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LYRICS

Verse 1

'Yes you can take my plate’

‘Tell me how was your day?’

‘Douse me in water cos baby you’re hot’

These are all things that I wanna say

The food here is really good

And it’s cool that you serve it too

Ride the ski lift with me to the mountains peak

Cos there’s something that I need to do

Prechorus

Man your smile send shivers down my spine

It’s been six days and you’re toeing that line

Chorus

That twenty-something vixen

has got me skiing blind

Cos as I’m racing down the slope

she’s racing through my mind

She’s cleaning glasses while we’re falling on our asses

This is one skit trip I’ll never forget

Cos she’s the hottest waitress I’ve ever met!

I’ve ever met.

Guitar solo

Ah ah yeah

Ah ah yeah

Bridge

Her eyes they penetrate me

Her skinny jeans really do it for me

And her hair is black and silky

And she’s got a piercing

Yeah

Chorus

That twenty-something vixen

has got me skiing blind

Cos as I’m racing down the slope

she’s racing through my mind

She’s cleaning glasses while we’re falling on our asses

This is one skit trip I’ll never forget

Cos she’s the hottest waitress I’ve ever met!

I’ve ever met.

With a face like that

There’s no way you’re not taken

But that’s cool

Cos you make kick-ass bacon

(Left) Coffee, toast and eggs and steak burgers. Pies and chips. Chicken wedges fish and chips and Spag Bol. Spam and dips

(Right) Coffee, toast and eggs and steak. Burgers soup and pies and ???

The food you make is bitchin’

Now get back in the kitchen

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