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This is a global player original

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podcast.

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Hello,

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and welcome to the bonus episode of

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my purpose goes to meet at me. Bogue Williams,

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Angeline McNally.

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At Johan,

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something came to my attention this week. So and I

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I don't know if it's true. And because you're more of a

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bookworm than I am, I would like

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to ask you about it. So You

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know the way I'm obsessed with that Colleen

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Hoover author? Yes.

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Someone said to me those books are aimed at teenagers,

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and I'm mortified. I can't get enough of them. Is

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that my is that my age range for, like,

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for eating? I

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don't actually I don't know because I've never read

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any for stuff. So I don't know if it's kind

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of teen fiction or not. But I do know, I have seen a

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lot of women our age reading them.

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I'm absolutely obsessed with them. But

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also, I don't think any of that stuff matters. Like,

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I also reading Harry Potter and stuff. Do you know what

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I mean? Once you're not sitting there to try and read and

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papa pig, I think your grunts.

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I couldn't I mean Harry Potter is too

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long for me. I do look at a book and I'm like,

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no, too long. Too long. And I

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was read something in this book called Chantaram. Have

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you seen how long that is? Yeah.

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It's huge. Have

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you read it? Is that is that the old is that

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is that in alarm while it's yeah. I remember

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going around at

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the time. I don't think I ever read it, to be honest.

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I know everyone withiness. It's

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quite daunting. I might

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stick to my little romance kind of novel

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things. I was thinking I'd love to start

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like a kind of a I mean, this isn't a new idea. I

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think everyone does it like a digital

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book club. to get

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me back into reading books. I've gone very bad.

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And I love a good recommendation. And

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then we're all like, folk, we should do it, and then we're reading

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them together, and we could talk about the book. Do you know what

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I mean? Well, I told you to read that

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you have to read that Colleen hoover book.

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I'm telling you. It ends

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with us. Everyone, I gave it as a recommendation on

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this and loads people have me ever say they've read it. So maybe

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we should do a digital book club

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and, like, talk about it, like, not for ages

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on the part in case people don't wanna hear about it.

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We should do a little random of what book we

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read. I

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think we should. I think it'd be fun. And I give

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give give us a sense of camaraderie. Let's

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gather them. Thank

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you. What do you want? We feel very

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intelligent as well. Sweet. That's

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fantastic. We'll start with

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Anna Barry. I was gonna say.

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There's

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a great book I read about

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these two kids and they find his haste in

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the woods covered in sweets. And

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then they go away and write My

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sense. Great. got a laugh from it, to be honest.

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Yeah. I got a laugh from that book. Okay.

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That's agreed actually. Oh, I know I

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know another good book. Jump for the stars.

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Why don't we read that? Oh, for

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god. Oh, shit. This is what this is

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now. Who works

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for the babe books? What am I thought Carter pay

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her book? Maybe we could start with him. The

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hungry caterpillar. Yes.

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Let's start there. I haven't read in a while. Let's

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go small. I have to build myself up to

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jump for the stars, to be honest. Why

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don't I hear I hear I I hear I find

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it's amazingly surprising. Did I what did

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I say? What did they say? What did they what did they lie?

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What's what's fraud? Did they come in the back of that

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book? Supra

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have you even have you even supported

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your friend

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at Ball, what did the jump for the stars? It's a very well

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read book. People love it. The kids are loving us.

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Market. My

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kids and other people's kids who have mailed

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me

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about the book. Are you saying you want me to buy the

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book? You want me to buy the book to support you? I just do

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you want me to buy the book fortune. Buy

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the book to support me. Okay? I will. I

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will.

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You're right. I will. I'll do a real about it.

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Do a real about it. Do a real. Reals

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perform. No pictures. I don't want a picture. I

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want a real. I'll be

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ball and crime, but like, those were terrifying experience

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of my life. Okay.

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That's getting I think that we should talk about

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this book of idea. See, you know what I'd

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love to read? I'd love to start reading Row Dow's

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books again.

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rolled out.

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Rolled out.

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Big time. He I find him faster,

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and he used to write but there was obviously a bit of

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controversy with him when he died. but

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he used to fast he used to go, he had to

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shed it in his garden and he'd go out and

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he put a tray across his lap and he used

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to write his book in pencil and he'd like

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robate lines, and then write

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it again. Imagine imagine

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them to write a book with a pencil and a pen. Imagine

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her.

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Like, I don't think I'd even know how to write there

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if I took a pen to my hand. That's

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my if you have two books and say out under your

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name, that's insane. You're an

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author. Do you want an author?

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When I type them up tonight. Do you think I

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sat there with a pen and wrote them? I

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actually, you know us. And like, I haven't even I

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haven't looked into it yet, but I would love

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to write like my little teen

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row romance novels. I've loads of

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ideas on my head. I haven't I haven't put pen

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to paper yet. I'll probably get I'll probably have a

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trilogy I before Johan released her

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book. Probably

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will. Do you know what I thought? I thought you know what you

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do because you you because you sell

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so well. Right. And you're kind of

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like a mom entrepreneur. Is that what

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they call them?

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She'd

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go in to we should go in. Get a

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fucking

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guy this writer. Right? I tell

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them if a couple of ideas.

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buying out a line of kind of teenage

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fiction books that got made in some

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movies. read. Yeah. I

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thought fiction. I would

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let you you could be one of the actors

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in one

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of my things. k?

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Kind of you, Vogue. Thank you.

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Joe, you can't.

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Oh, jeez. Okay.

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On to emails, Johan. I promised Johan

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Dorella Perez to number to in this book,

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please. She's really holding on to it. It's a big break

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for her. Okay.

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So we have got Okay.

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Hi, ladies. I'm a fairly new listener, and I'm making

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my way through episodes at a rate of knots.

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I have a story to rival folks and write

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her brother walking in a Christ, so

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remind me those. My boyfriend and I

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went on holiday with his family a few years

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ago were not together anymore. We were

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all staying in a block of ramsecs each other. We

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could easily pop in and out of each other. when we're

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getting ready and making drinks or whatever. We

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were both getting ready to go out for dinner when we started

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having sex and we knew we'd have to be quick otherwise

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we'd be late. My boyfriend introduced

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his grandad to this room he'd

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bought from JC Free.

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I'm turn I'm turned on. Are you turned

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on?

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And

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he's really taken a liking to it. You

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can tell what happened next. His granddaughter opens

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the tour saying, where is more of that room

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then? he locked eyes at the pair of us and

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froze and said, I'm very sorry both

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of you. I won't give you too many details, but it's

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enough to say that he literally couldn't have seen more of me

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if he tried. he

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was so apologetic for the rest of the

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holiday. Oh my god. So that is so

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embarrassing. The eye contact. He locked eyes

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at the door of them. That's That's too many

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eyes. Do you know what I mean? It's too it's too many

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eyes. Do you know what? I'm actually touched

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what I haven't really walked in on that many people

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haven't sex just too.

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It's awful. It's an awful time.

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It's

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so disgusting and honestly, I

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forgot. that one of my a

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guy was going out with his sister walking in and off. I

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totally forgot about that till now.

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Oh, god. What what and what way were

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you situated? we were

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conscious gotten stuck in on the bat. But

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like like just normal missions,

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you can get away at missions. Yeah. I don't

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think there was that, and I don't think there was I don't think that

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there was, like, any spine puddles hanging from the rear

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front, and I think it was kind of pretty basic. You

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hadn't been gifted them yet. Where where is

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my spine puddle? Where is it? Don't worry

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about it, folk. Don't worry about

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it. Okay?

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Drop the spine

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cuddles. I'm giving him to OTTO

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for his eighteenth. Bye

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bye.

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To answer something. Alright. I wanna

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talk about this because like I

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I actually, to be honest, I

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started the jump suits. You didn't

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even wear

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a jump suit before I had worn

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the jump suits. I did. Agree.

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I did wear jumpsuits. I just didn't happen to wear I

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just style yours for the tour, the pink one.

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No. Excuse me. He wear wearing

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jumpsuits before I had that orange. Well, that was first

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foray into jump suits really.

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Excuse me. You're completely wrong.

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I was wearing jump suits on stage in

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fucking twenty eighteen.

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Yeah. Well, I was my first chat show.

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Well, I was wearing jumpsuits from the age

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of thirteen. k. I

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own Lauren and the jumpsuits. I was

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pushed state of my mother's womb in

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a jumpsuit. My sack, my

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fetal sack -- Your -- your army arctic jumpsuit.

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My army arctic sack was

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shaped like a jumpsuit. So

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So everyone, Johan, doesn't own

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jumpsuits. I swear anytime I wear a

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jumpsuits, I get trolled out of

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it, like, asking why I've taken Johan's

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clothes. and I've just got myself three,

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three. No, there's some three new jumpsuits.

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And they're mine, not hers. Anyway,

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hi, Joanna Vogue. I had experienced this week and

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I feel they need to share it with you. I

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blamed Johan for us. So we all know Johan

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loves her pink

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jumpsuits. My pink jumpsuits.

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I saw his son part of his I was a

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father and I bought myself the teal one. feeling

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like a goddess I wore to my friends, baby's

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first birthday party. As I arrived at the venue

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having to take my shoes off, I went to find the toilet.

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I undid the little tie and unzipped and

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shimmy did the jumpsuit. remembering how

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impractical they are. I did my business just to

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wait and started to get dressed. I noticed that

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my sleep oh, no. My sleep

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felt heavy, then I realized it was wet,

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unwormed, I pissed on my

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sleeve. Yeah.

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They're a bit dangerous like that.

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Yeah. I actually don't think that there's

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anything really got wrong with this. I

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didn't even The only the only the

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only the other night in south end on

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sea, did

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I perform with the with the

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cuff covered in your

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Here. So if

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you match you on and there's a strong scent

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of ammonia, you know she's just

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pissed herself again.

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Yeah. That's why we're all the pomegranate noir.

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Yeah. The dead dot. Yeah. You're

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you're the yeah. Sometimes and

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it is it is it is incredibly annoying.

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You have to keep an eye on the sleeves because they

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do tend to travel

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into this horse.

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Yeah. There's

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nothing worse than it was something. I remember I sat down on

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the toilet and I was absolutely deranged

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on it. It was it was at some event

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years ago. And the toilet

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seat was down, and I haven't noticed because I

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was so drunk and literally pearson

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obviously where

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That's so funny. And stories

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like this are why I will not be getting

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my children into any schools over

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here. Okay.

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Skid. The kids are gonna be head schooled and

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bottoms up. Hi,

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Vuj and Joanna. I heard this

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story about the two minute siders during the wax

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and knew it was my time to send my

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story. I booked in a

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wax in a shopping center. and we're halfway through in the

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girl's phone rang. She apologized, but said she

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should answer, and she wouldn't be wrong.

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Turns out, it was her mom phoning her to say that her cast

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had been hit by a car. It was very sad

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and awkward. she took ten minutes or

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so to compose herself, oh, while I was

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sat waiting with no pants on.

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Eventually, she resumed the job, put

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hadn't stopped crying fact, the

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war she carried on, the worst the tears

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got. She was apologizing through

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gasping songs, and I just tried to make polite

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and comforting conversation about how

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I was sure it was a very instant and

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painless death. Once she'd finished when I was

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dressed, I offered her a hug, and she fully took me up

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with a proper snap crying into my shoulder

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and holding on tight. that's

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death risk. That's terrible,

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but look, let the last one here be Dunkin'

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and decent don't

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yourself in a shopping center. That's, like, going for

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a bypass at the bottom of a shopping center just

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down till she goes to

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a What goes for a reputable clinic? I'm not

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gonna have you fucking a boy and hot

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lollipop sticks, stoker myself at the bottom of a

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sharpened pendant. What I

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will say to you, my last one was different. Don't

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buy cats. They all get knocked over. when

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have you ever met a cap that didn't die from

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being knocked over? Very unusual. Don't

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love anything. Don't attach yourself to anything. Don't

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have any feelings and don't think about anything. That's that's

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the message. Yeah. We forgot about that.

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Stop

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thinking. I'm not well this

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week. But I am going

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on tour.

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She certainly

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she certainly is. I'm

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still on tour.

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Three

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more Bicker Street to another office.

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Get in

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there quickly. They're not on till

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next year, so love at

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the time. That would say that

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that would be a fantastic Christmas present

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idea, John. I just don't even think of

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myself. What a perfect Christmas present time

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would be? Jinko Bals

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Jinko Bals, etcetera, etcetera.

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Thank you

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everyone for listening. We'll see you at the

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Apollo.

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May May May March third? Twenty

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twenty

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three. I'll be

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there.