Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow
• America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.
• If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?
• Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away
• Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead
• Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan
• A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library
• Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003's Foolproof
• Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes
• Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family
• Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino
• Europe's largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house
• Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function
• Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall
• Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute
• German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening
• Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo