Dan and Nikki open up about how Edward Snowden talks funny, but probably deserves to be pardoned or whatever. Do you forgive artists just because they make great art? Nikki went to the Beyonce concert and tells us all about it and they talk about fame and whether it's worth it. Nikki doesn't feel like talking about sex, but they do anyway. Dan texts when he's horny and pays the price. He also says he's ready to settle down, but Nikki disagrees. They also talk about quitting comedy, but not really and they all take a relationship quiz together.