Episode 7 introduces the hero we need right now, but probably don’t deserve: the Handyman, fighting against darkness, entropy, and mild engine issues.

Elsewhere in this week’s deeply soggy episode, Kylie Minogue opens a novelty food franchise, Dracula is frustrated with the monster classifieds service, and a mother from Stevenage attempts to win some kind of horrific and cruel game show.

Warning: this episode features an esteemed nature documentarian getting sexually excited by rhinos, and also Black Lace; as such it may not be appropriate for younger listeners.