PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.Humble pork pies, new £50 notes and Stars Wars as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th March 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.