Exploiting the twisted logic of Cockney Rhyming slang,  this monologue daisy-chains an eclectic array of topics that prove that  sometimes it's best to say something by saying something else. Listen as we explore Hillbillies, Hedy Lemarr, The Sound of Music, Bluetooth, The Monkees, Andy Warhol, and, of course, laxatives.

Written and Produced by David Clark
Sound Design by David Clark