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1:19

as in anticipation. You hold on

1:22

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1:24

and bad Bodegas the mean is

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1:30

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1:36

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1:54

After the tragic death of that engineer

1:56

days while have the power station trying

1:58

to bring the monorail. online a

2:00

group of intrepid explorers meet a

2:03

mysterious stranger but a

2:05

struggle with the treacherous Alistair Biggins

2:07

has left the party separated will

2:10

they escape who

2:12

knows you hear

2:15

a splash somewhere

2:18

else in the place it

2:20

is almost pitch

2:23

black where you are you can just

2:25

really high up above you make out

2:27

the lights up from where

2:29

you fell from hmm how far up

2:33

and pretty far not so far that

2:35

you'd be dead but yeah I would

2:37

say you fell into some

2:40

kind of like sluice way and you

2:42

have got can like drag into a

2:44

secondary area where you are yeah

2:47

easily sort of like up to your chest in water a

2:50

little bit higher on there any like gangways or anything

2:53

that we can use to climb out it

2:55

looks really high up and you're surrounded by these like

2:57

large sort of like turbine generator

3:00

type things that look

3:03

like they plunge much deeper into the ground but

3:05

it's water's winging

3:07

around them cooling them down you

3:10

don't exactly know where the exit would be from here

3:13

you although you've been to this

3:15

facility you probably don't know the exact layout of

3:17

the machinery or governs based on the

3:19

job that you had before I know

3:22

TAN have you ever shot

3:24

a gun before no

3:27

I'm just a sentient strand of

3:29

DNA you

3:33

do you think that really like yeah

3:37

I was made by in self-scientist to

3:39

teach you about dinosaurs when's

3:42

the last time you took that suit off what

3:45

suit this is my skin

3:48

it's not your skin I

3:50

was made to teach you

3:53

about dinosaurs no

3:56

no I was

3:58

made to teach you Casper,

4:02

about down the socks. I'm

4:07

going to try and... As

4:10

you go to lift it, you hear... Aaargh!

4:12

Aargh! You

4:15

hear a snarl.

4:19

Somewhere in the dark, just as you're going to

4:21

raise the head off this mascot

4:23

costume, there's a snarl in

4:25

the dark and the flashing of water.

4:28

I'm going to slap his hand away

4:30

and I'm going to immediately take one

4:32

of the vials that I took from my room, which

4:34

is full of Allosaurus urine, and I'm just

4:36

going to dispense it on both of them.

4:42

Oh, God! Many

4:46

smaller predators are scared of the urine of

4:48

other predators thinking they're in their territory and

4:51

in danger. How did you

4:53

get this? You don't want to know!

4:58

Yeah, you can still hear

5:00

the splashing around. But... Many

5:05

of the larger dinosaurs can be milked for

5:07

various fluids. Oh,

5:09

no! Well...

5:14

I... Yeah,

5:19

I mean, what are you planning to do? You can hear

5:21

some... We're literally just going to

5:23

do that in an attempt to keep it away

5:25

from us, for long enough for us to make

5:27

our way out. So I'm going to basically now

5:29

try and keep Casper above

5:31

the waterline so that the smell doesn't come

5:34

off him. That's great. Because

5:38

I think probably my suit has soaked enough as well. And

5:40

then just Wade thinking

5:44

that if we've come down, there

5:47

must be a further down that we can

5:49

go, or at least a way out following

5:51

this water. Right, yeah. It must be going

5:53

somewhere. Probably the lake, we

5:55

would assume. But there must

5:57

be a way out into, at least outside from

5:59

here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

6:01

I want some kind of dice roll on

6:04

that either. I just like the nice story.

6:07

Yeah. Boo.

6:11

Boo. I'm

6:13

going to play the game. There's

6:15

stuff that happened. There's a rumble in the

6:17

ground. There is a heavy

6:19

rumble in the ground if you're going to boo. All

6:23

right, I'm going to boo. There's

6:25

a heavy rumbling again coming from

6:28

the island. It

6:36

feels like these

6:39

tremors are getting significantly worse than

6:41

they were before. And

6:45

at that moment, so

6:47

you guys are looking for an exit. We'll kind of cut back

6:49

to that. We'll go

6:51

back upstairs. I get

6:54

a medicine roll from Natasha

6:56

to see if you can handle

6:58

your stomach. Okay. Time to

7:00

treat wound. I

7:03

got six. So

7:06

eight. I got

7:08

eight. Okay. So without

7:10

the proper equipment. Why do you do

7:12

a first aid kit? I do a first

7:15

aid kit. But it's

7:17

a better roll for me. We're using clever. Is

7:20

a first aid kit good for whacking out a knife?

7:23

Good to stop the bleeding. Yeah.

7:25

So basically it's not going to clear

7:28

the injury that you once

7:30

again, you need better stuff. But

7:34

yeah, you kind of manage to bandage yourself up. You're

7:37

not going to die from this wound,

7:39

but another wound. It's

7:41

going to finish me off. And I've got

7:43

to tell you a story with no strange

7:45

man I just met. I

7:48

pulled my fat of my tummy. I told you about

7:50

how I like to blow off steam back home

7:53

in my country. Inside.

7:57

This crazy woman is just so matter of

7:59

fact. About horrible things. It's

8:03

very difficult to decide which animal you use

8:05

for experimentations and such. So often we play

8:07

Russian Roulette with gorilla. No. That is how

8:10

I like to blow off steam so far.

8:12

I am good. I did get shot in

8:14

head once. It was fine. I

8:16

did not take paracetamol. I am not pussy. That's

8:20

how I like to blow off steam. Like

8:22

whip the knife out. What is your

8:24

name? I forget. Please

8:27

tell me your thought of a name. You

8:31

can call me John. John, nice

8:33

to meet you. I call you Sluice John.

8:36

You can hear that noise. No,

8:38

no, no, no. I am

8:40

doing it right now. So

8:42

what is going on? I need character

8:45

work. Are we just

8:47

glossing over the fact that you forced gorillas

8:49

to play Russian Roulette? Maybe they are. My

8:51

answer is very normal. Do

8:53

they understand? They

8:55

cry. I do

8:57

not want to do it for them. I do not understand.

9:00

One of them weeps from Dead Father. Very sad. That

9:04

doesn't sound fun at all. It

9:06

is. There is not much else to do. As

9:09

you are being told the story

9:12

about gorilla Russian Roulette, you finally

9:14

pull the switch and with like

9:16

a chong, chong, chong. The

9:18

lights come on in this place and

9:22

everything is now illuminated. You

9:26

can loosely hear in the distance that

9:29

there are sirens going off, alarm bells

9:31

ringing. Power

9:34

has been restored to the

9:36

facility. You have

9:39

got things back online. You

9:43

have managed to restore power to

9:45

the morrow. You are just going to

9:47

have to get back there. Because

9:50

I got an 8, what

9:53

condition is my stab wound

9:55

in now? Oh, okay. You know if

9:57

you can get some more medical

9:59

supplies. You need something more advanced than you have

10:01

from your I guess you stitch it up. Yes Yeah,

10:05

okay, so I'm I am I do

10:07

I so I have one injury. Yeah, but

10:09

it's slightly better now What's the difference now that I've

10:11

done that so the injury isn't

10:13

healed? But now if you can find

10:16

the necessary equipment to suture the

10:18

wound then you can cross that injury

10:20

off But until you find

10:23

that then you won't be able to and

10:25

you'll still be injured We've

10:27

kind of You

10:33

would you would just have kept the injury

10:35

and you would have no way to heal

10:38

it This is just giving you if you

10:40

can find it then you can cross

10:42

that injury Yeah

10:53

We'll go back over to Casper and

10:55

Dino D a n and you

10:58

just managed to make it to sort of like

11:00

a stairwell and then the

11:03

Order lights come on. Hmm and you

11:06

can see that there is a dinosaur

11:10

That has been stalking you in this

11:12

water, but it's been keeping its distance.

11:15

It couldn't It thought

11:17

of Elsa an hour source down here was the

11:19

what kind of your ended use? Allosaurus you it

11:21

thought the vowels It

11:24

could smell like a big

11:26

like big primetime predator. Mm-hmm.

11:29

But yeah, this is some

11:32

kind of raptor a Slightly

11:34

more aquatic one. No, what

11:37

was that? Who's

11:39

the cool guy the dialophosaurus? Dialophosaurus

11:42

is the frilled one that spits.

11:44

Yeah. Oh the one that kills

11:46

Newman from science. Yeah, Nedry That's

11:48

it Nedry. I'm a toilet. No

11:52

No, the nerdy hacker guys Right,

11:57

yes, yes, yes be all The

11:59

lights. Come on, you hear

12:01

a splash, you turn back and

12:03

there's a dial. Thesaurus stood there,

12:05

a laws sort of raptor sale

12:08

dinosaur and it instantly slave out.

12:10

It's big fan like frills around

12:12

and head and who returned with

12:14

you Now that realizes that you

12:16

guys are not and allosaurus and

12:18

that actually. Your. Potential

12:21

prey. On you guys!

12:23

Ah. That's the in

12:25

trouble in tell a guy. Can.

12:28

I sue to put the gun we're

12:30

gonna come down on giving away like

12:32

are going to rummage around even find

12:35

it is it got a gun issue

12:37

will go to those who to root

12:39

me Good place you can off suiting

12:41

is Danes are like any other placing

12:43

his veins of but I'm happy views

12:45

of fire ago and I did. You

12:47

find a means to scare it with

12:49

the gun sounds like less risky lower

12:52

elo Europe without as during those are.

12:58

You. An associate with the gum make

13:00

a fight role Amused weapon See

13:02

apostles this guy so nice What

13:05

he role. As

13:07

says, five plus ones. That

13:11

are was offense is it

13:13

was us. Isn't the Us

13:15

economy poisoning same thing and

13:17

finance isn't sung by. This

13:19

isn't a one with up

13:22

to the thing an anime

13:24

lock icon gonna and say

13:26

this I think can't remember

13:28

her sister so. On

13:31

on this earth I. Am

13:36

so seen her since

13:38

the since. You get one

13:41

final heroic acts and that you

13:43

die. Oh.

13:48

Oh you're outta commission. I am unable to do

13:50

anything. Real tax will survive if others can do

13:52

you have of the island. I can bring

13:54

about life and weaknesses. sides. Epa

14:02

Earth. Can

14:07

be good for that. I said this

14:09

kinda kinda I green in your situation

14:11

the was the best to go the

14:14

a death but in this situation it

14:16

audience I am I your story. Or

14:19

what? Are

14:22

you an eye on him when

14:24

he could be any child and

14:26

younger? Yes we did most of

14:28

his. I decided it is around

14:30

a my benefit Us: yeah yeahs

14:32

us off assault Powell was at

14:34

home out the goes out food

14:36

while. The title of the Source Greeks

14:38

and then. And

14:41

square in the face. Of

14:44

coming up your eyes your know your

14:46

mouth and I'll be telling voters who

14:48

is decreasing do is it is is

14:50

is of go means something dummy and

14:52

trachea thing is like it has my

14:54

poor like a mild burning I think

14:57

he was like it's meant to see

14:59

is not like acid but it's months

15:01

of his employees and think say I

15:03

am I think it is meant to

15:05

be. Lucky. Yeah it

15:07

was burned on compact so it

15:09

was Put things off yeah like

15:11

skunks brag mode and resisting Arbel

15:13

to be. I picked something a

15:16

bit like. You remember

15:18

towed in the first X Men movie? Whether

15:21

you like to go me they'd like,

15:23

but he's. Like. You all

15:25

oh so I'm in the worst

15:27

time. Of: you're not dead, but

15:30

absolutely interesting. Your eyes swollen up. Can

15:34

I just really quickly like

15:36

a strong from inside my.

15:40

Suit. And I just going to put it through.

15:43

Some. Of the gunk into his mouth, we can

15:45

at least breeds them. Oh yeah, you cove you

15:47

can see that you can keep him alive. Yup.

15:49

But you. He's. Struggling

15:51

unable to do anything, Amazon of

15:53

Source is. Like

15:56

lowering them, getting into a

15:58

crowd to teach. It isn't

16:00

water guests. Can I have a

16:02

rummage to see if I have.

16:06

A taser? Food? Yeah. really

16:08

nice. Tell me how about

16:10

work? At by

16:13

eye rolls or or or clever

16:15

that the ten. Am

16:17

this is my holder ability it says his

16:19

couch, many of things on the island key

16:21

cause and Coke bottles through our source here

16:23

and cetera, you might just have the right

16:25

thing on Ten plus. You.

16:28

Do have the thing or something similar enough

16:30

Gray? yeah yeah yeah you tell me some

16:32

Iraqis I'm going to read but in a

16:35

got to stay there and I'm just

16:37

gonna fuck my Preston the freezer bag to

16:39

get down. made with a bit the

16:41

gunk from the dial up a source in

16:43

I always hang on I'm just gonna

16:45

throw it into the water. okay on an

16:48

eye on minimum says Qu said it

16:50

just so different from for time Yeah okay

16:52

though that sounds great. Service of these

16:54

is Brigham and like attained. This is like

16:56

a like a dyno prods like. The

16:58

significance of bits on t a bit

17:00

heavier voltage the mom what seems like

17:02

a minute right about that attacked him

17:04

than like of emphasis. On

17:08

a day of your one a novel

17:10

roll from here like Iran yeah whole

17:12

something to then get out of here.

17:14

I'm gonna give you a another bonus

17:16

of like an extra flock to of

17:18

whatever you're rolling because you've. Alexa

17:20

cute at the start of a source playing it

17:22

is i'm about to i Camelot still run then

17:24

I guess on Apostate. At

17:27

that is an eleven when writing.

17:30

And yeah, you know, Cause

17:33

of thin and to say

17:35

thank God has it as

17:37

if. You

17:40

make it to a safe location.

17:42

Oh if you want. Or.

17:45

If needed to choose this all you can

17:47

just go back to your last. oh we

17:49

know exactly where the other people. yeah

17:51

i'm should be you have bases run

17:53

up the laws can concrete staircase that

17:55

looks like a defense even v downs

17:57

the bowels of the building but you

17:59

know Up above is where the doctor

18:01

walked. I think I stopped sort of

18:03

in the crossroads as they're sort of arguing over

18:05

all of the machinery. And I've just stopped in

18:08

the like there's a turn that goes to my

18:10

little layer. There's you guys looking

18:12

away and you'll probably just turn around and

18:15

see me just go. Did you know

18:17

that the dialophosaurus can spit a

18:19

sort of secretion that causes burning

18:21

and incapacitation? So

18:24

you can be the

18:26

absolutely mangled Casper

18:29

and this kid is like they're breathing

18:31

through a straw. They are choking, having...

18:35

If left untreated, it can cause paralysis

18:37

or even death. OK, you give me

18:39

Casper. Fix him. Fix him quick. Give

18:41

me child. Come on, give it to

18:44

me. Right. Anyone have corrosive acid? No.

18:47

OK, we choose different method than I try. We

18:51

fight the acid with more acid. Burn

18:54

it off. Pour alkaline

18:56

on it first. But

18:58

I bring back from the brink, which

19:01

means I get to tell you a lovely story about them.

19:04

I love funny stories. It's

19:10

a terrific story. It's so, so

19:12

horrific. All right, I do roll and

19:15

I tell you about the Hunger Games. We

19:17

did with the hippo. No,

19:19

no, no, not hippo. I tell you about when

19:21

someone miraculously pulls through while I roll

19:23

a six. Not so good. As

19:26

it is 1993... When you rolled a six?

19:29

No. You've got clever

19:31

too, right? Eight. OK, right.

19:33

We'll get to that. OK,

19:39

tell us about what you're doing. As

19:42

is 1993, saved by the bell, very popular.

19:44

Everyone wants to look like Zach Morris. Back

19:49

in my hometown, it's very hard

19:51

to get hold of Zach Morris' hair. So

19:53

I take the man off a horse and

19:55

I put it on another man's scalp. It's

19:58

not you're not supposed to do that. There be

20:00

massive, Very costly. Ah, Madame almost

20:03

died. Ah, I

20:05

see him. Everything's. Fine,

20:07

everything's price He very miraculously pulled

20:09

through for the bless. The

20:12

dead now may have ravaged by,

20:14

right? Going overseas,

20:16

Halsey where the Upper Mississippi neither are

20:18

not a pussy. but it's passage. Is

20:22

a see this as an ally as a

20:24

child. Is this

20:26

I wrote. Seven Nine. Eat it.

20:28

If this is right, the a multi we need to

20:31

get it costs. Of the

20:33

injury. Okay, he's

20:35

I saying you.

20:37

You need to get him. As for

20:40

new term. To the

20:42

medical facility for you in you

20:44

need something more. With

20:47

that, we can both. Are you

20:49

know how and more mildly

20:51

of us that is dragging

20:54

while I'm around? The whole

20:56

time I'm. Be a

20:58

hurry for him. But the strangest. I'm.

21:01

Kind of staring at in disbelief. It's

21:03

a shaking my head being like no

21:05

no no no no that's this is

21:07

not how. So you know that

21:09

the some it looks like they're struggling.

21:11

I'm view know where the medical facility

21:13

has he been to and fro miss

21:15

Island? Move on as a you probably

21:17

have a way. That. You know

21:20

how to get over to. Obviously

21:22

the lake because the last time you have

21:24

seen you have over the man now you'll

21:26

hear. Oh. There's

21:29

are like jeeps that those staff used

21:31

to get around the like back side

21:34

of the facilities to like to engineer

21:36

type go to. Power. Stations

21:38

and the maintenance areas we have. You

21:40

can honestly say those no other vehicles

21:42

on the islands as to Auburn. By

21:46

it was my something and I'll say it may or

21:48

may not have been true. I've

21:50

I'll give you a the Sillier

21:52

again as a small tray. Like

21:55

that was and like at a children's part

21:57

of the homeless. I'm on a motorway. They're

22:00

going to the Minnow Rail.

22:09

A sammich amazon when the

22:12

last four. Months?

22:15

Okay, well. I

22:17

know enough. About. By

22:21

yeah if you have the mineral do

22:24

you feel silly of refer. To

22:27

this whole Li said yeah oh what's it

22:29

was a little like kids going on her

22:31

birthday and it goes round like this as

22:33

it is. Ma'am I'm I'm yeah, I just

22:35

as I. Lived there are affected our

22:38

that seems a and you splash one

22:40

person says hustle train car and yeah

22:42

yeah the is an eye on year

22:44

by think this is come exists themes

22:46

and biblical a computer goes over. Nice

22:48

to go through the lake through like

22:50

com or and see mode minute. Ride

22:55

on in the some dangerous and

22:57

I have our finest with unselfish

22:59

aka make most of and at

23:01

a level that capital plesiosaur like

23:03

the a source for. Here are

23:05

my characters: Like super motivated

23:07

to make sure Casper doesn't die.

23:09

so I'm gonna. Do. Modest,

23:12

Get everyone on them on a minnow.

23:14

rails okay. set another something. To

23:19

save or you'll have the The Father. Lives

23:22

Business. As

23:25

you thought tearing out of this

23:27

building the grounds begins to sate.

23:30

Even more, oh rumbling

23:32

and thundering and you

23:34

make it up above

23:36

above ground. And.

23:40

Oh. You. Can see like

23:42

smoke kind of filling the sky.

23:44

And. It looks like it's

23:46

coming from the volcano, but instead of there

23:48

being somewhat of a red light or something,

23:51

There. Is a very bright.

23:53

Purple. Like to both. It. And.

23:56

Through. This like there is sort of might

23:59

name. Walking around

24:01

this place. And.

24:04

Sort. Of as the lightning strikes the

24:06

grounds of. All. Like you see

24:08

these flashes in the sky. Like. For

24:11

seconds you see what looked

24:13

like a zeppelin. Appeal

24:15

and then disappears. You

24:18

see a very kind

24:20

of a futuristic a

24:23

multi storey. A

24:25

plane that don't like anything that

24:27

exists in Nineteen Ninety Three. It.

24:31

Is. Actually one.

24:35

But anyway, The next Harrys

24:37

of the Minnow Rail who the I

24:39

ever was apparently have a thought. The

24:41

next to the super Super Secret. Oh

24:43

mainframe area control part to the kids

24:45

would normally that's like this: a door

24:47

was locked in their stuff. Entry only

24:50

right? Okay, maybe that stuck there the

24:52

time and us for them at the

24:54

early I'm at. a man I'm around

24:56

yeah. like a railway Steaks to have

24:58

a bill or a turntable? yeah like

25:00

and some of the same can identify

25:02

with that. I guess I. Got

25:05

the power of I thought right? Yeah, are you needed

25:07

down from Seattle that on the ground? He

25:10

went for a swim. Yes, yes that.

25:12

So we did. So it did. I

25:14

guess you guys all pile into

25:17

these polls for the Minnow rail

25:19

and yeah you go underneath the

25:21

water does. Oh as a beautiful

25:23

is it like the most a

25:26

soul is that the big you

25:28

know that big picture see one

25:30

day he swimming around having a

25:32

great time that like our five

25:34

permitted this is a bump on

25:37

the screen as you can have

25:39

bump into the body of Dave

25:41

Meltzer. One thing closing path or

25:43

you. Keep going to all the local

25:46

the face of a lovely voice and I

25:48

got I going on. I am a like.

25:54

Okay, I'm at a high as he would love this.

25:56

F F F F F F F. And.

26:00

we don't very easy journey were

26:02

lots of at the sort of

26:04

dormitory a place where you guys

26:06

were before and ah yeah you

26:08

compile off the that you're back

26:10

by remain atrium the you were

26:12

in. Not that

26:14

long ago in a hexagonal area. And

26:17

yeah, it does look like the medical

26:19

facility is still. Has not

26:21

collapse. I'm even though more crack the

26:23

forming in this building nuclear been the

26:26

main hm and there's no join dinosaur

26:28

in here. Do.

26:30

We think the in the security

26:33

room there might be some sort

26:35

of emergency button that and like

26:37

I'm a main shutter on the

26:39

doors. The security room completely collapse

26:41

when you left last time. Unfortunately

26:43

for anything the was in there

26:45

has been destroyed. From Kyle,

26:48

I think we need to get to work quick. Say.

26:50

Them and them were on the monorail on

26:53

know like a month and so did you.

26:55

Oh. Like hanging out of my body

26:57

holding this dying child is making me

26:59

that he brooding. My ovaries are

27:02

swelling. maybe that my food? i

27:04

don't know. her hair everywhere com

27:06

the him. Okay

27:08

great yeah so you can head over to

27:10

the of the medical facility and it will

27:12

take a little bit of time but with

27:14

the dice or you had all you have

27:16

to was as reach a place of safety.

27:19

Where you can. Pass. Yourself

27:21

up and you can cross than

27:24

injury off and you can bring

27:26

customer friendly boy back to life.

27:28

may as well not he was

27:30

dead but you couldn't Oh read

27:32

this and yeah his skin is

27:35

badly burned. You come to and.

27:37

Your you will come to. Abort.

27:40

A dyno the am and all

27:42

mysterious stranger gonna do in the

27:44

meantime losing the take a loon

27:46

mountain time. The.

27:48

Hundred D and what would he do? Have

27:50

a nice, have a good rest of any

27:53

machines and will join. Yeah I'm hungry. guys

27:55

coming. Go back to it all whole gimme

27:57

a scavengers role. We're going to have been.

28:00

Long time. Now.

28:02

When he never got to meet the air the

28:04

law says does he came here folks. they got

28:07

it on the issue as we all nine a

28:09

clever son. Do

28:11

Do do. As

28:14

it's of this the five. Or

28:16

five bullets. So bad, that

28:19

so bad mess. Now that's

28:21

a real back. Of

28:24

the Pacific. Ah you are as

28:26

you go to the to decline

28:28

I don't forget other than as

28:30

you go remember her leave a

28:32

thumbs up. Using

28:35

it to press the buttons on the benefits of. Com

28:40

I think you are

28:42

going to. Either

28:45

the head over there. And.

28:48

The. Ground Sakes again and

28:51

there is this like really?

28:53

him. Flash all. Purple

28:55

I am new to us

28:57

again, Moon and. All

28:59

of a father. A wall a

29:02

gimme. A period of history. Ah

29:05

the you melissa be and England

29:07

you goes. You press the button

29:10

on the vending machine and in

29:12

this. Incredible flex

29:14

your stood on a cobbled

29:16

streets and a fourth and

29:18

carries is a felt slighted.

29:23

Or even to do I loaned out

29:25

of the way. Great okay know you

29:27

hear the phone because of the run

29:29

or a group. just her admiral. You.

29:34

Need to pay. Play with me

29:36

Die. For such

29:38

a than a lot of the I

29:40

got a fall at all male the a

29:42

plus one be a fit I guess.

29:44

know I though not give my god i'm

29:46

an arrest load a new oh yeah you

29:49

did even oh yeah yeah the rest yeah

29:51

about a while we still have our just

29:53

couldn't go live in a file him

29:55

or you. go

29:58

to divert away but the sought of your

30:00

stood in a

30:03

Elizabethan, like

30:05

bustling street for a second.

30:08

And this horse, or

30:10

this horse in Carris, was just

30:13

absolutely running down the cold

30:15

road. Just collided and

30:18

knocked you back and then you just slam

30:20

onto the ground of the

30:22

canteen of this dino room. You

30:28

have another injury. I

30:30

go to say, okay, do you

30:33

want to have a heroic

30:35

act and die? Oh, would you like to have

30:37

the conditioner? Oh, yeah, I'll save everyone from the horse to die. Maybe

30:40

I can drag back to have

30:42

another story. I

30:45

think I'll go see the doctor and I'll be the dead

30:47

weight for now. That

30:51

makes sense. Are they endless? Yeah.

30:55

No, so you choose one of them and you just use that over

30:57

and over again. Oh, because I've known

30:59

two different ones. Okay, that's fine. You know

31:01

what? Okay. I rule. That's fine.

31:03

He rules. Because I hate myself

31:05

and the kid. You are back

31:07

in this canteen and this

31:09

horse in Carris is

31:11

with you and it just runs

31:13

out of the front door. The

31:16

coachman is, brilliant, what's

31:19

going on here then? Where

31:22

am I? The

31:25

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31:27

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Go to your happy... Yeah, this is Ron.

32:04

Like, you've been badly trampled by this horse. Broken,

32:07

broken ribs easily. And

32:11

just on the ground coughing

32:13

up blood. Take

32:15

him to the medical room. Yeah, you're there with

32:18

Dino DAN. You guys were

32:20

in. You're taking care of

32:22

the kid. Well, you

32:24

just patched up Dino DAN. He's

32:26

like, I'm gonna get some snacks. He comes

32:28

back. Well, you're patching up yourself. I didn't

32:30

get patched up that otherwise I wouldn't be

32:32

in this situation. You never treated

32:34

that arm wound. I've had an arm wound

32:36

the whole time. You're patching up

32:39

yourself, you're patching up the kid. And

32:41

Dino DAN and the stranger,

32:43

they're like, are we gonna

32:45

get some food? A

32:49

minute later, your back's like, oh god, you've

32:51

got a hellfish. He's got three broken ribs.

32:55

Borgesmarta! Dino

32:59

DAN is dragged back in here

33:02

in desperate need of... Another

33:06

story! I've only got one more

33:08

story left. I

33:12

can't watch my way through most of all

33:14

of them. Okay, right,

33:17

you wanna try and bring him back from

33:19

the brink. Oh my god. Alright.

33:22

Daniel! Can you hear me

33:25

Daniel? Okay,

33:27

it's not like broken rib. I know

33:29

that's not anywhere. Okay, alright, you're okay

33:32

now. I guess I'm okay, I hope

33:34

you do. Yes, you have

33:36

to take off a suit. I

33:38

will take off a suit. Yes, you can't. Don't

33:41

take off clothes if you can avoid it.

33:43

You'll get a good way. I'm sorry, broken

33:45

ribs, I need access to your chest. Oh

33:47

my god. I'm gonna drain the fluid from

33:49

your lung. I'll

33:53

let you have final say on

33:55

if your costume is taken off. Hey, it's

33:57

up to you. No, no, no. I

33:59

mean, it's up to you. I think I will cut it

34:02

to look at least at like the ring, right? I

34:05

think more of it can come off. It's not like... You

34:08

start with the ring and die. Yeah, there was no

34:10

man in there at all. There was a face showing

34:12

him to a suit. Okay,

34:17

we cut off a little bit round chest. I

34:19

can see what's happening. What we need is... I

34:23

need a brace. We connected

34:25

to him. He'll be fine. Let

34:27

me tell you about time I was very terrified though,

34:29

young child. Have

34:32

you ever swum with shark? Oh

34:35

no. One day, me and

34:37

Papa, we try and make an amphibious

34:39

human being. We decide we need shark

34:41

nose to do this. I'm not

34:43

sure why Papa thought nose. He never went to

34:46

school. He self-taught. Anyway,

34:48

let's just say that

34:51

is why Papa dead. Shark eat

34:53

Papa. Little baby Natasha Romaninsky,

34:55

just get away. Very terrifying. I did

34:57

not cry though. I'm not a pussy.

35:01

Anyway, you pass me this, I fix

35:03

this man. Okay,

35:06

you're fine now. Right, roll. Hold

35:08

on. Oh, I'm sorry. I rolled. Oh

35:14

my God. My

35:18

eyes are pretty shut. Oh,

35:20

I'm sorry. I grilled you still

35:22

lie. I

35:25

rolled a stick. I'm sorry

35:27

to think it's because of the story.

35:29

You used it by including your platoons.

35:31

I rolled a four originally. Do

35:34

you get a plus for being like in a

35:36

medical room and having loads of equipment? Oh,

35:40

you know what? I think

35:42

that is actually fair. I

35:45

would give you... You really need a plus one

35:47

to turn that into a... Yes.

35:49

Not a miss. I'll come back

35:52

and I retain the other injury. This

35:55

fixes one, but I'm still one away from death. I

35:58

will give you the plus one. I Think it's fair. You

36:00

are in a a top of the line

36:02

medical facility. I think by was actually fair

36:04

so mean a good for Swansea. The mixed.

36:08

Mixed success and.

36:12

You know you need a better

36:15

doctor. You need. Like

36:17

a few conferences you can't actually

36:19

feel that and though I'm gonna

36:22

leave your meal to. To.

36:24

Injuries. If. You take another

36:26

injury. Your. Character

36:28

is definitely dead yet and that is the

36:31

third. The bargain I will give you. Buy

36:34

found memo animals I got else

36:36

in all facets I guess I

36:38

take great the ground is rumbling

36:40

pretty badly at the moments of

36:43

and you can hear the the

36:45

the schools and roll off dinosaur

36:47

all around. Like

36:50

a the mean the distance As clearly everything is

36:52

beginning to kind of panic a little bit. And

36:56

a crack is beginning to form in

36:58

the building the you're aware it run

37:00

into that before did now that of

37:03

wanting directly through. The main room

37:05

and slowly dragging itself apart

37:07

lead and be like physios

37:10

going down into. Into

37:12

the ground. To

37:14

the monorail. the money. While

37:16

sorry for the on a

37:18

y until it's okay yes

37:20

he does make it over

37:22

to the the monorail belong

37:24

know mono whale and ah

37:27

yes it is that this

37:29

big beautiful whale saved carriage

37:31

that is that they're just

37:33

on on the tracks ready

37:35

to get on. Get on

37:37

our here are you can

37:39

make it inside but. Stuff

37:42

is seeking a wall. stuff is

37:44

really bad and you can see

37:46

kind of like in the distance

37:49

like kind of behind you were

37:51

decide crackers bomb like part of

37:53

the truck has just fallen into

37:56

the earth under lake is beginning

37:58

to can drain into this

38:00

giant fish here as well but

38:03

you are beginning to head away

38:05

on the monorail. I

38:08

think you're

38:11

gonna be okay for a bit as you

38:13

sort of zoom through through

38:15

the jungle this

38:17

whole time. This

38:19

gigantic sort of purple

38:22

sphere is beginning to appear in

38:24

the sky lightning crackling

38:27

out of it and there are sort

38:29

of rocks beginning to raise up from

38:32

the ground and get pulled into

38:34

that whereas other things are sort of dropping

38:36

out of it. You

38:38

see like a Venetian

38:40

barge land

38:43

bits of like the tower of a

38:46

castle kind of crashes out of it

38:48

and falls onto the island as you

38:50

are zooming along through these mountains as

38:54

I think we're just gonna make it

38:56

a little bit meaner on you or

38:58

something large what is

39:01

something cool iconic object

39:04

from history? The

39:07

Death Star. The

39:09

leading Tarapace. The

39:12

leading Tarapace there. Great

39:14

okay I will

39:18

say yeah the you

39:20

see the leading Tarapace pristine

39:24

and stood upright is

39:27

dropping dead ahead of you and

39:30

clips the side of

39:33

the monorail. Like your whale

39:35

carriage as you're coming along

39:38

shearing off a full like

39:40

half of the actual vehicle itself as

39:43

you were going along and who

39:48

someone that one of you is going to be

39:50

in peril I'm going to say it is

39:52

the Castle

39:55

of the Friendly Boy. That makes

39:58

sense. As you are there looking out. Oh,

40:00

I love this! Taking

40:02

a photo of all this cool

40:04

stuff. It

40:12

crashes into the carriage, taking out

40:15

half of it, and you are

40:17

going to fall if you do not have any help.

40:24

I'm going to use my... Oh yeah, you have a... You've

40:26

got a good ability for that one. And

40:29

indeed I can also inspire heroism. Oh,

40:33

don't look at me! Oh yeah, I'm

40:35

going to... I think I'm

40:38

just going to whip both ends

40:40

of the helix around the either side of him and catch

40:42

it as it comes back and then just pull him back

40:44

in. Into what would be a hug. Okay,

40:47

give me a... Give me a take my hand

40:49

roll. Take my

40:51

hand, son. Whatever makes

40:53

the most sense. Yeah,

40:56

I feel like this is a steady... This is a... This

40:58

is good for a steady. I might as well

41:00

end up. Nice. Hey! 10

41:03

minutes is fine. Yeah, so that would be a 9, but

41:05

that actually gets pushed into the next category.

41:08

So that's a hit. Oh great, yeah. Well

41:10

yeah, you 100% you nail it. You drag

41:12

him back, back on board. And...

41:17

Yeah, you... The

41:19

monorail comes to a stop. Where

41:22

are you heading? Kind of like the

41:24

dock? Yeah. I'm

41:26

going to say, thank you dino D

41:28

A D. I mean D

41:30

A N. It's

41:39

dino D A N. The importance of getting

41:41

things correct. The correct make up of things

41:43

is incredibly important. That's why

41:45

the scientists here mixed all the D A

41:47

N A's this way. With the wrong D

41:50

A N A in, suddenly you've got vicious predators

41:52

where you had herbivores. Oh,

41:55

that's true enough. I'm sure,

41:58

I'm sure we haven't gotten... similar DNA.

42:02

I live in that. You've

42:08

been actually sharing up the similar

42:10

DNA to many of the great

42:12

apes. DinoDAN,

42:14

have you ever used

42:16

your DNA to make

42:18

something? I am DNA.

42:21

I'm a living strand of DNA. Daniel,

42:24

earlier on you called the little child's

42:26

son. I called him Casper by his

42:28

name. Oh. Oh. He's...

42:34

I called him Casper. We

42:38

sound like you remember him. Casper's

42:40

the name of my... Casper's

42:43

the name of Casper. The

42:46

name of your what? You

42:49

are the dinosaur family boy. As

42:52

you say that, there's a lovely

42:55

big wall. And you

42:57

have a fairly clear run. There's

43:00

a few buildings to disappear.

43:03

And emerging out

43:06

of the water is the

43:08

Spinosaurus. Oh,

43:11

this bastard. Past

43:14

it is this boat, but

43:16

the Spinosaurus is coming

43:19

out and it is just looking. It

43:22

can see you all. You are stood kind of... A

43:25

few kind of small warehouse type buildings. Some

43:28

places where they could maintain boats and the

43:30

like. And

43:34

yeah. What

43:36

do you want to do? Spinosaurus is a

43:38

tenacious hunter. They will follow

43:40

prey for many hours before they eat them. This

43:43

is not how it was supposed to go. It wasn't meant to be like this. How

43:46

was it supposed to go? We

43:49

just got on the boat. We got the train

43:51

to the boat and then we go. It

43:53

sounds like you know a bit more about this

43:55

than you've done, mate. It would

43:57

be great while we're having this fight with the Spinosaurus.

44:00

Have you explained a little bit of what's going on? Well

44:04

if you haven't figured it out already, they

44:07

didn't make these dinosaurs with DNA. They

44:10

took them from the past and brought them

44:13

to here and now. But something's

44:15

gone wrong and now things are coming from

44:17

all sorts of different times. They

44:19

don't use DNA, they told me DNA. They

44:22

mushed them together. I was made by it.

44:24

That's what they told people. They wanted people to

44:26

know that this was just like a genetic experiment,

44:28

but it's not. They figured out

44:30

how to bring things from the past to now.

44:33

But other dinosaurs that are in the

44:35

park, they're male because the incel scientist

44:37

thinks females are too hard to attain.

44:39

Uh... Are

44:42

you... Dinosaurs

44:44

break into Iran. That is going...

44:49

I think he's going straight for dinos. Damn. Mouth

44:54

over mite. Excuse me,

44:56

an axon everybody. Okay.

45:00

Oh, what am I... I still have this gun. I

45:04

think it's... Although you might die. I've got a jar

45:06

full of... Venom. You've

45:09

got a gun as well. No, I

45:11

think you, because I had a gun with a gun to give to you. You

45:13

gave it to me. Who then gave it to Alistair? Who then gave it to

45:15

you? Hilarious. We left Alistair

45:17

behind. Did you scare it off? We

45:20

did. Yeah, I

45:22

could look over there and try

45:24

and scare it rather than fight

45:26

it. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You

45:28

should have tried to distract it

45:30

by firing the gun. Great. Give me

45:32

a look over there, Roll. It is too nice,

45:34

plus you're clever. Oh,

45:38

fantastic. Lovely. So that is 9 plus 1 is 10. Okay.

45:42

You draw the dinosaur's

45:44

attention where you intended.

45:47

Your friend is safe. Oh, fantastic.

45:51

Far away. Were

45:53

you drawing its attention to you by

45:55

letting off sorts? I'm

45:58

going to try and scare it off. Show it off. Yeah,

46:00

what suppose I was more I guess

46:02

the only place it can be drawn

46:04

the attention of is Towards

46:06

me. Well, so you'll have like a

46:08

moment of reprieve as the but Dino

46:12

da n was going to get instantly chomped

46:14

by the spider So you've got on its

46:16

attention as you've run off firing the gun

46:18

and its head swings around and it begins

46:20

to pan after you Sing another

46:23

viable target, but now you have a

46:25

spider source chasing you instead What

46:28

are the rest of you about a sources vision

46:30

is based on gunshot? So

46:37

mysterious stranger you can see the the spine

46:39

source is going to attack and kill Hmm

46:44

Okay, or well my kill. I'm gonna

46:46

use my special skill back

46:49

in my day And I'm

46:51

gonna pull out a device That is

46:53

like a it's like a you

46:55

know those things that you can like put in

46:57

your house to scare off spiders with ultrasonic sounds

47:00

Okay, it's like this thing that

47:03

we can't hear it because it's so

47:05

high-pitched right it freaks dinosaurs out Okay,

47:09

cool. Roll me a dice roll It's

47:13

a 10 On

47:17

a 10 plus My

47:20

time is the best and I achieve my goals

47:24

Okay Scaring

47:26

off with this strange device

47:28

that just goes And

47:31

like scrambles its brain for a minute. I

47:33

think that that's pretty good. Yeah You

47:37

successfully Freaking

47:46

out it is And

47:49

is just having a nightmare of a time

47:51

so I'll throw it down on the ground

47:53

and I'll be like everyone Let's go and

47:56

so we leave the thing behind to stun it for as long

47:58

as it can rather than taking it with us And

48:00

then we run. And we run. Yeah. Great.

48:03

Yeah. Do you want to go run-roll to

48:05

the boat or the Venus? I think you

48:07

can probably make it to... I

48:10

think you can make it to the boat.

48:12

Oh, amazing. But you will

48:14

need to... To

48:16

get this boat up and running. I want to just do

48:18

it roll from someone to... See

48:21

how well this is all working out. Who's

48:24

got good steady? I'm not steady

48:27

at all. I've got plus one. I've got

48:29

plus one as well. But you make more

48:32

story sense to be getting a boat ready there. And get

48:34

to the child. Where

48:37

did you learn how to drive a boat, little boy? Ah,

48:42

we all learned as children. We

48:44

forget when we're adults, you think? We're

48:47

born with it. The

48:50

magic of making boats start. Gifted

48:54

all the children up. OK,

48:58

so you're going to do the boat roll? I

49:00

learned how to fix boats when I go looking for sharks

49:02

with Papa. This is true. It's all...

49:05

I roll... Six

49:08

plus one is fail. Oh,

49:10

no, never. Never. It

49:13

makes fun. I learn about boats, I don't learn about

49:15

numbers. OK. Ooh,

49:17

OK. You slipped,

49:19

hesitated or cut corners, the DM

49:21

will offer you a hard choice.

49:25

I will say... You

49:30

actually, it's not that difficult to

49:32

get the boat up and running.

49:37

The fuel's good, you've used a motor like this before,

49:39

it's just like the one that you had. And you

49:41

guys pile into the boat and

49:45

begin taking off. But it

49:47

is the last kind of

49:49

possible moment that you realise that... There's

49:53

like a fairly heavy chain attaching this

49:55

boat to much further down the dock.

49:58

And someone is going to have to go back. Uncouple

50:01

this chain just

50:03

as this high-pitched noise

50:05

turns off You

50:09

guys have got to get out of here, I'll go

50:11

do the chain. It's really really

50:14

important you guys make it Are

50:17

you sure? If you're sure, okay! You

50:19

can come help me if you like I

50:22

just need these two to get out You

50:24

don't have to ask me twice If

50:28

I go and help him I'll say

50:30

he can have a bonus Yeah, I

50:32

can with you, why not? I'm

50:34

not pussy Yeah,

50:37

you run back

50:39

But, and you can

50:42

easily uncouple this chain Your

50:44

powers combined, like you're doing it

50:46

together, I won't ask for a dice roll But

50:50

now the line of sorts is once

50:52

again charging in your

50:54

direction Dino

50:57

Dan and Castle of the Friendly Boy, you're sat

51:00

in the boat Engine's

51:02

ready to go Down again But

51:07

they want to, did we stop at the dock to let them off

51:09

and then they ran down the dock or did we? So

51:11

you're kind of right at the end of this

51:13

dock and they had to run much further back

51:16

and so They will

51:18

have to run to reach you again Or

51:21

we could swing the boat past Well

51:23

that's what I was thinking, like why don't we drive this

51:25

thing? If you can

51:27

give me a just do it roll to make

51:29

that work, otherwise they'll have

51:31

to do running Let's

51:34

do this Ok, I'm

51:36

steady Steady at the wheel It's

51:40

like those racing games, a Mario

51:42

Kart, but it's a boat and

51:44

there's dinosaurs Oh,

51:48

with the plus one, that's a 12 You

51:51

swing the boat around Natasha

51:55

and the stranger are able to

51:57

jump into the boat. Animal

52:00

and few flurries reveal

52:03

way through the sort

52:05

of like the salty

52:07

waters. Son

52:09

is beginning to rise up, but.

52:13

As you look. For

52:17

this sort of emanating energy

52:19

over the i sort of

52:21

the lambs out completely covering

52:23

the high. Housing

52:29

is sucked away leaving sort of

52:31

this like half semi circle of

52:34

water. To this the like has

52:36

disappeared ah exposing the bare rock

52:38

of the bottom and was of

52:41

floods back in and it's as

52:43

if the islands was never. Even.

52:46

There. And

52:49

you have made it

52:51

or have my dyno

52:54

island say. That

52:57

has had begins is going to wear down. Completely

53:01

different. I. Allow

53:04

have been asked to begin to sort

53:06

of a story for another time. isn't

53:08

right for you have made off of

53:11

tiny islands and so now we'll go

53:13

through each of you. And will

53:15

find out. Sort. Of. How

53:18

to pencil fi In the end. Will.

53:22

Begin. With well deal to begin first

53:24

he would go. last one was your

53:26

they should be last thing lot of

53:28

guys yeah through I yourself out with

53:30

Natasha. So. He wrote to the

53:32

six and add the number of stories.

53:35

The Utah. Ha

53:37

ha. Ha!

53:41

Nice. I wrote a nine. That was. and nine.

53:44

Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen. Mm.

53:49

Yeah I've round center has a

53:51

description. A Good the happens you.

53:54

All. Because of you as a

53:56

result of your time on the island.

53:59

But when. leaving I find

54:03

when I get back I like scrape the DNA off of

54:05

my clothes like always like the gunk and blood and everything

54:07

and I am successfully the first

54:13

person to make a

54:15

dinosaur DNA Botox which

54:19

keeps you looking young for a

54:23

very long time. How much puss does

54:25

it make? It's very pussy. When

54:29

you crack the puss off. It's

54:31

great. I haven't quite got

54:34

to Papa's level of blending the

54:36

humans and the dinosaurs together but I'm

54:38

getting there slowly. So it's still happy

54:40

ending. A dinosaur Botox is pretty cool.

54:42

I win some kind of Nobel Prize

54:44

I think. By Herbivore

54:46

essence. Nice. That's good.

54:48

Do you want to

54:51

both roll your... Yeah.

54:53

And then we can

54:56

if someone add on your amount

54:58

of stories. Oh that

55:01

is that is 11 for me. 6 for me.

55:03

Oh no. Okay. Describe

55:10

something bad that happens to you

55:12

or because of you

55:15

as a result of your time on the

55:17

island. I think dinosaur

55:20

D-A-N never steps out

55:22

of his stupor. I think that a

55:24

sort of D-A-N spends the rest of his life

55:27

in the suit. Hello sir.

55:29

Hello madam. Welcome to herbivore

55:31

essence. Would you like some

55:33

dinosaur DNA Botox? I'm a

55:36

salesman. I never reconcile

55:42

with my boy for

55:44

I don't know who

55:46

I am. I always continue to

55:48

live in the I I'm

55:51

just in a brand new version of the

55:53

DNA strand. It's like it's

55:55

just a perfect it's basically

55:58

the exact same one as it was before. but

56:00

in pristine conditions, googly eyes still,

56:02

and just my perfect eyebrows. Oh,

56:04

I'm right. Yeah,

56:06

it's got like perfect eyebrows, great

56:08

forehead, no wrinkles. Nice. But,

56:14

just for as well, so maybe we can

56:16

have a bit of sweets. Well, I think,

56:18

yeah, I think, essentially, you don't break your

56:21

madness. Yeah. But I realise who

56:23

you are. And I'll bring

56:25

you back to my mum, and now we take care

56:27

of you. So it's nice

56:29

to have my real dad

56:31

back home, although he still thinks he's DNA.

56:37

Maybe one day. Yeah, there's always

56:39

that hope. It's a

56:41

science, it's made this formula to keep you

56:44

looking young. And

56:47

never get women. And

56:50

then, oh, mysterious stranger, do you want

56:53

to roll some dice? I rolled a

56:55

nine, but I didn't tell any stories.

56:57

So I came back

56:59

from the future, through the portal, to

57:03

make sure that I survived the

57:05

original event, because I'm you, Cameron,

57:07

from 40 years in the future.

57:10

That's what you would tell us

57:12

your name! It

57:15

would have been a big giveaway! But

57:17

the problem is, 10 years

57:19

from now, someone is

57:21

going to take your dino DNA

57:23

treatments and use them to create

57:26

genetically engineered dino super soldiers. And

57:29

there's going to be a dino apocalypse where

57:31

the dino croco men take over the Earth,

57:33

and it's like the Terminator future, and the

57:36

humans are living in the ruins of the

57:38

dino apocalypse. And your Connor. Oh!

57:40

Connor! I had to save

57:42

you! But I had to stop you

57:44

from getting the dino DNA, and I thought you

57:46

didn't get any DNA, because we managed to not

57:48

get any samples. Didn't check the bottom of my

57:50

shoes, did you? Didn't check your shoes! Thank

57:53

you! Just a little scrape is all it takes. So

57:55

I spend the rest of my life trying to

57:57

stop your treatments falling into the wrong hands. I

58:00

think I fail cause I didn't roll

58:02

his hands. Yes, Or no

58:05

one believes me. and I'm a total end

58:07

of a world. Where

58:09

easy pacifism? Have my nine month or

58:11

two know what I'm not a lot

58:13

of is going sales. Feel.

58:17

Stuck in a loop. You're gonna have

58:19

to go back and do it again.

58:21

No god get a clear signal to

58:23

do better than I do about it.

58:25

I sealed Casper the friendly math and

58:27

figure it is. Anthony

58:30

we just roll over to the

58:32

six ohm and how we saw

58:34

his the days tell ah titled

58:36

one about wanting to build a

58:38

volcano by yes soon making descended

58:41

into an argument about the hurts

58:43

of shows a six it turns

58:45

into seven. Okay. A sous

58:48

one player to say what they'll

58:50

remember about. The

58:52

Will. Ah, I'll always

58:54

remember. That. Us to me in

58:56

a really good idea about that volcano.

58:59

And you know what? Even

59:01

know my dad is it must

59:03

look oh thinks he's dead dns

59:05

to have been. I've actually always

59:08

had two deaths and one ma'am

59:10

ah but see as of seats

59:12

in the story. About

59:17

a season pass through to

59:19

her about my dad's death.

59:21

He was actually read good

59:23

even if he did live

59:25

in his car. Well

59:29

that to blue. Escape

59:31

from dyno island or you have

59:34

all absolutely nailed it. one

59:36

a while right nobody expects again i'm

59:38

so a big thanks you too are

59:41

from forcing his big thank you for

59:43

all my players if you like to

59:45

see you you are and where can

59:47

people find you because i'm plugs yourself

59:49

a tell them to all what we

59:52

do as well as am sullivan and

59:54

this is laurie and we're both from

59:56

know rosebud and chaotic neutral narrows bad

59:58

with a board games Roll the

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dice, see what happens! K-O-T-T-T-T-T-T-R-P-G, roll

1:00:03

the dice! Somebody

1:00:05

will tell you what happened! We've

1:00:07

also just done a game with Tom who came to visit us

1:00:09

really recently. We just played Call of Cthulhu which you can watch

1:00:11

on our channel if you head on over there. Which

1:00:14

you can put a link in the description. Yeah, yeah.

1:00:17

Oh, okay! There will be a link

1:00:19

below and you'll get to see me,

1:00:21

actually, as a player rather than... Yay!

1:00:23

Games Master Witch is a rare event

1:00:26

and it was a good laugh,

1:00:28

wasn't it? Oh, it was very good fun. Good

1:00:30

laugh. We didn't all go mad and have... Just

1:00:34

Call of Cthulhu time. It wasn't spine killing

1:00:36

me. Horrible.

1:00:38

Orgy of violence. And

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Ben. Yeah, I'm Ben. Check

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Amazing. Hello,

1:01:03

I'm Lydia and you can find

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Well, until next time everybody. Goodbye!

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1:01:19

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