0:02

Oh, Donna How are you?

0:05

Oh today Alaska, ain't it? Oh my god.

0:10

No, I didn't give me your paperwork.

0:19

I'm just playing. Okay. Today your last day. Give

0:21

me a badge.

0:26

Thank you. All right. J now baby J is for

0:28

present dance. You ain't the

0:34

president no mo we got your

0:34

escalate outside.

0:38

Let me get your checks. Your

0:38

last check this everything we

0:42

owe you hurry up and gashing Now

0:42

before you go to prison, I mean

0:47

a Pensacola. Hold on Lee that jacket. That's

0:52

a presidential jacket. You're

0:56

not the president normally that jacket. Alright, millennia, or

1:00

millennia? millennia? Got it. No

1:05

matter what today your last day.

1:05

Y'all probably look sad.

1:10

Oh, yeah. You always look like

1:10

that. You right? Okay. Anyway,

1:13

girl. This is where your badge

1:13

your badge?

1:17

DANA Vega you want? Because you

1:17

wouldn't ever here.

1:21

Girl Give me your paperwork.

1:21

Give me your paperwork.

1:25

Yeah, get get your paperwork.

1:25

Yeah. Girl this ad. This is

1:31

Michelle Obama's paperwork. This

1:31

is not your paperwork. Where's

1:34

your paperwork? Yeah, where's

1:34

that?

1:39

Welcome. She's Not Doing

1:39

So Well. Comedy podcast

1:47

featuring Bobby. I don't want to

1:47

be viral. I want to be

1:50

inspirational and life changing?

1:50

Because Listen, I'm at GE gym at

1:55

the top.

1:56

What can I say? Finally

1:56

he's just like, you can unfollow

1:59

me if you don't like my body.

2:01

Oh my god. Tell me all

2:01

about it. You're right, but you

2:06

like it. Mushroom shape.

2:16

Well, hello, everybody.

2:17

Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

2:20

I'm Jim.

2:21

I'm the man's

2:22

and we are here again on

2:22

another Wednesday for you. Hi.

2:29

Are we really there for them

2:29

every Wednesday? I mean, yeah,

2:31

God feels like a Wednesday. It

2:31

feels like Inauguration Day.

2:36

Happy Inauguration Day. No

2:36

one's allowed on the National

2:42

Mall. I can't wait to see who

2:42

sets up a bomb and a capital. I

2:47

mean, we all know

2:48

thing a good thing Jennifer Lopez will be lip synching of the inauguration.

2:50

Wow. Wow. I mean, I can't

2:55

remember when she climbed

2:55

like a pole. What was the other

2:59

stripper movie Dr. Dow. Now and

2:59

the football game, the game

3:06

and the Super Bowl. Super

3:06

Bowl Super Bowl. The football

3:09

game. God you're so gay.

3:12

God

3:15

like Bali game.

3:16

It's like you have a ball.

3:18

Man with the big muscles in

3:18

the tight jocks come out,

3:21

you know when the shower

3:25

didn't form

3:26

back performance. And she

3:26

climbed a pole and my mom was

3:29

like, I can't believe they play

3:29

this on the national TV. It's

3:35

like wow, some

3:36

cry hate the hip hop in

3:36

the rap.

3:41

My Christian values.

3:41

Oh, honey,

3:44

I went off today on my

3:44

own on a Word doc. And I

3:47

read it out loud actually

3:47

was good. Yeah. Well, well, it's

3:51

a lot.

3:52

It's a lot to do a live reading.

3:54

No, I don't really read

3:54

what. I don't really read write.

4:01

Read Well, I don't write.

4:08

READ WRITE READ WRITE.

4:09

READ WRITE. Wow. One

4:09

verb.

4:13

Guy, honey. Oh, honey.

4:17

I am in trouble this

4:17

week. Jim was in trouble last

4:19

week. I was but I love it.

4:23

I remember last week.

4:25

Well, everybody else

4:25

does. Thank you. I'm

4:27

getting fired. Oh no.

4:30

No, it's okay. We can

4:30

all be messy slots because

4:32

apparently that's what we are.

4:34

Yeah, apparently we are

4:34

because we've gotten some

4:36

feedback Jim.

4:38

I've heard that's a

4:38

verbally transmitted feedback.

4:41

Oh.

4:44

Oh, this is coming for a

4:44

throat

4:47

I knew what this faces Yeah, this

4:49

is the attitude right.

4:51

Like the B attitude girl

4:51

got a full glass of Pino and

4:56

she's not we're like

4:58

what's wrong Ms. Nothing

4:58

Nothing. Okay, and then all of a

5:02

sudden, we start drawing a

5:02

little Wow.

5:04

And this week on miserable

5:04

with me as we have them is

5:07

here's the thing.

5:08

I want we going there. Yeah,

5:09

we're going there.

5:10

Like we have to just I

5:10

feel like I want to fight on our

5:12

show. I really do

5:14

a family feud. I'm

5:15

afraid of the fight though, cuz I feel like it might get really ugly.

5:18

I mean, it can't really

5:18

get much uglier than what I've

5:20

seen.

5:25

Oh my god.

5:28

Yeah, honestly, though,

5:28

I've been thinking a lot about

5:31

like people saying canceled, and

5:31

the fact that people need to

5:35

like, censor what they say

5:35

because they're afraid of being

5:39

canceled. And I'm like, that's

5:39

like me saying I'm afraid of

5:42

getting my period without a

5:42

vagina. Like unless you're

5:44

influential or relevant at all.

5:44

You can't be fucking canceled.

5:48

Eggs. Oh, my.

5:50

I don't know what button

5:50

to press it. Yeah, like that's a

5:54

button pushed. I didn't know which one.

5:57

You're right.

5:58

So for that reason, I'm not afraid of being canceled cuz I'm nobody. No one's gonna

6:00

cancel me. You can't be canceled

6:04

on

6:04

me. You have to be

6:04

relevant. We can't have

6:07

a platform be relevant.

6:07

None of which I have I can have

6:10

which a lot of people have so

6:10

they should stop fucking saying

6:13

I like can't do that because I

6:13

am living up to some standard

6:16

and no one else holds me to you

6:16

delusional fuck. Okay. You know,

6:21

I

6:22

just I felt the tension.

6:22

We came in the race. I

6:24

was well, I knew something

6:24

was up. I was like, he's not

6:28

feeling his oats today.

6:28

Something's wrong. Well,

6:30

we all we did delay

6:32

before dealing my Oh,

6:34

tell us talk to us.

6:38

I feel like I just got

6:38

off my chest. Okay, well, that's

6:40

not it, though.

6:41

Because there's something

6:41

else. But I'll tell you what it

6:45

is. What is it, Jim? It's

6:45

something about you. And your

6:51

attitude. Be attitudes.

6:53

And what would that something be

6:55

towards suicide? Oh, yep.

6:55

She went there. Wow. Jim

7:01

is like Yeah. What

7:03

are you alleging?

7:05

Well,

7:05

we're alleging you're a

7:05

little Cavalier.

7:08

You're does the best way

7:08

I've ever heard my life.

7:11

Okay. Yeah.

7:13

The Cleveland Cavaliers.

7:14

Okay, so without, explain

7:14

to the people why, why are you

7:19

Cavalier? Like, why are you so

7:19

aloof about suicide? Is it a

7:26

coping mechanism?

7:27

I don't really find it

7:27

that subject like i think that i

7:34

don't really understand why

7:34

people view it as such a oh my

7:37

god off limits topic. Like it's

7:37

actually a selfish reasons that

7:41

happens, like, and I mean, I

7:41

know I've had friends that have

7:46

done it. So for me like being

7:46

able to laugh about it, because

7:50

I know that's what they would

7:50

have done then I don't really

7:53

feel that remorseful about

7:53

joking about it.

7:56

I like that because

7:56

honestly, that's one of our

7:58

like, mantras of the show is

7:58

let's make uncomfortable

8:02

situations comfortable by

8:02

laughing about it. Right? Or

8:05

like talking shit about it, like

8:05

making fun of something that is

8:08

really like wait, for example,

8:08

or you know, so I can't really

8:12

talk about my looks I'm too hot

8:12

for that. But

8:15

like if you're ugly like

8:15

me, and you just feel if you

8:19

have to hide your face, like

8:20

you can talk about

8:20

suicide is everyone thinks that

8:24

like they're the only people who

8:24

are sensitive to it. And they're

8:28

like, Oh my god, well, I've

8:28

almost done it and then it's

8:30

like, okay, yeah, so have

8:30

literally so many fucking people

8:35

and you don't know that you

8:35

don't know that so you know?

8:38

Yeah, I don't really understand

8:38

where people like get off

8:42

formulating an opinion about my

8:42

discussion about the topic.

8:46

But no, I mean, but you're

8:46

gonna get it anyways because

8:49

when you bring it up the police

8:49

the PC police are coming for

8:54

you.

8:55

Come for me. The funny

8:55

thing about it is actually may

8:58

kill yours. There's no no I

8:58

really hope you don't I really

9:02

don't

9:02

know that you yet.

9:04

Not tonight.

9:06

Well, I don't think you ever should. I think you have a lot to offer it and I feel like

9:07

I've I think I believe in you

9:10

more than you believe in yourself.

9:13

Yes, yes. Lots. Lots

9:13

offer.

9:16

Oh, me. I think you have a

9:16

lot to offer you up here. Looks

9:24

really good. shoulders. Go

9:25

on. Go on.

9:26

Did you get broken up with

9:26

today? like something's off?

9:29

Never been in the relationship.

9:31

You may have been. I think you need one.

9:32

I think you need a new one.

9:32

I could come to New York for

9:36

you.

9:37

And do why

9:38

and only eight and a half

9:38

hours. Um, I like plants.

9:42

He's your wife.

9:44

Okay, that's it. You'll

9:44

sit here and come miseries

9:46

every and build. Why do you think he's gonna drop everything for you?

9:49

First of all, a be huka

9:49

like, why do you think I

9:54

wouldn't sit there and commiserate with you?

9:56

Alright, creaky?

9:59

See, I've seen that mouth

9:59

on film like yes, I want to

10:03

crickey you can come

10:03

Okay, Chris. Chris Rock sucked.

10:07

We don't crickey you Jimmy.

10:10

Honey, it's completely

10:10

Crikey it's not gonna cookie

10:13

you average cricket.

10:15

Oh, this little cricket.

10:15

That little con. Oh,

10:18

my cricket Jiminy Cricket.

10:21

Do you want to visit I just

10:21

want to like be in your bed?

10:23

No like you already have

10:23

more fans than us true. We've

10:26

been doing this for I don't

10:26

think that's no seriously people

10:30

writing go I Love New fans in

10:30

Peru like you are new or

10:34

trending in Peru.

10:35

Right. Right, right, right. Right.

10:37

All right. Well, I got something.

10:39

What do you got to say?

10:41

I've been writing down

10:41

some things. So you know,

10:43

there's policy

10:46

You know, there's policy.

10:50

Rudolph the Red Nosed marine.

10:54

Policy and

10:58

penises. What are nipples?

11:00

It's pussy Busey. And

11:00

what's the other one? Cause a

11:04

new one. There's a new see.

11:07

A way

11:08

to see clothes. What is

11:08

it? a threat See? Like this?

11:14

Fuck my throat see my throat

11:14

pissy.

11:18

So I learned her. So hit.

11:20

I'm like with the Gen Z.

11:20

Or Gen Z.

11:23

I'm the Gen Z reporter lingo.

11:25

Miss Gen Z.

11:27

He's borderline are you?

11:27

Well, yes.

11:31

borderline to know you're

11:31

still you're a millennial

11:33

borderline, but you're on the

11:33

you're on the cusp of BPD BPD. I

11:39

know about bt. BTP a tape I

11:39

guess I

11:43

should say 1997 and

11:43

2012? Yeah, no, no.

11:46

So you're not you're

11:46

wanting to well,

11:49

Ohio.

11:50

2012. Flash 2015 2012

11:50

when I came out as a sophomore

11:56

in college,

11:57

did you go to college

11:57

with a OC? Or college with AMC?

12:01

Yeah. I saw that. She went to

12:01

your college. Like the same age?

12:06

Yeah. No, but I'm just saying

12:06

you kind of like cross paths.

12:10

Yeah. probably saw on campus and like, who's this

12:12

guy who's this? Like,

12:12

she's at the gay bar like

12:14

cutting in line. You're like,

12:14

you bitch, and she's like, I'm

12:16

gonna stay one day. No, she's

12:16

like a big deal. Now she like

12:20

Actually, I love her. She could

12:20

be on the show. She would speak

12:23

her mind her eye.

12:23

She's, I love her. She's

12:26

making more waves. Like

12:26

when she makes a comment. Even

12:28

fox news will go. Oh, god, she's

12:28

commenting on Biden's plan. And

12:32

it's like,

12:33

everybody's obsessed

12:33

with her is that she speaks with

12:37

such conviction. I don't write.

12:37

You're not trying to what she's

12:40

saying. But I'm like, Okay,

12:40

yeah, yeah.

12:44

You're gonna fucking consider

12:45

it with such conviction and confidence. I

12:47

love it. Bobby. she's a

12:47

she's a real wedding. Like you

12:50

see, and he's sweating.

12:52

She's hot as hell. Like

12:52

I can go straight for your pitch

12:55

or shaved

12:56

mine. Yeah, they're

12:56

actually not I don't have a lot

12:58

of hair shaved. No, I don't have

12:58

a lot of hair in my armpits.

13:00

I don't know. It's like

13:00

complete. No, they're not. You

13:05

know, like, Harry.

13:06

Yeah, mine.

13:08

Like really?

13:11

He looks like preteen

13:13

high.

13:15

Grade right? So

13:17

you think it'd be like a

13:17

bear but Honey? Honey misled.

13:19

Oh, and I have no hair my asshole.

13:21

Oh, that's cuz you lasered it? That's

13:23

not I didn't have a lot before that.

13:24

Wait, you lasers your asshole. Yeah, I

13:26

got my my asshole laser.

13:26

I had a surgery like a couple

13:29

years ago for assist. It's not

13:29

it's a problem. But you have a

13:33

boil. Should I talk about it?

13:35

Maybe I shouldn't talk

13:35

about it. Because everyone has

13:37

said there

13:38

might be something somebody might be relating. It's called a pilonidal cyst. And

13:40

it's at the top of your butt

13:42

crack near like your tailbone

13:42

kinda. Yeah. And it starts as a

13:45

cyst. But really, it's an

13:45

abscess and it never goes away

13:48

unless you get it literally cut out

13:50

like he has a third hole.

13:52

I don't.

13:54

He does.

13:56

Michael Pachter So Michael had to pack my wound every day back in the hole,

13:57

penis Hole by asshole

14:01

pile and I wasn't

14:01

counting the penis hole. I

14:03

really wasn't either,

14:04

though. You can stick things in the pain.

14:06

I didn't really that

14:06

wasn't a point of entry for you.

14:08

Well, it is to be of a sounding rod.

14:10

So I had a cyst. And so

14:10

basically the it starts with

14:12

like an ingrown hair. But I don't have that many hair. But my hair is very thick. Like it's

14:14

not early. It can start with

14:18

like an ingrown hair. So they're

14:18

like we recommend you either

14:20

like shaved on the regular or

14:20

get like a permanent solution.

14:23

So I was like, I'll get my

14:23

asshole lasered.

14:25

Did you get a bleach to it?

14:27

That's next.

14:28

That's next. I used

14:28

this I shaved my asshole all the

14:31

time. Except one guy who lived

14:31

in wash heights. I used to sleep

14:34

with requested that I do not

14:34

shave it.

14:37

Are you Harry?

14:38

Oh, yeah,

14:39

yeah, my whole is covered right now.

14:40

Oh, yeah. I'm like

14:40

really hairy. Like,

14:43

Oh, yes. Oh my god. That's

14:43

like me. Oh, I love it.

14:46

You're heavier than me.

14:46

That's what's a funny fucking,

14:49

but I'm a bear.

14:50

I'm really quick.

14:50

You're my size

14:53

twink by hair.

14:55

So, Your Honor, Your Honor.

14:57

He's an honor to be an

14:57

honor.

15:00

I gotta get skinny. No, yeah, I'm not even in the I'm not even the hairy class. I'm in

15:02

the big class. I'm a job.

15:05

He's like one of those cats that doesn't have any hair on it. Yeah,

15:07

what is I was trying to think of that.

15:08

Like, hairless cat. I'm

15:10

a hairless bear.

15:12

Oh, wait, no, no, David. I

15:12

came up with this. He's a

15:14

manatee. Remember this?

15:18

So you're like, almost extinct.

15:20

So I literally just float

15:20

around and people carved Trump

15:22

into my back. Cool.

15:24

Cuz you're healthy

15:26

and healthy. Or you

15:26

know, you're about to be

15:29

a twink so it's fine. I'm

15:29

literally getting so sorry.

15:34

I honestly feel like

15:34

the shirts look more or more

15:36

baggy

15:37

and they are there. It's

15:37

legit happening. That actually

15:41

weighed myself. I think I told

15:41

you this last night and I know I

15:44

weighed myself with shoes on.

15:44

No. And from the last time I

15:47

weighed to like with my shoes on

15:47

at night. I never weigh at

15:49

night. I was like seven pounds

15:49

down from morning way.

15:54

I'm ready. Okay, that's

15:54

amazing. I'm so proud of that.

15:57

But you know, it's not about the scale.

15:58

No, not at all. And we've already established that.

16:01

Let me just let me say I

16:01

hope it's not about the looks

16:03

either cuz for me.

16:06

I mean, honestly, again,

16:06

I don't want to go either way,

16:09

but my face has always been the

16:09

hottest feature. It's true. It's

16:12

true. These eyes will fuck

16:12

anybody these lashes these

16:15

lashes right here.

16:17

If you know, you know,

16:18

I could gain 20 pounds.

16:18

And if I look better, am I

16:21

right? Literally?

16:22

What the fuck do I care

16:22

about number seven a scale

16:26

like this.

16:27

So back to what I was

16:27

actually saying is your threat.

16:29

See? Right here we go all the

16:29

way around. I

16:33

have no idea

16:35

where we land and gay. I

16:35

have one more thing I want to

16:38

say. Before we continue on this

16:38

journey. I just want to read

16:43

this. Okay, and I want you to

16:43

tell me if it's where it's from.

16:47

It's a movie. Okay? You just

16:47

live to obey me and be my slave.

16:51

I will own you. That's my soul.

16:51

My brain my spirit. My body.

16:55

Twilight, would you come and be

16:55

my property till you die? I need

16:59

to drink your blood. I crave it.

16:59

I need to eat your entire body.

17:03

I need to touch every part of

17:03

you inside and out. I want to

17:07

bite pieces of you.

17:08

Are these texts from

17:08

armie hammer army hammer hammer.

17:14

The best one to me is

17:14

this next one I want to break.

17:19

I was waiting for that one.

17:21

I want to take a bite out of you

17:22

as armie hammer.

17:26

I let him suck his toes.

17:26

Do you remember that? Well, I

17:28

don't care. Oh, let's grow. So

17:28

he's like, my toes. And now he's

17:32

like I'm eating women.

17:34

I'm sorry, but he could

17:34

walk down my hall. If armie

17:39

hammer wants to break my ribs

17:39

and eat me alive. All the power

17:42

to him. And honestly, that'd

17:44

be a win win for all of

17:44

us. Go ahead. You're gonna

17:47

murder me. I'm gonna get out of

17:47

this. I'm gonna get out of this

17:50

guilt free.

17:51

Right and people can

17:51

tell me I'm committing suicide.

17:54

I can just get eaten alive.

17:56

I love this. I can't wait

17:56

to the day that we're in New

17:58

York City or we're in Columbus

17:58

and Michigan's gonna fight and I

18:00

have to break it up. I can't wait. It's gonna happen it's gonna happen he's like a house

18:02

where like I'm like, bitch.

18:07

I'm usually very very

18:08

see but that's the thing

18:08

but when you're with me, you

18:11

won't be scared

18:12

I don't get in fight

18:12

like I will never pick a fight.

18:15

I will just respond to

18:15

you let your face say your

18:18

words.

18:19

No, I just I generally

18:19

don't give a fuck about anyone.

18:22

But when people take shots then

18:22

it's different. That's a sneaky

18:28

way.

18:29

Sneaky sneaky. This

18:29

episode is full of little like,

18:34

like if you're trying

18:34

to hide something that says it

18:36

all right. You can't put it in

18:36

text then. Oh,

18:43

could you see what we're

18:43

talking about now? Oh, do

18:46

you huh? My throat is

18:46

throbbing

18:49

I'm literally throbbing my

18:49

throat he is Oh my god. So he's

18:55

way is he?

19:05

It's not me.

19:06

No, it's both of us.

19:06

That the slides apparently.

19:11

This is where me and Ms

19:11

jump in and explain what's going

19:13

on a little. This is like a PSA

19:13

like,

19:17

literally a PSA Surgeon

19:17

General's warning.

19:19

Yeah, like this episode

19:19

is like, so do you want to like

19:24

paint the picture for

19:25

a picture? I'll paint

19:25

the picture the picture.

19:29

This picture is

19:29

definitely like a Picasso. It

19:32

was supposed to be the Mona Lisa but ended up

19:34

causing the style. We

19:34

were going for Mona Lisa. We

19:38

ended up like elementary school

19:38

fingerpaint like bad bad news.

19:43

So we were planning to have a

19:43

recording as usual. And the last

19:48

time we recorded a little tipsy

19:48

and it was a major success. We

19:54

loved it. We wanted to keep that

19:56

going. And we're just

19:56

tipsy like we weren't right

19:59

here.

20:00

lockout, the operative

20:00

word Ipsy. So then this weekend,

20:04

we're like, Okay, let's do it

20:04

again. And we just no load up on

20:08

booze and get together. And it

20:08

was a disaster.

20:13

Well, and we didn't eat

20:13

until late. And then we were

20:16

already drinking like crazy. And

20:16

we're like, Can we push the

20:18

recording back in is like, yeah,

20:18

it's fine. So we went from eight

20:21

o'clock to 930. Right? That's an

20:21

hour and a half more of alcohol.

20:25

Those 90 minutes. We're

20:25

catering to those 90 minutes or

20:29

I spent on the couch watching

20:29

housewives down in Pino.

20:33

So I mean, chugging,

20:34

it was a recipe for disaster because I was just like, filled with drama from

20:36

housewives and Pino so I was

20:41

just ready to come in hot.

20:43

And you came in hot,

20:43

like, there was no doubt about

20:45

it, like you came in, like,

20:45

ready to go. And you were kind

20:48

of like, Hey, this is and you're

20:48

like, so I think it's really

20:51

fun. So do you want to tell the

20:51

story of why Yeah,

20:54

yeah,

20:55

I tell us your

20:55

perspective before, like, in a

20:57

sober way, and then I'm gonna

20:57

try to like clip it together.

21:00

Okay. So my perspective

21:00

was the following. I didn't it's

21:06

not a big deal. Nothing about

21:06

this is a big deal. Let me

21:09

preface it with that. I knew

21:09

that there were certain feedback

21:14

had been received about the show

21:14

negatively towards me. And

21:20

that's okay, that's bound to

21:20

happen. That's what happens when

21:23

you put yourself out on a public

21:23

platform, right? Fine, whatever.

21:29

So I never really I never really

21:29

thought it was that big of a

21:31

deal. The subject had come up

21:31

earlier that day, somehow, in

21:35

our in a text between the three

21:35

of us, right? And I was like,

21:38

aha, bah, bah, bah. Then Then as

21:38

I'm watching housewives and

21:45

downing Beto, I'm like, I would

21:45

like love to actually see like,

21:49

verbatim what's been said. And

21:49

so it's like, I'm wonder where I

21:53

can find it. And I was like, Oh,

21:53

shit, like, I, I have the login

21:58

for this thing. And so I logged

21:58

in. And then it wasn't really

22:04

what was said that shocked me it

22:04

was the medium through which it

22:09

was said, which was a direct

22:09

voice recording. So it it looks

22:15

not one voice recording

22:15

submitted by someone to you guys

22:19

as feedback, but like a

22:19

discussion back and forth,

22:23

right? And so various little

22:23

like sound waves that I then had

22:27

to click on and listen to. And

22:27

I've never, I've never seen

22:30

anything like that. I had never

22:30

I'd never had this happen to me

22:33

before. So I was all sorts of

22:33

shuck. And I think it's two

22:37

things like one I just was not

22:37

expecting that. So I just like

22:41

kind of like had a more

22:41

heightened reaction than I

22:44

normally would have. I was just

22:44

like, and I was doubting Pino

22:47

watching housewives, right,

22:47

your blood boiling and

22:47

then you're like,

22:51

right. So I'm like, in

22:51

my mind, someone had just like,

22:55

like, stolen $500,000 for a bank

22:55

account, like, you know, like,

22:57

that's like, what, like, what,

22:57

Barack and I like to come in

23:02

here with like a machete like I

23:02

was just out of control. Yeah.

23:05

And the number two, I'm just

23:05

like, and what I realized for

23:08

myself is I'm just like, really

23:08

sensitive, which is weird,

23:12

because I try to put on the

23:12

front like, I'm not right, but

23:15

I'm, like, really sensitive to

23:15

criticism. And especially,

23:21

especially, especially sensitive

23:21

to criticism, when like, I'm the

23:27

newer one, right? This brain

23:27

production sounds like our shit

23:32

like,

23:32

and that's where I get

23:32

interesting. And like, we're

23:35

trying like, this is new, like,

23:35

this is new territory, right?

23:38

Like, She's Not Doing So Well.

23:38

Like you kept saying in the

23:40

drunken you're like, it's you

23:40

too. And then I'm just like a

23:43

fun chariot. I'm like, No, like,

23:43

going forward. This is like a,

23:46

we need to just it's a solid new

23:46

start. Yeah, some people are

23:50

gonna love it that used to

23:50

listen to the show, and some

23:52

people are gonna fucking hate it and to be honest with you, right? I don't care. Exactly

23:54

right. And I can't care and it's

23:57

not that I don't care about you,

23:57

or your feelings or whatever.

24:01

But like, I've got to do me

24:01

right you got to do us exactly.

24:04

I think message to

24:04

myself I need to like, stop

24:08

being a little bitch like so. Do

24:08

you? Think about what I would do

24:11

stand up people wouldn't laugh

24:11

at some stuff. I bet in their

24:14

mind thinking wow, this kid

24:14

sucks. While fuck him. I just

24:16

never heard directly. So I was

24:16

like, I don't care what people

24:20

think. then fast forward when

24:20

there's dmws of literal voices

24:25

saying how or I am it's just a

24:25

little different.

24:31

And let's get back to the

24:31

trunk episode, where after this

24:35

segment we have a whole

24:35

explanation for like 10 minutes

24:38

at the end so thank you for

24:38

listening. Oh, guess what time

24:42

it is it

24:43

the more you know

24:46

Am I supposed to have a

24:46

fucking topic? The more you know

24:51

with Jim

24:57

I can't wait to hear the more you know this week because guess what you will Often,

24:59

people will have commented on

25:02

how they're like that

25:02

motherfucker went off to him. I

25:05

didn't know so much about the

25:05

First Amendment.

25:08

That was so much.

25:11

I'm glad that just sharing

25:11

the basics of the First

25:14

Amendment,

25:14

or you know, rarely so

25:14

famous.

25:17

Wow, the more you know,

25:17

it's been around for hundreds of

25:21

years. You're chock full of

25:21

knowledge just drop something on

25:24

us He is just bring

25:26

up any word or thing and I'll think of a

25:28

thing you know, I can

25:32

ask about like something

25:32

interesting.

25:34

Like, what's the worst

25:34

thing that you wrote this week

25:37

thing?

25:38

You know, so much I

25:39

want to hear you do?

25:39

Okay, I got something. Okay.

25:43

I got something like a real

25:43

question you want answered and

25:45

you've never asked. I don't

25:47

know if you even know

25:47

anything about it. The pyramids

25:49

in Antarctica.

25:53

I think this topics not

25:53

gonna go well on this program.

26:00

Someone has been reading

26:00

their dad's text message. queue

26:06

and on. I don't think there are

26:06

any pyramids in Antarctica.

26:10

Maybe

26:11

Mr. Just interview you

26:11

right now. Furthermore, you

26:13

know,

26:14

okay, Jim. There's been

26:14

a lot of chatter lately about

26:19

Joe Biden in his transition. And

26:19

what it means for the Equality

26:26

Act that he promised would be

26:26

passed in the first 100 days.

26:32

And apparently, on January 5 14.

26:32

They said to a group of LGBTQ

26:39

plus leaders, that that's no

26:39

longer going to happen. What is

26:43

your take?

26:45

Oh, Lord. So what is the

26:45

Equality Act?

26:49

It's Oh, wow. You don't

26:49

know what that is? How do you

26:53

not know what that is? Don't

26:53

you're, you have boggle my

26:57

fucking mind. Is this the era is

26:57

this. This is like what we're

27:00

trying to get like a nationwide

27:00

federal law that it's

27:03

everybody's equal under like the

27:03

law and protected. The job

27:08

really does is it

27:08

offers explicit prohibition of

27:12

discrimination against LGBT

27:12

people like before. Yes, there

27:19

is a precedent.

27:20

We're trying to get here,

27:20

their congressional

27:22

writing. They've been

27:22

trying to pass this is Obama

27:25

there. I thought Obama

27:25

interpreted like title

27:29

up to interpretation.

27:29

Now it's explained. Now

27:32

we went to law pretty

27:32

explicitly say XYZ.

27:35

Congress will be busy

27:35

convicting Trump. Well, that was

27:38

exactly

27:39

what they said was there and that's the

27:40

problem is, I mean, right

27:40

now we have zero people in the

27:43

cabinet confirmed we have a

27:43

senate trial underway on January

27:48

19. We're full fledge is we

27:48

don't have time to pass the

27:52

Equality Act and the first 100 days? Well,

27:54

that's what they're

27:54

saying. And I take a seat.

27:57

Take a seat, you little

27:57

queers stand that what the

28:00

counter argument that I've been

28:00

reading about is, it's really

28:04

too bad that our government can

28:04

be so single focus, like it

28:07

should be able to, like multiple

28:07

priorities are being elevated

28:12

and progress is happening. So

28:12

like, is that on purpose,

28:17

though? Based on the constitution? Like our forefathers decided to do that

28:18

on purpose, though? No, yeah.

28:22

Because there's things that

28:22

happen that they like, I don't

28:24

know if they knew, but like,

28:24

there's a process for

28:27

everything. So you just can't

28:27

rush things through, it has to

28:30

be thought out. So they don't want to rush. Like,

28:32

why can't these

28:32

processes be happening

28:35

simultaneously? Like, why can't

28:35

there be like a subset of people

28:38

who are really spearheading the

28:38

impeachment? Why can't there be

28:42

some subset of people who was

28:42

actually heading the Equality

28:45

Act? And then whatever else

28:45

we're also faced with, you know,

28:48

why do they have to be all in on

28:48

one issue going forward? And

28:52

then all issues take it back

28:52

burner?

28:55

Good question. It doesn't

28:55

need to be. It doesn't. And does

28:58

it make you feel like we're

28:58

always just pushed to the side?

29:02

Like, oh, the gays are fine,

29:02

like, Fuck, I'm like, whatever.

29:06

We're just, we're just something

29:06

that they can just push to the

29:08

side, they can just

29:09

play with it. And we're like, cool. So

29:11

later act verb of

29:11

marginalized communities. This

29:15

is what this exactly means is

29:15

that it's right, a marginalized

29:19

group of people, you know, it's

29:19

important until something's more

29:21

important. That's what

29:21

marginalize me.

29:24

We got to get everybody else on their feet.

29:26

Okay, I get it, there

29:26

are pressing issues. But someone

29:30

in some group of people needs to

29:30

also view our rights as a

29:34

pressing issue at some point and

29:34

it's pressing and it's never

29:38

gonna be that there's nothing

29:38

else to deal with. So let's deal

29:40

with the gays and the lesbians

29:40

and the trans and everyone. So

29:44

when are we gonna do that

29:44

simultaneously with other issues

29:47

like people just aren't raising

29:47

it to the same isand as theirs?

29:54

Honey, I hear you like I

29:54

hear you. I see your eyes and

29:58

A's over I'm sorry.

30:02

acronym.

30:11

What is a demigod to?

30:13

Me? I have no idea.

30:19

I came out demisexual and

30:19

they don't accept me and I'm

30:24

like

30:27

they don't know what it is. Because we don't know what it

30:32

is at me as a white

30:32

upper middle class gay. My plus

30:39

sign covers me you know what I

30:39

mean? know everything and I own

30:46

it. I know I'm not well versed

30:46

in every single difference. And

30:53

it means every time the sign

30:53

LGBTQIA d p

31:00

plus lmnop. Okay, what

31:04

are you gonna call me

31:04

like not PC like, is that news?

31:06

Like,

31:07

fuck it? I don't.

31:07

Obviously I'm not honestly I

31:09

really don't.

31:10

Since a ton of people think I'm

31:14

in the capital like strong the capitals that politically correct.

31:19

Exactly. I said

31:20

there is no PC anymore.

31:20

It's gone. PCs go.

31:23

Correct is only a

31:23

construct when there is a

31:26

standard and there's no standard

31:26

anymore.

31:29

Are you no more you know,

31:29

Jim. Thank you, Jim. Again, for

31:34

some more, you know, with

31:34

Jim. I just wish you guys would

31:38

ask the real question.

31:40

I wish

31:42

that was a good question.

31:44

Yeah. Like we're all

31:44

doing work here. You didn't know

31:46

I didn't

31:47

know that. We had to do a

31:47

topic every week.

31:49

Oh, you just want me to

31:49

write the script every week.

31:52

week I ranted about a first

31:52

and what a

31:54

diva. Like this is what's

31:54

gonna ruin our barstool fucking

31:58

our box still contract has been

31:58

ruined by Eugene be like, nobody

32:02

told me that I had to actually

32:02

like do something as well.

32:05

Portnoy would fuck me. Well,

32:05

portney would fuck you

32:09

or noise one by everybody?

32:09

No. Boy. Oh, yeah.

32:14

I can't think of his first name. And

32:18

David.

32:20

Yeah. Dave. Look at him.

32:20

He's from Boston. Yeah, he does.

32:27

And I think he prays like a

32:27

thick mushroom had.

32:29

Yeah, it's it's short. But

32:29

like, sure. But yeah,

32:33

he wrote me. He owns

32:33

all of it. And he

32:35

just started, he

32:35

literally started this thing was

32:37

like, let's be on ESPN. And then

32:37

it became this whole huge

32:40

empire. That's like XM Radio.

32:40

It's like bigger than that.

32:43

Like, and here we are. And here

32:43

we are on the show. And he won't

32:47

even fucking respond by email. So

32:49

pick up our phone calls because it sounds like we're in a tunnel.

32:52

So I just thought of

32:52

something about the Moreno.

32:54

Okay, Jim. He just

32:57

woke up. I think the alcohol

32:59

jam, tell us what's happening.

33:02

This is something deep,

33:02

though. Oh, you're quitting gym?

33:06

If I can. If I'm allowed? Are

33:06

you What do you want to quit?

33:10

Well, if

33:10

you need me to. So this was

33:10

something I was thinking about

33:13

earlier, when I was kind of

33:13

like, probably like, feeling

33:17

worried. Feeling here? No, it

33:17

wasn't actually this is

33:21

something totally unprepared as

33:21

usual. But I was downstairs

33:25

reading. And I was like, What is

33:25

reading? Oh, my God, Bobby is

33:31

deepthroating. Pineapple lip

33:31

gloss.

33:33

If you have YouTube, you

33:33

can watch me just totally suck

33:36

this.

33:36

He sucked off a pineapple.

33:38

So you were asking

33:38

yourself what is reading? I was

33:40

like, What is reading? And

33:40

what are words? And what is the

33:44

meaning behind words and

33:44

letters? Because you think about

33:47

writing, it's just like, you

33:47

take something and you make a

33:50

shape, and then someone else

33:50

recognizes that shape? Okay,

33:54

what does it does that shape

33:54

have a meaning? Or did we give

33:57

the shape a meaning?

33:58

Honestly, this is exactly what we were talking about last night with currency.

34:00

And yeah, as long as you are

34:03

willing to accept it, then you

34:03

have a platform.

34:06

Everything is a social period.

34:08

So I'm thinking about like

34:08

archaeologists, they dig up some

34:11

ancient texts or some stone

34:11

tablet cuneiform something where

34:14

it's like, what are the words on

34:14

this text? And they have to

34:18

interpret How often do they see

34:18

something? How often do they see

34:20

this symbol or that symbol? And

34:20

what could it mean? And what

34:23

were they trying to communicate?

34:23

And how do they come up with

34:25

something? Because if you don't

34:25

have an A person who spoke that

34:29

original language or wrote that

34:29

allege original language, what

34:32

does it mean? And I just think,

34:32

to me, it's crazy. All how we

34:39

have over 6000 languages and all

34:39

these different writing systems.

34:42

And we can communicate in all

34:42

these different ways. And then

34:45

you have someone who goes, Oh, I

34:45

can't understand that. I would

34:48

never be able to understand

34:48

that. Because I have family

34:51

members who hear Chinese being

34:51

spoken on a movie or some other

34:54

language on a movie like

34:56

oh my God, we have to

34:56

read the subtitles to read the

34:59

subtitles. Right now like,

35:01

what the fuck? No, like

35:01

the rap music in the hip hop,

35:04

whenever someone says like,

35:04

I could never understand that

35:06

like, you could though because

35:06

another human child learned that

35:11

language Think about that. a two

35:11

year old learn Chinese and you

35:15

never learn Chinese. Isn't it

35:15

crazy to like all these words

35:19

and languages? And what does

35:19

this mean and how grammar and

35:21

all of this, we've created an

35:21

entire system just to

35:24

communicate, like other animals

35:24

or just like, let's eat Let's

35:27

fuck, let's sleep. And we're

35:27

like, I want to talk about the,

35:31

the pronouns he she and they,

35:31

let's go

35:33

interpersonal,

35:33

interpersonal. In typical human

35:38

being fashion, we've completely

35:38

over engineered the entire

35:41

concept of a method of

35:41

communication, right? Like we

35:44

could have, we could have sat

35:44

there and and like that meant

35:48

something, you know, but we

35:48

didn't we said we could all help

35:51

each other

35:51

to survive. We have

35:54

to have these

35:54

sophisticated languages. Yes. 10

35:57

says no one's fault but

36:00

no one and and and then the

36:00

Oh my god, the grammar police

36:04

are coming out. Like look at

36:04

Bobby. I have to police him all

36:06

the time. I'm the worst at writing.

36:08

You can't even write once

36:08

these guys start stepping up and

36:10

start writing just like little

36:10

bit of show nuts. There'll be

36:13

better

36:13

than a bit of show nuts.

36:14

Yes. Do you want us to

36:14

handle that? Do you want us to

36:18

get in trouble? Or do you want

36:18

Yeah, just

36:23

No, I don't write well, I

36:23

could write it but I need you to

36:25

like fit. I

36:26

read right.

36:27

I need you to I don't

36:27

know. Right. Right earlier.

36:30

You're like I don't read right.

36:30

That's getting

36:33

I don't read right.

36:34

I don't read right. Look

36:34

at me. I'm a corporate Whoa,

36:37

once I get Mr. Bae on. And so

36:37

it's better. It's better get the

36:41

fucking on the roller coaster, honey.

36:42

I mean, MS is in the

36:42

corporate world. Tell the truth.

36:45

Right.

36:45

So my MS is not. He is Oh

36:45

my God. He's deep in the

36:49

corporate world.

36:50

I am deep in the corporate world. I'll never leave frankly. But

36:55

oh my god. Now this is what

36:55

I needed. But that's

36:59

Yeah. You've known this

36:59

this life

37:03

force?

37:04

I'm not giving up. I'm

37:04

never.

37:08

Jim. Look at me. We can't. I

37:08

know. That's you. I think I

37:14

vaguely remember is that you

37:14

said something about crying

37:18

every night.

37:20

When When did you

37:20

vaguely remember? Yes, he

37:23

did. He did say this,

37:23

that you've cried every night in

37:27

your apartment since you moved

37:27

there. And I want to know why.

37:30

What's going on?

37:32

Why are you there? What do

37:32

you miss? Lower East Side?

37:35

What do you what do you

37:35

miss about the Hudson? The

37:38

Hudson is

37:39

the Hudson near me now.

37:42

What do you miss about the other rivers?

37:44

The East River. Now I

37:44

think that's me crying on a

37:50

nightly basis happens whenever I

37:50

go through a large change. So

37:54

when I moved to New York, I

37:54

happened when I quit my job and

37:58

worked. We work I happened. When

37:58

I went back to my current job I

38:02

happened I just don't do well

38:02

with large scale changes. I you

38:08

know, I just don't because I get

38:08

so comfortable in my current

38:10

life. So whenever something's

38:10

new, and I'm not used to the

38:15

impacts of that I get really

38:15

thrown for a loop. It just does

38:20

not sit well with me. But it's

38:20

interesting because I crave

38:23

change all the time. Like I

38:23

apply for jobs. I'm always

38:28

looking for my next thing.

38:29

And there we go.

38:30

But when it comes I'm

38:30

like, wait, no, no, no, no, I'm

38:34

gonna go back to what I'm used

38:34

to write.

38:37

So it's easier.

38:39

I think it's I think

38:39

it's a fad, some product of meat

38:41

is not being grown up. Like I'm

38:41

just want to have my little

38:45

comfort zone all the time. And

38:45

that's not how you need to live,

38:49

but you need to be if you want

38:49

change and you are seeking it

38:52

out. You need to be okay with

38:52

your boundaries being pushed and

38:56

blurred a little bit. Not so

38:56

deep.

39:00

But a lot of 23 year olds

39:00

are going through this like

39:02

they're 20 their hearts. Oh,

39:02

well. No. Oh shit. When I went

39:09

from my new job, I was like,

39:09

pretty much every night for

39:13

months was like, I feel like I

39:13

need to cry and I

39:17

want to die, which is a

39:17

thing that's like you crave the

39:20

change. You want to go for it

39:20

and you go and it happens. And

39:24

you're like, No, no, I hate it.

39:24

It's gonna fall. Ms. This

39:28

is what I was trying to

39:28

ask you like four episodes ago?

39:30

Yeah. How do you feel? And

39:30

you're like, Oh, fuck, yeah,

39:32

it's fine. But then I'm like,

39:32

how do you really feel like how

39:36

do you feel? You're upset. You

39:36

miss your old place, but you you

39:39

don't miss your old place. You

39:39

miss your comfort zone? Yes. And

39:42

then of course your key broke and then it was like this whole thing and then you're like, Oh

39:44

my god, I'm spiraling down and

39:46

you've got your super and then

39:46

now you hate your

39:48

superintendent. And now you just

39:48

like fight him. And so now

39:51

you're sitting in this apartment

39:51

going I hate everybody here

39:53

already. This electronic like

39:53

door thing like I don't know.

39:57

Yeah. And then today,

39:57

the water Heat went out. And

40:02

people were like running all

40:02

around arms up in the air. Some

40:04

girl knocked my door and she's

40:04

like, is your heat element? Yes,

40:07

obviously my fucking heat out

40:07

the building T is out get away

40:10

from my door. Get out of here. I

40:10

don't want to talk to you

40:12

know mine works.

40:15

Like No, you're the only one.

40:17

I'm the only one who has

40:17

working heat

40:19

just kill my face. I'm

40:19

trying to I'm trying to just my

40:23

own apartment. No one ever

40:23

spoke. So I feel like

40:26

God, Jim, tell us

40:28

Jim, can you go off

40:28

please?

40:31

Let me go give me something

40:31

to be mad about. And I'll go

40:34

off.

40:34

You can show your face

40:34

it needs to come from within. I

40:37

think No, I want to know why the fuck you can't show your face.

40:40

I want to know that too.

40:41

That's not something I

40:41

get mad about. You should know

40:45

why you talk Jim.

40:48

You're gonna have to show

40:48

your face we're gonna go live

40:51

now we're not. So he doesn't

40:51

believe in that. Ms. I believe

40:54

in it. No, you don't you don't

40:54

even I believe in to see things

40:58

as a faith.

40:58

I believe in a certain type

40:58

of it. I feel like I believe I

41:02

feel like you spend a lot of time believing.

41:05

But if I don't have

41:05

people on the same ship with me

41:08

that believe then it's never

41:08

gonna happen.

41:12

What do you believe will

41:12

happen? Oh, this is so sad. I

41:18

just need to know what you

41:18

believe is happening know what's

41:20

gonna happen.

41:21

The question will try

41:21

to see what you believe is

41:23

happening. Yeah,

41:24

what do you believe is happening?

41:26

I believe personally,

41:26

America I personally believe

41:31

that maps and such what and what

41:31

believe in what this?

41:35

What is the goal? What's

41:35

your goal here?

41:39

I think that this can reach

41:39

a lot of people and bring them

41:41

into the fold of the gay

41:41

community and such.

41:49

And such an ad and as

41:49

such, so in such a

41:52

way that you and you when

41:52

Jim asked, like, what did you

41:56

want for this podcast to start

41:56

and you listen to Bobby's

41:58

answers, they're not exactly

41:58

groundbreaking. Like what are

42:02

you? You're like, I just want to

42:02

reach a bunch of people same.

42:05

That's what I'm just trying to

42:05

talk to people right but here's

42:07

the thing I want to interview

42:07

them at some

42:09

point though.

42:10

I try to find out what that

42:10

point is honey, cuz like

42:16

when you die when you

42:16

have an obituary, what is your

42:20

legacy? is a being I kind of,

42:23

I don't really want an obituary.

42:25

Okay, well, that's

42:25

because you're gonna fucking get

42:28

one obituary. I want to know

42:28

that like, what I wanted to get

42:32

out there got out there

42:33

was true. The craziest

42:34

part is that doesn't

42:34

matter. Because in like, 100

42:37

years, maybe less for most

42:37

people. No one remembers you

42:40

like that.

42:40

We don't know anything about all you know, when you're on your deathbed. You're gonna

42:42

have a lot of thoughts. I

42:45

will have thoughts but they

42:45

won't matter. Hopefully. They

42:48

won't

42:48

matter. It's gonna be

42:51

fine. If everyone has last

42:51

moments, or Jim.

42:55

Do you want your last

42:55

moment to be just like everyone

42:58

else's or so you're okay with being

43:01

Hi, and I want I do want

43:01

Adam in a morphine and then I'll

43:04

be fine.

43:05

I think that's where I

43:05

can't I can't. Normal.

43:09

I went, I did everything I could,

43:11

like my mom was the guy

43:11

raise a family we lived to get

43:15

laid or

43:15

barely walk up the stairs.

43:17

Like Cantor. I gotta

43:17

have something better. I want to

43:20

do everything I

43:20

can. Well, you didn't climb

43:20

Mount Everest.

43:23

Well, that's never a

43:23

metric that I'm setting myself

43:25

up again. So I really No, I'm

43:25

just saying like,

43:27

it doesn't really matter.

43:27

None of what we do matters. Like

43:30

ultimately, in about we don't

43:30

know anything about anyone from

43:33

12,000 years ago.

43:33

I agree with that.

43:33

Fact, but we don't really think

43:37

oh, man, if if I asked you

43:37

to know like, Who are the people

43:40

lived in Columbus in 1904. You

43:40

don't zero names? Zero names?

43:44

zeros. The fair. You're like

43:47

they made a name for

43:47

themselves. You wouldn't know

43:50

them.

43:50

But there's about 10 of

43:50

them. We only know like if I saw

43:53

that. And I put

43:54

the pressure on us to

43:54

name for Jesse. Oh,

43:56

Teddy Roosevelt. And no, he

43:56

was much later it was important.

43:59

So 20s

44:00

that's where the

44:00

pressure coming from. It's very

44:03

hard

44:06

to make it okay, that's

44:06

fine. But here's the thing.

44:09

Like about zero people.

44:11

I'm just not really

44:11

keen on just sitting down and

44:13

succumbing to being an average.

44:15

Thank you.

44:17

Kill yourself at any moment. So

44:19

you got me. I

44:22

lost right now. I feel like we're

44:24

at a loss. I think you're blacked out.

44:26

No, we're at a standstill. Well, I

44:27

just think we are

44:30

Why would we Okay,

44:30

okay. So let me ask you this jam

44:34

is when you look at your life

44:34

retrospectively. What do you

44:37

want yourself to be remembered as?

44:40

I don't want to be remembered.

44:43

So you don't want a legacy?

44:44

I don't know I don't want

44:44

to be remembered. I want to

44:46

desire the billions of others

44:46

humans that have not been

44:50

remembered.

44:51

So you want to be even

44:51

though the status quo running

44:54

the mill?

44:55

Yeah, like I just want to

44:55

be like every other billions of

44:58

humans who no one knows their

44:58

name, and they lived, they had

45:01

fun. Why do

45:01

you think you want

45:01

their life? Why is that your

45:03

view?

45:04

Because I feel like that

45:04

makes me equal to them like I'm

45:06

not trying to be something

45:06

special. You just want to be

45:08

them.

45:09

You're not you don't have

45:09

to try to be special.

45:11

You have no and you are special

45:13

to be remembered. You have

45:13

to do something very, very, very

45:15

special, like super super spaces

45:18

that you don't think

45:18

you're capable of doing that or

45:20

what right?

45:20

I think most people aren't

45:20

No, I don't think I am. I don't

45:23

think anyone I know is.

45:25

So you are, are just

45:25

willing to succumb to the to

45:30

that I

45:31

just want to be brought

45:31

into all of these other humans

45:33

your aura, I want to be equal to

45:33

all of the other humans. Weird

45:37

that you don't remember, you

45:37

don't remember billions of

45:39

people that remembers anything.

45:39

People have lived and you don't

45:42

remember their names.

45:43

I don't dispute.

45:47

You remembered.

45:49

What I disagree with?

45:49

Is the aspiration to be that.

45:53

I don't know why is it bad

45:53

to just want to be normal?

45:55

is really bad. What?

46:00

Do you want to stand out?

46:00

What is your What is wrong with

46:02

your ego that you need to stand

46:02

out and be something that's the

46:04

thing

46:05

though, what you don't

46:05

understand is without it trying?

46:08

You stand out?

46:10

That's true. That's probably true. Here's

46:13

your conversation is

46:13

because you don't have to try to

46:16

stand out you stand out without

46:16

trying which means it's true.

46:20

You

46:20

also okay with being

46:20

normal and being elevated. I

46:24

think that people who live a

46:24

life with history of being

46:30

downgraded makes you want to

46:30

keep diluting yourself more. So

46:36

I don't like I'm very confused

46:36

by that by your stance because I

46:40

don't think I would want to be

46:40

something more if I'd hadn't had

46:44

the history of being completely

46:44

downgraded by all my peers all

46:47

the time. That's true. That's true.

46:49

I was definitely downgraded

46:49

by all my peers. So

46:51

I'm shocked to hear you

46:51

say you want to be normal,

46:53

because you're coming because

46:53

he's not calling you. I know

46:57

you're not but you're telling me

46:57

you want to be right. And so

47:00

people your whole life, like

47:00

you're some certain type of way,

47:06

who's not normal, and yet you

47:06

just aspire to be normal.

47:10

Whereas I am like, I want to be

47:10

at a whole different level,

47:14

because people are telling me I

47:14

can't be anything good. Correct.

47:16

I'm not saying anyone's

47:16

viewpoint or thought process is

47:19

right or wrong. I'm just trying

47:19

to reconcile at all. It's very

47:22

interesting that we all can

47:22

think a certain way. I really

47:25

feel like this episodes gone so

47:25

deep. It has

47:32

started,

47:33

I started I have to say

47:33

I feel like I love it. I feel

47:36

like

47:40

we need to talk about like,

47:40

what do we want out of our lives

47:42

and what is life to us, right?

47:42

What is living? Everything is

47:46

digital content. What is dying?

47:46

What is dying? Because everyone

47:49

wants to be remembered.

47:49

Released? Everyone wants to be

47:52

remembered. Do you realize like,

47:52

you look around, everyone's

47:55

trying to do something to be

47:55

remembered. And that's how he's

47:59

doing a podcast to be

47:59

remembered. He wants to be

48:02

remembered.

48:03

I want to be

48:07

absolutely like cannibal we're

48:09

gonna remember you, honey, you could die

48:11

forever. No, but here's what I

48:13

but my kids might not. And

48:13

no one else might better if I

48:16

can remember me, honey, you

48:16

better fucking remember. No, but

48:19

I just think of

48:19

it as a team. Yeah. And

48:19

not having resources. Yeah. And

48:24

not having somebody to listen to

48:24

I had to listen to love line,

48:26

which was straight people. So I

48:26

never had rush limbaugh.

48:30

Alright, so like the perspective

48:30

was never there. So my thing is,

48:33

I want to be a voice for people

48:33

who are scared to say fuck that.

48:37

I want to be that voice. I want

48:37

to be the voice for somebody

48:39

who's like scared to come out. I

48:39

want them to see like, Yay.

48:43

These are three guys that are

48:43

like, literally, we're all kind

48:45

of the same in our story. Like

48:45

we were scared to come out. It

48:48

was like, so awkward for us.

48:48

It's so awkward for us like

48:51

beer. No, that's the thing

48:51

is that you've had all of it.

48:54

Here we go. All right,

48:54

we're recording.

48:57

We're on. We're alive.

48:59

Hi, mez. Hi, Jim. How's

48:59

everybody doing today? Let's

49:02

just tell everybody what's happening. Now we're cutting into the episode because we need

49:04

to not only address things, but

49:10

also this episode never ended.

49:10

In fact, the next morning when I

49:14

woke up after a blackout, I was

49:14

still recording by the way. So

49:17

I'd like 20 hour 20 that's good

49:17

math. 10 hours of like, non stop

49:22

recording.

49:26

Recording for 20 for a

49:26

whole hour.

49:31

So blacked out, I went to

49:31

my room and I crawled in and I

49:34

said

49:35

24 hours. I mean

49:37

we didn't i didn't realize how long it wasn't. And I was like I have three and a

49:38

half hours of fucking content to

49:42

try to know content

49:43

we had. We had a lot of

49:43

quote unquote content.

49:47

It went south so we're

49:47

all sober. Right? Wow. I mean

49:51

very well. You guys have your

49:51

you have a beer. You're not in

49:54

your. Yeah, no, we're not eight

49:54

D okay. We're like 2d eight. It

50:00

wasn't a Oh, for me, it was like

50:00

12.

50:04

And I was like, for me,

50:04

it was two bottles of wine.

50:09

And for Bobby, it was like

50:09

13 I kept

50:11

Oh, yeah. And then I got

50:11

super fucking, I had to go to

50:15

bed like I don't even you.

50:15

Here's how I know it's a bad

50:17

night when I wake up and I don't

50:17

have my earplugs or my mouth

50:20

guard or anything in. That's how

50:20

I fucking know.

50:23

When you're not at the

50:23

community nursing home. Like,

50:26

why no, like, I

50:27

wake up and I'm like, Oh,

50:27

god, my earplugs aren't in. That

50:30

means I blacked out and fell

50:30

asleep. But that's

50:32

what that means. I can't do

50:32

it. I don't have my teeth brush.

50:35

And I'm like, No, I didn't brush my teeth.

50:37

I can tell I didn't go

50:37

to my veneers and like my

50:42

grind.

50:44

I didn't have a fresh diaper. I'm

50:46

funny. I didn't bring

50:46

my cane over to my bed so I

50:48

could rock

50:49

motherfuckers I can't

50:49

wait for you to get my age. Like

50:52

I was hung over till now. And I

50:52

think I'm still slightly hung

50:54

over.

50:55

Oh, my God is later No,

50:55

like, I'm

50:58

getting sweats. It's bad

50:58

when you get to my age,

51:02

especially when you drink. beers

51:02

like, yeah,

51:06

I mean, it gets worse as

51:06

you age hangovers lasts forever.

51:10

All right, well, I'll

51:10

take your word for it. So

51:10

we got into a heated discussion

51:13

about life and reading and

51:13

language, which was good. We

51:20

did. But then we get

51:22

it remove all the noise

51:22

from our blackout. And like

51:26

rambunctiousness, there were

51:26

actually some good things said,

51:31

I agree. And there was

51:31

like truth told, but like,

51:34

obviously a slur and like,

51:36

I think it's really

51:36

translated to you should take

51:41

this.

51:41

I'm like, Where's all

51:41

ours? And Jim's like, You ate

51:44

them all. or drink them all?

51:46

It was like milk in

51:46

your cow. Yeah, it was.

51:49

Jim. Jim likes to milk

51:49

the cow in a bucket and then

51:52

dump it out. That was my, I

51:52

meant to say stir hot, but

51:57

that's stirring the

51:57

pot. That's how you say it in

51:59

Colombia?

51:59

Yeah, that's the Midwest

51:59

way, honey. Milk that cow. And

52:03

then you dumped that milk. Okay,

52:03

that makes sense. I

52:08

love it. I love it. Shall

52:09

we tell them? I mean, do

52:09

you think we're wrapped up on

52:12

that subject? What do you think?

52:13

We are wrapped up on that? Okay.

52:16

We just actually present

52:16

ourselves as we're not like

52:18

really mad at each other. And in

52:18

fact, like, it was actually a

52:21

really positive conversation

52:21

that continued on for a long

52:24

time after this.

52:25

It did continue on

52:27

and it kept going. And

52:27

Ms. What happened? Like, so we

52:30

kept recording, and we were

52:30

drinking more? And what

52:33

happened? Like towards the end?

52:33

Yeah. So

52:37

I thought it would be

52:37

fun for us all to partake in a

52:41

team building exercise of having

52:41

a circle jerk. Like, yeah, that

52:46

would be a really good way for

52:46

us all to move past any sort of

52:51

boundaries that had come between

52:51

us. And I don't think I had

52:56

everyone's buy in.

52:58

Well, it was a little

52:58

First of all, I was blackouts. I

53:00

didn't know how to get hired at that point. I mean, to be honest with you, 36 blackout like it's

53:02

not happening.

53:05

Yeah, but you know

53:05

what? I was accepting of a hard

53:07

penis, a flaccid penis. I

53:09

am not about to flash.

53:09

No, I mean, that's just it was

53:14

just a photo. Well, so yeah, so

53:14

so miss his main line was I

53:20

think we really need to do like

53:20

a corporate retreat kind of

53:22

jerk. And I was like, What like,

53:22

I

53:25

don't even remember. I

53:25

thought you all this time had

53:29

just been like saying that as a funny

53:31

Oh, no, no, you legit

53:31

quote unquote, retreat.

53:34

Okay, so we got

53:37

like, your job. I could

53:37

chop probably I probably

53:39

wouldn't get full but like, I

53:39

was ready to try. Jim was ready.

53:43

college try. I felt

53:45

like kids were pressuring

53:45

me like that was like the joke.

53:51

pitch. Okay, God, I

53:51

will take full responsibility

53:56

for applying the pressure. I

53:56

absolutely was all up in

54:00

everyone's face trying to get

54:00

him to whip out their pie. And

54:03

clearly it was not well

54:03

received. And that's okay. You

54:06

win some you lose some. Yeah,

54:06

not everything can be my

54:09

corporate retreat. It's okay. I

54:09

know I love

54:11

you start making these

54:11

like all male bonding retreats

54:14

and like sell them to like

54:14

companies like come out to the

54:17

Central Park and we're gonna all

54:17

spread eagle onto the grass and

54:21

have a jerk just in public.

54:23

Yeah. And But yeah, I

54:23

thought that would be a fun

54:27

thing for us to do. I fully

54:27

intended on coming right in

54:30

front of both of you on this

54:30

webcam.

54:33

How you would have felt if you really did that, though. like would you be

54:36

up and be like, but that would have been like, whatever. Yeah. Like I like I

54:38

know you guys are well aware of

54:42

like, how I do like to do sex in

54:42

public, so I probably wouldn't

54:46

have actually given two shots

54:46

and I would have had it later.

54:51

Well, somehow, after you

54:51

flashed your cock mez which

54:54

we're gonna met, and I guess

54:54

Jim's Wellesley did too. I

54:56

didn't see it. I decided to feel

54:56

I felt a little Guilty. So

55:01

for that, what's the

55:01

point? That was the purpose?

55:04

So in a full rage

55:04

blackout, I was like, I have

55:08

dick pics on the internet. And I

55:08

told Jim then decided to have my

55:12

cock on the screen and then I

55:12

sent me a picture

55:14

and what via email,

55:17

and I sent it into the group chat two

55:19

via Gmail, that's

55:19

entitled ruing dick.

55:23

He just sent it. I've watched you send the email, I was like, why are you sending an

55:25

email, you can send a text

55:27

message while he puts

55:28

on his glasses. He's

55:29

like, email. My fucking talk and

55:33

then so then Jim found like,

55:34

attach image like

55:34

that's what you were doing. So

55:37

I didn't realize that I

55:37

like really did that until the

55:39

next day. And I was like, Oh,

55:39

fuck. And then Jim was like,

55:42

showing like, he quoted text

55:42

from 3am. He was like reading

55:46

like my old like, I'm a bear and

55:46

did a East queens that got so

55:51

pissed at him when he advertised

55:51

his podcast on that website

55:54

after like seven years of not

55:54

posting, okay, or queens were

55:57

pissed

55:58

not to continue to

55:58

derail this episode. That's just

56:01

Can we just chalk this episode

56:01

up to being complete? ass? Fine.

56:06

What was that? The people being

56:06

mad at you on Reddit? I missed

56:11

that entire thing. So

56:13

basically, Bobby came back

56:13

and was like, Okay, guys, I

56:16

really found myself on this

56:16

website. I appreciated all the

56:18

help you gave me the advice. And

56:18

so I just wanted to let you know

56:21

that I now have a podcast. It's

56:21

called She's Not Doing So Well

56:24

click the link. And I was like,

56:24

Huh, I haven't been here for

56:29

seven years and haven't posted

56:29

in that time. And now you come

56:32

on here for clickbait.

56:35

Yeah, and then they can.

56:35

Then some guys were like, it's

56:38

fine. Like Leave him alone to do

56:38

that. And then other guys were

56:41

like, it's not right. But nice

56:41

caulk. He posted cockpits back

56:45

in the day. I'm like, Oh, my

56:45

God, like the past really can

56:49

get you on the internet. So

56:49

fuck, to be honest, lucky. Yeah.

56:54

That's why we had to

56:54

stop abruptly.

56:57

Listen, things got weird.

56:57

Things got wacky things were

56:59

fine. Things got funky.

57:01

But we did end on

57:01

before the circle jerk at

57:05

relatively serious note.

57:07

Did we did I think it was

57:07

it was needed.

57:10

I think it was needed.

57:10

It was like a little existential

57:14

discussion that we all had. And

57:14

it's not necessarily even about

57:19

the podcast. It's just how do

57:19

you view your time on earth and

57:25

the time thereafter, and a lot

57:25

of people have a lot of varying

57:29

opinions on it. So I love that

57:29

we were able to unpack a couple.

57:32

It's okay to be unclear as to

57:32

what you think your life means.

57:37

Because clearly three people who

57:37

are a lot in a lot of ways alike

57:42

have starkly different views on

57:42

what their life means and what

57:48

they're here for. So it's okay

57:48

to have even an internal battle

57:52

about it. Because it does change

57:52

for you even all the time. One

57:58

day, you could feel some way one

57:58

day you can filter for why one

58:03

hour you can feel some way one

58:03

hour you feel that way. And

58:06

that's just part of being a

58:06

human being.

58:09

Being a frickin being a human being.

58:12

You know,

58:13

I like beings. A human

58:13

being.

58:18

I like beans.

58:20

How do you want us to end the show? I want you to end us on a note.

58:23

Yeah, Jim, take us out.

58:25

My mind is blank right now.

58:29

Which that's acceptable.

58:31

We'll fill it with something.

58:32

Do you want us to fill your mind?

58:35

Thinking back over the

58:35

entire episode? What is your

58:39

parting thought?

58:41

Thinking about the episode,

58:41

one thing that really stood out

58:44

to me. Besides, Bobby needs a

58:44

bigger fridge in the little

58:50

office to hold more beer. I

58:50

would say don't let your friends

58:55

look at your messages with other

58:55

people because it only causes

58:59

drama.

59:01

I actually would fully

59:01

agree. See, you had something in

59:09

your mind.

59:10

Wow. Yeah, I agree. And

59:10

I also

59:13

like to throw in I'm also

59:13

if you get a friend's dick pic,

59:17

maybe just keep it to yourself.

59:20

Unless you want to share it

59:20

with a very close friend who

59:22

should be able to see it. I sent

59:22

it to everyone I know.

59:31

No, you did not. Oh my

59:31

god, he probably seems like

59:35

I did not. I only sent it

59:35

to Dave.

59:38

Okay, well, whatever. I

59:38

don't even care to be honest.

59:41

Hopefully you enjoy the

59:41

inauguration today or you've

59:44

watched it or your while you

59:44

listen to our very educational

59:49

hopefully

59:49

there wasn't a bomb as

59:49

predicted by the beginning of

59:52

the episode. I'm seriously

59:52

concerned but that's fine.

59:58

I know. I'm actually

59:58

really concerned too, but also

1:00:00

there is a lot of security.

1:00:00

There is what I mean that's

1:00:04

true. There's also a lot of

1:00:04

fuckin hell jack. So

1:00:08

they're also like current

1:00:08

Lee employed firemen and cops

1:00:12

who were in the riots. Yeah, at

1:00:12

the Capitol. So that's what I'm

1:00:16

worried about.

1:00:18

This is a disaster. This

1:00:18

episode is a disaster.

1:00:23

That's fine.

1:00:24

We just need you know

1:00:24

what, this episode where I even

1:00:27

tried to salvage it. No, it just

1:00:27

stuck.

1:00:30

And that's okay. It's

1:00:30

just we just hope you find

1:00:32

something out of it. And we'll

1:00:32

be back next week with a way

1:00:35

better representation. stronger

1:00:35

than ever going to have a

1:00:39

retreat this week. And we're

1:00:39

gonna bond jerky. And after all,

1:00:44

yeah. Make sure you subscribe. And

1:00:50

actually, if you don't want to

1:00:53

subscribe, that's fine. But share with your friends. I'd rather you do that. Just share

1:00:55

us with your friends. Anything

1:00:59

else?

1:01:00

Yes. You know, just share.

1:01:01

No, just change the

1:01:01

password on your Instagram page.

1:01:04

Yeah. This fucking guy

1:01:04

and he has no self control

1:01:09

nearly. Well, hey, Joe. This has

1:01:09

been another episode of She's

1:01:14

Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

1:01:17

I'm Jim.

1:01:19

Thank you so much for

1:01:19

joining us and we'll see you

1:01:22

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1:01:26

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