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Hello, and welcome to A
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Nightmare Short Shot. This
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is Stefan Rudnicki, producer of
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the Nightmare Podcasts. I'm
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delighted to welcome Annette Oliveira as
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one of this month's featured narrators.
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In contrast to so many of our
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narrators this banner year, Annette
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is new to these podcasts. But
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her talents are not new to me, as
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her appearance here is a kind of reunion.
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More years ago than I dare mention, we
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co-starred in a Columbia University
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student production of Jean Giroudou's
0:42
Elektra. She has Elektra. And
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I is Creon. Now listen
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to Annette Oliveira's reading of There
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Are Three Children Jumping Over a
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Can Outside a Bodega by
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Marc Galarita. Write
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The Sisters wherever you get
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your podcasts. And
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now Annette Oliveira. There
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are three children jumping over a can
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outside of Bodega by
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Marc Gallerita. In
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early 2022, there was a
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comedian on TikTok, or at least I thought
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they were a comedian who said, and I'm
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paraphrasing here, my
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biggest fear living in the city
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today is not crime or something
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scary happening. It's actually
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some person with a camera and a mic
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running up to me, asking
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me to do something for a
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dollar or questioning my musical taste.
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In the summer, around the time NOPE came out,
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I was standing at the
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Queens Village Long Island Railroad Station
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waiting for the Manhattan train. And
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across the street, I saw three brown kids
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jumping over a closed iron grate
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outside of Bodega. In
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the fall, when the call for submissions came
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about, a story involving
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the first anxiety coupled with
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the second image of the Bodega
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kids all came together. And I
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wrote and rewrote this in about
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two days. M.G.
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Marc Gallerita. When
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a nice man with a smartphone camera...
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or purchase them. It
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is also the phone he uses
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to record his real, real reviews
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of the tacos from the authentic
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food trucks in Brooklyn and the scenes
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of the noble and earnest people
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at the bodegas in Queens,
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places where honest people hang out and
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where he doesn't make friends with anyone.
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But his search for truth
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is not enough. His TikTok
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fan base grows. All
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400,000 followers across the
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globe hungry, no starving
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for the real, real of the
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American city today. And
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so it led him here, camera
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in hand to Queens Village Station
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in front of three brown boys
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at four in the afternoon on
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a Tuesday. He shines the phone's
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light on the boys without
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their consent. And as
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he records, a hundred followers
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tune in and the man smiles at
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the camera with all 32 of his
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perfect teeth that this
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is the authentic, real
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experience of brown
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boy joy. The
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boys stop their game to stare. They
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stare because they're prepared for
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men like him. The
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mothers warned them about this as soon as they
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were old enough to speak in
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between their old traditions, giving
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alms to the old gods,
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those old insatiable monsters who must
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be fed less they return to
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the mortal world. The
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mothers told the boys stories about these
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men and their comfortable lives. They
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were men born outside the
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busy metropolis, born
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from nowhere and
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everywhere. Nice quiet towns
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throughout the country with the
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nice supermarkets and the nice
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schools and the nice and
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open clean air with nice
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manicured, lawns, men
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who had no truth in their
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lives only facades and facsimiles. So
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they made a life of searching for truth in
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the outside world. Their
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logic, why be safe with
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the platter in front of you when there's a whole
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world out there for the taking? Beware
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these men, the
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mothers said, they come for
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our lives and they
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will not stop until they have your
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soul. The
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mothers have a tiring job, but
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it's a living. Keeping
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the old ways in the
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strange foreign land is its
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own form of rebellion. So
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they let the boys play, for they
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know what to do when strange men lurk around.
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The man with the camera does not know this.
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He has abandoned his culture to
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try on another, like
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one tries on a new coat or a fresh set
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of pants. He is
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wanton in his quest for the
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real, real. Something his
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people in the nice quiet town did not
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share with him. Now
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that he is in the city, he
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believes he can finally search for the
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one precious thing in his life that would
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bring him meaning. Authenticity.
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He wants to devour the word, feel a
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dance around his tongue, savoring
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the experience so he can feel
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something. Rage, pity,
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empathy, anything. His
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followers demand it. The
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man approaches one of them. The
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one he perceives is the friendliest
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of the eight-year-olds, the
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shortest, stoutest, and big-headed of the
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three. He extends
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one palm out in a
7:47
high-five gesture, a high-five which
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signals to the young urbanite
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that he is an ally.
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Holiness is his snare, a Web
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to wrap the boys around him. The Camera
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for the hundred or so viewers
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and growing fast. Viewers.
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Like children. Cookie children. more
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so and quirky. Brown boys
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who speak humbly and
8:12
politely or viral traps.
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Something. For people to share with
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friends and coworkers and old relatives
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and se. Lo que
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little joyful they are
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from a safe and
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happy distance. Been.
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At all that I was more
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of them were like this. Is
8:34
you know it? A few decades
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ago, they took a Filipino indigenous
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tribe who immigrated to the United
8:40
States, put them in line flaws
8:42
and ship them to Coney Island
8:44
to perform mosque retools for the
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amusement of others. Now.
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You know, If
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you go back far enough, you'll uncovers secrets.
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It's a powerful don't like
8:56
to talk about a treasure
8:59
chest of screaming mouse full
9:01
of hers. All.
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The time. What's.
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To stop him from doing that again.
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The mothers s the boys. Have
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you seen how popular reality
9:13
television is? What's. To
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stop. Them from making another
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human exhibition with high definition
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cameras. Instead
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of a high. The
9:24
friendliest of the three boys raises his
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hand to break the man's com and
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three different places, never touching him once.
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In. Exchange for the arms. The
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old monsters taught the mothers in
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ways that one could descend themselves
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with one's mind, one's body, Practice.
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Long enough and one can. Possess such strength
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of the mind, can bend anything to
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it's will. Zest. Real.
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Real. man's
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hand shatters in three different places
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fingers twisted and limp swaying like
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stocks of week on a wind
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The pain is enough for the man to
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urinate all over his designer pants. 300
10:07
US dollars and drop his
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smartphone. 1,400 US dollars. One
10:13
of the other boys catches it mid-air letting
10:15
it dangle as long as his mind will
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let him. The lens
10:20
faces the man watching his hip
10:22
bones break in two as his
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online following increases to 500,000 with
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600 of them watching him live. A
10:31
quarter of whom keep asking, Is
10:35
this real? A
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handful begging to see even more. The
10:41
attention is enough to make
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the man smile. So
10:46
many followers and endorsements happening
10:48
all at once and he would
10:50
smile and laugh, but he can't.
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For he is screeching in
10:55
unbelievable pain. When
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his tongue falls out of his mouth,
11:01
moaning replaces the screams. The
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tongue hits the concrete like a wet piece
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of raw thin steak. The
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last of the boys, who chose
11:10
not to use his energies, walks
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up to the phone and stares at
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the live stream, blocking the
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viewers from their amusement. A
11:20
few people comment how they feel dizzy all
11:23
of a sudden. Hundreds log
11:25
off. One person writes how
11:27
they've defecated all over their computer chair.
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And soon, the chatroom is
11:33
nearly empty. Even
11:36
in torment, the man tries to
11:38
yell, No, no, no. Not
11:43
because of the pain, never the pain. It
11:46
is the camera, the views, the
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people he desires. They
11:51
came to stare at his fragmented body
11:53
tearing by the bone. They
11:56
are his congregants come to
11:58
listen to his master. of
12:00
pain. It is
12:02
real and it is painful.
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A tear falls from the man's eye
12:08
socket, eyeballs having since fallen
12:10
out moments ago, and even as his
12:13
ankles melt into the floor, forming a
12:15
gooey red puddle, and his
12:17
bowels and his blood pour out
12:19
of him, he wants to stop
12:21
the boy blocking the camera. Why
12:24
would you hide the real real
12:27
for others to see? And
12:30
as the man and the puddle of
12:32
blood become one, he remembers
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his childhood in the nice town,
12:38
the stable two-parent household, the
12:41
friendly dog, the nice house,
12:43
the nice homecoming, the
12:45
nice partner at seventeen,
12:47
the nice first kiss.
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That was a real life too, wasn't
12:52
it? Predictable, but
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real. A real life that
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he could have written about,
12:59
documented, cherished. Why
13:02
didn't he think of that? Before
13:04
he can think of any more nice things,
13:06
his skin peels from his skull and soon
13:09
that turns to mush too. The
13:11
boy holding the phone lets it drop,
13:14
camera first, showing only a black screen
13:16
for the handful that stayed but
13:18
cannot comment, for they
13:20
have become puddles of human
13:23
waste. When their
13:25
families find them, they do not see
13:27
them. They see red
13:29
puddles and detritus of what
13:31
once belonged to a person, a
13:35
gold chain, a pair of glasses,
13:37
loose change. The camera phone at
13:39
low battery dies too. The
13:43
boys turn their backs to the blob and
13:45
go back to their game, jumping
13:47
over the can one at a time, seeing
13:50
who can jump the farthest. In
13:53
an hour it will be sunset and the
13:55
shortest boy will win. They will
13:58
rush home for dinner time. an
14:01
old meal conjured by the mothers,
14:04
a recipe from the monsters. They
14:07
do not miss dinner. That
14:10
would be foolish. You
14:19
have just heard there are three
14:21
children jumping over a can outside
14:24
a bodega by Mark Gallerita narrated
14:26
by Annette Oliveira. It
14:35
just feels like the setup for a joke, you
14:37
know. Three superheroes walk into an elevator. How
14:41
do you understand, Manny? We're
14:44
in an elevator. An
14:46
ancient, Mayan
14:49
elevator. You
14:53
think, since it's a hotel, she'd
14:55
have been killed in her room,
14:57
right? Classic setup. That's what you'd
14:59
expect, but no. She
15:01
was killed in the elevator.
15:06
There is a dead man in this
15:08
elevator. Oh my God, what are we... Someone
15:12
dies in this elevator is a
15:14
spoiler driven anthology series where there
15:16
is always an elevator and someone
15:19
always dies in it, but everything
15:21
else is different. Find
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out more at
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fbitepod.com. And
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our music was composed and performed
15:56
by Jack Ditk. Thank
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you for listening.
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