0:04

Ain't nobody liking the new balances of

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Kauahi Leonard and white supremacist.

0:08

That's it. You don't want a pair of slavery ones.

0:13

You don't want some air racist. I

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love that the David Duke threes

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my chips in your bas racist

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ohle school lays money

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stuff you can't

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tell me. Yeah,

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yeah, there it is there, it is,

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ladies and gentlemen, that is right.

0:52

Welcome to another spectacular

0:55

episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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podcast where we died Deep Deep.

1:00

We spelunk into the pockets of black

1:02

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1:04

work to prove that cardi B is

1:07

in fact short for cardio vascular

1:10

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gentlemen. She is the most woke rapper

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1:23

to shame that mean man who cheated on her.

1:26

She is woke, she's changing the game, she's

1:28

inspiring women, and she's making you

1:30

go see your doctor. Thank you, cardio

1:32

vascular bronchitis. You're doing the

1:35

hard work that the rest of us are afraid

1:37

to do. I am your host, length sty

1:39

Herman. I'm excited to be here as always,

1:42

I have a fantastic Yes today,

1:44

we're gonna get right into it. I don't want to sit here

1:46

and and talk bullshit to

1:48

you aimlessly. I'm alone

1:51

if there's no guest here and my guests, Oh,

1:53

she's gonna make me feel not alone anymore.

1:55

She's gonna make all that loneliness leave my

1:57

heart. She's hilarious, you know from

2:00

her amazing podcast that comes out every Tuesday

2:02

called Scam Guys So fun. Give

2:05

it up my guest, Miss Lacey

2:07

Mosley. You

2:11

know this ain't got no applauses in a long

2:14

time because we in COVID I can't do live

2:16

shot. Well, now a bitch got some applauses.

2:19

Congratulations, Thank you.

2:21

I'm about your

2:24

podcast is wonderful. The pleasure

2:27

of doing it. Very recently, we

2:29

talked a lot of ship about chaos in

2:31

the world, and I'm so happy you get to bring your

2:33

chaos to my side of the excited

2:35

to have my cats here. I will warn you Linkston

2:38

when your episode comes out. I had to bleep a lot

2:40

of stuff. Oh really is

2:45

it? Because I was pushing the buttons. What happened?

2:47

What did I do that that took us over

2:49

the edge. It's not even your fault. It's my petty

2:52

ass fault. When I started naming the tags

2:54

of people that I was mad at you, so

2:58

I had to bleep out their tags and then started

3:00

naming them. And so we say it a lot. It's very

3:02

funny. I think anytime somebody

3:05

antagonized as a person, I grew up

3:07

as I don't know how you were as a child,

3:09

but I grew up as an instigator. I was

3:11

very much a person who I

3:13

didn't want to fight anybody, but I was very happy

3:15

to see a fight break out and be like, I can't

3:18

believe he said that to you. What are

3:20

we gonna do about this? And just see

3:22

how that all played. You were in the instigator

3:24

choir, so when somebody says some fire,

3:26

you were like, oh, And

3:33

the key is to say it enough

3:36

that they can hear you, but not loud

3:38

enough that the other person who

3:40

otherwise might turn against you can

3:43

hear it. You know what I mean. It's a very it's a very

3:45

specific art form that I think I mastered

3:47

as a young person. I like that about you. I'll tell

3:49

you the art from that, I'm mastered. I was never an instigator,

3:52

but if you really like got me

3:54

mad, then like I would pretend

3:57

like I could fight, okay,

3:59

and the time I took it too far, I'm

4:04

gonna say this, I'll say this fun Okay.

4:07

So let's

4:09

be clear. I'm not gonna bleep it. I'm gonna leave

4:11

this ship in the here. So if you name names,

4:15

no names. So in college,

4:17

I accidentally stole his girl boyfriend.

4:19

It was an accident. It

4:21

was all accident. I'm not that type

4:23

I swear, but it had happened,

4:26

and so I felt bad. So she was like, this is

4:28

when Twitter, Like I had just gotten on Twitter.

4:30

So back then you had like kind of like you

4:32

followed people that you knew. Mostly it

4:35

was a friends and family app for a while,

4:37

and then it branched out to people who were funny

4:40

or smart or problematic, all

4:43

those things. This is the Kevin Hard dollhouse

4:45

face Twitter give

4:48

you give you all a real landmark for when this was

4:51

that is sorry to cut you off, but that is

4:53

a fascinating moment to think that Kevin

4:55

Hart was tweeting that just for his friends

4:57

and family, where he's like Mark over

5:00

my gay, I'm gonna beat it over the here with the dolls,

5:02

and his mom was like her dad was like hell,

5:04

yeah, right, that's what it was

5:06

family reunion Twitter when you said that ship and

5:08

you only thought your family saw. And so

5:11

she was tweeting about me the whole time, like oh such

5:13

a bit, and she's a horn and all this stuff.

5:16

And I was just letting her make it because I was like,

5:18

you know, this situation was foul. I gotta

5:20

take my lashes, like I'm gonna just put my

5:22

head down for this. Right then

5:24

she told my homeboy that she didn't plan on stop

5:26

it. And at this point she had started making

5:28

up somebody we gave I gave her cancer. It

5:31

was just crazy anyway, Yeah,

5:33

like Michael Douglas stun like that somehow

5:37

your vagina had giving

5:39

her cancer? How did that work? I don't

5:41

even know. And I was like it was she

5:43

was just crazy. So it got to a point where

5:45

I was like, Okay, this can't go on any longer, Like I was gonna

5:48

let her rock, but she talked about all years

5:50

like this, Oh not no, not. So

5:53

I found her address because it's college, like

5:55

you just asking where I like, we're song on sta Oh

5:58

you pulled up, pulled up, And

6:00

I have the worst kind of friends because they're like you,

6:02

they're the instigator. So I

6:05

was like, no, I can't, I can't let this fly tell

6:07

me my workout clothes and why want my home

6:09

girls. She was like, oh, you should put some vasoline

6:11

on your face so to punch your flood. I

6:17

love that. I love that she's encouraging

6:20

you with with ship that we saw in nineties

6:22

videos. So she's just like, all right, you got

6:24

to use the vasoline and make sure you take your earrings

6:27

off in front of her so she knows you come

6:29

on until right before you you

6:31

feel like it's gonna late. So I

6:33

went to this girl's house and waited, and

6:36

so she came home with vasiline

6:38

on my face and work out clothes and cuts

6:40

her out and I told her. I was like, if

6:42

you ever do this again, I will pop out the bushes

6:44

on your ass like I was. I never

6:46

got in a fight in my life.

6:49

I was like, I will prove to this girl that I'm

6:52

scary. Yeah, yeah,

6:54

you know how I know you had never got enough fight because

6:56

you put the vasoline on and then didn't

6:58

fight. That's not how that works. The

7:01

girls that actually use vasiline,

7:04

they did it for you. Don't grease up your

7:06

face to not do nothing like finish

7:09

the job, Lacey, what are we doing? I

7:12

don't want to do violence to people and ithing

7:14

to do it to me. Okay, I look at one face.

7:16

I'm trying to sell this this space as long as

7:18

I can't sure. You're doing great.

7:20

What a great way to start this podcast. I have

7:23

to be honest, I'm really excited to get

7:25

into your conspiracy theory. You

7:27

had a wonderful conspiracy theory

7:30

that I think is it's probably true

7:32

for almost every race. I think

7:34

this is one of the first conspiracy theories

7:36

we've had where like it feels like

7:39

it touches every community, every

7:41

race, everybody sort of believes some

7:44

version of this thing. We are. It's the we are

7:46

the world of conspiracy theory options.

7:49

And you said, my mama told me ginger

7:52

ale and crackers can care anything. And

7:58

also prescription down. Okay,

8:04

a prescribed laid down, A regular

8:07

laydown ain't gonna do ship for you.

8:09

You're gonna have somebody to tell you to go lay

8:11

down and see what you need is to lay

8:13

down. And you're gonna be watching

8:15

Victor Newman on Young and Restless and

8:18

suddenly you're healed. Sure, all

8:20

that disease just lifts off of your

8:22

body and you're free to go about your day.

8:25

And this actually started with my grandmother. I used

8:27

to spend summers with my grandmother, which

8:30

mom having a she was in college

8:32

so she setished up her degree doing whatever. And when

8:34

I think about it, I'm like, every summer I spent

8:36

with my grandparents, I'm like, my mom was probably out here

8:38

whiling because she was very young.

8:40

I'm like, that's at the club. She

8:43

was like stood studying and ship. But my

8:45

mom had me at twenty. I don't

8:48

think my mom was wild, and I think my mom is a little

8:50

more of like a homebody, conservative person.

8:52

But I do distinctly remember my mother like

8:54

taking me to class with her and like me

8:57

sitting in the back of classrooms while

8:59

she's learning and like not

9:01

really processing that, Like, oh, this was a

9:03

kid figuring out how to be a

9:06

full person in front of their kid,

9:08

You know what I mean. Right, That's exactly

9:10

because when I turned twenty one, it stopped

9:12

seeming like an older age to me. I was like,

9:14

oh, I don't know shut I'm me young, Like I was like, damn,

9:17

shout out to my mom for not killing me, like

9:20

like, I mean, she did way more than that. I was

9:22

fantastic, But I was like, I don't know if I would have made a

9:24

past like keep the baby alive. Yeah,

9:27

I got real drown a baby in a bathtub

9:29

energy at one, I gotta I

9:31

gotta praise be to a

9:33

lady who was able to do not that.

9:36

I at least got put some pillows around the baby

9:38

and it went to the store real quick. Get

9:42

you a little forward. You good?

9:45

Right? Wait,

9:47

So your grandmother subsequently

9:50

spent a lot of time with you, is

9:52

what I'm gathering, and in that she

9:54

tells you about all these remedies.

9:57

Yeah, in my formative years. And it's funny

9:59

because my I'm a kind of indoctrinating

10:01

me until like a death call. I know

10:03

that sounds crazy, but it's not crazy. It sounds

10:05

it's just like my grandma's energy

10:07

was always like I'm gonna die soon, which

10:11

is a lot when you're a child, but

10:14

it was always like, oh, well, you know, we're living

10:16

in our last day. Every

10:18

day it was our last days. That's

10:22

that's a lot for a kid to be able to process.

10:25

Every day was our last day. And

10:27

she was always like, oh, well, you know you can sing,

10:30

so you know I want you to sing in my funeral. And it's

10:32

like Grandma, like it's Tuesday, it's two

10:34

pm, Like why are we talking about this? Yeah?

10:36

Okay, Wait. So when she's talking about

10:38

all this like mortality, is she's

10:40

saying that for all of us or she's

10:43

saying that specifically for her, Like is

10:45

she like it's my last days or

10:47

is it all of our last days? And

10:49

uh, you might live a little longer than

10:51

me, but we all go on. It vary,

10:54

like when she talked about her funeral, obviously she was talking

10:56

about herself, but then she would also always be like

10:58

we living in our so we included

11:00

me. So I was like, we got just got here the

11:02

front. I

11:07

haven't even tasted Cavosier yet.

11:09

What am I dying for? Already

11:12

got Cavossier before I die. I

11:14

gotta pass it. Pass the Cavosier

11:17

to me. It's

11:19

my dying wish. No um,

11:22

so she like, I remember once I

11:24

have asthma, but it's like seasonal and

11:26

it's triggered by allergens, so

11:29

specifically cedar trees. If I come in

11:31

contact with like that certain type of tree, it

11:33

will trigger my asthma. And it recently happened to

11:35

me last time I was on a set, I had to go to the

11:37

hospital. So when

11:39

I was a kid, I had this really long

11:42

asthma tech and like my

11:44

lungs were super tight for like days,

11:46

and my grandma gave me prescription lay

11:48

down, and they gave

11:51

me ginger and they gave me crackers and I had

11:53

an asthma tach for three days before

11:55

I finally went to the hospital and they had to like inject

11:57

me with an epipin to get my lungs to open.

12:01

So none of the prescriptions seemed

12:03

to work until I don't know, maybe

12:06

they did, you know, maybe they kept me alive

12:09

and then I made it to the hospital

12:11

by so, by your suggestion, it wasn't

12:13

so much of a permanent solution as

12:15

it was something that sustained you long

12:17

enough to then be stabbed with an EpiPen.

12:20

And and that's how I think

12:22

of it, because I believe in prescription.

12:25

Ginger Ale personally is swepts for

12:27

me. Okay,

12:31

let's talk about where you're from, because I do

12:33

think ginger Ale ultimately is a

12:35

regional thing. I think at the end

12:37

of the day, what you're most passionate about

12:39

tents, as far as ginger Ale is concerned,

12:42

comes from location and

12:44

where are Where are you from? I'm from Texas,

12:47

so we did have Canada dry

12:49

as well, and I'll get I'll get to Canada.

12:52

But everybody knows that swepts just gets you through,

12:54

like nothing just gets you throw wrong like

12:56

schwepts just clear

12:59

as every thing out. I'm gonna be honest, I don't

13:01

like the way you say swepts. It It has

13:04

an erotic tone to it that that

13:06

my listeners are gonna find distasteful.

13:08

This is a family podcast, and

13:10

I don't want any of my the children

13:13

at home, the children

13:15

at home, I hope children aren't listening to you. Legs

13:18

them little niggas. Don't like the way you're

13:20

saying schwebts. I know that I

13:23

personally am a Canada dryman myself.

13:25

If I have to go back to ginger Ale, I've

13:28

get. I've said it's giving it up just because it's

13:30

it's pure sugar. It's just nothing

13:32

but syrup with like the promise

13:35

of remedy. I guess on the other end, But

13:37

I definitely Swepts would

13:39

be my second of the of the options

13:42

there. It

13:45

might be there might be something, you know

13:47

where I don't buy into ginger ale

13:49

is uh, what is it? Werners that

13:52

it's a note for me dog. Yeah,

13:55

that one's see verse

13:58

is okay, but you know where I'm at out

14:00

in my life. Fever

14:02

Tree, whoa, I've

14:04

never even heard of that. You ain't have fever

14:06

Tree. Okay, So that's really like this

14:09

honestly, Like I feel like Swepps was

14:11

like over the counter, okay,

14:14

fever Tree is under the

14:16

counter ginger because when

14:18

you get that joint, first of all, it's clear.

14:21

That's how you know it's real. And at

14:23

the bottom it's like settled

14:25

ginger like components.

14:28

Because if you really juice ginger, which I used

14:30

to have to do back the dame that worked in the Hamptons,

14:32

if you juice real raw ginger, at

14:34

the bottom all a little sediment will

14:37

start to sit. So when you see that

14:39

sediment, that's how you know that some juice ginger.

14:41

Okay. So this fever

14:44

Tree organization is saying

14:46

we're tired of being confused with these

14:48

other products that may or may not have

14:50

any ginger in them. And so subsequently

14:53

we're gonna put some little ginger chips right

14:55

at the bottom, like gold schlagger to

14:57

make it clear that this is this

14:59

is in fact, that pure ship sediment.

15:03

So if you put real g introjuice in there, there's

15:05

gonna be sediment, you know what I mean, Like when

15:07

you get a tiling all from the you know,

15:09

off the you know, over the counter, like you get

15:11

a little what like a sedimenta thine,

15:13

but then you get some coding tiling all,

15:16

you know what I mean, like that hit different. So the feverite

15:18

tree got that coding in it, right. It's

15:20

the difference between like Oscar

15:22

Meyer hot dog and them kosher hot dogs.

15:24

The mother Like the oscar Meyer it's

15:26

could be anything in their hair, bone, whatever

15:29

they mushed up to make the hot dog. But

15:31

them kosher hot dogs, those are preyed

15:34

over hair and bones that get mixed into

15:36

the hot dogs. So you know, God

15:38

covering you when you eating the pig, and

15:41

that's what you need. These are the pigs we

15:43

loved. We took care of these pigs

15:45

different before we murdered them. These things

15:47

lived a good life. That's

15:50

always a fascinating promise that

15:52

they make to us is like, no, we really

15:54

love this chicken. I know you're

15:57

gonna eat it, and I know what a pig

15:59

that's walking face. I

16:01

want my pig anointed, you know what I mean?

16:03

Okay, I hear you. I

16:06

don't give a damn how my pig praise. That's

16:08

just me. But you know I

16:11

want to think to be a bishop my

16:15

pig based ties every Sunday.

16:17

Okay, give it all honored a guy.

16:20

I love that. Good for that big I hope he's

16:22

been heaven with other pigs doing whatever

16:25

Saint le pigs do. Okay, So your

16:28

grandmother gave you this

16:30

prescription of lay down, this

16:32

prescription of crackers, this prescription

16:34

of ginger ale. It ultimately saves

16:37

you enough to make it to the hospital get

16:39

your EpiPen. Do you then move

16:41

on with your life now as a practicing

16:44

member of the community that believes

16:46

in ginger ale and laydown or are you now

16:48

just more skeptical about the whole

16:50

thing? No? I still believe um.

16:53

At some point I would love to have a company

16:55

that just sends out care packages which

16:58

have ginger ale crackers.

17:01

They have to be saltine. I was about to

17:03

say, I was going to ask you what type of crackers are

17:05

we talking about? They have to be saltine. That's

17:07

just I'm a traditionalist, you know. But I

17:09

would send out fever treat in my care package

17:12

and the pillow. Yes,

17:15

and then a channel guy for what TV shows

17:17

are healing, such as Paladin, which

17:19

is an old Western never smoke

17:22

another um.

17:24

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, great

17:27

show, Dick Van Dyke. Okay,

17:29

Young and than Restless is sometimes as

17:32

the world turns. Wow, so you

17:34

just only spent time with an old

17:37

lady for the whole of your youth.

17:40

Because those were my punishment shows. Those

17:42

were like the shows that like when

17:45

nothing else was on, but I was fighting

17:47

sleep and like dealing with

17:49

whatever anxiety existed

17:51

for a ten year old that I didn't know how to articulate

17:54

that to what I would watch. It wasn't

17:56

out of joy. I wasn't watching

17:58

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman because this was

18:01

in fact a good thing for my ten year

18:03

old spirit to Quin

18:05

Medicine Woman taught me how to take

18:07

pills. Okay, I still

18:09

take my pills the same, Okay, not

18:11

like the rapper. That's

18:13

how they get you, all right. Dr Quinn Medicine

18:16

Woman. This is a new conspiracy theory.

18:18

Dr Quin Medicine Woman is out

18:20

here promoting drug how

18:25

you're promoting drug abuse because

18:29

like I learned, like when you take a pill,

18:32

or if you have to take a lot of pills, or if like vitamins

18:34

are really big, instead of putting the dry

18:36

pills in your mouth first, you fill

18:38

your like you drink water. You fill your mouth

18:41

with water and made you throw the pills

18:43

in there with the water and swallow it all

18:45

at once and you don't even feel them go down. Okay,

18:49

and this is all came from Dr Quinn Medicine

18:51

Woman. Yes, well,

18:53

for me, I usually watch TV for

18:56

strong narratives, but I love that you're

18:58

using it for self help tips and that's

19:00

cool too. You can get

19:02

a lot out of it. Okay. Oh and uh

19:05

Touched by Angel I have to add that and Walk

19:07

in Texas Ranger Okay, hell yeah,

19:09

I love that very healing television shows

19:12

along with your saltines and fevorite train.

19:14

Did you ever see the episode where Haley

19:16

Joe Osmond tells Walker Texas

19:19

Ranger that he has eight Yes,

19:23

television has changed. I'll say

19:25

that that's not a thing that

19:28

could happen anymore. In Quarantine,

19:30

I've been watching Girlfriends Living

19:33

Single The Parker Um,

19:35

and it was like a time when black women started

19:37

to really go on the rise for

19:39

new HIV infections. So

19:42

every show has like HIV

19:44

episodes, and they're the most random

19:46

thing. You don't be Like somebody will start

19:48

dating somebody and they'll be like, oh,

19:50

I have eight, or like this

19:53

woman, this woman and Sean

19:55

were beefing over a wedding and

19:58

because Joan had like said, the woman stole her boyfriend

20:00

in college, and she was so my boyfriend I was supposed

20:02

to be with him, and she was like, do you want him? Gave

20:05

me eight? And

20:10

then it's one of the like the piano playing

20:13

stad music. YEA, looks

20:17

like we've got a serious episode

20:19

on this one, folks. And then

20:22

they do statistics at the end of like black women

20:24

this hell. Yeah, well, I guess it

20:26

was helpful, though, you know that I was about to say, maybe

20:28

this this is how we got out of that

20:30

rising crisis. Was that

20:32

episode of The Parkers that

20:36

comes I'd love to do a trend shop

20:38

And I was like, and you know what was funny? I could always tell

20:40

it was about to happen. I was like, no, don't do it, don't

20:42

do it. Yeah, yeah, I think

20:44

that we know better now. It's the hard part

20:47

about I think revisiting and I personally

20:49

don't think that we have the right to revisit

20:51

these things and then like put a big,

20:53

crazy judgmental eye on it,

20:56

because I think a lot of the things that

20:58

we were being told to laugh at by

21:00

these shows, we were laughing at

21:02

in real life, and so any judgment

21:04

we're placing on the television we should probably

21:06

place on ourselves and really spend

21:09

that time analyzing why we thought it

21:11

was funny at the time, more than saying like,

21:14

yeah, how dare you have

21:17

done a thing that we all thought was really

21:19

cool at the time, Like, no, we

21:21

were idiots and now we're not, and we should

21:23

acknowledge that. Anyway. Kevin Hart's

21:25

my hero and I don't think he did anything wrong.

21:28

I'm choking before

21:31

we go to break, talk to me a little bit

21:33

about why salting crackers as

21:36

a must for this remedy

21:38

that you're talking about. So

21:41

when your stomach is in a delicate

21:43

place, as it is a lot of times

21:45

when you are an invalid okay,

21:47

um, an invalid for y'all vocab word

21:50

that means sick um.

21:54

That's so pretentious of me. Like, I know, you guys don't word

21:58

listen. My listeners are idiots. Go ahead,

22:00

tell them all the words. They don't know, the

22:03

fucking fools. Why would they even

22:05

still be listening to It's

22:08

very it's a doctor Quinn medicine. Woman. Think

22:11

I got it from like a more air plane and I just

22:13

staying to my lexicon forever. But like so,

22:15

when you are an invalid, you know you have the delicate stomach

22:17

assaultine. You know, it's the

22:19

closest to an air food

22:21

that you can get, you know what I mean. It's

22:24

just pure starch and salt,

22:27

and it can coat the stomach in a

22:29

way that you know, not many things can,

22:31

you know. And you know there's a reason why

22:34

at church you get a wafer, you

22:36

know what I mean, Because that's bread that's

22:38

close to God. So you ing in the bridge

22:41

the body of you know, the Christ

22:44

into your body along with the ginger

22:46

rail. Uh you So

22:48

you're saying that saltines are as close

22:51

to God as crackers

22:53

can be without any impurities

22:56

or other things sort of being added

22:58

to the mix. Yes, saltines are

23:00

the most godly food. I

23:02

believe. You know, Jesus was handing out saltines

23:04

like he was open giving out cars. You know, the

23:07

girls, the girls got loaves. You

23:09

know, look under your chair and the

23:11

matters there, like this is bread.

23:14

I wanted what I'm this

23:16

isn't gonna solve my problems, Jesus.

23:18

I wanted something better. What are we doing?

23:21

Right? It's like Jesus at least was gonna give me some some of them,

23:23

Brady sand those you gotta walking all the damn

23:25

time. You got this long

23:28

ass fresh ass robe on here,

23:30

I am in tattered guard. Give

23:32

me some of that, giving me goddamn

23:34

bread. Fuck you, Jesus, that's what That's

23:36

what they said. I didn't. I'm just look,

23:39

that's a scripture I read. I would like

23:41

you to know I have nothing to do with this man. Okay.

23:43

I would keep eating your body, which

23:45

is the saltine crack and things

23:48

that I know you are kicking it with right now. All

23:52

right, Well, Jesus has turned on

23:54

me, but Lacey is still in his good graces. We're

23:56

gonna take a break and we'll be back with more Lacy

23:58

mostly and more my mama told me, and

24:11

we are back.

24:20

You can

24:24

do you want, you

24:26

could do so you you do

24:29

you could, you want? You want

24:31

him to do you so much? You could do anything.

24:33

Yeah, we're back here with more lazy

24:36

mosley or more my mama told me. We're

24:38

still talking about that here all ginger

24:40

ale salting crackers

24:43

and a prescribed laid down

24:45

the perfect fixed to all

24:48

of your problems. Has there

24:50

been a time recently where

24:52

you've used that combo to get

24:54

yourself out of a little bit of a sickness?

24:57

Yes, I have um I

25:00

and this is back pre rna. Don't

25:02

judge me. I hope One of

25:04

the cultural shifts will be that Americans

25:07

no longer feel pride in having to go

25:09

to work sick because that was

25:11

just way too common. We all just

25:13

accepted that if flu season

25:15

meant niggas was gonna get the flu, Like, no, we

25:17

didn't have to get the full side. Were just like,

25:19

oh you know flu season. No, we

25:21

could just not get the flu, or if

25:23

we get it, stay to fun home. What we accept

25:26

that? What do you want from me? I had to cough

25:28

in your mouth. It's flu season. It's just like

25:32

this, So I

25:34

had to work and I think it was the last

25:37

I think the last commercial I think I'll ever do,

25:39

because um, I don't like commercials.

25:42

Um you know, they can bring you some coin,

25:44

and this one was like a national for Snickers.

25:46

So I was like, fine, I'll do it, and

25:48

so I go in. It's a hot ass mes, there's a hundred

25:51

fifty extras. They don't know where to put me. I'm sick.

25:53

Um I got and this is like fuck

25:56

niggers. Yo. I

26:01

was like casually seeing this guy and

26:03

we kissed. That's it, right,

26:05

He goes, yeah, by the way, I'm getting

26:08

over a cold now. He did say

26:10

it before we kiss It's my fault. But

26:12

getting over for me means

26:14

that you're not contagious, because

26:17

if you are an adult,

26:20

you know, the first three days that you get a

26:22

cold, you are contagious, so

26:24

after that you're not. And this

26:27

fool was fully in the

26:29

middle of a cold. So the next day I

26:31

wake up and I was like, I have a cold now. So my

26:33

stomach was just like no girl.

26:35

So I had my saltines that I had my ginger,

26:38

and I had to stand outside and like thirty degree

26:40

weather and like shoot this commercial

26:42

for the saltines and the ginger kept me upright,

26:44

I got you and this was you

26:47

did all this for snickers,

26:49

right, wasn't that? What did

26:53

that give you, guys? Snickers? To were you eating

26:55

sniers? It was like we it

26:57

was a Super Bowl commercial. We were at a hole

27:00

in the middle of the woods. Uh

27:02

talk about we was gonna dig a hole and put

27:04

a huge snicker in it. And then they had a crane

27:06

that like lowered a very large snicker

27:09

into a hole. That was all graphics, but the whole

27:11

was real. Sure, so we

27:13

just sang in front of a hole. Child. But that

27:15

said, the ginger ale and crackers

27:18

helped you make it through what

27:20

otherwise would have been just you singing

27:23

and being stick in the woods. Yes,

27:26

I love that. I love that that. This ginger

27:29

really got my throat fresh. You know,

27:31

I felt like I had a baby throat, Like the throat

27:33

was just on infant, you know, like a fresh

27:35

baby throat. You know baby throats

27:38

can they? Oh my guys, like the screaming

27:40

all the time. Like that throat you

27:43

got, you got that refurbished throat.

27:45

I love that. All right.

27:47

I want to dig into some research with you

27:49

because I actually think that there's a fair

27:51

amount of examples of things

27:54

that sort of prove exactly what you're saying,

27:56

that saltine crackers and ginger

27:58

ale do in fact have the potential to

28:01

cure a lot more than we give them credit

28:03

for. So let's start with the basic

28:05

saltine crackers, which I'm glad that's

28:07

your cracker of choice. It says that

28:10

saltan's help nausea because the

28:12

crackers soak up your tent,

28:14

causing acids in your stomach, and

28:16

they're less likely to

28:18

cause more nausea because they don't have

28:21

a smell. Really, that like their lack

28:23

of like other ingredients, their closeness

28:26

to God, as you put it, Yeah,

28:28

their purity allows for them to

28:30

not induce nausea in other ways.

28:33

So you're already nailing it with

28:35

saltines. Shout out to Shout

28:38

out to your mama's, shout out to your grandma,

28:40

shout shout out to whoever invented

28:43

saltine crackers. You didn't go

28:45

for flavor, you didn't go for a

28:47

look. You just you knew

28:49

this is a cracker of function, and

28:51

you just nailed it. Good for you. You

28:58

didn't try it all they look, they sell

29:00

themselves, put them in a plastic

29:03

sleeve and get out of here like they

29:05

put it down. They said, the don't know what it

29:07

is. They don't know what the funk I got

29:09

going on here. Everybody doing marketing. I feel

29:11

like I don't even see commercials for Salteams. They're

29:13

like, the girls know we're here, they know what I'll we're

29:15

on. Right. Yeah, there used to be those

29:18

crackers where they would present it as like, this

29:20

is the fancy cracker that you use

29:22

when you want to impress your guests. This

29:24

is how you'll have sex with a woman if

29:26

you pull out these crackers

29:30

exactly. But the salt Teams was

29:32

like, no, motherfucker, you trying to survive,

29:35

get saltines. You can

29:37

also put greape jelly on them or

29:39

American price enjoy

29:45

the recipes on the back of a wrist cracker. They'd be

29:47

like peanut butter and right,

29:50

like this is groundbreaking information

29:53

is Oh, you can put other stuff

29:55

on this and make it less like a cracker and more

29:57

like a sandwich. Somehow. I'm being

29:59

told by my producer Olivia that

30:02

fl Summer and Company invented

30:04

saltines in eighteen seventy six.

30:06

They've been around since eighteen seventies.

30:09

Six slaves made them crackers,

30:11

you know,

30:13

but I

30:18

do need to think about the creators. I'm sure

30:20

they were bad man, Right,

30:24

there's a reason fl Summer wanted

30:27

like a white box with these

30:29

white crackers and a white bag. Like

30:32

it turns out he's a monster. But goddamn,

30:35

he smashed them crackers. He did great, he

30:37

did. He made the hell out of them crackers. And I'm gonna

30:39

keep eating them racist crackers. And that's the thing

30:41

is, we don't give racist enough credit

30:43

for the good things that they do out in the world,

30:45

you know, Like, yeah, you're a bigot. Yeah

30:47

you're destroying the very foundation

30:49

of the way that humans should function in the world.

30:52

But god, you nailed these crackers. Mr

30:54

Summer go crazy. Yes, we'll

30:56

give you your flowers for that. Okay,

31:00

talk ginger ale, because ginger

31:03

which ideally is the key ingredient

31:05

in ginger ale containing ideally,

31:08

so there we

31:10

go. But ginger ale contains something

31:13

called ginger role, which is the

31:15

main bioactive compound, and

31:17

ginger role has like an

31:19

insane list of potential

31:22

remedies that it helps with.

31:24

It aids digestion, it reduces

31:26

nausea, specifically for like nausea

31:29

related to like mourning sickness, or even

31:31

chemotherapy. It helps fight the flu,

31:34

common cold. It helps with weight

31:36

loss, low cholesterol, menstrual

31:38

pain, chronic indigestion,

31:41

It lowers your blood sugar, heart disease.

31:44

It can help with certain cancers, and

31:46

even potentially fights off Alzheimer's.

31:50

It also helps with ugliness if

31:53

you got fun boy you trying to get over. Also

31:56

helps with that little ginger. Stop

31:59

stop texting him. You know the

32:02

are sure? Now see,

32:04

this is where I'm gonna challenge you a little bit,

32:06

because what I was referring to is ginger

32:09

role, right, ginger

32:11

al does all those good things. Ginger

32:13

Ale, as many scientists

32:16

have pointed out at this point, is

32:18

basically just a giant sugar juice

32:21

and doesn't often contain any ginger

32:23

at all, and therefore has

32:25

no remedy to it whatsoever.

32:28

So all these ugly curers

32:30

and fuck boy preventatives that

32:32

you're talking about may not in fact be cooked

32:35

into your shwepts that you're

32:37

so deeply uh in low it is.

32:40

You've heard of placebo effects if

32:42

it, even if it ain't no ginger ale in there, my body

32:45

thinks it's ger and

32:47

it's helping me, you see what I'm saying, So it might

32:49

as well be ginger in there

32:51

because it's still curious. And I'm so

32:53

glad you said that because a lot

32:55

of the scientists and doctors who do

32:58

acknowledge that ginger role is

33:00

not in fact one of the key ingredients that's

33:03

kicking around in ginger ale also

33:05

acknowledge that because ginger ale

33:07

has become synonymous

33:10

with us like sort of getting remedies

33:12

and treatment, they do say that

33:14

the placebo effect is a valuable

33:17

component in our health. That like

33:20

they give it to us at hospitals

33:22

not because the ship actually works, but

33:24

because we think it works, and therefore

33:27

we'll start to feel better because

33:29

of you know, our own brain.

33:33

That's one watering if you

33:36

if your brain is convinced that it works, that means

33:38

that it works. If if

33:40

we get to the same end, right, just different

33:43

means, right. But if I sip on it and

33:45

I'm like, oh, my intestines flourishing,

33:51

you know what I mean? If I feel that and then I

33:53

do flourish, then that's the same thing as if

33:55

it had been appealed with you know, ginger al

33:57

in it or whatever. Listen,

34:00

I think you're making a valid point. I don't

34:02

know that I've ever outloud said

34:04

my intestines are flourishing. Maybe

34:07

it's a feeling that I've had more often than

34:09

i'd like to acknowledge. You

34:11

probably have. I mean, look, if you don't

34:13

feel like your intestines are suffering, then they're probably

34:15

flourish. They're flourished, you know. I mean, we just get too used

34:17

to it. But it's popping

34:20

in your system. It's just like anything else, you know what I mean.

34:22

Like I tell people all the time on my podcast, like,

34:24

it's not a lie if you believe it. I

34:28

love that. So in essence, ginger ale

34:31

sort of has a very scam goddess

34:33

energy. It is. It is getting

34:36

by on its own supply, and

34:38

it's functioning in a way that allows

34:40

for people to feel healed. So great, you're you're

34:42

killing the ginger ale. Here's

34:44

some more fascinating information about

34:47

ginger In the Middle Ages, ginger

34:49

was used as a prophylactic for

34:51

the bubonic plague. That basically,

34:53

people were worried that the bubonic plague was

34:55

being transferred sexually, and I guess

34:58

they were putting little pieces of ginger on their dicks

35:00

and badges and keeping that somehow

35:03

from spreading this terrible disease

35:05

that was killing everybody. I heard

35:08

about a lemon, but like

35:11

with that burns. Some

35:13

people like it's spicy down there, and I

35:16

think that's important. Go crazy.

35:18

I don't know if it needs to be spicy down there, but at least

35:21

you know, back in the day, they wasn't watching their asses, so

35:23

you know if they put leginia on and hopefully

35:25

smell in the bedom. Sure, I think about

35:27

that all the time when I watched all the time shows and

35:29

you know it's mostly white people in them, because

35:32

if it's an older time show with black people for some reason,

35:34

it always has to be slavery. It's

35:36

like, you know, we did have more than than three years

35:38

and just fy, we was

35:41

kangs. Sure

35:44

most of us can't trace our histories

35:46

back enough to know if we were in fat kings,

35:48

but somebody was a king back then talk about

35:50

that ship. But we was Kang, Okay,

35:53

I was Kang. Was Kang was

35:55

all Kang. Yeah,

35:58

So like I always think about that when they kissing stuff, I

36:00

know they didn't brush their mouths. Just

36:03

like I hate a sex scene in an olden

36:05

time movie, because I just imagine it being funky.

36:07

Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, there's no

36:09

way that you were effectively cleaning

36:11

any of your your parts, including

36:14

your mouth. So all of this ship was funky as

36:16

ship. So maybe ginger was better. Maybe it

36:18

just added a slightly more fragrant

36:21

Uh you need

36:23

that. Except for now. I hope it's not gonna be

36:25

guys out here like what I put a little ginger on you.

36:27

That's not a condom. That's not a condom.

36:29

Don't start going the whole foods, y'all and trying to

36:31

thin ginger. I

36:34

ain't got no more lifestyles, but I got some

36:36

ginger in the cupboard, and uh,

36:38

we could make that work. Please don't, please,

36:40

do not do this. Here's so I started

36:43

asking myself where did ginger

36:45

ale come from? Because it became so

36:47

important to the way that we

36:49

understand health in this country. Are certainly

36:52

like the idea of feeling better in this country?

36:54

Where did it come from? And basically it

36:56

says that ginger ale came out

36:58

of basically farmacists

37:01

and scientists wanting Yeah,

37:03

no, you're right, it's it's pharmacists

37:06

and people wanting to take advantage

37:08

of this relationship of health and

37:10

ginger and all the good things that gingerral

37:12

does, and basically decided

37:15

to take the alcohol out of ginger

37:17

beer. So gingerrele was

37:19

them creating a non alcoholic version

37:22

of ginger beer. And so this dude, Thomas

37:25

Cantrell, an American apothecary

37:27

living in Ireland, cantrel

37:30

yes, I believe, the great

37:32

great grandfather of blue cantreil. Uh.

37:35

Thomas Cantrell living in Ireland,

37:37

carbonated his drink with soda water

37:40

and instead of yeese. Began exporting

37:42

this ginger based beverage to the US

37:45

around eighteen fifty. And

37:47

then a Detroit pharmacist

37:50

named James verner Oh

37:52

created a blend of ginger

37:55

vanilla he's not and spices.

37:59

He's he's the inventor of warners. But

38:01

I assure you this man ain't black and

38:04

so ginger vanilla spices. And he

38:06

left that in an oak barrel. And

38:08

then he got called off the fighting the Civil

38:10

War. Not really sure which side he fought

38:12

on. He's from Detroit, so I'm hoping the North,

38:15

but who knows. He might have been one of them self,

38:17

hating motherfucker's and then

38:19

he had a choice then,

38:21

want to go to either of them wars. They was like, come on,

38:23

we go on the war. Damn it, come

38:26

on side.

38:28

I ain't listen, I ain't got a dog in

38:31

this fight. I need us to lose.

38:35

I'm like, if I was a black confederatesauliand be

38:37

like, where did they go? Oh? We just went down to the water

38:39

hole. See what I would

38:41

have done if they made me fight on the Confederate

38:43

side. I'd ran out there real fast and

38:46

then pretend I'd be like, oh no,

38:48

they shot me and fell down and it just laid

38:50

there for the whole of the fight. You gotta

38:52

you just gotta quit as quickly as you can,

38:55

right. I think about that a lot older time wars,

38:57

especially the ones with swords. I'm like, y'all must have

38:59

been high. Did you'all take breaks? Because I'm like, stab

39:02

everybody individually. That's a lot of work.

39:05

No time out, no time out in war?

39:09

Yeah, James Verner. He goes to war, and when

39:11

he returned from the Civil War he survived.

39:14

He was delighted to find that that oak

39:16

barrel that he had filled had a new

39:19

flavor of a concoction that

39:21

he then sold all over the Midwest,

39:23

which later becomes Verner's ginger

39:26

Ail. And you know he got a shoe

39:29

that's the Verner shoot. Oh,

39:32

it's based on the ginger ale camp based

39:34

on and it's new balance,

39:36

so you know it's white supremacist year

39:40

the Confederate. Uh,

39:44

all right. So then there's another example

39:47

in Night to Know four, Yet another

39:49

pharmacist, a Canadian man named

39:51

John J. McLaughlin,

39:54

created a paler dryer

39:56

ginger ale Canadian dry

39:59

one that appealed old to those who

40:01

were put off by the sweetness and

40:03

pungency of verners. Thus Canada

40:05

Dry was born. So all of these ginger

40:07

ales were sort of produced around

40:10

the same time, somewhere between eighteen

40:12

fifty and nineteen o four. Now here's

40:14

where I started asking more important questions,

40:16

when did black people start working with ginger

40:19

ale, because what what's happening

40:21

there? Like what when did our relationship

40:23

with it sort of kick in? And it says

40:26

that part of the thing that brought black

40:28

people into ginger ales In the late eighteen

40:30

hundreds, ginger in Jamaica, basically

40:33

ginger extract was advertised as

40:35

a remedy for cholera fever, headache,

40:38

nervous disability, all kinds of

40:40

stuff, and then that

40:42

became popular. Ginger ale became

40:44

popular because of the promise

40:47

of ginger ale ginger being cooked

40:49

into the drink. Now, was

40:51

this because you know there's that popular Jamaican

40:53

ginger bere Was this like

40:56

a part of that movement or

40:59

because like the ginger beer in Jamaica is

41:01

strong, like yeah, it's

41:03

spicy, spicy, Yeah,

41:06

yeah. I think what it was was like

41:08

a marketing thing that hit

41:10

Jamaica real hard, where everybody was

41:12

like, if you're feeling sick, funk

41:15

with ginger. And then

41:17

subsequently, ginger beer and ginger

41:19

ale took off in the black community

41:22

because it's like, oh, we all have

41:24

that and it's easy access and

41:26

like you said, it already exists here in a

41:28

way that you know later will

41:30

become more popularized in America.

41:33

And not like healthcare and not like

41:35

white folks experiment on

41:38

us, because that's still these

41:40

black folks less likely to go to the doctor

41:42

because of the stigma of doctors,

41:44

and I mean doctors are still really bad to black

41:46

people, especially black women. Were two thirds

41:50

of the I believe it's a statistic

41:52

of like, uh, what is it called

41:54

mortality when it comes to having children,

41:56

right, like we're like significantly

41:59

outnumbering white women who die in

42:01

childbirth because they don't believe we're in pain and stuff.

42:03

So, you know, people like black folks have a really

42:05

weird sorted history with medical professionals

42:08

because there's so much racism in there.

42:10

It's crazy because you never think you're going to the doctor

42:12

and they're gonna be doing racism to you, like

42:15

when you're thinking about being sick and like, oh, this is a healer,

42:18

but you forget like, oh, white out black here, so

42:20

they also are going to try to do some racism.

42:23

It's like, hey, man, I came here for an appendix,

42:25

not whatever you've got going

42:27

on emotionally and personally

42:29

with my skin color. I had to

42:31

start telling them like I gonna do doctor.

42:34

That's the first conversation I have with them. I'm like, you know,

42:36

in the past, people of doctors have been very racist

42:38

to me when I've asked for things. So you know, if you're

42:40

de not me treatment, just write it down.

42:43

I have a social media presence. I do like

42:45

to tweet like I'm trying to lay

42:47

down like pleaseon racism

42:50

to be like doing I guess to the other niggas, but

42:52

you might want leave me alone. You heard it here

42:54

first, ladies and gentlemen. Lazy

42:57

says, do it to them other niggas, just not

42:59

to me. Racism.

43:05

I love that. I love that. You're

43:07

not working to abolish racism, you're

43:09

not trying to take it out of the healthcare system.

43:12

Just do it to the mother niggas. Keep

43:14

me out of it. Lacy Mosley

43:16

has spoken anti

43:19

racing man, which is just very specific

43:22

to his own. It is completely

43:24

about self and also effective.

43:27

They won't do it to him, and it's working

43:30

all right. Here's what becomes even more fascinating

43:32

is that ginger ale. After like

43:34

all these dudes invent a bunch of their

43:37

own ginger ales, ginger ale becomes the most

43:39

popular soda from the close

43:41

of the nineteenth century up until

43:43

World War Two. That yeah,

43:47

like it becomes like popping. It's everybody's

43:49

drinking ginger ale. You don't go anywhere without

43:51

somebody asking for a delicious ginger

43:54

ale. And the only reason it stops

43:56

gaining in popularity around World War

43:58

two is because rees or to start to thin

44:01

because of the war. Right, so people

44:03

can't necessarily afford the

44:05

ginger drinks that they wanted before.

44:08

Now here's where it becomes complicated,

44:11

because up until that point,

44:13

the companies were creating

44:15

a drink that more than likely had a lot

44:17

more ginger in it. And then post

44:20

World War Two, in a more modern America,

44:22

they start pulling that bullshit where

44:25

they start taking ginger out of the drink

44:27

and just making a soda that people

44:29

want to drink for sugary purposes.

44:33

And we're the only country that is like that

44:35

for real, for real, Like everyone has their artificial

44:37

products, but America's like, can we

44:39

make everything fake? Who

44:41

was making fake apples? Can we get fake celery?

44:44

Like it's so weird.

44:47

I remember I lived in London for a little while and I

44:49

was like, why are the eggs not in the refrigerator?

44:52

They just out when brown? And

44:54

I was like, oh, this is like with

44:56

this okay, so y'all and get a y'all and even get

44:58

a chicken beech. Well, y'all give it no right.

45:01

It turns out that chickens don't

45:03

lay their eggs in refrigerators, so they

45:05

can, in fact stay outside for longer

45:07

than we think they can. We just

45:11

no, they are not there. They

45:13

just put them in a coup and then ch don't

45:15

get cold. They

45:19

know they're pregnant. They got a real cold, my coochie

45:21

cold as they are. Huh, I must be with

45:24

child with eggs.

45:29

And so here's where it gets even more fascinating

45:31

is that even the ginger ale companies that are popular

45:33

today, your urners, your your

45:36

Canada dry, your schwets as

45:38

you are so fond of, don't

45:41

ever have to actually explain what's

45:43

inside of their drinks or how much ginger

45:45

is contained in those drinks because

45:48

they don't want to quote unquote give

45:50

away their formula. Yeah,

45:53

how you gonna be like our formula

45:56

whatsoever? Listen, we

45:59

I don't think ginger should be a secret

46:01

ingredient in ginger ale. And that's

46:03

the thing. They say, there is ginger in it,

46:06

but they don't want to say how much because they don't want

46:08

somebody to come in and steal their ideas.

46:10

It's a big scam. That's a huge scam.

46:13

That's like selling water and being like, look, we're not gonna

46:15

tell you how much actual waters in it. Okay,

46:18

exactly, this is some

46:20

parts water. I ain't gonna tell you how many parts

46:22

this guys, some water up in it. Here's where it

46:24

gets even more devastating is that these

46:26

brands also do not claim that

46:28

their drinks have any medicinal powers,

46:30

because that would require them to

46:33

meet certain regulations

46:35

of ginger and ginger ale

46:37

qualities. Right. They instead

46:39

rely on people to do basically

46:42

word of mouth advertising for

46:44

them about the medicinal purposes

46:47

of their drinks. And we do a

46:49

good job of that, and books

46:51

are walking general advertise. And I think

46:53

that's the big takeaway is whether or not

46:55

these drinks are actually working is not

46:59

particularly clear. But what is

47:01

clear is that people all over the

47:03

world are happy to do the advertising

47:06

for these companies even when

47:08

they can't actually prove that this ship

47:10

is true. And I love it. I

47:13

mean, listen, I'll advertise whatever,

47:17

Snickers, ginger ale, white

47:20

supremacists, crackers,

47:22

anything you need, I will put my

47:24

name on it. Just don't use

47:26

your racism on me. That's the Lacey

47:28

Moseley way. I love it. Wow,

47:31

way to quote me, but for real, Like, I

47:33

remember when George Foreman started making

47:35

grills and it was like, what this thing though

47:37

about grilling the own leather sandals?

47:40

I don't know, but we was

47:42

buying that grill so I want my name to be all just

47:44

random ship dolls,

47:46

contact lenses, just stuff

47:48

where they're like, what and

47:51

how did she get her name on contact

47:53

lenses? This is not good

47:55

for people to be able to see stuff. It's

47:57

just in the corner and on. It's

48:01

just those little floaty things that just says

48:03

lay, Yeah, it's

48:07

funny you bring up the George Forman grill because,

48:10

in fact, I listened to our

48:12

interview with Whole Cogan, once known

48:14

racist Whole Cogan, uh clear

48:17

Water, Florida, you get it. Whole

48:19

Cogan did an interview where he

48:21

talked about the fact that the George Foreman grill

48:24

was in fact supposed to be the Whole Cogan

48:26

grill. They company came to him

48:29

and basically said, we've got grills, We've got

48:31

like blenders, we've got like all these things.

48:33

What you're trying to funk with, Hulk, And he didn't

48:36

answer the phone, And then when

48:38

he finally called them back, they had

48:40

already given the grill to George

48:42

Foreman, and hold Cogan instead

48:44

had to get like some bullshit spatula

48:47

and it didn't sell well. But George Foreman

48:49

is now a billionaire because of a

48:51

grill. He just put his name on and

48:53

bro it was black post especially

48:56

like I feel like we did the advertisement for the George

48:58

Foreman. Every black we at

49:00

too, my dad when I got the little one and

49:03

the big one, lean green grilling

49:05

machine, and that new George

49:07

woman you got from coming on Wenna when

49:09

George wan Like, we did so much work for

49:12

that for nothing, for absolutely

49:15

free, and we helped that brain damage man

49:17

go on to become a very successful

49:19

businessman despite shout out

49:21

to him and yeah whole Hogan Blenders or

49:24

whatever the fun See, that's what you get for being Racistan.

49:29

We love you, George Farman. And if there's anything

49:31

else you want to put your name on, the black community

49:33

will sell it for you. We will,

49:35

Like you don't even have to do the advertisement table

49:39

ceiling fans like, let

49:43

us know George

49:45

coming this fall, George farming waste

49:47

trainers. We are going to help

49:50

these become the most popular waste

49:52

trainers on all of the Internet. I'm so excited

49:54

to see them. Yes, all

49:57

you need is a couple of those fashion over girls.

50:00

That My running joke on Twitter

50:02

or Instagram two is that I want to just

50:04

get enough followers to where I can be a

50:06

tea influencer right

50:09

now. I've just been striking out, lipped in on boxes

50:11

and putting fit, but I

50:15

want to sell diary and tea and be like, yeah,

50:17

I don't work out at all. It's literally just

50:20

the tea. I don't work out five days

50:22

a week. It's the tea ship

50:24

for hours and hours a day. But

50:27

the tea I don't have to do anything.

50:30

Have you never felt like your intestines were

50:32

just like a wide open freeway. Are

50:34

your intestines not thriving, but somehow

50:37

your booty and titties are. You

50:39

got to drink this tea. That's the key.

50:41

I love it all right, We're gonna take one more break

50:43

and we'll be back with more Lazy Mosely and

50:46

more. My mama told me we

50:58

are back. You

51:02

go, yeah,

51:06

We're back here with more Lacey Mosley

51:08

more. And my mama told me we're still talking

51:10

about them flat tummy tease and the

51:13

difference between between

51:15

a regular flat tummy T and a lift

51:18

and flat tummy T, which is just what Lacey

51:20

uses, but when she crosses out the

51:22

lifting tidle so that she can sell

51:24

it diarrhea to the girls on the internet.

51:27

Yes, the girls need diarrhea.

51:29

Have you ever fallen for it?

51:32

Has there ever been one of those things where like

51:34

you you got trapped in in whatever

51:36

they were offering you. No,

51:39

almost what I did own a waste trainer.

51:41

I will say that I used to wear a waste trainer too. When

51:43

I waited tables. I would wear a waist trainer the whole

51:45

shift. It actually would help with my back, but

51:47

yeah, I would be like, sucked the funk in. Uh,

51:50

you know, just organs just in there, just

51:53

organ pushing together in a way

51:55

that they're not supposed to say,

51:59

you know. But no. I remember I actually

52:01

went to the store and I found fit Tea in a

52:04

Walgreens once, and I love to like Instagram

52:06

stores. I was like, y'all should I buy this? And everyone's

52:08

like no, it's just gonna make you ship for days. I

52:10

was like, that's not fun. You're

52:14

not telling me what them abs don't look like?

52:16

Though, don't Yeah, are the abs

52:18

gonna be cute? Because when I had the flu, like

52:20

I was snatched, I was like, damn,

52:23

like I should just really get the flu more. Maybe

52:25

that's why flucys and is popping. Everybody's like, no, we

52:28

just like to get it people to work

52:30

there, Like I'm trying to get the flu too, I'm trying

52:32

to look good. But also like I don't

52:34

like to talk too much about like the weight loss stuff

52:36

because all of it is a scam and all of it's super

52:39

fat phobic, And I'm like, whatever

52:41

body you like and what you want your body to look

52:43

like, go the fuck off now

52:45

if you would like to ship. Also while

52:48

doing that by my fittee,

52:51

and I think and I think if

52:53

they were being more responsible, they would

52:55

say exactly that, like, look, your

52:58

body, your choice. You should

53:00

feel comfortable the way that you are. There's no

53:02

reason for you to doubt even for a second

53:04

that the way that you're built there's something wrong with

53:06

it that you need to fix it. But

53:09

if you're trying to spend that money and ship

53:11

yourself, I got you. I

53:13

got you. If you would like to make this poor choice

53:16

of uh like straight up vacuuming

53:19

out your intestines, let me

53:21

know we got it for you. Six. Yeah.

53:23

That's the failure of capitalism is that

53:25

it it just doesn't tell you all the

53:27

parts. It's not that we don't have the

53:30

right to sell these things. I think you should have the right

53:32

to sell those things. You should just be a little more transparent

53:34

about what the repercussions and or

53:37

experiences that are going to come out

53:39

of it. And that's what's so bad about

53:41

television is like we've

53:43

cultivated this atmosphere. Like I

53:45

used to think that blonde hair was like a very

53:47

common type of hair, but

53:49

it's actually extremely uncommon. It's

53:52

just like you see a lot of blonde white women

53:54

on television, so you think that there are more than what there

53:56

are. That's the same thing with like skinny

53:58

as women on TV. It's like our country

54:01

is considered overweight in

54:03

some way. It's like, can't we

54:05

just start throwing them up on TV and acting like it's normal,

54:07

because that's what's happening. Whenever

54:10

I see people fat shaming on the internet. I was cooking on their

54:12

profiles and I'm like, come

54:14

on, dog, you yucky? What you knowing?

54:18

It's ok to fad, but like, why are you mad at

54:20

everybody else? For me that Lizzo's

54:23

comments all the time to prepare myself for

54:25

people being mean to me, I was about

54:27

to say, Lizzo, the way people talk

54:29

to Lizzo, I I got sad in

54:31

a way that I can't even go back and check

54:33

on her. It's just like that's

54:35

I try to go and put some positivity and

54:37

I put my legs or whatever. But I always

54:40

think about that because I'm like, the more I work, the more people

54:42

find me on the internet. I'm like, they like me now,

54:44

but they're going to start being meaning to me soon. So I

54:46

read other people's comments to get up for the meaning.

54:48

Well, that's what's crazy. It's like she

54:51

was thriving. She was doing great

54:54

for like a two year period

54:56

where every everything she did we celebrated

54:58

it. We told her how beautiful fool she was.

55:01

She was groundbreaking. Look at you, twerking.

55:03

It jiggles more than the twerks were used

55:05

to, but we love it. Like everything was positive,

55:08

and then as soon as she did something that

55:11

exceeded people's expectations

55:13

for her, they immediately like turned

55:15

her into like some sort of monster

55:18

when it's none of that. It's just a nice lady

55:20

being silly on the internet and making you

55:22

know, good music. That's what

55:24

they do when you rise to fame.

55:26

Remember Tiffany hat Ish, Like, I love

55:29

her. I think she's so nice. Um, I've only interacted

55:31

with her a few times, and she was so sweet and like

55:33

when she was rising up, they were like yeah,

55:36

And as soon as she got real popping, everybody's

55:38

like, we hate you now. And I'm like,

55:40

this keeps happening, especially with black women. Y'all

55:42

gotter lift these queens up or

55:45

just let them let them live. You ain't, I

55:47

don't know, Like I I'm in a space where

55:49

it's like, if at any point this

55:52

is distasteful to you to the point that

55:54

you want to say, just let it live. It

55:56

ain't bugging nobody in

55:58

your group chat. I

56:02

have snarky comments about celebrities

56:04

sometimes, and you know what I do. I send

56:06

it to my cup chat. Yeah, like tag

56:09

the person and be like, I think you have a lazy

56:13

you know, I tell I tell the six

56:16

people I care about most that they have a lazy

56:18

eye, and then we talk about it for hours.

56:20

And I pray that that group chat never becomes

56:23

public because it'll ruin my career and everyone

56:25

else is around me, but for now they're

56:28

the only people that know. That's why I

56:30

start sending voice messages, the ones where

56:32

you can't keep it, Oh, come on with

56:35

the time. Also scam

56:37

tips you can delete Instagram messages

56:39

that you send to people, send a

56:42

message and then stealing back like

56:44

a little invisible inc I love that.

56:46

That's great. Okay, let's play a game.

56:48

I want to play a game with you. And this is a very

56:50

fun game that I like to call.

56:54

Okay,

56:57

this is homemade on oh

57:00

been that bad way up in the way that this game

57:02

works is I'm going to introduce to

57:04

you a fact, a standard true

57:06

fact out in the world, and what I would

57:08

like for you to do is to hotep

57:11

the ship out of it, bringing all the conspiratorial

57:14

crazy that you think you need to

57:16

make this fact feel less

57:18

like a fact and more like something that is

57:20

destructive to the black community

57:23

or the people around it. Okay, got

57:25

it? Great, So you're fact today.

57:28

The US government starting

57:30

in ten stopped

57:33

keeping every tweet but instead

57:36

just now he basically saves a very

57:38

selective amount or certain

57:40

selective group of tweets. But between

57:43

two thousand six in ten,

57:46

the US government saved every

57:48

single public tweet, every

57:50

single one. It's like kept in a database

57:53

somewhere from two thousand six to why

57:57

do you think that is? Hotep that ship

57:59

for me? Make it as homemade

58:01

hotel as you wish.

58:04

So wow, first of all,

58:07

first and foremost given all honor, two

58:09

guys after kings

58:13

and queens. In

58:15

two thousand and six, I want to talk to you

58:17

about a man. I want to talk to you about

58:19

a man whose name is

58:22

Barack Hussein Obama. And

58:25

in two thousand six, this is where he

58:27

really started getting percolate. This

58:29

is when he started percolating. Everybody was

58:31

like, okay, he was an alderman. Now he a

58:33

senator. And look at this black man rise

58:36

like a shooting stark, you know what I mean. People started

58:38

whispering. They're like president,

58:41

you know, and Twitter, Twitter

58:43

knew this, and they saw they

58:46

saw this thing coming right two thousand six,

58:48

right, right, right? Why do you think that? Okay,

58:50

so we're talking two thousands six, President will run two

58:52

thousand seven, right, Okay, so we're talking Obama.

58:55

Wait right, Obama's president. Right,

58:57

everything's black. You know they're worried about

58:59

nick revolt. You know, all things gonna get

59:01

excited is their black leader are gonna come and you

59:03

know it's gonna be too solid of a tour all over again.

59:06

It's gonna be the Haitian Revolution. You know what they thought, like maybe

59:08

nig's gonna get too spicy, so let's just keep

59:10

all of their tweets, right, And that's why

59:13

in seventeen, which is a year after

59:15

Seen which right,

59:19

that's when they stopped saving all the tweets cause

59:21

I was like, we don't even need this. You don't gotta need

59:23

growing office anymore. So now we're just gonna save

59:25

like black Twitter issue. It's

59:27

like, but y'all, black Twitter, we started getting

59:29

a little too organized on Twitter. Now. Yeah, it's jokes

59:32

like navy and jokes, you know, on anybody

59:34

and anybody's circumstance, even when

59:36

we thought was gonna have World War three jokes. But

59:38

but now the government knows about black Twitter

59:41

where we are like, but think about think

59:43

about the last time you saw Wendy tweet.

59:45

Why Wendy tweets so black Windy

59:48

have a mix tape? It's

59:51

all connected. Why does

59:53

Wendy's have a mixtape? Because black people

59:55

like mixtape and whether they sell them out of the trunk

59:57

of their car. The government is trying to get inside

59:59

Joe vehicle. Who hear

1:00:03

you? Where they want you to go? Oh?

1:00:07

Oh there it is there

1:00:09

there, it is ladies and gentlemen.

1:00:11

That's mother complete,

1:00:16

Oh man, that you you brought

1:00:18

up a lot of powerful ship here. You're

1:00:20

saying that there's a real possibility

1:00:23

that they started tracking every single tweet

1:00:25

as a way of containing this nigger

1:00:28

revolution that was building in relation

1:00:30

or potentially building in relation to Barack

1:00:32

Obama. And then as soon as he was out

1:00:34

of office, they no longer needed to collect

1:00:36

all of those tweets because they had all the information

1:00:39

and documentation that they needed. And

1:00:41

for some reason, Wendy's is connected

1:00:43

to all of that you did. You did all the

1:00:45

things that a hotep is meant to do.

1:00:49

Why are the patties square? Uh? Now?

1:00:51

There it is because in

1:00:53

a box, the

1:00:57

key to being a good hotep is and like

1:00:59

you said, thank God, and then

1:01:02

and then really connected to a bunch of things that

1:01:04

are nonsensical while making a

1:01:06

few really good points perfect.

1:01:08

Why is when they slogan fresh and never frozen,

1:01:11

what a black people like to be fresh? Fresh?

1:01:13

Why pontificate

1:01:16

on that? Kings and Queens, listen, I'm

1:01:18

thinking about it, and I know my listeners at

1:01:20

home are also thinking about it, probably in

1:01:23

different ways than we anticipated, but they're

1:01:25

thinking about it. A

1:01:27

lot of tr Dictionary of vocabulary

1:01:30

and stop putting two

1:01:32

and three together. Exactly. Well,

1:01:34

Lazy, I think we did it. You nailed it.

1:01:37

You nailed being on the podcast. What

1:01:39

a great guest. Could you tell all the people where

1:01:41

they can find you, what cool ship you have going

1:01:43

on? Yes, Kings and Queens,

1:01:48

don't break characters, stay in it. Don't let me ruin

1:01:51

it. Go ahead, Kings and Queens.

1:01:54

The opressional Hebrew is realed. Y'all

1:01:59

can find me at D D

1:02:01

A l A c I Diva Lacey on

1:02:03

all platforms, and if

1:02:05

you'd like to listen to my podcast, which is about

1:02:08

robbery and comedy, that's

1:02:10

that scam got a spot on all platforms.

1:02:12

M Lazy mostly so funny.

1:02:15

I'll also feel free to follow me

1:02:17

on all the platforms. I'm not gonna

1:02:19

do it in character. This is my personality

1:02:22

all the time. And also, please, I

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would love for you to send me drops or potential

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conspiracy theories that you believe, and

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specifically, if you want to send voice memos,

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there's a possibility that we would unpack

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them on episodes in the future, so

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please send all those to uh my Mama

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pot at gmail dot com

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and otherwise, get the funk out of here

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by

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owasly

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money. Rcually do many

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turnkey stuff. I can't

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tell me nothing, my lo