Kids today are becoming more and more corrupt by modern day society, that much is true. If only there was a group of leather clad, stright-edge skeletons who could lead them on the path of christ. If only...Curtis gets a kill, the gang discusses elephant seals.

Mystic Tenders are: Elijah as the Dungeon Master, Brandon as Curtis VanArsdale, Ayanna as Felix Farkle, Cameron as Montreal Jones, Kaleb as Bruce Bearner and Zack as Gelato "Action" Brannson.