Never once in my life have I apologized for making a podcast, but dear listeners today is that day. We invite you to make the grave mistake of watching Lady in the Water, one of the lowest of the low points of M. Night Shyamalan's career. Enter a world where the biggest mystery is how this movie was financed. What is a J.G. Scrunt? Who is Cleveland Heep? How ashamed was M Night after making this? Why am I asking you all these questions? Steal your neighbor's cat, put a bonnet on him, and eat some nachos cause it's Nacho Mama's first *bad movie feature*.