The year is 2022, Elden Ring is released. Thousands, maybe even millions of nerds from around the world have gone into hiding. They are the chosen, the patient, the persistent, the slightly smelly after 3 days of no sleep. They are, the Tarnished. This week we recover Nick and Jamie, our very own potential Elden Lords, from the depths of the Lands Between, shower them off, and slap the Flame of Ambition outta them so they can give us (and you) their hot take on this massive title. Once the air has cleared, we move on and talk about our favorite Remakes and Remasters, skirt around the edges of Nick sanity by discussing Star Wars, praise highly and continually the hidden gem that is Vampire Survivors, then close things out with a catchup on Josh's quest to finally play his backlog.