On the first episode of Not Each Other, Nicole and Marty fumble their way through a "satiricial" article in The Federalist while debunking the myth of the "Friendzone" and discussing how weird it is that Mike Pence won't hang out around women who aren't his wife. (Whom he refers to as "Mommy" by the way.)

Then, Nicole discusses the trend of "minimalism." Specifically she discusses why it's a terrible thing for bored rich people and she hates it.

All that, plus recommendations for things that we don't hate right now!