We discuss our hopes and concerns for upcoming shows, sing praise of Juuls, then discuss what little we saw of night one of the second 2019 Democratic Debates, poke the bear that is the discussion on reparations, Kamala Harris' Pell Grant for successful businesses in low income areas, Epstein's supposed suicide attempt, ExHentai's shutdown, Team Fortress 2's economy collapse, the ongoing Mueller case, how no one is talking about Bagel Boss two weeks later, the federal reinstatement of the death penalty, the garlic fest shooting, the mock arrests at Circle K in Pennsylvania, and the threat to IIlhan Omar that is Danielle Stella.