Ahh national parks. Vast landscapes where the average person can feel qualified to tough it in the wild (as long as you can pay the park fee). But what do we make of all the mysterious disappearances that happen in these parks annually? Could it just be individuals getting lost and succumbing to the elements? Maybe its Bigfoot? Wendigo? Govt. agents stealing children to start a child army prepared to fight the looming power of china? well... probably, probably, likely, and definitely.