emily's bladder has stopped eatiner her and we have returned to tiktok, as you might know. this week, emily and ryan sit down and share some of their favorite tiktok finds over the last week.

dollar store improv

Jun 12th, 2021 1h

Emily and Ryan went to the dollar store to get some props. Then they tried to use them in prop comedy, but completely improvised. Let them know how well they did please (and please say good things, thanks.)

we're addicted to tiktok (and both have a headache)

Jun 6th, 2021 1h

it's been a long month. after last episode, we both wanted to come in with no real agenda, which was great. we sing cocomelon, talk about our tiktok addiction, and really just lost control for an hour. tag along, let's go!

reading our journals

Jun 1st, 2021 1h 10m

content warning: this episode mentions suicide, self-harm, and other not-so-pleasant things. if you may be sensitive to these topics, please skip this episode.in this episode, emily and ryan pull out their journals (or what they can find of t

celebrity face guessing

May 23rd, 2021 1h 18m

welcome back to nntk! emily and ryan spent the first part of the show discussing movies (film theory, old movie spoilers, and the movies they’re currently watching). then they both tried their hardest to recognize celebrities by their mouths a

snack taste test and metal genitals

May 16th, 2021 1h 16m

look. we both may have film degrees and we think we’re really talented, but that doesn’t mean that we aren’t also stupid. this may be our most technically terrible episode yet, but we like to think it’s probably comedic anyway.emily and ryan

getting stabbed and joining the army

May 1st, 2021 1h 15m

it's been a long and tiring existence lately. take a load off and watch us spew our thoughts onto the internet. we wanted to talk about things we couldn't be paid to do, but things devolved.... as usual.things we covered in this episode: - T

the newlywed game but not

Apr 24th, 2021 1h 11m

join emily and ryan as they attempt to refilm episode 22 because they got far too shmoked on 4/20 and lost all control. they play their own version of the newlywed game and proceeded to lose control, just not as much as the time before. enjoy!

what the fuck is going on

Apr 10th, 2021 1h 18m

look, i'm gonna be honest. writing descriptions for episodes like this is kind of impossible. we both pretend to open an imaginary show like at least seven times, nothing makes sense, and we're both confused about it all.

we moved to los angeles

Mar 27th, 2021 1h 17m

holy shit. we did it. and now you can see us, too! if you're a longtime listener (but not a first-time caller) then find us on youtube! warning tho, we might have radio faces, if you know what we mean. in this episode, we talk about our move to

Hello Again! Also, Some Really Bad Improv

Mar 1st, 2021 1h 6m

Emily and Ryan have returned to the mic! Kind of. We\'ve got some more to reveal next week, but for the time being, enjoy our nonsensical choose your own adventure game. Sorry in advance.

#018: The Emily and Ryan Question Game (Friend Jeopardy)

Feb 3rd, 2021 1h 13m

Emily and Ryan quiz each other on their friendship, Ryan finally quit his job, and there\'s some more secret news on the way... soon. Emily also applies for Education Connection? (We\'re going biweekly for the next few shows, strap in!)

Enema Angel (feat. Emily\'s Dad)

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 22m

We\'re losing control, but it\'s fine. Everything is fine. We started off with some pop-culture and quickly devolved into some of the weirdest shit we\'ve ever put online. Enjoy this shitshow and say goodbye to our outro copilot, Donald Trump.

On Cancel Culture and Flunking Our SATs

Jan 6th, 2021 1h 41m

Emily and Ryan reflect on the year a little bit and accidentally delve into a discussion about cancel culture and how badly we did on our standardized tests. We decided to be a little more spontaneous with this episode, so be sure to let Emily

We\'re Not Really Strangers (we both cried)

Dec 24th, 2020 2h 32m

Emily and Ryan celebrate the holiday vibes with some feels. A lot of feels. They played the We\'re Not Really Strangers card game and... bro there are a lot of tears.

Inspirations and 2021 Goals (WHOLESOME)

Dec 15th, 2020 1h 22m

In this highly requested episode (by Emily\'s mom), Emily and Ryan strain themselves trying not to be vulgar or profane. They talk about their inspirations in the world, a few things that don\'t inspire them, and then they touch on some things

(No) Nuance November + Our Fav Conspiracy Theories

Nov 30th, 2020 1h 9m

The month is almost over, so we needed to squeeze in all of our favorite no nuance November takes as fast as possible + we even threw in a few of our own! We also briefly revisited some of our favorite, not-so-harmful conspiracy theories.

Moist Employment Stories + Ryan is Fired

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 34m

Welcome back to the shit show, guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Emily and Ryan take you on a historic trip of their employment, discuss a few trips they\'ve taken, and also describe some of their intrusive thoughts. We used so many audio assets

Smutty Fanfic Guessing Game

Nov 17th, 2020 1h 23m

In this NSFW episode of NNTK, Ryan and Emily scoured the web for some of the juiciest, grossest smutty fanfic they could find. Each of them takes turns reading their fic, names withheld, and the other has to guess who the story is about. Grab y

Dream Interpretation and President-Elect Joe Biden

Nov 12th, 2020 1h 23m

Emily and Ryan reflect on the election, celebrate the results, and then they both pretended to be doctors for the rest of the episode. With their newly self-proclaimed medical licenses, they revisit their dreams from the last week and try (emph

Spooky Stories (instead of election coverage)

Nov 3rd, 2020 1h 42m

Ryan and Emily take spooky story submissions from listeners and attempt to keep some kind of composure ahead of the election. We can\'t wait for it to be over, either. Take this ride with us and forget about politics (kind of). P.S. We dare you

Customizing Our Designer Presidency

Oct 20th, 2020 1h 50m

This week, Emily and Ryan take on the daunting task of redesigning the American presidency. Election? Who needs her. After more than 45 minutes of babbling, they discuss what their version of the electoral process looks like. Hint: it feels lik

#000:

Oct 20th, 2020

This week, Emily and Ryan took ok the daunting task of taking a new spin on the American presidency. Election? Who needs her. After more than 45 minutes of babbling, they discussed what their version of the electoral process would look like. Hi

Putting Things In Our Mouths and Recalling Embarrassing Stories

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 17m

In this long-awaited episode of NNTK, Emily and Ryan take on an ASMR guessing challenge with various snack (and other) items. Then, to spice things up, they recall their embarrassing experiences that may have contributed to their psychological