In this episode, we explore how home improvement can be a nightmare for many. How do you compare to the three little pigs on the D.I.Y porcine proficiency scale? Do you have MacGyver-like skills that would enable you to survive the apocalypse

Big Bird vs Woodstock - Corn of Justice

May 3rd, 2021 12m 55s

In this episode, find out what big budget movie updates of our favourite franchises are doing to our cherished childhood memories. Discover what the best super power for a middle-aged man is, and who would win in a fight between Bird Bird and

A Shot in the Arm

Apr 18th, 2021 12m 21s

It's time to leave our lockdown refuge and reintegrate into civilised society. But are we ready? Maybe we have let ourselves go a bit. It’s personal grooming 101 time. Fire up the shower, dust down the soap, locate the tweezers. Why is th

It's Gym Life but not as We Know It

Apr 5th, 2021 13m 42s

In this episode, we explore the symbiotic relationship between gym fanatics and those who hate the gym. We discover why Prince Andrew is the ideal gym buddy, why parkour is not for middle-aged men, and the best way to position a mirror so you

Lockdown Part 3 - Accepting Your Inner Troll

Mar 21st, 2021 11m 35s

Lockdown has turned me, and many others like me, into a troll. What are we to do? How can we tell a colleague that they are crap at their job without them knowing? Is the mute symbol on video calls really a microphone with a line through it

Massacre at Downton Abbey

Mar 7th, 2021 11m 51s

Stately homes in such pleasant, rural backdrops. Murder seems to come to visit on a regular basis. The death toll in the English countryside is getting out of hand. There is a gathering at the manor, Lord Shitbag is going to be murdered. E

Could It Be Magic? Probably Not.

Feb 22nd, 2021 12m 24s

In this episode, we discover why, in reality, magic is a bit of a disappointment. Amongst other things we explore why there is no place in academia for gold spandex, why the big cats never ate Siegfried or Roy, and why the sorting hat in my sc

Civilisation Peaked with Henry the Hoover

Feb 6th, 2021 10m 51s

Tech and gadgets have come a long way, but where is it all leading? Did Facebook try to create a Chuckle Brothers tribute act? Is the rise of the machines inevitable? And if it is, what are the chances that we will be able to negotiate surre

17.5 Reasons Why You Must Listen to this Podcast Now

Jan 24th, 2021 13m 10s

I hate clickbait but I still fall for it. Why is this? Was Paul Simon the creator of click bait? And why do teenage boys love to rank so much?

Board Game Theory

Jan 9th, 2021 10m 28s

The most superficial appraisal of board games you are ever likely to hear. We explore why it is essential for kids to play games and abide by the rules, and why I won't go into a restaurant unless I feel comfortable putting its name into an in

2020 and the Death of the Massage

Dec 19th, 2020 11m 17s

In this episode, we explore how 2020 has changed the massage experience forever! We discover what James Brown said when he was having a massage, and what the dolphins are singing about. Does this massage story have a happy ending? Of course