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This is a HeadGum original.

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I'm

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afraid of losing someone I love.

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Dominic Toretto. You're

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about to learn all about fear. You

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built such a beautiful life, filled

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with love and family. I

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never got that chance. You

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stole that from me.

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My

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future. My

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family. And

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now,

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I'm gonna break yours.

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Piece by piece. Winning

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used to be about winning. We

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raced for respect.

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Today,

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I race to stop the bloodbath.

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That's the problem with having such a big family.

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How do you choose the ones

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you save? You will never

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be able to break my family.

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I'm Nicole

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Beier!

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I'm John Gabris. Two years ago

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we worked our way through the Fast and the Furious

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franchise with the help of fellow newcomers and superfans

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and now we're back

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with the newest installment

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of the franchise, Fast X,

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which is in theaters now. We're gonna fucking spoil

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it so if you don't want it spoiled

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I don't know what to tell you. Yeah,

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hold off. Just bank this episode, come

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back to it once you've seen it like a grown up. Thought

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never occurred to me. I was like, we're just gonna

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spoil it. Do not shut this off,

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just keep listening and be ready to get fucking.

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Sorry, be

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mad about it. Yeah, who listens to

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a podcast about a movie and is like, they better not

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spoil it. Come on. I don't

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know, fucking idiot. Because there's a lot to

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spoil about this movie. There's so much to spoil.

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It features some of the classic Fast

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things that we love, including resurrection.

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I love a good resurrection. I saw

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it with a friend who had never seen any of the movies and

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I just leaned over and I was like, she's supposed to be dead.

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Tiffany's like, she's in this? I'm like, she's been in five

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of them or whatever. But

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just so funny. Okay, Gabriel, give me,

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what are your initial thoughts about this movie? I,

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okay, I loved

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it, but I'll say it's

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not as good as other ones, but it didn't

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matter. Correct. I thought

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it was like markedly worse than some

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of the recent Fast and Fast 8 I didn't

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love, Fate I didn't love. Nine

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I kind of came back on a little

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bit. Nine they sent black people to space. I

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loved it. I love the call that I'm doing. This guy's an astronaut.

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But this one felt like a little,

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I didn't enjoy it as much. I

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didn't care about some of the characters

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that they introduced, but I will say,

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Momoa

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elevates this movie. My

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friend was wearing gaucho pants. He

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had colorful nails. I loved

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every- You had a scene with two dead bodies. It was

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painting their toenails. Yeah. Gabriel's

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eyes squealed. Every time he was on the screen- I was screaming.

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I was in, I went to look cinemas in Glendale

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and I was very upset that nobody clapped every

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time a character you know in love was

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on screen. Every time they introduced someone,

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I went fucking him. And the

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way I was talking, by myself. The way I would lean

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over to Tiffany and be like,

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that's Han. Like, she's like, shut the

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fuck up. But it's real,

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like, Momoa really elevates

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the movie because he's bringing in energy we haven't previously

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seen from anyone. And here's what it is.

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Even when Cypher was on as a bad guy.

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Yes.

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Momoa has brought the most feminine

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energy to the bad guy yet. And

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I really loved it and appreciated

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it. And he was having so much fun. He

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was arguably around. He was

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having more fun than anyone in the audience

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of the showing I was at. But he, I

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was having a blast watching him. He was having a blast.

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He was ripping off the Joker

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a little bit. Oh, see, I don't know that. Oh

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yeah, well someday. And

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one day,

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one day I'll watch a movie. But

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he was, it was, he really

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leveled the movie up. Like, he was

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like kind of, it's

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not hard to come across as electric

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with the rest of that cast. You know? The

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power of their woodenness, we've talked about

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this. It's wild. And

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you know who else was, I thought, one of

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the strongest parts of the movie?

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Your boy, John Cena. John

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Cena was so good at it. John Cena was so fucking

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funny. And he's with the kid the whole time.

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And I was like, do I need to watch a movie with him and a kid, like

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just doing a road trip? They have to make a movie

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where John Cena is with a kid. Because he

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has the perfect energy of like, he's

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so badass and terrifying, but he's

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so capable of goofiness. And I

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think Momoa showed that as well. Yeah.

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But Vin Diesel, zero goofiness.

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Oh, because he's a serious actor. But

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did you see that clip? Did we talk about this yet? The clip

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of him and Tyrese on the red

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carpet in Rome. They are like yakked

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out of their fucking skulls. They

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are so.

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and it's like, we came to Rome

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because of Roman. He's like, if I'm Roman,

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and Vin Diesel's not talking in the Toretto

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voice, he's talking what must be his real voice. And it's

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a little pitched up. It's a little,

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and it's a little giddy. He's like, yeah,

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what's happening, fine? Like, and they're like giggling

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with each other. We'll watch the clip.

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We have to, that's the best. There's

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a new video of him singing.

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I think he's singing to Demi Lovato or

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like Selena Gomez, where, I don't

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even think it's the karaoke version. I think he's just singing over

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the vocals.

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He's good. I love Vin Diesel. I

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love Vin Diesel. Also, I wish Vin had

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let us be surprised that this

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is not the last one. I know.

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I wish, like, cause the movie, we'll

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jump to the end here real quick. The movie ends on a huge cliffhanger.

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And I was- And it looks like court, like in a funny way,

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in a way that made 50% of the

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theater cackled when the movie

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just ended. Cause it's crazy

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where they end it. There's like a lava

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waterfall coming down a dam. Fucking

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huge explosion. It's

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like, out. And then it just like, out. And

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he's like, wait, what? And then we got a Marvel scene

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after. Bro, we get two Marvel

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scenes. Wait, two?

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Cause we get Letty

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and Cypher leaving with our-

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With Gal Gadot. Gal Gadot, Giselle-

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Who

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dies after being thrown off

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a plane in eight? She's the third member

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of the crew to die and come back. Letty,

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my favorite is Letty dying. And

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then for a whole movie, Vin Diesel

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fucks the whitest woman he could find

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in Rio de Janeiro has a brown

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child with that white woman. With

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Elena. With Elena. We meet Elena's

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younger sister. And then everything is so family

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oriented that we meet everybody in the nobody

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family, everybody in Elena's family, a

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dead character from one movie.

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We're gonna learn like Jack Reacher,

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who's playing like the

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fucking triple agent. He's the guy- Wait,

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who's Jack Reacher? I don't know the actor's name,

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but he's the giant Jack Blond who- The

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one who was there in Rio de Janeiro on

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the- A bad- and a good guy, then a bad guy

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again. Boy, that was tough

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to follow. That was tough to follow. And it happens in like three

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seconds. I

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will give them credit. They do a great job with retconning,

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which means retroactively changing the continuity.

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But adding

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Momoa to the scenes from Five

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was great. Was so fun. It was so

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fun because it was like all the shit that you hadn't seen and

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Five is arguably the best movie. For me, it's

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number two. Which is your favorite? The first

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one. Okay, yeah, one in rules. Five is my favorite

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as well. I love the first one. But Five is like where it takes

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off and it's... Five is where

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it's first step into the new genre

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of movie it has become. Where like Marvel cars.

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This is insane.

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Marvel cars. At one point, my

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friend was like, what is he doing? I was like, it's

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Nause. And she was like, okay. And I was like,

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it makes a car

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superhero. Yeah. It's

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magic. Come on. Juice that you could

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have and everyone has in a car. And by the

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way, every plane in this movie has three cars

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inside of it. It's always like,

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all right, we got to head here. It's like, do you have the plane with

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my fucking Chevy in it? It's like, yeah, of course,

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Vin. Of course we do, Vin. We're not gonna leave

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you without a car.

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And I love that his dad's car has made it through

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so many movies. This car has been dropped from

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planes and has driven off bridges.

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I think it gets destroyed in Five.

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I think it keeps getting like, it's always

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like back with his... Oh, you know what else I thought

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was fun about this movie? It started with the

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Corona brunch, the Corona barbecue at home.

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Every movie ends with the Corona barbecue. This

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one, they shook

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it off. They couldn't end with it because

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the movie didn't end. Yes, right.

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The next one will end with it. Yes. Oh

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man. My God. Oh, and then The Rock went at

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that like final, final scene. I was the

9:38

only one in the theater who went, oh, he said

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he was gonna be here. It's The Rock. Dude,

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that's so funny you say that because in the beginning of the

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movie, when they go to, I

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guess Rome, when they go to Rome, because

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Roman and Tej are on their own mission. Yeah.

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And Scott Eastwood, Mr. Nobody

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Jr. He's so handsome,

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so unnecessary.

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to the film. It's like, it's

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funny, it's almost like they need him because

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he is a white guy. It's like the first movie, it's

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like the first- Where they need white people.

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Yeah, they're like, shit. It's too diverse. And

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we have a fucking Pete

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Davidson where we don't know what he is. We have no idea exactly. So

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we can't count him as white. I think the most

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amount of ethnically ambiguous actors ever

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have been cast in the fast franchise, right? The

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ethnically ambiguous Avengers. And

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Vin loves it because he can make anyone his family.

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It's like, it could be a black guy, an Asian guy,

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whoever. He's like, it's my brother. John Cena, Vin

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Diesel- As much as I loved

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John Cena, I was like, that's your brother?

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The fact that- And it's Jacob with a K? The

10:38

fact that it's Vin Diesel, John

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Cena, and fucking Jordana Brewster

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are the threes. And this is the three

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so far. So far. This movie will

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introduce a fourth Toretto sibling. I

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guarantee it. I hope so.

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Yeah. Scott Eastwood showing up in that truck

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in the beginning of the movie. He eventually has to like dive out of the truck.

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He gets hurt. We don't see him for the rest of the movie. That

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truck pulls up. That's the rocks. That's Hobbs'

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truck. So I go to Tiffany. He's not even

11:02

supposed to be in this movie. That's what I said to my friends.

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Scott Eastwood gets out and Tiffany's like, huh? And

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I'm like, no, I mean, I guess he is supposed to be

11:08

in this movie. And then at the end, I'm like, this

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is what I was talking about. She's like, Tiffany's like,

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I am so bored. And I'm like, yeah, it's

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been two and a half hours and we're getting a 2B

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continued. You are right.

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No, she is wrong. Agreed.

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I truly screamed when

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the rock appeared on screen and nobody

11:27

else in the

11:28

theater could care. It's so funny that

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that means that it was marketing,

11:33

that they were in the news saying that they hated

11:35

each other. Yes, but also- But

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that makes it fun. That makes it goofy and

11:39

silly. It makes it like, and the

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rock knows what he's doing here. Makes it like professional wrestling.

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It does where there's like rivalries

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and drama. And I love

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that there's drama. It's,

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man- I will say the coolest thing,

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I was a little blue balled by

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it being a sequel. By it being

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half of a- Sure. Two

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movies.

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But they

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were able to kind of spread the action around.

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We got like one Statham scene. We

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know Statham is gonna go rescue fucking

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his mom, Helen Mirren, and that's gonna be a dope

12:12

scene that we know we're gonna see. It's gonna be so

12:14

fucking fun. We know we're gonna have a Han and Giselle

12:16

reunion. Yes! We know

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Cypher is going to play into this movie in some way. She's

12:21

like kind of becoming a good guy now.

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Even though she killed Vin's

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baby mama in front of Vin, almost

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killed this kid. Yes! Put

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a gun to the kids head. In

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a perfect scene where she asks him something and the answer

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is family, and it made me laugh so

12:36

hard. She was like, what's most

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important to you? Family!

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Would you believe it's family? Family! I

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loved while we're on Cypher, I

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thought this movie was one of the best

12:48

uses of Letty yet.

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Yes. Her fight with Cypher was awesome.

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Her motorcycle through Italy was cool as hell. It was really

12:55

cool. I loved when she escaped, and then

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it's like Antarctica or whatever, and she's just

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like, fuck. I was like, oh, so she does react

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to things.

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Yeah, she does have emotions. She does do more than just

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scream, Dom! Also, she's

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not young anymore. This is the hottest she's

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looked. She looks great. She looks, her and

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like the scene with her in Charlize Fighting, I was,

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Tiffany looked over at me, I was like. It was so good.

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I was like, oh my God, they're so pretty and they're hitting each

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other. I love this! I hope they're friends

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at the end of this. I hope they see her. I

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hope this might answer them just coming. No, let

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them come. Please! Please let

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them come. Also, the costume designer for whatever

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reason

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was truly just having the time of their life. Every

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woman was in white pants. I don't know if you noticed

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that. So was Vin, as always. Vin pops in

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with his white pants. I love those white pants. Also,

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Rita Moreno was in a head to

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toe white ensemble with just

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like a big belt buckle.

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It looked awesome. She had a corona

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popping off them. It's like, great

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grandma is here, and you're like, what

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the fuck?

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But they acted like she had been there the

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whole time. Yup, that's what I like about these movies.

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And then I was like, so that's the grandmother of John Cena?

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Yeah, that's John Cena's grandma's Rita Moreno. It's

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perfect. Also,

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were you laughing, the hardest we were laughing

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in the movie was when Jordana

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Brewster, who looks like she maybe weighs 79 pounds. Oh, when

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she started fighting? She's fighting all those

14:17

guys in armor and like, John Cena's upstairs fighting

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the same amount of guys and it's like, this is a little... I

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was screaming.

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It was so funny to me. Jordana

14:26

Brewster's parts in this

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movie are funny to me because... I feel

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bad for her in a way. Why don't

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they give her any... Because

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I guess the plot is kind of like,

14:37

she's with Brian. But also it's insane. Everyone

14:40

is dead in a comeback to life, but Brian is not dead. Brian

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is not dead, but he is dead in real

14:45

life. And then named his son after a

14:47

living friend. A little bit. And then

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I'm like, why doesn't...

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Why doesn't Jordana Brewster... What's her name in

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the movies? Oh, fuck. Mia. Mia,

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yes. Mia Toretto. Why doesn't Mia bring her

14:58

husband?

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Why does she leave him at home? Why does he come?

15:02

It's so funny that we're all okay with it because

15:04

I think Paul

15:07

Walker's death is the best

15:10

an actor's death has ever been handled

15:13

in a financial issue. I honestly think so. Carrie

15:15

Fisher got fucked over. Even Mark Hamill,

15:17

who's alive, kind of got fucked over in The Mandalorian. All

15:20

these actors get fucked... Because

15:21

they CGI their faces onto stuff, right? And

15:23

this was like the only CGI face we saw of

15:25

Paul Walker was his brother. Was his brother

15:27

playing... Yeah, which is like a sweet

15:30

tribute I sobbed when they drove

15:32

off in separate directions at the end of Seven. I was weeping.

15:36

Same. That's like one of the most powerful parts of any of the movies. It's

15:38

so good. And also showing the

15:40

splash back to Five lets Paul Walker

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be in the fucking movie. And

15:45

live in a way that's authentic because it's like it's

15:47

footage of real him. We're not adding it.

15:48

Yeah, this has already happened.

15:51

Also, that's kind of like a cool thing because that

15:53

money goes to his family. Yeah, to the

15:55

state. And his daughter's in the movie. Oh,

15:57

yeah? She's a flight attendant. That's...

16:00

fucking awesome. Mm-hmm. That

16:03

scene was wild, where she just

16:05

gave him a little mini bottle, gave

16:07

Cena a little mini bottle of vodka, and he's like,

16:10

I know exactly what to do. We gotta go into

16:13

the baggage bin. I

16:15

have

16:15

a kayak that turns into a queen that

16:17

we see for one second and never again.

16:19

It's perfect. They land it by a cave

16:22

and get in the rocket car. They do. John

16:24

Cena is off like fucking mad

16:27

professor just inventing shit behind

16:29

his back.

16:29

I love it. It's literally

16:32

just perfect. Also, I want

16:34

pictures of Jason Momoa's

16:36

outfits. Me too. I want to

16:38

buy them. I kind of want you to dress like that. That's

16:41

sort of what Tiffany was saying too. I was like,

16:43

this is gay-bruh-ous. I was like, I love

16:45

this. That would be like me if I

16:48

had someone who bought clothes for me. You know what I

16:50

mean? Like if I got to the level where they were like, what do

16:52

you want to wear on the red carpet? I'd be like, this kind

16:54

of shit. Yeah. Yeah, because I love that. Like

16:56

it's like a lounge singer. It's kind of androgynous and

16:59

lounge-y. And recreational

17:02

and summery, but also like kokey.

17:04

Yes, very kokey, very Miami. Everyone's

17:06

clothes in this movie are fucking awesome.

17:09

Yes. The one thing this movie wins

17:11

every time is locations, clothes,

17:14

and music. Because

17:15

it's always places you want to go to. Casalina.

17:18

Come on, gasoline. They fucking when that's, whoops, I

17:20

broke the mic when that started happening. I lost my

17:22

mind. I love that song so fucking

17:25

much. It was so pumped to chant, Gasalina.

17:27

Such a good song. Should

17:30

we take a quick break? I think we should.

17:32

Take a quick break.

17:40

All right, now we're back with the Toronto

17:43

Gazetto. No fucking way, we're still

17:45

doing this. I love that. Our

17:48

weekly news segment is back.

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Okay, the Rock returns as

17:53

Hobbs in Fast X after vowing to

17:55

never come back. We said that. It's

17:58

in the post-credits scene.

17:59

If you didn't see it, you missed Return of the Rock

18:02

and his name is Luke Hobbs. I

18:05

was excited. We talked

18:07

about it. It's a huge addition to Five. I'm

18:09

stoked to have him back, especially in this situation

18:12

because

18:13

we got a lot of Romand Tej and

18:16

Han in this movie, so I think we're gonna see more

18:18

of Hobbs and Letty. They're

18:20

gonna spread it around. And Hobbs, threatening

18:23

Hobbs, is very exciting. So now, and

18:25

you know Statham's gonna grab his brother. Of course.

18:28

Who's in a couple of the movies. Owen

18:31

Shaw. They're like something, Luke and Owen Shaw,

18:33

something and Owen Shaw. So

18:35

they're gonna get him, there's

18:37

gonna be a variety of crews. And

18:41

with Reacher being a right-hand

18:43

man at the end, it gives you,

18:46

the Rock and people can go after

18:48

Reacher and Toretto can go after

18:51

Dante. It's gonna be like. It's

18:53

as if you've written the movie. Gabrielle,

18:55

give him a right answer. Someone has to.

18:58

I wonder if this is already

19:00

shot. I wonder if they shot it concurrently. I

19:03

feel like this better be one of those, it's

19:06

one year away. I really hope so. I don't wait

19:09

two years for fast X2. X1?

19:12

X11? X11? Oh, is it

19:14

X1? It's XI for

19:16

sure. Honestly, I have

19:19

major rock fatigue.

19:22

I'm kind of tired of him being in every movie and

19:24

he is kind of, I loved him.

19:28

He's just a little too

19:30

sexless and like, unthrilling

19:32

as an actor. But this

19:34

is the franchise where everyone

19:37

is weirdly sexless and unthrilling. And

19:39

he comes in and he comes across as a fucking

19:41

gangbusters in these movies. So I'm

19:43

excited for him to come back, not as a

19:46

lead.

19:47

I agree, I like, well,

19:49

I did really love Hobbs and Shaw. I'm one of the few

19:51

people who loved that movie. And

19:53

I can't believe it was like made for me. And I didn't like it.

19:55

I thought it was so fun. I

19:58

bet you if Hobbs and Shaw came. like three

20:01

months ago and it was the first we saw of it, it would be

20:04

everyone would like it. I feel like we were in a little bit

20:06

of a fatigue moment. Maybe a little fatigued with it, but I

20:08

thought it was so fun. I brought Sashir afterwards.

20:10

She was like, that movie was fun as hell! She's like.

20:13

Idris Elba is like a cyborg killer at

20:15

the end of it. Yes, he's a beautiful cyborg. I was

20:17

like, I love this, this is

20:20

for me! Now the rock coming back

20:22

is huge news for this. It's such big news. And

20:24

also right before you crushed the cell phone,

20:26

I screamed, crush it! You knew he was gonna crush

20:28

it. It was so fucking awesome. He crushes everything.

20:32

I loved it. But I think the Gal Gadot

20:34

return, the Giselle return, is bigger

20:37

in world news, bigger real life

20:39

news, is that the rock is fine with working

20:41

with, but that's what makes me think

20:43

the rock is gonna be off against Jack Reacher.

20:46

So they don't actually have to work together. So they don't

20:48

have any scene together, like one scene together one day.

20:51

Also, Han was

20:54

sad in this movie. Han

20:57

was sad. He wasn't his usual charismatic

21:00

self. He only ate a little bit. He only

21:02

got one snack scene. That

21:04

was a really fun reveal in the Statham scene

21:06

where he was punching a heavy bag and then laid the

21:08

heavy bag on zips and someone was in there that he

21:10

was beating up. That's fucking crazy. That made

21:12

me laugh

21:12

so hard. And nobody in the theater

21:15

was laughing. And then when he ran up the stairs and they left

21:17

that in, I was like, that's funny. That's funny, yeah.

21:19

Guys, we're having fun here. This is

21:21

Fast and the Furious.

21:22

And I thought that Roman, who

21:26

I love to make fun of, that the movie

21:28

chose a male model to be the comic relief.

21:30

It is very funny. But

21:33

Pete Davidson is a buddy. Rome

21:36

shines in this movie. And Pete Davidson is legitimately

21:38

a funny guy. And Rome and

21:40

Luda, to a degree, they hold their own. I

21:43

like their dumb banter.

21:44

I like their dumb banter too. I

21:46

like that you wanna drive, you

21:48

get to drive. And the little... With the little

21:50

head, I cackled. That was very funny. I slapped

21:52

my thigh three times when they revealed

21:55

the little Tej head on top of the remote

21:57

control car. That was very funny to me. That worked.

21:58

I think... having the cash shirt

22:01

on that made me laugh. That was very funny. I

22:03

love Pete, I just didn't, I was like why? I

22:05

know we're doing cameos and that's a fun time, but

22:08

this one was, it just, it felt like wasted.

22:10

Well and then he also

22:11

ended up being like a rat too. Yeah. And

22:14

I was like that's not fun, I want Pete to be a hero. Yeah,

22:16

I want Pete to be part of the family. I

22:18

want Pete, the better joke

22:20

would have been like now Ramses is dating

22:23

Pete because every, I repeat a moment that meets

22:25

him. Yes, because everyone wants Ramsay. I forgot about

22:27

Ramsay. There are

22:28

so many characters in this franchise.

22:30

Dude, when Scott Eastwood, when that

22:33

truck pulls up, I'm like the rock and then Scott

22:35

Eastwood gets out, I'm like right. And then I'm like, and

22:37

then Brie Larson shows up who's a huge

22:39

star and she's like I'm 15th

22:42

on the call sheet and I have two lines and

22:44

my name is Mrs. Nobody. That's

22:47

fucking Brie Larson is like Academy level

22:50

actor. She's

22:50

an Academy level actor, she's Mrs. Marvel

22:52

or whoever. Yeah, she's Mrs. Marvel, Captain Marvel.

22:54

Whatever. Little lady Marvel.

22:57

She's pretty, can you imagine? She's baby girl Marvel. You're

23:00

a pugaca, I'm

23:00

Marvel. I'm the Marvel baby. I

23:03

need breast milk, I need magic

23:05

colostrum. I need. From Thanos.

23:08

I was gonna say something and then I got confused.

23:10

I was gonna say blue milk but I think that's Star

23:12

Wars. That is, but look at you. We're

23:14

blending all three newcomers franchises

23:17

into one here. I know things. All we need is

23:19

some Lembas bread. I

23:21

don't know. That's Lord of the Rings. Oh God.

23:23

Sorry, I think you did that right?

23:25

We did. And I know

23:27

you love it but I just don't

23:29

get it. That is completely. Those fucking

23:31

hobbits and their feet. I

23:35

just don't get it, the feet. Dude,

23:38

let's talk about one sequence in the movie. Okay.

23:41

When Dom, because this

23:43

happens in every movie and it's one of my favorite parts of the movie. They

23:46

always have to show Dom, go to

23:48

some Central or South American

23:50

country. Where he's friends with everybody. Where he's friends

23:52

with everybody, maybe is the same

23:54

ethnicity as everyone but no one will speak

23:56

to it. But we can't, we can't talk about it. So when he

23:58

goes to Rio for the street race. and then his

24:00

boys are there, and then like, the

24:03

girl is there who hates him, who we reveal later

24:05

is Alina's little sister, but she's

24:07

currently Dante's girlfriend,

24:09

and Dante shows up. Wait, was

24:12

she Dante's girlfriend? She like went over

24:14

to him when he showed up,

24:15

maybe. But I thought he was trying to like hit on her,

24:17

but she didn't want it. I truly

24:19

did not understand what was going on at that part. But

24:22

him, when they all pulled guns on each other,

24:24

I was like, I leaned over to Tiffany, I'm like, how funny would it

24:26

be if these guys just murdered? Like

24:29

if 150 people died in this sequence. Because

24:31

they do, the movie does such a great job

24:34

of like, the bad guys have on such intense

24:36

armor, so when they throw

24:38

anyone out of a car

24:40

or something, they always show them land.

24:42

Yes, well they also say, I think

24:45

they said it in this movie, they were like, a bomb went

24:47

off in Rome, no casualties.

24:49

Right, somehow. Because

24:51

they got it into water. Yeah, but he's dead,

24:54

but these are the most wanted terrorists,

24:56

and they're all family. But

24:59

you were absolutely right, they're like, we are not killing

25:01

people here, that is not the best and

25:03

the purest way. No, everyone puts your guns away, and let's

25:06

just race. We just gotta race. And how come it's

25:08

a four person race, and how come those two people

25:10

get to be in the race? The race is

25:12

like for Vin to stay alive,

25:15

or for Dante to go to jail, and it's like two

25:17

more people are like, oh well we're racing too.

25:19

And then Dante's like, who gets

25:21

to live? And I'm like, how did he have the time? How

25:24

does, he is the most flamboyant person.

25:26

How is he putting?

25:28

we find

25:30

him get his crew, but he's like, finally

25:32

I have an army. It's like, wait, how'd you get all this other

25:34

shit done? In the beginning. And

25:37

then that dude died, and this is the power

25:39

of the fucking franchise.

25:40

That dude, who we've seen in like three other

25:43

movies, who I can't place his name,

25:45

he dies, and it is

25:47

kind of sad. And that, because

25:50

nobody dies in these movies. Wait, did he die in

25:52

a plane? Wait, how did he die? He died because his

25:54

car blew up. And then Vin

25:56

was able to save Elena's sister by knocking

25:59

her door.

25:59

so that she flipped and it was on that side

26:02

and it didn't blow up. I was very, I

26:04

was like, wait, what? And also,

26:07

it reminded me of like almost

26:09

the exact same scene from, is it

26:12

three? Where they flip over to knock

26:14

the mine off the bottom of the car. They do this exact

26:17

move in a different movie where they go upside

26:19

down to knock something that's like tracking them or

26:21

gonna make them blow up. I forget what happens. And

26:23

it's the same exact thing that happened. It

26:26

makes sense that it's crazy that they don't

26:28

repeat a lot of stuff based on how like, yo,

26:30

this actually really worked last time. Let's just do

26:32

the dude thing again. Yeah.

26:34

I do love that they used five

26:37

as a template because I think that

26:39

the safe is the best thing I've seen

26:41

in a movie. Well, I'll tell you what, it's so smart

26:44

to show that again because it is the best

26:47

action set piece they did was that safe at the end of

26:49

five. So rolling it into this

26:51

movie is,

26:53

so you get to revisit the, it

26:55

does point at later on when they're

26:57

doing the rolling flaming bomb.

27:00

How that ball that was on fire rolling

27:02

through Rome that they're like sock bumper

27:04

carring around. My favorite was all

27:07

of the people on vacation. It would get

27:09

this close to them and they would magically

27:11

get away from this bomb rolling towards

27:13

them. What about when Vin Diesel went Dom

27:15

Toretto, knocks the awning

27:18

down to protect the people from the flaming

27:20

bomb. Having,

27:20

what's it called? Cafe

27:23

El Fresco dining outside.

27:26

And he shields them, oh man, that

27:29

was,

27:29

this movie is perfect. There's a video game called

27:31

Rocket League, which is like soccer with cars.

27:34

And that's literally what they're doing. Like they like must've

27:36

been inspired by the video game, which is like a kids

27:38

game. They are, I will say

27:41

something I don't like in modern

27:43

action movies is digital fire.

27:46

I think it looks really bad. And this movie has

27:48

a lot of the fake on that bomb.

27:51

And at the end on the dam,

27:53

that like visual

27:55

effects, fire doesn't look the same as like something

27:57

really burning. I guess I've never quite. Clocked

28:00

that. Yeah, take a look. Next time you're watching one

28:02

of these modern movies, see what

28:04

real, because

28:06

I have an advantage. I watch a lot of like 70s, 80s and 90s movies

28:09

and you see like a real, even in the worst

28:11

fucking 90s movie, if a car explodes,

28:14

it really explodes. And you're like watching

28:16

a Netflix movie now where it's like just like

28:19

a digital explore. It like happens off camera because

28:21

everything's inside in a Netflix movie.

28:23

Have you seen the movie? Oh

28:25

God, what's it called? It's

28:28

like, it's Sylvester Stallone and

28:30

he plays a bomb expert. Oh yes,

28:33

The Specialists. Yes. How did this get made

28:35

on it? Yes. I watched it again. It's

28:37

really good. It's so fun. It's crazy.

28:40

It's crazy. I think

28:41

all those explosions are practical. Yes. And

28:44

it looks wild. And that's what makes the movie so much richer than you could

28:46

imagine. I agree. Yeah, it really works.

28:48

Even in like,

28:49

you know, puppets versus like digital characters.

28:51

Like the puppets hit different because there's like substance

28:54

to them, you can tell. This movie takes

28:56

place in so many different places.

28:59

Brazil, California, Rome,

29:02

Los Angeles. Antarctica. Naples.

29:05

Naples. Rio, London.

29:08

Yeah, Antarctica, Portugal.

29:10

It's

29:13

absolute. And so much happens in this

29:15

movie that like I forgot.

29:17

Like I was just like, wait, what happened? On

29:19

the drive over here to the studio, I

29:21

was like, oh shit, we gotta talk about this movie. Let's remember

29:23

some parts. And it started coming back to me.

29:26

And I was like, there's whole,

29:27

you know what just came back to me? I'm like, how did Cypher

29:30

get in this movie? So

29:32

her flashback to when Dante. Yes,

29:35

and that's great. That's awesome action sequence.

29:37

That was so fun. The guns turning on and off and all that. Yeah, where

29:39

it was like, all of your families will die unless

29:41

you kill her. And then immediately you're like, you. And

29:43

I was like, ah!

29:44

It's really fucking cool. And then he kills the one guy

29:47

who has no family. He didn't

29:49

even have a little kitty cat. Very funny. Yeah,

29:51

Ice is one guy. Yeah. So good. And

29:54

then she

29:54

arrives in a DeLorean. She jumps

29:57

out of the window of this building to stay alive. And

29:59

then. off camera, she

30:01

gets into a car, and it's like, I gotta

30:03

get to Dom's house. A DeLorean concept

30:06

vehicle, because it's not a real car, and

30:08

drives on over to Dom and is like, I

30:11

need

30:12

help, trust me, I don't wanna be here

30:14

either. She interrupts Letty and Dom

30:16

having a sexual, non-sexual

30:18

encounter, where they're like, in bed. The most sexual

30:21

the movie gets, with the exception of their wedding,

30:23

where they hold the cross together.

30:26

They like, that is coming for the Toretto

30:29

family, passing the rose, passing

30:31

the rose.

30:31

Passing it. You

30:34

have to keep faith. Faith, family,

30:36

ah! Faith,

30:38

family, and fucking, the three F's

30:40

of the franchise. Fast, furious,

30:43

faith, family, fucking. That's

30:47

what it should say outside the marquee of the

30:49

next show you and I do together. It

30:50

really, really should. Another

30:54

funny part of this movie that I wanted to call

30:56

out is, there's that sequence where he

30:58

goes to the old,

31:00

the police station from Brazil, and

31:03

when he goes in there, Dante's got- It's just screens

31:06

of Dom! It's all these screens

31:08

of Dom and pictures of Dom, and even when

31:11

we see Dom's workspace in the garage, there's

31:13

all these pictures, and it's really funny

31:15

when movies do this, when the pictures are

31:18

just shots from the movie,

31:20

because there's a picture of Letty behind the wheel,

31:23

through the windshield, I'm like, who took that of

31:25

her? There's a picture of Dom and

31:27

Letty at their wedding, and they got

31:29

married alone

31:30

in the Dominican or whatever. Who took

31:32

that? Yeah, who took that? The onset photographer.

31:34

Yes, it's from the DP, it's a screenshot

31:37

of a previous movie. Also, in Dom's

31:39

workspace, there's a picture of Brian, and

31:41

I'm like, but Brian is still alive.

31:43

Yes, it feels weird. It's very strange.

31:45

He never comes over anymore. He's

31:48

hanging out with his kid who's named Little V. Is

31:50

it? No, I don't know. Little D?

31:52

That's so funny that you could say that, I'm

31:55

like, oh, I missed that part. You

31:57

might have. Because it could have happened. Let's talk about Little

31:59

B for a minute. Little B. Does anyone

32:01

get more facial reaction shots in

32:03

a movie than Little B? And my friend was

32:06

working hard. A dozen

32:08

times throughout the movie he gets this shot.

32:12

As cars just sail over him. And me and

32:14

Tiffany were talking about the drive home. I'm like, that poor

32:17

kid had so much work to do. And Tiffany's

32:19

like,

32:19

what else would you do in that situation? And I'm like, you're

32:21

right. You would just go like, whoa, whoa,

32:24

whoa. And that's what it is. His dad

32:26

is like flying out of cars. He's flying out of cars.

32:29

This kid has seen violence

32:31

that most adults haven't seen. Well,

32:33

the craziest part about the movie, craziest

32:36

part about Little B being in the movie. I know we keep saying the

32:38

craziest part, but the movie easily out-hides

32:40

itself the whole time. He pulls

32:43

the lever at one point in Jacob's

32:45

fucking cannon car and

32:47

shoots the cannon

32:49

that has got a bad guy driving in it. And the car blows

32:51

up. Little B murdered. Little B, and it was

32:53

a bad guy, but Little B is in it. Little

32:57

B is a murderer. And has killed someone, yes.

32:59

And then watched his uncle die. I

33:01

know. But I think

33:04

Cena's going to come back. The movie's like lost all stat. Like you're

33:06

like, everyone's just going to come back to life. Everyone just needs to

33:08

come back. Cena, I

33:10

was like, I do have a note for the director.

33:13

I was like, you could have told Cena that you were spinning him around

33:15

because he was just kind of

33:16

static in the car as it's just moving around.

33:19

And I was like, that's a choice. But

33:22

I was kind of in this movie,

33:24

which I thought didn't have the same emotional

33:27

beats as previous ones. That's what I thought was missing. That

33:29

made it a little weaker. But I thought that,

33:31

okay, Momoa brings it up in like an energy level. I

33:35

thought that the

33:36

Cena and little B was so good. That's

33:39

the emotional heart of the movie. I loved

33:41

it. I've never seen with them. I feel

33:44

like this is crazy to say. I

33:46

feel like Toretto didn't get enough non-action

33:49

stuff to do. That's not crazy. You are correct. That's

33:53

what I think is and that's why I'm hoping the sequel has

33:55

way more of it because that's the

33:57

that's the fucking magic of the movie

33:59

that people forget. Is that like all the dumb

34:01

action is fun, but it's weirdly

34:03

grounded in the emotion and the family

34:05

and the love shit that Vin brings That

34:08

I don't think he was bringing as hard in this movie because

34:11

they have

34:11

to pay off like 44 characters.

34:14

Yes 44 Huge

34:17

movie stars that each there

34:19

are 18 people in this movie that

34:21

will lead their own movie within it

34:24

We have a fact. I think there's like four

34:26

Oscar nominees or winners in this movie

34:30

Which is really fucking wild. Yeah for

34:32

Oscar winners Rita Moreno Charlize

34:35

Theron Helen Mirren and Brie

34:37

Lawson all women Well

34:42

dudes are cast on their fucking shoulders

34:45

and women are cast on their actual acting

34:47

talent How pretty are you saying they're like very

34:49

very pretty fuck you're right? Portugal

34:51

in London we forgot we left off the list of how many

34:53

places they act wild in a oh,

34:56

yeah Oh

34:57

and the dudes name who dies so I'm glad I

34:59

get to call it out is Diago Diago,

35:02

yeah, and wait Pete Davidson was

35:04

in London. Yes,

35:07

which is funny because he's like an American guy Yeah,

35:10

that's this is so funny because

35:12

they go there and then they get kicked

35:15

out of there And then they're like we have another place

35:17

we can go and then they go to Shaw's and it's like They

35:19

have like three that's the side story

35:21

and they have like a three full starts over there

35:23

And then when they go to Shaw's shows like I'm out of here He's

35:26

like, there's all my guns and shit. I'm gonna say my mummy

35:28

that's gonna be so Helen Mirren

35:31

Absolute fucking smoke. This will be so

35:33

full of attractive people. She's stunning.

35:36

I love her so much Absolutely. Everyone

35:38

is so hot in this movie. Everyone is so hot.

35:40

Everyone looks really cool Their styles are

35:42

really popping off like you get like like

35:44

Tiffany called it out She's like everyone's in Versace

35:47

Gucci everyone's in like top

35:49

shelf shit the whole movie Yeah, and

35:51

like this is what I think budgets should

35:53

go to yes when you watch a movie like

35:56

forgive me Netflix originals But

35:58

the Gray Man or something like that

35:59

It's like, exactly, it's a Ryan Gosling, Chris

36:02

Evans movie. Costs like $300 million to make.

36:05

It doesn't look anything close to what

36:07

this movie looks like. It went to their salaries,

36:09

probably? Probably, it went to the Russo

36:12

brothers. And it was just so

36:14

rich to see. They did a silver

36:17

war. Silver war. Silver war.

36:20

Where the North fought for it the South, famously

36:23

in the silver war. It was the gold against

36:25

the silver. Yes, they made

36:27

civil war and Avengers Endgame I wanted

36:30

to, yes. Oh. Yeah,

36:32

they were talented. They made some good shit. I

36:34

think they got maybe overpaid or out of their box

36:36

here. But this movie

36:38

is in any location in these

36:40

spots. It's also driving in this huge

36:43

desert thing. When they show these wide shots, you're

36:45

like

36:45

fucked. It's nuts, it's great. I

36:48

mean, all the Rome stuff was so fun.

36:50

So rad. And that was like on location,

36:53

right? Right, it has to be.

36:55

And they're like the Vatican, like bringing the Vatican

36:57

into it. It's going

36:58

towards the Vatican. Like the

37:00

most elevated stakes for a guy who wears a

37:02

cross everywhere. We can't kill the

37:04

Pope. You look, the Pope's in there.

37:07

The Pope is the original family. Exactly,

37:10

we both said the same thing. That's the Pope,

37:12

he's family. Dante. In the

37:14

next movie, a guy shows up and rescues him randomly.

37:16

He's got the big hat and the fucking sports. And he's

37:18

just like in a Ferrari. Oh, the Pope will be. It's bulletproof.

37:23

Isn't it crazy also at one point, the back

37:25

window of Vin Diesel's car gets shut out. You

37:27

don't have bulletproof glass. You're

37:29

flying out of fucking planes. Yeah, out

37:31

of planes, you were smashing this car everywhere.

37:34

Like you don't have shatterproof windows.

37:38

Also Dante, I like that the villain

37:40

is also like family. Well,

37:42

that's

37:42

what makes him a great foil. Because

37:44

he's, it makes- Got murdered. It

37:46

almost makes Dom Toretto

37:49

understand where he's coming from. Which

37:51

is like a cop- Which in the second movie, they probably

37:53

will be like, I get it, I took your

37:56

family away. Join the crew. And

37:58

then he's like, okay.

42:00

Four years ago and now we're okay and now they're

42:02

bad again? God

42:04

that's so funny. Alright,

42:06

I think we covered... We covered all

42:08

the cambios, right? We talked, Gal Gadot

42:10

shows up. I think that might be the same

42:13

nuclear sub from earlier, but I thought they blew

42:15

it up in a previous movie. It's either

42:17

a callback to a

42:19

previous nuclear sub, or it's the

42:21

second submarine in the Fast and Furious

42:23

franchise.

42:24

Which movie is that, eight?

42:28

Seven or eight? It's the Cypher one where they get

42:30

the submarine. I think it's eight. I think Cypher comes in eight.

42:32

That's the one where the rock

42:34

leans out the car window, grabs a missile

42:36

and turns it and throws it into another car.

42:38

What a dream! Roam snowboards

42:40

on the car door. Yeah, there's a lot of fun shit

42:43

in that one. Yeah, that's definitely eight. That's

42:45

eight, yeah. It's so hard to remember all

42:47

of them. Bro, please, they all blend together.

42:50

It's one through five are the only ones I

42:52

can truly tell the difference from. And then six

42:54

through question

42:57

mark are all blend together. And I was

42:59

trying to explain to my friend, I was like, oh,

43:02

people come back from the dead. I was like, Han died in three,

43:04

and she was like, what? And I was like, and three comes after,

43:06

I think, six? Yeah. Or

43:08

five? I don't remember. Three happens

43:11

between five and six, or between six

43:13

and seven, or something like that in timelines. It's so funny

43:15

to me. It makes no fucking sense. I fucking

43:17

love it.

43:20

I didn't see, the guy Alan Richton, I think is

43:22

his name, the guy who is Jack Reacher,

43:24

who plays the sidekick agent, Ames.

43:26

Oh, is that his name? Yeah. We haven't,

43:29

he wasn't in trailers and stuff,

43:31

was he? He wasn't in trailers. Neither

43:33

was Pete. Those guys were like. Yeah, they were surprised.

43:35

They were the only surprises of the movie. Right.

43:38

But I'm wondering, that means

43:40

they're setting a precedent that there's going to be some, who's

43:42

going to, here's a positive

43:45

question for you, buyer. Who would you like

43:47

to see, or who do you think makes the most sense

43:50

to pop into Fast 11,

43:53

not join the crew and roll in? No, no, but just

43:55

like see them. Yeah. Pete's, Pete's

43:57

a good call because he's kind of like, zyt-

43:59

and it makes sense, but who would like- Bo

44:02

and Yang, I think would be such a delight.

44:05

Holy shit. And would be so funny. Honestly,

44:08

the movie needs a gay person. Right? There

44:11

are no gay people. I think we might be hinting

44:13

that Dante might be. Like, I like

44:15

that. I don't know if Dante is.

44:17

I think he might just be an effeminate man who doesn't care.

44:19

I think he's like, you know these guys are a little

44:22

dated who are writing and working on these movies. I

44:24

think they're like, Dante should be a metrosexual. Using

44:27

words you haven't heard in forever. And

44:29

then the costume designer was like, all right. This.

44:33

And they're like, oh, this is metrosexual

44:36

now? And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Just shut

44:38

up, he's cool. That's all it is. He's got taste.

44:40

Apparently, the scene where he's painting the

44:42

toenails of the dead people was improvised.

44:45

And to me, I said,

44:47

why did you set up some corpses and

44:49

not give him a script? That feels

44:52

so crazy. It's like, or like even that, like,

44:54

oh, hold on. Let me get two of the guys made

44:56

up as dead bodies. I got

44:57

a good grip here. Who knows?

45:00

It must have been like, he was going

45:02

to be on a call or something and then reveal them. And

45:04

he's like, I got some other shit I could do here. Because that's

45:07

one of the most electric scenes

45:09

in the movie. It's really funny. I

45:11

was like truly laughing. So he

45:13

did so much funny stuff. I was like, what's up with

45:15

this man in comedies?

45:16

He's got it. Momoa's got

45:18

it. He's not a wrestler, is he? No.

45:21

He was from Game of Thrones. That was his

45:23

pop off. He's Khal Drogo

45:26

in Game of Thrones. You know I don't know that. I've

45:28

never seen a game or a throne. Well, I mean,

45:31

you have until season 11 of newcomers. You'll

45:34

probably end up watching Game of Thrones at some point as

45:36

Headgum keeps bringing you guys back. Like, you

45:38

guys are like the fuck. Oh, the other thing

45:40

they keep saying in this movie is Mr. Nobody

45:43

is on a trip. So you know Kurt Russell's

45:45

coming

45:45

back in the next one. I love that he was like, I

45:47

won't do this one. Right. If

45:49

you give me a little bit in the next one, I'll come

45:52

back for just that. Yeah, they clearly

45:54

set him up to come back. Also, Brie Larson

45:57

could have killed Dante. Sheek.

46:00

So after the, they're

46:02

like on the bridge, she

46:04

comes up behind Dante with a gun

46:07

for like minutes and standing there

46:09

until he turns around and shoots her. And I was

46:11

like, what? Ms.

46:14

Nobody? The fuck? She's

46:16

a total badass. Even her plan

46:18

to help get Letty out just gets Letty

46:22

to sit with her arch nemesis.

46:24

Yeah, she gets just beat up. Also,

46:27

I love when he, what's his name? Agent Ames

46:29

or whatever, it was like zoom. And then

46:30

she had the crucifix in her hand. He's

46:33

like, enhance, we have to go. Make

46:35

a way to Rio now. He's just always

46:37

in the plane shouting.

46:38

Oh, it's, oh, so

46:41

many things are coming back to me. I think they're like in the

46:43

van or whatever. And Vin's like, or

46:45

Dom is like, you gotta buckle up who

46:47

was to come. I

46:49

was like, how did he know? Yeah.

46:52

How did

46:52

he know? And it's really crazy that

46:54

that sequence,

46:56

that guy doesn't know,

46:58

but then it's revealed he's Dante's

47:00

guy. So that guy did know. He

47:02

should have been like, whoa, how do you know? I

47:04

know what's going to happen. I know exactly what's going

47:06

on. What the fuck? That

47:09

is so funny. That's what makes a lot,

47:11

they had to shoot him in his bulletproof vest

47:14

from the chopper to help. When

47:16

it's all revealed at the end, it's like he should

47:18

have just slit Dom's,

47:19

they do a good job of Dante going,

47:22

no, he must suffer before dying would be

47:24

like a relief. Most of his lines are, he has to

47:26

suffer before I take his family. Right,

47:28

because it's the only way to justify not

47:30

just killing Dom in like the 45 times they've

47:33

encountered each other in the first half hour of the movie.

47:35

Oh

47:36

yeah, they've been together so many times.

47:39

No, if he wanted him dead, he could have just iced him at

47:41

any moment. Instead he's like, you will suffer. You

47:43

must suffer. Oh my God. Him

47:46

skipping at some point, I

47:48

think it was in Rome. I laughed

47:50

so hard. He's like, nerds? Yes.

47:53

He's like, and I need some people to move. Come on, nerds.

47:57

Even when he was like,

47:58

during the bomb, the ball. He's kind

48:00

of like, uh, yeah. Just

48:02

dancing around, conducting. It's a lot of fun.

48:05

His hair looks fabulous. He's so fucking pretty.

48:08

Good looking dude.

48:09

He was married to Lisa Bonet. I know, two

48:11

of the hottest people alive. So hot. I would

48:13

pay good money to watch them. Honestly, just cook dinner.

48:15

I don't even

48:18

need to see any news.

48:20

I want to do a separate podcast where you

48:22

and I just list celebrity

48:24

couples we would want to watch, fuck or cook. I mean. I

48:27

got a list ready to go. Joe Manginello and Sofia

48:29

Vergara. Yes.

48:31

That's like Godzilla and King Kong fucking.

48:33

Oh my God. That's a

48:35

hot cook. Yes. Dave Franco, Alison

48:38

Brie. If you want the little version

48:40

of what you have over there. I, okay,

48:42

I would be curious. I'm

48:44

curious. They're little cuties. Little

48:46

cuties. I would like peek

48:48

through a window, but maybe not stay for all of dinner. Right. But

48:51

Momoa and Bonet. Oh God, I

48:53

would watch them for days. Yeah, yeah.

48:56

Are they still together? No,

48:57

I think they just broke up.

49:00

But I might be wrong. But honestly, who

49:02

else are you going to find? That's what's crazy

49:05

too is like, who do you go to? But I guess Lisa

49:07

Bonet had Lenny Kravis and you're like, well, who

49:09

else are you going to find? And then she found Jason Momoa. So

49:11

I'm scared of who she's going to find next. Yeah. God,

49:14

it could be me. If this, if

49:16

this trajectory continues, I might have to date

49:18

Lisa Bonet next. And I'll have to break

49:20

it to Tiff to be like, she might be sorry. You

49:23

got to just let him go. You gotta let him

49:25

go. It's Lisa Bonet. Jesus, that's why

49:27

Zoe Kravitz is so fucking gorgeous. She's

49:29

so pretty. Her parents are to Lenny and Lisa

49:31

Bonet. Oh shit. Yeah. That's

49:34

why she's so fucking... Them

49:35

good genes. Mmm, oh the good genes. Yum, yum,

49:37

yum. Do

49:40

you drink Diet Coke? I do not, no. Oh, interesting.

49:43

I'm not a big soda fan. I

49:45

had a theory that I'll only fat people

49:47

drink Diet Coke. It does

49:50

feel like, I feel like Diet

49:52

Coke goes hand in hand with fat people and cigarette

49:55

smokers. Mmm. See

49:57

a lot of, and I'm all of them.

49:59

I am, she's fast, she loves, I

50:02

am trying so hard to quit again. It ain't

50:04

easy, fam. I did it for a year,

50:07

I quit for a full year, because I read

50:09

this book, The Easy Way to Quit. I think

50:11

I'm gonna read it again. People say that works

50:13

well. This will be the third time I've read it. The first time

50:15

I got to the end, I was like, oh, I think I wanna quit,

50:17

so I stopped reading it. Oh,

50:19

that's so- Second time I read it and I was like, I think I'm good

50:22

and done forever. So I think I'm

50:24

gonna read it a third time and hopefully be done

50:26

forever. Yeah, that would be good. You don't need five checked

50:28

boxes in the

50:30

what will kill me category. You know

50:33

what I mean? We have enough. I have so

50:35

many. I was in a situation recently

50:37

where some friends were, some people,

50:39

they're not my friends, but they were

50:42

doing a

50:44

little nose nachos. Oh,

50:46

sure. Someone's like, Gabrielle, and I

50:48

was like, no, I'm gonna

50:50

leave one thing off the list to shoot the

50:52

kills bad people. The heart is already pumping

50:55

a lot. I'm already

50:59

sweating and we're in air conditioning.

51:01

And I'm already talking more than anyone else at this

51:03

party. I do not need the fucking yak. Honestly,

51:06

that is very funny. I don't think I'd

51:08

ever wanna see you on coke. No, no one should. I think

51:10

it would just be really upsetting. I would just talk

51:12

until I died right in front of you, which is already

51:14

how I'm gonna go at a party in front of you. Might as

51:16

well not be now. And everyone's like, ah, just leave

51:19

him be. He's like, no, no. You went out going the way he wanted,

51:21

screaming about fast X. Screaming.

51:25

God,

51:26

I love this movie. It was written by Daniel

51:29

Mazo and Justin Lin, directed

51:32

by Louis Leterrier.

51:34

Now, how crazy is that? Because Justin

51:37

Lin was directing it. Was supposed to be directing

51:39

it. And then I think for a week they had

51:41

no director. He got a huge

51:43

kill fee to walk away because he got, the

51:46

rumor is he got like a huge contract. That

51:49

was like, look, I don't wanna do another movie. Vin

51:51

is too, like, he has too much power. It's too hard

51:53

to work with him. And they're like, no.

51:55

And this is what I heard. So

51:57

forgive me if I'm speaking out of turn.

52:00

I will do every

52:02

rewrite Vin wants to do on the script.

52:05

But once the script is locked, I

52:08

am shooting, I am the director when we get on

52:10

set. And in like the first week, it just

52:12

wasn't that dynamic. Oh, and so

52:14

they were like,

52:15

no, we promise. And he goes, but if Vin breaks

52:17

this, I'm gonna walk away and I need a huge kill

52:19

fee. So I think he got his

52:22

directing fee for two movies, because

52:24

he's supposed to direct the sequel too. I think he got

52:26

his fee for both those movies for one week

52:28

of actual production. I mean, there's a ton of pre-pro

52:31

and he co-wrote the movie and all that. The guy put in effort,

52:33

but he is a bit of the magic of what made

52:35

the movie's bounce back.

52:36

I think he's a great direct, because he did five.

52:39

He did five, yeah. And maybe the movie

52:41

would have been better if Justin

52:43

Lin just had his way. Do

52:45

you know what I mean? Because it's like five was

52:48

so good. It's the best in the franchise. They

52:50

based it off the best in the franchise and he knows

52:52

it. So it's like, maybe he did write a great

52:54

movie.

52:55

Yeah, I'm sure he did.

52:57

That's the thing. But I'm sure

52:59

Vin is the magic sauce. He

53:01

knows it, so he brings it. But I think

53:04

Vin needs to be just 5% less powerful,

53:08

and then it'll be fine. Because he is the

53:11

thing that gets these movies made. He's

53:13

unstoppable. He's great. He's literally, the

53:16

meta of the movie, the fact that the actor

53:18

Vin Diesel is kind of unstoppable in whatever

53:20

he wants to do, translates so well

53:23

to the character of Dominic Toretto.

53:24

It's truly perfect. Someone was shitting on

53:26

Vin Diesel and I was like,

53:28

I loved him as Groot. He was a tree that just said,

53:30

I am Groot. And I cried when he said, we are

53:33

Groot. Power. Holy shit. Powerful.

53:36

Wait, you saw Guardians of Galaxy 3? Not

53:38

for work. For, isn't

53:41

that, no, I haven't seen this. That's the one

53:43

that just came out. Does he say we are Groot in that

53:45

one? Oh no, he says we are Groot in two. In the first

53:47

one. Oh, in the first one? When he turns into a big ball

53:50

of sticks. Oh yeah.

53:52

Well, spoiler alert, in the third. He says we are Groot

53:54

in the third one? No, he says I love you guys.

53:56

No! I

54:00

have to see it now. You

54:02

have to, yeah. And Vin is great in Saving

54:05

Private Ryan. He has a small part in that. He's

54:07

very good. And he's very good in the movie Boiler Room. And you know how I got

54:09

that part in Saving Private Ryan? I've never

54:11

told you? No. He did a short

54:13

film. Oh, called Ambiguo. It's

54:17

like multi-facial or something. Yes, it's like. Where

54:19

he's not black enough, he's not white enough, he's an

54:21

actor and he's auditioning. Yeah, multi-facial. It's

54:23

like a pun on multi-racial or something like that. And bi-racial.

54:26

And he's like, It's like a pun on multi-racial

54:28

or something like that. Or bi-racial, right? It's pretty

54:30

good. He's a good actor. He is good. And

54:33

when he's in a serious role, he's good. I

54:36

don't think he could ever be

54:38

humbled and like returned to the... He's

54:41

gone the route of like Stallone and Schwarzenegger where

54:44

they can't do anything that isn't like directly

54:46

in their wheel. Schwarzenegger to a lesser degree. He makes some choices.

54:49

But still. There's

54:50

a... I think Paul Scheer said this

54:52

on that podcast that I did about the specialist.

54:56

That Schwarzenegger once tricked

54:58

Stallone into doing a bad movie because

55:00

he said that he was attached to it. And he was like, I want it. That's

55:03

how he got Stallone to be in Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. Who?

55:06

Was... What? Arnold

55:08

got the script, thought it was so bad, didn't want

55:10

to do it. He's like, but

55:12

I know it'll get Stallone to want to do it if I

55:14

say I'm going to do it.

55:15

So he started to say, so Stallone thinks he stole that

55:18

movie from Arnold and that ends up being a fucking

55:20

bomb that sucks. And if you've ever

55:22

seen that movie, it's insane. Stallone

55:24

is like a crazy cop and Estelle

55:26

Getty plays his mom who comes to

55:28

stay with him while he's in the middle of solving

55:30

a huge case. Features a sequence in which

55:32

she washes his gun in the sink and

55:35

also another sequence where she rips the blanket off of him and

55:37

he's sleeping in a

55:40

child's pose in

55:42

tighty-whities, like presenting his asshole. It's

55:45

bananas. I should just send you that visual just

55:47

that one clip. You really

55:48

should. That's truly wild. That's

55:51

the kind of important information I could bring to an episode

55:53

of Newcomers About Fast Action. It is wild that

55:55

you have seen so many movies. My brain is

55:57

broken. No, I don't know. I think your brain is

55:59

broken. is a beautiful thing. It works for

56:01

what it's got to work

56:02

for, I guess. OK.

56:14

We're back. So Fast X

56:16

had a budget of $340 million. This

56:20

movie was released two

56:23

weeks ago. And has already

56:25

made back the money.

56:26

This movie was released five

56:28

days ago from our recording. But from this

56:30

episode, I just want to say that's how fucking

56:32

on top of it you and I are. We have already seen

56:34

it. And before we even asked

56:37

to do a newcomer, we were like, should we ask

56:39

a newcomer? We're going to go see it. We're

56:41

going to see it anyway. And everyone's like, content

56:43

is all that matters. Let's go print

56:46

it. But it

56:46

made $344 million worldwide. Critically

56:50

film not well received. It has 54% on Rotten Tomatoes.

56:54

Richard Roper gave the film two out of four

56:56

stars, saying everyone slips comfortably into their roles.

56:59

That's a good thing. And does what they can with goofy

57:01

dialogue

57:01

and deaf to fine logic defeating stunt sequences.

57:04

All right. Many critics praise Jason Momoa.

57:07

I think there's a line in the movie from Agent Ames.

57:09

And he's like, if it

57:12

involves cars, they've done it twice

57:15

or whatever. They've been to outer space. They've been

57:17

to this, they've been to that. And if it involves cars, they've

57:19

done it twice. I

57:21

laughed very hard. I enjoyed this

57:23

movie. It's so funny. OK.

57:25

So audience members, they like it. It has 85%

57:28

on Rotten Tomatoes. And I think that's

57:30

more on par with what this movie is.

57:33

OK. Family has said 22 times in this

57:35

movie, apparently. Beating F9's

57:37

total family count by 15. Oh

57:40

my god. That's awesome. And

57:42

then yeah, Paul Walker's daughter, Summer Walker, had a

57:44

cameo in the movie. She's a flight attendant who helps Jacob

57:46

and Brian get away from the agency.

57:49

Let's see. Oh, for a week, there

57:51

was no director. Michelle Rodriguez said that when

57:53

she and Charlize Theron filmed their fight

57:55

scene, no principal director was on set.

57:58

They

57:58

had a second unit director.

57:59

That's wild. That makes sense though, because

58:02

that's a kind of sequence that is directed by like

58:04

the fight choreographer on second uni pack.

58:06

But

58:07

that scene is fucking fun. It's really

58:09

fun. It's crazy how bad they beat each other. And then I really

58:12

do think it's funny that Lettie's climbs

58:14

the whole pipe, gets upstairs, it's too cold, comes

58:16

all the way down, cypher's like. And

58:17

then Charlize is like, hehe, you're a bitch,

58:19

use your boots. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

58:23

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. That was my edging sequence.

58:25

I can't wait to get that on home video

58:27

so I can fucking crank it to those two beat

58:30

the shit out of each other.

58:31

I think for the next one, I

58:33

think I'm gonna watch all of them and

58:35

then like, just roll

58:38

into it, being like, I'm fresh. I know

58:40

everything that's going on. I might even watch Hobbs

58:42

and Shaw again. Look, this

58:44

is so obnoxious, but I wanna come

58:47

over and do it. You wanna do it? Yeah, let's

58:49

get fucking a bunch of drugs and just

58:51

watch 10 movies in a weekend.

58:53

I'll leave like twice. Oh,

58:57

perfect. I'm very down to do

58:59

this. Let's do it, I'm in. Okay, this is great.

59:01

I'm very excited.

59:02

I do wish I didn't know that there

59:04

was another movie coming until the

59:07

movie. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes, and I

59:09

think that's a problem with a lot of stuff is that

59:11

you know, like even with TV series,

59:13

I hate when I'm watching the show and you know like, there's

59:16

another, yeah. It's like, oh, it's already renewed or whatever. Yeah,

59:18

exactly. I just. But

59:20

I wish we were going into this and then it was a surprise

59:22

that there's gonna be a Fast 11 in like 18 hours

59:25

or whatever. Because I tried really hard

59:27

to like be surprised. Like

59:30

when the movie ended, I was like, oh. And then I started

59:32

laughing because I was like, yeah, we all knew.

59:33

The crowd cackled when they

59:35

just like look up at the dam that's

59:37

on fire. The dam, we

59:39

should say that. That is CGI. That

59:41

Dom just drove down. Yes,

59:43

just drove down. And like a ramp

59:46

while fire is pouring over the side,

59:48

fire mixed with water, because it's being

59:50

blown up. Oh, no, because two oil tankers

59:53

crash into each other. Yes, yes, yes.

59:55

Causing a wave of fire. But then

59:58

when they get down to the bottom, just somehow.

59:59

The kid gets out of the car. I love that

1:00:02

the kid swims up for like, everyone is

1:00:04

like an insane athlete. Everyone ends up in the water, they swim to the top,

1:00:09

and then they're like on the rocks and they look up. They

1:00:11

look up and then we see those mines that were

1:00:13

on the cars, now are all over the wall. There's

1:00:16

like five of them. Oh, and right before

1:00:18

that,

1:00:19

fucking Ames shot a

1:00:21

bazooka at Roman's plane

1:00:24

and we know Roman, Tej, and Ramesses

1:00:26

didn't die. Yes,

1:00:28

they didn't die, but we're led to believe that

1:00:31

family's dead. His brother just died.

1:00:33

Who are flying that plane? They are dead. Because

1:00:38

you know these motherfuckers are gonna come driving off

1:00:40

the mountain, because they all had their cars in there

1:00:42

with them. Oh my God, they probably

1:00:44

like, what

1:00:46

is it, parachuted their car right before they

1:00:48

got hit, because right

1:00:50

before Ludacris was

1:00:52

like, oh no. So like they knew

1:00:54

it was coming. Yeah, they knew something was

1:00:57

happening. He says like, Rome, it's a

1:00:59

trap or whatever. That just reminded

1:01:01

me, I know we're jumping around like crazy, but the gold Lamborghini

1:01:03

was fucking dope. Ooh, that was nice. That was

1:01:05

fucking sick. That was aspirational. I saw

1:01:07

one in Beverly Hills and

1:01:08

I rolled down my window and just kept screaming, cool

1:01:11

car, cool car. And they

1:01:13

didn't roll down their window. It's a flex and

1:01:15

a half if you have a gold Lamborghini.

1:01:17

You're just saying, hate me. Yeah, hate me.

1:01:20

I have so much fucking money and I don't fucking care. It's perfect

1:01:22

for Roman's character, all to reveal

1:01:24

that the reason it needed to be gold was for a

1:01:26

brief moment to blind the drivers of the.

1:01:29

Oh yeah, that's it. That was it. But

1:01:31

honestly, I love those little things. Me

1:01:34

too. I love that. It's like a whole complex

1:01:36

thing that's like, you're just gonna blind somebody. And

1:01:38

I like that Han

1:01:39

was mad that he was in like a British car. Like

1:01:41

there's a lot of fun stuff like that. Eighty-bitty little car.

1:01:45

Family. Family. Well.

1:01:48

Let's get some reviews from the Trivato Gazette. Rayden,

1:01:51

review. Oh, that's what it is. That's what it

1:01:53

is. Excuse me.

1:01:55

Salud, me familia. Money

1:01:57

will come and go. We know that. The most important thing

1:01:59

in life will. the Gabriella Cinco vibrating

1:02:02

and identically horny wavelengths to

1:02:04

God's Favorite Movie Series right here

1:02:06

right now. We weren't pretty horny for him. Yeah,

1:02:09

Reese Wallace, you are correct, sir.

1:02:12

Very, very correct. Ma'am, person, you are correct,

1:02:14

fam. Very correct. I was so

1:02:16

horny for Jason Momoa the whole time.

1:02:18

I had that weird

1:02:21

heterosexual reaction to him where I'm like,

1:02:23

I want to be him. Wait, I think that

1:02:25

means you kind of want to blow him.

1:02:28

And that's great. That's OK. And

1:02:30

like Cena and fuck. He looks

1:02:33

so good in those shorts. He looks so, I know.

1:02:35

That's the part I was like, damn, Cena, pull that off. Like

1:02:37

these legs. He's got

1:02:39

them. Yes. Dude's a fucking buff.

1:02:41

He's so nice, too. Yeah,

1:02:44

I know. That makes me, when you told me that, I was so happy.

1:02:46

The nicest. Yeah. And he

1:02:48

smells really good. He smells so good.

1:02:50

He makes and matches his colognes. Dude's a fucking

1:02:53

ledge. He'll be like, oh, I mix sandalwood with elderberry.

1:02:56

I don't know. So

1:02:59

awesome. And everyone

1:03:01

looked fucking hot in this movie. So our horniness was

1:03:03

at peak level the whole time. I'm so

1:03:06

excited for Fast 11. This is a movie

1:03:08

where everyone is so good looking that the

1:03:10

81-year-old matriarch. It's also so

1:03:12

hot. Rina Varina was a dime piece in this. God,

1:03:14

I fucking, I don't know if we said it, but I loved how they

1:03:17

acted like she was there the whole time. You did. You

1:03:19

did. It just blew my mind. I was like,

1:03:21

we know from my friend, I was like, this is her first time in this series. Yeah,

1:03:23

I know. And she was like, really? And I was like, we've never seen her before.

1:03:26

I like when Mia's like, quiet, quiet. Let Abuelita

1:03:29

speak. And then it's like, oh, right,

1:03:31

they're Latino? Maybe.

1:03:34

But their name is Toretto. So they're

1:03:36

half Italian, half Spanish. And then it's

1:03:38

like, what is John Cena then? Because

1:03:41

Mia does look ethnically ambiguous enough that

1:03:44

you can believe almost anything of her. Cena's

1:03:47

got corn. His family ate a lot of

1:03:49

corn. Yeah. And we'll

1:03:50

say this. I think they put bronzer

1:03:52

on him. Ooh, that's an

1:03:54

old wrestling trick. Oh, is it? Well,

1:03:57

I mean, those guys were always like, how tan

1:03:59

were wrestlers?

1:03:59

for like our like. You know what?

1:04:02

Yeah, that makes sense. I always thought it was crazy

1:04:04

growing up that Hulk Hogan was like the color of a

1:04:06

hot dog. That is so funny. And then someone

1:04:08

revealed that he's like a white man. And you're like, oh yeah,

1:04:10

but it's, cause I'm a white man too, but my skin gets

1:04:12

pretty dark. Yeah, cause

1:04:15

uh. Yeah, you're pretty dark around the neck. I

1:04:17

get out in the sun. Yeah, you get a little

1:04:18

thin. I get out in the, yeah. The half

1:04:21

Italian starts popping when I get in the sun. The Toretto?

1:04:24

Toretto's Italian, right? It sounds Italian, but

1:04:26

who knows? I don't want to, who am I? Yeah,

1:04:29

who are we to decide what ethnicity these people are? A white dude

1:04:31

on a podcast going, Toretto is Italian,

1:04:34

he's not a fucking Latino guy. Trust

1:04:36

me.

1:04:37

Yeah, I like that they're ethnically ambiguous.

1:04:40

I think it's fun. And I do love that Lil B is darker

1:04:43

than both of his parents. Because

1:04:46

uh, what's their name? Elena is

1:04:48

like a white Brazilian. Yeah. And

1:04:51

then Dom is pretty light. And

1:04:53

Lil B, ooh baby, Lil B's pretty dark.

1:04:56

I know, well it's confusing cause Dom's got the filter

1:04:58

on the whole time. Yes. So you don't

1:05:00

know what filter he's using. Lil B looks more like Letty's

1:05:02

child. Yes, that's

1:05:05

why early on in the movie when he hugs

1:05:07

her and says like, thanks mom. And she has like a weird reaction.

1:05:09

I was like, oh right. Yeah, you're like that's not his mom. He

1:05:12

looks the most like Letty, yeah. And

1:05:14

Michelle Rodriguez is the only one who doesn't have

1:05:17

stolen Latino Valor in this movie. She

1:05:20

is at least. She is. She's Rodriguez.

1:05:23

Yeah, exactly.

1:05:24

I will say according to this website

1:05:26

that I'm looking at, it

1:05:28

is most common in Brazil as a last

1:05:30

name. Oh, Toretto? Oh,

1:05:33

oh maybe that's why we keep returning to Rio

1:05:35

de Janeiro. Cause he's Brazilian? Cause he's

1:05:37

Brazilian? Yeah, that one makes sense. Ok. He's,

1:05:40

Corona makes less sense at that point. Like

1:05:42

whatever, he's, Corona's

1:05:44

an LA thing. We can give him

1:05:45

an LA thing. Yeah, it's the East LA thing.

1:05:48

I like that Anya was like, according to this website I'm

1:05:50

on Pornhub. Pornhub.com. Toretto

1:05:52

is. The way this website made it

1:05:55

seem like she didn't want to tell us what it was. The

1:05:57

way this website took her to Carlson's homepage.

1:06:01

I was like, I wouldn't say it as a source. It says for

1:06:04

bears.io. Like, I don't know what that is.

1:06:06

For bears.io. I know exactly what that

1:06:08

is. For hub.gov. Yeah, me, Mitch,

1:06:10

and Gemberling were in that video.

1:06:12

Do you want to read

1:06:15

this review? Sure. We're

1:06:17

not done yet. You put your hat on, you try to leave?

1:06:18

Yeah, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. No, I just

1:06:21

realized my hat was just next to me this whole time. I

1:06:23

binged, oh, this is from Orange Freshie.

1:06:25

More please. I binged

1:06:27

through the entire podcast during the pandemic

1:06:30

and forgot to check back when they started Marvel

1:06:32

movies.

1:06:33

Recently caught back up and

1:06:35

TBH, to be honest. I forgot

1:06:37

how much I loved this podcast. It's

1:06:39

so good. The guests are so good. I love

1:06:41

the movies and I love how much Lauren and Nicole

1:06:44

love and or hate the movies. The first

1:06:46

person ever who lets Lauren and Nicole

1:06:48

have their own opinion in the reviews. I love

1:06:50

that. Most people are like, I hate that they hate it or

1:06:53

I hate that they love it. Two movies

1:06:55

into this current season, and I'm

1:06:57

already sad I'm gonna run out in like 20 more

1:06:59

hours. Please keep doing this.

1:07:02

Suggestion for new topics.

1:07:05

Post-apocalyptic young adult franchises,

1:07:07

Hunger Games, Divergent, et cetera. Godzilla,

1:07:11

James Bond, pretty solid record,

1:07:13

Batman. Ding, ding, we're gonna do

1:07:16

it! Wait, what? We're gonna do Batman!

1:07:19

Oh shit, you guys gotta have me back

1:07:21

on. I'm gonna call which Batman movie? I mean, fucking, of course.

1:07:23

I've only seen one Batman movie. Oh,

1:07:26

that's awesome. And it's the latest one. Oh,

1:07:29

with Rob Pattinson. I loved it. I'm

1:07:31

very excited for you to watch

1:07:34

the Tim Burton Batmans, the first two.

1:07:36

I think you're gonna fucking love that. Is that with

1:07:39

Jim Carrey? Is he in that? No, the first one is with

1:07:41

Jack Nicholson as the Joker, and the second

1:07:43

one is with Danny DeVito as the Penguin.

1:07:46

Oh, okay. And also,

1:07:47

have me on for two, because that's Catwoman

1:07:50

and I can get V Horny

1:07:52

talking about Michelle Pfeiffer. I've seen

1:07:54

the costume, the costume, and I've seen her with the

1:07:57

whip. It's very hot. She's very good. The

1:08:00

movie is fucking awesome. They're both really, because

1:08:03

Burton's such a fucking wild director, and

1:08:06

it was before there was a style to

1:08:08

superhero movies. So

1:08:11

it's like, I'm very, there's

1:08:14

a lot of great movies in the oeuvre for you to watch, because

1:08:16

Batman Forever's got nipples on the Batman

1:08:19

suit. Nipples! Val Kilmer,

1:08:21

you got Val Kilmer, you get so many different Batmans,

1:08:23

you get Keaton, Kilmer,

1:08:25

George Clooney. George Clooney's

1:08:28

a Batman? Christian Bale is a Batman,

1:08:30

and fucking Rob Pattinson's a Batman. You get a lot

1:08:32

of Batman. I know Christian Bale was

1:08:35

a Batman. He's in the three Christopher

1:08:37

Nolan ones, the gritty ones, which

1:08:40

I think you might like too, but you're definitely gonna

1:08:42

love the OG, crazy 80s

1:08:44

Batmans. They're so fun and goofy. Okay,

1:08:46

because I used to watch the TV

1:08:48

show as a kid. The old school

1:08:50

one, like the Adam West. Yes, that

1:08:52

shit is fucking awesome.

1:08:55

Yeah, that was fun. You guys will probably touch on that,

1:08:57

I'm assuming.

1:08:57

Probably, I don't know. There is

1:08:59

a movie version of that Batman

1:09:01

series. Yeah, it's really fun. Famously,

1:09:03

I saw it when I was a kid for the first time, and the

1:09:06

thing that made me laugh the most is,

1:09:07

Batman is hanging off the Batcopter,

1:09:11

over the ocean, a shark jumps up, and

1:09:14

bites his leg, and is holding his whole leg. He

1:09:16

punches it twice, can't get it off, screams

1:09:18

up to Robin, who's flying the Batcopter, and says,

1:09:21

throw me the shark repellent. He

1:09:24

opens a glove box, and there's four cans

1:09:26

in there, and it's like squid repellent, piranha

1:09:28

repellent, he's like, ah, grass

1:09:30

shark repellent drops it, Batman sprays

1:09:32

the shark, and the shark falls off. That's very

1:09:35

funny. Get hyped. That's very,

1:09:37

very funny. Yeah, they knew what they were doing with that series.

1:09:39

They get a little, they get a little, very cheeky. Grabbing me the shark repellent.

1:09:42

I'm kidding. There's multiple repellents, yeah,

1:09:44

exactly. Yes, dink, that's

1:09:47

funny. You guys are gonna have some fucking fun, man.

1:09:49

I'm

1:09:49

just stoned, too. Okay, I was dreading

1:09:52

it. Yeah, I think Batman,

1:09:54

I think Bond would have been a fun one, too, because they get

1:09:56

pretty horny, and a lot of hunky, and good-looking people

1:09:59

in those, but. Daniel Craig is a

1:10:01

bond Daniel Craig's a bond, but so Sean Connery

1:10:03

Roger Moore Pierce Brosnan Timothy

1:10:06

Dalton, you know, I don't know

1:10:08

anybody well you get it gets older and British

1:10:10

as you go back So they're even actors that

1:10:12

you don't have much of other careers outside

1:10:15

of bond No, I say but I'm

1:10:17

stoked for you with Batman. I'm stoked for the listeners

1:10:19

to listen to you you guys after watching Batman

1:10:21

That's gonna be fun. Well first

1:10:24

episode drops August 15th. Oh, that's so

1:10:26

soon I gotta start watching so subscribe

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to this feed and look out for new newcomers coming

1:10:30

your way Gabriel's do you have anything you want to plug?

1:10:32

Of course, if you like hearing me

1:10:34

talk about movies I talk about movies

1:10:37

every week on my podcast the action boys

1:10:39

now It's a patreon podcast so it's behind

1:10:42

a paywall But we got some free episodes out there and

1:10:44

they are Guaranteed to be longer than

1:10:46

the runtime of the movies, which is not But

1:10:50

on a patreon it's more bad. It's more minutes per

1:10:52

dollar at least Again, I know

1:10:55

that's not necessarily for everyone the

1:10:57

show is impenetrable enjoy And

1:11:01

high and mighty and high and mighty another head

1:11:03

gum podcast. Yeah, I'm on there buyers been

1:11:05

on there all the guests Everyone that you love from

1:11:07

head gum has been on that and hunch one places

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to party before you die now on something

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called max

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Max, please check out max

1:11:18

Y'all are showing max now My

1:11:21

son max is now an app you can watch

1:11:23

on TV.

1:11:24

It's so weird. It's fucking

1:11:27

weird I was saying earlier. I was like why

1:11:29

didn't they just name it Warner Brothers? It's

1:11:32

a huge Name, we

1:11:34

know no sense. There's a literal studio

1:11:36

called Warner Brothers. There's not a max

1:11:38

studio Well, we got

1:11:39

HBO max. Everyone's like max just call

1:11:42

it HBO God, I'll say really

1:11:44

HBO and you're like what but I was like, why did

1:11:46

we get HBO? Why didn't we get a

1:11:48

Warner Brothers streaming service so much more

1:11:51

or just a fucking full new name and it's like

1:11:53

Ted and you just watch Ted honestly

1:11:55

again, I'm repeating myself. I said

1:11:57

earlier. Here's what we should have done We

1:12:00

need to get in a time machine and

1:12:02

stop Netflix. So all of

1:12:05

the networks should have banded together to

1:12:07

form their own streamer, where they all license

1:12:09

to each other and not to Netflix. Yes.

1:12:12

And I don't understand why they didn't do that. Why

1:12:14

do we have

1:12:15

all of these different fucking streamers? Why do I have

1:12:17

cable again? And I just can't find anything.

1:12:19

I gotta go on. I gotta Google, where

1:12:22

does this show air? Yeah. And

1:12:24

then I go, oh, that's the one service I don't have.

1:12:26

Now I gotta add a

1:12:26

Paramount Plus. Yeah, I don't have AMC Plus. Yeah,

1:12:29

I know. What? Why does

1:12:31

AMC have a streaming platform? I

1:12:33

was talking

1:12:34

to Tiffany about this, and I was thinking, it

1:12:36

might be cheaper for me to get

1:12:38

rid of everything

1:12:40

and just buy shows a la carte. I don't

1:12:42

even cable, just be like,

1:12:43

oh, this is the, I wanna watch Abbott Elementary. It's

1:12:46

like, buy the season pass.

1:12:47

I mean, that way you own it. Everything

1:12:50

else is being ripped off platforms and shit.

1:12:52

And then I think it would be interesting because I would find out

1:12:55

if the residual structure off purchase is better

1:12:57

for creators, because then that might be

1:12:59

the thing that helps. But then the only places you

1:13:01

can really buy seasons through is like Apple.

1:13:03

So they're gonna take a slice and then Apple's gonna make loot.

1:13:06

Yeah, it's complicated.

1:13:07

It's wild. Well,

1:13:09

Gabriel. Well, hey, it's bleak here, folks.

1:13:11

But you know where it's not bleak? In the

1:13:13

fast universe. We love the fast

1:13:16

and the furious. That's where I find my sunshine. That's

1:13:19

it for us. Bye-bye.

1:13:20

Bye. Bye. Bye!

1:13:39

Bye! Bye!

1:14:00

That was a hit them original.