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This is Mystery Scotch Tasting with
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Gentlemen of the World and we are a club that
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gets together and we try Scotch
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Blind With
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us tonight . I am Justin Andrew
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Dave .
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Nathan Chris .
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Evan .
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Alex and Vern , and , just
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like we do every night when we get together
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, we pick up our glass and start
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talking about the colors . We had
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some major technical difficulties
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with getting this podcast
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up and going , so we're all very
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thirsty , but we're still going to try and
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relax and be patient
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.
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Andrew yeah , dave , I
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mean our sound guide decided to go on vacation , which is really
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disappointing , but
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you know .
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But give it to him . He fixed it .
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He did fix it , probably From a cave From
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a cave in Northern California or something .
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So this Scotch is gold , copper
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color .
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It looks like melted gold , kind
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of gold yeah 14K .
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I think I see some gold leaf floating in there it shimmers in the
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light .
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Is this gold schlager ?
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Can we get a leg check ? I know Dave's kind
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of the leg guy but Finish .
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We got some legs though .
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Yeah , some legs they're chunky , yeah , strong
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legs , oh my understanding Chunky legs
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Thick 2C's legs
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.
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Yeah , yeah .
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Oily Great , it
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looks drinkable .
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Should we smell it ?
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I'd love to smell this .
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Ooh , that's a little
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spice right up there .
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It's like a spicy island , dave , kind
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of a little heat to it , little
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nose prickle .
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I also am getting a little bit of a sweet sense
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too . A little bit of honey , yeah
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.
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Oh , it's lemon candy . Can you sugar a Sugar
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plums , sugar plums .
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Sugar plums .
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Is that legal ? You can make a song
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out of it .
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Yeah , make some money .
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I just get some furniture polish .
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Hmm .
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I mean , you're not wrong about the sweet stuff yeah .
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Maybe like orange , like oily orange
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stuff yeah .
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Getting like a I don't know . I'm getting like kind
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of the cereal grain off it . It reminds me a little bit of like a
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French saison beer , like
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a little bit of that tartness and kind
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of brittiness .
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I'll keep my hot tamales comments to myself .
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You peasant actually .
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Now that you say it though , I'm smelling hot
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tamales .
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That's not wrong . I had some between
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a saison and a hot tamale .
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Right down the middle it's called
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heaven right there , yeah , a saison
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yeah .
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Yeah , lots of different , like candied fruit .
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The sweet for me is more
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like a milk chocolate . Hmm , oh , no , well , I don't
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On the nose . Yeah , oh
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, I mean what else ? I thought you tasted it .
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I thought you tasted it . I thought you tasted
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it .
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Sounds like chocolate On the eye .
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Almost like those chocolate
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covered orange sticks yeah
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.
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Beautiful .
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But it's like a hot , like an Easter
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milk chocolate it is like cayenne
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hot and spicy . Yeah
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, I feel like it's cask strength .
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I feel like I smell the , the , the
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wood , the , the cask , hmm
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. It smells great Like fresh
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oak smells to me .
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All very good signs . Yeah , I like
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very excited to try this .
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I'm very into this scotch I
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this is hitting a lot of my favorite
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favorite notes Olf , olfactory
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, what was the olfactory
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Sense ? Scrumptious
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for your nose , what was ?
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it , oh yeah .
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Damn , it , yeah , we
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drink for a scotch .
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Yeah .
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So scientific to this .
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Fully . We had memories .
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Should really record this yeah .
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I will say , having not done this in seven
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months , it's like . It's just like riding
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a bike , it's like coming home .
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Yeah , loving it . That
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ties together . Yeah , welcome home
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, chris . Yeah , vern , do you want
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? Do you want to rate it ?
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before you get a drink .
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Yeah , I'm ready to go .
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Yeah .
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I'm getting so many candy notes Like cotton
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candy , bubble gum like bubble lishes
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, yeah , now that some of the heat is
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kind of dissipating .
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Yeah , it's almost like that vibe when you walk into
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a candy store and it's like all the candies , yeah
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, you know . Yeah , did you guys just go to the
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OC fair ?
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Yep , I drove by it and
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decided not .
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The orange chocolate
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covered orange sticks or somebody said
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that .
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I feel like that's really resonating with me the
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oak barrel aged on
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the palate does not as a disappointment .
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You've already tasted it .
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Oh wow , I did too yeah .
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Now I can't not drink it . The
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pressure is on .
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A little bit of heat up front goes away quick .
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If it is stronger than normal
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, then it's a lot of heat . Kudos to them
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.
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Oh belly heat .
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It packs a punch . Yeah , I don't
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know , I'm still getting heat all the way
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down . I am too , but it's
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not a . I'm not dying also
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. No , you know I'm not regretting
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drinking . It's like Arizona
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Scotch it's dry heat .
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Yeah , it's a dry heat rather than
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a cool , a cooling menthol
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heat . It's like breeze
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, alex , was that used Chili powder Cayenne .
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Cayenne , the cinnamon really
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sticks through the way at the end , like
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in the back , in the back of your palette , yeah , yeah
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, where else it
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is a cinnamon heat .
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Like there is a little bit of fireball in
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this , it's just a little bit .
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I'm definitely sticking with the sweetness on
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the palette . You know it's still very sweet , very
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candy forward .
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Yeah , it's a really cool mix of heat
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and air conditioner , heat
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and sweet .
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Yeah .
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Man the nose , though like going back to those
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, it's even more bubble
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yum , cotton
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candy .
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I'm getting like some
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, some kind of like prune or raisin
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, almost yeah .
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I , I , the cinnamon , the
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. I made a joke about fireball , but I
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this almost is like the fireball of scotches
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.
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Yeah , I mean it's
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kind of embarrassing , but you can say it yeah .
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But it's so interesting going back to the nose and
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it's not quite matching up anymore for me .
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I appreciate it .
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I'm getting more of the fruit like almost like berry
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blueberries , the
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berries , but then also some oakiness .
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Yeah , so you're not at the OC fair anymore
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.
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No , no , well , I mean , there's some
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cotton candy in there , yeah , yeah .
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After tasting it , you're totally being on like blueberries and
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oak for me .
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I will say the the fireball analogy is not to disparage
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it . It's a very sophisticated version of
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fireball , if there ever if you're looking to elevate
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your fireball drinking , this is fireball
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cast strength guys .
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Yeah .
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This is a gentleman's fire fireball .
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Yeah , it's interesting , for as oily as
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the legs looked , I'm not really getting
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a rich , oily mouth feel it
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almost is a little thinner than I expected
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.
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Well , it doesn't have much of a lingering
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aftertaste or anything , it's kind of all upfront
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it's . It tastes good and
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well made but doesn't have a lot
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of layers on the palate . For me , Same
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yeah . It just tastes really
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good , but it's really fast and really yeah .
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It's like a really big heat blast in your mouth .
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Yeah .
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And then it kind of just and then it's gone yeah
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.
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I might try this with water , not yet
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, but in a bit . Yeah , what you're
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thinking about it , I'm thinking about it . That
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water is looking at me and I'm looking at it . That's
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all , that's happening .
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I do get more of that like cinnamon
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candy flavor on the finish after
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the heat kind of dissipates .
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It's just a little bit perplexing to have such a crazy
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nose and such a simple
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mouth feel . You
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know , like you said , it's quick , it's like one of those
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dissolving mints that just kind of hits your mouth
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and then it's gone .
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I wonder if there's any science , because we spend
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a lot of time smelling the scotch , if
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it kind of actually
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numbs us , like if it's too hot
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that you don't taste
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it as much as you should , if you
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just like poured it and drank it
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and we didn't do all the whole like smelly-smelly
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.
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Maybe we killed some of those brain cells . Is what you're saying
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? I don't know .
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I'm no scientist officially
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, but I don't know . I wonder
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if we just one day just drink
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it , or maybe this one
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, next time , without smelling it , just drink it
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.
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But that's against the club rules . It's
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not how it works .
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We start our own club . We don't smell the scotch , we don't do that around here
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.
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We don't drink it first , then we smell it , then
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we look at it .
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Just go straight to drinking . Come here , come
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on .
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I feel like there
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is something that I incepted myself
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with the whole fireball thing , because
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I almost can't see past fireball-ish
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flavors . Now I've
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weakened my palate
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in a way .
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I added a few drops of water and I like it better .
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You sure about that ?
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Still fireball .
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Excuse me .
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I think it's much better with water .
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I do like it a lot better with water , just
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by my choking there .
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I think you're just getting Tasting
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nuts . It's still really bitter
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.
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Is it ? It's a little bitter on the palate
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for me , For
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me it's just kind of great fruit , grapefruit
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.
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I didn't want to go to the Malort route , guys , but I
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think there is like grapefruit , that's
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there .
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We couldn't go one pod without you bringing
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up the Malort huh .
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You heard it here folks Fireball
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and Malort Official tasting toast .
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And that one's going to buy the scotch .
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We've given more advertising .
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I think the nose and the palate have changed
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with a little bit of water . For me , the nose has gotten
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less sweet and now it's a little
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bit more of that furniture , polish or
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like new leather .
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It smells like pledge , yeah , and you
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like it more with the water , yeah . So
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everybody that's trollied it with water , likes it more .
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I haven't been smelling it . It smells
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very .
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You haven't been trying it with the water ?
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No , I'm smelling it .
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You've been over there for like 15 minutes .
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I actually like it less with the water . I actually prefer
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it straight . For
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me I kind of enjoyed the overpowering
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sweetness , the cloningness
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of the flavor , and adding
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water to me just kind of just melted
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it out too much . I
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didn't even add that much but yeah , I kind
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of preferred it just full , intense
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.
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Yeah .
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I'm weird like that .
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It is two different scotches , I feel like
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with water . But I
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wouldn't say it got more exciting
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with water , just got different
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, just turned a corner , yeah .
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I think it's getting more interesting with the water . Personally , it's gotten
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more earthy . For me , I think the taste is
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better with water .
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Yeah , taste is water is
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better with water , but the nose is
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.
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Less interesting .
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Less interesting yeah , yeah , I
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just added water and I'll agree with you , andrew
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. Yeah , it's , there's still
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the sweetness layer , but
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earthy , herbal .
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Those are good words , those are words that I felt Like
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rosemary is kind of something that popped into my head .
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Fire did I ?
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Yeah , what I'm liking about adding a little
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bit of water is it just changed the way that
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it hits my palate . I think it was so
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fireball-esque , it was hot . It
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was so much hot , so much heat , so
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much cinnamon in it that my
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mouth instantly salivated every
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time I was getting a drink in . So
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it was almost like lubricating the scotch
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and letting it just
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slide down , where now just a little bit of water
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just opens up in my mouth a little bit .
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Nice . Thank you , it
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was metal militia , but now it's like
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a toned down , more
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refined metal militia
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.
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Now it's mellow militia
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.
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That's beautiful , that's poetry .
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Maloche .
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We just lost all of our viewers , maloche .
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I got a really weird one , so
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it's not the celery thing . You
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smell it with water in there and it's almost
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like holding vegetables up to your nose . Radishy
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, is that ?
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Oh , yeah , for sure , Like
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fresh sliced radishes . Yeah , definitely
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. Wow , that's
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a really good note .
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I mean , honestly , I feel like I'm drinking a different scotch
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in you guys , like I'm getting none of this .
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I know I'm having a hard time as well . I
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mean , when you say it I get a little bit
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of it , but it's definitely like you've
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got to hunt for it . I
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think it's not giving you anything no .
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I definitely do get the citrus notes , though , like orange
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rind yeah for sure .
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I got that for sure , it's not like a big
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note , but it's definitely there
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on the edges of the palate . If
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it says radishes in the packaging , I'm going
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to walk at it .
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That would be so chill .
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For me though , yeah , I don't know . I just liked it a
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little bit more . It was like syrupy and kind of heavy
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, and I actually preferred that out of this particular
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scotch . Well , I don't add water
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.
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I wonder , though , if it's necessarily
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the water that you added or the time
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since we
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started . That's a good question , maybe
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it's your idea .
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You added a lot of water . I added a lot of water , but
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look how cloudy it got .
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You have more scotch now than you had at
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the beginning .
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That looks like kombucha .
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It looks like a French saison beer .
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I do that a lot . It does look like
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a farmhouse beer .
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I've never seen it cloudy like that , which I think is the
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non-chilfiltre thing , Non-chilfiltre yeah , I've
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never seen it actually happen .
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You're drinking that ?
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Yeah , it's good for you .
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It's good for you . I
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don't know if it's with the water or the time , but it's gotten
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more earthy , more vegetal .
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I got a little bit more herbaceousness
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. For me it was more lavender
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, fresher herbs , but I
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don't necessarily like that . I
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preferred the heavy citrus syrup
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flavors that I was getting earlier and
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a little bit of the cinnamon . I have to admit I do
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like fireball on occasions . Knew
15:21
it , this will
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be my last scotch call Signing
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off .
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He also didn't say on occasion .
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He said on occasions .
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You're a lover and a fighter . Yes
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, have a sweet short adjoin .
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Oh no , yeah , with this
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much water , when it turns into
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kombucha
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it is truly like it
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gets floral and herbal and
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vinegary A little bit . Yeah , you taste
15:49
like water , yeah .
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Well , that's because there's more water than scotch in there , I was just hunting
15:53
.
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I was wanting to see how far I
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could push , in that I was looking at you judging
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you as you do Because
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of what you did . You're a mad man , and
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now I must drink it .
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Any guesses on ?
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region Space side . It's
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a very confident space side . It's
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a big region .
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No Head shakes from
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Nathan .
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For as many scotches as I've drank , I have zero
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comfort guessing location yeah
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, I'm kind of stumped Region and age .
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It's like a total shit show yeah .
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Because there's so many that trick you into that You're like , oh
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, this is an islay , for sure , and then it's a highland , so
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the guess is hard yeah .
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I will say the reason I said space side is because they tend
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to be fruitier . I picked
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up on a lot of fruit .
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So there's a little method to your madness .
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Yeah , oh excuse me , season yeah
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.
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When do you drink kombucha ? Every
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?
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day , never , you're right In a cave . If we work
16:54
, this is we work .
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The season is we work , yeah , every
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day . Yeah , got bangs , you
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have bangs and you work , and we work . And
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this is your scotch Just post
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Post yoga .
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This feels like a spring scotch to me , because
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the fruit , the fruit , but also , like Evan
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said , the lavender , the herbs .
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Yeah .
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Easter milk chocolate Like in blue radishes
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.
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Tuesday scotch in spring . I
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think you know you're
17:23
just trying to get to Wednesday and
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it's Tuesday
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, it's Tuesday .
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There's nothing you can do about it . It's not even a season .
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It's a day of the week yeah Somebody
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said , the worst day of the week .
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Yeah , but in the best season
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of the year , arguably Spring
17:42
.
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The consolation prize .
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Yeah , I'm going to say Highland
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11 . Wow .
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Bold and strong , alex .
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The thing is it's not a bad scotch
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. No bad notes that we've
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kind of an enigma .
17:58
It's interesting , it's very interesting .
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I feel like you would use this . Maybe
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it's using like a blend , like
18:08
it's from Johnny Walker
18:10
blend or something like that .
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Could it be a blended scotch Dave
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?
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No .
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No One thing . Am I a guy who would bring a blend
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? Is the question . I don't know .
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Which we don't know , not even know that we don't know
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you .
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We don't know you , we don't know you , we don't know you , we don't
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know you , we don't know you , we don't know you . We don't
18:27
know you , we
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don't know you . Justальной does create you as an illusion . Tenard
18:35
blades , which one Fine Wrong no-transcript make me believe this is an Islay , so I'm ruling that out no , personally , which means it's probably an Islay and not Campbelltown Exactly
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.
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I was going to guess Campbelltown because , there's only like three
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distilleries in there . There's no chance in hell
18:42
that it is , but it's a lowland either .
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So yeah , I guess I'll say Highland
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, I'm going to say Highland , I'll say Sky , I'll
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say Highland from the Highlands .
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I'll say Sky . That gives you two
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choices . Do you want to guess a distillery , Evan ? No
18:54
yeah .
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I don't think . I don't think Islands , I
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think it's like a aerospace side .
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I do think it's 50%
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or above , especially
19:07
knowing who bought it .
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Yeah , what's
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our ABV ? Oh , you're already know .
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Oh , he knows . So something else to step in . Nathan
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, here it comes
19:18
, drop that
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69 . Yeah , hey 666
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.
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I'm going to say 47 . Oh , let's
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move on , let's say 56 .
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Yeah , I'm going to go like 59 .
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59 , dude .
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I'm going to go 52 .
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Why not ?
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It feels like a 52 .
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I really want to like this . Maybe it's a mixer
19:44
scotch Like .
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Well , you really want to like this . Does that mean you
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don't like this ?
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No , I mean , I don't mind it , but I guess
19:52
you added 50%
19:54
water for it .
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So , half of your experience
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60 to 70% water .
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You were drinking Like your
20:02
ABV on your scotch is
20:04
like it's kombucha .
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It's like 20% .
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It's like 20% . No
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, it was Coors Light . I
20:12
added that much water .
20:13
I added in two different sessions .
20:16
No , no , we saw , we saw that that was a lot of water
20:18
.
20:19
And because I wanted to pull more out of it , because it
20:21
feels like it's well-made and
20:24
it's delicious , but
20:26
I wanted there to be more
20:28
going on . I
20:30
wanted to pull something extra out
20:32
of it , so I added the water the
20:34
first time , thinking like there would be more there
20:37
. And
20:39
then I was like , well , maybe I need to send it and
20:42
uh , send it full , send Gatorade
20:45
, and um , there was
20:47
. I mean , it was still drinkable
20:49
even at 0.5%
20:51
.
20:51
ABV Technically , yeah , he's
20:54
drinking up . Actually , he's a great compliment right now .
20:56
The more I drink it . You sound
20:58
like a disappointed father that's trying to find
21:00
a good thing about their kids' , like baseball
21:02
game or something .
21:03
Oh yeah , that's pretty good .
21:05
Yeah , yeah , like
21:08
you don't . You know they didn't play well
21:10
, they struck out . Yeah , fucking struck
21:12
out .
21:14
They ran the wrong way on the on the base they
21:16
dropped the pop up yeah .
21:17
And you're starting with like well , you show up
21:19
, yeah , um , it's a nice day
21:21
.
21:23
You have your shoes on the right feet . Yeah yeah
21:25
, they're not tight . It's a night in the
21:27
sun's out , we're not .
21:29
That's amazing .
21:30
That's not the Scotch's fault , though that's
21:32
not the Scotch's fault because you added so much water
21:34
.
21:35
I mean , do you guys have more to say
21:37
about the Scotch ? Because
21:39
you guys are shitting on me for adding
21:42
water ?
21:44
to mine , but like use your air .
21:47
But are you guys happy with who you are
21:49
?
21:51
Like in general , yeah , in general
21:53
, and also as like
21:55
non-water adders no .
21:57
I added a few drops of water . I'm very happy
22:00
with my decision Causes conflict .
22:02
Oh no , what , what ?
22:04
causes conflict , it only causes conflict if
22:06
you ratio it , 50% water
22:08
, which
22:10
I have nothing further add to the Scotch . I'm
22:12
just going to keep railing on Vern for adding too much water .
22:14
This is a very 2020 Scotch .
22:16
In this situation . Vern is the kid who dropped
22:18
the pop fly , and doesn't ? It struck out
22:20
a bunch of times and we're all the disappointed dads
22:23
, Disappointed and
22:25
burnt .
22:27
And that kid's not allowed to say like well , what have you
22:29
done with your life ? That's
22:31
the cackle of dads .
22:33
No , it's not about us right now . We're talking
22:35
about you right now , like a good dad Like
22:37
a good dad
22:40
.
22:40
What are we working ?
22:41
with yeah , do we want to rate it ? Are we
22:43
ready to rate this puppy ?
22:45
Yeah , okay .
22:46
We're going to start . We're going
22:48
to start with you , Vern .
22:51
That's the only place we could start .
22:53
You have to go first . 6.9 .
22:55
Oh , nice , nice Everything . I
22:58
think it already has it's 0.9 Scotch
23:00
past the class
23:03
. It
23:05
did no extra credit , but
23:07
it was still present
23:09
. It was all
23:12
it showed up . It was a nice day . Can
23:15
I interrupt ?
23:16
Because you were stoked when you
23:18
saw this Scotch on your class roster
23:20
. At the beginning you said
23:22
something like you
23:24
.
23:24
I agree with Andrew , you loved it .
23:26
No , who are you ? Check the podcast you
23:28
loved ? Yeah , rewind the tape .
23:30
He was smelling it . He was about to give this a 10
23:32
on this on the nose .
23:35
Yeah , but then you .
23:37
Scotch only goes so far before you
23:39
need .
23:39
I mean , I didn't water it down until
23:42
, but
23:44
, like we all remember , the nose is great
23:46
and the nose only
23:48
gets you so far , as they say .
23:50
So it's like a good first impression Scotch , but
23:53
it was so . It was like a great meeting great
23:55
encounter , engaging , and
23:59
then we always talk about .
24:01
You know a party ? What guest at the party ? So
24:03
this is the guest that showed up shook hands
24:05
, was really cool and you're like , wow , that guy is
24:07
super cool . And then he got drunk and
24:10
he ended up being a fucking asshole .
24:11
Yeah , I mean no , not
24:14
full asshole , but Okay , without
24:17
the fucking just asshole . Honestly
24:19
, not even that was just like a
24:22
disappointment , you know , like
24:24
he didn't add anything to the party
24:26
. He ate all the nice
24:29
. He ate all the best appetizers
24:33
. He ate the whole
24:35
salmon ball , the shrimp .
24:37
The shrimp yeah .
24:40
The double eggs , the devil eggs
24:42
, and didn't show up with anything . And
24:45
you're like eat half and put it back . I didn't
24:47
show up with anything .
24:48
Everybody was excited when he walked in the door
24:50
and then it just yeah , he
24:52
was like I'll dip the chicken wings .
24:54
It was big at the beginning and then it just there
24:57
was nowhere to hang your hat on a scotch . It
24:59
was just a nub Every
25:01
time you tried to hang your hat and just kept falling off
25:03
the whole .
25:04
Okay .
25:05
And and . I mean
25:07
, I feel like 6.9 is just a little generous
25:10
, because the nose was good
25:12
. Okay , nose was good
25:14
. I'll give you that there was a lot to do with
25:16
the nose and
25:18
there was just nothing else after that
25:20
. Okay , other than
25:23
like I mean , I guess as a mixer
25:25
or something like that , you could .
25:27
All right , 6.9
25:30
from Vern , I'll go next . The
25:33
first thing I always think is , like you know , would
25:35
I have this at home ? Does it mean
25:37
my home test ? It
25:40
doesn't , because it was just a little bit too
25:43
fireball-y for
25:45
my taste and again
25:47
, I couldn't kind of see past the fireball
25:50
, even after the water . The water did make
25:52
it better , I think it did for me , but
25:55
it wasn't my favorite profile
25:57
, I think , even to begin with . But yeah
26:00
, just I don't
26:03
know , I made
26:05
fun of Vern a ton , but I also
26:07
kind of agree with him , like I think
26:09
there we go . So I think I
26:11
am actually going to give it a 6.8 .
26:13
Oh my God , I hate you so much Wow
26:16
.
26:16
Can I change my rating ? No , you can't
26:18
, andrew .
26:21
You guys are wrong . Best
26:24
no dip , but also I'm just a contrarian
26:26
. So now I feel , like I have to defend this scotch . I
26:31
liked it . I evaluate
26:33
scotches the same way . Would I buy this ? Yes , I would
26:35
. I would invite this to my party , aka
26:38
Bar Cart .
26:40
Even if it was somebody that you knew would
26:42
turn unruly . Well
26:45
, I guess , in your opinion , what are we talking about ? This scotch ? I
26:47
don't think this scotch was unruly Okay you're not
26:49
in this boat .
26:53
No , I'm not in your boat . Okay .
26:55
So you think this guest showed up to the party and they added a lot
26:57
to the party and they stuck around
26:59
and helped clean up .
27:00
This , I think , is the guest that
27:03
showed up
27:05
and I was immediately intrigued
27:07
and I couldn't get myself away
27:09
from other guests as the host to
27:12
go find out more about this guest
27:15
. Do you want it ? I want to learn more about this
27:17
guest and I'm
27:19
definitely inviting this guy to the next party . Okay
27:22
, I don't know . My last sip
27:25
of it was my favorite , oh that
27:27
says a lot . I
27:30
really liked it . It was really interesting
27:32
. It was complex to me
27:34
. Very
27:37
different nose and palate , very
27:39
different after water I didn't put quite
27:41
as much water as Vern did . Nobody
27:43
did .
27:47
I had . I think about what I put in . I wish they would make these
27:49
glasses bigger
27:51
. Three ounces is
27:53
not enough . You need a spiked glass .
27:55
Everyone else gets a Glen .
27:56
Caron .
27:57
Next time Vern just bring your hydro flask , a
27:59
two-handle , glen Caron .
28:03
Yeah , I dug it . I
28:06
want to try it again . I guess I don't need to add
28:08
anything . I'll give it a solid eight .
28:11
Dave , eight is also the number
28:13
that I was entertaining . I wish
28:16
that , like you said , I wish that the
28:18
nose and the palate lined up a little bit more , but
28:20
I did get some of the orange citrus
28:22
kind of notes that I got from the nose
28:25
. Yeah , I enjoyed
28:27
it . It didn't blow me away , but I did
28:29
dig it , nathan
28:32
.
28:33
Yeah , I think you know , going
28:35
off the what I invite this guy
28:38
to the party , I would say
28:40
yes , I would have this bottle in my cabinet
28:42
. It was interesting enough
28:44
that I would like to revisit it . I
28:48
didn't get the fireball notes
28:51
, probably because I haven't had fireball since the
28:53
last time I threw up in high school . But
28:55
I did get just that touch
28:57
of the hot tamale which I like . I
29:00
like that kind of cinnamon sweetness
29:02
, so it didn't . It didn't
29:04
lean so far into like
29:06
alcohol fireball
29:08
plastic bottle territory
29:10
for me . It stayed in glass
29:13
bottle classy . Like
29:15
Andrew said , I didn't get to know
29:17
this person enough , but I'm intrigued
29:20
so I would go back to
29:22
it . I'm going to give it a 7.7 . Chris
29:26
.
29:27
I've been thinking about this . I'm
29:30
excited to be back . So I'm not trying to be
29:32
like 9.5 , you know , just because I'm excited
29:34
to be here . So I haven't had good scotch in
29:36
a while . No , I like
29:38
it . I think it's interesting . I
29:42
drink it again 8.2
29:44
.
29:46
Evan Nice . Unfortunately
29:49
, the scotch suffers from the
29:52
fact that I'm looking at a table full of other
29:54
wonderful , delicious scotches that I really
29:56
really enjoy . Log of Wulun 16
29:58
is staring at me right now and
30:01
the thing that I like about those scotches
30:03
particularly , you know , the more
30:05
Pete forward ones is they're more complicated . This
30:08
was a little too simple for me , a little
30:10
too . One note we
30:12
couldn't really dig much out of it and
30:15
yeah , to the point where you guys are looking
30:18
for something else , like I just don't think anything else
30:20
was there , so
30:22
I'm going to give it . I mean , I still enjoyed it . It
30:24
was still a well-made scotch , so I'll
30:26
give it a 7 . Yeah
30:28
, I'll give it a 7 .
30:30
Alex . So
30:33
I thought I was going to have to verne . He said 6.9
30:36
. I was like , yeah , you're right , 6.8 . And then he
30:38
said nub . And I was like , yeah , you're
30:40
right , nub . And
30:47
I picked up a lot of like the
30:50
milk , chocolate and radishes and I was like that's really weird
30:52
. There was some
30:54
weird , the nose was cool , the
30:57
palette was weird , the
30:59
water made it better . Yeah
31:02
, 6.8 .
31:04
I feel like that should be bumped to 7 , though , because
31:06
you got a malort note .
31:10
Every month .
31:12
Like a.2 handicap if you get a malort
31:14
note it's worth.2
31:17
, right ?
31:17
All right , you want to know where we're at .
31:19
Yeah , yeah . So
31:22
you said this was an angry scotch 7.4
31:24
. 7.4 as a club .
31:28
That's kind of higher than I expected .
31:30
So this was how'd you say ? I feel like you said it
31:32
well , Like this is a divisive scotch
31:35
or an angry scotch .
31:36
I said that this scotch causes
31:38
conflict , conflict .
31:40
Yeah .
31:46
And .
31:46
Nathan said and Nathan said
31:49
enigma . So
31:51
I don't know if we broke the enigma code
31:53
tonight , but who
31:55
said it was you , andrew . I want to give credit
31:57
where credit's due . Maybe Enigma , dave
32:01
. What are we drinking ?
32:04
No , oh that's why what
32:06
it's
32:09
in a southern cask Wow
32:12
.
32:12
Very interesting .
32:14
So it's the . It was the graphics .
32:16
Yeah , you definitely went for the graphics , didn't you
32:18
? And it sucked you in .
32:20
Southern cask finish 50% .
32:22
Aaron is islands .
32:23
Yeah it's , it's hot , it's an island
32:25
. It's the only distillery on a tiny
32:27
little island , so I was pretty close to my
32:29
skirt . Southern is like a French
32:31
dessert wine and
32:34
it's about the same color as a scotch Sunflower
32:37
yellow .
32:38
So for those at home , the
32:41
bottle is what
32:44
would you call the shape , dave ? Is
32:46
there a good way to ? That's
32:48
amazing . It's very untraditional
32:51
scotch bottle .
32:53
It's undescribable , yeah . It's like
32:55
Got some notches on the top . I don't
32:57
know how you would describe it .
32:58
It's got a short nubby
33:00
mouth on it .
33:03
Like a stubborn , yeah , stubborn .
33:05
That's like the old . Uh , that was a tasting
33:08
Beer stubby bottles
33:10
.
33:10
But what , what I think is really cool is
33:12
the kind of honey color
33:15
honey mustard kind of
33:17
uh label and box
33:19
that it came in is super
33:21
cool . And different very different
33:23
, oh also 50%
33:27
alcohol .
33:29
Who gets 50 tomorrow ? I said
33:31
52 . Yeah , you're . I said 56
33:33
.
33:33
I was way up .
33:35
Yeah , do you
33:37
want me to read the tasting notes on the bottle
33:39
?
33:40
Hell yeah .
33:42
Satelene casque finish
33:44
Uh , Ferdinand . Notes of
33:46
apricot and
33:49
pear combined
33:52
with a touch of nutmeg and
33:54
honey sweetness . Somebody said honey
33:56
, but otherwise we blew that A richly rewarding
33:59
partnership between Aaron Singlemall
34:01
and the glorious Satelene
34:03
casque .
34:05
Wow .
34:07
Glad we had . Vern read that Apricot
34:09
.
34:10
I picked it because it seemed , based
34:12
on the description , color and everything like it would
34:14
be a good summer scotch it
34:17
gives summer vibes , yeah , and
34:19
then visually . And the nose
34:21
also provided heavy summer vibes
34:23
for me . Palette
34:26
, not a summery . You
34:28
know , like a goth kid during summer
34:30
you know Great
34:33
note .
34:35
Well , we just had an Aaron couple
34:37
months ago .
34:38
Yeah , we did .
34:41
I feel like I really liked that .
34:43
Yeah , we loved that one .
34:45
That's why , they have five
34:48
varieties , and this one was the one that felt
34:50
the most summery , I think different years , or they buy
34:52
colors .
34:53
They're all different finishes . Yeah , they're all different finishes
34:55
.
34:57
Okay , their first snow was
34:59
apricot . Yeah , apricot
35:01
.
35:02
It should have been for me like it was very
35:04
citrus forward , not apricot forward
35:06
, but maybe they're , I don't know like . Also
35:08
haven't like given a lot of time to smelling
35:11
apricots recently .
35:12
So I'll have to dive back in . Apricots
35:15
are like a part of my childhood . I feel like I'm pretty in tune
35:17
with apricots . You can read my book
35:20
, my Fourth Coming . What's
35:22
that the title ?
35:24
Apricots and Names .
35:26
In tune with apricots . Yeah
35:28
, it's called the Nub Chronicles . It's called
35:31
the Nub Chronicles . More on the science-based
35:33
side of apricots .
35:34
Does anybody know what region that is ? Do you know Andrew ?
35:36
It's Highland because it's an island , okay
35:40
.
35:41
I will say I'm not a graphic designer , but I
35:43
very much like the bottle in the packaging . Yeah
35:45
, it's gorgeous .
35:47
Dave hit us man .
35:49
Amazing , there's Braille on the label
35:51
too .
35:52
Just the shape of the bottle and the label itself
35:54
and the font . It's very visually pleasing .
35:57
Chris , you're not the graphic designer . Yeah
35:59
, and the coordinates , the color story
36:01
is really nice .
36:04
That peachy cream color with
36:07
the black is great . Yeah
36:10
, I just think the packaging is really solid . It's
36:13
not overdone at all . It's really
36:15
tasteful . Yeah
36:17
, I wish it tasted . As I don't have a
36:19
problem with the Scotch , I did like it . You
36:22
gave it a 8, . Yeah , I mean
36:24
there was more in the tank for . I just wish
36:27
it lined up with the nose a little more .
36:29
What was the price point ? It was low 70s
36:32
.
36:33
Okay , before tax I was like after
36:35
taxes 80 bucks .
36:40
Any final thoughts anybody
36:42
?
36:44
I guess it makes sense , because I'm not
36:46
a huge fan of like port finished Scotches
36:49
or any of the like , you know the sweeter
36:51
finished Scotches . So having a French
36:53
dessert wine finished Scotch was
36:56
not up my alley , does it ?
36:57
say how long it was in . Just
36:59
as the Any of the casks .
37:02
It was and they put finished in
37:04
quotes Fascinating
37:07
, it's
37:09
liked by our master blender to be quote
37:12
finished in South Elcliné
37:14
wine casks sourced from
37:16
an artisan producer of this iconic
37:19
Bordeaux sweet white
37:21
wine .
37:22
Fascinating , it's
37:24
actually a sweet white wine , more tasting notes online
37:27
, that kind of dip into our trigger words , that we were
37:29
using Fireball .
37:33
Bitter .
37:35
Radish .
37:37
Did someone say salty .
37:41
No Hot Toys Fireball
37:43
and Radish .
37:45
Instead of knob , there was nip .
37:50
Nip , which is Gaelic for nub
37:52
. Don't look
37:54
at it . Look at it .
37:58
Fresh herbs . Someone
38:00
said rosemary , oh
38:02
yeah , andrew didn't Job
38:05
. That's pretty
38:08
much it .
38:09
Yeah .
38:13
Well , dave , thanks for bringing this Scotch .
38:15
Thanks , dave , this very divisive
38:17
Scotch .
38:18
Thanks , dave , you
38:21
got it .
38:22
That's wrap , alright
38:25
.
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