

1:18

Tracy Morton is just the black

1:20

Andy Koffman. We are having fun

1:22

today, ladies and gentlemen. I am your

1:24

host links and Kerman. I'm

1:27

having a good day. I saw Mexican

1:30

man getting the fight at FedEx because

1:32

they wouldn't let him spend time in there, just

1:34

because he wanted to take his

1:36

mask off and relax at the FedEx and they

1:38

said no, no, sir, you have to

1:40

leave. And then he said, fuck you. This

1:42

is why Amazon has beaten y'all ads.

1:45

And we all lost in that moment, you know what

1:47

I mean? There were no winners. We all

1:49

felt like losers when that was all finished.

1:52

But you know who's not a loser. It's my

1:54

guest today. All, I have

1:56

a beautiful, wonderful guest

1:58

who I'm so excited did to have here today.

2:01

He's a hilarious comedian, perhaps

2:03

my most problematic friend. He's

2:06

a writer, he's a stand up comedian.

2:09

You know him from such beautiful works.

2:11

It's Big Mouth on Netflix. He

2:13

has an amazing special on Comedy

2:15

Central called Playlist So

2:17

Funny. Give it up from my dear friend,

2:20

Mr Jack. Knight, ladies, and welcome,

2:26

how are you sir? That was like the first time

2:28

I've heard applause. Yeah,

2:32

We're not gonna have multiple people in one

2:34

room clapping for like two more years.

2:36

And that felt so nice to just hear people

2:39

in the unison agreeing on something. For one, if

2:43

it's fictional, like

2:45

Bruno Mars, Yeah,

2:49

I like that guy. Bruno

2:51

has never heard anybody. He's the guy. He's just

2:53

He's just a little man who liked the joke. He

2:55

likes to jump, he likes to do cocaine, and

2:57

he likes to sing about it. It's

2:59

great. There's no world where you can't do

3:01

cocaine, as Bruno mars. Yeah,

3:04

what is he supposed to do? He has

3:08

has a substance. If he drink, then he's gonna

3:10

be like an angry, short drunk, which

3:12

is always personality. You

3:15

don't want Bruno to be self aware.

3:17

You don't want him to think like, oh, maybe women

3:19

shouldn't like me because I'm short and like

3:21

racially ambiguous in a way that's not cool,

3:24

you know what I mean. I want him to get high on cocaine

3:26

and go through my uber log and see where I went

3:28

this week. I

3:31

want him to be that kind of cocaine high and

3:33

he's just popping his chest while he

3:35

was like we would oh

3:37

my goddamn wow weekend. His

3:40

band is behind him, just cheering him on while

3:42

he's read I love

3:44

his band because you can tell that his niggas, because all

3:46

of them have receding hairlines and are kind of fat,

3:49

looks like regular dudes like they're

3:51

not Bruno Mark. Like most time, you'll just

3:53

have If it's Chris Brown, will be four

3:56

other sexy, light skin niggas behind. Or

3:58

if it was like any r be singer,

4:00

they'll have someone that at least mirrors

4:02

the lead singer, Ye Meg Meg,

4:05

the Stallions girls all matches, all

4:07

thick, all big, all Amazonian women.

4:10

Bruno Mars it's him,

4:12

the Mexican nigga from Fede,

4:15

A dude named Charlie. Another guy who

4:17

looks like Ruben Stutter, but James

4:19

his name James Bro. Everybody,

4:21

it's like he whoever drove his car

4:24

that day is now in the band. You're in

4:26

the band. You played trombone now James.

4:28

God. They all look forty seven

4:31

and forty seven and in Hawaiian church,

4:33

it's a beautiful thing. Damn it, damn

4:36

it, beautiful crew man.

4:39

I'm happy you're here, Jack we U,

4:42

You perhaps are my most

4:44

uh conspiracy theory

4:47

invested friend. I don't

4:49

think that I've a friend who invest in them more

4:51

than you. I'd be really wanting to know what these things

4:54

be talking about. Sure, and by

4:56

these niggas, who are you referring to? It

4:58

depends on what the nick it is of the day. Like

5:01

I don't have any real hobbies other than looking

5:03

up ship that don't matter. So

5:05

like I've gone on deep dies on your Cruz of going

5:07

deep dies on Jason Drulo. This is a recent one. J Drullo

5:10

is. I'm a big fan of everything he's been doing. Yeah,

5:16

I mean he is. And this is maybe

5:18

even if I'm a guest on the show again, I have a

5:20

very concrete fact,

5:22

not theory, fact that no

5:25

straight cist black man

5:27

should be in theater. That is

5:29

a queer space, if not feminine space,

5:31

And it's a space for you to grow and accept yourself

5:34

and to figure out who you are and what you mean to

5:36

the earth as a sist black man, we

5:38

already have a lot of spaces we can occupy. Sure,

5:41

And and Jason jumped in that too quick.

5:43

You're giving a lot of confidence to a nigga who's

5:45

starting awful confidence. So that's

5:47

just too much fucking confidence. And now he's just sucking

5:50

doing too much ship. Now

5:52

he's got slits in his bed. Yeah, now

5:56

he oils up to his body to go to bed. So

5:58

it's just like we did too much with him.

6:01

I like my cheets to be slippery too,

6:03

right, Like, what does that mean Jason? Let

6:05

my son be straight? Bro? What midnight

6:08

summer dream? No nigga played get this ball

6:10

and gonna moop? No. Well, I

6:12

guess this is a version of progress. I'm

6:14

not sure you

6:17

you you know we're we didn't come here

6:19

to necessarily talk about Jason Derulo

6:21

because you sent in again

6:24

what I would argue is adere to my heart

6:26

topic. It's a I guess. So

6:28

it's a difficult topic that we're gonna have

6:30

to do some real careful deep diving in, and

6:32

perhaps the most problematic topic that we've

6:35

gotten so far. I'm excited to get into

6:37

it with you. But you said, my mama

6:39

told me single

6:42

mom's race gay niggas. Yeah,

6:48

yeah, tell me more. That is

6:51

a very insanely

6:54

mis utentistic, insanely

6:56

anti woman way, and insanely homophobic

6:59

thing that I've heard my entire life

7:01

is that the majority of black

7:04

women who are single mothers are prone

7:07

to raise quote unquote sissies or

7:09

quote unquote dick suckers. Yes,

7:12

so so essentially because

7:14

your dad is not there

7:16

present to to teach you to

7:18

not suck dick. How

7:22

a mother teaches you how to love a mother teaching

7:24

you how to be responsible, mother teaching you how to like be

7:26

a huge, full human being. And then your daddy comes

7:29

in once a month, not your door, go

7:31

like sucking dick, and

7:33

then it works. You're good. I need if

7:35

I need help separating my colors and

7:37

my whites when I'm washing. I got honest, mom,

7:39

But if I got to get this taste for penis

7:42

out of my mouth, then Daddy's got

7:44

to be around exactly.

7:47

And it all started, of course with me. Anytime

7:49

I will return. Like say, I was raised

7:51

by my mom for the majority of my adolescent

7:53

and then my stepdad came into picture around like my teenage

7:56

years. But when I

7:58

was a kid, I was always like y MoMA's

8:01

boy high behind her leg. When anything goes

8:03

wrong, I run the mom, and everyone's like, you're gonna

8:05

make that boy a gay, trader. Trader, you

8:07

wnna make that boy gay. He won't be running

8:09

to you. He need to stand out here and shooting the

8:11

fireworks. I don't know what scared of the

8:13

firework, the gay, And

8:15

so in my head, like I

8:18

didn't know that I was gay. I thought

8:20

I was just scared. I

8:22

was when I was scared, I would run to my mom. But then

8:24

it was a thing when I would talk to all my other black

8:27

male friends who had only mothers

8:29

in their house, and they had dealt with the same thing that

8:31

if a mother raised him, there was no masculiney

8:33

being injected to him. And I

8:36

truly at a young age, like that's not true, that's

8:38

not a real thing. Then we had to babysit

8:41

my mom's friend who was going through financial

8:43

troubles and she had the son named Daday,

8:46

and that nigga was gay,

8:47

and that nigga

8:50

was so gay, and all these

8:52

things are starting to come together, like everything

8:55

everything that these niggas were saying he

8:57

was doing it was gay and it had nothing

8:59

at the time. It was just a whole bunch of barbershop

9:02

talk me and right. And so he used to do

9:04

this thing called the booty Dude. He named

9:06

it seven. Well,

9:09

I'll say, I'm glad that no one else named

9:11

it. I'm glad that. I mean, I mean,

9:14

what you're doing is the booty dude, young man. So

9:18

he was one of those like really sensitive

9:20

little boys who like if you beat him at Mario

9:23

Kart, he cries. And I was like thirteen

9:25

fourteen, So I would just get mad about the

9:27

fact that this little nigga was annoying, and

9:29

so every single day he would do the booty d

9:32

dance. After he would I would let him win at Mario

9:34

Kart celebratory

9:37

anything, anytime he got a fruit snack, do the

9:39

bootydude. Do the booty dude, dude. And

9:41

I know you're asking. The audience is asking,

9:43

what is the booty dude? Listen.

9:45

I was going to get to it, but go ahead. It's when

9:48

he gets on all fours, spreads

9:50

his legs so his knees are arching

9:52

him back, and then he pops his booty

9:55

like a gay leopard, and

9:59

then he goes the booty dude. Do the booty

10:01

dude. And I'm thirteen and I just I was

10:03

listening to push your teeth. So I didn't like none of this,

10:07

and so he would he would do is he were just you

10:09

were just now absorbing one of raps

10:12

most homophobic people. And I was like,

10:14

what is this ship you had to deal with? Whatever

10:16

those feelings I had a future had on nig

10:18

it was it was not He was not in a good place

10:20

to be doing the booty dude right Tyler wasn't

10:23

even out yet. This was this is early

10:25

in the closet, beating up gay people.

10:27

Tire. Yeah, he's saying the effort and

10:29

it ain't ironic. He No, he means

10:32

he's saying it to a mirror. I

10:36

do think that's a fascinating journey that

10:38

hip hop takes us all through. Is like,

10:41

hip hop taught us to be homophobic

10:43

for a really long time, and

10:46

so you either did the work to realize

10:48

that your heroes are dealing with their own ship

10:50

and have problems, or you just bought

10:53

into everything that they were saying.

10:55

I just think that we're all just wrestling

10:57

with like what our heroes taught us

11:00

to hate we were growing

11:02

up and then deciding if we're going to be better people

11:04

are just like rock with it, you know what

11:06

I mean. I mean that was the underlying issue

11:09

with the j Cole No Name beef was

11:11

Jacole was like, hey, stop telling

11:14

me to read, and No Name was like,

11:16

no nigga read, And

11:19

then that was the whole argument. Basically, if

11:21

you break it down to the like, at

11:23

the end of the day, I spent twenty

11:26

five years of like, no all the niggas

11:28

who sold crack are the way I want. I want

11:30

them to teach me how to live life. I want

11:32

Tyler to teach me how to live life. I want Kindrick School

11:34

was a cute, drug addic full woman beaters

11:37

all of these horrible, horrible people because of their

11:39

art. I was like, I'm gonna learn from them,

11:41

and then one day you get old enough you're just like, I

11:44

gotta un learn all that ship. But then everyone's

11:46

like, why aren't you unlearning fast enough? You're

11:48

like, I just got to learn it. Back

11:52

down, hold on the let

11:54

me out well,

11:56

obviously learn forever. The

11:59

songs still stuck in my head. I can't.

12:01

I can't, which like

12:05

as an excuse, you just gotta sit there and be like, all right, I'm

12:07

gonna hold this hell and they guy, I did this role. And

12:09

I think that's that's the challenge we're all

12:11

sort of in the middle of is like, uh,

12:14

it's not so much finding excuses as

12:16

it is settling into ourselves enough

12:18

to be like, oh, okay, yeah,

12:20

you're right, I got some work to do. You

12:23

know, we're all defensive, so we're like, I'm

12:25

gonna do it, and it's like, no, it's okay, just

12:27

say you fucked up and wan from

12:29

the thing. But with all that

12:31

being said, there is

12:34

a certain brand of

12:36

single mother. I'll say brand. I won't. I won't

12:38

talk about here we go. Hold on,

12:40

hold on, wait, you're getting too to one

12:43

of my favorite sections. This is exciting.

12:45

You're about to get into a segment that I called

12:47

talk that talk. You're

12:49

about to jump into something that you're about to talk

12:51

some talk. You're about to explain some conspiracy.

12:54

So go into it. You got thirty seconds launched.

12:57

Go crazy. I genuinely

12:59

do think, with my minimum amount

13:01

of bell hooks knowledge, that there's

13:03

a large portion of black women or women

13:06

of color who raised their kids and

13:08

want to have the void that was filled

13:10

by adult men that they kind

13:12

of projected onto their child and

13:15

make children wear Jordan's when they want to

13:17

wear fucking Dinersaur shoes, or they'll dress

13:19

them up as Nipsey Hustle for Halloween, or

13:21

to fucking give them braids and make them look like

13:23

what their boyfriend used to look like. And that

13:25

projects a certain type of energy

13:27

onto a nigga that might make them

13:29

gay. Okay, that's

13:32

mother, not

13:38

make them gay, make them game is a weird way to say

13:40

that, but I do think it makes them a personality

13:43

that could go left or right and left hand

13:45

is in geary straight. But it may maybe they'll be a cornball,

13:47

Maybe they'll motherfucking be a nigga who talks too fast

13:50

able to have a stutter. But I think I

13:52

think to your point, what what you're talking

13:54

about is like the projecting of like

13:57

these sort of adult wants

13:59

and like expectations onto a

14:01

child, which then forces the kid to

14:03

now have to question the person

14:06

they are in a way that they like,

14:08

we're all wrestling with who we become. But

14:10

you don't need that ship added to you early,

14:13

Like I was always gonna wonder if my

14:15

dick is the right size. You ain't gonna make me

14:17

do that early,

14:20

and if we if you do it backwards, if you flip

14:23

that, and it's like a single dad raising his daughter

14:25

and the dad is like, I want you to look like the

14:27

bitches I fuck niggas

14:29

will be losing their mind. But

14:32

we allow mothers to just be like, don't

14:34

he look cute? And here the nigga like,

14:36

you want to funk your son, lady, And that's gonna do

14:38

something to him likechologically, that's gonna make him a weird

14:40

nigga, not saying gay niggas are weird, but

14:43

he might be a gay nigga who is also weird, right

14:46

you will. You put a bunch of expectations

14:48

on him that had weird sexual connotations

14:51

and all this repressed ship and we let

14:53

mothers get away with that, and now he can't figure

14:55

it out. So if he should so happen

14:58

to be gay, he also is

15:00

going to be frustrated in his because

15:03

he never even had a chance to, like play

15:05

with dinosaurs. He never even had a chance like

15:08

go outside and ride a bike and fall down

15:10

because he has to wear skinny jeans because she funding

15:12

they get the club when she was twenty two and he was wearing skinny

15:15

Right, Sometimes you just need to let to try

15:18

stereotyps. Boys kiss and

15:20

that that helps you figure out the boys

15:22

you want to kiss. When you get over, you go, but then

15:24

she's standing over you, like hold on, can you hold this

15:27

bottle of prosecco? And it's

15:29

just like, lady, get the funk away from this digg

15:31

here you and I have talked about there's

15:33

a lot most of my fan base is a single

15:35

moms for some reason. Fuck

15:38

hey, I'm sorry, y'all. I'm so sorry. You're

15:40

doing great jobs. Just please stop

15:43

making that nigga city of your lap after the age of twelve.

15:45

It's hey, we're all uncomfortable. But you

15:48

see so many pictures on the internet where

15:51

you know they're they're posting some picture of them

15:53

posing at a thing, and it's like, damn,

15:55

you made your son take that, huh

15:57

bro. My mom used to do weird ship,

16:00

like really until my stepdad came along.

16:02

My mom would do weird ship where she would like dress

16:05

me up in outfits that were just

16:07

very uncomfortable for a child to wear, and

16:09

then she would make me go to the mall and

16:11

then she would make me take solo pictures

16:14

and then she would take all the pictures that she takes,

16:16

Like the pictures would be like me and I'm

16:18

like, I'm like holding a baseball bat over my arm,

16:21

and I looked like I'm going to do some ship or I'll

16:23

have like a big ball in my hand, or will

16:25

be some ship where I'm stepping up some stairs but I'm looking

16:27

back and like, oh where am I going? There's nothing, there's

16:31

no other alright, baby,

16:33

Now I look back at it real l

16:37

didn't have to do the booty dude. Some diggers I

16:40

also, but that creates an energy. I

16:43

was fortunate to still have my dad, but my

16:45

parents divorced when I was you know, four,

16:48

and my mom was single for a long time

16:50

up until she remarried

16:52

and had my sister when I was

16:54

ten. So like it was a

16:57

six year period where I was just an only

16:59

child with a single mom. And

17:02

I remember her like being like, okay,

17:04

baby, today we're wearing matching outfits.

17:06

It's like, I don't want

17:08

this. I don't want to do this. This is don't even

17:10

like when you hug me in front of my friends. Do you think

17:12

I want to match with you

17:16

matching track suits and get her hair cut

17:18

like dick, Lady, damn

17:21

stop this, mom. This isn't good for me.

17:23

I don't. I don't know that yet, but I can feel

17:26

it. Yeah, because I knew as

17:28

a kid. You don't know what projection is, but

17:30

you do know when your mom is doing too much.

17:33

Yes, you do. You're doing

17:35

too much, like you are crossing

17:37

a line. Yes, stop

17:39

crossing a line with me, lady,

17:42

I'm child. One of the things that I

17:44

wanted to ask you about. So this conspiracy

17:46

theory is one that you've heard from multiple sources

17:49

over the course of your life, and taking

17:52

away the homophobia attached to it, I do think

17:54

that there's some truth to it. Yes, sure,

17:57

Uh have you ever felt

17:59

like the people that are that are

18:01

telling you this are somehow

18:04

like? Uh? Are are they homble

18:06

when you when they're saying it to you? Or are they

18:08

just saying it to you and then retroactively

18:11

you're recognizing this is homophobis

18:14

I think what they're trying to say is it

18:16

is not good parenting

18:18

too push all of your

18:21

ideology as a black woman onto a young

18:23

boy. If that kid is identifying

18:25

as a boy, that can make them not really understand

18:27

a lot of things that they need to learn. There

18:30

are things you need to learn as

18:32

a man, or things you can learn from

18:34

another man. And if there's women or

18:36

mothers who are super protective and are super like,

18:39

I'm gonna do this with him, they

18:41

usually have to learn this later in their life.

18:43

And then you're like a nigga who's thirty trying

18:45

to figure out what the rules are football.

18:48

Just like so they take the ball over that like God,

18:50

damn, Nick, you have no daddy and no cousins

18:52

and no, And for years I

18:54

would that that socially,

18:57

we've conflated guys like

19:00

that who don't follow like heteronormative

19:02

rules and and homosexuality,

19:05

you know what I mean, Like they are not that day is

19:07

just bad. And they're

19:09

like, for those black ladies and gentlemen

19:12

you are here, don't don't edit that, don't edit

19:14

that weird. Don't edit that weird. Don't edit that weird.

19:16

To them,

19:20

they consider gay as bad, and so

19:22

they're just like, oh, they're just saying

19:24

you're a bad parent. Instead of just saying

19:27

all of the words I think you're a bad parent. I

19:29

think you need to look more inward and honestly

19:31

take away how your feelings towards men

19:33

and let your child raise and understand themselves

19:36

and actually grow. They go that gay,

19:38

right, It's like, what's

19:41

the thing that's gonna hurt you the most? That

19:44

they're being bitchy? Really is what you're

19:47

being little bitches? And you go, he's gay

19:49

and because you want to cut me, and it's like,

19:51

well it's not. First of all, that doesn't have to be a bad

19:54

thing, but also stop saying that that's

19:56

unnecessary. What do you do then? Now the

19:58

nigga don't even want to be gay right

20:00

now. Now you're putting you're pushing people

20:02

into the like he's not. He's gonna

20:04

be weird business like, if you're

20:06

just raised by a psychotic

20:09

single mother, you're gonna be weird. Bro that you're gonna

20:11

you're gonna match track suits. You're gonna have some weird

20:13

ship too. Don't know what to tell you, dog, you're gonna

20:15

be a weird dude. Man, you're not. You don't

20:18

have all the pieces. It takes a village.

20:20

It doesn't take one. Lady who asked a Chanelle person,

20:24

Oh, your mama had Chanelle persons. My mom

20:26

chopped at the thrift store. But my mama, my

20:29

mom was getting dick. Man, My mom was

20:31

out here fucking real niggas. Bro. I knew

20:33

my mom was getting good dick when she used to come home

20:35

with like, what shoes for me? But they worked

20:38

my side shoe so

20:40

like it would be like a foot too small and foot too big. So

20:42

that means that my mom sucked that nigga and he

20:44

didn't listen to nothing. Yeah,

20:47

that was what that was. Was he gave

20:49

her his shoes. She was

20:51

like, I got you something, baby, and

20:53

it ended up just being a grown ass

20:56

man shoes and she's like, you'll grow into around

20:59

floppy. It didn't cost me no more. He didn't make

21:01

me come. I don't care about it. I

21:05

didn't bust the nup. Put him on, baby, go ahead whatever,

21:07

cut him up. I'm getting fun. Okay,

21:10

we're gonna take a quick break. We will be

21:13

back with more my mama told

21:15

me. And

21:25

we are back.

21:27

We are back, ladies and gentlemen.

21:31

Yeah,

21:34

I'm not gay no more. We're

21:37

back here with more of my mama told me

21:39

and more. Jack Knight, we are

21:41

talking about the conspiracy that

21:44

single mothers, single black mothers

21:46

raise gay niggas, and we are

21:48

digging deep into it. And Jack, over

21:50

the break, you showed me a picture of Drizzy

21:53

Drake, who you said

21:55

is a perfect example of what we

21:58

were talking about in that he is not gay,

22:00

but he is a weird motherfucker were do

22:04

you can you can tell he breastfed too long? Yes,

22:07

Drake has real weird energy in that

22:09

like he wants to be his

22:12

mom, he wants to be warm

22:14

and kind, but he's incapable

22:16

of it. And he has like scaffolding in his house

22:19

so it's like, where's the disconnect

22:21

happening here? Bro The disconnect happened

22:23

when he was six, when he really

22:26

just wanted his mom to stop holding

22:28

his hand in the mall. There's

22:31

one day where his mom kept holding his hand to

22:33

mom because she wanted him to be safe, but

22:36

he just wanted to go touch stuff and be a boy. That

22:38

led to him doing duck face in his mid thirties.

22:41

Sure, this is also something we've talked about.

22:43

The Drake also suffers from

22:45

the white mom syndrome that

22:47

many mixed kids struggle with. And as

22:50

a person who is in a committed relationship

22:52

with a mixed girl who has

22:54

a white mom, I will be

22:57

exiting this conversation. I

23:00

won't subscribe. I won't have any of this on the

23:02

record. And I believe that a white mother can raise

23:05

a black child just like a black mother raising black

23:07

child. I have no qualms,

23:09

I have no issues. Jack. Why do you keep

23:11

winking at me when you say this? I have

23:14

a gun to the back of my head right now.

23:18

Okay, So we've talked a little bit about

23:20

what you were doing, and I did some research.

23:22

I dug deep into what I could find

23:25

of this conspiracy theory to

23:27

see if I could unpack some of where it comes from

23:29

and perhaps maybe even prove that it

23:31

is in fact true. Unfortunately, it's

23:33

a real hard thing to type into Google,

23:36

you know what I mean? Just type in single

23:39

moms raised gay niggas and

23:41

Google's like, did you mean it

23:43

does? Dr Humar Johnson just knocks

23:45

at your door and says, excuse me, brother, welcome to

23:47

the revolution. Welcome brother. I'm

23:51

glad you finally woke up. But

23:54

I did find some pretty interesting

23:56

things. So most of the framing,

23:58

and this is what makes your conspiracy

24:00

theory to me especially interesting, is

24:03

that you framed it as single moms

24:05

raising gay niggas. Right, Most

24:08

of the research iiant packed actually

24:10

frames it in relation

24:12

to the fathers, So it's absent

24:14

fathers raise gay niggas.

24:17

And that's just that, that's just that's just JD.

24:19

Peket Smith and that whole side of the culture

24:21

that is just out to take down a good black man.

24:24

I was everything our fucking fault, nigga.

24:27

I was in jail. Don't make the nigga gay.

24:29

I love that. You're like, this

24:32

is homophobic, it's not right, we

24:34

shouldn't be doing this. But then you're also

24:37

like, bitch, stop blaming me now,

24:41

man that I hate that. I hate that. Anytime

24:43

there is a problem is our fault,

24:46

you the little gay niggas. Even though

24:48

we were the one that left and yelled

24:51

at him. You had you had nine

24:53

months to make a decision on getting that gay nigga

24:55

out of here. Well it didn't, So raising nigga

24:57

right now, I'm mad, Now I'm hot, now I'm upset.

25:00

It. No, that's the incorrect way of

25:02

framing it. And you can frame anything

25:04

like that. You can literally frame

25:07

you don't pay rent? Well, a man,

25:11

it's like, what do we do to y'all want adults?

25:13

Y'all have no responsibility. All right,

25:15

bro, you've heard it. You've heard it

25:17

here first, ladies, you have no responsibility

25:20

and this is y'all fault, not man. So

25:22

wait, so what do they mean by that? Like father?

25:26

Yeah, they refer to something and

25:28

this is a fascinating term that I

25:30

had not heard before, but they refer to something

25:32

called father hunger, which

25:35

is oh boy, it's it's

25:37

a tough pill to swallow. I get ugly, You're

25:40

I'm gonna kill you,

25:43

you know what I mean? The father hunger is what

25:45

they call it, but it basically refers to one's

25:47

confusion about their sexual identity,

25:50

a lacking in confidence in

25:52

one's femininity or masculinity,

25:54

and being rarely satisfied with

25:56

what one has and also becoming

25:59

insecure, are angry, easily

26:01

acting differently, childlike

26:03

or grandiose in the father's presence, having

26:06

an urge to please others, especially

26:08

father type people. It goes on and on

26:10

and on and on, but basically the

26:13

theory applied to uh

26:15

daughters as well. They

26:17

put in femininity. But the

26:20

focus of almost everything young boys

26:22

is boys. And I should note

26:24

that almost all of it is something

26:27

that I found as I was researching it,

26:29

which is just highbrow homophobia.

26:31

It's like these people who are writing these

26:33

really high end sort of like

26:36

peer reviewed essays where

26:38

they just go gay is perverted

26:41

and wrong, and uh, you can avoid

26:43

that by being a good father and staying in

26:45

a young boy's life. They're basically

26:47

saying that a pink out. Yes,

26:50

oh, it's it's an F word. Over t It's

26:55

an F word with like a polite uh

26:57

please in the beginning. So wait,

27:00

hey, I don't think that

27:03

other male figures in their

27:05

lives can't do the job. I understand that a

27:07

father's around twenty four seven, seven days a

27:09

week, but I do think that older

27:12

cousins, brothers, uncle's, male friends

27:14

the type of energy that good men do

27:17

need to be around for a male or

27:19

female or they or non binary

27:21

child to help them. Like you gotta have

27:24

a lot of perspectives to give to a child,

27:26

and just forcing one of

27:28

a girl who goes out it sucks dick for birking

27:30

bags is not going to raise the best

27:33

niggd sure and defense.

27:35

And that would also I would I would venture

27:37

to guess and correct me. If you feel differently, I would

27:40

venture to guess that would still be true for men

27:42

that I said that in the beginning, they

27:44

get raised by a dude you and

27:47

just him. You got too much of an

27:50

energy that also is bad for you, like

27:52

just going out and just doing pull ups on street sides

27:54

and they can sit down and keep sitting here and drink this vlate

27:56

you fucking weirdo. Hey man, how

27:58

about we self reflecting day. How about we

28:00

take a second to just dig into ourselves.

28:03

Yeah, you know those fucking like father's

28:06

son duos who like my mama died

28:08

and all I had with my dad and then they don't hug,

28:10

but they touched four heads and they want to share love,

28:12

and you're just like, y'all, Ni, this is weird, bro, y'all why

28:15

she died and I doesn't tigging too much strong

28:17

shoulder. I

28:19

remember going to my friends out, one of my best

28:21

friends in the world. He his

28:24

his dad had two

28:26

more boys years after him,

28:28

like fifteen years after him, and his sisters

28:31

were like, you know, born from this

28:33

man, but U he just is

28:35

raising two boys alone and like

28:37

a very bad house. And so we

28:40

went over there one time just to check on them,

28:42

just to say hi, whatever, and then we just

28:44

sat in the living room and watched them wrestle,

28:46

and it was like, just like, this is weird,

28:49

bro. This ain't good for y'all. Man, you're having

28:51

fun, and I'm proud of you for, you know, making

28:53

it through whatever this is. But I there's y'all

28:55

are shirtless wrestling, and I don't feel comfortable

28:57

at all. They're a family friend named Kendrick

28:59

who was like like basically helped

29:02

raise me as well. It was one of the male figures

29:04

in my house all the time that helped me out a little bit, like

29:06

dad being not around, and he had a son named

29:09

Cyrus. They had his mom passed I think,

29:11

or she just wasn't around. And they

29:14

were fucking weird. They they were. They were

29:16

so fucking weird to me as a person

29:18

who was being raised by a woman, because when

29:20

a dad is mad, it's supposed to

29:22

be the last straw. He's a dad's

29:24

anger. You know, your mom says stop,

29:27

Your mom says dot, Your mom says dot, your dad go stop.

29:30

You know what I mean? Like it's because we we

29:32

don't have the ability to work slowly

29:36

through our feelings right whereas

29:38

women can or at least stay Feminine energy

29:40

sometimes has the ability to sort

29:42

of compartmentalize and think through

29:45

exactly what feeling needs to be here

29:47

right now. We just give raw energy,

29:49

which is like daddy yelling and like swinging

29:52

something. And it's like they had nobody to

29:54

balance that out. So he would just start off

29:56

with stop and then they go his solf be

29:58

like you stop, and

30:01

then it's just a stale batim. They can say it stopped.

30:03

And they're both big enough to throw hands,

30:06

so they were just like, I guess we throw hands and

30:08

nothing was ever learned. No, but

30:10

somebody want to fight. I guess maybe somebody

30:13

won and maybe something and and like

30:15

the nigga used to have gumming worms that are half

30:17

eating in his pocket all the time, like you could like that's

30:19

the thing. If he had his mom around more, that wouldn't

30:21

be a thing. Like like the nigga would

30:24

fully I'm from Seattle. The nigga would

30:26

come on in my house from his house and

30:28

have sand in his shoes. He

30:31

ain't been nowhere with sad. He

30:33

went from his house to my house,

30:36

take off his shoes and would pour out and

30:38

a laddin amount of sand. But

30:41

if he had a mom in his life, she would have

30:43

been like, check your shoes for saying you

30:46

smart, mama. You always make

30:48

sure I got no sand but shoes, you know

30:51

me saying there sometimes.

30:54

But the dad's just like put your shoes on. I'm about to go

30:56

to g I Joe's. But like dadny, I

30:58

think there's shut the funk up. Just get we're

31:00

going, we're leaving. I think the moral of the

31:02

story for both of us ears we're saying that a

31:04

two parent household is necessary, even if they're both

31:06

gay whatever, Like you need

31:08

two people to put energy into one

31:10

object. So I'm glad you said that, because

31:12

there's a bunch of elements of these

31:14

studies that does talk about

31:17

that specifically, So they're they're

31:19

not always saying specifically that you

31:21

need like the father so much

31:23

as you need to you need to people,

31:26

but they won't call it just two people

31:28

because they're homophobic, right,

31:30

like not. They don't want to encourage you

31:32

to, as you put it, go out

31:34

and suck some dick and then find the yeah,

31:38

exactly, so they they're saying like it

31:40

needs to be a man and it needs to be a woman,

31:43

otherwise you're going to turn into a homosexual

31:45

pervert basically. Uh.

31:47

And so there's all these like I'll read

31:50

you some of the quotes. This dude, Dennis

31:52

Malcolm, who apparently is like some sort

31:54

of social worker, argues that fatherlessness

31:57

damages a male child's self

31:59

esteem and impairs their ability to build

32:01

last thing hed to sexual relationships.

32:09

So, right, that's a gay

32:11

person. He

32:13

clearly is wrestling with something in him

32:16

what is idio that what furious

32:19

at the idea of homosexuality so

32:21

much that he's like, your self estatem

32:24

is low and you're never gonna build any relationships

32:26

with sexual people like self esteem

32:29

is the reason why you get into relationships. Lack of

32:31

self esteem is the reason why you're get into relationships.

32:34

So I think I got married because I'm

32:36

all the way whole. No, I'm like, I

32:38

got gaps in me, bitch, tell him

32:42

fix me, please. I'm not gonna figure

32:44

me out. I'm gonna gonna come in the room and you go have spaghetti

32:47

ready for me. I'm gonna call that educating

32:49

myself a self reflection. Going to sleep

32:51

with my own thoughts is breaking my spirit

32:54

every night. I'd

32:57

rather give you brain than think about who I

32:59

am. If I eat your pussy, I ain't got to

33:01

think about me and I'll be fine. Or my regrets

33:04

are woes or wondering who I am as a man,

33:06

All I gotta do is rub this lady's feet and makerpasta

33:08

sometimes exactly. Uh.

33:11

Here's another fun quote from

33:13

from these dudes. Uh

33:15

Kurt Freud not Freud

33:17

Freund and Ray

33:20

smart shit. I'm down. I

33:22

love I love them because they commented together. That

33:24

means they're just both. This nigger had his right

33:26

hand to keyboard, the other thing guy has left handed. Like we're about to get

33:28

these game niggas. We're about to team up. We're

33:31

about to jump the joint

33:34

twins Niggas. Kurt and Ray suggests

33:36

that fatherless men rely on love

33:39

from other men, emotional and physical,

33:41

to conquer their sense of inferiority

33:43

and worthlessness. So essentially,

33:46

that's not crazy, that's not crazy. Well, it's

33:48

exactly what you were suggesting, that they put

33:50

a dick in their mouth because they didn't

33:52

have a father's dick at home. Yes,

33:56

that is Yeah, that's fair. That's a fair argument,

33:59

and and could be a metaphor for a

34:01

bunch of ship. Dick could be Drake

34:03

wanting Future to come and do a song with

34:05

him. Sure, Dick could be uh

34:08

me befriending Dikes because I don't

34:11

understand that what I can't say that it's

34:14

on the no no no no no no no

34:16

no. Before

34:19

he did

34:22

not fail to, I could

34:24

say the D word. I got Dike friends. So

34:28

but no, I take your point that there's there's

34:30

something that happened to me without having my dad

34:32

that I'm so attracted to lesbian women being

34:34

my friend. But Drake hangs out with Future

34:37

because Dennis Banks didn't want to hang out

34:39

with him when he was a young boy, so he wants

34:41

them man with j Prince saying with Birdman

34:44

saying with like, you can pick out any dude who's a

34:46

little weird, who like needs other

34:48

men to funk with what they're doing, and you can just

34:51

go back and be like, Oh, I just think ain't had no daddy. So

34:53

he's doing his metaphorical dick

34:56

and making what a time to be alive? Yeah, that

34:58

was That was just a father and son day.

35:00

Yes, this

35:03

is just future playing catch with future

35:07

catch a little Aubrey. Yeah, Okay,

35:09

let me ask you this because I think that that

35:11

you know, we've we've sort of we've sort of unpacked

35:14

where this all comes from, and it's it's

35:16

homophobia from a hyper

35:18

heteronormative sort of cast

35:20

of people. What do you say? How

35:23

do you respond to the

35:25

famous people that we know who grew

35:27

up with single moms and did not fall

35:30

into this mold? Do you know what I'm saying? The jay

35:32

Zs of the world, The Kevin

35:35

Durant, How do you explain who Kevin

35:37

Durant is? The jay z is under

35:39

these circumstances. Kevin

35:41

Durant doesn't brush his hair.

35:44

Oh, Kevin Durant tweets

35:47

people because his feelings are hurt, and he's a

35:49

seven foot multimillionaire

35:52

basketball extraordinaire. There's so

35:54

much weird with him. But these are all very

35:57

like and I'm not saying

35:59

feminine. I'm saying the traits of

36:01

someone whose backs against the wall and have

36:03

the hardships of raising a child by themselves,

36:06

a single mother or father, whoever

36:08

else, just someone who is at their wits

36:10

end would raise someone that would

36:12

always be distracted by

36:15

someone being like State

36:19

Warriors and then he's

36:21

logging in at midnight like will you say, a

36:24

beautiful man? You that

36:27

would He wouldn't give a fuck. He

36:29

just needed two parents. Jay

36:32

z dad

36:34

his brother shot his brother

36:37

worse.

36:39

If if

36:41

there was a dad in the house, they would have put the gloves on

36:44

the handle it like a dad, he would have made sure they handled

36:46

it. But then they only had a mama

36:48

around edge. By the way, she's gay.

36:51

I don't know what you're proving, but I'm not just

36:54

just throwing everything out there, motherfucking

36:56

bus complete go

37:00

off. I don't know what you're proving. I don't know,

37:02

but I think I think all

37:04

of these examples proves the

37:06

point that two parent households are

37:09

a lot more effective in creating a whole person,

37:11

and a whole person to certain

37:14

people means not gay, right,

37:16

And maybe maybe that's the biggest

37:19

issue is that society for years

37:21

has taught us that gay people

37:23

can't be whole. Now we're

37:25

seeing obviously gay people

37:27

can be whole. In fact, they're probably the most whole.

37:30

They don't have to do a harder fight. They had

37:32

to go get the harder thing. Gay

37:34

people are all the way whole. There's only like three

37:36

gay people we can even like refer to that

37:38

commit crimes. Do you know what I mean? Like they're

37:41

it is just and that dude

37:43

from six degrees of separation and

37:45

that's it. But do you know who commit the most

37:48

amount of crimes? Closeted

37:50

gay people? Like

37:52

I think a lot of these niggas who won't just accept

37:55

that they're gay, go out and hurt people,

37:57

go out and hurt trans women, go out, motherfucking's

38:00

deal, go out on my fucking murder because they

38:02

didn't want to sit there and be like, Hey, I'm a nigga

38:04

who sucks dick. So there's like a lot

38:06

of issues that come from the fact that people

38:08

can't be fully realized And I think those

38:11

people do a lot more damage to the

38:13

world than anybody else. Yes, I agree

38:15

with that that this is a lot of Aaron

38:18

Hernandez energy being thrown out

38:20

the world boom and

38:23

nobody will actually wrestle with it. So

38:25

they're just like these little gay kids are. The

38:27

problem is it's like, I don't know, man, it's

38:29

probably who's yeah, and Aaron

38:31

Nanda has had a two parent household and was

38:34

raised to just he probably has

38:36

some poverty here and there's some issues there. But the nigga

38:38

was just a gay nigga who didn't get to be gay

38:41

and that was why he did what he did. Let

38:43

these niggas be gay, and also

38:45

stopped dressing your kids as Nipsey.

38:49

It's a fucking weird lady. You're weird,

38:51

bro, and stop giving kids chains

38:53

right there? What the fund is wrong with y'all? Saw

38:56

a six year old with a watch almost beat that

38:58

lady up. There is no five year

39:00

old who's like, uh, Who's

39:02

like, what do you want to be for Halloween? Son? I

39:05

want to prove that the marathon continue,

39:09

Like no, I just want to be fucking

39:12

Spider Man like every other kid

39:14

when Halloween comes along, and I see a kid

39:16

look like pop smoke, I'm gonna punch my phone. Oh

39:19

it's gonna happen. They're gonna have you.

39:21

They're gonna have the braids, and then they're gonna

39:23

have the Virgil background and

39:26

around the big gass fucking veneer. Yeah,

39:31

but I just I don't know you, but you seem

39:34

like a nice man. Yeah, you're twenty.

39:36

But all in all, I think my point

39:38

stands. Nig's be homophobic. Let

39:40

you think he's be gay. But more importantly,

39:42

if you are raising the child, please

39:45

man this at least get

39:47

another nigga into building. Bro Let

39:51

some friends come over and friends come over. Don't

39:55

just be you and that person, because all you're gonna do is build

39:57

a mirror. You suck. Yeah,

39:59

you suck, So don't build

40:02

a mirror. If you're single and you're

40:04

raising a child, you stuck, and

40:06

and everything you're doing is null and void. I hate

40:09

you. Okay, here's a fascinating

40:12

tunnel that I found myself going down, which

40:14

I realized as soon as I started to go

40:16

down, and it was problematic, but I wanted

40:18

to at least examine if there was any genetic

40:21

legitimacy to what you're saying

40:23

and so and so this hugely

40:27

problematic is that I wanted

40:29

to figure out if like you know, the implications

40:32

of a gay gene, right, or

40:34

like if there's any like genetic tracing

40:36

of where homosexuality comes from. But

40:38

where I realized that in and of itself is

40:40

fucking idiotic is because

40:43

number one, our genes

40:45

are not so uh easily

40:48

broken down that you can just pluck one and

40:50

be like, all right, now you're real nigga, you know what I mean?

40:52

Like it's it's it doesn't work like that. But

40:54

then the other thing is is that all the gene

40:57

tracing, all the people that would even take the time

40:59

to try to idea gon't find the gay jene are

41:01

homophobes, right, So it's a bunch

41:03

of people who already are trying to treat it

41:05

like, well, if we can it's eugenics. If

41:07

we can get rid of this gay jene, then

41:09

we are in essence, being

41:12

able to purify. It's asking

41:14

someone who's allergic to shellfish to make you

41:16

a crab effect exactly. It's

41:19

like, you don't know how to do this right,

41:21

This ain't this ain't your work. Please don't

41:23

do this right? You can't point

41:26

it out, and it's it's all that, like it's

41:28

the part. And you know, it goes back to like

41:30

issues of American history,

41:33

right as we can't truly trust any

41:35

of the information we're often told because

41:38

it's told by a bunch of people who are criminals

41:40

and monsters and have no good intentions

41:42

for us in the first place. Yeah, they edited

41:44

their tweets exactly

41:46

like you're not being straight

41:49

up. So here we go. It's like, you know, liberty

41:51

for all, but also I'm about to kick this slave's teeth

41:53

in. Literally,

41:56

George Washington told us that liberty

41:59

for all while he had another man's teeth

42:01

in his mouth and all honesty,

42:03

and Nigga said that whoa

42:06

wait, because it came

42:08

from because it came out of a nigga's mouth. Everything

42:11

George Washington said came out of nigga's mouth. You

42:14

asked me, Nigga was buzz biding from

42:16

the beginning, and he just couldn't. He didn't even

42:18

know it. They know it, but he wasn't. Yeah,

42:21

No, I don't think he thought of it as any different. I think

42:23

he thinks of it the same way like you know,

42:25

muffler's wear fur coats, right,

42:28

It's just that's how sick they were. They're like, no, I think

42:31

it is just that nigger's teeth. Yea,

42:34

my property. What are you talking about? Yeah,

42:37

Steve has good teeth. I

42:40

can't sit in a chair no more. What

42:43

are you talking about. I'm gonna wear Steve's

42:46

teeth and I'm gonna flex on you, host, and

42:48

I'm gonna make up some ship about us all being equal

42:50

because bitches like that, I don't give a

42:52

funnel where Steve's teeth and then rape

42:54

his wife with him like

42:57

a fucking maniac. I'm a nibble on

42:59

her neck with his teeth and be

43:01

like you see

43:04

what. I'm all

43:08

right, We're gonna take one more break and we'll be

43:10

back with more. My mama told me, and

43:22

we are that that's

43:27

cool, motherfucking boss. Complete

43:31

the hell. Yeah, we're back here with more of my

43:33

mama told me more, Jack Knight. We

43:35

are still digging into that crazy

43:38

homophobic conspiracy that

43:40

uh, single moms raise gay niggas,

43:43

and we've concluded that you can't

43:45

be single and expect the kid to grow

43:47

up, okay, unless you get some other

43:49

people involved. Would that be a fair assessment?

43:52

Get some other village takes a village

43:54

to to really just figure it

43:57

out to form a human. So I want

43:59

to play. Uh, this is now the section

44:01

of time where I want to play a game with

44:03

you or you down to play a game with me. All

44:06

Right, this is a fun game that I like to call.

44:13

Yeah, it's called homemade Hotep. And

44:16

what we're gonna do is take a very normal,

44:19

every day, regular

44:21

fact in the world, right, and

44:23

then I want you to hotep the

44:25

ship out of that idea, out

44:27

of that fact. And I know you'll be

44:29

good at this. You love being a Hotep more

44:32

than anybody I know. And so I

44:34

will present you with a regular, everyday fact

44:36

and then I want you to go crazy and make it

44:38

as hotep as you feel it needs

44:41

to be. They need to make a Hotep section

44:43

that isn't homophobic. Yeah,

44:46

Like if they make a fraction of Hoteps that are

44:48

like anti homophobia, I'd be like I would

44:50

wear their shirts. It hats right,

44:54

It's like how there are like Jews for Jesus.

44:57

Yeah, it's like it's

45:00

like Hotep for Amos then, but

45:03

it's still homophobic because that's how they

45:05

talk. But they their intention is

45:08

to be you should be allowed to be married and

45:10

have a good and fruitful life. Yeah, but I'm still

45:12

gonna call you something problematic. Yeah. But also

45:14

the white man is making all black women too tall. I

45:20

love that. Okay. So, based

45:22

on what you were sharing with me earlier,

45:26

or rather the research that I uncovered in

45:28

our conversation earlier, I

45:30

did some research and it appears

45:32

that seventy six percent

45:35

in the Black census of two thousand

45:37

nineteen, these are people submitting their

45:40

answers for two thousand nineteen, seventy

45:42

six percent of Black people identifies

45:44

heterosexual yep,

45:47

three percent identify as gay, three

45:49

percent identify as lesbian, and

45:51

seven percent identify as

45:53

bisexual. And then there's four percent that identify

45:56

as other. Based on that information,

45:59

breakdown those numbers for me. First

46:01

of all, all of it is wrong because Black people don't

46:03

don't do the census. All censuses

46:06

are created and manfactured by

46:08

the white man. If you ever noticed, if you ever get a census,

46:10

you'll fill it out and they'll send it to who and

46:13

the white man exactly so,

46:17

and they did to white stuff to it, and they get to say

46:19

that of us are straight. Actually,

46:21

maybe we don't know if we actually

46:23

did the math. Maybe of us are

46:25

gay and talking

46:29

just the outside saying whatever you saying. But

46:31

in terms of believing stats

46:34

and numbers and ideas

46:36

themselves, you're a coon if

46:40

you're if you believe any

46:42

statard number, or idea

46:45

or research references for

46:47

a second, if you believe

46:50

any stats, any number,

46:52

any idea that isn't done

46:55

and conducted by black people, Yeah, you're

46:57

a coon. You're a coon. Yep. And

47:00

and for our listeners who might not be familiar

47:03

explaining the cone breakdown, a cone

47:05

for us, a con is

47:08

someone who dances for the white

47:10

man, bleeds for

47:12

the white man, kisses the white man's toes, white

47:14

woman's toes. Um. It's

47:17

evolved since the days of the

47:19

earliest conception of a coon was like a Flip Wilson

47:21

or Sammy Cook Jr. These are the

47:25

these ain't even real people. Motherfucker's David

47:29

j It was a beautiful man, who's

47:31

beautiful song that that was. I

47:33

didn't believe his name because I was told

47:35

that name by a white man. So

47:38

I'll be jumbling the words around again. This is the white

47:40

man's language, so I don't speak it very well. I

47:42

speak my language, which which

47:45

he was making up other nigga's names and combining

47:48

them with people who didn't do anything bad

47:50

to you in the first place. What is the bonyx? I

47:53

don't know. You're gonna tell me that, ye no,

47:56

But I genuinely believe that if you just fully

47:58

at faith value take any information conducted

48:00

by white people as fact, you're

48:03

you're you're a blaring. If you don't know what a blaring it

48:05

is, a black Karen, that's fair. I do think

48:07

that I think there's some legitimacy to the argument

48:09

that, like we now know enough

48:12

to know that these be lying

48:14

they've been lying to us, you know what I mean, That's

48:18

how they get you. And so we we can't

48:20

sit here and just take at face

48:22

value everything that's being told

48:24

to us. To suggest that every single

48:26

idea is uh coning is

48:29

a wild stage. I'm excited

48:31

to join you in this. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.

48:34

If I have a revolver yep,

48:37

and I put five bullets that motherfucker

48:40

huh and I shoot one and nothing comes

48:42

out of the gun, will you believe

48:44

the white man if there's no more bullets in that gun?

48:47

Okay? Well, you mixed a

48:49

metaphor in a way that I'm not sure that I can

48:51

trust even would you if I pulled the trigger

48:53

again? You pulled, You packed this gun,

48:55

but people made the gun. But the white

48:57

man made the gun, and my kids and the man

49:00

is the one assuring me that that gun

49:02

will not fire anymore. You're already

49:04

answering the wrong question because what we have is to a

49:06

black man shooting another black man, and

49:09

this is the situation shut up by the white man.

49:12

Ship man, you did, That's how

49:14

they get you. Man,

49:18

You are spitting some knowledge here. Hold

49:20

on. So you're saying that

49:22

that the fact that I even considered

49:24

the possibility that another black man

49:27

would injure another black man, I'm already

49:29

thinking the white man's exactly. Think I'm

49:31

already trapped in the white man's trap. If a

49:33

train leaves a station at four thirty,

49:38

if a trade in Tampa, Florida leaves

49:40

the station at four thirty and makes it to

49:42

Vancouver at seven thirty, who

49:45

created slavery? Right? Still?

49:48

The white man? All right? So don't matter

49:50

when that's why we got and then why are we talking about

49:52

trains? Sure? Well, okay,

49:54

so how do you deal with even times?

49:58

Time. You're talking with me about to cont white

50:00

Man's time, I believe, No, seven

50:03

thirty is seven thirty in my calendar.

50:07

You use the calendar to check your your

50:09

clock exactly, So February

50:11

third is six pm

50:14

in Pacific Western

50:17

Northern Ebonics time, right,

50:19

you feel me? So I say say, like,

50:21

like the white Man will call it five pm

50:25

right now, right, yeah,

50:28

but I call it today

50:30

all right, because you're present, You're here.

50:32

I'm here with my people marching.

50:35

Brianna Taylor's murderers are still

50:38

free

50:40

at at the white Man's five pm.

50:44

Brianna Taylor's killers are still

50:46

out there. That's the only time I tell That's the

50:48

only time I tell them. When these nigs are in and or

50:50

out of jail. It's before Brianna's

50:52

Tayler's killers are arrested and after exactly.

50:55

And we only before right now, and honestly,

50:58

with the white Man's hands, we will only be before

51:00

until we're after. But only we can be

51:02

after. Only

51:05

we can put ourselves after if we're not before,

51:07

because right now we're here before

51:10

the after. I'll

51:12

be honest, you hope up the ship out of that, because

51:17

I didn't get none of it. I'm happy to be here.

51:19

Here's that's that's because you've got the white man's

51:21

bloody you bro, I do I have that dirty white

51:23

man? Have that dirty white man blue blood? You

51:27

know what you be pumpkin seeds

51:29

and drinking their water and ship. Yeah,

51:31

Lacroix are good. They're pretty disgusting,

51:34

dude. Don't mean that that's mad water

51:37

because it's spicy. Yeah, it's

51:40

got the little bubbles and it's like if h quo is

51:42

just screaming in my mouth, that's

51:45

rude. They can sit down, go down my

51:47

throat. I love Lacroix.

51:49

I will say I was devastated

51:52

to find out that they were putting the roach

51:54

spray in their drink.

51:57

You're devastated by the white man being the white

51:59

man. Yeah, you know, there are times

52:01

when you just forget. And maybe this goes

52:03

back to your point that the white man is always present

52:05

and always doing his thing, But there are times

52:08

when you forget that, like, oh, everything

52:10

is menacing, everything is evil,

52:12

and you just want to relax and be like, oh,

52:14

this nice drink where they tell me it

52:16

tastes like pomegranate is a safe

52:18

thing to enjoy, and they're like Nope,

52:21

we put roach in there. Go ahead. That's

52:23

what I'm saying. If you listen to this

52:25

and you will closet the game man, which you're not, because you're

52:27

on links fucking page. You know you're

52:29

probably you are insanely

52:32

out. You're so out that you ain't never even seen the

52:34

closet though. You came out two

52:37

parents and they encourage you be free. Go

52:39

Yeah, you're so gay you forced to be a C section.

52:42

That's like, I

52:45

don't fun puts you like that coming

52:48

out this bit here. No,

52:52

I think there is a fair amount

52:54

of legitimacy. I think that's where like that

52:56

whole kyrie uh conspiracy

52:59

came from where he was claiming the one where

53:01

he was claiming that the earth was flat blah blah

53:03

blah. I think part of him was trolling, right,

53:06

but I think his greater point was like,

53:08

question, Yeah, they taught us a bunch of ship

53:10

that ain't we can prove isn't real.

53:12

Now, what the funk are we listening

53:15

to them about everything? For? That's

53:17

the That's the shitty part about the whole thing is

53:19

like even questioning them,

53:22

Dave, the earth is not flat.

53:24

I'm not even gonna go out, No, not at

53:26

all. But carry's a dumb main

53:29

But he's good to question, he's

53:31

right to question. He just questioned the wrong thing. Yeah,

53:34

he's he hasn't reached all the steps

53:36

to realize what's worth

53:38

questioning and what's worth just letting live,

53:41

and so he's just like going to point at everything

53:43

and be like, that's evil, that's wrong,

53:45

that's blah blah blah, and it's like, No, somewhere

53:47

along the journey you'll grow up and get

53:50

a championship without Lebron and then you'll

53:52

be like, oh, I can ask real questions,

53:54

not just oh that makes sense. Saturn's around,

53:56

the Moon's around the Sun. We're more than

53:58

likely probably around. That makes a lot of sense.

54:01

They're not just making that up because it doesn't

54:03

have any gain for them, or does

54:05

it? Or does it? And that's where I get

54:08

confused, because I don't actually know what

54:10

the potential gain would be in telling us

54:12

that the Earth is round instead of

54:14

flat, because if if you go on

54:17

the other side of the flat Earth, that's

54:19

where the rich is hiding all their money and where they're gonna

54:21

go when the world ends. Oh,

54:23

I don't know. Having research ship, I don't care about flat

54:26

earther is at all. Right, But that's the

54:28

argument. I think that was. That was one of the

54:30

many arguments, is that the other side of

54:32

the earth is where they're planning to escape.

54:35

Hell yeah, and why can't we just walk

54:37

over there the same way that they apparently have or

54:39

they've flown over there in spaceships or some ship.

54:42

I after that first, that was the first

54:44

paragraph. So I went, no,

54:46

I'm I'm gonna

54:49

go watch YouTube videos at Takashi six nine

54:51

making fun of nigger. Right, that's that's

54:53

a sentence where you go check please.

54:55

Yeah, I've had enough, all right, I

54:57

get I get, I get you guys are going no, I

55:00

see, I see what you wanted here.

55:02

And I personally am not the one to

55:04

tell you absolutely not, but for

55:07

me, I'm gonna leave. It's like the Wayward

55:09

h conspiracy theory, where us

55:12

what's her name? Q and on? Yeah, Q and

55:14

q and on believes that Wayward this furniture

55:16

company is naming their way

55:18

Fair, way sorry, Wayfair, thank you

55:21

are naming their is that what it's called Wayfair

55:24

is hiding children in cabinets and dressers

55:27

and ship and naming it after them. And

55:29

what they were women children,

55:31

Yeah, yeah, and they would like put the

55:33

name of the kid and raise the price, and that's how you buy

55:35

the kids when you come pick up the cabinet wherever the fucked.

55:38

And so what I did was, like my

55:40

friend truly believed the theory, and

55:42

I just went Hurricane Katrina and then

55:44

looked up a girl missing named Katrina,

55:48

and I said, they're smuggling children in hurricanes.

55:52

And she was just like, whatever, right,

55:55

you're gonna play wrong. It's

55:59

like you're being you're wrong. But

56:03

that one was so fascinating because they were part

56:05

of the thing that they were suggesting was that,

56:07

Okay, these items are identical

56:09

to the ones that we're seeing in other spaces

56:12

right there selling these cabinets that you

56:14

can buy on Amazon or or

56:16

fucking over stock

56:18

or whatever it is, and it's identical,

56:21

but they're charging literally thousands

56:23

of dollars more on Wayfair than explain

56:26

when you go to Target, and then when you go to motherfucking

56:28

the Gap and it's the same shirt, but the Gap got

56:30

it for more

56:33

hiding fetuses and that motherfucking v neck naked.

56:35

Now, well, I

56:37

mean like she gives me up. Because

56:39

Amazon is cutting the market underneath. But I

56:41

was about to say, I think that to your larger

56:44

point, the questioning is correct.

56:46

You should sit this is fucked up

56:49

that Wayfair thinks they can charge me tens

56:51

of thousands of dollars for a fucking

56:53

cabinet that I could buy for way cheaper

56:56

somewhere else, And you should know that that's a

56:58

flaw of capitalism or a strategy

57:00

of a bunch of rich people trying to take advantage

57:02

of you. They're like, Nah, they're fucking babies.

57:08

That's a whole kid in that motherfucker. Yeah,

57:11

this is the real answer. Isn't as fun

57:14

conspiracy theories and all of this ship.

57:16

As a person who came I'm fully from

57:18

the world of I used to watch hours and hours

57:21

and hours of YouTube videos about the Luminati,

57:23

and I truly believe that bills, Congress,

57:27

Senate, presidential bills

57:29

were all passed with Rihanna's period

57:31

blood. Like there was no world where I

57:33

did not believe that was happening. I believe that Beyonce

57:35

to this day, I believe that Beyonce is a Cyborgan, that

57:38

they have a real Beyonce tied up in

57:40

some basement somewhere. You're

57:42

getting no fight out of me. It's very

57:44

It's just funner than realized

57:46

that. It's like, oh, those old white people that

57:48

wrote this system, we needed to at

57:50

some point change. We never did, and so it's

57:53

it's not as exciting to know that

57:55

Beyonce is a real person who just never

57:57

got healthy communication and

58:00

therefore just seems detached even though

58:02

she's hooped, super duper talented

58:04

at everything she does. She

58:07

blinks one eye at the time. Look at it. The

58:12

fun is now breakdown this video where

58:14

you watch Beyonce's I blink slightly

58:16

slower than the other eye, and it's like, hello,

58:20

whitch the matrix. I

58:25

think conspiracy theories are in a

58:28

lot of ways, sort of like the choose your own

58:30

adventure for a life that otherwise just

58:32

feels like a bad book. Yeah,

58:35

it's like if I read this, that's yeah.

58:39

Because because they're a black owned

58:41

business,

58:44

Yes, because we

58:46

haven't been allowed to have bad ideas.

58:48

We've always it's all that black excellent

58:50

ship where we have to be promoting

58:53

the best of us and always celebrating

58:55

every moment. It's like, no, let's just

58:57

let this dumb dude driff, let

58:59

him go crazy with a bad idea.

59:02

There was something really you know, uh,

59:05

disturbing in what Nick Cannon landed

59:07

on, but there was something nice in him being like, I'm

59:09

gonna put my reading glasses on and make some shifted

59:12

up and see where it lands. That one

59:14

bummed me out because I finally did watch it, and

59:17

it's just he's just wrong. He's

59:19

wrong, and anti Semitism is just

59:21

so played it's corny, boring.

59:26

We gotta get on these Armenia nigga.

59:29

If Nick Canna did that whole speech about

59:32

Armenia would have been like, get that nigga back his show.

59:35

The niggas who be having mirror stores. You

59:39

mean those guys who play music outside

59:41

my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're

59:43

they're great. By no, I

59:45

think I think that's the complications,

59:48

Like we're seeing a bunch of people do a test

59:50

run of like they're

59:53

they're, like you said, they're just trying to figure

59:55

out how to talk right,

59:57

and we're watching them test room. But they have to

1:00:00

too much money or power or uh

1:00:02

oh, too much to the white man in the

1:00:04

white man's world to be able to

1:00:06

talk freely and say dumb shit and

1:00:09

be wrong publicly, Like

1:00:11

he should have known this ain't a public conversation

1:00:14

go be wrong privately, but

1:00:16

he did because the turbot was too

1:00:18

tight and they gain't breathe in like fifteen years.

1:00:21

Well, this has been a fantastic

1:00:23

time change. So much

1:00:25

for having me on your show. Man. I hope whatever you're

1:00:27

trying to discover about yourself with this

1:00:29

podcast you do. There's

1:00:32

some deep seated hatred that you have towards

1:00:35

hoteps and black men. I want to point that out

1:00:37

as you continue down this journey to destroy us.

1:00:39

Thank you so much. I won't figure out anything, and

1:00:41

I'll continue to hate you from a far end.

1:00:43

Up close, Jack,

1:00:45

tell everybody where they can find you? Where where

1:00:48

can they find you? Or I mean the world is

1:00:50

over? So I just waited on a couple

1:00:52

of projects that are coming out. We got Doomsday Podcast

1:00:54

with me and Zack Fox still coming out, and uh.

1:00:57

Other than that, watch Big Mouth the new

1:00:59

season comes out and Uctober

1:01:03

the Police, so tune into that. We got a real good episode

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for your ass um and a

1:01:07

couple of other stuff that I can't say here. Beautiful

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and uh, as always, you can find me on

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all the internet stuff at Lengthston

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Kerman, uh At

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you know not dot com, although that exists

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too, just at Lengthston Kerman, I don't know why I'm

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having trouble saying goodbye Liken.

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Subscribe. Subscribe, write reviews

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for the podcast, and listen. If

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your reviews are good, if you write

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something that is either beautiful and glowing

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or extremely hurtful to me, I

1:01:36

might just read one of those reviews

1:01:38

on the show. Some of you have written

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some things that have things me to my

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core, and I would love to read them out

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loud someday. So write some nice

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reviews and also some devastating

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ones and a surprise treat.

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If you are interested in submitting uh,

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some fan made drops or

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some fan made f X

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for the show, you can submit those

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at my Mama pod at gmail

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dot com. That's my m

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o m m a pod

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at gmail dot com. Have

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a good night. Your

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quality racist stuff

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you can't tell me

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