In this episode, David didn't get laid, the start of a mini-movie, possibly partially written by Charles Dickens, Weasel vacillates wildly between two tones and also is making it up as he goes along, Erin wonders about Jack's bag of...pots?, Erin and James reveal that they've never been arrested, Erin wonders about Jack's new lodgings and the musical accoutrements, Alan Mencken hatches a nefarious plan to get another song into the show, Erin does James's job for him, and finally we talk about EYC for a little bit! It's a wild beginning to the week.