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Mommy, we last had you on

1:02

the show before the Super Bowl, where

1:04

you said definitively that Jason

1:06

was your favorite. Has that changed at

1:08

all this season? Not yet. Oh

1:14

my God! Welcome

1:19

back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen,

1:22

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you just can't resist. The best part

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of the sandwich, as they they call

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it. We are your hosts. I'm

1:33

Travis Kelsey, my big brother, Jason Kelsey. And

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showed I com or Jason want to tell

2:05

everybody what I just said and will we

2:08

get someone up Such I drove home. As.

2:11

All of us know he has been

2:13

asking for more of our family members

2:15

more via all the time we are

2:17

doing spurts but we did figure what's

2:19

better. Than around the

2:21

holidays than two or have a little

2:23

bit of a family read get together

2:25

A re. Ah out of ten

2:27

during of wherever been that life Greek in

2:30

own have any of that makes sense but

2:32

interests and with his enemies you get a

2:34

very special ops of you guys. We are

2:36

going to be joined by multiple members of

2:38

the Kelsey family. It's going to talk about

2:40

our Christmases. Some family traditions get to the

2:43

bottom of some questions you guys have sent

2:45

in and have been asking. So.

2:47

I'm. But. First we have

2:49

to get to are. Where. We always to

2:51

do. With. Her. Voice. Londoners,

2:53

his momma girls, the. Superdome

2:58

America's Favorite Moms or unless you're

3:00

Super Bowl and still holds that

3:02

title in our hearts and hopefully

3:04

yours or she makes the best

3:06

cookies deter or the as ever

3:08

seen as she could take anyone's

3:10

mom verse mom in a cage

3:12

match. By. Out

3:15

of some. Up please refer to

3:17

the show. The real star of the Kelsey

3:19

family. Mama. Chelsea. Oh.

3:27

Hey guys are you do get

3:29

files are A Are you enjoying

3:31

Silly mom. I am

3:33

loving Philly. It's very warm here, surprisingly

3:35

so. Really it? yes, yes, we didn't

3:37

even have to wear winter coats. He

3:39

was fifty durant over in the fifties

3:41

for the games. Yeah, And

3:44

I was didn't I didn't say I don't

3:46

think a snowed on Christmas but it's been

3:48

snowing ever since last night. As lovely as

3:50

live here we are Some flurries outside of

3:53

Sigma I get to experience as this weekend.

3:55

Pseudo. Arana. around

3:58

agreed com enjoy the the new year here

4:00

in Kansas City, Christmas and Philly New Year's and

4:02

you do it you do it right see the

4:04

girls for Christmas and then come party

4:07

it up for New Year's you know

4:11

you know what you're doing. What'd you get the

4:13

girls before we jump into this? Oh man I

4:15

got him a bunch of little things you

4:18

know some clothes. You were always good at

4:20

the stocking stuffers you were always a pro

4:22

at that. I haven't seen a stocking quite

4:25

like yours. Yeah I haven't done that in

4:27

a while but there were some fun

4:30

things that they got so it was good. I

4:32

love it. Did a... ...a knick-knacks

4:34

some books for Benny because

4:36

she tears up like little indestructible

4:38

books. Yeah a little I

4:41

got him a little dinosaur egg that

4:43

when you open it up it shows the

4:45

galaxy on the ceiling and everything. Yeah

4:48

so I thought that'd be kind of cool. That's pretty

4:50

cool. That'll keep them awake for hours. There

4:53

you go. Keep their mind racing.

4:56

Help Jason and Kylie out. Yeah

4:58

there you go. Well that's awesome. Jason you want to you

5:00

want to jump us off? Yeah I

5:02

think as always you know we're gonna get

5:05

to the first thing which is... ...Noonoo!

5:10

Noonoo! There we go. Like

5:12

a pro. Mom your famous

5:15

cookies made it big time this

5:17

year. You are officially little Debbie.

5:21

That's probably better. You're officially

5:24

Betty Crocker. Mama

5:26

Kelso's cookies were sold at both Arrowhead and

5:28

the link for our Christmas

5:30

games. Did

5:33

you see everybody like

5:35

I don't know how to go during the game? There was everybody

5:37

coming up to you telling your cookies were amazing or what? Well

5:40

I there we were kind of away

5:43

from the general population on Christmas

5:45

Day because the girls were with

5:47

us. I did have a lot of people

5:49

signal to me from the various

5:52

places and they were holding up my cookies

5:54

and doing one of those and

5:56

it was great because they were sold out

5:58

like within the first... Six minutes

6:01

damn did they tell you how

6:03

many cookies were sold or

6:05

made? I think there was 25,000

6:09

at both 25,000 and

6:11

Philly and 25,000 in Kansas City and they were

6:13

sold out of both How how long did

6:15

it take you to make all those cookies? To

6:19

be a day They

6:23

were working like an era mark was very

6:25

very kind they took my recipe and they

6:28

did all the cooking for me So it was

6:30

awesome. Thank you mark. Thank you.

6:33

Thank you for not making my mom slave

6:35

cookies to everyone We're

6:39

gonna get to another one of our favorite segments which

6:41

is no dumb questions, but this is gonna be no

6:43

dumb questions Donna Kelsey's now

6:46

mama. Okay. Yes, so Yeah,

6:49

try if you want to leave it off. Yeah mom since you're our

6:51

first guest today Would you do

6:53

the honor of joining us for Kelsey edition of

6:55

no dumb questions? Of course, it sounds like fun.

6:57

Nice All right. Well, let's get to it. No

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I haven't because I haven't been able to find

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them in florida yet, but you want to try

7:52

one sure I'll definitely try one. You're

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7:56

That's right I got to get up early to get

7:58

on the plane the spirit mom

8:00

just sounds like a Kelsey right there

8:04

so we should try good cherry ice

8:06

pop or rocket pop what flavor should

8:09

I have a tryout I like cherry

8:11

so I don't want you to break

8:13

it now yeah there you go my

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nails you're gonna pop off thank you

8:18

there's a big moment oh

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that's just one just be honest danger but more

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than I say honest make sure you're very complimentary

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because they pay a lot of money no that's

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really good I really like the flavor there

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that's pretty good all right well well

8:34

and that's the show ladies and gentlemen

8:36

thank you guys for tuning in let's

8:39

get to some no dumb questions because this thing

8:42

is a dumb question just dumbass

8:44

people all right mommy excuse my

8:46

language I'm from Megan 83 26

8:48

on YouTube if the Kelsey gals

8:51

played football what position do

8:53

we think they would excel in mama

8:56

Kelce Kylie Wyatt

8:58

Ellie Benny Wyatt

9:01

running back with her adorable 40

9:03

in the living room okay all

9:05

right that's solid maybe I

9:07

could see her I can see her toting that thing what

9:10

do you thinking mommy who we started with mom I think

9:12

we start with mom mom what all

9:15

right mom it's defense foreign

9:21

shiver down right to the

9:24

grill definitely great to the top what

9:26

uh what love are you about mom

9:28

are you a lineman linebacker or secondary

9:31

I think it's secondary because I'm pretty

9:33

fast right you are fast okay you

9:35

are fast secondary yeah like cornerback maybe

9:38

oh my god mama Kelce is

9:40

the only white dv

9:43

I'll choke

9:47

you out hey listen sometimes you just

9:49

gotta buy the guy gouge

9:56

the eyes double thumb action

9:59

I like it Yeah, all right She's

10:03

clearly thought about these moves before people I Love

10:08

it. All right. All right. So mom's

10:10

a white DB. What about Kylie? What do you think

10:12

Kylie's playing? Oh Kylie? She's kind of moved the ball.

10:14

She's either gonna be running it or she's gonna be

10:16

throwing it. Yeah, I think that's accurate She

10:19

was really really good and accurate as

10:21

a field hockey player when she was

10:23

when she was shooting Oh, she

10:25

could shoot her really hard. Kylie's a QB You

10:28

told me Either

10:30

that or she's running with it. She's a you

10:32

know running back So III think

10:34

I think that's more like why why

10:36

it's definitely gonna be the running back.

10:39

Yeah. Yeah I've definitely seen why I

10:41

just about anybody Kylie

10:44

might be like a taste of Hill. Yeah, I just be like

10:46

a Red

10:49

little thread be slight a

10:51

tight end. I should secret

10:53

weapon No, I really think

10:55

Elliot's gonna be the tight end because

10:57

she has no fear. She really whatsoever.

11:00

She doesn't That's one trait. You

11:02

gotta have a tight end. Yeah, no fearless

11:04

not nothing. Yeah, let's go for sure She's got

11:07

to make it to a full adulthood. We don't

11:09

know if that's gonna happen yet She just jumps

11:12

off the couch willy-nilly and dives

11:14

into the floor like it's a pool She's

11:17

she's getting there. She's my niece. Yeah,

11:19

I walked out for those second ones, man Are

11:22

is Benny old enough to it's hard to tell

11:25

with Benny Benny's a football right now She's not

11:27

hard to see is the football. There you go.

11:29

It's hard to get yours It's

11:31

not he'll just be the football That

11:35

counts mom for you to say that you're

11:37

a white DB just made my fucking He's

11:47

ready to give somebody a high stick right there to the caps All

11:50

right. Well, thank you Megan 83 26

11:53

on YouTube. That was a that was a fun one to go down We

11:57

got another one from Leanne Ellis 57-48

12:00

no dumb question

12:03

was mama Kelso sports fan before having her

12:05

boys. Yes, I was Yeah,

12:10

I mean, you know when I

12:13

was in school and things like that There

12:15

was no title nine really didn't have collegiate

12:17

sports for for women about the only thing you

12:19

could do was be in the Olympics and Well,

12:22

they had them but it wasn't yeah, it wasn't as many

12:24

opportunities. No, they weren't a lot of his grandma played Yeah,

12:27

she did. Yeah, there were some you know

12:29

sports that you could do that with but

12:32

Not in the ones that I was interested in

12:35

my basketball and baseball and things like that But

12:38

I did baseball or some really

12:40

softball When it

12:42

was with corporate when I got into the

12:44

corporate arena We did a lot of that

12:46

and also darts that I don't know if

12:48

you've started at a sport But I was

12:50

on a team we were in the all-girls league

12:52

and I did that a lot of you How did

12:55

we not know this? I

12:59

Dartboard right here. I got it right over there.

13:02

I don't know if I could do it I

13:04

that's something you have to be you have to

13:06

do a lot. Oh stop it To

13:12

your offspring we have the same genes as you just

13:14

pick that thing up and But

13:17

yeah, I did darts and whatever I

13:19

whatever I could you know, I could get involved

13:21

and I did a little bit of soccer But

13:23

I'm not an endurance runner. I'm a sprinter. So

13:25

yeah, couldn't do the soccer thing. Yeah,

13:28

you're not right. I'll polls in softball Yeah

13:34

Who are your who were your teams growing up was it

13:36

all Cleveland based or did you kind of have a Were

13:39

you biased a little bit to some other

13:41

teams? No, I stayed true to the Cleveland

13:43

Browns and the Cavs and away mom To

13:46

under right there. So guarding now the

13:48

Guardians now, but yeah, yeah, I stay

13:51

with the Cleveland team Have you seen

13:53

the Browns new quarterback? Yes,

13:57

I have have you seen some highlights on me he's doing pretty

13:59

good Yeah, he is. They're doing

14:01

very well. They're getting

14:04

hot right now. Smoking Joe.

14:06

Smoking Joe, Joe Flacco. Sounds about right.

14:08

That was, mom is definitely

14:10

one of the people who brought

14:13

sports into me and Jason's life. So yes,

14:15

she's always been a sports fan. I can

14:17

honestly say that your dad was the one

14:19

that searched out teams and things like that. And

14:22

we just shared getting you to wherever you needed

14:24

to go and whatever sport you wanted to play. Oh

14:27

yeah. We followed you. Whatever

14:29

sport you wanted to play, that's

14:31

what we did. So

14:33

I guess how did we get into sports? What

14:35

was the avenue? Like did we just

14:37

go into things that our friends did? It's hard

14:40

to remember back to like when we first started.

14:42

As early as we could when you were about

14:44

three, you were playing soccer

14:46

in North Richmond. Wow. How

14:49

rough was that to watch? It

14:51

was like a herd. Kids

14:53

would just move around the field

14:55

in a herd. Hockey was around the ball. It

14:57

was funny. That's kind of the way hockey was

15:00

too when you were six. Yeah. Watching

15:02

some of those home videos you got us.

15:04

Yeah. Yeah. How about a dad not being

15:06

able to keep the camera on the puck?

15:11

It was tough to watch. Yeah.

15:14

But yeah, it was fun getting you

15:16

involved in hockey. That's when we finally moved

15:18

to Cleveland Heights and they had a

15:20

rink and it wasn't as far away to drive.

15:23

So those were great times. We had family friends

15:25

that were involved in hockey and we got us

15:27

into it. It was really the halls. Yeah,

15:29

that's right because I feel like

15:32

hockey definitely the halls and

15:34

there was a lot of like community involvement

15:36

in hockey. Yeah. Which kind

15:38

of caused us to start doing it across

15:40

the same way. Like Terry Saylor was

15:42

the coach of the girls team at the high

15:45

school. He was always trying

15:47

to push us into lacrosse. We

15:49

tried it one year and got into that. And

15:53

that was because it was a crossover from

15:55

hockey into lacrosse. Yeah, the

15:57

sports didn't conflict. And you

15:59

get to... The people. Yeah the only thing

16:02

that a. A boy likes better

16:04

than running. don't feel with a stick?

16:06

is running down field with a stick

16:08

and two knives. On their

16:10

feet, He

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some beer. What more could you

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me know in the comments how I did. Let me

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get the guys back and get out of your hair.

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Hey, and I'm going. Brandon, how have your picks been

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a bold Donna holiday topics about the

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force everybody into Kelsey Christmas here. What

19:34

was your, what was your favorite gift

19:36

that you got this year?

19:38

Oh man, that's tough. You have to

19:40

choose. That means you didn't get anything

19:42

good. Just right. Favorite gift. Huh?

19:47

I don't really have one until she comes

19:49

to Kansas city. Yeah, there you go. I

19:52

got you covered. I got, I got the

19:54

family. Christmas is about giving. Nice velour. Christmas

19:57

is about giving. It's

20:00

not about receiving but I did get some really nice

20:02

earrings I have to admit. You

20:05

still have one of your gifts. Jason's still getting

20:07

you earrings huh? Yeah. Hey I do like earrings.

20:09

For some reason you think I don't like them.

20:11

I screwed up and didn't get the mustachios and

20:14

the candle at the same time. It

20:18

was the sweatshirt and the mug with

20:20

your pictures on it that were great the first

20:22

couple of times but every year kind of got

20:24

old. Oh yeah. But

20:27

I do love jewelry so that was always a

20:29

plus. What was the kind of earring we always

20:31

got you though? It was like

20:33

the certain type of rock or

20:35

something. It was hoops. It

20:37

was hoops, okay. It was always hoops. Nice.

20:40

And those are always good. You can wear those anytime. Nice

20:43

as a hoop. There you go. I'm

20:53

burning up right now. It's

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because you got velour on. You're right.

20:57

It is. It is. It's

21:00

hot. Who spoils the girls more?

21:02

You were Jason. Oh

21:05

man. That's close. I would assume

21:07

it would have to be Jason because he's here most of the time.

21:10

Do I spoil him though? I feel like I try not to. You

21:13

don't but you're very kind and you're very gentle.

21:16

You know, you keep him in line. All

21:19

it takes from you is just your

21:21

voice. They stop. That's a

21:23

Kelsey way. You know, yeah. It's any firm.

21:26

Well, he's not a screen. Yeah,

21:28

it's more like that's like a.

21:32

Hey. Hey. Cut

21:34

it out. I'm not even

21:36

making the story up. We

21:38

were in their bedroom

21:40

last night or a couple of days ago actually and I'm trying

21:42

to give him to go to bed and I just keep going

21:45

like this. Hey. Hey.

21:48

And why it's like

21:50

dad. Dad, why do you go like this? Like

21:54

what? Because I mean business. That's because I'm

21:56

very. I'm very. I'm very. I'm

21:59

very. It's about to

22:01

get ugly. I'm not playing around. See me smiling? What

22:04

harm am I instilling in them from a

22:06

young age? No.

22:13

You have to make them know that you're serious.

22:15

Yeah. Because a lot of times you're joking around.

22:17

Yeah. Or I've actually seen him. He

22:19

gets the stomps. Dad

22:22

was real good because we lived in a hundred

22:24

year old house in Cleveland Heights. So

22:26

dad used to hit the stomps. Just make a

22:28

lot of noise. The whole house would shake. Just

22:30

make a lot of noise. Like, oh, no. What's

22:32

up? Like, oh, shit, shit, shit, shit. Clean up. Clean

22:35

up. Clean up. Clean up. We're

22:38

doing nothing. You're doing nothing. What the hell did

22:40

I tell you? No,

22:44

it's classic Ed Kelsey.

22:46

All right. Yeah.

22:49

Well, I believe I believe Jason spoils the

22:51

girls. He can't help himself. It's hard not

22:53

to. Do you enjoy holiday games? Yeah.

22:56

Was it fun to go to the Christmas day game? I

22:59

always say that was a good time. I think I'd pick

23:01

the right one. It was a great time because the whole

23:03

atmosphere is great. We

23:08

had like three people

23:10

dressed in rabbit suits

23:13

down below. And they were

23:15

jumping around every time the music was on. Rabbit

23:17

suits? It was hysterical. It was like

23:20

Ralph. Ralphie from the Christmas story. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

23:22

yeah. Nice. The pink ones. They

23:24

were all pink. Pink rabbit suits. And these were

23:27

adults. And they were dancing

23:29

the entire game. And it was hysterical to

23:31

watch them. So it's just fun.

23:33

There was a lot of Santa's in the stands.

23:37

And just, you know, everybody

23:39

was dressed up to the nines. And

23:41

it was just amazing and magical evening.

23:43

It really was awesome. I love

23:45

it. Well, let's

23:47

get to some traditions

23:50

in the Kelsey household. What

23:52

was one of the fun stories that you

23:54

can remember from us as kids on Christmas?

23:56

Geez, I wish I could, but they kind

23:58

of meld all in. you know

24:00

together. But a lot of it

24:02

is you know there were so

24:04

many sports even back then that

24:07

where we were we were at tournaments right

24:09

afterwards or right before we were tournament.

24:13

We were hockey you know

24:15

basketball got started then so the

24:18

the best thing was is

24:20

I love people and so we

24:22

were always surrounded by people and

24:25

our friends and that was what was

24:28

so great about the holidays. It was

24:30

just a lot of people that were around all the

24:32

time and we got to enjoy it with a lot of

24:34

families so it was special time.

24:36

This is true. Is there one Kelsey

24:39

family holiday tradition like

24:41

one definitive like this is it has to

24:43

be this. You just

24:46

you just gave it to us both. Yeah.

24:49

Just gave it to us both. Yeah talking about

24:51

the uh ornaments. You kind of split it right

24:53

down the middle you know. The ornaments that's right.

24:56

I had the Disney ornaments yeah

24:58

we used to put that up on the tree yeah. We

25:00

would always go through it together. I remember that

25:03

one. Yeah putting the tree up with the ornaments

25:05

and uh and the lights and everything. I would

25:07

buy those every year from Rollier and

25:09

it was great. They don't make them

25:11

anymore but they were old porcelain ornaments

25:14

and be careful when you open up

25:16

the boxes because they start falling apart.

25:18

You know Wyatt and Elliot broke two of

25:20

them this year already. Yeah so there were they

25:22

good ones. So I think part of

25:24

it is I think we broke them from before and

25:26

they didn't even take it out of the box. So

25:29

I think what happened is mom had to super

25:31

glue the ornaments from back in the day. Of

25:33

course. Yeah. And the super glue has now since

25:35

dried out so we just have to resoup the

25:37

glue. Yeah so just be careful when you open

25:39

those up because um you know it's.

25:41

Oh mom they're already open. I got them all on the uh

25:43

tree. Oh that's awesome because it's

25:46

just you know in the

25:48

Florida heat you know it's just gets

25:50

really hot. So I'm glad. Yeah. I'm

25:53

glad you like those ornaments. I gave

25:55

both of you guys a box boxes and

25:57

so it's it's kind of they were special

25:59

to me. The one other one

26:01

that I definitely remember being a tradition was

26:04

two batches of blueberry

26:07

muffins. Yeah, yeah. I used to make the

26:09

blueberry muffins and also the rolls, the Pillsbury

26:11

rolls. That's how I knew when to wake

26:13

up. You smell those things upstairs,

26:15

just like, oh, it is about to go

26:17

down. It is time for some

26:19

presents. I haven't

26:21

made those for a while. Man. Just

26:24

like one gulpers. You just take it out, you

26:26

just peel the whole thing. It's just... Yeah. So,

26:29

stooze roll on top. We

26:31

always had Honey Bay Tam. Yeah. They

26:33

were big on ham, not so big on

26:35

turkey. No. Peanut brittle. Park

26:37

chops. You know, things like that. Oh,

26:40

peanut brittle. Chicken cutlet. Didn't you

26:42

know Dad was the candy man just for Christmas? Oh,

26:44

yeah. Yeah. I

26:46

told you guys that because one year you went up

26:48

and looked at your presents and

26:50

I yelled at you and said, Dad makes, you know,

26:52

has a second job just to make sure your Christmas

26:54

is wonderful. It was the year we got the Xbox.

26:58

Yeah. As I remember, we went

27:00

up there. It was the only time we really went up and took

27:03

a peek. I did it every year. Okay.

27:05

It was the only time I went up and took

27:08

a peek. As soon as I found out

27:10

where they were every year. We both went

27:12

up there together this year because we were

27:14

really hoping that Dad was playing a good

27:16

poker face with the Xbox. But we went

27:18

up there. We knew the Xbox was coming.

27:20

Right. And then on Christmas Day, Dad, one

27:23

of us opened it. And Dad did the same thing he always does.

27:26

The old Christmas story like, oh, all the gifts are

27:28

open. I guess they didn't go.

27:30

What's wrong? You didn't get what you

27:32

want. Like, oh, what's over there to

27:34

the table? Yeah. This

27:36

direction. And then we opened it up and

27:39

apparently we did not sell it good enough because

27:42

I thought we sold it good. And

27:44

then we went in there and like right away,

27:47

like unbox it, plugged it in, started playing. Mom

27:51

came in right away and she's like, you know, your

27:53

dad works really hard

27:56

just so we have enough money

27:58

to buy these gifts. He takes an extra job. She

28:00

like I mean laid it on sick

28:03

and we were like mom. I'm just saying

28:05

no, I'm with you I'm in the

28:08

middle of beating level one immortal That's

28:16

the best for that we appreciate you teaching us a

28:18

lesson there How about the one time you bought we

28:21

got the n64? Yeah, and

28:23

you played Donkey Kong country 64

28:26

with us In

28:30

like what three days I spent my

28:32

two-week Christmas vacation working on that we

28:34

would I would do it

28:36

for a level and it's Jason and Travis would

28:38

do it. We made it all the way through.

28:40

That was a great Bonding

28:43

family bonding right there. That was fun. Yeah,

28:45

that was fun. The controllers are

28:47

too difficult now. I can't do it I

28:49

did it well, the games are more difficult.

28:52

There's there that's what it really is It's

28:55

too in-depth now I Prefer

28:57

the games where you have like you got like three buttons

28:59

and you got to be creative to figure out the rest

29:01

of it Once you know I

29:04

I enjoy I enjoy video games nowadays

29:06

still I do. I don't think

29:08

it's too complicated I I just think that I enjoyed

29:10

those old games and the simplicity of it that much

29:12

more So I just play those a lot more. I

29:15

feel like they all play. I'll play n64 and Xbox

29:20

Before I turn on my ps5.

29:22

Yeah, okay, mom. Did you hear about? You're

29:25

about to be in a cage match between

29:27

Bert Kyshyr and Tom Sigur's mom WWE

29:32

picked this up. Yeah, your doesn't listen to the show mom

29:35

you gotta Get it.

29:37

I don't know if you ever real I heard

29:39

that they thought we should be in a match

29:41

You thought we're kind of like still person there

29:43

mom their moms came on and said it's fucking

29:46

on like I did I don't know they didn't

29:48

I don't think they did So

29:51

you're on record as you would hurt them Yeah,

29:59

that's what kind of fighter is Donna

30:01

Kelsey. What are we?

30:03

What do you mean? Are you

30:05

throwing hands? Are you barfing? I

30:08

don't fight fair. That's

30:10

true. That's how we do it. I mean you have to do whatever

30:17

you can when you're in the house with two

30:19

big kids that are

30:22

taller than you. There you go.

30:24

There you go. Well, our mom

30:26

comes in peace if your moms come in

30:28

peace. Okay. We don't want to hurt anybody. Shout

30:31

out to two bears in one

30:33

cave. The 92 percenters really

30:36

enjoyed us talking about Cedar

30:38

Point as kids and

30:41

me being on a leash growing up. Can

30:43

you explain why you put me on

30:45

a leash? No. You were on a

30:48

leash for only like one

30:50

festival because we were scared to death you

30:52

were going to run off with the Kearneys.

30:56

Was this also close in time to

30:58

when I had gotten lost at the

31:00

county fair? Yeah. Your brother had just

31:02

gotten lost a year before and a

31:04

cop car pulled him up and said, is this

31:06

your kid? And I was scared to

31:08

death because you would just run off. I couldn't

31:11

catch you, Travis. You were so fast. Plus I

31:13

couldn't lift you. Oh, mom, you told me if

31:15

you get lost, go right here. You would always

31:17

tell me right before we got here. So

31:20

in my mind, I'm like, I can run

31:22

off. And all the way back to the

31:25

safe spot. You were somewhere in between one

31:27

and two. You started walking at eight months and you were

31:30

just a terror. You know, eight months, you were

31:32

little. We couldn't find you. You would dip in

31:34

and out of cars. And I'm like, I can't,

31:36

I can't have you dying. So yeah,

31:39

that's what we did. It was a short six

31:41

month period until you understood how dangerous it was.

31:44

What kind of leash was it? It wasn't

31:46

a harness. It wasn't a leash.

31:48

We didn't have a leash around your neck. It

31:51

wasn't a say when the bell had that like

31:53

the hardest you pulled the more like choked or

31:55

something. It was a harness on

31:57

his. over

32:00

his shoulders and around his chest. I could just

32:02

see me just cotton candy in

32:04

my hand, just blue mouth and just getting

32:06

choked. No,

32:09

it's just like... It

32:14

was a short six-month period because and it was

32:16

only when there were a lot of traffic we

32:18

were going to somewhere or

32:20

whatever. I couldn't carry you. You

32:22

were just too heavy. Sorry. I didn't

32:25

want to be carried. I was ready to rock and roll.

32:27

Jason. Was Jason ever on a leash? Did ever think like,

32:29

oh, I need to put Jason on a leash? No, he

32:32

stayed close. I got lost. Yeah, but that

32:34

was only one time. Well, you did get

32:36

lost. It was because this was when he...

32:38

They didn't tell me where to come back. At least they

32:40

told you where to come back. This

32:43

was... I guess he's gone. Was it at the

32:45

Ohio State Fair? It was either county fair or

32:47

state fair. Well, remember

32:49

you also got lost on the

32:51

turnpike on our way to Chicago. I

32:53

didn't get lost. I was in the place that you

32:55

left... You guys left me. There's a

32:57

difference of that one. I made the mistake

33:00

of giving both of you because you would

33:02

whine about quarters. There wasn't... There were video

33:05

games or weren't video games that you could

33:07

have in the car yet. So I would

33:09

give you a stack of $10 for the quarters. Oh, yeah.

33:11

This is genius, by the way. And I said, when the

33:14

quarters are gone, that's it. You can't play anymore. Well,

33:17

yeah. So he had a stack of coins. I had to

33:19

go to the bathroom. I got out of the car. We

33:21

were in the minivan. There

33:23

were... Both Jason and

33:26

Ed were asleep in the

33:28

car. You were in the back

33:31

or something like that with a sleeping

33:34

bag over your head. I got out, went to the

33:36

bathroom, came back in. I saw all the bags

33:38

there and everything. And I thought I saw all

33:40

three heads. And sure enough, I

33:44

drove off and you immediately stood

33:46

straight up and you're like, Jason,

33:48

we left the bag. Home Until

34:00

you got on the freeway and I just say

34:02

wait, where's Jason? So you forget

34:04

about you must really hate him. So, you

34:06

know how it goes You have to you

34:09

have to go 20 miles that way on

34:11

a turnpike. Yeah, just a flip of you Yeah,

34:14

so I I'm on the other side of

34:16

the turnpike yelling. Do you have him? Got

34:18

out and ran back. He did. He

34:21

ran two miles back to his pants.

34:23

Roger There's no way

34:25

you ran two miles not two miles The

34:29

first time the story was told it was half a mile then

34:31

it went to a mile now It's migrated up to two. Oh,

34:34

I got a blast. No way dad ran two miles He

34:40

was grabbing his chest and I thought he was

34:42

gonna have a heart attack I'm like, are you

34:44

okay? Well,

34:47

Jason has always been known to Get

34:50

lost. He's just true. He's

34:52

the worst Is

34:55

him in directions just not how do

34:57

you know how old Jason was when he got lost

34:59

two blocks from home? Yeah, that

35:01

was you had to be in

35:03

first grade because both of

35:05

you were going to Fairfax at the time So

35:07

he must have been in third grade. Yeah So

35:11

say you're too old for that third grade and

35:13

I used to drive every day Year

35:15

old I mean, I wanted to make sure you got

35:18

there you would walk home But I

35:20

made sure I drove you there because the

35:22

school was close enough to walk Yeah, and

35:24

I just wanted to make sure you weren't lollygagging

35:26

and not gonna get to school. And so I

35:28

got tired of it He wasn't ready and

35:31

I said, that's it. I'm I'm tired of

35:33

waiting on you. We're gonna be late So

35:35

I took off I was gonna turn around and come

35:37

back and get him but he ran across the street

35:39

to a neighbor and Got

35:42

a ride and I get a call from the principal.

35:44

Mrs. McBee and she's like Your

35:47

son is here and the neighbor drove him. I'm like

35:49

I was gonna go get him I don't even remember

35:51

this one. I was thinking of a different one. Apparently

35:53

I've been No, this

35:55

is your thing. This is what you do. You just

35:58

get lost. Yeah, but he doesn't run

36:00

a bandingly into cars and the

36:03

street. I didn't have to put a

36:05

harness on him, I did I did.

36:07

You showed no fear whatsoever of anything.

36:11

But don't put a harness on Ellie. Yeah.

36:14

Let her flank. If she wants to

36:16

flank, she can't. Let her get out

36:19

there. She will definitely be the runner.

36:21

Well mommy, we last had

36:23

you on the show before

36:25

the Super Bowl where you said definitively

36:30

that Jason was your favorite. You

36:32

said it. Understandable. Understood.

36:34

Has that changed at all this season?

36:38

Not yet. Oh

36:42

my God. Such a perfect

36:44

answer. I don't

36:47

think it could have been any better. I

36:49

love you both just the same. Well

36:51

thank you for coming on mommy. We love you

36:53

as always. Love you too. Love you

36:56

both. Thanks mom. Yeah, it was a great Christmas. It

36:58

was fun this year. Yeah. Let's give it up for

37:00

Mama Kelsey on 2023. Give it up for Mama Kelsey

37:02

on 2023 everybody.

37:05

Jason, clap your hands. Jason, clap

37:08

your hands. Good to see you. Thank

37:10

you. Thanks for the accelerator. Love

37:12

you mommy. Don't drink any more of that mommy. You're

37:14

going to stay home. I promise. We'll

37:17

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appearance. A man with many nicknames

39:35

including diapers, and really

39:37

walk up. He is the person responsible

39:39

for teaching us everything we know but

39:42

most importantly how to fight the Kelsey

39:44

way. Please welcome back to

39:46

the show Papa Kelsey. Hey,

39:48

big head. This

39:52

man is Cleveland Heights football polo for

39:54

2003 booster club champion right here. I

39:58

just remember trying to sell all the money. those cards

40:00

and all that mulch for Cleveland Heights. Well,

40:03

mulch is for the Cross. Yeah. What

40:07

was football? Football was, uh, Georgia-O's fresh

40:09

ovens. Yeah, the discount cards. Georgia-O's

40:11

was definitely one of the people on this card.

40:13

The subway was on that card. There was a

40:15

whole bunch of Cleveland Heights businesses or businesses around

40:17

the area that were willing to team up with

40:20

the Cleveland Heights football boosters, get some money back

40:22

to the, uh, to the high school. And Big

40:24

Ed, did you go into Subway and ask them

40:26

if they wanted to, like, how did that all

40:28

come about? I didn't have anything to do with

40:30

the cards. What I did was I developed

40:33

a, I didn't develop, but I, I, I

40:36

made a program every, for every home game. Yeah,

40:38

I remember those. Okay. That had sponsors

40:41

on the back of the program. And I sold advertising

40:43

in the program to,

40:45

to, to Gennado's, to,

40:48

uh, to Gorgio's,

40:50

to, to Gagara's. I

40:52

went to Gagara's. I wouldn't, anybody would get a little

40:54

bit of cash, but I'd get a, I'd

40:56

get a bundle and trade. So I

40:59

would get like, maybe, maybe I'd

41:01

get $200 from Gennado's, but they give me $500

41:04

in credit. That was all so we could feed

41:06

you guys every week. Oh, nice. Nice.

41:09

Yeah. That's how we, that's how we funded.

41:11

Did you ever manipulate the system? Pardon me. Did

41:14

we ever benefit personally from that $500 credit?

41:16

Did the Kelsey household? No, no, no. David

41:18

and I, I would give all the money to Dave Van

41:21

Lier and let him in the bash. Nice.

41:23

Yeah. Well, yeah, let's go ahead and

41:25

get to how I ruined Christmas for you, big guy. Go ahead, Jason. All

41:28

righty. How was Christmas week, first of all,

41:30

in Kansas City? I haven't really

41:33

spoken to you that much since

41:36

then, but how was Christmas this year for you, Pop? It

41:39

was very nice. I got a couple of Super

41:41

Bowl trophies. There we go, baby. There we go.

41:43

Yeah. Right to the presence.

41:45

Yeah. I decided that it would

41:48

have been very shitty little brother of me

41:50

to get the Vince Lombardi of last year's

41:52

Super Bowl. He just, he got both of

41:54

you. You didn't get the other one? I

41:56

didn't get the Minnesota and the Miami one.

41:58

So I have the first one for both of

42:01

you guys that's all I need. Well that's two

42:03

more than I have I still don't have a

42:05

Lombardi trophy. I never ended up getting

42:07

the specialty ones made. Where do you go to have

42:13

those made? I know I want to

42:15

say it on this. You just know a guy. Yeah just know a

42:17

guy. They're authentic

42:19

though they're real deal so

42:21

big like Tiffany real deal?

42:23

Oh yeah you know it baby. Okay. You

42:26

know it. We

42:28

mentioned in your intro dad that uh one

42:30

of your nicknames was Willie Wonka. Yeah.

42:33

And that was uh I don't remember that

42:35

one at all. Well that was amongst all the kids.

42:37

That was amongst me and Jason. It was one kid

42:39

who Nolan Plunkett made a joke. We

42:41

were playing football at

42:44

Roxborough Elementary I think. And he

42:47

made some type of

42:49

joke because you were just taking the job at

42:51

C's candy store or something like that. Okay. And we had

42:53

a bunch of candy around for the practice or whatnot. First

42:55

of all I guess how did that how did that come

42:58

to happen around the holidays? How did you

43:00

like do you apply to C's?

43:02

Like right away? You're like

43:04

I love this peanut brittle and I'm going straight

43:06

to C's. Okay I had never heard of C's.

43:09

I was looking for some sort of

43:11

part-time work because with what I was

43:13

doing at the time between Thanksgiving and

43:16

about the second week in January is a dead

43:18

zone. All you do is you show up

43:21

bottles of whiskey. I

43:23

would show up with honeybee jam certificates and if

43:25

you had any gifts from the vendors that is

43:28

Dylon always had some some

43:30

flashlights and stuff to hand out. RMI

43:32

would have coffee mugs stuff like that. You know your

43:35

dish and all stuff like that. Yeah.

43:37

You go around you buy lunches for the for

43:39

the cruise on the floor and you

43:42

that's all you do for that six

43:44

seven weeks there. And that's when iPods

43:46

came out and and

43:48

you got a lease Jason did one

43:51

of the iPods. Yeah. The

43:54

iPods were like 400 goddamn dollars.

43:56

Yeah they're expensive. It became ridiculous.

44:00

they started making them in China. This

44:02

is when they started making them in

44:04

the US. That and he also wanted

44:06

those carbon fiber hockey sticks. The synergies.

44:08

The synergies, yeah. They were like 130

44:10

bucks. So I felt, well, I got

44:12

to get a part-time job. We're going to pull this off. And

44:15

I just looked in the newspaper and

44:18

saw that there was a kiosk open, seized

44:23

candy, which I had no idea who it

44:25

was, but they were opening a kiosk for

44:27

the holiday season, which was perfect.

44:29

And so I went in and applied. And

44:32

what did you have? Did they

44:34

ask for your candy experience? No, no, no, no.

44:37

Did you have to say very

44:40

experienced. You

44:42

had to pass a very

44:44

basic map. Okay. So

44:47

you can add stuff up and charge them

44:49

the right price. You know what I mean?

44:52

Fair enough. That was the biggest thing.

44:54

I had no idea what seized candy was. First

44:56

night I'm working there. We've got

44:59

the, and these, these,

45:01

I say girls are probably in their,

45:03

their 20s, late 20s, early 30s. Sure.

45:08

Started coming down that particular section

45:10

of the mall and would start screaming when they

45:12

saw the seas. Oh, wow. And

45:14

running. All right. Big seas. Okay.

45:16

Seas, seas. I didn't know. I love

45:18

it. And they would automatically grab all

45:20

kinds of, the toffee-ettes were

45:23

always your favorites. Which one? The

45:25

toffee? Toffee? Toffee-ettes.

45:29

Those little things look like

45:31

cat turds. I

45:34

think I know what you're talking about actually. Yeah.

45:37

And then it was, it was only about a week till the, till

45:39

the lady that they had hired as the manager

45:42

for that, they basically got tired of her, you

45:44

know, showing up working an hour and a half

45:46

and charging him for the whole day and leaving.

45:48

And so they, they offered me, you want to

45:51

be the manager? I said fine. I can, I

45:53

can do this. Nice.

45:55

What is your affiliation with Seas Candy now?

45:57

Because I just got some for Christmas from

46:00

No, because I go there and buy something. Are you just an

46:02

ambassador now? No, I'm just a guy

46:04

buying candy for his kids. What is

46:06

your favorite item at See's Candy? Key

46:08

lime truffles. Key lime truffles? I

46:10

thought you were going to go peanut brittle. No. No,

46:12

that's just when he couldn't sell so he brought that home. Key

46:15

lime truffles? That's what that was? No,

46:17

no, no. I would buy the small

46:19

boxes and bring them home

46:21

because you guys absolutely loved it. It

46:23

was good. It was good. Still is.

46:26

Do we have any update on the

46:28

explanation of diapers? I think because I

46:30

was, there

46:34

was a religious organization at St. Joseph High

46:36

School. You're going to bring religion into this.

46:38

There's no way religion has anything to do.

46:40

You want to hear this or not? Yes,

46:42

I do. I do. You

46:44

want to tell the story or should I? Sorry, you

46:46

got it dead. No, you can go. Okay, thank you.

46:48

It was called fidelity and I was on the fidelity

46:51

committee. What's a fidelity? It's the Blessed Mother. It's the

46:53

Society of Mary. The Society of Mary, the

46:55

Marietas Brothers were the Grand St. Joseph

46:58

High School. Okay. And

47:00

fidelity is, and this is, this

47:02

is what's that unique to my high school. This

47:05

is common. This is common in the Catholic

47:07

faith. So what does one do

47:09

to get on the fidelity council? Basically

47:11

it was just a faith-based. You

47:14

would recruit people to come into meetings to

47:16

read the Bible, to pray, stuff like

47:19

that. Dad, how is this having anything

47:21

to do with diapers? I'm getting there.

47:23

He's getting there. Oh, my bad,

47:25

my bad, my bad. I'm sorry, I'm making this. I

47:27

was the youngest guy. I was

47:29

the only freshman. Oh, I already did. And

47:31

all the seniors decided to call me diapers.

47:35

That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense.

47:37

So you didn't shit your pants on the altar?

47:39

No. No.

47:41

Alright. You never

47:44

get caught. We

47:47

know how it goes. Sometimes that wine

47:49

just runs right through you. You know

47:51

what I mean? Yeah, sure. Alright, alright.

47:55

Alright, this is the first time you've

47:57

been back on the show since we

47:59

told you... stories of getting kicked out of preschool

48:02

and the 92 percenters have been dying

48:04

for your perspective. What do

48:06

you remember from both of us getting kicked out

48:08

of preschool? What do you mean? What do I

48:10

remember all of it? Well, yeah.

48:12

I mean, I guess tell that story. You just told

48:14

the Sadiasi story and

48:17

just tell that one now. Well, Jason

48:19

gets in a fight every year. I

48:22

mean, forever. I mean,

48:25

Jason got in a fight. Every year, Jason

48:27

gets in a fight. I'd have to go

48:29

in to see the principal talk.

48:31

I went out. It was the first year I took

48:33

your mother with me. Bad idea. Why?

48:36

Well, your mother almost got you doing more

48:38

time. His mother really

48:40

argued, argued with him about this.

48:42

What happened? My mom went in there with two

48:44

thumbs right in the eye. Yeah, I'm hit. What

48:47

happened to the other guy? I can't do it.

48:49

But the kid just started the fight. He's in

48:51

the hospital. That didn't do us any good. Not

48:53

a good start. So after we got

48:56

out of that one, I told your mother you're never

48:58

doing this again. Jason

49:00

gets in trouble. I'll handle it. So

49:03

this happened in the

49:05

preschool one when I started to go

49:07

to the sport. No, that I don't

49:09

know about the... You're talking about elementary

49:12

school when you were suspended,

49:14

not tossed out. Okay, so I'll ask

49:16

the question again. We're

49:19

going back to the sport. Yeah,

49:22

no. In his defense, we did go. But

49:25

we did already go over everything about... It's all

49:27

the same. The sport is pretty much a dead

49:29

issue. I got nothing to add on that. You

49:32

had nothing to add? What was the worst trouble

49:34

you remember getting into when you were a

49:36

kid? Not a chance we're going there. Come

49:39

on. What's a good story? What's a good

49:41

story? What's a good story? All right. What's

49:43

a good story? 60 years old at this

49:45

point. It can't be that. All

49:48

right. Oh, yeah. The

49:50

supermarkets used to have this thing where they would... And

49:54

it was in conjunction with the

49:56

local TV station. They would print

49:58

out cards with numbers on it. kind

50:00

of like bingo cards but they were all

50:02

relative to a race a horse race okay

50:05

I didn't know what track you didn't

50:07

know anything about it but what

50:10

you tuned in at a certain time on

50:13

a Thursday evening and they

50:15

would throw this horse race out there

50:18

which might have been 30

50:20

years ago in a track in California

50:23

all right which I

50:25

remember horse one well my father

50:27

worked my father as a messenger for

50:30

Brinks we'll go to all those grocery stores

50:33

and he would bring home a pack of these things

50:36

these you know this is what these

50:38

things were so I sold him at

50:41

school selling

50:46

pony pony tickets so yeah

50:48

that was my brief my

50:50

brief experiences a

50:53

there's a bookie of sorts you

50:55

got caught I got caught what

50:57

was the punishment the punishment was I

51:00

got well I got

51:02

grounded for a while I

51:04

did the nuns catch you though oh

51:07

yeah I mean I think the nun was the first one

51:09

to caught it did you get the ruler oh

51:11

yeah well you get the ruler just looking

51:13

the wrong way you know

51:15

what's the next step up from the

51:18

ruler I don't know that pretty much

51:20

knock everybody in line I gotcha that

51:22

was enough yeah yeah dad you've been

51:24

you've been DMing who

51:26

he's so to media accounts which I'm impressed

51:28

that you know how to send a DM

51:31

and you know how to send a post

51:33

to somebody but they're there've

51:35

been they've all been about outer space every

51:38

single one of them have the

51:42

last week I just saw another thing

51:44

about setting about they have

51:46

heard something they have

51:48

heard something now nobody's claiming that this is

51:50

what they hear any more than just so

51:52

don't want to jump the conclusions that's right

51:55

but we're here that's

51:57

it does not appear to be man-made

52:00

But you know in the way of repeats they

52:02

said it's very interesting but it was interesting that

52:04

there's a there's a news article about it. So

52:07

what what was the

52:09

publication of the news article? I

52:11

don't something online I mean I don't think I saw

52:13

it on people. Oh

52:20

that's not very reliable actually.

52:24

But you believe it's aliens that's why you sent it

52:26

to the new heights page. I sent it to new

52:28

heights page because you told everybody

52:30

about me listening with the computer. Yeah

52:33

that's good. So that was a you

52:35

know I thought that was a. Are

52:37

you aware that we don't run the

52:39

new heights social like we don't answer

52:41

the. It's just just

52:43

Jake. It's just Jake. Okay. Jake

52:47

from State Farm or is this a different. No. No

52:51

back he I don't think this guy wears

52:53

khakis. Way

52:57

less important but still very important. He's

52:59

way more important to us. This

53:03

is great. So Jake complaining about

53:05

the DMS. No he actually thought

53:07

it was very. A big fan of it. Enjoyed

53:11

every bit of it. Dad do you think they were

53:13

aliens? I don't really know

53:15

from what from what I read in this

53:17

article. Nobody knows this could be this very

53:19

well could just be a natural phenomenon. But

53:24

it is unique in that they haven't heard

53:26

this before. All right well that's fair. Let's

53:29

get you some Christmas though we didn't talk any Christmas

53:31

stuff. What are your

53:33

favorite Christmas traditions that we used to do at the

53:36

house growing up? Yeah that's a good question. Oh

53:39

when we would go over on Coventry and buy stuff

53:41

for your mom. Yep that

53:43

was a lot of fun. I love doing that. Coventry

53:45

was great because there was a bunch of stores. Yeah right

53:47

in a row you can just knock it all out. They

53:49

had the jewelry store right there. Big fun

53:51

and they even had a little bit of jewelry a big fun.

53:57

It was such a great show. That's still there.

54:00

The Pressers, it's downtown now. No, they go

54:02

downtown. I don't think it's downtown. Big Fun's

54:04

gone. There's a very similar store though, downtown,

54:06

that I remember walking past and was like,

54:09

oh my gosh, that just reminded me of

54:11

Big Fun. There's one over by Beachland Ballroom.

54:13

There you go. There's a little shop

54:15

in there that's got a lot of... No, they don't have

54:17

the candy and stuff, but they got a lot of the

54:20

older toys and things. There you

54:22

go. Well, we're just taking you down Cleveland Heights

54:24

history, ladies and gentlemen. Some

54:27

of the fun things that we remember as a kid

54:29

were the blueberry muffins that Mom's used to make every

54:33

single Christmas morning. Yes. Honeybait

54:35

ham. Am I misremembering? I feel like

54:37

we always had the honeybait ham cooked.

54:40

We always ate it warm. Am I mistaken

54:42

on that? You buy it cooked. I

54:45

just already cooked when you come home, bring it home. Yeah.

54:49

Okay. Now, if you had a huge family, you put

54:52

the whole ham wrapped up

54:54

in that foil in the oven and let the

54:56

whole thing warm up that way. Yeah.

54:58

But there's no way we're going to eat that much

55:01

ham. Right. That's when I would

55:03

start, I would line a pan or baking sheet

55:05

with foil, cut off

55:07

a bunch of slices, put them down, put

55:09

a little brown sugar, extra brown sugar on

55:11

there, some pineapple. I wonder if it was

55:13

so good. Warm it up and we would

55:16

make sandwiches. Yes. So, because

55:18

Kylie's family eats it cold and it like is...

55:21

That's not uncommon. I

55:23

know. Apparently, it's super common. Which one is...

55:25

What do you like it more? You like

55:27

it... I like it better. I

55:29

like brown sugar melted on top. Yes. Yeah,

55:32

that makes sense. All right. Never mind.

55:34

What is your favorite Christmas movie

55:37

and is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Die Hard

55:39

is not a Christmas movie. It's a wonderful movie.

55:41

Thank you. It takes place at Christmas time. Yeah.

55:44

But it says that movie would have been a hit no

55:46

matter when they did it. Exactly. It's

55:48

just a song at the beginning and the end was

55:50

pretty cool. Yeah. You

55:52

know, that's what that sounds like. It sounds like you think it's

55:54

a Christmas movie. You can

55:57

watch it around Christmas because you're not wearing a

56:00

What are you taking dad? Die

56:02

hard or four brothers? Scrooge.

56:05

Scrooge? Bill Murray actually.

56:07

Yes. Scrooge. That's your favorite. That's

56:09

my favorite. What's your favorite Bill

56:11

Murray movie? My favorite Bill, probably

56:14

Crown on Day. It's

56:18

got to be Kingpin, dad. It's got to be Kingpin.

56:20

Kingpin is so good. Caddyshack.

56:23

Caddyshack, yeah. Caddyshack's not...

56:26

Caddyshack's bigger than just Bill. Bill's not the

56:28

main guy in Caddyshack,

56:30

but... You're dead goofy. All

56:34

right. Well, before we let you go, big guy, have

56:37

you enjoyed your Reese's endorsement?

56:40

Yes, they were wonderful. I'm not... I'm

56:42

trying not to eat that many sweets

56:44

now for a variety of reasons. How

56:46

about you cut it the fuck out? But

56:50

I... Send in this

56:52

man all this resistible, irresistible candy.

56:55

I did spread the candy around the neighborhood.

56:58

And the majority of it went to... Went

57:01

to Sissamood. That is a clinic

57:04

on the south side of Philly. Nice.

57:07

You're a good man. Did... Do they

57:10

make diet Reese's Cups yet? If

57:12

they figure that out. I don't know. Don't sure

57:14

they have. I'm sure somebody has. Well,

57:17

we know... It's good to know you're

57:19

still providing candy for people around the

57:21

holidays. As you always have.

57:23

You'll be Willy Wonka to us forever, dad. Thanks

57:28

for joining us today, big guy. Happy

57:30

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57:33

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Please welcome. I

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was Christmas. Christmas was

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was your Christmas, Trev? Fuck the worst.

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good Christmas cheer and great people.

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But we've been asking everyone else,

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Christmas, did Santa

1:01:38

come to the Kelsey household? He

1:01:40

did. He did.

1:01:44

There was a question

1:01:46

of whether or not presents

1:01:48

would be there in the morning. Yep. But

1:01:50

they were. They were there. Santa stopped

1:01:53

by. Not a single

1:01:55

ounce of coal was left.

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So dodged a bullet there. That's the one.

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How helpful has Jason been in

1:02:04

Christmas shopping? How

1:02:08

honest you want to be? Did Jason get

1:02:10

you a gift? He did. What?

1:02:13

Yeah. More than one, Trev.

1:02:15

More than one. He

1:02:17

got me, oh, I'm wearing one of

1:02:19

the necklaces right now. The

1:02:22

necklace that he got me. Not only is he sexy Batman,

1:02:24

he is sexy Santa over there right now. Yes,

1:02:27

he is. What's the necklace?

1:02:30

It's a little necklace from my

1:02:32

favorite jewelry store. Love that. Without

1:02:34

fail, if he comes. It

1:02:37

is. I've heard that this was the

1:02:40

Mama Kelsey gift, like every single

1:02:42

year. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no,

1:02:44

no, no. Earrings and a candle. Yeah.

1:02:47

Well, and pistachios. Yeah. I

1:02:49

didn't know that. And turtles, the little turtle

1:02:52

chocolates. From Steve Candy. I

1:02:55

don't think those are from Steve. Well,

1:02:58

I tried. Jason got me this necklace and

1:03:00

he also got me a

1:03:03

transformer. He got me Optimus

1:03:05

Prime. I did. Ooh. Is it is it the

1:03:07

optimist that? Yes. That

1:03:09

turns into the car. Yeah. The robot.

1:03:11

Nice. Yeah. I mean, I'm very excited

1:03:13

about it. But is it voice command?

1:03:16

Yes. Yes. Here's

1:03:19

the problem. The kids are terrified

1:03:21

of it. We had it on for approximately

1:03:24

30 seconds and there were there

1:03:26

was. Just

1:03:29

absolute screams of terror.

1:03:31

And we had to immediately turn it off. So

1:03:33

we haven't gotten the appreciated. No, it's been in

1:03:35

the box. And every time they come downstairs and see the

1:03:37

box, they're like, it's in the box. And I'm like, yes,

1:03:39

it's in the box. You're not going to turn on the

1:03:41

robot. No, I'm not going to turn on the robot every

1:03:44

single time. I would have

1:03:46

to turn it on every time. What were the favorite gifts

1:03:48

for the girls? What did you

1:03:51

see them light up for? Everything. I

1:03:53

mean, there's there wasn't a. Oh, Wyatt

1:03:55

asked for a rainbow bear. She did.

1:03:57

She flipped her Santa, aka Chuck

1:03:59

Hammond. And he saved our asses

1:04:01

the night before and he hooked them all and he hooked it up

1:04:03

because that

1:04:13

was a last minute ask. It was. It

1:04:16

was only for Barbie. Correct. Which

1:04:18

she got one. Ellie was asking for dinosaurs. And

1:04:20

we got a lot of dinosaurs. Prog

1:04:29

I've managed that the way I'd

1:04:33

manage that tone. Can

1:04:40

you explain to everybody how it works for

1:04:42

like NFL families when you have a Christmas

1:04:45

game? Like did you guys

1:04:47

open gifts at home later after the Eagles game

1:04:49

or how did that work for you guys this

1:04:51

year? So our plan up

1:04:53

until probably Saturday

1:04:55

was to do Christmas

1:04:57

completely on the 26th.

1:05:02

So basically to pretend that it

1:05:05

wasn't happening on the

1:05:07

25th and then suddenly that's Christmas

1:05:09

Eve and the following morning after the game

1:05:12

Jason would be home for the full day and we

1:05:14

would get to do the full Christmas morning

1:05:17

and then into Christmas dinner. We

1:05:21

lucked out and his schedule

1:05:23

allowed him to be home Monday morning.

1:05:25

So we were able to do gifts

1:05:27

Monday morning and then dinner the

1:05:30

26th. We still did dinner the

1:05:32

26th because obviously we were a little busy and

1:05:34

then you know he likes to

1:05:36

lollygag. So we were at the stadium until 10

1:05:39

o'clock. Just

1:05:41

in the steamer. Yeah.

1:05:45

Offing his beard. Oh no. Just

1:05:50

taking my time. Literally just

1:05:52

motivating. Just in good time though with

1:05:54

my teammates. Like we said earlier Kyla's

1:05:56

episode on New Heights is our most

1:05:58

popular show. And the 92 percenters

1:06:01

have been dying to ask you all sorts of

1:06:03

questions, Kai. Oh, yeah. Since your last episode. So

1:06:06

we're going to do a little 92 percenters

1:06:09

question and answer session. Of course. The first

1:06:11

one is a follow-up comment from

1:06:13

our episode earlier in the week.

1:06:16

That's right. From at Molly Rose,

1:06:18

4567. A thousand percent chance Kelsey

1:06:25

already misplaced his Rolex at New

1:06:27

Heights. Yeah. Kylie, did

1:06:29

Jason already lose his Rolex that he

1:06:31

just got for Christmas? No. It's upstairs

1:06:33

by the tundra. I

1:06:36

showed it to the one that

1:06:38

I showed it to. I

1:06:41

had no idea he got a role. I

1:06:44

showed it to your dad last night at the dinner. Was

1:06:46

I still sitting at the table? I

1:06:49

don't think so. The answer is no. I

1:06:53

was cleaning up. I'll give that a round before.

1:06:55

Jason hasn't lost either. All right. Yeah. I

1:06:57

got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

1:06:59

I will say his Super Bowl Rolex,

1:07:01

which is what I thought you were referring to.

1:07:05

That is one thing that he consistently,

1:07:07

I would say, can

1:07:09

locate. Yeah. Which

1:07:12

is astonishing. It is astonishing. I'm

1:07:14

not going to lie because he doesn't wind it. He

1:07:17

doesn't wind it. We got the box. It

1:07:19

was one of the Christmas presents from

1:07:21

a few Christmas ago. I got a winding box. Oh,

1:07:24

nice. It just stays on the right date and time.

1:07:26

I just landed there. Yeah. You

1:07:28

wear it. Well, when I'm not wearing

1:07:30

it, I leave it. Okay. I was going to say, Jackson,

1:07:33

you never wear it. That's impressive. Well,

1:07:36

there you go. If you have a

1:07:39

guy in your family that has a watch, get him

1:07:41

a watch winder for

1:07:44

Christmas. Box. And he'll actually use it.

1:07:46

Kylie, did you see that the Olympic

1:07:48

gold medalist skier, Michaela Schifrin, I can't.

1:07:51

I'm too far away. I think it's Schifrin offered

1:07:53

to help teach you. You can zoom in on

1:07:55

that, right? You can't. I've tried. Well,

1:07:58

okay. Well, and you better get your eyes. check. I

1:08:00

don't know what else to tell you. Oh, here, I'll ask

1:08:02

you. Kylie, did you see

1:08:04

that the Olympic gold medalist, the skier, offered

1:08:08

her help to teach you? I

1:08:10

did not see this. I only saw this because

1:08:13

it popped up in some

1:08:15

new heights developments. Oh, nice. So

1:08:20

you follow us on social? It's on my

1:08:22

for you page. So

1:08:25

please, can you explain how amazing you were

1:08:27

by the end of it though? The

1:08:32

sarcasm is behind the

1:08:34

mic. Okay. Here's the

1:08:36

deal. If it is there

1:08:38

anything you want to add to the story? No,

1:08:40

I really feel like besides the fact

1:08:42

that this man, okay. This

1:08:46

man, what am I doing for? Besides

1:08:49

the fact that this man was out there yelling

1:08:51

at me. I wasn't yelling at you.

1:08:53

I was coaching you. Aggressively.

1:08:58

This man was out there.

1:09:01

It's a little bit of a yo. This

1:09:03

man was out there. That's what we talked about. So I talked to Wyatt

1:09:06

and Elliot. Pizza!

1:09:09

Pizza! I got a

1:09:11

yo. This man was trying to explain

1:09:13

to me about how to cut

1:09:16

on the outside edge. Inside

1:09:18

edge of one. It's a pro move right there. It's a pro

1:09:20

skier move. Here's the problem, Travis.

1:09:26

I'm not an ice skater either. So

1:09:28

he was trying to explain it in

1:09:30

ice hockey skating terms. He was. And

1:09:33

it wasn't clicking. Sure. So

1:09:36

if it were not for Keely, I wouldn't

1:09:39

have survived. Oh my goodness. She definitely saved

1:09:41

the day. Keely Anderson, all props

1:09:43

to her. She is

1:09:46

the only reason that I made it out of Aspen

1:09:48

a lot. I'm

1:09:50

assuming most people have skied. I

1:09:53

had never even clipped into it to

1:09:55

skis before or been in skiing boots. They

1:09:58

have like a tilt forward. that you're

1:10:00

constantly sort of on your toes.

1:10:02

Quadra burning, quadra burning for sure.

1:10:05

Here's the problem with that. If you

1:10:07

try to sit down, your

1:10:09

butt does not touch the ground. Nope.

1:10:11

I found that out the hard way when I

1:10:14

got off the ski lift and immediately tried

1:10:16

to bail onto my ass. Can't

1:10:18

go back. You got to go to the side. No,

1:10:21

I must have been in a aerodynamic,

1:10:24

like fully folded down aerodynamic

1:10:27

position for a good 10 seconds

1:10:30

before I was like, it's

1:10:32

not working. I'm glad the top is not in

1:10:34

the side. There you go. Uh-huh.

1:10:36

Wow, man. That was the moment I

1:10:39

should have turned around. I should have gotten my

1:10:41

ass right back on that ski lift. No. The

1:10:43

problem is that I love a challenge. Yeah. I

1:10:45

love a challenge. See? And if someone's

1:10:47

like physically, you should be able to do this.

1:10:49

I'm like, then I can do it. And

1:10:52

that is exactly what happened. And you did it.

1:10:54

And you did it. I will say, I

1:10:57

think you were, I think you said it took me 45 minutes to

1:10:59

get down that mountain. I think you were being generous. I

1:11:02

think it took me like a good hour, maybe a

1:11:05

little more. I was being extremely generous. Kylie,

1:11:07

we got to the bottom. We got to

1:11:09

the bottom of the hill 45 minutes before

1:11:11

you did. That's what I really meant. That's

1:11:13

what I'm saying. I think, yeah,

1:11:15

I'll tell you what. I

1:11:18

had like five beers by the time I was

1:11:20

at the bottom of that hill. When we finally

1:11:22

saw you like in plain sight coming down. That

1:11:25

was the scariest part because that's

1:11:27

where everybody, all of the hills like merged and

1:11:29

there's a lot of traffic at the bottom. I

1:11:35

got all the binoculars and was ready for some action.

1:11:37

There was one period. It was, there was one, there

1:11:39

was one. There

1:11:42

was one steep drop off. Uh,

1:11:46

probably like 25, 30 minutes. And

1:11:50

it was a pretty short, um, like short

1:11:52

part of the Hill, but I think it's

1:11:54

where we had like the, I

1:11:56

need you to, I think it was the moment where. Jason

1:12:00

was like, we're not waiting for you. And

1:12:04

I was going and veered

1:12:06

left. And if you veered

1:12:08

too far left, you were going off the edge

1:12:11

of the mountain. Yeah. And I

1:12:13

had this moment of, I

1:12:15

don't think I should be here. How far left did you go?

1:12:17

I never saw that. It was like a,

1:12:19

it was a drop off. I do remember this.

1:12:21

It was trees and then a drop off. It

1:12:24

was a, that was a steep ass drop off

1:12:26

too. I remember that. And

1:12:28

that was the moment I went sideways on the

1:12:30

edge of the hill mountain

1:12:33

and looked up at the clouds and was like, I

1:12:35

think I should have gotten back on the ski lift.

1:12:39

Not to mention I've had, like Jason

1:12:42

said, I was in pizza the whole way down. I've

1:12:45

had two hip surgeries. I'm

1:12:49

not equipped to be at that

1:12:51

angle for that long while pushing

1:12:53

against the

1:12:55

snow. It was a, it was hot mess express

1:12:57

down that hill mountain. What?

1:13:01

What? At

1:13:07

the end, the worst part was

1:13:09

the little skiers coming past me.

1:13:11

Oh yeah. The little ones. The

1:13:13

kids just flying by. They were

1:13:15

flying. And it was right at the end where

1:13:17

you guys are talking about because it's where the

1:13:19

fast people merged with the slightly

1:13:21

slower people. Yeah. And

1:13:24

I came out to merge

1:13:27

and I'll tell you what, these freaking four year

1:13:29

olds are just zipping past me and I was

1:13:32

like, you know what? Big tree

1:13:34

fall hard. Okay. That's why I'm scared and

1:13:36

you're fine. And that was,

1:13:38

that's how I comforted my heart. My favorite

1:13:40

part of the entire day was, uh, was

1:13:42

getting the skis and just knowing

1:13:47

that you were not even supposed to be on

1:13:49

this mountain. The woman literally looked at

1:13:51

me and said, you shouldn't be here with

1:13:54

a dead, like dead face. I was like,

1:13:57

God. It wasn't like a condescending like. You

1:14:00

shouldn't be here. It was like,

1:14:02

you should not be here. She

1:14:05

said, how much experience do you have? I said, none. She said,

1:14:07

you shouldn't be here. And

1:14:09

then I sort of glanced around at

1:14:11

the eight other people that we were with.

1:14:14

And was like, well, they're not leaving, so

1:14:17

I'm not leaving. And if you can't beat

1:14:19

them, join them. You've got to be a

1:14:21

trooper. And you were a fucking trooper. Well, let's

1:14:23

get to our next one from at Julie. Yeah.

1:14:26

A jaw that, uh, 8,600. Uh,

1:14:30

we also need the shark story from

1:14:32

Kylie. Oh yeah. Jason

1:14:34

is the best storyteller, but, um,

1:14:36

how did it feel that Jason

1:14:38

left you out in the middle

1:14:41

of the, uh, of the infested waters and

1:14:43

on the mountain twice? Two

1:14:46

times. Yeah. Well, I mean, in

1:14:49

defense, she was nowhere near the shark. So I didn't

1:14:51

really leave her in a compromise.

1:14:53

What is nowhere near the shark mean? She

1:14:55

was in the same water. He

1:14:57

was significantly more than you can see Kylie

1:14:59

and you can see the show. Yes. It

1:15:02

was hard to see Kylie. That's how far away it was.

1:15:04

It was hard to see. It

1:15:07

was hard to see. Let me tell you why it was hard to see

1:15:09

me because this man was in and out

1:15:11

of the water a million times because he

1:15:13

couldn't stay up on his board. If the shark would

1:15:15

have been anywhere near you, I would have, I

1:15:18

would have jumped in and attack. It is the fastest I've

1:15:21

ever seen a big man move was when he would fall in

1:15:23

the water and then have to get back up on his board

1:15:25

because he was

1:15:27

not staying in that water. Okay. Slava,

1:15:29

slava, slava. The shark, he

1:15:31

could not stay in the water. Every time he

1:15:34

fell in, it was full panic to get his

1:15:36

ass back up on that board. He

1:15:39

could not stay up and

1:15:41

to his defense, he was paddling

1:15:43

out. And it was

1:15:46

our understanding that if you were paddling out

1:15:48

into the ocean, that it was

1:15:51

harder to stay up. And if you

1:15:53

were paddling in with the waves, it was much easier.

1:15:57

This man, like, We're

1:16:00

just out there sort of going around

1:16:02

paddling, checking out what was underneath

1:16:04

us and I

1:16:06

turn around and this man

1:16:09

is the fastest I've ever seen this

1:16:11

man do. I was like, oh

1:16:13

look at him go, he's not even. And

1:16:16

all I said to him was, are you done? And he

1:16:18

was like, mm-hmm. No, you didn't. Did he

1:16:20

say? Did he say? That's

1:16:22

what you gave her? Which she was so

1:16:24

far away from me. It was hard to hear what

1:16:26

she said because she was so far away from the

1:16:29

shark. So it was hard to tell

1:16:31

what she was saying. As he was paddling past me.

1:16:33

He had to paddle past me to get into the

1:16:35

shore. He had to paddle past me

1:16:38

and he didn't say anything. But I was out there,

1:16:40

I was with the shark. It was me and that

1:16:42

one guy and everybody else's. Have

1:16:44

you gone back in the ocean with Jason since? Not

1:16:47

with Jason. Who'd you

1:16:50

go in the ocean with? Myself.

1:16:52

All right. Well, what was

1:16:54

worse then? Being left on a mountain or being left

1:16:56

in the ocean? I feel like him

1:16:58

not mentioning that there was a shark on

1:17:00

his way past me is

1:17:02

a little bit worse because it is an

1:17:05

imminent threat to my life. I

1:17:07

would have mentioned it. It was an imminent threat. This was, I

1:17:09

feel like this is a... I was nowhere near you. It wasn't

1:17:11

a threat to you. I'm showing it all around. It wasn't a

1:17:13

threat to you, Kylie. It was only a threat to Jason. I

1:17:16

feel like I feel like... Well, that was an excellent shot. I

1:17:18

feel like this... Have you ever heard

1:17:21

the how you get away from a bear?

1:17:24

You just have to be faster than the slowest person. Ooh,

1:17:27

okay. Yeah. I've heard of that

1:17:29

one too. I was his slowest person. He

1:17:33

was like every man for himself. At

1:17:35

the very least, I know one might get half of you.

1:17:37

I didn't want to ruin your experience. You were so far

1:17:39

away from the shark and you were having so much fun,

1:17:41

I didn't want to ruin the entire experience for you. Yeah,

1:17:43

you got to keep positive vibes out in Hawaii. I

1:17:46

was fine with it. Same looks. I knew they were

1:17:48

out there. As long as I don't see them, I'm good. Nice.

1:17:51

Yeah. If I did see them, I'd be

1:17:54

a little fascinated but I don't want to see them. I've

1:17:57

seen one out there. It's not these sea turtles. I've seen one out

1:17:59

there. You saw one? One what? What kind

1:18:01

of shark was it? It was like a... I

1:18:05

want to say it was like a bull shark. It was like a...

1:18:07

It's not a good one to see. It might have been

1:18:09

a bull shark. I think bull sharks are one of

1:18:11

the most aggressive ones. The most. No,

1:18:14

it was like a five footer. It was probably like a five footer. Yep.

1:18:18

Looked like the great white, but it was about a five

1:18:20

footer. It looked like you hit white? You

1:18:23

know what I mean? It didn't look like a

1:18:25

hammerhead shark. You know what I mean? It looked

1:18:27

like a... If you look up five footer in

1:18:29

shark breeds. Yeah, I don't know. It's a five

1:18:31

footer. Yeah, it's a five footer. Well,

1:18:33

the guy that was snorkeling and showing us all

1:18:35

the reefs and everything said he knew a shark

1:18:37

lived down here in this cave. So he just

1:18:39

went down there and just like messed

1:18:41

with it a little bit to get it to like come out of

1:18:44

the cave. Oh, no. No. Again,

1:18:48

you just got to be faster than the

1:18:50

slowest person, Kylie. Just remember that. That's it.

1:18:52

That's what he said. Kylie's slower than me. I'm going

1:18:54

to just scoot on past her and then I'm safe.

1:18:59

You got the next one. From

1:19:01

at Susie underscore R, I need

1:19:03

Kylie's reaction to Jason being nominated

1:19:05

to sexiest man alive. Please. Has

1:19:09

Jason changed since receiving this huge honor?

1:19:12

Yeah, he has changed. I can see

1:19:14

it in his eyes. Am I more glowing?

1:19:17

You are. You look fabulous. With

1:19:19

your helmet. It's great. He

1:19:22

has not changed. I am on record

1:19:24

for saying that I knew this. I

1:19:28

mean, I married him, guys. All right now. All

1:19:32

the women that passed up on this. Mine.

1:19:35

Yeah, I knew this. This

1:19:38

is a no brainer to me. Yeah.

1:19:43

Just show mine. Does

1:19:45

he look sexier than he's ever been or is it

1:19:47

kind of like starting to fade a little?

1:19:50

I will say. It's fading a little bit. No,

1:19:53

this is another time.

1:19:56

It's a pain in the ass. extremely

1:22:00

absurd. Um, and

1:22:03

you killed it, obviously. You're just

1:22:06

a star in every

1:22:08

form of the word. Um,

1:22:11

Michael, uh, Patager at 80,

1:22:13

19 mentioned that, uh, why

1:22:15

didn't Jason bring jeans for

1:22:18

Jason? Oh, yeah.

1:22:20

Yep. It's Kylie's fault. Not.

1:22:23

She has three other children, not four. Just

1:22:26

tried Jason. That doesn't

1:22:29

sound like a question. Jason

1:22:33

didn't bring jeans for Jason because Jason

1:22:36

thought that Jason was coming home in

1:22:38

between. Um, and he was

1:22:40

actually getting surprised by Honey

1:22:42

Bobo. So he didn't

1:22:44

know that Bo was coming into town and because of

1:22:46

that, he went, he went to the hotel

1:22:49

where Bo was, um,

1:22:51

to see him beforehand, have a little lunch,

1:22:53

hang out. And,

1:22:56

um, that's where I was late as

1:23:03

per usual.

1:23:08

Thanks, Trav. But I probably should have been on

1:23:10

time for this. The party doesn't start till you

1:23:12

get there, Kai. We all know that. Yeah. Everyone

1:23:14

else is early. We got

1:23:16

a lot of comments from 92%ers about

1:23:18

blaming the jeans on you, um, at

1:23:20

the Kelsey premiere. Um, I would just

1:23:22

like to say, Trav, the way you had

1:23:24

my back was, it was very good in, I

1:23:27

wasn't going to let this guy do that. I

1:23:29

wasn't going to let this guy do that. I

1:23:31

deeply appreciated that. That was very

1:23:34

kind. Thank you. Just trying to

1:23:36

be a good brother over here. Kai, do you got any new

1:23:38

year's resolutions? I

1:23:41

don't think so. No, no, I don't.

1:23:44

Um, we're not big on resolutions out

1:23:46

here. I'm going to be honest. Social media

1:23:48

has made it like this whole thing of

1:23:50

like, let's go to the gym and let's

1:23:53

get fit. That's what I'm doing. My

1:23:55

listen, I'm done. Three weeks into the

1:23:57

new year. I'm not eating bacon anymore.

1:24:00

I need making because

1:24:02

it's they said I've had

1:24:05

way too many I'm

1:24:07

definitely still eating bacon. I Probably

1:24:09

I'll probably I'll never I'll probably never

1:24:11

have mail again though. I'm probably I'm

1:24:14

over mail. I'm done with it You've

1:24:16

never you ever email. No It's

1:24:19

mail, but so he's giving up

1:24:22

something he already doesn't do this sound like

1:24:24

a fight something You know what this sounds

1:24:26

like this sounds like when? You

1:24:28

give up something for Lent. That's something that

1:24:31

you don't actually Like

1:24:34

and therefore it is not a sacrifice You

1:24:37

don't know what he said lint It's

1:24:40

lint Thing

1:24:44

yes, I don't

1:24:46

have a news resolution, but I wish you luck

1:24:48

in your Endeavors

1:24:50

to give up mayonnaise. What are your

1:24:53

favorite Christmas traditions that you had growing

1:24:55

up? We didn't have a whole lot of

1:24:57

Christmas traditions The one that we did have

1:24:59

was that my dad and I would always

1:25:01

go and get the tree nice We

1:25:04

were a real tree family And

1:25:07

we did not cut it down But

1:25:10

we would go into like West Philly and

1:25:13

pick a tree Because

1:25:15

it's cheaper there West Philly. Did you

1:25:17

guys go out to like Reading or like Lancaster? No,

1:25:20

we didn't know I

1:25:23

heard there was a tree farm out there. Let me be

1:25:25

clear. We've recently been the past couple years we've

1:25:27

gone to a Christmas tree farm and it is

1:25:30

Don't magical fantastic magical so much. They

1:25:33

saw some of them do it, right?

1:25:35

You know, so really it really kickstarts

1:25:37

the holiday feeling because

1:25:41

You get to go out there walk through

1:25:43

a bunch of Christmas trees just live in their

1:25:45

lives and then Chop

1:25:48

one down and take home

1:25:50

its carcass. It's so much fun There

1:25:52

you go And by that I

1:25:54

mean we get a fresh tree that lasts a really long

1:25:56

time and it's beautiful and smells delicious Smells

1:25:58

amazing. We've got an abode now the last

1:26:00

two years two years in a row two

1:26:02

years in a row in it there's no birds Oh

1:26:06

dead in the tree dead

1:26:08

Travis he shows the girls

1:26:10

went nuts over these dead birds no

1:26:13

they think it's

1:26:15

just like a stuffed animal so they're just playing with it

1:26:19

can you can you stop with a

1:26:21

bit it's not funny there were tell

1:26:23

you he had two birds living in

1:26:25

his room no

1:26:28

kid yeah he had two pipe birds no

1:26:32

we didn't there's two wild birds living

1:26:35

in your he

1:26:37

keeps his he kept his window open so

1:26:39

tidy this

1:26:42

track that is

1:26:44

the one that he doesn't tell many

1:26:47

positive stories about pets

1:26:54

like whole he's just

1:26:56

not warm and fuzzy about pets but about

1:26:59

flash he will tell the story about

1:27:01

how he saw flash up the kitchen

1:27:03

window catch a bird mid flight and

1:27:06

how he was forever impressed very impressive

1:27:08

told me I love flash

1:27:10

who was

1:27:13

the other one Batman what was the other one's

1:27:15

name there were well flash had a man was

1:27:17

only there for like yeah maybe a little

1:27:19

bit of time kind

1:27:23

of dog flash

1:27:26

flash was a cat flash was

1:27:28

the fastest right it's all good

1:27:30

you'd have a dog named Bell yeah after

1:27:33

Albert Bell you don't tell many stories like you

1:27:35

the only stories you've told about Bell is how Bell

1:27:37

used to get out and then you guys figured out that you had

1:27:39

to do a lap around the block in the

1:27:41

minivan and then drive back into the backyard towards

1:27:43

the garage to to get her to run back

1:27:45

into the yard like you had to make it

1:27:47

a game of chase no we love Bell we

1:27:50

played got Bell great exercise the bell wasn't getting

1:27:52

yeah seriously poor Bell we

1:27:55

have what do walks around the block with her

1:27:58

would you did you get lost then or

1:28:00

did she show you the way home? Well, if

1:28:02

I stayed on my block, I was going to

1:28:04

find that. Come on, guys. Unbelievable. But

1:28:08

no, Belle was a really good dog. She was. Trav,

1:28:11

you know my rule, right? We have an agreement

1:28:13

here. You don't send us anything with a heartbeat.

1:28:16

We have that agreement, right? We came to terms with that

1:28:18

a while ago, right? Yeah, until that five. So you have

1:28:20

that I said that if

1:28:22

you send anything with a heartbeat, what will happen? The

1:28:25

next morning, there will be a full

1:28:29

petting zoo on your front lawn. And I stand by that, OK?

1:28:32

I mean, I don't know what

1:28:35

kind of animals we talk anyway. We talk in the

1:28:37

front lawns or? No, here's the

1:28:39

deal. I told Jason that I want to get a cat. And

1:28:42

he told me no. And

1:28:45

I feel like you might

1:28:50

like cats now.

1:28:52

What color? What color? What color can I

1:28:54

do? I don't want you to send a cat. I

1:28:56

just want you to get on my team here. No,

1:29:00

I believe you referred to it as team

1:29:02

dummies. The

1:29:06

other day? Oh,

1:29:08

yeah, the team dummies. One for team

1:29:10

dummies. We're in this together. I

1:29:13

will say this, though. You get

1:29:15

a good cat, like Flash. You

1:29:17

won't have any mice. You

1:29:19

won't have any birds in the house. You hear this?

1:29:22

He wants an outdoor cat. That's what Flash

1:29:24

was. We didn't know

1:29:26

if Flash was an outdoor cat. No, Flash

1:29:28

was an outdoor cat. Flash was outside. We

1:29:31

had canned food for months.

1:29:33

And Flash lived off

1:29:36

of that for years. You remember, we actually never

1:29:38

fed the cat. I mean, we didn't help Flash

1:29:40

fighting other cats. She was not an indoor cat.

1:29:42

No, Flash, the only time I saw Flash was

1:29:45

indoor cat. It would be Flash would be gone

1:29:47

for two weeks at a time, coming to the

1:29:49

back door and just being, meow, like Flash. Yo,

1:29:52

what up, baby man? You're

1:29:54

hungry? Stray cat is a great. Yeah,

1:29:57

they're the most gangster, OK? If

1:30:00

we're gonna give we're going to do it we are

1:30:02

going to adopt a cat no

1:30:04

we're not He wants to

1:30:06

go to a barn. Yeah, if we're gonna do it

1:30:09

because there's my we're gonna have it be a working

1:30:11

cat We're going to go to

1:30:13

an Amish barn that has a bunch of

1:30:15

inbred cats that are gonna die like

1:30:17

four or five years But they're gonna kill the shit out

1:30:19

of some mice. Let's move this thing to a stamp of

1:30:21

the week, baby moving on Wrapping

1:30:23

things up here handing out our new heights never

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1:30:40

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1:30:42

just be better than I could ever fucking say

1:30:45

this Kylie

1:30:47

as our closer on the Kelsey family

1:30:49

year and holiday spectacular Would you help

1:30:51

us wrap this episode up by choosing

1:30:53

someone to receive the new heights holiday

1:30:55

stamp of the week? It can be

1:30:57

anyone you'd like who

1:30:59

has taken their game to new

1:31:01

holiday heights You

1:31:04

got anybody close to you then you

1:31:06

might want to give a shout out to

1:31:08

you If you say

1:31:10

Jason this segments ruined, I'm not I'm

1:31:12

not going Jason I'm

1:31:15

tempted To

1:31:18

pick on you further, but I feel

1:31:20

like that's not gonna go well Because

1:31:22

I was gonna pick on Travis Oh I

1:31:26

was gonna say whoever wore the Santa suit. Oh Nice.

1:31:29

Yeah, that was that was off Austin

1:31:31

Swift. I Mean,

1:31:33

I know Santa it was Santa. It's all you Santa

1:31:38

Claus a full commit and it

1:31:40

was a full commit that he can't respect a

1:31:42

full commit He killed it and he he actually

1:31:44

made me feel like a child because his

1:31:47

gift to me was straight

1:31:49

out of the bag Like

1:31:52

the Santa's in the Santa's in the

1:31:54

Santa's act whipped it out and

1:31:57

handed me a VHS of My

1:32:01

favorite movie of all time no way

1:32:05

Because we were just talking about just

1:32:07

tapes. I got a VHS tape from

1:32:09

a VHS little Giants

1:32:11

movie That's dope. That's all yeah, I was

1:32:13

way to go Santa That

1:32:16

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1:32:28

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1:33:07

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1:33:09

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1:33:11

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1:33:14

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1:33:17

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1:33:25

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1:33:27

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