We are back! Well, for now at least. To kick things off we catch up a bit and see how life has been in Tampa for Zack and Leeann. they tell us a bit about the beer scene and how many breweries there really our down there. Waaaaay more than you

It'll Never Be Released

Jan 19th, 2016 1h 22m

Just...Stay Away

Show #76 - Podcast Animals

Jan 19th, 2016 1h 46m

Parting is such sweet sorrow... is what I say if this was our final show. This isn't our final show but merely our first into a new format. We kick show #76 with Snoop Dogg narrating some Planet Earth. Well it actually took us a while to get th

Show #75 - Cocaine Melts Steel Beams

Jan 12th, 2016 1h 42m

Show #75! 3/4's of a century. This week was a bit a bit tough for us. It is with heavy hearts we announce that Zack and Leeann are moving to Tampa. However, the show will continue. We will bring you at least one studio show a month and plan a m

Show #74 - Paul Blart Boat Cop

Jan 5th, 2016 1h 47m

Happy New year!!! It's 2016 aaaaand, not much has changed. We're ok with that though, we like our formula. Obviously with New Years just passing we recap how we spent our New Years Eve. Some of us remember, some of us don't (Leeann). We have a

Show #73 - #BetaBoots

Dec 29th, 2015 1h 41m

Welcome to the last show of the year! Show #73! Coming right off of Christmas we get into what some of our best and worst gifts are and how do you play off appreciating them. This week we talk a lot about what is going on in the world, universe

Show #72 - Smooch The Bulge

Dec 22nd, 2015 1h 46m

Happy holidays! This week is our Christmas extravaganza show! We get right into things with a phone call (thats right phone lines are actually up!) from our buddy Mitch who tells us how bad his holiday season is going. Festive right off the bat

Show #71 - What The Kids Are Into

Dec 15th, 2015 1h 39m

Show #71! Still not as good as 69. Well. We start things off with our weekends, much like we always do. Zack got real drunk off some rum on Friday. It didn't take very much either. Everyone seems to have that one drink though that doesn't take

Bonus Content - T&D's Bad At Business Beer Fest

Dec 12th, 2015 30m 53s

Better late than never right?! That's what we say. Anywayyyy, check out our mobile recording from Tom & Dan's Bad At Business Beer Fest 2015. We caught up with our buddies from the BYOCB show and had an all around great time. Special thanks to

Show #70 - 1,200 Years A Slave

Dec 8th, 2015 1h 38m

Welcome to show number 70!!! Blalalalalala! Aw man, doesn't feel the same. Anyway, we recap our weekend to start things off. We visited the Red Cypress Brewery in Winter Springs. Great beers, awesome hangout place. Try it out if you're in the a

Show #69 - Blalalalalala

Dec 1st, 2015 1h 41m

The Butterfly, uh uh that’s old, let me see that Tootsie Roll!!! Welcome to show #69 guys!! After taking a week off for the holidays we come back as average as ever! We discuss Thanksgiving a bit and family traditions that go along with the hol

Show #68 - It’s Been Chown

Nov 17th, 2015 1h 42m

I'm gonna be honest, I wish it was next week so we can go ultimate 90s and talk about show 69! Oh Yeah! The first segment was a lot of beer talk this week. Paul visited the new Red Cypress Brewery which sounds super badass. This weekend is also

Show #67 - Shamu’s Tongue

Nov 10th, 2015 1h 40m

Heeeey guys whats going on? Rhetorical question, you can’t answer here. On this weeks show we cover the hard hitting stuff. Why is Starbucks changing their holiday, excuse me, Christmas cups? (But really, holiday cups). Zack parties with his pa

Show #66 - Nope, Can’t Do It

Nov 3rd, 2015 1h 52m

Happy Monday all! Join us as we take a trip down memory lane in our first segment. We venture back to 90s and how it was a much better time. It was another eventful weekend in the No Guarantees camp. On Friday Zack had his first show ever with

Show #65 - Torn

Oct 27th, 2015 1h 39m

Hellllooo, thanks for checking out show #65! Unfortunately, Jesse is still unable to make it in this week, guy is work crazy! We have our buddy Chris aka Pizza Piesenberg again though swell as Leeann. This weekend was a full one for sure. Nonst

Show #64 - Nipsnlips

Oct 20th, 2015 1h 36m

So I (Zack) wanted to play only Nintendo 64 songs on our breaks today seeings that it is show #64, Paul shot me down though. Anywaaaay, this week Jesse is out of town so we have our buddy Chris (aka Pizza Piesenberg) in. Early on we talk about

Show #63 - Organic Stink Butter

Oct 13th, 2015 1h 32m

We’re finally back to a full cast tonight! Jesses isn’t stuck at work, Pauls not in Europe, and Zack, well he never went anywhere. We also have our friend Joyce in studio tonight to tell us about living in Alaska the past few years. Jesse may b

Show #61 - Alopecia Dobbs

Sep 29th, 2015 1h 19m

Show number 61, you thought last weeks show was the best one ever, you couldn't be more wrong. This week we bring the actual A-Team, Sam and Travis, and bring you actual content. We discuss beard comb-overs, as well as shower habits of some peo

Show #60 - No Paul, No Problem

Sep 22nd, 2015 45m 17s

Show number 60! Paul is off to Europe and guess what, we don't need him. We've assembled the best crew known to man to bring you the best show we have ever done, No Guarantees. We head off to the Hammered Lamb to have some amazing brunch and

Show #59 - Perpetual Churning

Sep 15th, 2015 1h 54m

Show number 59! Oh man, tonight was a good one. We have our friends Ashley and Libby sit in with us this week and help recap our weekend. I literally can't even type what we talked about right now because its all over the place. We had a long w

Show #58 - It’s Bean Fun

Sep 8th, 2015 1h 52m

Happy Labor Day! Whatever the hell that means now. Anyway, we have a packed house tonight! Some old guests, some new guests and everything in between (idk whats in between). We're 0-60 in like 2 seconds tonight. To start off we talk about the b

Show #57 - The Million Dollar BJ

Sep 1st, 2015 1h 46m

Zacks not here now so I'm gonna give this a go! Tonight was off the rails from the beginning. We started off with yelling at Jesse for getting us sick and missing last week's show. Who else get's high off cold pills? We do...get down with the s

Show #56 - The $6 Million Show

Aug 25th, 2015 1h 50m

Unfortunately, Jesse was out sick this week. We wish him a big "get well soon". That being said, the show must go on! This week we have the one and only Pizza Piesenberg in studio with us! We recap the weekend of Lagunitas events and how Chris

Show #55 - Sharpening The Pork Sword

Aug 18th, 2015 1h 42m

Tonights show was completely off the rails. No organization to it whatsoever. The first segment was literally just masturbation talk. 30 minutes of it, so enjoy! After the first break we reveal what TacoBell item each one of us we are as decide

Show #54 - The Death Row Hunger Games

Aug 11th, 2015 1h 37m

Feels like it's been a another year already but alas it has only been 2 shows since the 1 year. Only 50 more to go! Recently we've noticed a direct correlation between "art" and homeless people. We dive into what gives value to "art" and how th