This week in its 50th episode, Nihilist ASMR host Serenity Brixwater brings an extra-special series of 10 sounds designed to meaninglessly stimulate your brain cells.

Sounds included in this episode:
Candy wrappers
Rice pouring
Carrot chopping
Door shutting
Weekly Purr: Weirdo McFeardo
Childless Playground
Thunderstorm (with rain)
Jet engine
Black Hole
Nothing

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Written and Serenity Brixwater'd by Amber Martin
Produced by Paul Obarowski