Do you miss the days of old time radio? No? Too f&*king bad, buster, that's what you're getting. Decades ago, Detective Mystery Jones was shamed into obscurity after failing to apprehend his greatest enemy. Now, 30 years later, the new playground private eye in town, young Investigator Chrissy, brings him back into the mystery-solving game. Together, they solve the heinous and dangerous crimes that take place each and every week at Brower Elementary. Get ready, because your ears are about to cry.