This week - as always - in our trademark (allegedly) hilarious style, we are discussing most urgent and highly important news of the week without being distracted by irrelevant stuff like global pandemic and US election. In this episode: 

// Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery 

// UK govt investigates after pupils raise questions about balding asylum-seeker who claims to be 15 but ‘LOOKS ABOUT 40’ 

// Jews make up the lowest share of Europe's population for 1,000 years as France sees surge in emigration due to anti-Semitism 

// Poland abortion ruling: Police use pepper spray against protesters