Twilight is back and more terrible than ever! And so is our audio! Sorry about that, but this is our final episode we record half a world apart. Next time you hear from us, we will be back in the basement, and up to our regular shenanigans!

404: A Very Twilight Musical

Jul 1st, 2021

Happy summer everyone! Hope you are all finding ways to keep it cool like us cool kids. But don't worry, this Twilight episode definitely doesn't turn up the heat. In fact, the romance in the series' third edition, Eclipse, is quite lack luster

403: How to White Fang Your Girlfriend 101

Jun 9th, 2021 1h 2m

Okay, so we are still on this Twilight journey. We know it's all downhill from New Moon, therefore we are excited to talk about how brown this movie is, and how Bella can't fully open her eyes. And yes, we discuss the book at some point. Howeve

402: The Blue One

May 3rd, 2021 1h 24m

Vampires: a tale as old as time. So why did we all get hooked, and then subsequently hateful of this series? Twilight continues to baffle us. So join the shady ladies as we beat the crap out of this book and movie. Oh, and did we mention that

401: WE HAVE RISEN

Apr 9th, 2021 1h 3m

First of all, we apologize for the hiatus we have been on. If you are wondering why, where, who, how, etc., then just listen to this episode because we get into it. But not without also addressing Animal Crossing, German traffic patterns, and s

310: The Truth About Chicken Wings

Nov 9th, 2020 1h 3m

We're back again and later than ever before! You didn't think we'd go a year without a Halloween episode, did you? Lucky for us, Halloween isn't just a day. It's a state of mind. Plus, we recorded this the day after Halloween, so we were still

Cliff Hanger and Justin Time

Oct 19th, 2020 59m 33s

HELLO ITS GABY WE LITERALLY RECORDED THESE IN SEPTEMBER I JUST DIDN'T POST THEM UNTIL NOW 2020 AMIRITE. I haven't posted the podcast in so long, it's nice to see you all again. How are you? I hope you enjoy this long awaited episode, I will mak

308: We Got Cursed

Sep 14th, 2020 1h 4m

What do Waluigi, Westley from the Princess Bride, Jess Mariano, and Geralt from the Witcher have in common? They're all bad boys. You know we can't resist those leather jackets (or long purple overalls), defiant attitudes and smoldering eyes. O

307: Very Bad Network

Aug 31st, 2020 53m 11s

Welcome back to our very on topic, very serious literary podcast. This episode we wrap up our discussion on Tomi Adeyemi's amazing book, Children of Blood and Bone. Like I said, this is a very serious discussion that we waste absolutely no time

306: Mario?

Aug 17th, 2020 57m 25s

Welcome back to our nonsense book club! We're still enamored with Tomi Adeyemi's Children of Blood and Bone. This week we're covering the first half of the book. So if you haven't read it, watch out for spoilers! Of course, we have to talk more

305: The Nonsense Book Club

Aug 3rd, 2020 1h 14m

This week, we’re talking about our first book club book: Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi. We would love for you to read it, because it’s incredible. In this episode we dive into the characters, the setting, and the amazing Tomi Adeye

304: The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie

Jul 27th, 2020 1h 13m

Have you ever seen a bird? The answer is no. Because birds aren't real. Want to know why? Then listen to this week's podcast as we dive into conspiracy theories. Can you trust that pigeon? What or who is behind crop circles? What are the limits

303: Plot or Not

Jul 20th, 2020 1h 14m

If you've listened to even 5 minutes of our podcast, you'll know that two of us really really like Teen Wolf. And one of us really really doesn't. Since this is our month of nonsense, of course we're making a Teen Wolf episode. We're playi

302: Fondued

Jul 13th, 2020 49m 45s

Grab your gel pens, Lip Smackers gloss, and Ipod Nano, because this podcast is taking you back to middle school. If you've ever been a bored 14 year old with the internet, you'll know where we're coming from. We get a little immature as w

301: Cool for the Summer

Jul 6th, 2020 1h 21m

We're back again and hopping on a trend. This week we're tier ranking our summer wish list. We rank things like mowing the lawn, beaches, and required summer reading. Find out what we love to do and what we hate to do. And we've got some stron

253: Return of the Nonsense

Jun 29th, 2020 1h 9m

We're back! And we've missed you. We sat down with our masks on to talk about the last few months. A few things:Black lives matter. Black trans lives matter. Black lives matter in every aspect of society and life. It's the education system, t

BONUS: Muggles Against Humanity

Apr 18th, 2020

Hey everyone! Sorry that it's been so long since we uploaded, but we are all practicing safe social distancing during these trying times! Enjoy this throwback episode from last summer, and we hope to be back to podcasting soon to bring you al

252: Spikes for Hands

Mar 23rd, 2020

If you've been listening to us for a little while, you know that Paige has refused to read Cursed Child, talk about Cursed Child, or reference Cursed Child as an entity that exists. We're starting a new series, so Paige can finally understand t

251: Monster Madness

Mar 16th, 2020

To be honest, it feels weird to be writing such an upbeat description in a stressful and sad time. We hope this podcast can make you laugh, feel good, and escape your worries for even a little while. If you're feeling cooped up, we hope it feel

250: Well, That Got Dark

Mar 9th, 2020

It goes without saying that the Department of Mysteries in Harry Potter is.... mysterious. The people that work there are called "unspeakables" and literally can't make small talk about their jobs. And remember that huge fight between Harry's f

249: Soupe de Purse, Part Deux

Mar 2nd, 2020

Here's a quick recap of our last potions episode: poaching is bad, Snape isn't great, potions are hard to make and cauldrons are like soup purses. Now that you're up to speed, you can listen to our next episode about potions. There's actually A

248: Soup Purse

Feb 17th, 2020

Welcome to potions 101! Casey, Gaby and Paige are today's teachers. Today, we'll talk about potions class in Hogwarts, Snape as a teacher, and cover the topic of cauldrons. We know you want to know all about cauldrons. Questions we'll cover inc

247: Come Smell Our Cheerio City

Feb 10th, 2020

Happy Val Day Sab! You won't need a love potion to fall for this week's episode. And that's good cause we spend about 5 minutes debating what love potions would smell like to us. Then we take it back to 2002 and play a game of Harry Potter MASH

246: There Once Was A Man Named Seamus Finnigan

Feb 3rd, 2020

There was an old man named Seamus Finnigan and he had a best friend named Dean Thomas. Who are you more like? Seamus or Dean? If you're a Seamus, you're a little chaotic, but with a good heart. If you're a Dean, you're level headed and stand by

245: FIND!

Jan 27th, 2020

Here comes another episode that we've been talking about doing for a long time. We're talking about the best musical ever written, A Very Potter Musical. So settle in with some Red Vines, cause we gotta get back to Hogwarts. We talk about the h